WFMU: Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from December 18, 2014

Listener comments!
	8:01pm sinner: Hope I get more posts than last week. Jeesh.
	8:01pm P-90: It's the return of Sinner's Crossroads Comments!
	8:02pm DeaconDave: Hey I'm up for posting!!!
	8:04pm sinner: I was board op-ing a screening of the premiere of Downton Abbey Season 5 at work and it ran late.
	8:05pm DeaconDave: There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door." Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen." Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"
	8:05pm V Priceless: Evenin' sinner, all !
	8:05pm sinner: DD changed the part in his hair!
	8:07pm chris: Good evening, sinners.
	8:07pm sinner: Hey, hey V Priceless.
	8:07pm P-90: @Brother Nutt: Just glad to hear you weren't board-opping a screening of "The Interview." Now THAT could get hairy.
	8:07pm chris: That would put the fear of God into anyone, Deacon Dave.
	8:07pm DeaconDave: The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King James Version, to her only grandchild. Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both about the family members whose births and deaths were recorded therein, and about various aspects of the Scriptures themselves. Her grandmother was endeavoring to answer all the child's questions in terms she could understand, but the one that stopped her cold was this sincere inquiry: "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? Was it the Virgin Mary, or the King James virgin?"
	8:09pm sinner: Hi Chris! Hi P-90! "Is it Safe?" HAHAHAHAHA.
	8:10pm DeaconDave: A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy. "Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle." The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across." The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation. "Wow!" exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"
	8:11pm DeaconDave: I certainly hope I am not being annoying.
	8:12pm sinner: Dave--Stop it. Or I will snatch all the hair off your head.
	8:13pm DeaconDave: Good luck with that!
	8:15pm DeaconDave: my father wasn't even born when this came out
	8:16pm DeaconDave: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Atheist?
	8:16pm JakeGould: Sinner, the sky is clear.
	8:16pm sinner: Dave--Our Father has always been with us. No blasphemy on the board. That's where I draw the line.
	8:17pm Marcel M: YO! Sounding good.
	8:17pm sinner: Hey JG. Thanks. Hey, hey, Marcel, Marcel.
	8:19pm DeaconDave: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Atheist?
	8:20pm sinner: What?
	8:21pm DeaconDave: someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason
	8:21pm DeaconDave: tee hee
	8:22pm common: good thursday kevin and all
	8:23pm JakeGould: Welcome common!
	8:23pm sinner: The shorter the joke the funnier. HEY, Common!
	8:25pm DeaconDave: God won't ask what kind of car you drove. He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
	8:26pm jon: hi kevin and all. love that martha jackson
	8:26pm JakeGould: The grain of a mustard seed.
	8:26pm DeaconDave: God won't ask the square footage of your house. He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
	8:27pm DeaconDave: God won't ask what your highest salary was. He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
	8:27pm JakeGould: I want something with mustard on it.
	8:28pm sinner: I just lit a "Stops Deacon Dave From Over Posting" candle.
	8:29pm sinner: JG--I just now slopped a mustard based BBQ sauce over a mess o' sliced PORK.
	8:29pm DeaconDave: Sorry Kevin I cannot help myself
	8:30pm chris: oh shoot, y'all are making me hungry now!
	8:31pm DeaconDave: God and Satan In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Haagen Das Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said: 'You want hot fudge with that?' And Man said: 'Yes!' And Woman said: 'I'll have one too ...with sprinkles.' And lo they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 14. So God said: 'Try my fresh green garden salad.' And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said: 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep-fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the .99 pence double cheeseburger. Then Satan said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied: 'Yes! And super size ' em!' And Satan said: 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest. God sighed...and created quadruple by-pass surgery. And then...Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service...............
	8:31pm Cooh John: 'evening all. Blessings and salutations all around.
	8:31pm DeaconDave: I'm outta here!
	8:32pm chris: As a man of no faith (love the idea, just never worked on me), I really appreciate the aphorisms, Deacon Dave. Good stuff. The best of any religion is teaching us to live right and make the best of our short life here on this planet.
	8:33pm sinner: Look! There! There!! It's Cooh John!
	8:35pm jon: yes!
	8:37pm sinner: OK. OK, Dave. Don't leave. I even played some Blind Boys. C'mon back my hairless buddy.
	8:40pm Cooh John: Hallelujah!
	8:41pm jon: the yes was for the blind boys and not for dave leaving btw
	👋 8:41pm duke: Sneaking into a back bench
	8:43pm sinner: I hear you, jon. @Duke: Church ladies want to speak with you after the service.
	8:50pm Lonely Planet Boy: took a few minutes for the laptop to get up, which is why this post is after the fact, but was that an electric sitar on My Testimony? Sounded like one. Love those things. Showing my age.
	8:50pm chris: Thanks for sharing these beautiful tunes with us each week, Brother Kevin. As a bonus, I always think of my dad, who loved to sing and harmonize, and who left this world too soon. I am forever grateful to you for your show.
	8:52pm sinner: No sitar. No. Just a guitar. Thank you, Chris. My father always listens to my show....but he can't sing, bless his heart.
	8:53pm Lonely Planet Boy: still a great tune, thanks!
	8:56pm sinner: See y'all and be safe! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.
	8:56pm P-90: Thanks, Brother Nutt! Excellent show, once again. Next year I'll be prepared when "Copy & Paste Corny Bible Jokes Night" rolls around.
	👋 8:56pm duke: Thanks Mr Sinner
	8:59pm jon: goodnight kevin and other sinners
	1:55pm raregospel.com: Amazing Mentholiers and Grace Gospel Singers cuts stand out in a class by themselves. Pure soulful joy. KN, please give me a call when you can... raregospel.com

Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from December 18, 2014

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Artist	Track	Label	Year	Approx. start time
Silver Quintette	Sinner's Crossroads	VJ	1956	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Amazing Mentholiers	Race To Run "Race To Run" by "Amazing Mentholiers"	Mason	1961	0:07:38 (Pop-up)
Spiritual Interns	He Walks With Me	Jewel	1968	0:08:23 (Pop-up)

Senior Chapel Quartette	Lonesome Road	Vocalion	1929	0:10:44 (Pop-up)
Spartanburg Famous Four	How Can You Talk About Other People	Decca	1928	0:12:36 (Pop-up)
Smith Jubilee Singers	Remember Me	Modern	1948	0:15:25 (Pop-up)
Willie Mae Ford Smith	Call Him By His Name	Apollo	1950	0:18:34 (Pop-up)
Martha Jackson	If You Just Keep Still	Apollo	1952	0:20:51 (Pop-up)
Grace Gospel Singers	Don't Let It Be Said Too Late	Holiday	1957	0:24:55 (Pop-up)
Harmonizing Four	Jesus Is A Friend	Gotham	1952	0:27:59 (Pop-up)

Five Blind Boys of Alabama	Oh Lord Stand By Me	Specialty	1952	0:34:15 (Pop-up)
Bright Stars	What The Future Holds For Me	Plaid	1959	0:38:00 (Pop-up)
Union Gospel Singers	When The Saints Go Marching In	Staff	c.1970	0:40:33 (Pop-up)
Florida Spiritualaires	My Testimony	HSE	c.1975	0:42:53 (Pop-up)
Meditation Singers	I Love My Jesus	Jewel	c.1971	0:46:40 (Pop-up)
Pilgrim Jubilee Singers	We Need Prayer	Nashboro	1979	0:48:52 (Pop-up)

Clara Ward	When We All Get To Heaven	Nashboro	c.1970	0:56:26 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:01pm sinner: Hope I get more posts than last week. Jeesh.
	8:01pm P-90: It's the return of Sinner's Crossroads Comments!
	8:02pm DeaconDave: Hey I'm up for posting!!!
	8:04pm sinner: I was board op-ing a screening of the premiere of Downton Abbey Season 5 at work and it ran late.
	8:05pm DeaconDave: There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door." Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen." Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"
	8:05pm V Priceless: Evenin' sinner, all !
	8:05pm sinner: DD changed the part in his hair!
	8:07pm chris: Good evening, sinners.
	8:07pm sinner: Hey, hey V Priceless.
	8:07pm P-90: @Brother Nutt: Just glad to hear you weren't board-opping a screening of "The Interview." Now THAT could get hairy.
	8:07pm chris: That would put the fear of God into anyone, Deacon Dave.
	8:07pm DeaconDave: The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King James Version, to her only grandchild. Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both about the family members whose births and deaths were recorded therein, and about various aspects of the Scriptures themselves. Her grandmother was endeavoring to answer all the child's questions in terms she could understand, but the one that stopped her cold was this sincere inquiry: "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? Was it the Virgin Mary, or the King James virgin?"
	8:09pm sinner: Hi Chris! Hi P-90! "Is it Safe?" HAHAHAHAHA.
	8:10pm DeaconDave: A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy. "Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle." The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across." The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation. "Wow!" exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"
	8:11pm DeaconDave: I certainly hope I am not being annoying.
	8:12pm sinner: Dave--Stop it. Or I will snatch all the hair off your head.
	8:13pm DeaconDave: Good luck with that!
	8:15pm DeaconDave: my father wasn't even born when this came out
	8:16pm DeaconDave: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Atheist?
	8:16pm JakeGould: Sinner, the sky is clear.
	8:16pm sinner: Dave--Our Father has always been with us. No blasphemy on the board. That's where I draw the line.
	8:17pm Marcel M: YO! Sounding good.
	8:17pm sinner: Hey JG. Thanks. Hey, hey, Marcel, Marcel.
	8:19pm DeaconDave: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Atheist?
	8:20pm sinner: What?
	8:21pm DeaconDave: someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason
	8:21pm DeaconDave: tee hee
	8:22pm common: good thursday kevin and all
	8:23pm JakeGould: Welcome common!
	8:23pm sinner: The shorter the joke the funnier. HEY, Common!
	8:25pm DeaconDave: God won't ask what kind of car you drove. He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
	8:26pm jon: hi kevin and all. love that martha jackson
	8:26pm JakeGould: The grain of a mustard seed.
	8:26pm DeaconDave: God won't ask the square footage of your house. He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
	8:27pm DeaconDave: God won't ask what your highest salary was. He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
	8:27pm JakeGould: I want something with mustard on it.
	8:28pm sinner: I just lit a "Stops Deacon Dave From Over Posting" candle.
	8:29pm sinner: JG--I just now slopped a mustard based BBQ sauce over a mess o' sliced PORK.
	8:29pm DeaconDave: Sorry Kevin I cannot help myself
	8:30pm chris: oh shoot, y'all are making me hungry now!
	8:31pm DeaconDave: God and Satan In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Haagen Das Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said: 'You want hot fudge with that?' And Man said: 'Yes!' And Woman said: 'I'll have one too ...with sprinkles.' And lo they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 14. So God said: 'Try my fresh green garden salad.' And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said: 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep-fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the .99 pence double cheeseburger. Then Satan said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied: 'Yes! And super size ' em!' And Satan said: 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest. God sighed...and created quadruple by-pass surgery. And then...Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service...............
	8:31pm Cooh John: 'evening all. Blessings and salutations all around.
	8:31pm DeaconDave: I'm outta here!
	8:32pm chris: As a man of no faith (love the idea, just never worked on me), I really appreciate the aphorisms, Deacon Dave. Good stuff. The best of any religion is teaching us to live right and make the best of our short life here on this planet.
	8:33pm sinner: Look! There! There!! It's Cooh John!
	8:35pm jon: yes!
	8:37pm sinner: OK. OK, Dave. Don't leave. I even played some Blind Boys. C'mon back my hairless buddy.
	8:40pm Cooh John: Hallelujah!
	8:41pm jon: the yes was for the blind boys and not for dave leaving btw
	👋 8:41pm duke: Sneaking into a back bench
	8:43pm sinner: I hear you, jon. @Duke: Church ladies want to speak with you after the service.
	8:50pm Lonely Planet Boy: took a few minutes for the laptop to get up, which is why this post is after the fact, but was that an electric sitar on My Testimony? Sounded like one. Love those things. Showing my age.
	8:50pm chris: Thanks for sharing these beautiful tunes with us each week, Brother Kevin. As a bonus, I always think of my dad, who loved to sing and harmonize, and who left this world too soon. I am forever grateful to you for your show.
	8:52pm sinner: No sitar. No. Just a guitar. Thank you, Chris. My father always listens to my show....but he can't sing, bless his heart.
	8:53pm Lonely Planet Boy: still a great tune, thanks!
	8:56pm sinner: See y'all and be safe! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.
	8:56pm P-90: Thanks, Brother Nutt! Excellent show, once again. Next year I'll be prepared when "Copy & Paste Corny Bible Jokes Night" rolls around.
	👋 8:56pm duke: Thanks Mr Sinner
	8:59pm jon: goodnight kevin and other sinners
	1:55pm raregospel.com: Amazing Mentholiers and Grace Gospel Singers cuts stand out in a class by themselves. Pure soulful joy. KN, please give me a call when you can... raregospel.com

Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from December 18, 2014

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