WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 23, 2014

Listener comments!
	9:01pm F-berg: Good evening, all!
	9:01pm bobdoesthings: hey yo f-berg, sup!?
	9:01pm T90FANCY: ...And the circus came on the radio.
	9:02pm bobdoesthings: I just put on a new deodorant after a hot shower and it burns.. is this bad?!
	9:03pm T90FANCY: Bad for b.o., Bob.
	9:03pm F-berg: @bob: Yo! Maybe...? Unless you shaved those pits. Then burning seems normal.
	9:04pm JakeGould: Bob, that means you have armpit cancer. You need new armpits.
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: Dove Men... never again. Hey! at least I learned something today.. @dave - this might be the best version yet...
	9:05pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:05pm F-berg: I LOVE the new theme song.
	9:06pm bobdoesthings: @dave - what's the axe for tonight? You should tweet the crap out of your axes
	9:07pm k beach: And tastey licks ensue...
	9:07pm ?: This new theme song is Super Awesome! Season's Greetings to Doddamn Dave Shaina F. and the whole gang. Wait- WHAT? New axe?! PLEASE post picture or description...!
	9:08pm P-90: Goddamn Android app! Again, Greetings all!
	9:10pm T90FANCY: Hello to Hillistines everywhere!
	9:13pm P-90: I've stuffed a few dogs, if you know what I mean
	9:13pm P-90: Sorry.
	9:14pm courtneynoir: Hello, fellow hot young singles!
	9:14pm bobdoesthings: That's me! I'm a hot (sem-)young single!
	9:15pm jon: hey dave and evererybody in comment land. i come for the face melting but stay for the enbalmed animals
	9:15pm courtneynoir: I'm telling myself that 36 is the new 32.
	9:17pm P-90: I''m telling Myself that 45 is the new 17
	9:17pm V Priceless: Hey Dave! What's the new axe?
	9:17pm JakeGould: Yes! Black Sabbath! Master of Reality. Real music for once on this show.
	9:18pm T90FANCY: 42 is the answer.
	9:19pm fleep: Beware the Dove Men! They're a buncha pigeons.
	9:20pm DaveHill: What do you mean "for once" @JakeGould?! It's nonstop hot jamz on this show every week and you know it!
	9:20pm johN: I'm telling myself to stop listening to the crap in my head.
	9:20pm T90FANCY: Goddamn Right, Dave.
	9:20pm JakeGould: Dave, do you know any Kansas?
	9:21pm DaveHill: I might Jake. Stay tuned.
	9:21pm P-90: It's been nuthin but hot jamz since day ONE
	9:21pm JakeGould: That one Kansas song, “Carry on my fatass son. I’m through paying your bills so get a job already.”
	9:21pm bobdoesthings: or any danzig?
	9:22pm T90FANCY: I listen strictly for the music, myself.
	9:22pm JakeGould: I read this show for the articles.
	9:23pm Aitch: Love the show Dave, listening in in sunny Sydney
	9:23pm V Priceless: Happy Birthday to Neal Smith!
	9:25pm DaveHill: Thanks, Aitch! I love Sydney! I was at the airport once! Would love to see more next time!
	9:25pm T90FANCY: Did the Sons of Elvis ever play with Royal Crescent Mob?
	9:27pm JakeGould: Dave, don’t do nostalgia tours. It sucks.
	9:29pm jon: nostalgia tours i remember those fondly
	9:29pm sara: what kinda maroon is this caller?
	9:29pm Mike East: hahaha! Radiohead was the first metal band!
	9:30pm JakeGould: This guy is Maroon 1.
	9:31pm P-90: Is this caller for real or just trolling?
	9:31pm Tome: Barney is my hero hey now !
	9:31pm r i s k y: That Ernie guy is a wimp.
	9:31pm sara: "i hoid a such noise on the wfmu earlier today! can you tell me how I should feel about it?"
	9:32pm r i s k y: He's been trolling his whole life.
	9:32pm T90FANCY: Florida Death Metal sounds terrifying.
	9:33pm r i s k y: Yeah @sara, word to that. What a good that guy was.
	9:33pm r i s k y: Goof*
	9:33pm DaveHill: Sons of Elvis never played with RC Mob. I wish. We worshipped them. Saw them a million times. Howlin' Maggie was great too,
	9:34pm bobdoesthings: is florida death metal just a bunch of senior citizens grumbling with distortion and blast beats?
	9:34pm sara: Floridian death metal has a wicked sunburn, hot beer and isn't gonna take it anymore
	9:34pm A Better Me: Speaking of angles, Kim Deal's version of this song is really sweet.
	9:35pm DaveHill: Oh yeah, I forget who asked but the axe tonight is my buddy Woody's late 60s Gibson Melody Maker with vintage DeArmond gold foil pickups added.
	9:35pm Aitch: You're replacing my Wed morning dose of EVR, liking WFMU, nice a few of them have come across, was a great station.
	9:35pm Matt from Springfield: He is most def the Cosmos!!! Love Chris Bell! And Alex Chilton! Hi Dave and Shaina and Hillage People!
	9:36pm Mike East: Woody Jackson?
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Anti-Goldwater ad audio, yeahh boy-yyyyy!!!
	9:36pm P-90: I LOVE those gold foil pickups
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Though this announcer sounds like a New England schoolmarm...
	9:37pm T90FANCY: Cmon Dave, shred over this!
	9:37pm P-90: That Goldwater and his Strontium 90
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: @Dave: Do you post pics of your show's axes on Twitter or someplace? :)
	9:37pm Tome: The Grand Daddy of ie... Thrash Metal etc.. hands down > bit.ly...
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Strontium sounds like it'll make you STRONG!
	9:38pm DaveHill: Usually on instagram, Matt from Springfield. I'll post one of this in a sec. @mrdavehill on instagram.
	9:38pm DaveHill: Also @mrdavehill on Twitter
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: Nice! Thanks Dave!
	9:38pm P-90: "late '60s" means Brazilisn rosewood board, too
	9:38pm sara: coffin strong
	9:39pm Philip Morris Co.: That's a great slogan, sara! We're stealing that from you!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: "Whether you're coughin' strong - or coffin strong! - Marlboro is the smoke for you!"...
	9:41pm T90FANCY: He's already been stabbed in the ears, apparently.
	9:41pm Dan: Hey Dave, can you ask Sean if Rob Zombie was dick back then and if she still thinks he's a dick?
	9:42pm P-90: I think Dick Cheney already uses the "coffin strong" slogan in his congressional campaigns in Wyoming
	9:42pm sara: Strontium Doctors agree
	9:42pm JakeGould: Dan, you know who was a dick? Famous people you met once.
	9:42pm YETI BOB: How does anyone know what Satan sounds like?
	9:42pm V Priceless: Sweet melody maker, Dave!
	9:43pm Mike East: I think the devil sounds like Barbara Streisand
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Yeti Bob: I've seen and heard him, hosting late night cable infomercials...
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: @Mike East: You've made me done it now, but I gotta say it... "Evillllllll...Peopllle who neeeed evilllllllll..." ;)
	9:44pm Dan: @JakeGould, I've never met him, never been a fan of his solo work, I just think he seems like a dick.
	9:45pm Tome: for the love of crack !
	9:45pm Mike East: nicely done, Matt :)
	9:45pm Tome: ,,,hides the kids' ears ..
	9:45pm T90FANCY: Thanks for tuning in to Dick Talk.
	9:46pm P-90: Welcome to "Foreskin Corner", a new weekly feature
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: I'm the luckiest evil in the world! ;D
	9:46pm Tome: like Tom would say ,, " a big ewwww and GET OFF MY PHONE !!! "
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: Foreskins: over-, or underrated? "Cavalier", or "Roundhead"? Speculate...
	9:47pm T90FANCY: GOMP
	9:47pm sara: this just in, labiaectomies make sex less pleasant. shocker
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: Uh, this is not so short, not so erotic, and very meandering and no so much a story: FAIL...
	9:47pm P-90: "Fireman's Hat" or "Anteater"?
	9:48pm V Priceless: There's that many questions??
	9:48pm Tome: ....agrees with the above wholeheartedly
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90 !!! ;)
	9:50pm sara: Elmo metal?
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: Joe Raposo and Jeff Moss are no longer with us, I think Chris Cerf is the only surviving songwriter to write a good, educational death metal song for Cookie Monster.
	9:51pm P-90: Cookie Moshpit?
	9:51pm V Priceless: "Yeeeaahhh". Didn't like the sound of that!
	9:52pm bobdoesthings: www.youtube.com...
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Oh no! That's like a punishment! First 3x longer (60 minutes), now Danne's 4x longer at 80 minutes?! That's harsh, Dave!
	9:53pm P-90: @ Matt: Ol' Joltin' Joe Raposo's the only one on earth that could have made it work. Afraid that dream died with him.
	9:55pm JakeGould: Who are these jabronis on the phone?
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: Classic appearance on the Muppet Show, nice clip bob! @P-90: Always was brimming with potential; if only he lived longer, Joe may have found a way to mash-up Quaalude children's orchestra with death speed metal. Oh, the dream of an almost world...
	9:55pm Danne D: this caller wins
	9:56pm P-90: It's All-Star Call-In Night
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: wow...
	9:57pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shaina. hi everyone. I unendorse the caller's sentiment on the gym teacher but still he's good radio
	9:57pm bobdoesthings: this is the greatest train wreck of a call..
	9:57pm Mike East: goddamn, I wish they had peanutbutter cups in the vending machine about now
	9:57pm JakeGould: If I eat a box of Mike & Ike’s I suddenly want to have casual sex with mustached men on penny farthings.
	9:58pm Danne D: Amen bobdoesthings and nice shoutout at the beginning :) hope you call in
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: That's a possible outcome, since no one I know has eaten that many Mike & Ikes! ;)
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: Danne! Is this Jimmy a character of yours?! How come he always seems to come on after your calls!!
	9:59pm JakeGould: Matt, you are a wimp.
	9:59pm Danne D: I remember the issue
	10:00pm bobdoesthings: we're all connected man!
	10:01pm Danne D: odds appear to be 1 in 3
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: I'm notta chicken, yer a turkey! What if I ate half a box of Mike & Ikes, and wrote down the telephone exchange numbers of the gentlemen on pennyfarthings?!
	10:03pm JakeGould: I get Playboy for the tits.
	10:03pm bobdoesthings: I stole my dad's for the airbrushing.
	10:04pm P-90: Dr. Tim Leary's Playboy interview from 1969 is also a classic
	10:04pm Danne D: @M_f_S i don't know Jimmy
	10:04pm T90FANCY: I read them for the comics.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: The remainder of Playboy is somewhat tame, and similar stuff is available for free online...so ironically, the best reason to buy it is for the articles! Do libraries still stock the "text only" versions of Playboy?
	10:04pm T90FANCY: Dick Talk continues...
	10:06pm bobdoesthings: www.independent.co.uk...
	10:06pm Folsom: Is he deaf?
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Easiest targets.
	10:07pm P-90: New on the Discovery Channel: "Drunk-Hunting Big Cats"
	10:08pm Danne D: anothet topic - weirdest place you found a dirty mag me: empty devil dog box on paper route
	10:08pm T90FANCY: Now I'm not even safe on land.
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: WUH??! NOT the PATH train!!!
	10:09pm googoo: I only got a little drunk last night...kitty kat sprayed-on wasted
	10:11pm T90FANCY: Of course it's a male leopard, female would seduce and swindle the drunkards. Dick Talk!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: Little Edie, my fave clip! :D
	10:13pm T90FANCY: Where's Bobby Tisdale?
	10:13pm P-90: I got "kneaded by a declawed calico" tipsy at my sisters wedding, does that count?
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: Never heard of this Babe Ruth band, this kicks ass!
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: So the cat was tipsy, or....??!
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: "Drunk driving can ruin a life! Instead, why not drunk record shopping!"
	10:19pm P-90: @Matt: Just the opposite end of the spectrum from "attacked by a wild leopard" drunk, guess I'm a bit of a lightweight
	10:20pm PKNY: "The Mexican" is one of the classic breakdancing tracks, just ask Cut Chemist --> www.waxpoetics.com... And yeah, definitely scorching hot riffs on that one.
	10:21pm P-90: That's a slight variation on Einstein's Theory of Porn in the Woods
	10:22pm Danne D: Okay I'm really logged in now :)
	10:23pm Danne D: A fisherman with a porno collection? No way
	10:24pm JakeGould: Playboy in braille… You know… For the articles. www.ebay.com...
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: The Ol' Sea Capitan: "Arrrr, thank ye for this shipment of girlie magazines! This'll keep my men from loving each other...for about TEN MINUTES! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
	10:24pm JakeGould: I though fishermen masturabted to dolphins & manatees.
	10:25pm Danne D: @Jake I remember there was a controversy when they were going to discontinue the library of congress getting playboy in braille. Though it coulda just been a comedy line.
	10:26pm Danne D: An all-too-rare female call.
	10:27pm JeffHQ: Running fr dollar pizza on Ave A
	10:27pm JakeGould: You know what place seems like fun? The Library of Congress.
	10:28pm P-90: Caller: Dave, I'm really tired from driving all night... Dave: Where? Caller: In the car...
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Yes.
	10:28pm Danne D: Is this a record for number of calls? I think so :) @bobdoesthings are you keeping stats on this sort of thing?
	10:29pm DaveHill: Posted a photo of the axe on instragram, @mrdavehill
	10:29pm P-90: Thnx, @mrdavehill!
	10:30pm bobdoesthings: @danne - what?
	10:30pm Mike East: can one view instagram w/out an account?
	10:30pm Matt from Springfield: SWEET! Thanks Dave! DeArmond pickups!
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Mike: Ask me--I don't have an account, and I saw it! :)
	10:31pm map: What song is 'cockfosters cockfosters cockfosters' from?
	10:31pm Danne D: Whoa so Beth Beverly studied at the Pocono Institute of taxidermy diamondtoothtaxidermy.com I wonder if she knows that dangerous survivalist fugitive guy.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @map: "The London Tube", by Transport for London ;)
	10:31pm JeffHQ: \m/
	10:31pm Danne D: @bobdoesthings I think this might be the most calls Dave has ever taken. I thought you might know the numbers on that as an observant listener.
	10:32pm Mike East: oh sweet...google even predicted what I'd be asking for. technology...
	10:33pm Danne D: instagram.com...
	10:33pm bobdoesthings: @danne - uh nope.
	10:33pm DaveHill: Select Dental. They're the best.
	10:34pm JakeGould: Did you get paid for that, Mr. Hill. That’s too contemporary to be ironic.
	10:34pm Danne D: @bobdoesthings well I hope you call in tonight Bob. You always bring the heat.
	10:35pm Greg from Bloomfield: It's OK– Brian did it earlier...
	10:37pm JakeGould: Select Dental? Now candy?
	10:37pm Danne D: basically no PATH trains on the 33rd line for the out of towners
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Its all good. Was watching Shonali's awesome show.
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: Party of Glass!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: Of course. Im not worthy.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, that explains it--only the cool people go to the Chelsea Hotel and know of its secret rooms and festivities.
	10:42pm P-90: Yes, that's a CLASSIC "power move"
	10:46pm T90FANCY: JakeG should call in with some trenchant analysis.
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Danzigs library
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: Like taking Canzig from a Danzig...
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: Mike & Ikes! Jake! :)
	10:47pm sara: i remember Halloween candy
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: glen danzig eating raindbow nerds
	10:48pm JakeGould: Yeah, Danzig can’t eat Mike & Ikes… He needs to keep that shit in the closet.
	10:49pm JakeGould: I actually eat a lot better nowadays. So if I eat candy like that it’s once a week or so.
	10:51pm Danne D: Supermeowy says hi everyone
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Velvet Hammer"? Hmm, like the high-class Irish drink... Surely the bars would have both champagne and Guinness separately though??!
	10:53pm sara: it's like a snakebite but with more brunch
	10:53pm T90FANCY: Dave was using the wrong role model.
	10:53pm Mike East: all they had was a lousy Crunch bar in the vending machine..not even close to reeses
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: @sara: The quote-worthy review! :)
	10:58pm sara: @matt thanks. I wonder if he has a special glass for them
	10:58pm JakeGould: Crunch bars are good.
	10:59pm JeffHQ: Im standing on the table in Blue Ribbon Chicken grift-locking.
	10:59pm sara: i'm loving this song, but I wish it would get super heavy suddenly
	11:00pm Mike East: @JakeGould - it was still the best thing in the machine...just wouldn't be my first choice. If there were almond joy, I would have gotten that, but all they had were mounds. pfft.
	11:01pm Mike East: that song was excellent
	11:01pm JeffHQ: Candy-o
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Blood!
	11:06pm sara: that track hit it
	11:07pm JeffHQ: When is our co-ed knitting meet-up?
	11:10pm JeffHQ: That scans.
	11:15pm sara: catch the mice alive and walk them out, ... you need a bouncer
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Legal dept
	11:17pm JeffHQ: Someone neutered Colin?
	11:18pm JeffHQ: Trunk loses to Hill
	11:19pm bobdoesthings: hypoallergenic cats done through selective breeding - www.allerca.com
	11:20pm bobdoesthings: only 9 grand.. www.allerca.com...
	11:21pm JeffHQ: Rock on all.
	11:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: Remember on Beavis & Butt-head, where they watched the video for "I Wish You Were A Beer"? Here's a quiz: What band played that song?
	11:30pm Erma Gherd: hola todos! I seem to have missed the first two hours and the last ten minutes, any juicy recaps? The chat room comments seem remarkably free of dramz. What have I been up to, you ask? I went to Lily Allen at Terminal 5. So choreography. Such setlist. I like her little poppy songs but damn, that was a boring show. Except for "Fuck You" - I liked that one. I sang it in my head to my boss. Carry on! And please fill me in. I will listen later but love the nuances.
	11:42pm Danne D: @boddoesthing the pictures on that allerca page look like taxidermy. 9 grand does seem like a bargain though.
	11:43pm Erma Gherd: I eat meat but I am very uncomfortable with this!
	11:44pm r i s k y: What a hot piece of ass she is. Her voice rules.
	11:44pm bobdoesthings: @danne what about the $30,000 one? it grows to a very large 25 pounds (12 kg) in weight and 3 feet (1m) from tip of tail to nose
	11:45pm Danne D: Ho-lee-crap Bob
	11:49pm sara: schnauzers too
	11:50pm VealCutlet: rats laugh when tickled. or wen they listen to NPR
	11:51pm sara: you have to take the rats or mice at least a mile away or if you have a long train ride out in the country
	11:53pm Danne D: Could be strangle a wild snake in under a minute?
	11:54pm bobdoesthings: thanks dave! great show.
	11:56pm Danne D: Yep thanks for a fantastic show Dave Shaina guests callers and commenters :) Until next time :)
	11:57pm F-berg: Good night y'all!
	11:58pm Danne D: PS - Carcass Cast would be a great podcast name :)
	11:58pm Erma Gherd: later taters!!
	12:00am sara: thanks everybody

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 23, 2014

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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September 23, 2014: Dave and his salon quality hair welcome Sean Yseult (White Zombie) and Dava She Wolf (Cycle Sluts from Hell) from the hot rock band Star & Dagger to the studio. Also, taxidermist Beth Beverly swings by to tell everyone how to stuff a dead dog.

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Kyuss	Thee Ole Boozeroony "Thee Ole Boozeroony" by "Kyuss"	And The Circus Leaves Town	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave sings his super awesome new theme song			0:02:46 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave welcomes you to the show	"Dave welcomes you to the show"		0:04:59 (Pop-up)
Black Sabbath	Lord Of This World "Lord Of This World" by "Black Sabbath"	Master of Reality	0:19:57 (Pop-up)
Royal Crescent Mob	Timebomb "Timebomb" by "Royal Crescent Mob"	Midnight Rose's	0:22:31 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave reminisces and back announces	"Dave reminisces and back announces"		0:25:46 (Pop-up)
Chris Bell	You and Your Sister "You and Your Sister" by "Chris Bell"	I Am the Cosmos	0:32:57 (Pop-up)
Dinosaur Jr.	In a Jar "In a Jar" by "Dinosaur Jr."	Ear-Bleeding Country	0:36:43 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave Hill back announces and takes phone calls			0:39:18 (Pop-up)
Teenage Fanclub	What You Do To Me	Bandwagonesque	1:08:33 (Pop-up)
Babe Ruth	The Mexican "The Mexican" by "Babe Ruth"	First Base	1:13:32 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave back announces and takes phone calls			1:17:31 (Pop-up)
Down	Lifer "Lifer" by "Down"	Nola	1:28:00 (Pop-up)
Star & Dagger	Your Money "Your Money" by "Star & Dagger"	Tomorrowland Blues	1:34:05 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave speaks in studio with Sean Yseult (White Zombie) and Dava She Wolf (Cycle Sluts from Hell)			1:45:04 (Pop-up)
Star & Dagger	Your Mama Was a Grifter		1:57:18 (Pop-up)
Star & Dagger	In My Blood "In My Blood" by "Star & Dagger"		2:04:45 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave takes calls and chit chats with Sean Yseult and Dava She Wolf			2:05:32 (Pop-up)
Hidden Hand	Divine Propaganda "Divine Propaganda" by "Hidden Hand"		2:21:17 (Pop-up)
Hidden Masters	She Broke the Clock of the Long Now		2:23:12 (Pop-up)
Johnny Marr	Easy Money "Easy Money" by "Johnny Marr"		2:26:20 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave chats with Sean and Dave and brings taxidermist Beth Beverly into the studio			2:30:23 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:01pm F-berg: Good evening, all!
	9:01pm bobdoesthings: hey yo f-berg, sup!?
	9:01pm T90FANCY: ...And the circus came on the radio.
	9:02pm bobdoesthings: I just put on a new deodorant after a hot shower and it burns.. is this bad?!
	9:03pm T90FANCY: Bad for b.o., Bob.
	9:03pm F-berg: @bob: Yo! Maybe...? Unless you shaved those pits. Then burning seems normal.
	9:04pm JakeGould: Bob, that means you have armpit cancer. You need new armpits.
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: Dove Men... never again. Hey! at least I learned something today.. @dave - this might be the best version yet...
	9:05pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:05pm F-berg: I LOVE the new theme song.
	9:06pm bobdoesthings: @dave - what's the axe for tonight? You should tweet the crap out of your axes
	9:07pm k beach: And tastey licks ensue...
	9:07pm ?: This new theme song is Super Awesome! Season's Greetings to Doddamn Dave Shaina F. and the whole gang. Wait- WHAT? New axe?! PLEASE post picture or description...!
	9:08pm P-90: Goddamn Android app! Again, Greetings all!
	9:10pm T90FANCY: Hello to Hillistines everywhere!
	9:13pm P-90: I've stuffed a few dogs, if you know what I mean
	9:13pm P-90: Sorry.
	9:14pm courtneynoir: Hello, fellow hot young singles!
	9:14pm bobdoesthings: That's me! I'm a hot (sem-)young single!
	9:15pm jon: hey dave and evererybody in comment land. i come for the face melting but stay for the enbalmed animals
	9:15pm courtneynoir: I'm telling myself that 36 is the new 32.
	9:17pm P-90: I''m telling Myself that 45 is the new 17
	9:17pm V Priceless: Hey Dave! What's the new axe?
	9:17pm JakeGould: Yes! Black Sabbath! Master of Reality. Real music for once on this show.
	9:18pm T90FANCY: 42 is the answer.
	9:19pm fleep: Beware the Dove Men! They're a buncha pigeons.
	9:20pm DaveHill: What do you mean "for once" @JakeGould?! It's nonstop hot jamz on this show every week and you know it!
	9:20pm johN: I'm telling myself to stop listening to the crap in my head.
	9:20pm T90FANCY: Goddamn Right, Dave.
	9:20pm JakeGould: Dave, do you know any Kansas?
	9:21pm DaveHill: I might Jake. Stay tuned.
	9:21pm P-90: It's been nuthin but hot jamz since day ONE
	9:21pm JakeGould: That one Kansas song, “Carry on my fatass son. I’m through paying your bills so get a job already.”
	9:21pm bobdoesthings: or any danzig?
	9:22pm T90FANCY: I listen strictly for the music, myself.
	9:22pm JakeGould: I read this show for the articles.
	9:23pm Aitch: Love the show Dave, listening in in sunny Sydney
	9:23pm V Priceless: Happy Birthday to Neal Smith!
	9:25pm DaveHill: Thanks, Aitch! I love Sydney! I was at the airport once! Would love to see more next time!
	9:25pm T90FANCY: Did the Sons of Elvis ever play with Royal Crescent Mob?
	9:27pm JakeGould: Dave, don’t do nostalgia tours. It sucks.
	9:29pm jon: nostalgia tours i remember those fondly
	9:29pm sara: what kinda maroon is this caller?
	9:29pm Mike East: hahaha! Radiohead was the first metal band!
	9:30pm JakeGould: This guy is Maroon 1.
	9:31pm P-90: Is this caller for real or just trolling?
	9:31pm Tome: Barney is my hero hey now !
	9:31pm r i s k y: That Ernie guy is a wimp.
	9:31pm sara: "i hoid a such noise on the wfmu earlier today! can you tell me how I should feel about it?"
	9:32pm r i s k y: He's been trolling his whole life.
	9:32pm T90FANCY: Florida Death Metal sounds terrifying.
	9:33pm r i s k y: Yeah @sara, word to that. What a good that guy was.
	9:33pm r i s k y: Goof*
	9:33pm DaveHill: Sons of Elvis never played with RC Mob. I wish. We worshipped them. Saw them a million times. Howlin' Maggie was great too,
	9:34pm bobdoesthings: is florida death metal just a bunch of senior citizens grumbling with distortion and blast beats?
	9:34pm sara: Floridian death metal has a wicked sunburn, hot beer and isn't gonna take it anymore
	9:34pm A Better Me: Speaking of angles, Kim Deal's version of this song is really sweet.
	9:35pm DaveHill: Oh yeah, I forget who asked but the axe tonight is my buddy Woody's late 60s Gibson Melody Maker with vintage DeArmond gold foil pickups added.
	9:35pm Aitch: You're replacing my Wed morning dose of EVR, liking WFMU, nice a few of them have come across, was a great station.
	9:35pm Matt from Springfield: He is most def the Cosmos!!! Love Chris Bell! And Alex Chilton! Hi Dave and Shaina and Hillage People!
	9:36pm Mike East: Woody Jackson?
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Anti-Goldwater ad audio, yeahh boy-yyyyy!!!
	9:36pm P-90: I LOVE those gold foil pickups
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Though this announcer sounds like a New England schoolmarm...
	9:37pm T90FANCY: Cmon Dave, shred over this!
	9:37pm P-90: That Goldwater and his Strontium 90
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: @Dave: Do you post pics of your show's axes on Twitter or someplace? :)
	9:37pm Tome: The Grand Daddy of ie... Thrash Metal etc.. hands down > bit.ly...
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Strontium sounds like it'll make you STRONG!
	9:38pm DaveHill: Usually on instagram, Matt from Springfield. I'll post one of this in a sec. @mrdavehill on instagram.
	9:38pm DaveHill: Also @mrdavehill on Twitter
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: Nice! Thanks Dave!
	9:38pm P-90: "late '60s" means Brazilisn rosewood board, too
	9:38pm sara: coffin strong
	9:39pm Philip Morris Co.: That's a great slogan, sara! We're stealing that from you!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: "Whether you're coughin' strong - or coffin strong! - Marlboro is the smoke for you!"...
	9:41pm T90FANCY: He's already been stabbed in the ears, apparently.
	9:41pm Dan: Hey Dave, can you ask Sean if Rob Zombie was dick back then and if she still thinks he's a dick?
	9:42pm P-90: I think Dick Cheney already uses the "coffin strong" slogan in his congressional campaigns in Wyoming
	9:42pm sara: Strontium Doctors agree
	9:42pm JakeGould: Dan, you know who was a dick? Famous people you met once.
	9:42pm YETI BOB: How does anyone know what Satan sounds like?
	9:42pm V Priceless: Sweet melody maker, Dave!
	9:43pm Mike East: I think the devil sounds like Barbara Streisand
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Yeti Bob: I've seen and heard him, hosting late night cable infomercials...
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: @Mike East: You've made me done it now, but I gotta say it... "Evillllllll...Peopllle who neeeed evilllllllll..." ;)
	9:44pm Dan: @JakeGould, I've never met him, never been a fan of his solo work, I just think he seems like a dick.
	9:45pm Tome: for the love of crack !
	9:45pm Mike East: nicely done, Matt :)
	9:45pm Tome: ,,,hides the kids' ears ..
	9:45pm T90FANCY: Thanks for tuning in to Dick Talk.
	9:46pm P-90: Welcome to "Foreskin Corner", a new weekly feature
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: I'm the luckiest evil in the world! ;D
	9:46pm Tome: like Tom would say ,, " a big ewwww and GET OFF MY PHONE !!! "
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: Foreskins: over-, or underrated? "Cavalier", or "Roundhead"? Speculate...
	9:47pm T90FANCY: GOMP
	9:47pm sara: this just in, labiaectomies make sex less pleasant. shocker
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: Uh, this is not so short, not so erotic, and very meandering and no so much a story: FAIL...
	9:47pm P-90: "Fireman's Hat" or "Anteater"?
	9:48pm V Priceless: There's that many questions??
	9:48pm Tome: ....agrees with the above wholeheartedly
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90 !!! ;)
	9:50pm sara: Elmo metal?
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: Joe Raposo and Jeff Moss are no longer with us, I think Chris Cerf is the only surviving songwriter to write a good, educational death metal song for Cookie Monster.
	9:51pm P-90: Cookie Moshpit?
	9:51pm V Priceless: "Yeeeaahhh". Didn't like the sound of that!
	9:52pm bobdoesthings: www.youtube.com...
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Oh no! That's like a punishment! First 3x longer (60 minutes), now Danne's 4x longer at 80 minutes?! That's harsh, Dave!
	9:53pm P-90: @ Matt: Ol' Joltin' Joe Raposo's the only one on earth that could have made it work. Afraid that dream died with him.
	9:55pm JakeGould: Who are these jabronis on the phone?
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: Classic appearance on the Muppet Show, nice clip bob! @P-90: Always was brimming with potential; if only he lived longer, Joe may have found a way to mash-up Quaalude children's orchestra with death speed metal. Oh, the dream of an almost world...
	9:55pm Danne D: this caller wins
	9:56pm P-90: It's All-Star Call-In Night
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: wow...
	9:57pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shaina. hi everyone. I unendorse the caller's sentiment on the gym teacher but still he's good radio
	9:57pm bobdoesthings: this is the greatest train wreck of a call..
	9:57pm Mike East: goddamn, I wish they had peanutbutter cups in the vending machine about now
	9:57pm JakeGould: If I eat a box of Mike & Ike’s I suddenly want to have casual sex with mustached men on penny farthings.
	9:58pm Danne D: Amen bobdoesthings and nice shoutout at the beginning :) hope you call in
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: That's a possible outcome, since no one I know has eaten that many Mike & Ikes! ;)
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: Danne! Is this Jimmy a character of yours?! How come he always seems to come on after your calls!!
	9:59pm JakeGould: Matt, you are a wimp.
	9:59pm Danne D: I remember the issue
	10:00pm bobdoesthings: we're all connected man!
	10:01pm Danne D: odds appear to be 1 in 3
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: I'm notta chicken, yer a turkey! What if I ate half a box of Mike & Ikes, and wrote down the telephone exchange numbers of the gentlemen on pennyfarthings?!
	10:03pm JakeGould: I get Playboy for the tits.
	10:03pm bobdoesthings: I stole my dad's for the airbrushing.
	10:04pm P-90: Dr. Tim Leary's Playboy interview from 1969 is also a classic
	10:04pm Danne D: @M_f_S i don't know Jimmy
	10:04pm T90FANCY: I read them for the comics.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: The remainder of Playboy is somewhat tame, and similar stuff is available for free online...so ironically, the best reason to buy it is for the articles! Do libraries still stock the "text only" versions of Playboy?
	10:04pm T90FANCY: Dick Talk continues...
	10:06pm bobdoesthings: www.independent.co.uk...
	10:06pm Folsom: Is he deaf?
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Easiest targets.
	10:07pm P-90: New on the Discovery Channel: "Drunk-Hunting Big Cats"
	10:08pm Danne D: anothet topic - weirdest place you found a dirty mag me: empty devil dog box on paper route
	10:08pm T90FANCY: Now I'm not even safe on land.
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: WUH??! NOT the PATH train!!!
	10:09pm googoo: I only got a little drunk last night...kitty kat sprayed-on wasted
	10:11pm T90FANCY: Of course it's a male leopard, female would seduce and swindle the drunkards. Dick Talk!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: Little Edie, my fave clip! :D
	10:13pm T90FANCY: Where's Bobby Tisdale?
	10:13pm P-90: I got "kneaded by a declawed calico" tipsy at my sisters wedding, does that count?
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: Never heard of this Babe Ruth band, this kicks ass!
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: So the cat was tipsy, or....??!
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: "Drunk driving can ruin a life! Instead, why not drunk record shopping!"
	10:19pm P-90: @Matt: Just the opposite end of the spectrum from "attacked by a wild leopard" drunk, guess I'm a bit of a lightweight
	10:20pm PKNY: "The Mexican" is one of the classic breakdancing tracks, just ask Cut Chemist --> www.waxpoetics.com... And yeah, definitely scorching hot riffs on that one.
	10:21pm P-90: That's a slight variation on Einstein's Theory of Porn in the Woods
	10:22pm Danne D: Okay I'm really logged in now :)
	10:23pm Danne D: A fisherman with a porno collection? No way
	10:24pm JakeGould: Playboy in braille… You know… For the articles. www.ebay.com...
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: The Ol' Sea Capitan: "Arrrr, thank ye for this shipment of girlie magazines! This'll keep my men from loving each other...for about TEN MINUTES! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
	10:24pm JakeGould: I though fishermen masturabted to dolphins & manatees.
	10:25pm Danne D: @Jake I remember there was a controversy when they were going to discontinue the library of congress getting playboy in braille. Though it coulda just been a comedy line.
	10:26pm Danne D: An all-too-rare female call.
	10:27pm JeffHQ: Running fr dollar pizza on Ave A
	10:27pm JakeGould: You know what place seems like fun? The Library of Congress.
	10:28pm P-90: Caller: Dave, I'm really tired from driving all night... Dave: Where? Caller: In the car...
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Yes.
	10:28pm Danne D: Is this a record for number of calls? I think so :) @bobdoesthings are you keeping stats on this sort of thing?
	10:29pm DaveHill: Posted a photo of the axe on instragram, @mrdavehill
	10:29pm P-90: Thnx, @mrdavehill!
	10:30pm bobdoesthings: @danne - what?
	10:30pm Mike East: can one view instagram w/out an account?
	10:30pm Matt from Springfield: SWEET! Thanks Dave! DeArmond pickups!
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Mike: Ask me--I don't have an account, and I saw it! :)
	10:31pm map: What song is 'cockfosters cockfosters cockfosters' from?
	10:31pm Danne D: Whoa so Beth Beverly studied at the Pocono Institute of taxidermy diamondtoothtaxidermy.com I wonder if she knows that dangerous survivalist fugitive guy.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @map: "The London Tube", by Transport for London ;)
	10:31pm JeffHQ: \m/
	10:31pm Danne D: @bobdoesthings I think this might be the most calls Dave has ever taken. I thought you might know the numbers on that as an observant listener.
	10:32pm Mike East: oh sweet...google even predicted what I'd be asking for. technology...
	10:33pm Danne D: instagram.com...
	10:33pm bobdoesthings: @danne - uh nope.
	10:33pm DaveHill: Select Dental. They're the best.
	10:34pm JakeGould: Did you get paid for that, Mr. Hill. That’s too contemporary to be ironic.
	10:34pm Danne D: @bobdoesthings well I hope you call in tonight Bob. You always bring the heat.
	10:35pm Greg from Bloomfield: It's OK– Brian did it earlier...
	10:37pm JakeGould: Select Dental? Now candy?
	10:37pm Danne D: basically no PATH trains on the 33rd line for the out of towners
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Its all good. Was watching Shonali's awesome show.
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: Party of Glass!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: Of course. Im not worthy.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, that explains it--only the cool people go to the Chelsea Hotel and know of its secret rooms and festivities.
	10:42pm P-90: Yes, that's a CLASSIC "power move"
	10:46pm T90FANCY: JakeG should call in with some trenchant analysis.
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Danzigs library
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: Like taking Canzig from a Danzig...
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: Mike & Ikes! Jake! :)
	10:47pm sara: i remember Halloween candy
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: glen danzig eating raindbow nerds
	10:48pm JakeGould: Yeah, Danzig can’t eat Mike & Ikes… He needs to keep that shit in the closet.
	10:49pm JakeGould: I actually eat a lot better nowadays. So if I eat candy like that it’s once a week or so.
	10:51pm Danne D: Supermeowy says hi everyone
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Velvet Hammer"? Hmm, like the high-class Irish drink... Surely the bars would have both champagne and Guinness separately though??!
	10:53pm sara: it's like a snakebite but with more brunch
	10:53pm T90FANCY: Dave was using the wrong role model.
	10:53pm Mike East: all they had was a lousy Crunch bar in the vending machine..not even close to reeses
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: @sara: The quote-worthy review! :)
	10:58pm sara: @matt thanks. I wonder if he has a special glass for them
	10:58pm JakeGould: Crunch bars are good.
	10:59pm JeffHQ: Im standing on the table in Blue Ribbon Chicken grift-locking.
	10:59pm sara: i'm loving this song, but I wish it would get super heavy suddenly
	11:00pm Mike East: @JakeGould - it was still the best thing in the machine...just wouldn't be my first choice. If there were almond joy, I would have gotten that, but all they had were mounds. pfft.
	11:01pm Mike East: that song was excellent
	11:01pm JeffHQ: Candy-o
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Blood!
	11:06pm sara: that track hit it
	11:07pm JeffHQ: When is our co-ed knitting meet-up?
	11:10pm JeffHQ: That scans.
	11:15pm sara: catch the mice alive and walk them out, ... you need a bouncer
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Legal dept
	11:17pm JeffHQ: Someone neutered Colin?
	11:18pm JeffHQ: Trunk loses to Hill
	11:19pm bobdoesthings: hypoallergenic cats done through selective breeding - www.allerca.com
	11:20pm bobdoesthings: only 9 grand.. www.allerca.com...
	11:21pm JeffHQ: Rock on all.
	11:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: Remember on Beavis & Butt-head, where they watched the video for "I Wish You Were A Beer"? Here's a quiz: What band played that song?
	11:30pm Erma Gherd: hola todos! I seem to have missed the first two hours and the last ten minutes, any juicy recaps? The chat room comments seem remarkably free of dramz. What have I been up to, you ask? I went to Lily Allen at Terminal 5. So choreography. Such setlist. I like her little poppy songs but damn, that was a boring show. Except for "Fuck You" - I liked that one. I sang it in my head to my boss. Carry on! And please fill me in. I will listen later but love the nuances.
	11:42pm Danne D: @boddoesthing the pictures on that allerca page look like taxidermy. 9 grand does seem like a bargain though.
	11:43pm Erma Gherd: I eat meat but I am very uncomfortable with this!
	11:44pm r i s k y: What a hot piece of ass she is. Her voice rules.
	11:44pm bobdoesthings: @danne what about the $30,000 one? it grows to a very large 25 pounds (12 kg) in weight and 3 feet (1m) from tip of tail to nose
	11:45pm Danne D: Ho-lee-crap Bob
	11:49pm sara: schnauzers too
	11:50pm VealCutlet: rats laugh when tickled. or wen they listen to NPR
	11:51pm sara: you have to take the rats or mice at least a mile away or if you have a long train ride out in the country
	11:53pm Danne D: Could be strangle a wild snake in under a minute?
	11:54pm bobdoesthings: thanks dave! great show.
	11:56pm Danne D: Yep thanks for a fantastic show Dave Shaina guests callers and commenters :) Until next time :)
	11:57pm F-berg: Good night y'all!
	11:58pm Danne D: PS - Carcass Cast would be a great podcast name :)
	11:58pm Erma Gherd: later taters!!
	12:00am sara: thanks everybody

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 23, 2014

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