WFMU: Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from January 3, 2015

Listener comments!
	12/31 7:56pm P-90: Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!
	1/2 12:13am neil: word to thee new year.<i thought books were where sounds went after they fall out ov thee mouth>like songs without notes, or what's a word without letters?..?..? watching thee shadows grow from little seeds ov darkness. tabula rasa profunditas.<color added later>thee message is thee medium, as u dj stashu don't need to write songs, but u create an aesthetic ov sound to be enjoyed<or ignored>by others. a sonic librarian...now everyone open ur books<ears>and read<listen> silence? thee show has not started...
	1/2 2:02am neil: after some silent meditation i revise my earlier <books were where sounds went after they fall out ov thee mouth>to: books are where ideas go after they fall out ov our brains.
	6:51pm SeanG: Once upon a time...
	7:12pm P-90: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair...
	9:03pm P-90: Translation for neil: it was thee <best of times>. it was thee <worst of times>. it was thee <age of wisdom>. it was thee <age of foolishness>. it was thee <epoch of belief>. it was thee <epoch of incredulity>. it was thee <season of light>. it was thee <season of darkness> it was thee <spring of hope> it was thee <winter of despair>............<!!!
	10:29pm P-90: Książka ta poświęcona jest Przedwiecznych: Pan obrzydliwości, Humwawa, którego twarz jest masa wnętrzności, którego oddech jest smród odchodów i perfumy śmierci, Dark Angel wszystkim, że przenika i zaczyna szwankować, Pana Rozkładu , Lord of the Future, który jeździ na szepcząc wiatr z południa, a Pazuzu, Pan gorączki i Plagi, Dark Angel Czterech Wiatrów z gnijących genitalia, z którego wyje przez zaostrzonych zębów dotkniętych miastach powyżej, a Kutulu, Wąż, który śpi nie może być wezwany, a... -William S. Burroughs, "Dedicatory Invocation"
	12:10am Scott Williams: The Grandmother didn't want to go to Pennsylvania...
	12:12am neil: c<h>a<r>l<e>s <d>i<c>k<e>n<s>? or was it hulk hogan? <i always confuse those two><...>word. anyone remember burroughs nova oven in professional wrestling? <jean-paul sartre nascar racer>existential motor oil<?>what did plato eat for breakfast? earlier career as a food critic...<thee shadow ov breakfast>
	12:21am neil: snickerdoodles<thee cookie>
	12:45am Billy Jam: don't know bout you but I'm not reading this even as I write this is comment to a radio show on the Internet, not text to a book, not a magazine or a magazine show, and certainly not a novel but a novel title for radio show by Stashu to dance to, you know like double you eff em you know this playlist is still being updated like an edited novel............
	1:21am neil: dissolving into coffee
	2:11am neil: & p-90 though i cannot read ur quotation <from cities ov thee red night?> i wonder is pan the translated word ov ancient god or is pan used as a with<or multi>? i assume its being used as a name as u use caps.<which i avoid><caps><and names>especially used in calling upon gods...or used with magick to control oneself.<thee number 23> dangerous territory indeed.
	3:02am the Canterbury wood-elf: Good morning DJ Stashu, neil, P-90 and all. It's 8a.m. in Canterbury but I've just had a rare night of insomnia so I'm in the DWM,S zone this week...
	3:08am Chris: It's not a full social media blitz until you have an 8 or 16 bit artwork mashup of the show for your Tumblr.
	3:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: "In a film crew there are two kinds of best boy: best boy electric and best boy grip" apparently
	3:10am is_potato: Ahhh, three AM. What is this, static? Oh, tape!
	3:11am neil: e-i-e-i-o hello. everyone new year<good> stories about mustard?<mayo> is anyone else writing all this down? spelling tape tttttttttttttthhhhhh
	3:11am is_potato: "Air can hurt you, too."
	3:12am is_potato: Cellotape.
	3:13am the Canterbury wood-elf: i'd better put down my cup of hot tea if this going to make me shake it (ouch)
	3:14am is_potato: I miss Professor Dum-Dum and his yelling because it would, you know, startle one awake.
	3:14am Bubby: It's a-me, Bubbio
	3:16am is_potato: This is great, but it makes me miss my N64.
	3:20am Chris: The book of me would be a counter-intuitive instructional book, and part cautionary tale punctuated by excessively detailed flowcharts and diagrams showing exactly how bad decisions were made.
	3:21am is_potato: I want to hear him sing about making a Pizzarama Universe salad which would be a half-head of lettuce and 4 tomato wedges.
	3:21am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato I agree! But i'm starting to warm to the gentle absurdism of the new transitions with Mr. Hazelton.
	3:22am the Canterbury wood-elf: Anyone remember "Choose Your Own Adventure" books with multiple branching story universes?
	3:22am neil: is this part gluten free?<thee glutes are free> thumpa-thump!!!
	3:23am is_potato: @the Canterbury wood-elf. Most certainly do. Most of the ones I read were based on Dungeons and Dragons.
	3:24am neil: & elf yes on adventure books<somewhere in a box>
	3:25am is_potato: Has anyone read Lynda Barry's "What It Is"? That's what I think a book of me would be like. That's what I'd want it to be like.
	3:25am neil: &potato its pronounced d&d.
	3:26am is_potato: Oh, I wonder if DJ Stashu will play the Jem Theme!
	3:26am is_potato: Maybe the Freezepop version!
	3:28am is_potato: Very good, Neil. 2 points for Gryffindor.
	3:31am coelacanth: uh...
	3:31am DJ Stashu: WHAT will DJ STAHU DO NEXT?!?!?! A T.V. SHOW???
	3:31am the Canterbury wood-elf: What would the D&D alignment of this show be? Chaotic good, presumably?
	3:32am DJ Stashu: WOW HERBIE... 1973
	3:32am DJ Stashu: WOW
	3:35am coelacanth: P-90...light?
	3:36am the Canterbury wood-elf: @DJS i second that WOW. Nice surprise to hear some early 70s fusion Herbie (rather than the 80's electro "Rockit" which would be more predictable for the show)
	3:38am Matt ww: Grooooovin'
	3:38am DJ Stashu: OOPS
	3:39am Rob W: Ooh - I like Hostaria Disco Dance - will have to appropriate that one for my show sometime, thanks DJ Stashu!
	3:39am is_potato: I think of this show would be Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies.
	3:40am Chris: It's Chaotic Good with +2 Playlists.
	3:41am neil: that's about right potato. depends if a spell was cast...<sometimes angry>
	3:41am is_potato: Hmmm. Let me reconsider. Ok, DJ Stashu did play Brian Eno's "True Wheel" FIVE TIMES in one show.
	3:42am DJ Stashu: That was a GOOD DAY
	3:42am is_potato: Yes, it was!
	3:43am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato That was the first time I tuned in. Couldn't believe my ears and haven't missed a single show since!
	3:43am Matt ww: I request true wheel to be played 7 times
	3:44am is_potato: @Canterbury Elf. Me, too!
	3:44am is_potato: It is best not to task DJ Stashu as she meditates in her aerie.
	3:46am is_potato: We must be content in the knowledge that when she spins her tracks, our crops will prosper, our children will be healthy, and Atlantis still has nice beaches for the discerning traveler.
	3:49am Matt ww: 6 more times!
	3:49am the Canterbury wood-elf: Yay!!!
	3:49am is_potato: Hee-hee!
	3:50am Chris: Everyone stay still. The comments are impacting the show. We're rippling across onto the airwaves!
	3:50am coelacanth: i'm going to settle in.
	3:51am neil: notice the comment clock is different then my clock. am i in a time warp?<pretty sure>
	3:51am DJ Stashu: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
	3:51am is_potato: The secret is the buzzy noise at the start.
	3:52am Chris: Temporal chronologistics are my jam.
	3:52am coelacanth: that's cheating.
	3:52am neil: 2 minutes behind...<i was in thee future in thee past>
	3:53am is_potato: Like in Stereolab's, uh, Motoroller Scalatron?
	3:53am is_potato: Ding ding!
	3:54am coelacanth: so's that.
	3:54am is_potato: .... heeeeerrrreeee wwweeee goooooooo.....
	3:56am Matt ww: I lost count
	3:56am Chris: It's like I'm having a series of microblackouts where I wake up in a different part of the same song. It's high school all over again!
	3:56am coelacanth: there's a tarsier behind this monkey business.
	3:56am is_potato: ...we are the modern lovers (and we miss Jonathan Richman! Come back to us, come back to us!)
	3:56am Wynford Eagle: this jumping all over the place - hello from dorset
	3:57am is_potato: My certain ratio is not to be found under carpets.
	3:58am is_potato: If I had an office chair, I would spin around in it while listening to this.
	3:59am Chris: The timeline can't sustain multitracks since the Great 8 Track Incident. Which may have yet to happen, based on our current unstuck-itude.
	4:00am is_potato: Evan "Funk" Davies only plays "Devastator" every 6 months. Todd-o-phonic Todd only played "Promises" once a week.
	4:01am neil: hahaha<sound ov boat rowing>thee boat wheel.<be thee river>flowing...<converging>
	4:01am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato I'm in an office chair right now, so I did a spin on your behalf...
	4:02am is_potato: Yay!
	4:03am Chris: Brian Eno is going to get the biggest royalty check this week!
	4:04am neil: or is it three one hours...
	4:05am is_potato: Ok, three is a magic number, so twice that, plus one, which is the loneliest number.
	4:06am is_potato: The show needs to be animated by Klasky-Csupo.
	4:06am is_potato: And Andrea Romano would be the voice director.
	4:06am neil: all thee time in the world to read, but thee books have no words.<aaarrrrgggghhhh>
	4:07am Chris: Satoshi Kon would have loved to adapt this into an animated show.
	4:08am is_potato: RIIIIIP Satoshi Kon.
	4:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: @DJS Smell-o-Radio: You could distribute scratch'n'sniff cards to your listeners, and then announce numbers at various points in the show....
	4:12am is_potato: Enoz Thgiliwt.
	4:13am coelacanth: odorama.
	4:13am is_potato: Aliens love earth music. They've been listening since we began broadcasting in the early 20th century.
	4:15am neil: there's frank again. aliens on the fire escape<smoking> thee pleasure ov monotony.
	4:16am coelacanth: brian on the brain.
	4:16am is_potato: TV's Frank, from MST3K.
	4:17am neil: hahaha haunted tp...<ghosts ov poos past>
	4:20am is_potato: Well, what is the ghostly poo's unfinished business that keeps them from going on to Where Poo Is Eternally Blessed?
	4:21am neil: what killed thee video star?
	4:22am is_potato: Discipline killed the video star.
	4:22am Chris: Can't comment. Continuing The True Wheel.
	👻 4:23am Ken From Hyde Park: Novelty killed the video star.
	4:23am is_potato: Turn it up loud.
	4:24am is_potato: let's get it understood... we are the final diners
	4:24am coelacanth: .....déjá vu killed the ratio star.
	4:25am is_potato: and the wait staff is playing the same song over and over really loud as a hint for us to leave... but (haha) we LOVE the song.
	4:26am is_potato: Being left underneath the carpet killed the ratio star.
	4:27am Offaldrome: Well, this joke sure isn't getting old...
	4:27am is_potato: Not at 4:27 a.m. it isn't!
	4:27am Chris: It's not old, it's True.
	4:28am the Canterbury wood-elf: @coelacanth Dividing by zero killed the ratio star. It's official.
	4:29am is_potato: What gets old really fast? Avocados. I swear, it's like they turn black as soon as you cut them open.
	4:30am Chris: If you play loops of True Wheel, it syncs up with almost all major war documentaries.
	4:30am is_potato: @thee Canterbury wood-elf. Excellent! TEN points for Gryffindor!
	4:30am neil: thee regurgitator. chew-it-up spit-it-out. being able to choose thee video<youtube>& cutting the artist out ov thee money equation...no payoa for you. selling thee standardized product.<thee modern avocado culture>
	4:30am Offaldrome: I never thought I'd consider an Eno song the musical equivalent of an avocado.
	4:31am is_potato: Mmmm, Eno with tomato, garlic, onion, cilantro.
	4:31am coelacanth: ow. ...except it would be ..
	4:31am coelacanth: god,avocadoes...
	4:32am neil: guaca-culture?
	4:32am coelacanth: SLUGFUCKERS!!!
	4:33am is_potato: Another Green Condiment.
	4:34am coelacanth: ...i'm giving up on having a band,now that the only good name is taken.
	4:34am is_potato: You could do like Slugfuckers UK
	4:35am is_potato: Or Parkay Slugfuckers. Or Slugfuckers Quartz.
	4:36am coelacanth: [sigh...] ...oh..kayy...
	4:36am neil: quarts is nice
	4:36am is_potato: f-f-f-fading-g-g-g.
	4:37am is_potato: Don't think I'm gonna make it, guys.
	4:37am DJ Stashu: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	4:37am Offaldrome: True Wheel Slugfuckers
	4:38am is_potato: Leave me behind. Save yourselves! I'm getting the math problems on the comment submit button wrong. And it's basic addition!
	4:38am Chris: Man I keep hearing new things with the continuing loop of True Wheel!
	4:39am coelacanth: is_potato you've been slyly entertaining.
	4:39am is_potato: I know, right? Like little chipmunk voices.
	4:40am coelacanth: i, myself, well... i'm drunk,therefore i am.
	4:41am Offaldrome: Here we go again.
	4:42am is_potato: You know, there's a song that has the chorus "like the ceiling can't hold us." But I thought it said "like the coelacanth told us" when I first heard it.
	4:42am Chris: It's like a runner's high going on in my ear.
	4:42am is_potato: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh here we goooo
	4:42am neil: running in terror.
	4:43am Matt ww: This is the best day of my life
	4:43am is_potato: I think this would be a great song to make out to. Kissing, frenching maybe, at most.
	4:43am DJ Stashu: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
	4:44am is_potato: A snogging song.
	4:44am coelacanth: -create a "profile", then you wont have to answer any difficult math questions. ...(and there'll be be no checkpoint to stop you making asinine comments!...)
	4:44am DJ Stashu: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
	4:44am Offaldrome: I wonder how many avocados have gone bad in the time we've been listening to this song.
	4:45am neil: ha
	4:45am Chris: It's a song to rapidly vacate a place you're not supposed to be at.
	4:45am coelacanth: i'm nearly positive i've made-out with this song on...240 years ago,i think it was.
	4:46am neil: caller.<not even wearing a shirt>
	4:46am Offaldrome: Every caller should start singing True Wheel.
	4:46am coelacanth: oh,those poor avocados. i'm sad now.
	4:46am Chris: THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE PHONE!
	4:47am DJ Stashu: PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	4:48am is_potato: But who is phone?
	4:48am neil: or pants...sans culotts.
	4:48am coelacanth: callers aren't what they used to be.
	4:48am is_potato: Ok, I created an account, but it still makes me do arithmetic.
	4:49am Chris: Nothing good calls at 4am.
	4:50am coelacanth: hello,is this Stanley?
	4:50am neil: phones from thee grave. that was a twilight zone...
	4:51am coelacanth: mr.pot. maybe it only happens after you re-boot?
	4:51am Offaldrome: I just tweeted WFMU's phone number to Eno. I hope he's up.
	4:51am DJ Stashu: Wawawawawa
	4:52am DJ Stashu: Call me, ENO!!!!!!!!
	4:52am coelacanth: (Eno's here with me.)
	4:52am DJ Stashu: I want Brian Eno to call me. PLEASE
	4:52am coelacanth: (...he's busy.)
	4:53am neil: hello caller you are on thee err...<human>
	4:53am DJ Stashu: Next week Brian Eno will call me
	4:53am the Canterbury wood-elf: "coelacanth" is almost an anagram for "Eno calleth" ...and yes, he's always busy.
	4:54am coelacanth: !!!
	4:54am DJ Stashu: Eddie Vedder ain't busy
	4:55am neil: thought you were waiting for taylor swift to call.<that was thee psychic show>
	4:55am coelacanth: Eddie says he'll call you in 20 minutes.
	4:56am coelacanth: Taylor's not busy. ...hold on...
	4:59am coelacanth: okay,Taylor's busy...she'll call you in 20 minutes.
	4:59am neil: also stashu, what happened to thee backgrounds in your archived shows. it seems to be missing. you had some real neat backgrounds.<thematic>zones!!!
	5:00am neil: eno third uncle...
	5:01am the Canterbury wood-elf: @neil I think that's the result of broken image links. A shame (there were some classics). Might be restorable for future generations if someone did a bit of digging in the Internet Archive (you can find the image links in the HTML code).
	5:01am coelacanth: i got jettisoned on my head once. does that count?
	5:01am neil: trevor horn. toot toot
	5:02am Prashanth: do imaginary pickup trucks count?
	5:04am neil: invisible ink
	5:05am the Canterbury wood-elf: Wow, just imagine the planet populated by 6 billion DJ Stashu's...
	5:05am neil: stores?
	5:06am Offaldrome: I once saw Eno in a Dollar General.
	5:06am Prashanth: FlugSuckers would be better
	5:07am neil: yeah i interrupted that interview...<once upon a time>
	5:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: Australia's big. Mutliple time zones.
	5:08am Prashanth: Here in Germany its 11 am
	5:09am neil: ooohhhh times around thee world.
	5:09am Offaldrome: I wish Eno would call in and tell us what time it is where he's at.
	5:10am Offaldrome: Does Eno experience time? Or does he exist in a void?
	5:10am coelacanth: it's still 2014 in my apartment.
	5:11am neil: weather is soo boring. all time all thee time!!!
	5:12am Offaldrome: If Eno can stop time, why didn't he stop his hair from falling out?
	5:12am neil: did dinosaurs have phones? was it all solar clocks?
	5:12am coelacanth: he always had a love-hate relationship with his hair.
	5:13am thee Canterbury wood-elf: There's an amazing YouTube clip of Eno's "Big Ship" slowed down 800%. Almost as if he wrote it that way. Maybe he exists in 1/8 speed relative to the rest of us (the secret of his prolific creativity).
	5:13am Offaldrome: Did dinosaurs have Eno?
	5:14am coelacanth: GREAT song!...best version!
	5:15am coelacanth: wood elf, i positively will check that out!
	5:15am neil: sunny bono clocks. after he lost his cher...
	5:15am DJ Stashu: Time babies?!
	5:16am DJ Stashu: Check out time babies. Debut on YouTube Feb 17th.
	5:17am coelacanth: it's 5.22 am, sat,dec. 34th here.
	5:18am neil: thee umbilical vortex?
	5:18am neil: 4:20 here
	5:19am the Canterbury wood-elf: (always 4:20 here)
	5:20am neil: perhaps it has something to do with thee curvature ov thee earth???<ha>
	5:21am the Canterbury wood-elf: @neil or thee spacetime continuum
	5:24am neil: mirksday 170:90.2 halfsies...part brown. looks like sparkles tomorrow...furpsday.
	5:25am DJ Stashu: You have strange calendars!
	5:27am Matt ww: Eddie Vedder presents Time Babies the Musical
	5:28am neil: i blame caesar.<salad>not living by a dead guys rules.<happy flarp>
	5:30am neil: enochian calls. io pan!!!
	5:31am the Canterbury wood-elf: i've been appreciating the gradual diversification of this show over the months, but also kind of longing for this kind of ultra-cheesy pumping dance-pop (never thought i'd say that!)
	5:34am coelacanth: i'm all for not living by a time table based on a pretend birthday of someone who may or may not have existed; but what do we keep track by? (aside from the obvious- solstice,equinox,moon phases; day/night...) What about a work week?
	5:41am neil: time would be better if it were respected by all and not used for personal gain. ever hang out with a social vampire?<time sucker>listen to thee trees & thee clouds they know whats up! humankind has abused our time. forgetting our relationship with true nature...
	5:43am the Canterbury wood-elf: Homogeneous, linear "objective" time, taken for granted as part of the "correct" view of reality is an incredibly recent invention in the history of humanity (and a profoundly weird one, compared to all previous/alternate views).
	5:45am neil: thee terminal march ov civilization. gotta be first...<winner>forcing all others in thee imaginary race to be losers...unnatural selection.
	5:46am neil: stung by thee glory bee...
	5:47am coelacanth: oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh here we go. ...especially considering that humans have not evolved morally or pragmatically in all this time.
	5:48am the Canterbury wood-elf: We're all getting uncharacteristically deep on the board this week : ) DJ Stashu's selections are stimulating our brains in new and interesting ways...
	5:49am neil: yup the morals have not caught up with thee technology.<power mongers>
	5:49am coelacanth: no one should pay attention to youtube.
	5:50am coelacanth: okay.ciao. Thank you ms Stashu. ciao,primates.
	5:54am neil: i do research quite a bit during thee show. i mean i looked up quartz on wikki. why would i do that otherwise? dj stashu expanding minds through dance. i came to dance and then i learned some stuff...thanks stashu. take care...
	5:55am neil: like a bad m&m...
	5:57am neil: peanut...
	5:59am neil: exploding babies!!!
	5:59am the Canterbury wood-elf: Thanks DJ Stashu and Matt. Great show, you've made me very happy...

Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from January 3, 2015

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January 3, 2015: Your Life Is Not A Novel
Good thing you realized that your life is not a book. It isn't one. You may emphasize things and not mention other things in a book. Your life is all the details. This is why your ACTUAL LIFE is not a novel. A novel is a novel. If you were to write about your life, what would the book be like? What would you name the chapters? Would you change names? Why are you reading this? This is a radio show. This is the internet. Not a book. Or a novel.

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Format	Approx. start time
Super Mario-Extravaganza	"Super Mario-Extravaganza"				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Zom Zoms	Pizzarama Universe "Pizzarama Universe" by "Zom Zoms"	Yellow Rainbow	Business Deal	CD	0:19:05 (Pop-up)
Rainbow-brite o rama	"Rainbow-brite o rama"				0:22:24 (Pop-up)
Herbie Hancock	Rain Dance "Rain Dance" by "Herbie Hancock"	Sextant	LEGACY		0:25:34 (Pop-up)
Mushroom's Patience	Hostaria Disco Dance				0:34:34 (Pop-up)
Transllusion	Do You Want To Get Down?				0:37:49 (Pop-up)
Tetris-o-rama	"Tetris-o-rama"				0:43:31 (Pop-up)
Brian Eno	The True Wheel x7 "The True Wheel x7" by "Brian Eno"				0:49:01 (Pop-up)

Bruce Woolley	Video Killed the Radio Star				1:17:08 (Pop-up)
Brian Eno	The True Wheel Continued				1:20:05 (Pop-up)
Carmen	"Carmen"				1:27:40 (Pop-up)
Slugfuckers	Deaf Disco "Deaf Disco" by "Slugfuckers"				1:30:33 (Pop-up)
Loituma Happy Hardcore	Ignalina Mix				1:36:55 (Pop-up)
Calls	"Calls"				1:45:35 (Pop-up)
Eddie Vedder Remix	"Eddie Vedder Remix"				1:50:22 (Pop-up)

Terry Reid	Bang Bang "Bang Bang" by "Terry Reid"				2:13:31 (Pop-up)
Barnt	Cherry Red "Cherry Red" by "Barnt"	Magazine 13			2:17:48 (Pop-up)
Dune	Million Miles From Home "Million Miles From Home" by "Dune"				2:29:07 (Pop-up)
Aaron Dilloway	Seizure 1 "Seizure 1" by "Aaron Dilloway"	Boggs Vol. 2			2:33:07 (Pop-up)
Five Iron Frenzy	Dark & Stormy Night Dance				2:43:08 (Pop-up)
Zom Zoms	Strange Floating Woolen Jaw				2:46:31 (Pop-up)

Francoise Hardy	Suzanne "Suzanne" by "Francoise Hardy"				2:59:35 (Pop-up)

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	12/31 7:56pm P-90: Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!
	1/2 12:13am neil: word to thee new year.<i thought books were where sounds went after they fall out ov thee mouth>like songs without notes, or what's a word without letters?..?..? watching thee shadows grow from little seeds ov darkness. tabula rasa profunditas.<color added later>thee message is thee medium, as u dj stashu don't need to write songs, but u create an aesthetic ov sound to be enjoyed<or ignored>by others. a sonic librarian...now everyone open ur books<ears>and read<listen> silence? thee show has not started...
	1/2 2:02am neil: after some silent meditation i revise my earlier <books were where sounds went after they fall out ov thee mouth>to: books are where ideas go after they fall out ov our brains.
	6:51pm SeanG: Once upon a time...
	7:12pm P-90: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair...
	9:03pm P-90: Translation for neil: it was thee <best of times>. it was thee <worst of times>. it was thee <age of wisdom>. it was thee <age of foolishness>. it was thee <epoch of belief>. it was thee <epoch of incredulity>. it was thee <season of light>. it was thee <season of darkness> it was thee <spring of hope> it was thee <winter of despair>............<!!!
	10:29pm P-90: Książka ta poświęcona jest Przedwiecznych: Pan obrzydliwości, Humwawa, którego twarz jest masa wnętrzności, którego oddech jest smród odchodów i perfumy śmierci, Dark Angel wszystkim, że przenika i zaczyna szwankować, Pana Rozkładu , Lord of the Future, który jeździ na szepcząc wiatr z południa, a Pazuzu, Pan gorączki i Plagi, Dark Angel Czterech Wiatrów z gnijących genitalia, z którego wyje przez zaostrzonych zębów dotkniętych miastach powyżej, a Kutulu, Wąż, który śpi nie może być wezwany, a... -William S. Burroughs, "Dedicatory Invocation"
	12:10am Scott Williams: The Grandmother didn't want to go to Pennsylvania...
	12:12am neil: c<h>a<r>l<e>s <d>i<c>k<e>n<s>? or was it hulk hogan? <i always confuse those two><...>word. anyone remember burroughs nova oven in professional wrestling? <jean-paul sartre nascar racer>existential motor oil<?>what did plato eat for breakfast? earlier career as a food critic...<thee shadow ov breakfast>
	12:21am neil: snickerdoodles<thee cookie>
	12:45am Billy Jam: don't know bout you but I'm not reading this even as I write this is comment to a radio show on the Internet, not text to a book, not a magazine or a magazine show, and certainly not a novel but a novel title for radio show by Stashu to dance to, you know like double you eff em you know this playlist is still being updated like an edited novel............
	1:21am neil: dissolving into coffee
	2:11am neil: & p-90 though i cannot read ur quotation <from cities ov thee red night?> i wonder is pan the translated word ov ancient god or is pan used as a with<or multi>? i assume its being used as a name as u use caps.<which i avoid><caps><and names>especially used in calling upon gods...or used with magick to control oneself.<thee number 23> dangerous territory indeed.
	3:02am the Canterbury wood-elf: Good morning DJ Stashu, neil, P-90 and all. It's 8a.m. in Canterbury but I've just had a rare night of insomnia so I'm in the DWM,S zone this week...
	3:08am Chris: It's not a full social media blitz until you have an 8 or 16 bit artwork mashup of the show for your Tumblr.
	3:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: "In a film crew there are two kinds of best boy: best boy electric and best boy grip" apparently
	3:10am is_potato: Ahhh, three AM. What is this, static? Oh, tape!
	3:11am neil: e-i-e-i-o hello. everyone new year<good> stories about mustard?<mayo> is anyone else writing all this down? spelling tape tttttttttttttthhhhhh
	3:11am is_potato: "Air can hurt you, too."
	3:12am is_potato: Cellotape.
	3:13am the Canterbury wood-elf: i'd better put down my cup of hot tea if this going to make me shake it (ouch)
	3:14am is_potato: I miss Professor Dum-Dum and his yelling because it would, you know, startle one awake.
	3:14am Bubby: It's a-me, Bubbio
	3:16am is_potato: This is great, but it makes me miss my N64.
	3:20am Chris: The book of me would be a counter-intuitive instructional book, and part cautionary tale punctuated by excessively detailed flowcharts and diagrams showing exactly how bad decisions were made.
	3:21am is_potato: I want to hear him sing about making a Pizzarama Universe salad which would be a half-head of lettuce and 4 tomato wedges.
	3:21am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato I agree! But i'm starting to warm to the gentle absurdism of the new transitions with Mr. Hazelton.
	3:22am the Canterbury wood-elf: Anyone remember "Choose Your Own Adventure" books with multiple branching story universes?
	3:22am neil: is this part gluten free?<thee glutes are free> thumpa-thump!!!
	3:23am is_potato: @the Canterbury wood-elf. Most certainly do. Most of the ones I read were based on Dungeons and Dragons.
	3:24am neil: & elf yes on adventure books<somewhere in a box>
	3:25am is_potato: Has anyone read Lynda Barry's "What It Is"? That's what I think a book of me would be like. That's what I'd want it to be like.
	3:25am neil: &potato its pronounced d&d.
	3:26am is_potato: Oh, I wonder if DJ Stashu will play the Jem Theme!
	3:26am is_potato: Maybe the Freezepop version!
	3:28am is_potato: Very good, Neil. 2 points for Gryffindor.
	3:31am coelacanth: uh...
	3:31am DJ Stashu: WHAT will DJ STAHU DO NEXT?!?!?! A T.V. SHOW???
	3:31am the Canterbury wood-elf: What would the D&D alignment of this show be? Chaotic good, presumably?
	3:32am DJ Stashu: WOW HERBIE... 1973
	3:32am DJ Stashu: WOW
	3:35am coelacanth: P-90...light?
	3:36am the Canterbury wood-elf: @DJS i second that WOW. Nice surprise to hear some early 70s fusion Herbie (rather than the 80's electro "Rockit" which would be more predictable for the show)
	3:38am Matt ww: Grooooovin'
	3:38am DJ Stashu: OOPS
	3:39am Rob W: Ooh - I like Hostaria Disco Dance - will have to appropriate that one for my show sometime, thanks DJ Stashu!
	3:39am is_potato: I think of this show would be Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies.
	3:40am Chris: It's Chaotic Good with +2 Playlists.
	3:41am neil: that's about right potato. depends if a spell was cast...<sometimes angry>
	3:41am is_potato: Hmmm. Let me reconsider. Ok, DJ Stashu did play Brian Eno's "True Wheel" FIVE TIMES in one show.
	3:42am DJ Stashu: That was a GOOD DAY
	3:42am is_potato: Yes, it was!
	3:43am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato That was the first time I tuned in. Couldn't believe my ears and haven't missed a single show since!
	3:43am Matt ww: I request true wheel to be played 7 times
	3:44am is_potato: @Canterbury Elf. Me, too!
	3:44am is_potato: It is best not to task DJ Stashu as she meditates in her aerie.
	3:46am is_potato: We must be content in the knowledge that when she spins her tracks, our crops will prosper, our children will be healthy, and Atlantis still has nice beaches for the discerning traveler.
	3:49am Matt ww: 6 more times!
	3:49am the Canterbury wood-elf: Yay!!!
	3:49am is_potato: Hee-hee!
	3:50am Chris: Everyone stay still. The comments are impacting the show. We're rippling across onto the airwaves!
	3:50am coelacanth: i'm going to settle in.
	3:51am neil: notice the comment clock is different then my clock. am i in a time warp?<pretty sure>
	3:51am DJ Stashu: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
	3:51am is_potato: The secret is the buzzy noise at the start.
	3:52am Chris: Temporal chronologistics are my jam.
	3:52am coelacanth: that's cheating.
	3:52am neil: 2 minutes behind...<i was in thee future in thee past>
	3:53am is_potato: Like in Stereolab's, uh, Motoroller Scalatron?
	3:53am is_potato: Ding ding!
	3:54am coelacanth: so's that.
	3:54am is_potato: .... heeeeerrrreeee wwweeee goooooooo.....
	3:56am Matt ww: I lost count
	3:56am Chris: It's like I'm having a series of microblackouts where I wake up in a different part of the same song. It's high school all over again!
	3:56am coelacanth: there's a tarsier behind this monkey business.
	3:56am is_potato: ...we are the modern lovers (and we miss Jonathan Richman! Come back to us, come back to us!)
	3:56am Wynford Eagle: this jumping all over the place - hello from dorset
	3:57am is_potato: My certain ratio is not to be found under carpets.
	3:58am is_potato: If I had an office chair, I would spin around in it while listening to this.
	3:59am Chris: The timeline can't sustain multitracks since the Great 8 Track Incident. Which may have yet to happen, based on our current unstuck-itude.
	4:00am is_potato: Evan "Funk" Davies only plays "Devastator" every 6 months. Todd-o-phonic Todd only played "Promises" once a week.
	4:01am neil: hahaha<sound ov boat rowing>thee boat wheel.<be thee river>flowing...<converging>
	4:01am the Canterbury wood-elf: @is_potato I'm in an office chair right now, so I did a spin on your behalf...
	4:02am is_potato: Yay!
	4:03am Chris: Brian Eno is going to get the biggest royalty check this week!
	4:04am neil: or is it three one hours...
	4:05am is_potato: Ok, three is a magic number, so twice that, plus one, which is the loneliest number.
	4:06am is_potato: The show needs to be animated by Klasky-Csupo.
	4:06am is_potato: And Andrea Romano would be the voice director.
	4:06am neil: all thee time in the world to read, but thee books have no words.<aaarrrrgggghhhh>
	4:07am Chris: Satoshi Kon would have loved to adapt this into an animated show.
	4:08am is_potato: RIIIIIP Satoshi Kon.
	4:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: @DJS Smell-o-Radio: You could distribute scratch'n'sniff cards to your listeners, and then announce numbers at various points in the show....
	4:12am is_potato: Enoz Thgiliwt.
	4:13am coelacanth: odorama.
	4:13am is_potato: Aliens love earth music. They've been listening since we began broadcasting in the early 20th century.
	4:15am neil: there's frank again. aliens on the fire escape<smoking> thee pleasure ov monotony.
	4:16am coelacanth: brian on the brain.
	4:16am is_potato: TV's Frank, from MST3K.
	4:17am neil: hahaha haunted tp...<ghosts ov poos past>
	4:20am is_potato: Well, what is the ghostly poo's unfinished business that keeps them from going on to Where Poo Is Eternally Blessed?
	4:21am neil: what killed thee video star?
	4:22am is_potato: Discipline killed the video star.
	4:22am Chris: Can't comment. Continuing The True Wheel.
	👻 4:23am Ken From Hyde Park: Novelty killed the video star.
	4:23am is_potato: Turn it up loud.
	4:24am is_potato: let's get it understood... we are the final diners
	4:24am coelacanth: .....déjá vu killed the ratio star.
	4:25am is_potato: and the wait staff is playing the same song over and over really loud as a hint for us to leave... but (haha) we LOVE the song.
	4:26am is_potato: Being left underneath the carpet killed the ratio star.
	4:27am Offaldrome: Well, this joke sure isn't getting old...
	4:27am is_potato: Not at 4:27 a.m. it isn't!
	4:27am Chris: It's not old, it's True.
	4:28am the Canterbury wood-elf: @coelacanth Dividing by zero killed the ratio star. It's official.
	4:29am is_potato: What gets old really fast? Avocados. I swear, it's like they turn black as soon as you cut them open.
	4:30am Chris: If you play loops of True Wheel, it syncs up with almost all major war documentaries.
	4:30am is_potato: @thee Canterbury wood-elf. Excellent! TEN points for Gryffindor!
	4:30am neil: thee regurgitator. chew-it-up spit-it-out. being able to choose thee video<youtube>& cutting the artist out ov thee money equation...no payoa for you. selling thee standardized product.<thee modern avocado culture>
	4:30am Offaldrome: I never thought I'd consider an Eno song the musical equivalent of an avocado.
	4:31am is_potato: Mmmm, Eno with tomato, garlic, onion, cilantro.
	4:31am coelacanth: ow. ...except it would be ..
	4:31am coelacanth: god,avocadoes...
	4:32am neil: guaca-culture?
	4:32am coelacanth: SLUGFUCKERS!!!
	4:33am is_potato: Another Green Condiment.
	4:34am coelacanth: ...i'm giving up on having a band,now that the only good name is taken.
	4:34am is_potato: You could do like Slugfuckers UK
	4:35am is_potato: Or Parkay Slugfuckers. Or Slugfuckers Quartz.
	4:36am coelacanth: [sigh...] ...oh..kayy...
	4:36am neil: quarts is nice
	4:36am is_potato: f-f-f-fading-g-g-g.
	4:37am is_potato: Don't think I'm gonna make it, guys.
	4:37am DJ Stashu: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	4:37am Offaldrome: True Wheel Slugfuckers
	4:38am is_potato: Leave me behind. Save yourselves! I'm getting the math problems on the comment submit button wrong. And it's basic addition!
	4:38am Chris: Man I keep hearing new things with the continuing loop of True Wheel!
	4:39am coelacanth: is_potato you've been slyly entertaining.
	4:39am is_potato: I know, right? Like little chipmunk voices.
	4:40am coelacanth: i, myself, well... i'm drunk,therefore i am.
	4:41am Offaldrome: Here we go again.
	4:42am is_potato: You know, there's a song that has the chorus "like the ceiling can't hold us." But I thought it said "like the coelacanth told us" when I first heard it.
	4:42am Chris: It's like a runner's high going on in my ear.
	4:42am is_potato: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh here we goooo
	4:42am neil: running in terror.
	4:43am Matt ww: This is the best day of my life
	4:43am is_potato: I think this would be a great song to make out to. Kissing, frenching maybe, at most.
	4:43am DJ Stashu: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
	4:44am is_potato: A snogging song.
	4:44am coelacanth: -create a "profile", then you wont have to answer any difficult math questions. ...(and there'll be be no checkpoint to stop you making asinine comments!...)
	4:44am DJ Stashu: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
	4:44am Offaldrome: I wonder how many avocados have gone bad in the time we've been listening to this song.
	4:45am neil: ha
	4:45am Chris: It's a song to rapidly vacate a place you're not supposed to be at.
	4:45am coelacanth: i'm nearly positive i've made-out with this song on...240 years ago,i think it was.
	4:46am neil: caller.<not even wearing a shirt>
	4:46am Offaldrome: Every caller should start singing True Wheel.
	4:46am coelacanth: oh,those poor avocados. i'm sad now.
	4:46am Chris: THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE PHONE!
	4:47am DJ Stashu: PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	4:48am is_potato: But who is phone?
	4:48am neil: or pants...sans culotts.
	4:48am coelacanth: callers aren't what they used to be.
	4:48am is_potato: Ok, I created an account, but it still makes me do arithmetic.
	4:49am Chris: Nothing good calls at 4am.
	4:50am coelacanth: hello,is this Stanley?
	4:50am neil: phones from thee grave. that was a twilight zone...
	4:51am coelacanth: mr.pot. maybe it only happens after you re-boot?
	4:51am Offaldrome: I just tweeted WFMU's phone number to Eno. I hope he's up.
	4:51am DJ Stashu: Wawawawawa
	4:52am DJ Stashu: Call me, ENO!!!!!!!!
	4:52am coelacanth: (Eno's here with me.)
	4:52am DJ Stashu: I want Brian Eno to call me. PLEASE
	4:52am coelacanth: (...he's busy.)
	4:53am neil: hello caller you are on thee err...<human>
	4:53am DJ Stashu: Next week Brian Eno will call me
	4:53am the Canterbury wood-elf: "coelacanth" is almost an anagram for "Eno calleth" ...and yes, he's always busy.
	4:54am coelacanth: !!!
	4:54am DJ Stashu: Eddie Vedder ain't busy
	4:55am neil: thought you were waiting for taylor swift to call.<that was thee psychic show>
	4:55am coelacanth: Eddie says he'll call you in 20 minutes.
	4:56am coelacanth: Taylor's not busy. ...hold on...
	4:59am coelacanth: okay,Taylor's busy...she'll call you in 20 minutes.
	4:59am neil: also stashu, what happened to thee backgrounds in your archived shows. it seems to be missing. you had some real neat backgrounds.<thematic>zones!!!
	5:00am neil: eno third uncle...
	5:01am the Canterbury wood-elf: @neil I think that's the result of broken image links. A shame (there were some classics). Might be restorable for future generations if someone did a bit of digging in the Internet Archive (you can find the image links in the HTML code).
	5:01am coelacanth: i got jettisoned on my head once. does that count?
	5:01am neil: trevor horn. toot toot
	5:02am Prashanth: do imaginary pickup trucks count?
	5:04am neil: invisible ink
	5:05am the Canterbury wood-elf: Wow, just imagine the planet populated by 6 billion DJ Stashu's...
	5:05am neil: stores?
	5:06am Offaldrome: I once saw Eno in a Dollar General.
	5:06am Prashanth: FlugSuckers would be better
	5:07am neil: yeah i interrupted that interview...<once upon a time>
	5:08am the Canterbury wood-elf: Australia's big. Mutliple time zones.
	5:08am Prashanth: Here in Germany its 11 am
	5:09am neil: ooohhhh times around thee world.
	5:09am Offaldrome: I wish Eno would call in and tell us what time it is where he's at.
	5:10am Offaldrome: Does Eno experience time? Or does he exist in a void?
	5:10am coelacanth: it's still 2014 in my apartment.
	5:11am neil: weather is soo boring. all time all thee time!!!
	5:12am Offaldrome: If Eno can stop time, why didn't he stop his hair from falling out?
	5:12am neil: did dinosaurs have phones? was it all solar clocks?
	5:12am coelacanth: he always had a love-hate relationship with his hair.
	5:13am thee Canterbury wood-elf: There's an amazing YouTube clip of Eno's "Big Ship" slowed down 800%. Almost as if he wrote it that way. Maybe he exists in 1/8 speed relative to the rest of us (the secret of his prolific creativity).
	5:13am Offaldrome: Did dinosaurs have Eno?
	5:14am coelacanth: GREAT song!...best version!
	5:15am coelacanth: wood elf, i positively will check that out!
	5:15am neil: sunny bono clocks. after he lost his cher...
	5:15am DJ Stashu: Time babies?!
	5:16am DJ Stashu: Check out time babies. Debut on YouTube Feb 17th.
	5:17am coelacanth: it's 5.22 am, sat,dec. 34th here.
	5:18am neil: thee umbilical vortex?
	5:18am neil: 4:20 here
	5:19am the Canterbury wood-elf: (always 4:20 here)
	5:20am neil: perhaps it has something to do with thee curvature ov thee earth???<ha>
	5:21am the Canterbury wood-elf: @neil or thee spacetime continuum
	5:24am neil: mirksday 170:90.2 halfsies...part brown. looks like sparkles tomorrow...furpsday.
	5:25am DJ Stashu: You have strange calendars!
	5:27am Matt ww: Eddie Vedder presents Time Babies the Musical
	5:28am neil: i blame caesar.<salad>not living by a dead guys rules.<happy flarp>
	5:30am neil: enochian calls. io pan!!!
	5:31am the Canterbury wood-elf: i've been appreciating the gradual diversification of this show over the months, but also kind of longing for this kind of ultra-cheesy pumping dance-pop (never thought i'd say that!)
	5:34am coelacanth: i'm all for not living by a time table based on a pretend birthday of someone who may or may not have existed; but what do we keep track by? (aside from the obvious- solstice,equinox,moon phases; day/night...) What about a work week?
	5:41am neil: time would be better if it were respected by all and not used for personal gain. ever hang out with a social vampire?<time sucker>listen to thee trees & thee clouds they know whats up! humankind has abused our time. forgetting our relationship with true nature...
	5:43am the Canterbury wood-elf: Homogeneous, linear "objective" time, taken for granted as part of the "correct" view of reality is an incredibly recent invention in the history of humanity (and a profoundly weird one, compared to all previous/alternate views).
	5:45am neil: thee terminal march ov civilization. gotta be first...<winner>forcing all others in thee imaginary race to be losers...unnatural selection.
	5:46am neil: stung by thee glory bee...
	5:47am coelacanth: oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh here we go. ...especially considering that humans have not evolved morally or pragmatically in all this time.
	5:48am the Canterbury wood-elf: We're all getting uncharacteristically deep on the board this week : ) DJ Stashu's selections are stimulating our brains in new and interesting ways...
	5:49am neil: yup the morals have not caught up with thee technology.<power mongers>
	5:49am coelacanth: no one should pay attention to youtube.
	5:50am coelacanth: okay.ciao. Thank you ms Stashu. ciao,primates.
	5:54am neil: i do research quite a bit during thee show. i mean i looked up quartz on wikki. why would i do that otherwise? dj stashu expanding minds through dance. i came to dance and then i learned some stuff...thanks stashu. take care...
	5:55am neil: like a bad m&m...
	5:57am neil: peanut...
	5:59am neil: exploding babies!!!
	5:59am the Canterbury wood-elf: Thanks DJ Stashu and Matt. Great show, you've made me very happy...

Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from January 3, 2015

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