Holiday for Plywood: Ken's show

Listener comments!

this is going to be a while isn't it

12/10 3:20pm groucho:

A week long pre-show party! woo!
Lets post songs we like and reply with songs they remind us of.

Shrag: The Habit Creep www.youtube.com...

12/10 3:23pm groucho:

Vicki! this is already the best party ever!

unrelated question: will the do or diy stream ever go back to playing do or diy shows? I've heard these Boredcast shows so many times now!

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12/10 3:23pm Ken:

I've never been so excited for a show. Should I post some GIFs?

12/10 3:24pm People Like Us:

yes, let's do the show now, we can imagine the songs

12/10 3:25pm People Like Us:

I don't know what the hell I'm doing, groucho, sorry, ha ha

12/10 3:28pm People Like Us:

did you play anything yet?

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12/10 3:30pm Ken:

I havent played anything yet but I just posted the toilet bunny. I like the toilet bunny. Probably my favoritest toilet character since EVER.

12/10 3:30pm groucho:

it's okay, luckily they're archived, but I loved the randomness of tuning in half way through some crazy mash-up.

Now, I've been seeing this brazillian girl, and, finally, my odd taste in music has paid off. I showed her Life On Mars, which she'd never heard before, she said she loved it, then I remembered hearing Seu Jorge on either Meghan or Trouble's show, so I played her it, and yes, she's putty in my hands now. Thanks again, Master of the Woof Moos www.youtube.com...

12/10 3:31pm groucho:

I wish the toilet bunny was in my toilet. I get so lonely.

12/10 3:32pm People Like Us:

yes, that's the best toilet bunny - I'm liking your first song, especially the bit with the machine guns

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12/10 3:37pm Ken:

Where the hell is Koln?!

12/10 3:37pm groucho:

I am he

12/10 3:37pm groucho:

The one with the parrot on his face

12/10 3:42pm groucho:

Bunny Girls? they don't look much like Bunny ears to me :/

12/10 3:44pm groucho:

definitely cat ears. and speaking of Cats, have Catfish and the Bottle Men made their way across the Atlantic yet? this song's a grower www.youtube.com...
(in that I didn't like it at first, but now I'm playing it at least twice a day

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12/10 3:46pm Ken:

Holy cow! The first two bunnies are sitting on the exact same toilet. What are the chance of that?!

12/10 3:49pm groucho:

Hopefully no-one finds out where it is, they might get Chlorine'd www.huffingtonpost.com...

12/10 3:58pm groucho:

"I like Bunny Rabbits, Satan, Cheese..... and Milk"

12/11 5:31am f*̡̡f*̡̡ (:

Morning, Ken, Vicki, groucho!

Whoa..I still have the hangover from yesterday's 3D show!

I second PLU idea! Here are my...

Imaginary requests:
Khlam - Ива́нович (from the Live @ Monty Hall album)
Neiltallica - Junior Grandpa (from the Neil Young and Metallica collaboration)
Echo and the Bunnygirls - Je t'aime Moi Non Plus (from the Live at the Playboy Mansion)

Imaginary non-requests:
Mariah Carey - I can sing now
Children Singing like Adults Choir - The Frank Zappa Hits

12/11 1:52pm groucho:

Good Evening pre-show party people.

This came on in the car earlier and made me think of you andthenativehipsters.bandcamp.com...

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12/11 2:05pm ken:

That fascinating that you posted the Native Hipsters groucho - that Habit Creep tune reminded me of them.

12/11 4:02pm groucho:

I think you once played it (the Native Hipsters tune)in the same set as John Dowie's British Tourist, that's how I first heard it. I was driving a Brazillian girl home one night not long after and British Tourist came on. Ended the night on a lovely bit of racism!

As for The Habit Creep, I went to that band's last ever gig. bloody love them. Slept rough in a London park after the gig as I'm too poor for hotels down there.

12/14 8:37pm groucho:

www.youtube.com...

12/14 8:39pm groucho:

A song about catching Morrissey, the vegetarian, eating a Prawn in Whitby (a place near me) www.youtube.com... Happy new week, everyone

12/14 8:42pm groucho:

- A ticket please!
- Where to sir?
- Well, how does the saying go? All roads lead to Rome.
(But how does the other saying go? When in Rome, Kill Me. Hmmm.)
- Will that be a return ticket?
- No, better make this one a single....

Only you can take me there,
Say it, say it, let's catch a train to anywhere,
Only it's your usual riposte,
Only, only and the moment's lost,
My heart is such a sight obscene,
And only the rain could sanctify,
When your eyes are green my love,
The wind your tears will dry.

Only my heart still loves you,
My heart, my heart,
My heart begs just to be broke in two,
Only when that comes to pass,
Only then will I be free at last.

Only a Prawn in Whitby

It's only flesh and blood you know,
Stamping, threshing, thrashing, pumping blood you know,
You turned your hatred into an art
Stamping and thrashing all over my heart.

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12/14 9:14pm Ken:

Happy new week to you too Groucho! So what should I do on my show this week? I am considering doing an Xmas show but then I think.. naaaah...

12/15 2:08pm groucho:

Bunny rabbits...

12/15 2:08pm groucho:

Satan...

12/15 2:08pm groucho:

Cheese...

12/15 2:16pm groucho:

& Milk!

If you do go Xmassy www.youtube.com... The guy from Arab Strap, love him.

As for show ideas, I made a spotify playlist of Originals & Cover versions back in 2011 which is scarcely updated, but, it's there. open.spotify.com...

11:25am Marek JS:

The Electric Bunnies?

11:59pm groucho:

Rabbit in the headlights

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6:02am Ken:

Morning all! Not going Krampus or Christmas today..well maybe a tiny bit.

6:07am P-90:

Well, A Happy Dick Season to all, anyhow

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6:10am Ken:

If you mean dick butt season, P-90, I'm with you.

6:18am P-90:

Yeah, took a minute or two to catch the "Butt" part.
Wound up re-watching the entire show from last week again yesterday. Groundbreaking. And kudos to whoever did the hair and makeup.

6:34am SeanG:

I see bunnies

8:02am P-90:

Having a ball listening to Vince Martin visit John Allen. They don't make dudes like that any more.

8:36am ∯ (:

Hello, Ken and good people!

Great to be back to the playlist's comments after all these time!

Indeed: For those just arriving for today's show keep in mind that the commenting began eons ago. So don't judge my old comments too harsh for back then I was in my larvae stage and, understandably, was a bit stoopid.

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8:38am Ken:

Welcome f0f0. It is true, this week's comments started at the end of last week's video show. (Last week's video is actually archived, here: www.wfmu.org...

Next week 12/24, Vicki is filling in for me! I will be back on 12/31 and I will start up the playlist for 12/31 as soon as today's show ends. I dont know why. Ask groucho.

8:40am cory:

Vicki is covering next week? awesome!

8:40am ∯ (:

Did I just say *these time*?!

Hahaha...

I meant to say Thys Times.

8:40am Asheville Jon:

greetings one and all, whether you are a Ken or not

8:51am Asheville Jon:

Ken, if you go xmassy today, could you play "psycho santa"? it would really make my day.

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8:52am Ken:

Maybe Ill play Psycho Santa but I aint going Xmasy.

8:53am Asheville Jon:

Thanks.

8:55am Marcel M:

Morning Ken hi all

8:57am Dan B From Upstate:

Hi, Ken. If you find time, can you put the card tossing lady at the top of the playlist somewhere I can star it? I can't explain. It just needs to be starred. Thanks!

9:01am Yvang:

Hi! What's up doc ?

9:02am cory:

this is some good rock

9:03am Marcel M:

ACH JA!

9:05am sphere:

greetings, sonic beings.

9:06am Marcel M:

That was an unexpected twangy ending

9:07am cory:

ah Satan, the reason for the season

9:07am fleep:

If the point of a perpetually open comment board is to confuse recent arrivals - it worked.

9:07am Dan B From Upstate:

Thanks, Ken!

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9:08am Ken:

No fleep, that's not the point at all. Does anybody know what the point is?

9:08am Dan B From Upstate:

The point is that the party NEVER ends.

9:11am ∯ (:

Says the man that refused to participate in the greatest 3-D SHOW RADIO PARTY that has ever existed on planet earth.

9:12am Asheville Jon:

Ken, do you have/can you play any Deloris Telescope?

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9:13am Ken:

Find some for me to play Jon.

9:14am Asheville Jon:

i don't know of any other than what's on their site.
www.deloristelescope.com...

9:15am Asheville Jon:

they have a creepy xmas song

9:15am Lunacraft:

Morning, Ken! Great set this morning.

9:18am Asheville Jon:

hmm, they also have a lot of youtube videos.... enough of that

9:20am Marcel M:

I went down a Deloris Telescope rabbit hole a while back when I figured it out a while back. It explains many things..

9:21am MD:

NATAS!!!

9:22am sphere:

I was nowhere until I found KHLAM.

9:23am ∯ (:

Xmassy request:
- Carlos SANTAna

Just be aware, people, there is no antidote-song strong enough for such request.

Also, KHLAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

9:23am Dan B From Upstate:

Now, Fofo... there's a difference between refusal and being held hostage by one's employer...

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9:23am Vivian:

One of the many benefits of working from home..YOU CAN CRANK UP THE KHLAAAAAMMM!

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9:24am Vivian:

Happy Holidays to all!

9:24am MD:

KHLAM ON THE 1/2 SHELL!!!

9:25am MD:

happy solstice to allllllll

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9:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Merry Khlamsmas!

9:26am P-90:

Last week's "San Francisco Nights" was the best Khlam track I've heard to date (not that I hear Khlam anywhere but here...)

9:27am Sam:

Khlam so khraaaaaazy!

9:27am groucho:

Somehow I managed to be both a week early and 25 minutes late.

Hello.

9:27am adrian in mpls:

MRRRRNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!! (!)

9:30am rsj:

that was some sax i can get behind

9:30am P-90:

@Groucho: It happens to me all the time, you get used to it. Sorta.

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9:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope Khlam survives the crisis with the falling ruble in Russia.

9:31am robyn:

oh how i love to krump to khlam

9:31am Marcel M:

Woahhhh I'll certainly order some

9:31am ∯ (:

Dan B from Upstate to Hostage...To freedom, my friend! Break the chains and run away from THE man!

9:32am rsj:

Putin should have hired goldman

9:32am mike east:

On the broad spectrum of wfmu, I don't find Klahm that "difficult" or unlistenable at all. They're actually pretty good, IMO

9:33am bobdoesthings:

good morning.

9:33am mike east:

*khlam

9:34am still b/p:

Can we have readings from the Ruble Yacht of Omar Khlam?

9:34am ∯ (:

Ken, ken, ken!! You break my liberal, free-thinking heart with all those anti-Vlad comments.

9:34am Marcel M:

Mornin' Bob

9:35am bobdoesthings:

bonjour marcel

9:35am adrian in mpls:

ahhh, Wing. This is how the holiday should be celebrated.

9:35am cory:

bah humbug

9:35am egal:

Best cover of a Christmas song ever.

9:35am fleep:

Putin On the Fritz

9:35am still b/p:

The Wing carol sounds like a very young Adam Sandler.

9:36am P-90:

Vlad's The Man. The others impale in comparison.

9:38am dale:

is this bob dylan?

9:38am ∯ (:

From all the right-wings this is the Right Wing.

9:38am paula pc:

OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

9:38am adrian in mpls:

Ken! Yr making my day! Wing and "The Only Song"! Is this what heaven sounds like?

9:39am Marcel M:

oh gawd

9:39am robyn:

at what donation level can i make people listen to this song all day long until it makes them ill

9:39am Nick from Indy:

Leviathan - leviathan.co.uk

9:41am Brendan:

Good morning Ken. Please tell me there will be other songs

9:41am P-90:

Blegvad: anagram for "Beg Vlad"

9:43am ∯ (:

That's what I thought too, P-90. Who can't avoid thinking about the Great Commander Putin? Vlad is the man for the little people like me.

9:44am Dan B From Upstate:

Oh my god. Does this band have a bad song? I think I've starred everything by them that's been played.

9:46am cory:

CLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

9:46am Marcel M:

I just went wild on the Crapola Central

9:46am Marcel M:

CLAYY!

9:47am ∯ (:

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

9:47am bobdoesthings:

@marcel did you get the field recordings?

9:48am P-90:

Wishing everyone a very Clay Christmas!

9:48am fleep:

Play the damn flute.

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9:49am Future Ken:

I started a future playlist: www.wfmu.org...

9:50am Marcel M:

@BOB: No whats that? The 7 inch set thing? No just some clothes. Didn't see that on there. How is it?

9:50am Sam:

Wow. This is brilliant!

9:51am lorans jérar:

was great stuff

9:52am dale:

i wonder if clay's neighbors listen to him doing this stuff in his apt and scratch their noodles

9:53am dale:

that dirty clown really needs a broadway production. or jr. highschool at least.

9:53am pinky flamingo:

clay is a luminous deep sea creature.

9:53am lorans jérar:

where can I find that record?

9:55am P-90:

The first ever Infinite InterPlaylist Loop?
It's been a year of "firsts", hasn't it?

9:55am steve:

this is as good as anything David Bowie ever recorded

9:55am adrian in mpls:

i agree with steve's comment. wholeheartedly.

9:57am P-90:

Oh shit, the Grinch himself

9:58am dale:

scientology folk use to accost me when i worked on 54 and broadway. their HQ was just west of there. if i knew they had cool music i might ave converted

9:58am pinky flamingo:

ken! how can people get their grubby people-hands on that herkimer space rock if they were so inclined???

9:58am Marcel M:

I agree 1/4 brainedly and whole heartedly.

9:59am ∯ (:

If WFMU plays Clay Pigeon music, does it receives royalty checks? If so, isn't that some kind of money laundry scheme?

9:59am P-90:

You wouldn't believe what that plant had to pay for that session with LRH

10:00am P-90:

-excuse me: "donate"

10:00am ranjit:

You might need this:
joshmillard.com...
Endless automatic xmas song remix

10:01am sphere:

The plant is OT VIII actually.

10:02am Marcel M:

Interesting idea FOFO... its brilliant!

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10:02am Ken:

Clay's tracks are only available on his 2014 premium CD, Clays ClaSSIX 2014. The L Ron Hubbard stuff is out there but not for sale no mo.

10:03am dale:

i wonder how many of these drum fills are from frankenstein?

10:05am P-90:

Seinfeld's done that one already.

10:06am ∯ (:

I once saw a man on the street giving away black flyers that had a panther which it turned out it was a free ticket to see a -judging by the black gothic theme- terror short film. I followed his instructions to get into the small theatre and all of a sudden I found myself watching a long Scientology advertorial in a Scientology shop, er, church.

10:06am Marcel M:

That idea sounds great! There are Jack in the Boxes on the east coast now?!?!

10:06am Marcel M:

So what is Andy's brilliant idea??

10:07am cory:

didn't John Oswald kill Lee Harvey Kennedy?

10:08am dale:

how about hannakuh caroling outside a muslim prayer center?

10:08am Marcel M:

Now THATS an idea dale!

10:09am P-90:

If Breckman dresses up as a Rabbi I'm THERE!

10:11am ∯ (:

If Breckman dresses up as a Rabbi and draws a figure tf the Prophet Mohamma in the wall of a Muslim prayer center I'm THERE!

10:12am cory:

is this xmas block going to be long enough for me to take a nap?

10:12am P-90:

That's a 7SD "BYOKV" event

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10:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope someone plays the Snow Miser / Heat Miser song before the holidays are over.

10:13am dale:

'love the faith, can't believe i got accepted'

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10:14am Ken:

Does anybody know where there is a drive-through fast food place in Hudson County?

10:16am Michael:

Wendy's in North Bergen on Tonnelle Ave. Used to be one there.

10:17am abby:

does anyone know how i get back the button for wfmu on my cable box? it was there last nite.

10:17am dale:

ken, if you have a half smart gps you can search for destinations and fast food in that area. of course just knowing in advance is better

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10:19am Ken:

Thanks Michael! That's a perfect god-forsaken neighborhood to do the drive through show from. IF all else files I can drop acid and go to Chuck E Cheese's.

10:20am βrian:

Be sure to ask for a table for one.

10:21am egal:

Is dropping acid at Chuck E Cheese still a thing?

10:21am glenn:

was it ever?

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10:21am Ken:

I'd only be doing it as a nostalgia trip egal.

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10:23am Ken From Hyde Park:

My mom always told me to pick up things that I dropped.

10:23am ∯ (:

I once had a road rage with a drive thru speaker.

10:23am βrian:

Why not an "artisanal" theme to the show? Hand-pressed 7-inch vinyl whose mold grooves have been cut with locally sourced granite styli. And so on.

10:24am Sem Chumbo:

So, KfHP, do you have my ex-wife?

10:25am glenn:

snap!

10:25am tonyb:

@ Marcel M
thanks for the purchase
supporting the station
it's on the way
should reach you
in 2 or 3 days

10:25am egal:

Gluten free vinyl

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10:29am Ken:

thank YOU Tony B! Everybody shoudl thank Tony B for everything he does behind the scenes at WFMU, not the least of which is making coffee early ev ery Wednesday morning!

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10:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sem - No, probably some other Ken from some other Hyde Park.

10:29am ∯ (:

Yes! And have animated GIFs painstakingly constructed frame by frame by indigenous single Oaxacan teenage mothers.

10:31am ∯ (:

Thank you, tonyb!!!

10:33am bobdoesthings:

oh jesus.. forgot about jokerfan

10:33am jan:

Loving this Voodoo Drums mix, and the show in general... well maybe not Georgia Hubley

10:33am adrian in mpls:

big thanks Tony B!

10:34am ∯ (:

Don't diss the Jokerman! He's the ultimate and most consummate music impresario!!

10:35am robyn:

s/o to wilmington! great town

10:35am adrian in mpls:

gotta love the jokerfan

10:35am still b/p:

The Yo La Tengo/Buckminster Fuller thing came and went around here a couple months ago. but I didn't catch it or any reaction. Anybody seen it elsewhere?

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10:36am Vivian:

Ken, any chance Ira will host a show before Dec.25 ?

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10:38am Ken:

Hi Vivian - Probably not - he is not scheduled to do one as of today. All his past fill-ins are here: wfmu.org...

10:41am tonyb:

thanks, all!

no place i'd rather be.

10:41am Marcel M:

I have to say that Ira Yo La Tengo jokerfan song was pretty great.

10:41am common:

good day to you all!

10:43am adrian in mpls:

g'day common!

10:46am sphere:

hi common

10:46am βrian:

When did pimpernel become a type of bread?

10:47am robyn:

i think it was a shout out to wilmington, nc, no? nc > delaware. truth.

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10:48am Webhamster Henry:

I don't think the P&O Jokerman and Scotcheroos are a good combo, Ken.

10:48am sphere:

what kind of bread, Brian? ive never heard of it

10:49am ∯ (:

From scotcheroos to drive thru fast food? That's not going to get you the Vlad bare chest look, Ken.

10:50am bobdoesthings:

Some of these youth gangs would make great band names..

10:50am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Of course my first reference for this is Daffy Duck in the "Scarlet Pumpernickel" 1.bp.blogspot.com...

10:50am Polyus:

Who wouldn't want to be a Pure Hell?

10:51am Planet Tyler:

Pardon if you've seen this before, I'm guessing you have, but here goes: Christopher Lee! www.youtube.com...

10:51am Little Miss Dog Pedant:

ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:: Thank you for being the Premier Artist of Boston Terrier Representation in the World!

10:53am ∯ (:

Why you didn't tell us, ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ ?

10:55am JakeGould:

Hello world.

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11:01am Ken:

Hello Jake!

11:01am common:

adrian, sphere!

11:04am Jeff:

That's what's been missing from my life! There's been a terrible humppa Madonna covers shortage recently.

11:04am egal:

Sister Cristina's cover is quite uplifting.

11:04am MD:

LIKE A VIRGIN!!! SING ALONG ALL!!!

11:05am Lewis:

Rx!

11:06am cory:

i bet W was so pumped to meet santa

11:06am Kevlicki:

Whole lotta love is AMAZING!

11:07am Marcel M:

Haaaaa!

11:07am JakeGould:

Should be titled, “Whole Lotta Bullshit.”

11:08am Dan B From Upstate:

I'll be honest. Some days, I miss Bush. He was entertaining.

11:08am cory:

"Whole Lotta War Criminals"?

11:08am MD:

The Truth is the TRUTH!!!!!!

11:08am ∯ (:

I dreamt two days ago that I went to Sadam Hussein's house to eat enchiladas. Why? How? That, I don't know.

11:08am Marcel M:

I pull up funny clips of ol' George quite regularly.

11:09am Felipe:

Wow! love the Xmass Bush song. NICE.

11:09am MD:

"ever get the feeling you have been cheated!?!?"

11:09am still b/p:

And now, merry campaigning, meet the new Bush, same as the old Bush?

11:09am Kevlicki:

Dan B, current events are too serious and just appalling now, eh?

11:10am Dan B From Upstate:

Totally, Kevlicki. Ebola is scary, and everyone will get it.

11:10am herb.nyc:

(eek, static on fm, manhat)

11:10am Mike East:

I was recently explaining to my 9 yr why GWB was our worst president because of all the dumb untrue things he said. I didn't mention that he was also our funniest...for the same reasons.

11:11am P-90:

"Whole Lotta Dub(-ya)"

Gotta love the part where he talks about the importance of
"avoiding a lot of bloodshed" in the Middle East

11:12am ∯ (:

Don't be so fast, Mike East. Obama hasn't finished his term yet.

11:12am MD:

"BUSH-IT!"

11:12am Dan B From Upstate:

That last Simpsons show was great. If you haven't checked it out, check out today's Scenario. Amanda always puts on a great show, Simpsons-Themed or otherwise.

11:13am Marcel M:

I'm definitely going to archive it later

11:13am JakeGould:

Highly recommend the Nazario Scenario Simpsons specials.

11:16am ∯ (:

Man, last time I saw The Simpsons Bart was a teen! How much has changed in the last 15 years?

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11:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

US opening relations with Cuba. Who wants a road trip to Havana?

11:18am duke:

Bring back some cigars

11:21am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Well modesty keeps me from bragging about my Boston Terrier art AWESOMENESS. But if you must insist:jsteffey.com...

11:21am βrian:

Cuba? Wow! WFMU is where I get all my news!

11:21am Lewis:

Spectacular news wrt Cuba! Indeed time for a visit to Havana and environs...

11:22am Mike East:

the keyboard in that SNL gif was rented from my company.

11:23am glenn:

modesty is overrated.

11:24am glenn:

funny. we've been going to cuba for years.

11:24am P-90:

WFMU/Jersey City, WMFU/Mt. Hope; WMHU/Havana next?

11:25am Mike East:

@Jennique, your terrier made that?! amazing!

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11:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

WFMU - The most trusted name in news of world events!

11:25am Ivo:

Still hoping for my Dif Juz fix!

11:27am P-90:

@Jennique: Do you ever do other breeds? (I get asked this myself in bars from time to time)

11:29am Robert:

Just reading here about Tony B.'s behind-the-scenes work. Thanks, Tony, and please pour Irwin some rum.

11:30am ∯ (:

If Cuba tolerated the Fidel patriarchal dictatorship for years imagine how much they will love Ken's dictatorial rule over there!

Long live the benign dictators!

11:31am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@P-90: OOOOH yeah, I even do cats. Here's more pet portraiture on my etsy page: www.etsy.com...

11:33am bobdoesthings:

@jennique - oh man! I might have to order one from you! these are great

11:33am Asheville Jon:

best santa claus is coming to town ever

and thanks ken!

11:34am P-90:

"Havana wonderful time, wish you'd click the Pledge Button here"

11:34am cory:

ok, xmas song levels are full. see ya crazy kids around!

11:35am Mark:

A very Twisted Christmas to All. Wonder if you have Stan Freberg's Green Chri$tma$ laying around somewhere, Ken.

11:35am Hot Mess:

Wow, a SNL skit with funny sweaters, a chubby guy wiggling his butt and deadpan, fey looks. Thanks, bland corporate culture!

11:35am MD:

WHISKEY!!!

11:36am adrian in mpls:

the fact that the singer keeps saying "Santa" so much......

11:36am MD:

WISH-KEY!

11:36am Mark:

Or Kinky Friedman's "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore."

11:36am ∯ (:

Beautiful homecoming story, jennique!

11:37am MD:

SANTA PUTS THE LOTION ON HIS ELVIS SKIN!!

11:37am MD:

PUT THE LOTION ON YOUR SKIN ELF!!!!

11:37am Mark:

It puts the lotion in the basket.

11:38am P-90:

I bet Ken could talk Harry Harrison and Dan Ingram into semi-retiring to Havana to host the morning drive-time shifts on the new station

11:38am chris:

If Thirsty Dave's Caravan pulls up alongside you, just remember what your Momma told you, "Yell, STRANGER DANGER, and run." Run like the wind.

11:39am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@bobdoesthings: Cool! I can give you a discount if you are really interested.
@∯ (: It's a true story.

11:40am Hot Mess:

And Harry Harrison can bring the Stainless Steel Rat to Cuba.

11:40am ∯ (:

This is a great Fearless rendition even thought it doesn't has the same You Never Walk etc. ending.

11:41am βrian:

Indeed, that's tempting. My avatar is my flower child. And he's quite fond of pillows ...

11:41am Murakami Whywolf:

'We spell it 'S' 'A' 'T' 'A' 'N
'C' 'L' 'A' 'W' 'S'
Hooray for Satan's claws!' [cha-chacha]
---theme from 'Santa Claus Conquers the Skoptsians'

11:44am ∯ (:

moderator: Please disregard the part where I said song doesn't end with the You Never Walk Alone bit. Thanks.

11:44am P-90:

@ Jennique: Them pillows look real nice! Maybe one for my Mom? Hmm. (2 Boxers)
@ βrian: sweet lookin' kitty

11:45am bobdoesthings:

@jennique - cooolthanks

11:46am ironybread:

The fact that I've missed all your show up to this point doesn't matter because I'm on your playlist page now and have fully enjoyed all the gifs.

🚽

11:46am Ken:

Dont forget, Vicki is in next week, and the week after that on December 31st, we will all meet here: www.wfmu.org...

11:46am ∯ (:

*lightbulb on*

Jennique!! What about teaming up with those folks that make youtube video-tribute to dead pets!! The ones Ken once played and promised doing one for Dr Booty Grabber.

11:47am YETI BOB:

love this Hans Reichel track! is this all Daxophone?

11:49am ∯ (:

If Im not mistaken Hans Reichel does this using the colonoscophone.

11:49am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@P-90: If you want, type in PUPPYNEWYEAR and get a discount. Will probably not be ready by Christmas, though. Takes 3 days to make, then gets shipped.
@∯ (: Was not aware of any of this. Are there any links? If you go to my WFMU profile and click the other image of a dog, it's an animated gif.

11:49am jamesie:

too drunk to type

11:50am still b/p:

By the way, is there a picture of topless Ken holding a framed picture of topless Chelsea Handler mimicking the Putin-on-horse picture?

11:50am Laura L:

Thank you for an ausgezeichnet Krampusfree show today, Ken!

11:52am bobdoesthings:

great show thanks ken!!

11:52am glenn:

topless chelsea handler? like that'll ever happen.

11:53am Sem Chumbo:

This is what repeatedly dropping acid at a New Jersey drive-thru restaurant leads to. Not this tune, this show.
Keep up the greeeeattttwwurrkkkkkkk, Kkkkkkennnnnnn...HolIDaYYYYss:-)))))))))))((((*I*

11:53am Mark:

Finding a picture of Chelsea Handler with her top on, that's the trick.

11:54am Nick from Indy:

Can Vladimir Putin see Snuffaluffagus anymore?

11:54am adrian in mpls:

thanks Ken!

11:55am ∯ (:

The show's over but the AFTER PARTY continues here !!

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/58574?dm=1418830840

Bring your own booze!
Free entry before Dec 31sth
Dress code: Barechest Putin.

11:56am P-90:

@still b/p: I believe that's an upcoming Marathon Premium ("WFMU Пожертвование Награда")

11:57am oks:

Ken, Thank you!!

11:57am ∯ (:

Thank you, Ken! Enthrilling music, mesmerizing gifferies, over the top commenting. Till next episode peoples! See you in the after party!

11:58am P-90:

@still b/p:gotta pledge big to get it framed, though

11:58am MD:

THAT ROCKED HAPPY HOLIDAZE TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NITE!!!

11:59am d¢ pät:

just dropping in to say: "Goodbye!"

11:59am bobdoesthings:

www.youtube.com...

12:00pm P-90:

@still b/p: pledge big enough and Chelsea will deliver it herself "by hand"

12:02pm ∯ (:

Wait people! Comeback! dc pat just arrived!

Restart the show! Restart commenting. post some gifs and play some Xmas music!

5:48pm Dmitriy:

What's the name of the song at -7:00
Where they sing "Magic in her eyes"
Can't find it on Google. Help!