WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 23, 2014

Listener comments!
	6:01pm mariano: 'Evening, Ken & Andy! @Whooda, if you're still here, totally agree about the major/minor terminology.
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: This Secret Birthday Party will be a SURPRISE! when it is discovered! Hey Ken and Andy and Delayers!
	6:01pm Carmichael: Did you ever get the end table from Ikea, Andy?
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: "The Life Coach is OFF Duty. Exist at your own risk."
	🚂 6:03pm -max-: Can't believe I'm signed in...
	🚂 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: If there aren't any birthdays lined up, want me to zip over the the nearest old folks' home and look for a birthday person?
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: "Why is this evening different than all other evenings? It JUST doesn't matter..."
	6:05pm chris: Torah Duty?
	6:05pm chris: @Matt, LOL
	6:05pm common: hey peoples!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: Now THAT's What I Call A Cancer Stick!
	6:06pm mariano: Went to my first seder ever last Monday. Really nice, but a couple of infants kept disrupting the flow (selfish bastards!), so it was very informal, lots of smoke breaks during diaper changes, etc.
	6:06pm Whooda: How about a premature birthday surprise for me like your premature obituary for Bob Dylan?
	6:06pm chris: The Hillel sandwich is the bomb, Ken!
	6:06pm Nick the Bard: Matzoh isn't that bad, I've had cream soda that that was feet flavored.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Hey common! @chris: The Breckman shul of Judaism.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: @mariano: I'd like to go to one sometime.
	6:08pm Whooda: Call up Glenn Campbell in his new facilitated care digs and tell him it's his birthday.
	6:09pm common: hey matt!
	6:09pm northguineahills: I dig matzoh as a gentile, although it isn't my go-to flat cracker bread.
	6:09pm common: only the whoopie...ken just said it.
	6:10pm Whooda: @Nick the Bard Shame on you DJ Nick the Bard! I just made my first cream soda with my new auction find of C02 compressed gas. It tasted less like feet and more like bilge water which is infinitely more pleasant tasting than my toes.
	6:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Whooda: Your homemade "champagne" makes me want to get CO2 cans myself! All the different wines (and drinks) to make "sparkling"!
	6:11pm Whooda: There is a battery operated fart machine toy that was popular with the hoodlums
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: That's too small a net--Mike Noble is the only Mike listening to this show, and I think that's because he has to!
	6:14pm Whooda: I got a big (20#) tank of gas AND a regulator for $15 at auction. I even found the secret formula for Coke on the internet, I had no idea it had bat wings, so I've been burping like a Tupperware dish today in my experiments.
	6:14pm common: @whooda: love me some bat wings.
	6:15pm thunderish' Jay: i would love to call in shortly in some days .. sorry for the abrupt end and some rudeness in the forum not intended into its foroists
	6:16pm Robert: Ken, tell us the words to Irwin's closing theme!
	6:17pm Whooda: @common I've been using your avatar as my desktop image ever since you introduced her, eerrr, i mean it. Just can't bring myself to replace her.
	6:18pm thunderish' Jay: im in a state of discharge, ill canalize it into music creation.. will have to check the international USA code into the station land line
	6:18pm common: @whooda: great! i stole it from dj tim(i believe). It's too good!
	6:19pm common: @whooda again: on my profile settings, the only thing I wrote was "bat wings". It's true.
	6:20pm Whooda: @common it's a small, demented world
	6:20pm Mitch: My best bud Colin hates work/life etc. and has tomorrow and friday off. Isn't that a fun little thing to celebrate?
	6:20pm sporeleki: Nickelodeon Gak
	6:20pm common: @whooda: so true. especially here. no, everywhere.
	6:20pm Mitch: he also kissed a girl last weekend
	6:21pm Nick the Bard: www.kidsshowbags.com.au...
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: "I'm a Soviet-doodle daaaandy..."
	6:22pm Whooda: How 'bout that 'putintang' huh?
	6:23pm Robert: I recorded my own punk lyrics to it over the phone that got published by someone on a compilation cassette I got.
	6:23pm Whooda: Driving the short bus
	6:24pm Robert: I did a version of O Canada on it too. That was ~30 yrs. ago.
	🚂 6:25pm cklequ interior: Damn Nicole and her busy friends.
	6:25pm Whooda: What the hell with all these eggheads that listen to Ken and Andy? What are the odds????
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: Andy Breckman you'd better watch your speed.
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @Whooda: Punctual eggheads, no less!!
	6:28pm Whooda: @Matt Ok, anal-retentive I can understand. But mathematicians?!?
	6:28pm KK: Hi guyse no one invites me to birthday parties so i'm listening to find out what it's like
	6:30pm Whooda: @KK from my experience it's just like this, mumbling to oneself, whistling Dixie in solitude and desperate attempts at conversation with strangers.
	6:30pm mariano: @Matt: Punctual eggheads reminds me of this joke: what do you get when you cross a German and a Russian? Someone who's precisely 20 minutes late! Could work with German and lots of other nationalities, I guess, but that's how I heard it.
	6:32pm Whooda: haha that jokes reminds me of my Italian x-wife Mariano.
	6:35pm amanda c: andy needs to go lose his car in the parking lot to make this episode a bit more humorous.
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Like those "crossed-nationality" jokes, so long as there's an element of truth to them :)
	6:35pm common: @amanda: hee hee!
	6:35pm Robert: I wonder how many WFMU listeners have a copy of that punk cassette I'm on.
	6:35pm KK: @mariano good one @whooda doesn't sound like im missing much. thanks for that.
	6:38pm common: what is frozen?
	6:39pm KK: Here's a classic: A German arrives in Paris, upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks "Occupation?" HE says "Oh, no no, just visiting!"
	6:40pm dc pat: Hilarious, @KK...
	6:40pm Peanut: Hay did the wfmu performance space open yet?
	6:40pm mariano: @Whooda: I'm Hispanic and German (among other things), and somehow I'm always 10-15 minutes early. @Matt: Agree, gotta tread carefully with those. @KK: Hah! Definitely writing that one down!
	6:40pm common: @KK: hee hee, also
	6:41pm rick: Pharrell Williams' song "Happy" is from The Despicable Me 2 soundtrack. Idina Menzel's "let It Go" is from Frozen.
	6:41pm Whooda: @KK that's an old joke the new version involves an American government officials arriving in Nevada.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: "European Heaven" is where: the Italians are the lovers, the French are the cooks, the British are the policemen, the Germans are the engineers, all handled with Swiss precision.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ...so "European Hell" is where: the SWISS are the lovers, the BRITISH are the cooks, the GERMANS are the policemen, the FRENCH are the engineers, all done with ITALIAN precision! ;)
	6:44pm Whooda: hahaha @Matt
	6:45pm mariano: @Matt: Good one!
	6:45pm mariano: That is totally a fake "your call cannot be completed!" Come on!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: The "reaching", is half the fun... @Whooda/mariano: Thanks, one of my faves!
	6:45pm PMD: That first voice mail didn't sound like a real one.
	6:47pm amanda c: fatal flaw #2034920934: finding someone who actually picks up their phone nowadays.
	🚂 6:47pm -max-: SURPRISE!!! Oh, damn… Too bad, Jeff!
	6:48pm Carmichael: "The home phone only rings at home." Brilliant, Andy.
	6:48pm Whooda: The NSA average between connection to porn website and ejaculation is seven minutes (seven minute delay) ne delay)
	6:48pm KK: @Matt the Italian precision got me
	6:48pm mariano: Jesus, every time they say Ariana I jump!
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: "Hey, those narcs are geezers, but they're pretty cool!"
	🚂 6:51pm cklequ: Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: @KK: Heh! Do you happen to be Italian? I'm not, but I'm Slovenian so I can kinda understand that!
	6:52pm common: @cklequ: very good! now that's in my brain!
	6:52pm KK: No, I'm Macedonian in fact but the whole Mediterranean is very not precise so I GET IT on a personal level.
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: "Burn It Down, with Andy B." @KK: Viva, Makedonija! :)
	6:55pm KK: More like Andy Wreckman
	🚂 6:55pm cklequ: Hey... there's still 5 minutes and Nick The Bard has Nicole's number, right?. Give her a call.
	6:56pm Whooda: Unexplainable phenomenon, that is the jingle for the ken and andy show.
	6:56pm Nick the Bard: ken and andy have her number now
	🚂 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: My birthday was a couple Saturdays ago. In 2017, it'll be on a Wednesday, and a chance for 7SD birthday mayhem. Unless Doomsday happens before then.
	6:57pm Ange: It's an OK topic I hope.. Grandma Phyllis is REALLY EXCITED. I have heard these stories 100 million times though.. so let me know if I sound interested enough.
	6:57pm Whooda: Train shortage
	6:58pm Listener Julian: I love this show so much.
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: "Dead Air Gulch, because no one gets out of WFMU's Air alive!"... Well that was a terrific level of anti-climatictivity! :) Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 23, 2014

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April 23, 2014: Secret Birthday Party for a Listener

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm mariano: 'Evening, Ken & Andy! @Whooda, if you're still here, totally agree about the major/minor terminology.
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: This Secret Birthday Party will be a SURPRISE! when it is discovered! Hey Ken and Andy and Delayers!
	6:01pm Carmichael: Did you ever get the end table from Ikea, Andy?
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: "The Life Coach is OFF Duty. Exist at your own risk."
	🚂 6:03pm -max-: Can't believe I'm signed in...
	🚂 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: If there aren't any birthdays lined up, want me to zip over the the nearest old folks' home and look for a birthday person?
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: "Why is this evening different than all other evenings? It JUST doesn't matter..."
	6:05pm chris: Torah Duty?
	6:05pm chris: @Matt, LOL
	6:05pm common: hey peoples!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: Now THAT's What I Call A Cancer Stick!
	6:06pm mariano: Went to my first seder ever last Monday. Really nice, but a couple of infants kept disrupting the flow (selfish bastards!), so it was very informal, lots of smoke breaks during diaper changes, etc.
	6:06pm Whooda: How about a premature birthday surprise for me like your premature obituary for Bob Dylan?
	6:06pm chris: The Hillel sandwich is the bomb, Ken!
	6:06pm Nick the Bard: Matzoh isn't that bad, I've had cream soda that that was feet flavored.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Hey common! @chris: The Breckman shul of Judaism.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: @mariano: I'd like to go to one sometime.
	6:08pm Whooda: Call up Glenn Campbell in his new facilitated care digs and tell him it's his birthday.
	6:09pm common: hey matt!
	6:09pm northguineahills: I dig matzoh as a gentile, although it isn't my go-to flat cracker bread.
	6:09pm common: only the whoopie...ken just said it.
	6:10pm Whooda: @Nick the Bard Shame on you DJ Nick the Bard! I just made my first cream soda with my new auction find of C02 compressed gas. It tasted less like feet and more like bilge water which is infinitely more pleasant tasting than my toes.
	6:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Whooda: Your homemade "champagne" makes me want to get CO2 cans myself! All the different wines (and drinks) to make "sparkling"!
	6:11pm Whooda: There is a battery operated fart machine toy that was popular with the hoodlums
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: That's too small a net--Mike Noble is the only Mike listening to this show, and I think that's because he has to!
	6:14pm Whooda: I got a big (20#) tank of gas AND a regulator for $15 at auction. I even found the secret formula for Coke on the internet, I had no idea it had bat wings, so I've been burping like a Tupperware dish today in my experiments.
	6:14pm common: @whooda: love me some bat wings.
	6:15pm thunderish' Jay: i would love to call in shortly in some days .. sorry for the abrupt end and some rudeness in the forum not intended into its foroists
	6:16pm Robert: Ken, tell us the words to Irwin's closing theme!
	6:17pm Whooda: @common I've been using your avatar as my desktop image ever since you introduced her, eerrr, i mean it. Just can't bring myself to replace her.
	6:18pm thunderish' Jay: im in a state of discharge, ill canalize it into music creation.. will have to check the international USA code into the station land line
	6:18pm common: @whooda: great! i stole it from dj tim(i believe). It's too good!
	6:19pm common: @whooda again: on my profile settings, the only thing I wrote was "bat wings". It's true.
	6:20pm Whooda: @common it's a small, demented world
	6:20pm Mitch: My best bud Colin hates work/life etc. and has tomorrow and friday off. Isn't that a fun little thing to celebrate?
	6:20pm sporeleki: Nickelodeon Gak
	6:20pm common: @whooda: so true. especially here. no, everywhere.
	6:20pm Mitch: he also kissed a girl last weekend
	6:21pm Nick the Bard: www.kidsshowbags.com.au...
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: "I'm a Soviet-doodle daaaandy..."
	6:22pm Whooda: How 'bout that 'putintang' huh?
	6:23pm Robert: I recorded my own punk lyrics to it over the phone that got published by someone on a compilation cassette I got.
	6:23pm Whooda: Driving the short bus
	6:24pm Robert: I did a version of O Canada on it too. That was ~30 yrs. ago.
	🚂 6:25pm cklequ interior: Damn Nicole and her busy friends.
	6:25pm Whooda: What the hell with all these eggheads that listen to Ken and Andy? What are the odds????
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: Andy Breckman you'd better watch your speed.
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @Whooda: Punctual eggheads, no less!!
	6:28pm Whooda: @Matt Ok, anal-retentive I can understand. But mathematicians?!?
	6:28pm KK: Hi guyse no one invites me to birthday parties so i'm listening to find out what it's like
	6:30pm Whooda: @KK from my experience it's just like this, mumbling to oneself, whistling Dixie in solitude and desperate attempts at conversation with strangers.
	6:30pm mariano: @Matt: Punctual eggheads reminds me of this joke: what do you get when you cross a German and a Russian? Someone who's precisely 20 minutes late! Could work with German and lots of other nationalities, I guess, but that's how I heard it.
	6:32pm Whooda: haha that jokes reminds me of my Italian x-wife Mariano.
	6:35pm amanda c: andy needs to go lose his car in the parking lot to make this episode a bit more humorous.
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Like those "crossed-nationality" jokes, so long as there's an element of truth to them :)
	6:35pm common: @amanda: hee hee!
	6:35pm Robert: I wonder how many WFMU listeners have a copy of that punk cassette I'm on.
	6:35pm KK: @mariano good one @whooda doesn't sound like im missing much. thanks for that.
	6:38pm common: what is frozen?
	6:39pm KK: Here's a classic: A German arrives in Paris, upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks "Occupation?" HE says "Oh, no no, just visiting!"
	6:40pm dc pat: Hilarious, @KK...
	6:40pm Peanut: Hay did the wfmu performance space open yet?
	6:40pm mariano: @Whooda: I'm Hispanic and German (among other things), and somehow I'm always 10-15 minutes early. @Matt: Agree, gotta tread carefully with those. @KK: Hah! Definitely writing that one down!
	6:40pm common: @KK: hee hee, also
	6:41pm rick: Pharrell Williams' song "Happy" is from The Despicable Me 2 soundtrack. Idina Menzel's "let It Go" is from Frozen.
	6:41pm Whooda: @KK that's an old joke the new version involves an American government officials arriving in Nevada.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: "European Heaven" is where: the Italians are the lovers, the French are the cooks, the British are the policemen, the Germans are the engineers, all handled with Swiss precision.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ...so "European Hell" is where: the SWISS are the lovers, the BRITISH are the cooks, the GERMANS are the policemen, the FRENCH are the engineers, all done with ITALIAN precision! ;)
	6:44pm Whooda: hahaha @Matt
	6:45pm mariano: @Matt: Good one!
	6:45pm mariano: That is totally a fake "your call cannot be completed!" Come on!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: The "reaching", is half the fun... @Whooda/mariano: Thanks, one of my faves!
	6:45pm PMD: That first voice mail didn't sound like a real one.
	6:47pm amanda c: fatal flaw #2034920934: finding someone who actually picks up their phone nowadays.
	🚂 6:47pm -max-: SURPRISE!!! Oh, damn… Too bad, Jeff!
	6:48pm Carmichael: "The home phone only rings at home." Brilliant, Andy.
	6:48pm Whooda: The NSA average between connection to porn website and ejaculation is seven minutes (seven minute delay) ne delay)
	6:48pm KK: @Matt the Italian precision got me
	6:48pm mariano: Jesus, every time they say Ariana I jump!
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: "Hey, those narcs are geezers, but they're pretty cool!"
	🚂 6:51pm cklequ: Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: @KK: Heh! Do you happen to be Italian? I'm not, but I'm Slovenian so I can kinda understand that!
	6:52pm common: @cklequ: very good! now that's in my brain!
	6:52pm KK: No, I'm Macedonian in fact but the whole Mediterranean is very not precise so I GET IT on a personal level.
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: "Burn It Down, with Andy B." @KK: Viva, Makedonija! :)
	6:55pm KK: More like Andy Wreckman
	🚂 6:55pm cklequ: Hey... there's still 5 minutes and Nick The Bard has Nicole's number, right?. Give her a call.
	6:56pm Whooda: Unexplainable phenomenon, that is the jingle for the ken and andy show.
	6:56pm Nick the Bard: ken and andy have her number now
	🚂 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: My birthday was a couple Saturdays ago. In 2017, it'll be on a Wednesday, and a chance for 7SD birthday mayhem. Unless Doomsday happens before then.
	6:57pm Ange: It's an OK topic I hope.. Grandma Phyllis is REALLY EXCITED. I have heard these stories 100 million times though.. so let me know if I sound interested enough.
	6:57pm Whooda: Train shortage
	6:58pm Listener Julian: I love this show so much.
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: "Dead Air Gulch, because no one gets out of WFMU's Air alive!"... Well that was a terrific level of anti-climatictivity! :) Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 23, 2014

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