WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 7, 2014

Listener comments!
	6:00pm ScottC: what disaster are we in for today???
	🚂 6:02pm -max-: Front and center! Hi-ya, hi-ya!
	6:02pm Foolbert: My mother did me the service of _not_ saying something to me, to wit 'Just be yourself.' I can only assume that it was because she knew me, and she knew enough about the world to know that it wouldn't very much like me.
	6:02pm Carmichael: "If it's true." Should be the underlying theme for ALL of your shows.
	6:02pm Listener Julian: I get weirdly excited in anticipation of the build-up, the asymptotic approach to a successful show, and then the inevitable trainwreck.
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: I believe the action today will involve calling random middle-aged ladies and Ken & Andy claiming they're their long-lost sons. And that they're coming over for Mother's Day.
	6:05pm dale: where does one find said crappy toys to consider the purchase thereof?
	🚂 6:05pm herb.nyc: Oh andy, w his PRIDE comment. He who is fond of saying MASTURBATION. but wait, we're learning of his $ difficulties. Oh never mind, i now worry about his wife and child.
	6:06pm Carmichael: Nice going, Andy!!
	6:06pm ScottC: see - I told ya...
	6:07pm conrad: Can't imagine why kids wouldn't want to get toys from a site that looks like UncleanDYtoys. I don't even want to know what "DY" stands for...
	6:08pm ScottC: low point: Andy complaining about Uppity Moms
	6:08pm dale: thank god my parents died from smoking and obesity at a young age before i had to take care of them. praise jeebus!
	6:09pm dale: lilacs are great - did you plant it next to the outhouse ken? that's where you find them usually.
	6:09pm Nick the Bard: Can we rename the show "The Dead Mom Line"?
	6:11pm ScottC: "Whats My DEAD MOM Line"
	6:11pm dale: maybe 'american pie' is actually about don mccleans's mom.
	6:11pm EzSezz: I though I knew what Second Line meant. Now I know what Third Line means.
	6:12pm dale: your dead mom line would be 'you'll never amount to anything - from my GRAVE!'
	6:14pm Nick the Bard: Going by the calls so far, having a dead mom actually seems to make you smarter. Or at least knowing how to talk on the phone.
	6:15pm Greg from Bloomfield: We celebrated Mother's Day last Sunday cuz my Mom didn't want to deal with actual Mother's Day traffic and reservations. My Mom rules.
	6:16pm That Bipolar Guy: I won't call in but I'd like to call the dead mom line and say... The one thing I learned is that the value of mom is priceless! Because you can't buy another mom on amazon,you can't build another mom,you can't grow another mom. You only get one and that's what makes her priceless!!! Now I'm going to cry :-(:::::::::::::
	6:17pm That Bipolar Guy: I wish my mom was alive
	6:18pm Tony: Once when I was moving into a new apartment, I went to sign the lease and they also made me sign a paper swearing that I would NEVER run the garbage disposal without running cold water at the same time. Since then, I always assumed it was a really big deal to have the water running since the apartment managers seemed to care so much about it.
	6:18pm Danne D: Advice from my mom. Someone from the mafia is going to ask you to join b/c you've got the brains. Don't do it. I have yet to encounter this mafia recruiter.
	6:18pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom was exceptionally wise!
	6:20pm Carmichael: My mom is a C.H.U.D. Which line should I use?
	6:20pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom "money talks crap walks" if you don't have money your nothing"
	6:21pm Glenn m: What if I have two dads
	6:21pm Three Dog Night: Mama told me not to come.
	6:21pm dale: sorry bipolar guy. some of us got crappy moms. did andy just puff on a jazz cigarette?
	6:24pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom knew how to do without. She wore second hand clothes and even rags just to save a few pennies in the bank
	6:25pm dale: always marry the wallflower. never the whore. the wallflower will get netter in the sack. the whore has been there, done that.
	6:25pm dale: BETTER.....
	6:26pm That Bipolar Guy: Have tremendous respect for money! Never spend it!
	6:27pm Danne D: @Glenn M you have to wait until the father's day show and call twice.
	6:27pm Doris Day: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera. Way to evade my questions, mom...
	6:28pm Cory: my (still living) mother's advice was, "Shut up, no one cares."
	6:29pm That Bipolar Guy: My mother when my father died bought a 3 grave plot one for dad one for mom and one for me,because she thought I was never going to marry,I'd live a life alone and be buried next to her and dad
	6:30pm Carmichael: NorCal rules, Scott.
	6:30pm csoda: This is very bad for Andy's karma
	6:31pm vanya moscow: My mom told me - whoever you become, an actor, a writer or a woodworker (my ideas at the time) you'll have to be a famous woodworker or whoever, because you'll have to be able to afford a housekeeper
	6:32pm dale: my retarded borther's name is on my parents headstone with his birth date and a hyphen. not cool.
	6:32pm Folsom: Hopefully Melba's mom isn't toast.
	6:33pm EzSezz: If Melba goes to California, she will need to call back on a different line.
	6:34pm Carmichael: Do you have an orphan phone line??
	6:35pm EzSezz: What about a standing non-ironic line for SSD?
	6:37pm That Bipolar Guy: My parents weren't the best. Matter of fact I was abused most of my childhood. I think is rather be given to an orphanage or a foster home instead of have the snot kicked out of me by parents who never wanted mom
	6:38pm Carmichael: Is this caller a foreigner?
	6:38pm dale: my dead mom said i would never amount to much. is that considered advice?
	6:39pm Nick the Bard: yay, someone's calling in and saying i have no class, i sound like a girl, 'm a jerk, blah blah blah, oh well, he needs to learn how to contribute better.
	6:40pm Carmichael: Ken, make her speak German!
	6:40pm ScottC: Oh Christ - here we go with the accents again!
	6:40pm dale: a slut who can cook - the trifecta! (if it were three things)
	6:45pm Danne D: Jenna! it's it 10 minutes after 6 on Friday?
	6:46pm Danne D: @Nick callers are really hassling you? That's just dumb.
	6:46pm Danne D: 1) b/c that's really no way to get on and 2) b/c you're a good dude who deserves better
	6:47pm dale: see, this is why uncle andy's toys is a failure - they're probably SEX TOYS!
	6:47pm Lulu: oh man that was funny
	6:47pm Studio B Ben: "She was so mature, though." -- Famous Last Words of the Now Incarcerated
	6:47pm Danne D: Gotta head to the car. Have a good night everyone :) Happy Mother's day to all of the moms surely tuned in to this show.
	6:48pm Nick the Bard: It's one guy, I think he used to get through just because, but I'm not letting him through ever because he takes forever to get anywhere, and he's also barely on topic, if at all.
	6:50pm Studio B Ben: @Nick: Is it the same guy from Shut Up Weirdo and The Dusty Show? A vaguely hispanic guy?
	6:52pm Carmichael: DJ DONT CAR?
	6:52pm Nick the Bard: I'm not really sure, there's two people that I never let through, really off topic guy, and then the other guy that sounds like he hasa a speech impediment? something like that. i don't think they're the same guy though, but, ugh. ( i may have to try and listen to the other shows now just to see if it is the same guy {s})
	6:53pm Greg from Bloomfield: Rest assured he'll call SUW on Friday to tell them not drink so much...
	6:53pm Studio B Ben: @Carmichael--Exactly. Yeah, I think he goes by DJ, and usually some variant of that on the comments board always being negative about whatever show is on.
	6:54pm Studio B Ben: Just curious how much he gets around on the station's talk shows.
	6:56pm Carmichael: djelrock. He has issues.
	6:57pm Nick the Bard: all i know is, tonight i just REEALLY set him off and he was cursing and telling me to die and i'm a prick, and blah blha blah, he should know by now how harsh of a call screener i am :P
	6:58pm dale: 'alive with an asterisk' - one of andy's funniest toss-offs
	6:59pm dale: when was djelrock a prick last - shut up weirdo?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 7, 2014

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May 7, 2014: Advice from Your Mothers

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm ScottC: what disaster are we in for today???
	🚂 6:02pm -max-: Front and center! Hi-ya, hi-ya!
	6:02pm Foolbert: My mother did me the service of _not_ saying something to me, to wit 'Just be yourself.' I can only assume that it was because she knew me, and she knew enough about the world to know that it wouldn't very much like me.
	6:02pm Carmichael: "If it's true." Should be the underlying theme for ALL of your shows.
	6:02pm Listener Julian: I get weirdly excited in anticipation of the build-up, the asymptotic approach to a successful show, and then the inevitable trainwreck.
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: I believe the action today will involve calling random middle-aged ladies and Ken & Andy claiming they're their long-lost sons. And that they're coming over for Mother's Day.
	6:05pm dale: where does one find said crappy toys to consider the purchase thereof?
	🚂 6:05pm herb.nyc: Oh andy, w his PRIDE comment. He who is fond of saying MASTURBATION. but wait, we're learning of his $ difficulties. Oh never mind, i now worry about his wife and child.
	6:06pm Carmichael: Nice going, Andy!!
	6:06pm ScottC: see - I told ya...
	6:07pm conrad: Can't imagine why kids wouldn't want to get toys from a site that looks like UncleanDYtoys. I don't even want to know what "DY" stands for...
	6:08pm ScottC: low point: Andy complaining about Uppity Moms
	6:08pm dale: thank god my parents died from smoking and obesity at a young age before i had to take care of them. praise jeebus!
	6:09pm dale: lilacs are great - did you plant it next to the outhouse ken? that's where you find them usually.
	6:09pm Nick the Bard: Can we rename the show "The Dead Mom Line"?
	6:11pm ScottC: "Whats My DEAD MOM Line"
	6:11pm dale: maybe 'american pie' is actually about don mccleans's mom.
	6:11pm EzSezz: I though I knew what Second Line meant. Now I know what Third Line means.
	6:12pm dale: your dead mom line would be 'you'll never amount to anything - from my GRAVE!'
	6:14pm Nick the Bard: Going by the calls so far, having a dead mom actually seems to make you smarter. Or at least knowing how to talk on the phone.
	6:15pm Greg from Bloomfield: We celebrated Mother's Day last Sunday cuz my Mom didn't want to deal with actual Mother's Day traffic and reservations. My Mom rules.
	6:16pm That Bipolar Guy: I won't call in but I'd like to call the dead mom line and say... The one thing I learned is that the value of mom is priceless! Because you can't buy another mom on amazon,you can't build another mom,you can't grow another mom. You only get one and that's what makes her priceless!!! Now I'm going to cry :-(:::::::::::::
	6:17pm That Bipolar Guy: I wish my mom was alive
	6:18pm Tony: Once when I was moving into a new apartment, I went to sign the lease and they also made me sign a paper swearing that I would NEVER run the garbage disposal without running cold water at the same time. Since then, I always assumed it was a really big deal to have the water running since the apartment managers seemed to care so much about it.
	6:18pm Danne D: Advice from my mom. Someone from the mafia is going to ask you to join b/c you've got the brains. Don't do it. I have yet to encounter this mafia recruiter.
	6:18pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom was exceptionally wise!
	6:20pm Carmichael: My mom is a C.H.U.D. Which line should I use?
	6:20pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom "money talks crap walks" if you don't have money your nothing"
	6:21pm Glenn m: What if I have two dads
	6:21pm Three Dog Night: Mama told me not to come.
	6:21pm dale: sorry bipolar guy. some of us got crappy moms. did andy just puff on a jazz cigarette?
	6:24pm That Bipolar Guy: My mom knew how to do without. She wore second hand clothes and even rags just to save a few pennies in the bank
	6:25pm dale: always marry the wallflower. never the whore. the wallflower will get netter in the sack. the whore has been there, done that.
	6:25pm dale: BETTER.....
	6:26pm That Bipolar Guy: Have tremendous respect for money! Never spend it!
	6:27pm Danne D: @Glenn M you have to wait until the father's day show and call twice.
	6:27pm Doris Day: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera. Way to evade my questions, mom...
	6:28pm Cory: my (still living) mother's advice was, "Shut up, no one cares."
	6:29pm That Bipolar Guy: My mother when my father died bought a 3 grave plot one for dad one for mom and one for me,because she thought I was never going to marry,I'd live a life alone and be buried next to her and dad
	6:30pm Carmichael: NorCal rules, Scott.
	6:30pm csoda: This is very bad for Andy's karma
	6:31pm vanya moscow: My mom told me - whoever you become, an actor, a writer or a woodworker (my ideas at the time) you'll have to be a famous woodworker or whoever, because you'll have to be able to afford a housekeeper
	6:32pm dale: my retarded borther's name is on my parents headstone with his birth date and a hyphen. not cool.
	6:32pm Folsom: Hopefully Melba's mom isn't toast.
	6:33pm EzSezz: If Melba goes to California, she will need to call back on a different line.
	6:34pm Carmichael: Do you have an orphan phone line??
	6:35pm EzSezz: What about a standing non-ironic line for SSD?
	6:37pm That Bipolar Guy: My parents weren't the best. Matter of fact I was abused most of my childhood. I think is rather be given to an orphanage or a foster home instead of have the snot kicked out of me by parents who never wanted mom
	6:38pm Carmichael: Is this caller a foreigner?
	6:38pm dale: my dead mom said i would never amount to much. is that considered advice?
	6:39pm Nick the Bard: yay, someone's calling in and saying i have no class, i sound like a girl, 'm a jerk, blah blah blah, oh well, he needs to learn how to contribute better.
	6:40pm Carmichael: Ken, make her speak German!
	6:40pm ScottC: Oh Christ - here we go with the accents again!
	6:40pm dale: a slut who can cook - the trifecta! (if it were three things)
	6:45pm Danne D: Jenna! it's it 10 minutes after 6 on Friday?
	6:46pm Danne D: @Nick callers are really hassling you? That's just dumb.
	6:46pm Danne D: 1) b/c that's really no way to get on and 2) b/c you're a good dude who deserves better
	6:47pm dale: see, this is why uncle andy's toys is a failure - they're probably SEX TOYS!
	6:47pm Lulu: oh man that was funny
	6:47pm Studio B Ben: "She was so mature, though." -- Famous Last Words of the Now Incarcerated
	6:47pm Danne D: Gotta head to the car. Have a good night everyone :) Happy Mother's day to all of the moms surely tuned in to this show.
	6:48pm Nick the Bard: It's one guy, I think he used to get through just because, but I'm not letting him through ever because he takes forever to get anywhere, and he's also barely on topic, if at all.
	6:50pm Studio B Ben: @Nick: Is it the same guy from Shut Up Weirdo and The Dusty Show? A vaguely hispanic guy?
	6:52pm Carmichael: DJ DONT CAR?
	6:52pm Nick the Bard: I'm not really sure, there's two people that I never let through, really off topic guy, and then the other guy that sounds like he hasa a speech impediment? something like that. i don't think they're the same guy though, but, ugh. ( i may have to try and listen to the other shows now just to see if it is the same guy {s})
	6:53pm Greg from Bloomfield: Rest assured he'll call SUW on Friday to tell them not drink so much...
	6:53pm Studio B Ben: @Carmichael--Exactly. Yeah, I think he goes by DJ, and usually some variant of that on the comments board always being negative about whatever show is on.
	6:54pm Studio B Ben: Just curious how much he gets around on the station's talk shows.
	6:56pm Carmichael: djelrock. He has issues.
	6:57pm Nick the Bard: all i know is, tonight i just REEALLY set him off and he was cursing and telling me to die and i'm a prick, and blah blha blah, he should know by now how harsh of a call screener i am :P
	6:58pm dale: 'alive with an asterisk' - one of andy's funniest toss-offs
	6:59pm dale: when was djelrock a prick last - shut up weirdo?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 7, 2014

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