Marathon Fundraising Show with co-host Rex!: Music To Spazz By with Dave the Spazz

THE STOOGE	THE SONG
ERNEST TUBB WITH CHIMPANZEE	ET RAP
BLAZE FURY	GOWER GUITAR
DION AND THE BELMONTS	ROSALIE

SUPREMES FOUR	I LOST MY JOB
BIG JAY MCNEELY, VOCAL BY LITTLE SONNY WARNER	PSYCHO SERENADE

GARY "U.S." BONDS	KING KONG'S MONKEY

5678S	HARLEM SHUFFLE
LINK WRAY	HANG ON
LANCELOT LINK AND THE EVOLUTION REVOLUTION	BLIND DATE

THE VOLUMES	THE MONKEY HOP
THE IKETTES	FIND MY BABY
SAM ELWITT ORCHESTRA	IN ANOTHER LAND

JERRY LEE LEWIS	HIT THE ROAD JACK
THE SONICS	BUSYBODY
CHRIS MONTEZ	GO HEAD ON

LANCELOT LINK AND THE EVOLUTION REVOLUTION	EVOLUTION REVOLUTION
THE SHANGRI-LAS	WISHING WELL
BOBBY KING	THANKS MR. POSTMAN

YOUNG JESSE	OOCHIE COOCHIE
THE MUMMIES	STRONGER THAN DIRT
SANDY NELSON	LET THERE BE DRUMS
JAC & JAY	MONKEY'S UNCLE

LANCELOT LINK AND THE EVOLUTION REVOLUTION	SHA-LA-LA
LITTLE ESTHER PHILLIPS	MOJO HANNAH

THE MIGHTY HANNIBAL	SPUTNICK 69
THE MIGHTY HANNIBAL	LOVE IS FUNNY
IRVING GLUCK COMBO	IRVING GLUCK TWIST
THE MIGHTY HANNIBAL	I THINK WE'VE MET BEFORE

JOHNNY PAYCHECK	THE CAVE
UNKNOWN	I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT BOY
THE JAYHAWKS	STRANDED IN THE JUNGLE
LESTER ROBINSON	BRING IT HOME TO GRANDMA
NATHANIEL MAYER	I HAD A DREAM

JOHNNY BOND & RED RIVER VALLEY BOYS	ALL I COULD DO IS CRY
RON THOMPSON & HIS ROWDY GUITAR	SWITCHBLADE
THE ARTESIANS	TRICK BAG

Listener comments!

6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Time warp! Where is Clay at?

6:05pm Fuzzy:

Spazzin' out early, aren't we?

9:02pm Uncle Michael:

I'm so ready.

9:03pm V Priceless:

Woo Dave & Rex! This is gonna be epic! Evenin' all!

9:04pm pacific standard simon:

I'm a gonna do it! I'm a gonna do it!

9:05pm Caryn:

Hi all!

9:07pm Sophie:

Hey Dave and Rex !

9:07pm Dominick:

Got my bag of Poppycock!

9:07pm jon:

did fuzzy and ken get back from the time warp? hi dave and rex!

9:09pm pacific standard simon:

Fasten your fez down tight!

9:10pm PortableAnarchy:

I saw Bingo the Chimp on Abbot and Costello

9:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I thought I saw a chimp once, but it was just a new mirror they installed at work.

9:14pm Caryn:

@Ken from HP: www.youtube.com...

9:18pm Monday Morning:

Was reading Statistics.gov today... it says that people in the US eat more bananas than monkeys.

In 2014, they ate 173,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.

9:19pm Folsom:

Rex during hoof and mouth? This will be good.

9:20pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Caryn. If you looked in the mirror, you just might see that Jenna dude that SM Ken talks about all the time. ;-)

9:20pm Uncle Michael:

Monday Morning will be here all week!

9:28pm Uncle Michael:

My next radio name will be Tulane Blacktop.

9:29pm pacific standard simon:

You baaaaad, UM.

9:29pm Uncle Michael:

I'm nationwide.

9:30pm Monday Morning:

Tulane Blacktop - first they should swing over and do a stint on "Chimp My Ride"

9:35pm Marcel M:

YOO!!

9:36pm d¢ pät:

LANCELOT LINK!!!

9:37pm d¢ pät:

remember when "evlolution" was not a political term? sigh...

9:37pm PortableAnarchy:

Lancelot Link Wray?

9:37pm Uncle Michael:

OHHH *LAAAAANCE*-ELOT!

9:39pm pacific standard simon:

Props to volunteers!!!

9:40pm pacific standard simon:

I'm gettin' Dave's premium.

9:40pm Marcel M:

Me too!

9:41pm Monday Morning:

Top Tip: Never take a blind date to a silent film...

9:43pm pacific standard simon:

Dave knocked his own headphones off.

9:43pm Fuzzy:

Present and accounted for in the present!

9:43pm Pedro G.:

Spazz and Rex are my imaginary radio friends. And I'm listening to them instead of the rest of the Yankees-Braves ST game.

9:44pm Pedro G.:

See you on the radio tomorrow Uncle Michael. I will have to see if there are any spring training games I can't miss but I suspect Hinky Dinky Time will win out.

9:46pm Uncle Michael:

I'm looking forward to it, Pedro!

9:47pm pacific standard simon:

I'll be there for the first half, too.

9:48pm Uncle Michael:

That might be the good part.

Hey, it could happen.

9:50pm pacific standard simon:

I'll be a pledgin' fool on Saturday. The whole day is solid gold.

9:51pm Uncle Michael:

A subtle Hollies thing going on in this Sam tune.

9:51pm Marcel M:

I'm already over my limit.. I'm ascared of Saturday

9:52pm pacific standard simon:

Is that what it is? There's something weird about it.

9:53pm Uncle Michael:

I just renewed my Mouse Swag for Life pledge and stepped back. It was hard but I went cold turkey.

9:53pm PortableAnarchy:

Status Quo meets the Moody Blues

9:53pm Claw!:

Heeeeeeey Everybody!

9:58pm coelacanth:

caramba! Rex with Dave!
something's gonna get busted.

9:58pm Monday Morning:

How do you stop an addiction to cold turkey?

9:58pm common:

yay!!!

9:59pm Uncle Michael:

tequila

9:59pm Uncle Michael:

james taylor's magnum opus

9:59pm coelacanth:

Hey Claw! Hey Everybody!

10:00pm pacific standard simon:

Dennis Hopper! YOU direct us a movie!

10:00pm Monday Morning:

Tequila Mockingbird

10:01pm coelacanth:

Hey! Boo!

10:01pm pacific standard simon:

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

10:02pm Claw!:

Dearest Fiiiiisshhhhh! Haven't seen ya in a few days! How goes it??

10:02pm P-90:

"The Gary Crosby Level!"

10:02pm common:

coelacanth, claw! 2 lane black top rex and dave greeeeeet!

10:03pm Claw!:

Common!

10:03pm Monday Morning:

One day she loves you the next she tells you to hit the road jack... she changes her tune.

10:05pm Uncle Michael:

I watched the Perry Mason with Gary Crosby the other day. Oh, man.

10:08pm coelacanth:

woowee!

howdy common!
yeh those two cuts are just what i'd expect from a Dave/Rex melt.

10:08pm V Priceless:

Hey, you late-to-the party peoples! Grab a drink and a lampshade!

10:09pm PortableAnarchy:

Uncle Michael Im getting addicted to that nostalgia channel. A week of Love American Style- must have been taped next door to Hollywood Squares

10:10pm coelacanth:

olá V P! 'got a murphy stout. shall i get you one?

10:10pm Claw!:

Yo, V! Be careful not to spill any Maker's! Haste makes waste...

10:10pm Uncle Michael:

We DVR Perry. We're only skipping episodes we've already seen three times.

10:11pm Claw!:

Holy shit, Fish, you drink Murphy's??? As if I couldn't already love you enough...

10:12pm coelacanth:

house/dog/snake/chinchilla sitting- i turned on a tv for the first time in many years. i saw columbo-it was as good as i remember it!

10:13pm coelacanth:

Bear!, you want one?

10:13pm Claw!:

...and you like Columbo???
Fish - you're too much.

10:14pm PortableAnarchy:

I have a tape of Harry Harrison recording a disposable diaper commericial- Kimbies? And radio DJ Roscoe too!

10:14pm Claw!:

Do I want one??? Um, do I shit in the woods??

10:14pm Uncle Michael:

Hell, we have the Columbo box sets. The Mrs.' favorite.

10:15pm Monday Morning:

I only know how to make two drinks.

10:16pm Claw!:

"... Oh, and one more thing -"

10:16pm PortableAnarchy:

@Monday Morning- rum and coke!

10:16pm Claw!:

I miss Peter Falk.

10:16pm coelacanth:

is that what i stepped in?

...i emailed it to you.did you get it?
(oh man my keyboard's all sticky now.)

10:16pm Uncle Michael:

I miss Art Lang.

10:17pm Monday Morning:

PortableAnarchy - yes, someday I will learn to make another.

10:18pm coelacanth:

Uncle Michael i'm envious.

10:18pm Claw!:

I need more head.

In my beer, of course.

10:19pm Claw!:

Nothing worse than a stout with no head.

10:19pm Marcel M:

Wow... that was amazing.

10:19pm coelacanth:

Mary Weiss- Power Chic!

10:20pm coelacanth:

i can serve you stout with head!

10:20pm Uncle Michael:

I'm off to rest up for tomorrow. This show is killer...I'm gonna keep it on.

Night all.

10:21pm Claw!:

There's no other way.

10:22pm V Priceless:

Thanks Fish. Just grabbed a Legend Pale Ale here. Enjoying same in a George W. Bush "Present Dick of The United States" pint glass.

10:23pm coelacanth:

NICE! where'd you get that V?

10:23pm JakeGould:

It’s “Two-Lane Blacktop” not “Tulane Blacktop” you bunch of ding dongs. www.youtube.com...

10:25pm Claw!:

I have a Dubya coffee mug that I painted a big red "no" circle with a line through it in red nail polish. I cheers you all with it!

10:26pm V Priceless:

Nite UM - Looking forward to your show tomorrow!

Fish: the pale ale is a beer club selection, glass is Spencer Gifts, if I remember correctly!

10:27pm P-90:

Actually, there should be a sequel, called "Tulane Blacktop"

10:28pm pacific standard simon:

Membership card?! You'll get sued by Michael Shelley!

10:29pm Claw!:

Ah, Spencer's! Fine purveyors of all your racy grandma/plus-sized woman greeting cards for all occasions! And lava lamps.

10:30pm coelacanth:

Bear, that works. bush is not out of our hair (teehee!) for a long time to come yet.
i need a pint glass!

10:30pm Claw!:

Tee hee, indeed! I see what you did there...

10:31pm pacific standard simon:

WFMU needs a pint glass.

10:32pm coelacanth:

Yes p s simon! that seems like a no-brainer, yet...

10:33pm pacific standard simon:

I mean, the shot glass is nice, but it's tedious to drink beer out of.

10:33pm Monday Morning:

TooLate Blacktop

10:34pm Monday Morning:

it was just a punny thing JG

10:34pm V Priceless:

Great idea, pacific!

10:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Too Lame Blacktop

10:36pm pacific standard simon:

I've got my Todd-o-phonic Todd pint glass.

10:36pm coelacanth:

ahh,i dont even have that shot glass, dammit.

10:37pm Monday Morning:

My cough syrup comes with a free shot glass.

10:37pm JakeGould:

WFMU needs loyalty cards. Or at least a business card with places to punch holes into it so you can get 10 of them and then get something but what I don’t know.

10:37pm PortableAnarchy:

Two Lane Blackboard Jungle

10:39pm Claw!:

10 punches = 1 noogie

10:39pm JakeGould:

Yes, Claw! WFMU noogie cards!

10:40pm Claw!:

You get to noogie any DJ of your choice!

10:40pm coelacanth:

Anarchy, i like that!...
King Tubby meets the sufferers ina two-lane blackboard jungle!

10:41pm coelacanth:

crackpots and visionaries punch-cards.

10:44pm ScottC:

While wearing a Speedo - and let me video tape it

10:44pm ScottC:

46's. ???

10:46pm Stevel:

My best college roommate went to Cretin High School. Really.

Military school. Really.

10:47pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Grain Belt Beer sign - historicminneapolissigns.wordpress.com...

10:48pm PortableAnarchy:

I have a WFMU air freshener here in my parts drawer. It hasnt gotten any better over the years.

10:50pm PortableAnarchy:

Smells like mimeograph fluid mixed with handi-wipes.

10:52pm PortableAnarchy:

video.search.yahoo.com...

10:52pm coelacanth:

there's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin',Stevel!

Ken my computer doesn't want me to see that.

10:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Station Manager Ken remarked the other day that he barely survived his return trip from the vendor with his carload of air fresheners.

10:53pm PortableAnarchy:

I think Ken must have gotten drain bramage.

10:53pm JakeGould:

Cretin Homes. www.cretinhomes.com

10:54pm coelacanth:

it's fuckin' crazy that fmu has fundrazor shows worthy of clickystars.

10:55pm JakeGould:

Music to SPOZ by.

10:56pm coelacanth:

it's the monkey piss.

10:58pm Ralphine:

I hope Irwin doesn't have to drive himself home.

10:58pm ?:

A force!!!!!!!!!

11:15pm coelacanth:

creepy crawlies!

11:16pm timurf:

ker-bangers!

11:17pm coelacanth:

he mispronounced my moniker and left out the most important information!
oh well

11:17pm P-90:

It was called a "Thingmaker". By Mattel, home of GI Joe, Hot Wheels, and Ken and his beard, Barbie.

11:19pm P-90:

Hey, Dave, Rex,

11:20pm bobdoesthings:

Good Evening.

11:21pm P-90:

Hey Dave, Rex, and Bingo:
Bro's name is "SEE-luh-canth"

11:21pm JakeGould:

“The Ape News” planetoftheapes.wikia.com... And this one. www.potamediaarchive.com...

11:24pm PortableAnarchy:

I remember in the 60s when Mattel got a class action lawsuit over their Sonic Blaster guns. They caused so many injuries they were banned, after millions in payouts. The guns were collected and crushed, now buried in a junk yard in South Plainfield

11:24pm coelacanth:

thanks P-90! it's too late..."fema-camp"? is that what he said?!...
didn't even mention that i saw his group play back in the day!
...no biggie!

11:25pm ScottC:

Gary Crosby told Mickey Cohen that Candy Bar made him feel like a Real Man

11:25pm Claw!:

Coelacanth is a fine name. Fish is way easier to say *and* type, tho.

11:25pm Claw!:

FEMA Camp!

11:27pm Claw!:

I was just finishing up food, so I missed the last 20 min! I will have to check the archive for the mispronunciation...

11:27pm coelacanth:

and,Claw!, where's your avatar?

11:27pm P-90:

To be fair, Dave played the Nimoy song after Nimoy went to the hospital, sort of a "get well" thing for a cultural icon. Who was Jewish.

11:28pm Claw!:

I'm on my phone, Fish. No avatar this way.

11:28pm Claw!:

Take this job and shove it!

🙉

11:29pm chris_in_space:

Nothing spells CLASS like that old pilsner glass

11:29pm V Priceless:

FEMA camp! I heard that!

11:29pm Robert:

Ask Dave Mandl about John Pachak. ...oh, Paycheck? Never mind.

11:29pm JakeGould:

Straight from the mouth of Star Trek’s producer, Herbert F. Solow, ”I think we should push any record company that wants to do an outer space or Vulcan or any other single record or album, be it straight dramatic music, weird music, Nichelle Nichols singing, Bill Shatner doing bird calls or even the sound of Gene Roddenberry polishing a semi-precious stone on his grinder.” www.maidenwine.com...

🙉

11:30pm chris_in_space:

*good ole pilsner glass*.

11:30pm coelacanth:

it was a good tribute though. (even though he didn't play"twinkle twinkle little earth")

11:30pm JakeGould:

Translation, “These kids eat this shit up! Get one of those thespians in a stupid, have them yell in a microphone and press that stuff! Ka-CHING!”

11:30pm Claw!:

It was a very good tribute!

11:31pm P-90:

"Nimoy Corner" is such a great phrase. "Nimoy Corner" should be a regular feature.
Actually, "nuclear holocaust honkey-tonk song" is a neat phrase, too...
Did Rex just say "newkewler" like G.W. Bush?

11:32pm JakeGould:

And Nimoy on the career, “Let's face it. I'm an actor who records. I'd be terribly surprised, not unhappy mind you, if this singing career turned into anything big. I'm not passing judgment on my capabilities, but I'm 37 and have been an actor for 17 years. I'm just off the ground as a singer. 'm not Sinatra." www.maidenwine.com...

11:32pm coelacanth:

right,V? pretty funny!

11:33pm Claw!:

P-90, I caught "noo-kyew-lar" as well! Boo!

11:34pm coelacanth:

i wonder what William Schatner's take on his own singing was.

11:34pm V Priceless:

@ Claw! Tonite it dawned on me that I can just go to FMU homepage from the app and log on as ususal! I'm on app now! App is easier though, on mobile device, but sometimes comments don't post. Probably connectivity issue here.

11:34pm Claw!:

Hey, it's this song! It's been a while.

11:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Pledge some money so WFMU can figure out the true identity of the Unknown artist singing this.

11:36pm coelacanth:

Ken YES! private eye's aren't cheap.

11:36pm Claw!:

V, that sounds like some high-tech shizz...

11:40pm V Priceless:

Not really, C - If you're on app, tap on lower right corner icon which opens a main menu; tap 'wfmu homepage' and sign-in as usual.

11:47pm Claw!:

Is this thing on?

11:47pm coelacanth:

wfmu is a youth elixir.

11:49pm coelacanth:

hey Boo, er Bear! have you been hiding behind that door the whole time?

11:50pm JakeGould:

Is the DVD for “Too-Lame SlapShot” still up for grabs?

11:51pm Claw!:

Yo!
So how is this different than just logging in from Safari?

11:51pm V Priceless:

There you go!

11:52pm JakeGould:

It’s just logging in. That’s it. Now we can track you better.

11:55pm Claw!:

Hah! Well, then.
It's acting kinda wonky now, tho. :-/

11:55pm bobdoesthings:

this track is killer.... hey, whats up on the prize grab block now?!

11:55pm V Priceless:

Other than being able to see your av, I have no idea. I'm only here 'cause the app not letting me post comments for unknown tech funk reason.

11:56pm coelacanth:

big brother is watching.
(& listening; & tasting the air...but not pledging.)

11:57pm coelacanth:

Thanks Dave and Rex
ciao Spazzes

11:58pm V Priceless:

Thanks Dave & Rex & Tex & Chimps.

12:01am P-90:

Thanks, Dave, Bingo, Rex, Nimoy, Lance Link, and everyone!

10:05am UPSALA COLLEGE closed in 1995:

http://swf.tubechop.com/tubechop.swf?vurl=97_7VtLmZKM&start=82&end=862
Was FMU located there?

Music To Spazz By with Dave the Spazz

March 12, 2015