@Guido: no, they didn't teach me anything like that! I do remember once though they had me read from a porno mag (Busen Extra, I think) to improve my pronunciation, so one of the sentences I'll never forget is: Ich hat den Orgasmus meines Lebens unter freien Himmel, in ein echtes Liebnest! or something like that.
@Rectitude: the only thing I know in any Scandinavian language is "Dansk jevlar!" from Lars von Trier's "The Kingdom" TV series. Usually gets a laugh from Swedes and Danes!
1:34pm
Wisconsin:
Hallo Guido. Alles gut hier.
1:36pm
yoo:
a fussy second bananna in your concrete teepee
1:37pm
Wisconsin:
@Mariano. I don't think I will translate what you said in German to English here. Might get in trouble.
Fair enough, Wisconsin! My friends told me I could use that sentence in any situation, for instance if I got arrested, the cops would just think I was crazy and let me go. Ok, gotta run out for a bit, bis bald, Freunden!
Got my hair in a pony tail with colorful bobby pins, got on my bobby socks and poodle skirt on. Mom tells me if I don't stop dressing is sister's clothing, she's gonna send me to military school.