Sizzling Hot Meat For You: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 5:58am Station Mgr Ken:

Morning friends!

7:09am Mark S:

Morning!

7:22am Cory:

mornin'

7:51am Kilroy:

You get blind drunk in your live shows, you get high on bath salts, you constantly post maniac Gifs, you only play hippie noise...but you are DJ.

Oh dear.

8:04am Okasa:

Morning Ken. I'm ready for you to fire up my fan with your high grade AGTBTPOTSB's.

♥ 8:08am Ken:

Theyre not as heavy as last week's GTBTPOTSBs

♥ 8:15am Planet Tyler:

Morning all! BTW Ken, thanks for sending out that pic of Andy's remote controls a while back. Very funny.

♥ 8:23am Ken:

You're welcome, Tyler - that pic was from Andy's rec room, which is where he will be doing tonight's video Seven Second Delay from.

♥ 8:26am Ken:

Shit. I feel Hall and Oates comin' on

♥ 8:28am Dan B From Upstate:

Dang it! I was gonna send the cat gif, but I knew you weren't a fan of cats on the internet. Oh well.

8:33am Okasa:

Re: the cat UFO gif, I saw some 'making of' gifs that show how it was done. If interested, I could dig up a URL.

♥ 8:41am Asheville Jon:

YAY HALL AND OATES!!!!

♥ 8:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

Where in the world is Casey Kasem?

♥ 8:48am Asheville Jon:

i'm gonna guess he's in california

8:54am Barney Sawtooth:

The best part of waking up... Ken's show.

8:56am P-90:

Hall & Oats?

8:56am F▥ F▥ ☾:

Hola, Ken and amig@s!

The slow motion effect hides the fact that the pie crashed into this poor man's face at 117mph.

♥ 9:00am Michael:

I thought there was going to be talk about the Pulaski Skyway and maybe some about Tonnelle Avenue.

♥ 9:01am MD:

GOOD MORNING ALL!!!

♥ 9:01am common:

yep yep!

9:02am Brendan:

Sacrebleu cheese . Good morning station manager Ken.

9:02am P-90:

So, you like the SPECTRE album, Commander Bond?

♥ 9:03am MD:

sorry for yelling i was listening to To Tough To die by the Ramones on the way to work....FULL BLAST...!!!XOXO!!!

9:04am bibi:

hi all. fun how many english speakers are convinced 'sacre bleu' is a gimmick in french. it is eventually the way french mock english mocking french.

♥ 9:04am Ken:

Pulaski Skyway video tribute is next week, 11am to Noon.

9:06am ratty:

sounds like that african band that plays music with junkyard created instruments.. well, it did there for a second

♥ 9:06am Ken:

Anybody in Morris County want to go over Andy Breckman's house for hotdogs tonight from 6-7pm?

♥ 9:08am βrian:

Speaking of bleu, I understand there are some folks who don't like blue cheese. Is it akin to the Great Cilantro Divide?

♥ 9:09am Michael:

Darn, read that wrong about the Skyway. Hopefully we will see a similar feature on the Outerbridge Crossing!

♥ 9:10am Ken:

I'm serious about the hotdogs at Andy Breckman's house. Anybody?

♥ 9:10am MD:

i'm gonna name my first kid....Pulaski Skyway....that's almost as good a ...."7"

9:11am Brendan:

My raison d' etre is to make fun of bleu cheese

♥ 9:11am common:

is andy gonna have any veggie dogs, ken?

9:11am Cheri Pi:

This is cool

9:12am bibi:

blue cheese can be really strong. it lives in yr mouth for a while. it is not half of a divide.

♥ 9:13am MD:

"Your mom and I couldn't get onto the Pulaski Skyway so we ducked into the Skyway Motel....and the rest is history!!!"

♥ 9:13am Ken:

Andy's hot dogs are practically veggie dogs already - they have hardly any actual meat in them.

9:14am bibi:

mon petit doigt me dit que ken va mettre du zombie zombie, même sans bleu dessus, même sans la fausse viande d'andy...

♥ 9:14am common:

@ken: oh, those. Heehee!

♥ 9:16am Ken:

bibi - I might play Zombie Zombie, I do have it pulled.

9:18am Cheri Pi:

BLOOD!

♥ 9:19am Roberto:

MEAT!

9:19am F▥ F▥ ☾:

It seems to me 'Crocodile Chop' hasn't been played enough in this show.

9:20am Barney Sawtooth:

music plaease

9:20am amewcow:

Ken, are you gonna archive the video feeds on youtube?

9:20am Neg-guh-tor:

Piece of hot meat for you.

9:21am thedunkel:

Good morning Ken and other Hot Meats!

♥ 9:22am βrian:

In Wisconsin, they sometimes crumble blue cheese over their brats before eating them. No lie.

9:22am Oscar Meyer:

I love this song!

♥ 9:23am AnAnonymousParty:

It's not just in Wisconsin.

♥ 9:23am egal:

Beer brats are popular in Ohio.

9:23am thedunkel:

7SD WHERE SUMMER LIVES! FOREVER!

9:23am thedunkel:

7SD WHERE SUMMER LIVES! FOREVER!

♥ 9:24am Greg from Bloomfield:

Can you reveal what town he's in, Ken?

♥ 9:25am βrian:

Beer brats and Rugrats. My favorite Country song.

♥ 9:25am Marcel M:

He talks about being from Madison all the time.

9:26am Barney Sawtooth:

that BBQ song is going to be in my head for days

♥ 9:27am common:

bbq song is so good! i could hear it 6 times.

9:29am P-90:

"[Huge martian tripod war machine] now turns East, crossing Passaic River into the Jersey marshes. Another straddles the PULASKI SKYWAY. Evident objective is New York City."
-News announcer's voice from Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast, Oct.30, 1938.

♥ 9:29am Guido from Cologne:

Guten TZAG everyone!

9:30am P-90:

Ciao! und TZAG, Guido!

9:31am bibi:

GUTEN GEZAN !

9:31am Barney Sawtooth:

corn weenie

♥ 9:32am Webhamster Henry:

That BBQ song is traditionally segued with Morricone's "Cannibal".

9:34am r i s k y:

YEEEEEAHHH KEEEEEN!!!!!!!

♥ 9:34am Guido from Cologne:

QUESTION:
Would it make sense, to produce the most awesome album along with the most rediculous titles in the most esotheric languages just in order to force WFMU DeeJays to pronounce them?

9:36am Cory:

ANSWER:
yes

♥ 9:36am AnAnonymousParty:

" . . . 'cause Oscar Meyer has a way, of damaging your D.N.A."

9:36am bibi:

lets face it, ken loves to pronounce the unpronounceable. it's a latvian tradition.

9:37am P-90:

@ Guido in C.: Ja wohl!

9:37am F▥ F▥ ☾:

I prefer Imbilingualgual.

9:38am bibi:

i saw umbilicalcal last week, nice gig.

♥ 9:39am βrian:

@Guido. I think that would work well, especially if paired with pronunciations by native speakers. Sometimes the DJ's version will be impressive. Other times ... quite interesting.

9:41am Buddy from BST:

Thanks Ken for playing BBQ. It is always a fun one to play. Love this Foetus track Film like epoch.

9:42am fred von helsing:

How about: Every time you put out a new album, you use the same album name but change the name of the band.

9:42am Neg-guh-tor:

Sizzling hot meat for you!

♥ 9:43am common:

YES!

9:43am Neg-guh-tor:

Buddy! What album is this from and how can I get it! I love your work!

♥ 9:44am amanda c:

this gif + this song is just too much. i love it.

♥ 9:44am common:

is that cosby gif from leonard part 6?

♥ 9:44am MD:

THIS SONG IS IN MY BRAIN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK......YEAH!!!

♥ 9:47am MD:

ken...can you play that song again...you know the one....about meat....i forgot the name...???

9:48am Brendan:

For Andy : http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ONpu4Ete4w

♥ 9:48am northguineahills:

I was going to have chili dogs before even hearing the bbq song.

♥ 9:49am Asheville Jon:

will he be serving CORN WEENIES?

♥ 9:49am AnAnonymousParty:

Is that hot dog made of pudding?

♥ 9:50am Webhamster Henry:

Are you going to play a large selection of Corn Weenie remixes? It's no barbecue without at least six.

♥ 9:51am davex:

Speaking of experimental video, will we be seeing the rest of the Union Square Dusty Show soon?

9:51am P-90:

"The Warriors"

9:53am thedunkel:

Cyrus incited bridgegate

9:54am Neg-guh-tor:

Love the shot at the end of the Corn Weenie remix!

9:54am P-90:

Speech made to assembled NY gangs by
"Cyrus", played by Roger hill, who passed away in Feb.
RIP Cyrus

♥ 9:55am Marcel M:

Ken will we be able to go back and watch the video feed tonight and the Pulaski one next week? I got work :-(

♥ 9:56am βrian:

Bibi, how does one pronounce Putin in the French media? I've always wondered ...

♥ 9:57am Ken:

Yeah, they will be archived on ustream.tv and then search for WFMU

9:57am bibi:

@fvh, we had a band with no name, we just gave names to our gatherings, numbering them chronologically. we probably thought it was some bad ass existentialist concept.

♥ 9:57am Marcel M:

Cool! Thanks Ken.

9:58am bibi:

@brian, in english phonetics : POO TEEN

9:58am fred von helsing:

Weenies Over Weehawken

♥ 9:59am bobdoesthings:

@Brian - poutine?!

9:59am fred von helsing:

@bibi I hope the numbers were as irrational as the concept

9:59am bibi:

@bbt, written thats it, exactly.

10:00am fred von helsing:

Do not confuse poutine and poutain. Different gravies.

♥ 10:00am Guido from Cologne:

@fred:
Good idea
& irrational numbers = endles names

10:01am bibi:

@fvh, sadly no, it was chronological, starting from 1. but we could attribute a number even without playing a single note. like going together to a gig, having a booze.

10:01am ga01:

Bon jour!

♥ 10:02am bobdoesthings:

Putin Poutine has a nice ring to it... I wonder how it tastes

♥ 10:02am βrian:

Damn. Not what I was hoping for ...
Butin, Putin ...

♥ 10:02am Guido from Cologne:

john fahey used to confuse collectors by issuing different records under the same title and same catalog number.

10:03am fred von helsing:

@bobdoesthings Anchovies in their own gravy

10:03am bibi:

the fun is that poutine also looks like that :
www.forum.immigrer.com...
quite close to the russian version.

♥ 10:03am bobdoesthings:

@fvh not in Borscht?

10:05am bibi:

hey, the innocents singer is my neighbour ! watch out ken, this could be broadcast on cheesiest french stations. and not even hard to pronounce...

10:07am fred von helsing:

Finns dilute borscht with delicious Molotov cocktail.

♥ 10:08am Guido from Cologne:

Not hard to pronounce? wrong song!
actually this playlist looked like the most awesome selctions of the season.
maybe intentd as counterbalance? who knows?

10:11am fred von helsing:

favestar'd

10:11am P-90:

@ bibi: Fear not, Ken will find a way to unpronounce it.
It's an American specialty.

10:11am P-90:

"BBQ" TROIS!

♥ 10:12am egal:

I see a remix contest in the offing.

♥ 10:12am Guido from Cologne:

Hey!
BATTLE MIX!

LOVE IT!

10:12am Neg-guh-tor:

I wonder if Buddy likes this remix of meat song.

♥ 10:12am common:

still not gettin old at all!

10:12am thedunkel:

Does Hawkwind use their 'Silver Machine' at bbqs?

10:13am bibi:

etymology time, do you know why barbecue ? hm ?

10:13am Buddy from BST:

I think you have something there Ken...I love your version!

♥ 10:14am Guido from Cologne:

The silver machine is the grill actually.
grills and chicken wings in outer space.

♥ 10:14am βrian:

It's not really known, but I like the "barbe à queue" theory.

10:14am F▥ F▥ ☾:

I have heard the BBQ song about 88 times and I still don't get the innuendo.

10:15am bibi:

literally in french 'from beard to ass'. in old times, to bake the sheep or pig or whatever you had to put the fork from beard to ass...

♥ 10:15am Guido from Cologne:

barbeque is not french but adapted from some "savage" language.

♥ 10:15am βrian:

Where does it go? Innuendo!

♥ 10:17am βrian:

Hey, no spoilers! DVDs aren't even out yet.

10:17am P-90:

@bibi: from the word "barbicu" used by the Taino people of the Carribean, one of the very first cultures encountered by Europeans in The New World

10:17am KP:

No spoilers!

10:17am earrie:

J'aime la poutine.

10:17am adrian in mpls:

CLAP CLAP CLAP!

♥ 10:17am Guido from Cologne:

APPLAUSE

♥ 10:17am common:

congrats on the theater!

♥ 10:17am bobdoesthings:

::everybody clap::

♥ 10:18am Webhamster Henry:

I'm clapping. I am the adopter of the stage!

10:18am P-90:

J'aime La Putin aussi.

10:18am speck:

WHAT WILL BE THE FIRST BOOKING THERE? Very Excited.

♥ 10:18am Marcel M:

I clapped at home Bob.

10:18am Slater:

Barbacoa is a form of cooking meat that originated in the Caribbean with the Taíno people, from which the term “barbecue” derives

10:18am Mark S:

I remember Yello

♥ 10:18am Marcel M:

COL, I clapped out loud.

10:19am fred von helsing:

rats, can't find a download of Barbecue, a critical theme song for my next grillfest

♥ 10:19am Sem Chumbo:

@earrie: moi aussi!

10:19am P-90:

Ken Show guest host Gene Simmons

10:19am bibi:

i love linguistic battles ! it smells so tasty.

♥ 10:19am egal:

DJ Satan

10:20am Buddy from BST:

WFMU's own theater! And we thought they were dangerous before!

10:20am Neg-guh-tor:

fred von helsing it's no where. I've been looking. Buddy, help us! He's listening you know!

10:20am fred von helsing:

hey yeah is the perf space all legal-beagle yet???

♥ 10:21am Webhamster Henry:

You should definitely have DJ MAC do his antique radio DJ spinning show in there.

10:21am fred von helsing:

BUDDY HELP US BARBECUE

♥ 10:21am common:

good call, webhamster! Tony!!!

10:21am earrie:

Every time I hear the word 'terrorist' in the media/politic used like some kinda salting, I go, "tourist???"

10:23am earrie:

'Tourism??'

10:23am Buddy from BST:

clue.. jimmyrigg- bands- download

♥ 10:23am βrian:

Le mien c'est le mien, le tien c'est le tien.

10:23am P-90:

@ Slater: "Barbacoa" was the Latinization of the original "barbicu" (from the Taino dialect), by which this exoticforeign cuisine became known in Europe

10:24am bibi:

oeil pour oeil, dent pour dent, saucisse pour saucisse !

♥ 10:24am βrian:

Among we oenophiles, the talk is of terroiristes.

10:24am fred von helsing:

We are all Terrists

10:25am P-90:

@ earrie: even more confusing, in Oklahoma "terrorism" is actually pronounced as "tourism"

10:25am Nick From Indy:

Drill drill drill
Dugga dugga dugga

10:26am fred von helsing:

I want my poutine drowning in Sans Soucis Sauce

10:26am earrie:

@fred "Tourists???"

♥ 10:27am βrian:

@P-90 And that telethon guy is Jurr Luce.

♥ 10:28am Sem Chumbo:

@Brian: hahaha.

♥ 10:28am Guido from Cologne:

Is Finland afrais of Russia again?

♥ 10:28am βrian:

For me, San Soucis requires Sancerre.

10:29am fred von helsing:

We are Terrists. OTOH Dick Cheney is a terraforming space lizard. Starfaring Gila monsters don't need no steenking icecaps. They Live!

♥ 10:30am Guido from Cologne:

Dat is ja voll die schräge Mucke, ey!

10:31am fred von helsing:

@guido Nah, but it's revived the debate about NATO membership. The NATO chief said both Sweden and Finland would be admitted in a snap.

♥ 10:31am Guido from Cologne:

Terrists? Is that a kind of addiction or a disease?

♥ 10:31am davex:

@Guido: Total abgefahren.

10:32am bibi:

san soucios requires sincere tourists. we are making NSA machines go crazy right now.

10:32am Neg-guh-tor:

Thank you, Buddy! Got it. Nice clue. You rule supreme.

♥ 10:32am Guido from Cologne:

@davex: absolut durchgeknallt!

10:33am fred von helsing:

As I understand it, a Terrist is a resident of Terra who objects to planet-rape

♥ 10:33am davex:

@Guido: Und jetzt Schnee von gestern...

♥ 10:34am Guido from Cologne:

will the planet go pregnant from this?

10:34am bibi:

is that slovakian ? czech ?

10:35am bibi:

of course, it is latvian !

10:36am Brendan:

Its about time

♥ 10:36am Guido from Cologne:

@davex : sonnencreme von morgen.

10:37am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I lived in San Francisco for 3 years. This song pretty much sums it up.

10:38am fred von helsing:

argh Neg-guh-tor, not finding it

♥ 10:38am Guido from Cologne:

Great track by Khlam

♥ 10:38am davex:

Yeltsin was a much better dancer, apparently.

10:38am bibi:

boris incarnates sf so well.

10:39am F▥ F▥ ☾:

*ahem*

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

♥ 10:40am YETI BOB:

you mean: ХЛАМ !

10:40am bibi:

people, turn down yr volume for ken's khlam announcement.

10:41am P-90:

...I'm still not a Khlamvert, but I'll keep trying

10:42am fred von helsing:

(obligatory bearded Khlam joke)

10:42am bibi:

isnt louis khlam, sorry, kahn latvian rooted ?

10:43am F▥ F▥ ☾:

I believe Khlamverts are born (not made).

10:45am Nolen:

You should play Double Dagger (singer is second-generation Latvian-American). They played live on FMU twice.

10:45am P-90:

@ Ken: You're confusing Jazz composer Dave Grusin with Jazz mandolinist David Grisman...

10:46am Barney Sawtooth:

#Oats

10:46am Nolen:

And by the singer I mean me

10:46am fred von helsing:

Riga (Latvian capital) has a fab art deco/jugend shop

♥ 10:46am coelacanth:

...so now you must share your pain with everyone,is that it?

Hi Ken. Hi everyone.

10:47am fred von helsing:

Boris R.I.P., where are ya when we need ya ?

10:47am Barney Sawtooth:

thanks for playing my CW remix, Ken.

10:47am P-90:

Hi coel.

♥ 10:48am coelacanth:

(no offense to Nina...but not even she can make this song okay.)

♥ 10:48am ken:

I stand corrected, P-90. My grandpappy reallyw as from Riga though which was a hotbed of jazz mandolin at the time.

10:49am F▥ F▥ ☾:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Barney Sawtooth?! Are you really the genius behind the CW remix?!?! We have been looking for you for ages!!!

♥ 10:50am common:

wow this is good!

♥ 10:50am Webhamster Henry:

Nina is unsafe at any speed.

10:51am Slater:

is that A-Rod?

10:52am fred von helsing:

I am proud to have been the inspiration for this song

♥ 10:52am Guido from Cologne:

in order to make it complete it would need some Conchita Wurst now! You know Conchita Wurst? Don't stone me!

10:53am fred von helsing:

won't some kind soul help me barbecue

♥ 10:53am common:

ah, the wobbler!

10:53am Barney Sawtooth:

Yes it was my entry into the remix contest. There were far better entries than mine, I recall!

♥ 10:54am βrian:

How is a barbecue different from a spit roast?

10:54am F▥ F▥ ☾:

You did a great job, Barney!

♥ 10:54am Guido from Cologne:

Aaaah ! just got it! The barbeque is because of Conchita Wurst !
("Wurst" = sausage)
Why didn't you tell us?

10:56am bibi:

@guido, im not sure eurovision crossed the ocean. what a pity.

10:56am F▥ F▥ ☾:

Wevie De Crepon's The Woobbler! Another fantastic song from this show nowhere to be found on the whole interwebz! Hooray!

10:56am adrian in mpls:

Ah, "The Only Song"! Thanks Ken -- I need this right now. I'm stuck in a horrible work-loop.

♥ 10:57am ChrisB.:

Eurovision contest winners, 1974: Abba. 40 years later: Conchita Wurst, who seems to be an physical amalgam of all 4 Abba members.

♥ 10:57am Stevel:

If we properly berate Ken, we could listen to this for the remaining hour of the show.

♥ 10:57am Guido from Cologne:

for ou American friends to understand:
conchitawurst.com...
she won the contest.
and the Russians are more afraid of her but of the NATO.

♥ 10:58am Guido from Cologne:

@ChrisB.
you put it!

10:59am bibi:

she's nato's butt.

♥ 10:59am βrian:

I hope dad has more than only his apron on.

10:59am P-90:

I believe Conchitawurst will be served at Andy Brechtman's BBQ shindig this evening

11:00am F▥ F▥ ☾:

I heard that Conchita Wurst's song that won the contest has a veiled sexual innuendo ( which I also fail to miss).

I am also told the BBQ song has some sort of sexual innuendos. Can't see them. For me is still a nice picnic song that celebrates life in the outdoors.

11:00am bibi:

russians call it 'the end of europe'. nice metaphor too.
the conchitawurst contains cilandro.

11:01am Cheri Pi:

He had me at "fresh White Buns"

11:02am P-90:

@ Cheri Pi: you too, huh?

11:03am P-90:

Cereal killers strictly verboten

♥ 11:03am Sem Chumbo:

So the conchitawurst is actually cilandrogynous. To each his own.

11:04am P-90:

@ Sem C.: Ha!

11:04am F▥ F▥ ☾:

Don't you worry about John the Cannibal, Ken.

P.S. I'm not a hater on this one: I also love the Nina Simone!

11:05am bibi:

ken, what comics are those pics from ?
few years ago, the conchitawurst recipe included bleu, not anymore.

11:06am fred von helsing:

I coulda sworn that intro was a cover of Waterloo

♥ 11:06am Guido from Cologne:

cerebral killers?
talk about substances?

♥ 11:07am Guido from Cologne:

@fred
yes! expert!

♥ 11:07am coelacanth:

I like Nina Simone A LOT !..Just not ALL of the zillion covers she did.

Thank you Ken.I'm out already...I have to do some groundkeeping before the groundkeepers get here.

11:07am fred von helsing:

Eurovison 2014 is at TPB if you want revel in the kitsch-cum-family-squabble

11:07am P-90:

@ fred von h.: Now I actually wanna hear that hypothetical cover of "Waterloo"

11:08am fred von helsing:

@guido Level: Pro :-P

11:11am Barney Sawtooth:

BBQ Killers

♥ 11:12am egal:

If it weren't for Conchitawurst, the 2014 Eurovision would be best known for the Polish entrée.

♥ 11:12am coelacanth:

P-90 -By the way i did get your "good mother night" the other night...FUNNY!...'reminded me of the song "happy nightmare baby"!

♥ 11:12am Brian in UK:

@Guido Kenny Everett did it thirty years ago as Cupid Stunt.
www.youtube.com...

♥ 11:16am Carmichael:

Good morning from California, Kenneth.

♥ 11:17am Guido from Cologne:

@Ken
you haven't played the track "Vampira" yet.
Such a density of musical humor!

@Brian
:-)

11:17am fascinoma:

morning, all. wonderful show, Ken

♥ 11:18am bobdoesthings:

@fascinoma.. have you been listening?

11:20am bibi:

wow, this BD song reminds me of many things. thx ken, its been ages.

♥ 11:20am Guido from Cologne:

wasn't there something about "one Van-Der-Graaf-Generator-track every week"? (which would be an art form in itself).

11:21am bibi:

pommel horse, i hated it so much. thigh bleeding and other joys.

♥ 11:23am Asheville Jon:

THE PLANETS

11:24am fred von helsing:

"If you lay down so that the Sun is at your head and Pluto at your feet, Uranus is about where you would expect it to be."

11:25am fascinoma:

@bobdoesthings mhmm! started with the Nina Simone, been enjoying the aural assault since then

♥ 11:26am Guido from Cologne:

fred
... but WAY TOO SMALL!
almost microscopic size!

♥ 11:26am bobdoesthings:

@fasc - ahh just teasing

11:26am P-90:

From "steaming hot meat" to "and Uranus too"
quite a tour we're getting this morning

♥ 11:26am davex:

That last one was a great cover of Holst.

♥ 11:27am Asheville Jon:

you can't handle the BBQ song, yet you can handle 3 hours of bohemian crapsody? that does not make any sense at all.

11:27am bibi:

but pluto is no more a planet. sad world.

11:28am fascinoma:

@bobdoesthings i gotcha ;)

11:29am bibi:

humans decide whether you are a planet or not.

♥ 11:29am Sem Chumbo:

@AshevilleJon: Logic? Ken? Your premise is invalid.

11:29am fred von helsing:

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart, and altho according to the body scale Uranus is small there's quite a ring around it

♥ 11:30am Pedro G.:

Ken is funny.

♥ 11:30am Guido from Cologne:

who should ever decide if not humans?

♥ 11:30am βrian:

Touche pas à ma planète !

♥ 11:30am Asheville Jon:

Sem, not sure it's about logic, more of a pain threshold.

11:31am Cory:

I bet Andy would make a wonderful skin-suit

♥ 11:31am amanda c:

i live near andy, but i just don't wanna go eat hotdogs with him on the radio. that's a valid excuse, right?

11:31am bibi:

come on, guido, it's obvious, plutonians themselves.

♥ 11:31am davex:

Pluto is a dwarf planet. Or a dwarf dog.

11:31am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Today the full moon passes in front of Saturn, called the Full Flower Moon. Check it out.
www.universetoday.com...

♥ 11:32am Sem Chumbo:

@Cory: as material or tailor?

♥ 11:32am paul b:

Wait, between the band name Dva and the chosen picture... is this some sort of Clock DVA reference?

♥ 11:33am Sem Chumbo:

@Jennique: as long as it excuses itself, all good.

11:33am Cory:

i wouldn't let Andy use scissors

11:34am Mark S:

no track 11?

11:34am fred von helsing:

crap there's a great yé-yé song about my planet but I can't remember the name d'oh

11:35am Cheri Pi:

rudementari peni = a great idea Ken.

♥ 11:35am Carmichael:

Finally Ken, you release the kraken. Jeez, its almost lunchtime.

11:37am canionneur88:

You just asked if any listeners in an "M" town in Morris County would like to attend the festivities this evening.. If I live in Brookside (Morris County), which is not an "M" town but is part of Mendham Twp, would that make me eligible to attend the weiner roast at Mr Breckman's home. Or does the fact that Brookside begins with a "B" override the "M" in Mendham Twp?

11:37am Dean:

Another planet!

♥ 11:37am AnAnonymousParty:

My coworkers looked at me funny when I said, "man, she's having a lot of fun with that banana."

♥ 11:38am Sem Chumbo:

3-D House of Bananas.

11:39am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Who doesn't enjoy a good banana?

11:39am P-90:

@ fred von h.: If you're into the rings around Uranus, check out the tiny asteroid that was recently found to have rings, a first:

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/6447/20140326/tiny-asteroid-with-ring-system-a-surprising-first-find-for-astronomers.htm

♥ 11:40am Carmichael:

Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?

11:41am the glowing one:

Later on in his life as a grown up he will be thankful to his mother for doing all that.

11:41am ~L:

YES to the BBQ at Andy's tonight!

11:42am fascinoma:

forgot how much i love Max's song! any way to track that down besides as the former premium, Ken?

11:42am F▥ F▥ ☾:

COCRODILE CHOP!!!! Great choice, Ken! Thanks a lot!

11:43am Robert:

Considering last week & this, obviously Ken has the same rxn to "Crocodile Chop" that I do: can't put it down!

♥ 11:43am bobdoesthings:

hahaha gets me everytime.. hysterical

♥ 11:43am Ken:

If anybody can really commit to going to Andy's in Madison tonight, at 6:20pm or so, and you are NOT a serial killer, please please please email me at ken at wfmu dot org

11:44am F▥ F▥ ☾:

Oh, yes! Max's Mother, is yet another of those amazing songs from this show nowhere to be found in the whole interwebz for download.

♥ 11:44am Dan B From Upstate:

This is just the greatest thing.

♥ 11:45am βrian:

___ dentata?

♥ 11:45am bobdoesthings:

oh god.

11:45am the glowing one:

I wonder if those parts are fully functional.

♥ 11:45am Carmichael:

Ken, you know Andy will just force everyone to watch every single one of his shows to which he has contributed. Over and over and over ....

11:45am F▥ F▥ ☾:

Ken, what an amazing coincidence is that you choose that Gif to go along the Neil Cicierega song. Watch his Little Mermaid animation on his youtube channel to learn more about it. It's hilarious with capital H (and plural).

♥ 11:45am Sem Chumbo:

So, like a castration fear assertion .gif?

11:46am bibi:

the infinite pizza gif wouldnt exist, this crocolegs beauty would top my scary gifs list.
oh boy, the biting is synced to the dogs barking. horror.

♥ 11:46am Dan B From Upstate:

the high pitched dog is prefectly matched up with the croc's mouth opening in the picture above on my computer. it's awesome.

11:46am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Oh MAN, I love this barking Lou Reed mashup. It's eerie how it's sorta timed to Crocodile Crotch Lady.

♥ 11:47am Guido from Cologne:

Freudian nightmares.
By some Japanese trash erotics director.
Forgot his name.
really absurd stuff!

♥ 11:48am Guido from Cologne:

@bibi
it was on arte TRACKS!

11:48am Barney Sawtooth:

it just keeps getting better and better!

11:49am marmalade kitty:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fi0V-oCwvY

11:51am Frank's Brain:

Vagina Gator = Tokyo Gore Police.

♥ 11:51am AnAnonymousParty:

Fido: I've always had a love and hate relationship with cabbage.

11:54am bibi:

am i the only one unable to remove these crocolegs from my brain ? bibi nightmares to come. THANK you ken.

♥ 11:55am Guido from Cologne:

Hey Kazma kazma!!!

♥ 11:56am northguineahills:

Time to make chili dogs!

♥ 11:56am Carmichael:

Tokyo gorp police?

11:56am Brendan:

Ken the time has flown. Enjoy the hot meat.

♥ 11:57am common:

scary croclegs, bibi. i concur.

♥ 11:57am MD:

UKRAINE IN THE MEMBRANE UKRAINE IN THE BRAIN!!!

♥ 11:57am Guido from Cologne:

Psychic TV is aannounced to play in Charkov, east Ukraine this month!
I'm about to believe they will actually do it!

11:57am F▥ F▥ ☾:

The woman's hysterical laughter is in perfect synch with my arrhythmic heartbeat. That's how freaked out I end up after 3 hours of listening to a great freaky booty grabber show.

Thanks, and hasta la vista, Ken and babies! Till next episode.

♥ 11:57am Guido from Cologne:

THANKS 4 THE FUN SHOW KEN!

♥ 11:58am Carmichael:

Funny irony: Andy is actually the serial killer.

♥ 12:00pm bobdoesthings:

good show!

12:00pm F▥ F▥ ☾:

Serial zinger*