Marathon 2015 Week One, with Chris M: Pledge Now!: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

Keep on rockin' in the freeform!

♥ 6:10am Ken:

Hey Ken from HP! You beat me to it! Morning!

♥ 6:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi, Ken (and other Kens and non-Kens). I'm visiting my web sites and such before getting kids ready for school. Going out to look for the space station passing overhead in a couple minutes. Good luck with Chris M today on your show!

♥ 6:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

Listener dale informed me about this spotthestation.nasa.gov... Can't see it when it's cloudy, though, like it is this morning.

♥ 6:37am Ken:

I thought I saw it, then I realized it was a floater in my eye.

♥ 6:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

Nothing like reclining on a grassy hillside on a warm summer's afternoon, staring into the sky and playing a game of "Space Object or Floater"!

7:37am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Happy marathon, Kens!

8:40am cory:

according to the tracking site your cookies are at the post office.

♥ 8:44am Marcel M:

Morning Ken and friends. I am looking forward to this union of Ken and Chris.

Is it just me, or are owls kind of like cats?

8:57am cory:

screw it. i'll bite. how are owls kind of like cats, Marcel?

♥ 9:00am common:

owlcats

♥ 9:00am Marcel M:

I donno... They way they move their eyes and look all confused by the world. They also sometimes appear smart but are actually quite dumb, like cats. Also cute.

♥ 9:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

Here we go!

♥ 9:01am Marcel M:

They way they move their heads a bit too. But, I could just be crraazyee

9:02am cory:

well, that's one nail hit on the head. squarely.

9:02am Chris M.:

let's do this ladies and gentlemen: 1-800-989-9368

♥ 9:03am MD:

The young ..Sexy IG!!!

♥ 9:03am Marcel M:

Glad you agree Cory! haha.

Oh man...I'm gonna want a lot of these prizes..

9:04am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Cats fly too:
http://media.giphy.com/media/haUC5mTTbCgmc/giphy.gif

♥ 9:04am Caryn:

Hello all!

♥ 9:04am Caryn:

Cats and owls both hunt and eat small rodents.

♥ 9:06am Caryn:

And regurgitate furry balls. (The owls' ones are just called pellets rather than hairballs.)

9:06am People Like Us:

Good morning and afternoon

♥ 9:06am Marcel M:

FOFO: Hehe.. love those slowed down cat gifs

@Caryn: Ah! More similarities!

9:06am cory:

i'm not stoned enough for this

♥ 9:07am common:

baby animal made its way into my dreams last eve, ken.

♥ 9:08am Caryn:

They're both nocturnal and been associated with the forces of darkness.

♥ 9:08am Marcel M:

Make it happen cory!

9:08am cory:

how do i ask my cat if he is an owl?

♥ 9:08am Sem Chumbo:

Good morning, Ken, and Ken Show Marathoners.

♥ 9:09am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Wow! Wish I had more to give. That velvet Iggy would look great over my bricked over fireplace.

9:09am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

My cat thinks is an owl that thinks its a cat.

♥ 9:09am Caryn:

@cory: don't ask, just get an X-ray of his head. Owls have very asymmetrical earholes.

9:10am Owl:

Meow

9:11am Cat:

Hoot

9:11am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Meowl?

♥ 9:13am Asheville Jon:

good morning people

♥ 9:15am Marcel M:

@Cory: He/she will just look back at you knowingly. And then... you will... KNOW!

♥ 9:15am Caryn:

The tawny owl's call of "twit twoo" is famous, consisting of a call (usually by a female, but sometimes a male) of "twit" answered by a male with a "twoo". The amount of dumb jokes about owl wives calling their husbands "twit" and the husband going, "t-who?" is staggering.

9:15am Cecile:

Hola

♥ 9:19am Marcel M:

She drinks like a cat!

♥ 9:20am SeanG:

EISBAER!

♥ 9:20am Caryn:

That is a jammin' cow.

♥ 9:21am Webhamster Henry:

Nice custom gifs today, Ken! GOT GOATS?

♥ 9:21am Marcel M:

Freaking love the guitar on this

9:22am cory:

is it vinyl?

9:23am Cecile:

Those ornithologists - outrageous!

♥ 9:24am Velvet "Iggy" Chumbo:

So, a nocturnal bovine which can fly and swivel it's head 200 degrees is called a cowl, right?

♥ 9:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Anyone else's college team make the NCAA tournament? Well, there's a reason to pledge.

♥ 9:25am Andrew Waterloo:

why is that St. Bernard wearing a T-shirt?

♥ 9:26am Caryn:

Wouldn't it be great if the t-shirt was a WFMU one?

9:26am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Wait...Why no one told me the show had already started?

Damn you, daylight time saving!

9:27am gweeder:

The cow's dancing is synced with the song.

♥ 9:27am Caryn:

The cow seems to be doing the charleston.

9:29am Cecile:

Mine is saltpetre

9:29am ?:

My safe word is Holy shit that hurts, stop for Chrissake!

♥ 9:30am Marcel M:

Haha.. still rockin' that Earth name, Gweeder?

9:30am Shushushu:

Who put the raisin in fundraisin? They're yummy.

9:30am gweeder:

Yeah, Marcel. Figured I'd keep it through the fund drive.

♥ 9:30am Marcel M:

Nice

9:32am gweeder:

Man, I'm looking around for things I can sell to afford the Iggy painting!

♥ 9:32am MD:

Iggy before all the EXTRA FLESH!!!!

9:32am gweeder:

I don't have enough plasma, sadly.

9:33am cory:

will the card allow access to the "Tobacco Smoking Only" area behind the dumpster?

♥ 9:33am Caryn:

Gweeder inspired me to switch avatar pics for the Marathon. Goodbye, intellectual fly! Come on, people, pledge and get a golden ticket!

♥ 9:37am Caryn:

Today's gif theme seems to be pets, pledging and pizza. Nice.

9:38am Brendan:

Hi Ken,
Sorry for the re-tardiness. I was in a meeting of sorts. If its ok Im gonna swing by with a truck full of money. It gets kinda complicated after that - I'll have to leave immediately and there may be sirens and guns but just unload it and park the empty truck in front of Andy's house. Gotta run ... (ETA 15 or 20 mins) Love you guys.

9:39am gweeder:

Caryn inspired me to add a new avatar to my earth name. Sadly, my avatar doesn't move, but it stares intensely!

♥ 9:40am Caryn:

And that's how you take the initiative. Well done, Brendan.

9:41am cory:

my avatar is very interested and terrified

♥ 9:41am Ken:

Thanks for the line Shushushu!

♥ 9:41am Caryn:

@gweeder: soon, your avatar will inspire a new discussion on how pelicans and hamsters are the same. I'll start: they can store large amounts of food in their mouths.

♥ 9:42am Marcel M:

I am shall see hookworms in BK in April.

♥ 9:42am Caryn:

That's a fine-looking owl in your avatar, cory.

9:42am Okasa:

Good morning. Here is a recent tweet from MST3K's Joel Hodgson… "We don't laugh at puns. It may sound as if we're laughing, however it is not a laugh -- it is actually despair, that is shaped like a laugh."

♥ 9:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

A show not yet seen or heard on VH-1: One Note Wonders.

9:43am gweeder:

@Caryn: and they are both terrifying when viewed up close.

9:43am sphere:

both pelicans and hamsters can fly, given the right circumstances. morning all.

♥ 9:45am Caryn:

While many pet owners will get a hamster ball, the pelican ball is only for the very rich and eccentric ornithophiles.

9:46am bobdoesthings:

good morning marathon

9:46am bobdoesthings:

made it in time for white punks on dope college band style.

9:47am Dan B From Upstate:

white marching bands on dope is one of the best talk-over songs on the station.

9:47am gweeder:

They are both rather smelly in captivity, at least I imagine this is true of pelicans.

♥ 9:48am Marcel M:

YO YO MA!

9:48am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

ow.

♥ 9:49am Caryn:

They can both stick their bills up their asses. Oh wait, that's what pelicans and the IRS have in common...

9:50am robin:

as you are playing LSJUMB in the background, must tell you they have a new TREE mascot! and she is going by the name TREEYONCE.

♥ 9:51am Caryn:

That's it, Ken. You have to get a Treeyonce gif for a future show.

9:51am Linda:

Can you tell me how to find the awesome marching band music that you play in the background???

9:52am Linda:

Can you tell me how to get the awesome marching band music that you play in the background???

♥ 9:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

A TV channel not watched by WFMU listeners: VH-1.

9:53am Linda:

Sorry didn't mean to post twice!

9:54am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Linda,

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E_zVaGY-xM

Linda,
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E_zVaGY-xM

9:54am Kevlicki:

Freeform isn't free!

9:54am map:

christening a new debit card with this pledge.
thanks guys!

9:54am Kevlicki:

Pony up!

9:54am sphere:

A FMU DJ played a clip from VH-1 yesterday. :)

9:56am cory:

and it was awesome

♥ 9:56am Mike Noble:

Please note my safe word (from the pledge I just made) involves a physical object... since sometimes you can't speak your safeword...

♥ 9:58am Marcel M:

Thats a good point Mike. Something might be in ones mouth when they have to scream out their safe word.

♥ 9:59am common:

yay! slow crazy horses!

♥ 10:01am Mike Noble:

@Marcel M: that's why it's good to have a novelty air horn in your hand. or maybe just a ball you can drop.

♥ 10:01am amanda c:

YESSS!!

10:01am PKNY:

Osmonds @ 33 is more evil than supposed backward-masked Judas Priest or Zep tracks, any day of the week.

And did they rip off the basic groove from Parliament's "Red Hot Mamma"?

10:01am bobdoesthings:

How does one smoke up the whole sky?

♥ 10:01am Mike Noble:

@Marcel M: or maybe a talking doll that starts crying when you drop it to the ground.

♥ 10:01am Marcel M:

@Mike Noble: Yes, I imagine an air horn would be QUITE effective.

♥ 10:02am Polyus:

Oh man, seeing this performed on the Donny & Marie show left quite an impression on my young mind.

10:02am Chris M.:

be selfless and caring like Knuckles: please PLEDGE NOW!

♥ 10:02am chad from oregon:

My only reliable safe word:Osmonds. Always works.

♥ 10:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

Joke's on that guy. Most of what WFMU broadcasts cannot legally be called music.

10:03am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Isn't there a live version of this song that was done at the FMU studios?

10:04am Cecile:

KNUCKLE!

♥ 10:04am Caryn:

@Mike Noble & Marcel M: I was thinking of the types of signs Bugs Bunny would hold up.

i.imgur.com...

10:04am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Where's Cheri Pi shouting

KILLDOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

?

10:05am Parq:

ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Indeed there was, at the last finale to be performed in the main studio. The singer was Bill Mac, who killed it.

♥ 10:05am Marcel M:

@Caryn: Haha!

10:05am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Knuckles The Dog (Who Pledges, People!)

10:06am Dan B From Upstate:

I'm still not sure why an assassin is trying to kill a blind an palsy-ed boy, but Knuckles did his job. What a very good dog.

♥ 10:08am Caryn:

@Dan B: maybe the assassin was a nazi? They didn't care for the imperfect.

10:08am Parq:

ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: www.flickr.com...

10:08am Parq:

Dan B, I always wondered about that, too.

10:09am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@Thanks Parq! I remember seeing a video of that performance, with a black velvet painting of a pit bull behind him. Knuckles the pit bull extraordinaire.

♥ 10:09am Caryn:

Also, you can be blind and all palsy-ed, but still be a dick and piss people off to the extent of having a hit put out on you.

10:09am kostanza:

Month hall archives on vimeo, baby!

10:10am Cheri Pi:

DAMNIT I MISSED KNUCKLES!

10:11am βrian:

Raising Jonathan ...

♥ 10:11am Caryn:

We were wondering where you were, CP!

10:11am kostanza:

vimeo.com...

10:11am Shushu:

You know I have to give commenter MONEYBAG$ credit for the line! :)

10:11am βrian:

Recording with the microphone off is a particular technical challenge.

♥ 10:12am kuba:

oh oh sounds like i'm developing ken-syndrome, too. recognize those symptoms.

♥ 10:13am PMD:

This is why I should not listen to the marathon. Ken - I believe I adopted you dammit! But you make me laugh regularly. [a tear comes to my eye] And I know Klam thanks to you. The greatest gift of all.

10:13am Cheri Pi:

haha, thanks Caryn!

10:13am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Cheri Pi,

Don't worry. I shouted KILLDOOZEEEERRR!!!!!!

when the song was being played on your behalf.

10:14am βrian:

Cheri Pi is a philanthropic power house.

♥ 10:14am PMD:

And I would like to change my safe word to Ken.

♥ 10:14am Caryn:

@Cheri Pi: Just look at ٥ߓ٥ߓ ('s 10:04 comment!

10:15am βrian:

Safe word: "Topinambour."

♥ 10:16am Caryn:

Safe word: crepuscular.

10:16am Cheri Pi:

ahhh NICE!

10:16am Okasa:

Safe word: "Hoagy Carmichael"

♥ 10:17am Marcel M:

Back then, people called him Figgy or sometimes, Fittigy

♥ 10:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Shushu - Thanks for the emails yesterday.

♥ 10:19am Caryn:

Hmm, maybe I should change my safe word to Engelbert Humperdinck? Then, I could wave an album of his if I was gagged. But that would require that I get one of his albums... Naah, screw that.

10:20am glenn:

hmmmm. i'm learning stuff about caryn.

10:20am Cecile:

Ken, are you gonna play Sandwiches?

♥ 10:21am Marcel M:

Playing all the hits!

10:23am βrian:

There's always the safe phrase, such as:
Seraphic sister Sarafina scintillates suggestively on the sea shore.

10:23am bobdoesthings:

what @marcel said.

10:23am oks:

love it!

10:24am Losermom:

All my favorite music in one place! I wish I had a million dollars I would give every penny! Well, a lot of it.

♥ 10:24am Asheville Jon:

my safe word is "MORE". perhaps i should reconsider that?

10:24am the glowing one:

oh no oh oh

10:25am Blinda:

No Tears. I hear it every time I turn on WFMU. My safe word is apple pie.

10:26am Cecile:

Jon, yeah maybe change it to Thanks! Or something like thst

♥ 10:28am Asheville Jon:

thanks Cecile. I might do that!

♥ 10:31am Caryn:

@Asheville Jon: other possibilities - "yes", "ouch", "ooh", or a recitation of the complete works of Pablo Neruda. Those should all pose absolutely no problems.

10:32am d¢ pät:

Oh MAN am I late..

10:32am d¢ pät:

<<-- it's looking pretty codey over there.

10:32am Cheri Pi:

DCP in dä house!

10:33am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

If i had a million dollars I'd spend it on a yatch, a private paradisaic island and a huge antennae to catch the WFMU signal. I can't think of another way of showing my solidarity to my favourite station.

10:33am d¢ pät:

PI!!!!

10:34am Blinda:

SALTPETRE FOR THE WIN

10:34am bobdoesthings:

@ken - Guido once disputed this and said no - in fact it is not "gee-doh" but is in fact actually "gwee-doh"

♥ 10:34am Asheville Jon:

Caryn: I've tried reciting War And Peace before, but there were some words i could not pronounce, so that prolonged it a little.

♥ 10:34am Marcel M:

He was talking about it yesterday on the boards Bob.

10:36am βrian:

"Sharing ads?" Like sharing herpes?

10:36am bobdoesthings:

@marcel .. - and did he confirm or deny it yesterday?

10:36am Kevlicki:

Ken, I was thinking the weather shouldn't be a hindrance, as long as we can get everyone to broadcast the marathon over every speaker in public,
It should be like a summer jam blasting thru car windows...
Imagine your turrets at high volume from a suburban with tinted windows

10:36am Cecile:

Dio!

10:36am Cecile:

Damn autocorrect
DCP

♥ 10:37am Caryn:

@bob: well, his avatar name is gweeder now, so you be the judge.

10:37am Cecile:

Thank you, It's the funniest record since the last Swans album

10:38am Cheri Pi:

LOL C$, have fun with that ;)

♥ 10:39am Marcel M:

@BOB: I thought he said it was how Ken usually pronounces it but I could have interpreted it wrong.

10:39am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Congratulations, Cecile! You were and will always be a winner in our hearts.

10:39am Cecile:

Aw fofo

10:40am d¢ pät:

CECILE! Congrats on the massive win. This new Faust is bitchin.

10:40am bobdoesthings:

@marcel - hah hmm..

♥ 10:41am Marcel M:

Faust is still so good!! When they played in BK the had a small cement mixer on stage with gravel in it.

10:41am bobdoesthings:

OK. I'm in the running for this new Faust!! did I mention my birthday was Monday? just saying.

10:41am βrian:

"Le nez dans les étoiles." As good a safe phrase as any.

♥ 10:41am Caryn:

Cecile's a winner! A winner whose autocorrect seems to reflect a love of the work of Ronnie James D.

♥ 10:41am Marcel M:

Twill be mine BOB!

10:42am bobdoesthings:

@marcel - you greedy greedy man.. didn't you already win somethign this show? me me me... all you ever think about.

♥ 10:42am SeanG:

woooohoooo

10:42am Dan B From Upstate:

All right, fofo. Here's your chance to guess when this song will end. Good luck!

10:43am Cecile:

I actually managed to get a Faust song on NPR song of the day, when they still had it, and I still wrote for them.

♥ 10:44am Marcel M:

@BOB: Not on this show no!

10:45am Cheri Pi:

Le Soir Tom Petty?

♥ 10:45am Guido from Cologne:

My teenage-band was named after a Faust-song (“Meadow Meal”).

10:45am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

People,

In this very special day I WILL correctly guess the exact moment the Vive La Fete's song ends.

I know I always say this but this time I have trained a lot. Watching the youtube video repeatedly.

Just wait and see.

10:45am bobdoesthings:

@marcel - oh my mistake.

♥ 10:45am Caryn:

My safe phrase will be "Mia kusenventurilo estas plena de angiloj."

10:46am Cecile:

www.npr.org...

10:46am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

This is when the song definitely ends!!!!

10:47am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Wait, I didn't mean to say that. THat was the autocorrect!!

10:47am d¢ pät:

JEEzus this song is great.

♥ 10:47am Caryn:

That anvil gif seems to prove that the guy playing French horn is a lot more aware of the composition as a whole than the bassoonist is.

10:47am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Here it ends!!!

10:47am Blinda:

There's still more song...

10:47am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Here it ends!!

10:48am Blinda:

Wait, there's still more song. Dear flying spaghetti monster in heaven I love this song.

10:48am Cecile:

yeah, I gotta get that Faust.

10:48am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

When I say here it ends...I mean. now!

♥ 10:48am Caryn:

@fofo: just say it's the stream delay. You're getting the end way faster than people on other streams are!

10:49am d¢ pät:

wow. what a tune. and it came clicky starred.

10:49am People Like Us:

Ken, can you do a whole show where you forewarn us of the loud and quiet parts of each song?

♥ 10:49am SeanG:

that song pops up in the movie "I killed my mother"

10:49am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Viva La Fete,

You might win this battle, but not the war.

See you next time. Be prepared...

♥ 10:49am Asheville Jon:

What time will Andy be soaked tonight?

10:50am Blinda:

MOMENTATEOUSLY

♥ 10:50am Mike Noble:

The Vive la Fete reminds me of this kid going Full Pterodactyl: vine.co...

10:50am BriJet:

Hi Ken and Chris M.! :)

10:50am Blinda:

ANDY GETTING SOAKED AT 6:15PM SHARP

♥ 10:50am Polyus:

Cecile, you used to write for CP as well, yes? I think we actually know some of the same people, namely the old Salamander/Skye Klad crowd.

♥ 10:51am Asheville Jon:

ok! i hope i can be here at that time. i have to take my daughter to the kid vet this afternoon

10:53am Blinda:

@Asheville Jon: is your kid vet anything like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbP3OsS195Q

♥ 10:55am Asheville Jon:

hahahahaha, not quite!

10:56am Cecile:

I sure did!!!

10:57am Cecile:

Dave from Salamander pops in on the comments board from time to time.

♥ 10:57am Caryn:

Yeah, his kid vet's jumpsuit is baby blue! Totally different.

10:58am d¢ pät:

SMKen, does Iggy come framed like that?

10:59am Cecile:

Kid vet!

11:00am Cecile:

I just stole that from you

11:01am People Like Us:

Flatpack Film Festival
flatpackfestival.org.uk

11:01am Blinda:

Plantation is a great safe word. Brings everything to a screeching halt.

11:02am Cecile:

Bad safe word is whip

11:02am Blinda:

NANCY GRACE brings everything to a screeching halt even faster.

11:02am bobdoesthings:

my safeword is Nancy Grace because the uttering of her name turns everyone of instantly. ..

♥ 11:02am AnAnonymousParty:

Worst safe word is 'more'.

11:02am oks:

Marcel you are my hero

♥ 11:02am Marcel M:

WOW!! That woke me up!!!

11:03am d¢ pät:

Yeah really, "Kid vet." My kids have all their shots though so won't get to use it much. Dangit! Where were you 10 years ago ASHVILLE JON!

11:03am Cecile:

Yeah that might be the winner

11:03am d¢ pät:

OK. That was the most insane scream Ken's ever uttered.

♥ 11:03am Marcel M:

FUCK do I have to donate again for Khlam.... DAMMIT!

11:03am bobdoesthings:

@blinda - exactly... life pro tip - want to cool some sexual tension.. mention Nancy Grace

♥ 11:03am Asheville Jon:

ok Cecile. when we first had kids, and previously only dogs, i could not remember the word 'pediatrician', so i called the kid's doctor the 'kid vet'

11:04am d¢ pät:

I got Khlam last year, and boy is it great.

11:04am Cecile:

That's still genius

11:05am People Like Us:

Ken broadcasting a WFMU Remote from Flatpack, Birmingham UK flatpackfestival.org.uk...

11:05am glenn:

donald trump. the perfect safe word[s]

♥ 11:05am Mark the Sardine:

Emergency testing should always be spoken over this song.

♥ 11:06am Marcel M:

I think I've memorized my credit card number.

11:07am groucho:

Morning

11:07am Cecile:

I won this CD last year

11:07am Smarty Marty:

Another bad safe word combo: "Hit it!"

11:09am Cecile:

Bad safe word: again?

♥ 11:09am AnAnonymousParty:

Is he bullriding that organ? Did that solo last the full 8 seconds?

11:09am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

For some reason I can't hear anything after Ken loudly shouted KHLAAAAAM!

11:10am βrian:

"Diebold?"

11:10am bobdoesthings:

wait who got Faust?

♥ 11:10am Asheville Jon:

looks like Bob Ross playing that organ

♥ 11:10am Marcel M:

A man named Andrew in the UK Bobby.

11:11am Slappy:

Khlam - good or bad safe word?

11:11am Groupie:

I was under that organ.

♥ 11:12am Caryn:

Nancy Grace definitely has the same effect on amorous intentions as Austin Powers' ""Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day" chant.

Although my personal choice would probably be John McCririck, if only I wouldn't be worried I might actually start vomiting. ( mully1.files.wordpress.com... )

11:13am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Spanish 101 - trivia

Did you know that Mississippi sounds like "I pissed myself" in Spanish?

♥ 11:14am Greg from Bloomfield:

GODDAMN

11:14am Ralphine:

Asheville Jon, I record reruns of The Joy of Painting every Tuesday and Thursday on my DVR. Yesterday's painting was called "Grandpa's Barn."

11:15am bobdoesthings:

If i donate AGAIN can I get two times in the running?!?! does it work this way?

♥ 11:15am Caryn:

"Grandpa's Barn" apparently got Bob so excited, he needed to go and dryhump an organ. Is he even wearing pants?

11:16am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

As a kid it was a joke to spell Mississippi really slow, because when you get to the end, you say "I pee pee" HA! Get it?

♥ 11:18am Caryn:

@jennique: What about the last i? Surely it should be "I pee. Pee I?"

11:19am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Too much giggling kept me from saying the last I.

♥ 11:19am Marcel M:

Mmmmm.... Milked Klham..

♥ 11:19am Asheville Jon:

ah Ralphine, that sounds great. some day i WILL own a Bob Ross Original.
now THAT would be a stellar pledge drive premium.

♥ 11:20am Caryn:

Did Bob Ross do any black velvet paintings?

11:21am Chandran:

One of my earliest memories is of spelling "mississippi" outloud as I sat in my dad's lap and read it in the newspaper he was reading. I think I was three or four... KEN ROCKS!!!!!!

♥ 11:21am Greg from Bloomfield:

"Is it like a paradiddle?"

♥ 11:21am Asheville Jon:

he did do black background paintings (if i recall correctly), but i don't think they were velvet

♥ 11:22am MD:

Khlam JUICE!!!! SO SWEET!!! PS...FOGHAT!!!

11:23am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

What?! Who hates Khlam?! I want names!!

11:24am bobdoesthings:

booooo not me!

♥ 11:26am Marcel M:

Khlam it well, winner.

Wish I could listen all day. Work time. Bye all.

♥ 11:27am chad from oregon:

Khlam! Yeah!

♥ 11:27am Asheville Jon:

fofo, khlam is so-so

11:28am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Ok, bobdoesthings.

I took you off my blacklist. Yes. I put everybody in the blacklist. I'm not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt,. We are talking about Khlam, people. This is a serious matter.

11:29am bobdoesthings:

:( didn't win khlam...oh well.. on the brightside.. Not on fofo's blacklist. I got that at least.

11:31am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

With Khlam you are either with us or against us. It is that simple.

P.S. We need to talk about Asheville Jon.

11:32am herb.nyc:

(1) safeword = BONANZA. it makes me think of WC FIELDS (2) WFMU is behind pace in its pledges?! i've mentioned before, but for past few years, i make a pledge & then write a chk for 101% of it. if you can, plz do so too. (wait, or did i make the chk out for 99%? )

11:32am Marie:

Is that picture of Monty Hall up in Monty Hall (and was that his real name)? My safe word is pamplemousse!

11:33am d¢ pät:

I could use that Soar Patrol cd and Monday is NOT my birthday...

11:34am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

PRINCE RAMA!!!!

My favourite lonely hippies!

♥ 11:34am Andrew Waterloo:

pamplemousse makes me laugh.

11:34am d¢ pät:

This is my new favorite tune.

11:34am Brendan:

Thank God the hot meat is here.

11:35am βrian:

Pamplemousse is a lovely word.

♥ 11:35am Greg from Bloomfield:

Sounds vaguely like it came from a South Park episode...

♥ 11:35am MD:

It's this classic that makes me an FMU LOVER!!!

11:35am popsicornia:

Pamplemousse: almost as funny as ananas.

11:36am d¢ pät:

I like atlatl

11:36am Marie:

Yes, I love that word. To me it is like the sound one hears when one gently smacks a ripe grapefruit....

♥ 11:36am MD:

Stop I am getting hungry!!! OH wait that's not my safe word!!!

♥ 11:37am Asheville Jon:

Khlam is better than 3 hours of bad bohemian crapsody covers

11:38am Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, man. Enchiladas are delicious.

11:38am d¢ pät:

yep. Guess I put my alias in the wrong field. Crap.

11:38am βrian:

Pamplemousses = fesses ?

11:39am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

I don't understand why people make such a fuss about this song being too erotic or sexually charged.

It is just a beautiful, candid and innocent song about picnicking with the family. People are reading too much into it.

11:40am d¢ pät:

FUCKING A. [thanks for taking my hint above ^^, <wink><wink>]

11:40am Marie:

fesses? Pamplemousse=grapefruit (in French).... You know, that song reminds me of many a family bbq...

11:41am Marc Francis:

Who was that covering White Boys On Dope? SO GOOD

11:41am βrian:

Façon de parler.

11:42am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Wow, this first dog barking sounds just like my old dog Murphy.

11:43am Dan B From Upstate:

The dogstep applies so well to this song. Maybe there should be another dogstep show in the future.

11:43am Marie:

my fesses n'est pas comme pamplemousse! This is my favorite mix EVER!

♥ 11:44am Mark the Sardine:

Bark bark bark

♥ 11:44am SeanG:

barra barra

11:45am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Liminanas rhymes with Enchiladas. Just saying.

11:48am Brendan:

Ken I created this for Knuckles
http://static.echonest.com/dogstep/go.html?trid=TRIJOPQ1422F2C801E

11:56am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

I predict the person that is going to win the Iggy Pop velvet painting is...

βrian

11:57am Cecile:

Ken lives his life as if he has no safe word

♥ 11:58am MD:

"have you ever made love on top af a velvet Iggy Pop
Painting???"

11:58am oks:

Ken i bet you have a cd burner, can you burn Khlam for all Khlam lovers pleassseee :)

11:58am Marie:

Cecile--I smell an ad slogan there...

11:58am Ralphine:

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter oooooh SHIT Clarence Carter

11:58am ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Brian is pronounced Ramon in Spanish..

And that's my last lesson for today's episode of Learning Spanish with ٥ߓ٥ߓ.

♥ 11:59am SeanG:

hahaha

11:59am bobdoesthings:

Thanks Ken and Chris M. great show!

♥ 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

Zats...almost made the goal. Maybe the Andy soaking tonight will rake in some good dollars.

12:01pm ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

Thanks, Ken! What a wonderful show. I especially liked the part before the very loud shot of KHLAAAAM and everything that followed it. Till next episode, people!

♥ 12:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Pamela!

12:02pm ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

If it wasn't for the stroking part, the Clearence Carter would be an innocent song too.

12:03pm ٥ߓ٥ߓ (:

P.s.
Thanks, Chris!

12:04pm Cecile:

Maria, maybe a t-shirt?