WFMU: Diane's Kamikaze Fun Machine: Playlist from March 19, 2015

Listener comments!
	12:02pm Claw!: BOO-YA!
	12:02pm Cecile: hraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
	12:02pm V Priceless: Hey Diane! C Section assemble!
	12:03pm Claw!: Yo, V! Where mah C-Words at???
	12:03pm cory: (explosion-like mouth noise)
	12:03pm common: yay!
	12:03pm Cecile: hyer.
	12:06pm Polyus: KJ had the decency to put the one stinker on this album at the very end.
	12:06pm r i s k y: Go Diane! SurPrize me! I already swagged my life away so tempt me with the fabulous prizes!
	12:06pm coe: 'ello folks
	12:07pm Martha: Hey all! Thanks for checking in and please pledge to support Diane & WFMU: wfmu.org or 1-800-989-9369
	12:08pm Cecile: kvertelak!
	12:09pm Claw!: Fuck yeah! RAWWWWK!
	12:09pm Polyus: Cecile, did you get to see Yob the other night?
	12:10pm Chris from DC: Ooh, was that with Enslaved?
	12:11pm Cecile: I didn't. I was bummed, but I just couldn't do it. And Enslaved was there too. :(
	12:11pm Polyus: @Chris - yep.
	12:11pm Cecile: I was starting a new art class, and I was trying to pace myself.
	12:11pm Caryn: Oh, look, the C-section is mostly assembled!
	12:12pm coe: As V Priceless said the C Section is here.
	12:13pm Chris from DC: Yeah, I regret missing that tour, but will be seeing Yob at Deathfest. Can't waut.
	12:13pm Polyus: I don't know how they do it. So heavy and yet so. . .euphoric, I guess. Just beautiful. I've been on a Yob vibe all week. Didn't catch much of Enslaved though.
	12:15pm Claw!: narrowing eyes - darting side to side Yes we are mostly here... however, the fish is missing...
	12:15pm Cecile: I have missed them twice. Oh, well, deferred gratification is good, right?
	12:17pm Polyus: Hopefully they'll be back as a headliner.
	12:18pm Cecile: Yeah, I'd like to see them or Enslaved or just about anyone I like. Ergh.
	12:18pm coelacanth: Hi Diane Martha and sundry death defyers
	12:19pm Claw!: There he is!
	12:19pm Cecile: I love it when she says "oozing wound"
	12:19pm Cecile: we are still missing Ms. Pi.
	12:20pm Claw!: She does say it very nicely.
	12:20pm Claw!: True dat - where is Cheri??
	12:21pm d¢ pät: president!
	12:22pm Claw!: hahaha ... I like this song title. I think it would also make a good band name.
	12:22pm coelacanth: hi Claw! 'sorry -i saw your comment before but i was talking with someone. as i've said, i'm envious of your work situation! ...if i wore an fmu tshirt today i'd ruin it. i dont want to ruin any more of them.
	12:22pm Diane Kamikaze: Good afternoon everyone!! I guess I will wait a few more minutes to play some Voivod if CP is missing... If you haven't given, well, you know what to do! And huge thanks and lots of love to all of you (who have and haven't, to be honest! :) )
	12:22pm Ike: "They're not on drugs or anything...." Ha ha, some of them are definitely on drugs!
	12:23pm Diane Kamikaze: But we are giving away the OOZING WOUND and RESIDENTS now...
	12:23pm cory: i guess i could get a ride down to Cin and looks for her. ya know, wander the streets screaming "Cheri Pi, come out and play."
	12:23pm d¢ pät: Pi, I summon thee...
	12:25pm coelacanth: aw i Like this!
	12:25pm cory: hrm, these plastic bottles on my fingers do not clink well.
	12:25pm Claw!: I'm doing a Pi dance in hopes of making it Pi.
	12:25pm coelacanth: ...(and this!)
	12:25pm d¢ pät: IGGGGGYYY!!!
	👻 12:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: My handle starts and ends with K, which sounds like a hard C.
	12:26pm r i s k y: THIS MAH SHIT DIANE!!!
	12:26pm d¢ pät: d¢ pät's favorite Iggy album
	12:27pm cory: for me it's American Caesar. introduced me to Iggy and Henry.
	12:28pm Koelacanth,in solidarity: and my c sounds like an s.
	12:28pm Ralphine: Iggy Pop. Best known for his guest-star turn on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
	12:28pm r i s k y: I've been depressed, I've had this song in my head for a week straight. I'm 5'8
	12:28pm coe: Iggy is one of those folks that I knew who he was before I ever heard him
	12:29pm Claw!: Ken from HP, you can be an "Honorable Mention" Member, but only you. Next thing you know, the people whose names sound like an "S" will want in too, and then they're gonna start letting people get married to animals, and you how that's all gonna end. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
	12:30pm Chris from DC: He's 5' 1" and I barely was able to see him at a sold out show once.
	12:30pm d¢ pät: He's not lying either, he is only 5'1"
	12:30pm coelacanth: 5'8 is tall enough. i hope.
	12:31pm cory: actually i'm wrong. The Adventures of Pete and Pete intro'd me to Iggy
	12:31pm Claw!: PETE AND PETE FOR LYFE
	12:33pm Claw!: Tall enough for what, Fish?
	12:34pm cory: dance for me petunia
	12:35pm Claw!: WART Radio is the second-best radio station in the nation.
	12:38pm coe: God I love Pete and Pete.
	12:38pm Artie Haywire: Did someone say "Tire Air"!?!
	12:39pm r i s k y: Don't forget the drugs!
	12:40pm coelacanth: tall enough to reach the top,Bear!
	12:40pm MuttonChops: Does the grand prize come with a dime bag?
	12:42pm chops: since you didn't i'm taking this c-name.
	12:44pm chops: ...and, probably not;but a good idea for the future.
	12:44pm MuttonChops: VealCutlet is not available but cutlet is.
	12:46pm Cuestion Mark: Does this count?
	12:47pm Ike: Is that Bat Ranch Mike that Diane was talking about? Go Mike!
	12:49pm Claw!: YRREEAAAH!
	12:50pm Cecile: Everyone gets an honorary silent invisible C in front of their name in the C section. No one's left out.
	12:52pm Claw!: sigh There goes Cecile, with her "inclusiveness." I will hesitantly agree to this, but only for today.
	12:52pm (c)cory: cool
	12:52pm Cecile: No. Forever.
	12:53pm Martha: $20 or more and you get a chance to win the Ooozing Wound and Residents double lp anthology - pledge! wfmu.org
	12:53pm common: crazy
	12:53pm d¢ pät: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNS!!
	12:53pm MuttonChops: There s one c-word no has chosen yet.
	12:53pm Cecile: I'm waiting to see what's coming up next.
	12:53pm V Priceless: brains!
	12:53pm Charles: My middle name. [Dean]
	12:54pm d¢ pät: You just got yourself a pledge, lady!
	12:54pm coe: I'm with Cecile :)
	12:54pm Cecile: If you want to change your name, cool. But absolutely not necessary.
	12:54pm coelacanth: well i don't need "chops",so i'll let it go. (even though more people call me chops than coelacanth.)
	12:55pm Cecile: plow snow is the worst.
	12:55pm cory: asphalt sounds so dirty
	12:55pm d¢ pät: snow changes the world, stops commerce, it's amazing.
	12:55pm Cecile: well, whatever works coel.
	12:56pm V Priceless: ha! 'chops' it is, Fish!
	12:57pm coelacanth: i want another month of winter.
	12:57pm MuttonChops: Booyah!
	12:58pm Claw!: shakes head
	12:58pm V Priceless: i want tomorrow to be 75 degrees
	12:58pm Dean: Oakland!
	12:58pm cory: coelacanth, me too. we barely had one week in the single digits this year
	12:59pm MuttonChops: Send the snow to California.
	1:00pm Claw!: I'm with MuttonChops. To California!
	1:00pm Hugh: Let's rocooooooook!
	1:02pm coelacanth: V! No!...i'm not sure i want to be packaged for my facial hair! cory, i don't mind the sub-zero,but i'm not partial to it...it's the snow & the lack of activity outside that i'll miss.
	1:02pm d¢ pät: that was fabulous. My favorite is their cover of satisfaction.
	1:03pm Claw!: Fish Chops?
	1:03pm Dean: Mine is either The Beatles Play the Residents and the Residents Play the Beatles or Eskimo.
	1:03pm V Priceless: @ Fish - no reason you should be spared from daily 'chops' persecution. Line starts behind me, bro...ha!
	1:04pm Claw!: Priceless Chops?
	1:05pm Claw!: Do you even chop, Bro?
	1:05pm V Priceless: Chops Priceless...ta da...and I have my C Section name!
	1:05pm cory: aw dude, those first couple deep breathes of sub-zero air are so... yes? life-affirming? crescent fresh? yes, yes and crescent fresh.
	1:08pm cory: i shrink away for days too
	1:08pm MuttonChops: Cold Fish Chops
	1:08pm rebornhonest: is the Eugene, OR band you're going to play "Dose" from C/Z records?
	1:08pm coelacanth: (i'm shaving now.) okay cory,true. but i know that every winter i want more winter and every summer i want a longer summer...then,for work-related reasons the same goes for spring & autumn too.
	1:10pm cory: haha, for work related reasons i kinda hate spring and fall. eff food holidays!
	1:10pm coe: just took a pledge from a man who can no longer puck up the station but got the flyer in the mail and still wanted to pledge
	1:12pm r i s k y: BREAK DA LAWZ!
	1:12pm Chris from DC: Brilliant
	1:12pm Claw!: URRRGGH... Customer: "Y'all got CDs here, too?" Me: "Yes indeed. Right back here." C: "You a beautiful woman" M: silence "Ok... But the CDs are that way..." C. "You're welcome." This exchange just happened. Gaahhd. My eyes almost rolled outta my skull. That shit is so irritating.
	1:13pm Claw!: OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU DIANE I LOVE YOU
	1:13pm phat: What the hell is this? It's ridiculous. Why haven't I heard it before?
	1:13pm Polyus: Are you sure Clay P. didn't come up with this?
	1:14pm Claw!: Da BULBS!
	1:15pm Cecile: Claw! that is so annoying. I'm sorry.
	1:15pm r i s k y: AHHHHHGGG! Bulbs!
	1:15pm Ike: A pledger who can't puck up the station anymore? Maybe he should ice his antenna. Take it to the pawn shop and put it in hock(ey). /ducks/
	1:15pm phat: This Raspberry Bulbs is one of the coolest recordings I've ever heard.
	1:17pm Cecile: I'm your mother this year.
	1:17pm Claw!: Yeah, Cecile. I know you know what I mean. Sucks! I mean, does that ever get a positive response?? Why??
	1:18pm d¢ pät: I agree, great interviews on DK's show. Fantastic.
	1:18pm cory: Claw, sounds like he is playing the 1 in 100 game.
	1:18pm Cecile: or the other one, "Smile. You'd be pretty if you smiled."
	1:18pm coe: @ike damn my fat fingers. lol
	1:19pm Claw!: OMG CECILE, THE "SMILE" SHIT IS THE WORST
	1:19pm d¢ pät: The problem is, I think it does get positive results with certain people. Anti-feminists and such. Oh man, the "smile" one is the worst. mrs. dc pat always replies: "SAY SOMETHING FUNNY."
	1:20pm coe: or moments like having Handsome Dick tell his wife to turn off her hair dryer. lol
	1:20pm Tito "Pepe" Infidado: The Mildred Street Love Revolution Posse is in the House! Rock us Kamikazi!! Viva La South Philadelphia!!
	1:20pm V Priceless: i think record release day is moving to Friday's, so says Billboard.
	1:20pm Cecile: It can be koozies. I learned that from efd yesterday.
	1:21pm coe: V Priceless yes Friday will now be global release day.
	1:21pm V Priceless: @ coe - that was a great moment!
	1:21pm r i s k y: GO FRANK!
	1:21pm Ike: OMGlob DC Pat your lady is awesome. I'm gonna tell my cynical waitress friend about that comeback. She gets that "smile!" BS a lot.
	1:22pm Claw!: d¢ pät, yeah, that's a good reply. Sometimes I'll say "Dance!" And when they look at me weird, I say, "Oh, so we're not demanding things from strangers now? My bad. I thought that's what was happening."
	1:23pm d¢ pät: @Clawl: that's a great one! I'll tell the wifey about that..
	1:24pm d¢ pät: Men are so misinformed 90% of the time. Sorry women...
	1:24pm coelacanth: crap it looks like i missed something new and different. Claw! it sucks you had to have that. 'sorry
	1:25pm Polyus: The man can do this because he drinks tea onstage.
	1:26pm coelacanth: Ha! those are good responses, Claw! & d¢ pät
	1:27pm Dean: I don't want to head too far down the path of gender relations here, but I have to respond to dc pat. Your comment implies that good information will correct bad behavior. I kinda doubt that.
	1:27pm Cecile: If you're not dating us, just treat us like another straight guy. You wouldn't ask a guy to smile or tell them they looked pretty. Don't do that to us. If you want to strike up a conversation with a woman, comment (nicely) on what she's wearing. I have cool glasses, and a lot of people have come up to me and talked about them. That's nice.
	1:28pm Cecile: But then again, I hate M-F gender games. I've been rejected by both sides for being too...much like the other.
	1:28pm Cecile: which is actually a great place to be in for an observer type like me.
	1:29pm Claw!: No need to apologize, Fellas. Y'all are alright in my book. It's those other dudes that need to get that shit figured out. Guys - have a talk with that one friend (you know who he is) about unwanted approaches. They certainly don't respect us ladies enough to hear us out, but perhaps a bro-to-bro convo might get something across.
	1:29pm Alan B: Yeah! Great show and my name spoken by my DJs. I'm never going to wash my ears again. What a good day.
	1:29pm cory: huh, it's always weird for me reading/hearing about this stuff. mom and dad must of done a good job. b/c it makes no sense to me to behave differently
	1:31pm Cecile: It just involves not making any judgments and respecting the other person until they give you reason not to. it's not an easy lesson to learn.
	1:31pm coelacanth: the bar i usually go to,when i go to a bar, has many times thrown people out for that kind of behavior...though occasionally it's an unfair result of a misunderstanding.
	1:32pm d¢ pät: @Dean: not always but it's a damn good place to start. When you're constantly told "Compliment a lady, they love it." or some other shit like that, what else are you going to go on?
	1:32pm Caryn: Yeah, I think most of us would rather hear that our WFMU shirts are cool rather than that "smile" crap or some other lame conversation starter. I once had a guy come up to me in a grocery store, say "you should not lose any weight" and keep walking. WTF?!? I still don't know what that was about. "Yes, complete stranger, I will immediately go home, weigh myself, and make it my life's mission to never stray from those digits in any direction."
	1:33pm Claw!: I've always told my guy friends that the best approach/pick-up line is always, "Hi, my name is ____, what's yours?"
	1:33pm Martha: $20 or more to get in the running for this or the Wreckless Eric CD - wfmu.org or 1-800-989-9368.
	1:33pm d¢ pät: heck, I'll be the first to admit that I needed a little shaping up when I met mrs. dc pat and she shaped me right the hell up! The right influence can change a lot.
	1:33pm cory: wow, that's fucked up
	1:33pm V Priceless: ya gotta love...and hate...people!
	1:35pm Cecile: Although I did have a wasted gay guy give me compliments on my "rack" when hubby and I were also wasted at our neighborhood nightclub on Christmas Eve. It was kinda of funny, because it was an intellectual appreciation of it. "Honey, I'm 100% gay, but..."
	1:36pm Caryn: @Claw!: exactly! Keep it simple and straight-forward. Cheesy pick-up lines or weird comments are not the way to go.
	1:36pm Cecile: I think he was wasted. Because people don't normally talk to my chest, if you know what I mean.
	1:37pm d¢ pät: But that's the problem, our culture drills that cheesy crap into young men I think.
	1:37pm coelacanth: it pisses me off that "gay" guys are "allowed" to objectify others (males and females). ...i guess it's because they're not an intimidation, but it's still bullshit.
	1:37pm Cecile: but what the hell! he gave me my favorite Christmas present - a weird story to tell.
	1:38pm Dean: If only it were just those other dudes. I won't go all Catharine MacKinnon on you, but the problem is greater than the sum of its parts. (BTW, one of the finest moments during my formal education was meeting MacKinnon at a book release event. I love her work.) Tangentially related, last year I grew a pair of pretty substantial mutton chops. I'm usually clean shaven, give or take. Wow, the respect I got from guys! One dude opened a door for me and announced, "It's because of those chops." I've since shaved again (which scared the hell out of my kids).
	1:38pm V Priceless: that gay guy was just being a boob, C.
	1:39pm cory: could this be summed up by, "We all need a little work?"
	1:39pm d¢ pät: huh, I have some chops now and people kind of avoid me...maybe I'm doing it wrong.
	1:39pm Andrew Waterloo: many a child has been terrified by abrupt facial hair changes.
	1:39pm d¢ pät: I'll say @cory.
	1:40pm Cecile: He did apologize. I said, "don't worry about it, it's Xmas eve, we're all drunk and sloppy and thank you."
	1:41pm Tito "Pepe" Infidado: Yes Audio Happiness Finally!
	1:42pm V Priceless: @ Dean - interesting. The 'chop' hate I get is almost headline-news worthy. Who did I kill, for Christ's sake?
	1:43pm coe: http://www.jeffclarktattoo.com
	1:43pm Claw!: Ugh, Caryn, that's ridiculous. People can just be so clueless.
	1:43pm Cecile: I have a pretty thick skin about things like that. I tend to shrug them off, or find them funny. Or make a story out of them.
	1:44pm coelacanth: -what cory said. i met someone who said she was someone's "life coach". i said "and who's Your "life coach"?; she said "I've done all my work." !(...i never called her again.)
	1:45pm Ike: @Caryn, sounds like a clueless dude trying very, very ineptly to fight female body dysmorphia, perhaps? Are there any specifically Finnish ways of obnoxiously hitting on women BTW? Or is the culture not so forward?
	1:46pm V Priceless: @ C - that's the best approach. I have the superpower to morph most things into humor, thankfully.
	1:46pm Cecile: I've been lucky to only have a few incidents of harassment(involving both men and women) in my life. Which I dodged, but were not real fun, either. wow. any teacher or coach who would say that is no teacher or coach.
	1:46pm Claw!: Fish, I don't like the gay guy "liberties," if you will, either. I've been groped by a couple gay dudes, and although I get that they're supposedly "messing around" and/or "nonthreatening," I still don't want to be touched by anyone (especially anywhere within my "bathing suit area") without my consent.
	1:47pm Claw!: MEMBERS!!!!
	1:47pm Cecile: I love Police Car! I have that single.
	1:49pm Dean: @VP: Maybe it's a regional thing. I'm in the Bay Area, which is thick with so-called hipsters, which I am not by a stretch. Chops are the equivalent here of custom exhaust pipes and a Cragar blower manifold and intake in the Midwest. I swear, folks would stop me in the street to compliment the facial hair.
	1:49pm Martha: Agreed Cecile!
	1:49pm Cecile: Well, I wouldn't tolerate that from anyone, Claw! I had a female co-worker grab my ass once at work. I told her "I won't take that from a man, and I won't take it from a women." Then I threatened her with GBH if she ever tried it again. What a f-d up work environment.
	1:49pm Dean: Pink Fairy
	1:50pm cory: i'm glad i have y'all to teach me things
	1:50pm Caryn: @Ike: just the technique of getting slobbery drunk and then trying to get out some coherent words about finding the woman attractive. And when the sight of someone about to pass out doesn't excite the woman, going "come on, come one, what, what?!?" Although there's also the handful of douche canoes that have read some US "players' manual" and try that "degrade women and play weird mind games to try and get dates" crap.
	1:52pm Cecile: I missed out a lot of this because I got married young, but yeah, the pissed off drunk in the bar who blames you for everything wrong in his life just because you don't go home with him.
	👻 1:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was hoping to get some pick-up strategies from Randy from Why Oh Why?, but that may not be the best approach, I'm afraid.
	1:52pm Cecile: oh, that whole players thing. Oy vey.
	1:53pm Andrew Waterloo: hehehe .amazing how douches could come up with something worse that hypnosis.
	1:53pm Cecile: Frazetta cover!
	1:54pm cory: unrelated, where the fuck is Cheri? I wanna hear some Viovod.
	1:54pm V Priceless: that's a riot, Dean - more power to ya! You should consider growing 'em back! I've always been a 'chops' guy - stems from youthful over-exposure to the likes of Matthew Arnold, Noddy Holder and Trevor Bolder.
	1:54pm Cecile: I believe she is on a mini-break for part of this week.
	1:55pm Cecile: I am all about the mutton chops.
	1:56pm Claw!: Yeah, Cecile. I had a drunk female friend repeatedly grab my ass and boobs at a show, and I kept telling her to stop. When she kept doing it, I punched her right in the middle of her chest. I said, "I warned you! You keep poking the rattler after it rattles - don't be surprised when you get bit!" Hasn't happened again since. AND we're still friends! Hooray!
	1:56pm coe: you mean like King Fowley playing No Doubt that was a bit of a surprise
	1:56pm Cecile: see, that's a good friendship.
	1:57pm Claw!: Chops are great. If you can pull that look off, fuckin go for it!
	1:57pm phat: !
	1:59pm Elias: I owned this Slayer album for about a week, then I left it at a neighbors house. A few days later I discovered his mom had thrown it into the garbage. Ah, that mrs. Browne.
	2:00pm V Priceless: so glad we've talked "chop" today...
	2:00pm Dean: I'm not a chops guy so much as a lazy guy. I don't like to shave, and growing chops cut down (pun unintended) on the every-other-daily grind. But keeping chops in shape takes work, too, so whatcha gonna do? Also, I loved telling friends puzzled by my new look why I'd decided to grow them. "I'm starring in a biopic about Lemmy. Playing him as a kid."
	2:00pm Cecile: hahahaha
	2:01pm Claw!: Lemmy was born with chops.
	2:01pm coelacanth: i didn't know sideburns were "hipster" now (whatever that is) -i guess i really should shave!? ...a few years ago people would come up & make some reference to wolverine- who i'd never heard of 'till then; now i just get Lemmy...and i don't look much like Lemmy!
	2:01pm d¢ pät: yeah same deal with a mustache. It's way more work keep a mustache in shape than just shaving the damn thing off. Plus you gotta be ready to back it up at all times...
	2:01pm Cecile: some people are not really very imaginative
	2:02pm Caryn: I did have a guy in one of my retail jobs who would regularly come to the store, corner one of the female salespeople and talk and talk about the race horses he had, how rich he was, how his watch was gold, and how he was sure he "could come up with something" for the salesperson to do if they came and worked for him at his "estate". Yeah, sure, dude. (I should also mention that this was the equivalent of a Dollar Store in terms of prices, making the logic of a supposed millionaire hanging out there regularly even weirder.)
	2:02pm phat: This is kicking my ass!
	2:02pm V Priceless: oh yeah..I embrace the whole Wolverine thing. My kingdom for his recuperative powers, though
	2:02pm Cecile: yeah, dcp, my hub has his trimming and waxing schedule all worked out.
	2:02pm Dean: A millionaire at a dollar store? "I'll take a million of those, a million of these..."
	2:04pm V Priceless: @ Caryn: why do you think he's a millionaire? ha
	2:04pm Claw!: Wolverine is fuckin hot
	2:04pm Andrew Waterloo: Despite the fact that stores are typically the only place where I'm around women, I've never considered it an appropriate pick-up venue.
	2:05pm Cecile: NICE!
	2:05pm Dean: I remember working the record store, late '70s, making change with a silver dollar. The customer returned it, "I hate these!" My response, "Geez, I'd love a million of 'em." "Really?!," responded the customer before doing the simple math.
	2:05pm Claw!: Sorry - it's the first thought that comes to mind when I hear "Wolverine"
	2:05pm Chris from DC: Dammit, I missed Angel of Death.
	2:06pm coelacanth: pig!!
	2:06pm Cecile: that album cover for the last release had all those medical tools photographed like they were little china dolls
	2:06pm d¢ pät: alright got another dang meeting. Gonna drop some $$$ and catch you later. THANKS DK!
	2:06pm Claw!: Not to objectify him or anything. But I totally do.
	2:06pm Caryn: @V P: I didn't think so, but that was his whole schpiel, to whichever woman he managed to corner. And heck, he might've had some money, but I don't think the "find the first woman who has to listen to you politely and talk about how rich you are and how she could maybe service you if you paid her" is ever a good strategy. Just skeezy.
	2:07pm Claw!: Later, d¢ pät!
	2:07pm Claw!: Not pig. Bear.
	2:07pm marc: Diane, WFMU has the effect on me, a calming warm bath feeling
	2:07pm Cecile: bye, pat!
	2:08pm sphere: hello
	2:08pm Cecile: you read or watch enough things about crime, you realize that every line is going to work eventually if the sayer is crazy and persistent enough. It's sobering.
	2:08pm d¢ pät: Later kids!
	2:08pm V Priceless: Baking cookies with Carcass! @ Caryn: I'm of the belief that anyone who has to openly admit to being rich...isn't.
	2:09pm coelacanth: hi may name is "coelacanth". what's your's?...Bear!?
	2:10pm Cecile: ooh, you should put pics of the show, too.
	2:10pm coelacanth: ciao d¢ pät
	2:10pm Claw!: your's?
	2:10pm Elias: My brother got a Manowar setlist that they used the back side to keep score in a cribbage game!
	2:11pm Claw!: HAH! My name is Nunya. Nunya DamBidness.
	2:11pm Cecile: awesome
	2:12pm Polyus: The loudest cribbage game in the world, I assume.
	2:13pm Cecile: "Peg for Metal!"
	2:14pm sphere: gives a new meaning to Big Casino.
	2:15pm Elias: HAHA! I'm gonna look for it sometime. I think it had initals so maybe I can figure out who was playing and who won! Imagine the bets that ride on a Manowar cribbage game! Winner gets to throw the Trident!
	2:15pm Andrew Waterloo: I wonder what the call the Skunk line in heavy metal crib
	2:16pm Cecile: Either the "Trail of Death", or the skunk line.
	2:16pm V Priceless: I need this Dust record, among countless others.
	2:17pm Andrew Waterloo: I love that Dust album
	2:18pm Andrew Waterloo: Fun memories of going to a house show with a bunch of stoner rock bands.
	2:19pm Claw!: THE C-SECTION!
	2:20pm V Priceless: Let's do this, people! Lurkers pledge now, or Claw! will slap ya upside the skull!
	2:20pm cory: what frequency does kearny get?
	2:21pm cory: trying to bring in my jersey in-laws
	2:21pm Claw!: PLEDGE OR I WILL GIVE YOU AN EYEBROW SCAR
	2:22pm V Priceless: cory - what about your jersey outlaws?
	2:24pm Caryn: Had to leave for a bit to get the laundry down off the line. Now wearing my freshly-laundered WFMU hoodie and enjoying the first ever macarons I've eaten.
	2:25pm cory: well, my jersey in-laws are the cool in-laws, so that makes them mid-west outlaws. so i'm kinda cornfused.
	2:26pm Ike: Kearny is 91.1.
	2:27pm Cecile: VOIVOD!
	2:27pm Chris from DC: VVVVOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOODDDD!!!!!
	2:27pm Claw!: VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!
	2:28pm cory: i know jersey-john listened to the Upsala era. also why isn't Kearny pronounced the way it is spelled?
	2:28pm sphere: VOIIIVOD!
	2:28pm V Priceless: \m/
	2:30pm Chris from DC: Oh man I needed this.
	2:30pm Caryn: @V P: I think old money never talks about it. But the "nouveau riche" and especially the yuppie types who need to flash their wealth around ("conspicuous consumption" and all that) can't stop telling everyone how well off they are.
	2:31pm cory: VOIVOD!! clara, is voivod still together? i've got to know!!!
	2:33pm V Priceless: Damned documentary premiering @ SXSW
	2:36pm d¢ pät: Hi, it's me, I'm back. VA blows. But DC rules.
	2:36pm d¢ pät: I think I was at one of the shows in that Damned documentary.
	2:36pm sphere: MD ain't bad.
	2:37pm Claw!: Listeners! Keep the pledges coming. Let's make Diane clap so much that her hands bleed. Let's keep it brutal!
	2:37pm coe: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooddddddddd!!!!!!!!!
	2:37pm Claw!: I like MD - especially my beloved Baltimore. :)
	2:38pm V Priceless: cool, dc! @ Caryn: yeah, that's not surprising.
	2:38pm Cecile: yay coe!
	2:38pm Caryn: @V P: hah, until DCP's comment, I didn't realise it was a documentary about the Damned, I just thought you were pissed off, all "damned documentary!"
	2:38pm sphere: I am a Catonsville kid. :)
	2:39pm V Priceless: @ coe: do you get to walk out of there, swag-in-hand? : )
	2:40pm G: My brother, his wife, and my parents, all live in Catonsville. Small world alert lol
	2:41pm V Priceless: haha! I'm a sucker for ANY documentary, actually, Caryn, but that's funny.
	2:41pm sphere: wow G, small world indeed. though i did grow up in Rockville.
	2:41pm d¢ pät: I work in Arlington (Ballston) and it might as well be 1000 miles away from DC. and it's only 5 miles away.
	2:42pm Ike: I'm from MD too. I have a soft spot for Baltimore even though I'm in NYC now and probably for good. Radio is atrocious in MD though. That's why so many FMU listeners and pledgers there.
	2:42pm V Priceless: @ dcp - are you near where 'Walking Dead' is filming?
	2:43pm d¢ pät: and from DC, Ike. Radio is the worst here. Can't even listen to classical station because they play the same 10 waltzes over and over again...
	2:43pm d¢ pät: uh.. I don't know anything about that. I just don't watch any tv at all outside of futbol.
	2:43pm G: The Towson college station is freeform lite, when I'm in Catonsville and in the car...
	2:44pm sphere: amen, dc pat. and i can't stand waltzes.
	2:44pm Ike: @V, isn't that GA?
	2:45pm Cecile: And dcp, didn't DC have great classical radio as recently as about 20 years ago?
	2:45pm d¢ pät: you'd think, just sometimes, they'd play something written in the 20th century!! But no, nothing...
	2:45pm Claw!: Yeah, I hear good things about the Towson station. I just never tuned in because I already have FMU. :-P
	2:46pm coelacanth: i've got to actually work now ciao people Thanks Diane
	2:46pm Caryn: I wonder if DC classical radio has taken lessons from the various political spin doctors? "Stick to a handful of inoffensive waltzes, so you don't upset anyone. Don't do anything daring or that might put off some listeners. No, put the Penderecki down!"
	2:46pm V Priceless: Ike: you're right. They may still be filming there, even though the story line has taken them to Arlington, VA.
	2:46pm sphere: i have a hard time liking the Towson station because i always catch them playing lame "Americana" tunes.
	2:47pm V Priceless: see ya, Chops
	2:47pm Claw!: Farewell, dearest Fish! Hope to catch ya later around Spazz Time! :)
	2:48pm Caryn: Bye for now, Chops!
	2:48pm Ike: @CD Tap, at least you have the bluegrass translator in DC. Though of course that's only good if you like bluegrass and I'm guessing you don't.
	2:48pm d¢ pät: THREAT!!
	2:48pm cory: toodles fish, cya later
	2:48pm Claw!: I'm really digging the D-M-V representation on the comments board!
	2:51pm d¢ pät: I'm ok with bluegrass but that's not on the air anymore, you have to stream it.
	2:51pm Cecile: well, we pretty much talk about food any time of the day. and thanks!
	2:51pm d¢ pät: TACOS!
	2:51pm Cecile: tacostacostacos!
	2:51pm V Priceless: chops, food, same difference...ha
	2:53pm V Priceless: pony up, peeples!
	2:53pm Ike: So @Claw you're still in MD? I guess I can't come to yr record store and sarcastically tell you to smile then. (And then prob get clawed for being a jackass, ha.)
	2:53pm Caryn: Speaking of Americana and bluegrass, the Grammy categories flummox me, because there's "roots Americana", "regional Americana", "bluegrass" etc. as separate things, and I'm at a loss to figure out how they classify some stuff as one and not the other. They must have way more precise definitions for those genres than most. Or they just pick names out of a hat for each.
	2:53pm cory: c'mon, i don't even like metal and i love Diane's show!!
	2:55pm d¢ pät: I'm with you cory, not a metal guy but I LOVE DK's show. That's what FMU is all about.
	2:55pm G: @sphere: That's what I was getting at with "freeform lite" -- Towson has nothing at all scary or too weird -- only gets a car listen. When I'm stationary down there, it's FMU streaming on the work laptop lol
	2:55pm cory: although i blame that on my local metal scene
	2:56pm Ike: @DCP, really? They dumped that translator signal from Bethesda? Crap.
	2:56pm Cecile: sub "classic rock" for Americana and that works. Bluegrass is its own thing
	2:57pm d¢ pät: yeah, it was the only thing interesting. Although they do have BBC now..which is...OK. Better than NPR.
	2:57pm Claw!: Ike, I am indeed in MD. I welcome any FMU listeners to stop by the shop. I might smile if you say hello.
	2:58pm SeanG: Release the Pidge!
	2:58pm Cecile: Tell her she looks pretty. ;D
	2:58pm Cecile: fight! fight!
	2:59pm cory: cecile, no thanks. i like my teeth.
	2:59pm Caryn: @Cecile: It's just they have very small subcategories for some genres (soul, gospel, Americana, country and bluegrass in its various forms), and then very general genres, like rock, hard rock, pop, etc.
	2:59pm d¢ pät: where, Clawl?
	2:59pm Claw!: Oh, Lord, Cecile... But yeah, tell me I'm pretty. I need that affirmation or I wither away.
	2:59pm V Priceless: Thanks Diane and Martha! Fun show!
	2:59pm Claw!: Joe's Record Paradise!
	3:00pm Cecile: yeah, the Grammies are pretty dopey.
	3:00pm d¢ pät: Oh, yeah! I've been there. Not for a while though...
	3:00pm cory: wahoooooo Frank!!!
	👻 3:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: 95% is an A in most classes. Good work, everyone!
	4:04pm Ike: @Fjolla, very cool! Did you add yourself to the marathon map?

Diane's Kamikaze Fun Machine: Playlist from March 19, 2015

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March 19, 2015: Marathon Week #2 with MARTHA

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Killing Joke	Absoute Dissent "Absoute Dissent" by "Killing Joke"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Kvelertak	Offernatt "Offernatt" by "Kvelertak"	0:07:17 (Pop-up)

Oozing Wound	Colonel's Kernel "Colonel's Kernel" by "Oozing Wound"	0:19:57 (Pop-up)
Iggy Pop	Five Foot One "Five Foot One" by "Iggy Pop"	0:25:02 (Pop-up)

Spiritual Beggars	Turn The Tide "Turn The Tide" by "Spiritual Beggars"	0:45:24 (Pop-up)
Mastodon	Hand Of Stone "Hand Of Stone" by "Mastodon"	0:48:27 (Pop-up)
Bad Brains	Attitude "Attitude" by "Bad Brains"	0:51:58 (Pop-up)

Residents	Jailhouse Rock "Jailhouse Rock" by "Residents"	0:58:12 (Pop-up)
Singing Dictionary	Breaking the Law	1:10:44 (Pop-up)
Raspberry Bulbs	Finger Bones "Finger Bones" by "Raspberry Bulbs"	1:13:15 (Pop-up)

Yob	Nothing to Win "Nothing to Win" by "Yob"	1:22:46 (Pop-up)
Golden Void	Art of Invading "Art of Invading" by "Golden Void"	1:34:22 (Pop-up)

Larry Wallis	Police Car "Police Car" by "Larry Wallis"	1:45:47 (Pop-up)
Slayer	Angel of Death "Angel of Death" by "Slayer"	1:55:48 (Pop-up)
Carcass	Cross my Heart "Cross my Heart" by "Carcass"	2:00:34 (Pop-up)

Dust	All In All "All In All" by "Dust"	2:13:00 (Pop-up)
Saints	A Million Miles Away "A Million Miles Away" by "Saints"	2:23:23 (Pop-up)
Voivod	Cockroaches "Cockroaches" by "Voivod"	2:26:43 (Pop-up)

Pharmakon	Crawling On Bruised Knees	2:40:19 (Pop-up)
Minor Threat	Seeing Red "Seeing Red" by "Minor Threat"	2:47:02 (Pop-up)

El Dopa	Ruined "Ruined" by "El Dopa"	2:53:29 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:02pm Claw!: BOO-YA!
	12:02pm Cecile: hraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
	12:02pm V Priceless: Hey Diane! C Section assemble!
	12:03pm Claw!: Yo, V! Where mah C-Words at???
	12:03pm cory: (explosion-like mouth noise)
	12:03pm common: yay!
	12:03pm Cecile: hyer.
	12:06pm Polyus: KJ had the decency to put the one stinker on this album at the very end.
	12:06pm r i s k y: Go Diane! SurPrize me! I already swagged my life away so tempt me with the fabulous prizes!
	12:06pm coe: 'ello folks
	12:07pm Martha: Hey all! Thanks for checking in and please pledge to support Diane & WFMU: wfmu.org or 1-800-989-9369
	12:08pm Cecile: kvertelak!
	12:09pm Claw!: Fuck yeah! RAWWWWK!
	12:09pm Polyus: Cecile, did you get to see Yob the other night?
	12:10pm Chris from DC: Ooh, was that with Enslaved?
	12:11pm Cecile: I didn't. I was bummed, but I just couldn't do it. And Enslaved was there too. :(
	12:11pm Polyus: @Chris - yep.
	12:11pm Cecile: I was starting a new art class, and I was trying to pace myself.
	12:11pm Caryn: Oh, look, the C-section is mostly assembled!
	12:12pm coe: As V Priceless said the C Section is here.
	12:13pm Chris from DC: Yeah, I regret missing that tour, but will be seeing Yob at Deathfest. Can't waut.
	12:13pm Polyus: I don't know how they do it. So heavy and yet so. . .euphoric, I guess. Just beautiful. I've been on a Yob vibe all week. Didn't catch much of Enslaved though.
	12:15pm Claw!: narrowing eyes - darting side to side Yes we are mostly here... however, the fish is missing...
	12:15pm Cecile: I have missed them twice. Oh, well, deferred gratification is good, right?
	12:17pm Polyus: Hopefully they'll be back as a headliner.
	12:18pm Cecile: Yeah, I'd like to see them or Enslaved or just about anyone I like. Ergh.
	12:18pm coelacanth: Hi Diane Martha and sundry death defyers
	12:19pm Claw!: There he is!
	12:19pm Cecile: I love it when she says "oozing wound"
	12:19pm Cecile: we are still missing Ms. Pi.
	12:20pm Claw!: She does say it very nicely.
	12:20pm Claw!: True dat - where is Cheri??
	12:21pm d¢ pät: president!
	12:22pm Claw!: hahaha ... I like this song title. I think it would also make a good band name.
	12:22pm coelacanth: hi Claw! 'sorry -i saw your comment before but i was talking with someone. as i've said, i'm envious of your work situation! ...if i wore an fmu tshirt today i'd ruin it. i dont want to ruin any more of them.
	12:22pm Diane Kamikaze: Good afternoon everyone!! I guess I will wait a few more minutes to play some Voivod if CP is missing... If you haven't given, well, you know what to do! And huge thanks and lots of love to all of you (who have and haven't, to be honest! :) )
	12:22pm Ike: "They're not on drugs or anything...." Ha ha, some of them are definitely on drugs!
	12:23pm Diane Kamikaze: But we are giving away the OOZING WOUND and RESIDENTS now...
	12:23pm cory: i guess i could get a ride down to Cin and looks for her. ya know, wander the streets screaming "Cheri Pi, come out and play."
	12:23pm d¢ pät: Pi, I summon thee...
	12:25pm coelacanth: aw i Like this!
	12:25pm cory: hrm, these plastic bottles on my fingers do not clink well.
	12:25pm Claw!: I'm doing a Pi dance in hopes of making it Pi.
	12:25pm coelacanth: ...(and this!)
	12:25pm d¢ pät: IGGGGGYYY!!!
	👻 12:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: My handle starts and ends with K, which sounds like a hard C.
	12:26pm r i s k y: THIS MAH SHIT DIANE!!!
	12:26pm d¢ pät: d¢ pät's favorite Iggy album
	12:27pm cory: for me it's American Caesar. introduced me to Iggy and Henry.
	12:28pm Koelacanth,in solidarity: and my c sounds like an s.
	12:28pm Ralphine: Iggy Pop. Best known for his guest-star turn on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
	12:28pm r i s k y: I've been depressed, I've had this song in my head for a week straight. I'm 5'8
	12:28pm coe: Iggy is one of those folks that I knew who he was before I ever heard him
	12:29pm Claw!: Ken from HP, you can be an "Honorable Mention" Member, but only you. Next thing you know, the people whose names sound like an "S" will want in too, and then they're gonna start letting people get married to animals, and you how that's all gonna end. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
	12:30pm Chris from DC: He's 5' 1" and I barely was able to see him at a sold out show once.
	12:30pm d¢ pät: He's not lying either, he is only 5'1"
	12:30pm coelacanth: 5'8 is tall enough. i hope.
	12:31pm cory: actually i'm wrong. The Adventures of Pete and Pete intro'd me to Iggy
	12:31pm Claw!: PETE AND PETE FOR LYFE
	12:33pm Claw!: Tall enough for what, Fish?
	12:34pm cory: dance for me petunia
	12:35pm Claw!: WART Radio is the second-best radio station in the nation.
	12:38pm coe: God I love Pete and Pete.
	12:38pm Artie Haywire: Did someone say "Tire Air"!?!
	12:39pm r i s k y: Don't forget the drugs!
	12:40pm coelacanth: tall enough to reach the top,Bear!
	12:40pm MuttonChops: Does the grand prize come with a dime bag?
	12:42pm chops: since you didn't i'm taking this c-name.
	12:44pm chops: ...and, probably not;but a good idea for the future.
	12:44pm MuttonChops: VealCutlet is not available but cutlet is.
	12:46pm Cuestion Mark: Does this count?
	12:47pm Ike: Is that Bat Ranch Mike that Diane was talking about? Go Mike!
	12:49pm Claw!: YRREEAAAH!
	12:50pm Cecile: Everyone gets an honorary silent invisible C in front of their name in the C section. No one's left out.
	12:52pm Claw!: sigh There goes Cecile, with her "inclusiveness." I will hesitantly agree to this, but only for today.
	12:52pm (c)cory: cool
	12:52pm Cecile: No. Forever.
	12:53pm Martha: $20 or more and you get a chance to win the Ooozing Wound and Residents double lp anthology - pledge! wfmu.org
	12:53pm common: crazy
	12:53pm d¢ pät: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNS!!
	12:53pm MuttonChops: There s one c-word no has chosen yet.
	12:53pm Cecile: I'm waiting to see what's coming up next.
	12:53pm V Priceless: brains!
	12:53pm Charles: My middle name. [Dean]
	12:54pm d¢ pät: You just got yourself a pledge, lady!
	12:54pm coe: I'm with Cecile :)
	12:54pm Cecile: If you want to change your name, cool. But absolutely not necessary.
	12:54pm coelacanth: well i don't need "chops",so i'll let it go. (even though more people call me chops than coelacanth.)
	12:55pm Cecile: plow snow is the worst.
	12:55pm cory: asphalt sounds so dirty
	12:55pm d¢ pät: snow changes the world, stops commerce, it's amazing.
	12:55pm Cecile: well, whatever works coel.
	12:56pm V Priceless: ha! 'chops' it is, Fish!
	12:57pm coelacanth: i want another month of winter.
	12:57pm MuttonChops: Booyah!
	12:58pm Claw!: shakes head
	12:58pm V Priceless: i want tomorrow to be 75 degrees
	12:58pm Dean: Oakland!
	12:58pm cory: coelacanth, me too. we barely had one week in the single digits this year
	12:59pm MuttonChops: Send the snow to California.
	1:00pm Claw!: I'm with MuttonChops. To California!
	1:00pm Hugh: Let's rocooooooook!
	1:02pm coelacanth: V! No!...i'm not sure i want to be packaged for my facial hair! cory, i don't mind the sub-zero,but i'm not partial to it...it's the snow & the lack of activity outside that i'll miss.
	1:02pm d¢ pät: that was fabulous. My favorite is their cover of satisfaction.
	1:03pm Claw!: Fish Chops?
	1:03pm Dean: Mine is either The Beatles Play the Residents and the Residents Play the Beatles or Eskimo.
	1:03pm V Priceless: @ Fish - no reason you should be spared from daily 'chops' persecution. Line starts behind me, bro...ha!
	1:04pm Claw!: Priceless Chops?
	1:05pm Claw!: Do you even chop, Bro?
	1:05pm V Priceless: Chops Priceless...ta da...and I have my C Section name!
	1:05pm cory: aw dude, those first couple deep breathes of sub-zero air are so... yes? life-affirming? crescent fresh? yes, yes and crescent fresh.
	1:08pm cory: i shrink away for days too
	1:08pm MuttonChops: Cold Fish Chops
	1:08pm rebornhonest: is the Eugene, OR band you're going to play "Dose" from C/Z records?
	1:08pm coelacanth: (i'm shaving now.) okay cory,true. but i know that every winter i want more winter and every summer i want a longer summer...then,for work-related reasons the same goes for spring & autumn too.
	1:10pm cory: haha, for work related reasons i kinda hate spring and fall. eff food holidays!
	1:10pm coe: just took a pledge from a man who can no longer puck up the station but got the flyer in the mail and still wanted to pledge
	1:12pm r i s k y: BREAK DA LAWZ!
	1:12pm Chris from DC: Brilliant
	1:12pm Claw!: URRRGGH... Customer: "Y'all got CDs here, too?" Me: "Yes indeed. Right back here." C: "You a beautiful woman" M: silence "Ok... But the CDs are that way..." C. "You're welcome." This exchange just happened. Gaahhd. My eyes almost rolled outta my skull. That shit is so irritating.
	1:13pm Claw!: OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU DIANE I LOVE YOU
	1:13pm phat: What the hell is this? It's ridiculous. Why haven't I heard it before?
	1:13pm Polyus: Are you sure Clay P. didn't come up with this?
	1:14pm Claw!: Da BULBS!
	1:15pm Cecile: Claw! that is so annoying. I'm sorry.
	1:15pm r i s k y: AHHHHHGGG! Bulbs!
	1:15pm Ike: A pledger who can't puck up the station anymore? Maybe he should ice his antenna. Take it to the pawn shop and put it in hock(ey). /ducks/
	1:15pm phat: This Raspberry Bulbs is one of the coolest recordings I've ever heard.
	1:17pm Cecile: I'm your mother this year.
	1:17pm Claw!: Yeah, Cecile. I know you know what I mean. Sucks! I mean, does that ever get a positive response?? Why??
	1:18pm d¢ pät: I agree, great interviews on DK's show. Fantastic.
	1:18pm cory: Claw, sounds like he is playing the 1 in 100 game.
	1:18pm Cecile: or the other one, "Smile. You'd be pretty if you smiled."
	1:18pm coe: @ike damn my fat fingers. lol
	1:19pm Claw!: OMG CECILE, THE "SMILE" SHIT IS THE WORST
	1:19pm d¢ pät: The problem is, I think it does get positive results with certain people. Anti-feminists and such. Oh man, the "smile" one is the worst. mrs. dc pat always replies: "SAY SOMETHING FUNNY."
	1:20pm coe: or moments like having Handsome Dick tell his wife to turn off her hair dryer. lol
	1:20pm Tito "Pepe" Infidado: The Mildred Street Love Revolution Posse is in the House! Rock us Kamikazi!! Viva La South Philadelphia!!
	1:20pm V Priceless: i think record release day is moving to Friday's, so says Billboard.
	1:20pm Cecile: It can be koozies. I learned that from efd yesterday.
	1:21pm coe: V Priceless yes Friday will now be global release day.
	1:21pm V Priceless: @ coe - that was a great moment!
	1:21pm r i s k y: GO FRANK!
	1:21pm Ike: OMGlob DC Pat your lady is awesome. I'm gonna tell my cynical waitress friend about that comeback. She gets that "smile!" BS a lot.
	1:22pm Claw!: d¢ pät, yeah, that's a good reply. Sometimes I'll say "Dance!" And when they look at me weird, I say, "Oh, so we're not demanding things from strangers now? My bad. I thought that's what was happening."
	1:23pm d¢ pät: @Clawl: that's a great one! I'll tell the wifey about that..
	1:24pm d¢ pät: Men are so misinformed 90% of the time. Sorry women...
	1:24pm coelacanth: crap it looks like i missed something new and different. Claw! it sucks you had to have that. 'sorry
	1:25pm Polyus: The man can do this because he drinks tea onstage.
	1:26pm coelacanth: Ha! those are good responses, Claw! & d¢ pät
	1:27pm Dean: I don't want to head too far down the path of gender relations here, but I have to respond to dc pat. Your comment implies that good information will correct bad behavior. I kinda doubt that.
	1:27pm Cecile: If you're not dating us, just treat us like another straight guy. You wouldn't ask a guy to smile or tell them they looked pretty. Don't do that to us. If you want to strike up a conversation with a woman, comment (nicely) on what she's wearing. I have cool glasses, and a lot of people have come up to me and talked about them. That's nice.
	1:28pm Cecile: But then again, I hate M-F gender games. I've been rejected by both sides for being too...much like the other.
	1:28pm Cecile: which is actually a great place to be in for an observer type like me.
	1:29pm Claw!: No need to apologize, Fellas. Y'all are alright in my book. It's those other dudes that need to get that shit figured out. Guys - have a talk with that one friend (you know who he is) about unwanted approaches. They certainly don't respect us ladies enough to hear us out, but perhaps a bro-to-bro convo might get something across.
	1:29pm Alan B: Yeah! Great show and my name spoken by my DJs. I'm never going to wash my ears again. What a good day.
	1:29pm cory: huh, it's always weird for me reading/hearing about this stuff. mom and dad must of done a good job. b/c it makes no sense to me to behave differently
	1:31pm Cecile: It just involves not making any judgments and respecting the other person until they give you reason not to. it's not an easy lesson to learn.
	1:31pm coelacanth: the bar i usually go to,when i go to a bar, has many times thrown people out for that kind of behavior...though occasionally it's an unfair result of a misunderstanding.
	1:32pm d¢ pät: @Dean: not always but it's a damn good place to start. When you're constantly told "Compliment a lady, they love it." or some other shit like that, what else are you going to go on?
	1:32pm Caryn: Yeah, I think most of us would rather hear that our WFMU shirts are cool rather than that "smile" crap or some other lame conversation starter. I once had a guy come up to me in a grocery store, say "you should not lose any weight" and keep walking. WTF?!? I still don't know what that was about. "Yes, complete stranger, I will immediately go home, weigh myself, and make it my life's mission to never stray from those digits in any direction."
	1:33pm Claw!: I've always told my guy friends that the best approach/pick-up line is always, "Hi, my name is ____, what's yours?"
	1:33pm Martha: $20 or more to get in the running for this or the Wreckless Eric CD - wfmu.org or 1-800-989-9368.
	1:33pm d¢ pät: heck, I'll be the first to admit that I needed a little shaping up when I met mrs. dc pat and she shaped me right the hell up! The right influence can change a lot.
	1:33pm cory: wow, that's fucked up
	1:33pm V Priceless: ya gotta love...and hate...people!
	1:35pm Cecile: Although I did have a wasted gay guy give me compliments on my "rack" when hubby and I were also wasted at our neighborhood nightclub on Christmas Eve. It was kinda of funny, because it was an intellectual appreciation of it. "Honey, I'm 100% gay, but..."
	1:36pm Caryn: @Claw!: exactly! Keep it simple and straight-forward. Cheesy pick-up lines or weird comments are not the way to go.
	1:36pm Cecile: I think he was wasted. Because people don't normally talk to my chest, if you know what I mean.
	1:37pm d¢ pät: But that's the problem, our culture drills that cheesy crap into young men I think.
	1:37pm coelacanth: it pisses me off that "gay" guys are "allowed" to objectify others (males and females). ...i guess it's because they're not an intimidation, but it's still bullshit.
	1:37pm Cecile: but what the hell! he gave me my favorite Christmas present - a weird story to tell.
	1:38pm Dean: If only it were just those other dudes. I won't go all Catharine MacKinnon on you, but the problem is greater than the sum of its parts. (BTW, one of the finest moments during my formal education was meeting MacKinnon at a book release event. I love her work.) Tangentially related, last year I grew a pair of pretty substantial mutton chops. I'm usually clean shaven, give or take. Wow, the respect I got from guys! One dude opened a door for me and announced, "It's because of those chops." I've since shaved again (which scared the hell out of my kids).
	1:38pm V Priceless: that gay guy was just being a boob, C.
	1:39pm cory: could this be summed up by, "We all need a little work?"
	1:39pm d¢ pät: huh, I have some chops now and people kind of avoid me...maybe I'm doing it wrong.
	1:39pm Andrew Waterloo: many a child has been terrified by abrupt facial hair changes.
	1:39pm d¢ pät: I'll say @cory.
	1:40pm Cecile: He did apologize. I said, "don't worry about it, it's Xmas eve, we're all drunk and sloppy and thank you."
	1:41pm Tito "Pepe" Infidado: Yes Audio Happiness Finally!
	1:42pm V Priceless: @ Dean - interesting. The 'chop' hate I get is almost headline-news worthy. Who did I kill, for Christ's sake?
	1:43pm coe: http://www.jeffclarktattoo.com
	1:43pm Claw!: Ugh, Caryn, that's ridiculous. People can just be so clueless.
	1:43pm Cecile: I have a pretty thick skin about things like that. I tend to shrug them off, or find them funny. Or make a story out of them.
	1:44pm coelacanth: -what cory said. i met someone who said she was someone's "life coach". i said "and who's Your "life coach"?; she said "I've done all my work." !(...i never called her again.)
	1:45pm Ike: @Caryn, sounds like a clueless dude trying very, very ineptly to fight female body dysmorphia, perhaps? Are there any specifically Finnish ways of obnoxiously hitting on women BTW? Or is the culture not so forward?
	1:46pm V Priceless: @ C - that's the best approach. I have the superpower to morph most things into humor, thankfully.
	1:46pm Cecile: I've been lucky to only have a few incidents of harassment(involving both men and women) in my life. Which I dodged, but were not real fun, either. wow. any teacher or coach who would say that is no teacher or coach.
	1:46pm Claw!: Fish, I don't like the gay guy "liberties," if you will, either. I've been groped by a couple gay dudes, and although I get that they're supposedly "messing around" and/or "nonthreatening," I still don't want to be touched by anyone (especially anywhere within my "bathing suit area") without my consent.
	1:47pm Claw!: MEMBERS!!!!
	1:47pm Cecile: I love Police Car! I have that single.
	1:49pm Dean: @VP: Maybe it's a regional thing. I'm in the Bay Area, which is thick with so-called hipsters, which I am not by a stretch. Chops are the equivalent here of custom exhaust pipes and a Cragar blower manifold and intake in the Midwest. I swear, folks would stop me in the street to compliment the facial hair.
	1:49pm Martha: Agreed Cecile!
	1:49pm Cecile: Well, I wouldn't tolerate that from anyone, Claw! I had a female co-worker grab my ass once at work. I told her "I won't take that from a man, and I won't take it from a women." Then I threatened her with GBH if she ever tried it again. What a f-d up work environment.
	1:49pm Dean: Pink Fairy
	1:50pm cory: i'm glad i have y'all to teach me things
	1:50pm Caryn: @Ike: just the technique of getting slobbery drunk and then trying to get out some coherent words about finding the woman attractive. And when the sight of someone about to pass out doesn't excite the woman, going "come on, come one, what, what?!?" Although there's also the handful of douche canoes that have read some US "players' manual" and try that "degrade women and play weird mind games to try and get dates" crap.
	1:52pm Cecile: I missed out a lot of this because I got married young, but yeah, the pissed off drunk in the bar who blames you for everything wrong in his life just because you don't go home with him.
	👻 1:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was hoping to get some pick-up strategies from Randy from Why Oh Why?, but that may not be the best approach, I'm afraid.
	1:52pm Cecile: oh, that whole players thing. Oy vey.
	1:53pm Andrew Waterloo: hehehe .amazing how douches could come up with something worse that hypnosis.
	1:53pm Cecile: Frazetta cover!
	1:54pm cory: unrelated, where the fuck is Cheri? I wanna hear some Viovod.
	1:54pm V Priceless: that's a riot, Dean - more power to ya! You should consider growing 'em back! I've always been a 'chops' guy - stems from youthful over-exposure to the likes of Matthew Arnold, Noddy Holder and Trevor Bolder.
	1:54pm Cecile: I believe she is on a mini-break for part of this week.
	1:55pm Cecile: I am all about the mutton chops.
	1:56pm Claw!: Yeah, Cecile. I had a drunk female friend repeatedly grab my ass and boobs at a show, and I kept telling her to stop. When she kept doing it, I punched her right in the middle of her chest. I said, "I warned you! You keep poking the rattler after it rattles - don't be surprised when you get bit!" Hasn't happened again since. AND we're still friends! Hooray!
	1:56pm coe: you mean like King Fowley playing No Doubt that was a bit of a surprise
	1:56pm Cecile: see, that's a good friendship.
	1:57pm Claw!: Chops are great. If you can pull that look off, fuckin go for it!
	1:57pm phat: !
	1:59pm Elias: I owned this Slayer album for about a week, then I left it at a neighbors house. A few days later I discovered his mom had thrown it into the garbage. Ah, that mrs. Browne.
	2:00pm V Priceless: so glad we've talked "chop" today...
	2:00pm Dean: I'm not a chops guy so much as a lazy guy. I don't like to shave, and growing chops cut down (pun unintended) on the every-other-daily grind. But keeping chops in shape takes work, too, so whatcha gonna do? Also, I loved telling friends puzzled by my new look why I'd decided to grow them. "I'm starring in a biopic about Lemmy. Playing him as a kid."
	2:00pm Cecile: hahahaha
	2:01pm Claw!: Lemmy was born with chops.
	2:01pm coelacanth: i didn't know sideburns were "hipster" now (whatever that is) -i guess i really should shave!? ...a few years ago people would come up & make some reference to wolverine- who i'd never heard of 'till then; now i just get Lemmy...and i don't look much like Lemmy!
	2:01pm d¢ pät: yeah same deal with a mustache. It's way more work keep a mustache in shape than just shaving the damn thing off. Plus you gotta be ready to back it up at all times...
	2:01pm Cecile: some people are not really very imaginative
	2:02pm Caryn: I did have a guy in one of my retail jobs who would regularly come to the store, corner one of the female salespeople and talk and talk about the race horses he had, how rich he was, how his watch was gold, and how he was sure he "could come up with something" for the salesperson to do if they came and worked for him at his "estate". Yeah, sure, dude. (I should also mention that this was the equivalent of a Dollar Store in terms of prices, making the logic of a supposed millionaire hanging out there regularly even weirder.)
	2:02pm phat: This is kicking my ass!
	2:02pm V Priceless: oh yeah..I embrace the whole Wolverine thing. My kingdom for his recuperative powers, though
	2:02pm Cecile: yeah, dcp, my hub has his trimming and waxing schedule all worked out.
	2:02pm Dean: A millionaire at a dollar store? "I'll take a million of those, a million of these..."
	2:04pm V Priceless: @ Caryn: why do you think he's a millionaire? ha
	2:04pm Claw!: Wolverine is fuckin hot
	2:04pm Andrew Waterloo: Despite the fact that stores are typically the only place where I'm around women, I've never considered it an appropriate pick-up venue.
	2:05pm Cecile: NICE!
	2:05pm Dean: I remember working the record store, late '70s, making change with a silver dollar. The customer returned it, "I hate these!" My response, "Geez, I'd love a million of 'em." "Really?!," responded the customer before doing the simple math.
	2:05pm Claw!: Sorry - it's the first thought that comes to mind when I hear "Wolverine"
	2:05pm Chris from DC: Dammit, I missed Angel of Death.
	2:06pm coelacanth: pig!!
	2:06pm Cecile: that album cover for the last release had all those medical tools photographed like they were little china dolls
	2:06pm d¢ pät: alright got another dang meeting. Gonna drop some $$$ and catch you later. THANKS DK!
	2:06pm Claw!: Not to objectify him or anything. But I totally do.
	2:06pm Caryn: @V P: I didn't think so, but that was his whole schpiel, to whichever woman he managed to corner. And heck, he might've had some money, but I don't think the "find the first woman who has to listen to you politely and talk about how rich you are and how she could maybe service you if you paid her" is ever a good strategy. Just skeezy.
	2:07pm Claw!: Later, d¢ pät!
	2:07pm Claw!: Not pig. Bear.
	2:07pm marc: Diane, WFMU has the effect on me, a calming warm bath feeling
	2:07pm Cecile: bye, pat!
	2:08pm sphere: hello
	2:08pm Cecile: you read or watch enough things about crime, you realize that every line is going to work eventually if the sayer is crazy and persistent enough. It's sobering.
	2:08pm d¢ pät: Later kids!
	2:08pm V Priceless: Baking cookies with Carcass! @ Caryn: I'm of the belief that anyone who has to openly admit to being rich...isn't.
	2:09pm coelacanth: hi may name is "coelacanth". what's your's?...Bear!?
	2:10pm Cecile: ooh, you should put pics of the show, too.
	2:10pm coelacanth: ciao d¢ pät
	2:10pm Claw!: your's?
	2:10pm Elias: My brother got a Manowar setlist that they used the back side to keep score in a cribbage game!
	2:11pm Claw!: HAH! My name is Nunya. Nunya DamBidness.
	2:11pm Cecile: awesome
	2:12pm Polyus: The loudest cribbage game in the world, I assume.
	2:13pm Cecile: "Peg for Metal!"
	2:14pm sphere: gives a new meaning to Big Casino.
	2:15pm Elias: HAHA! I'm gonna look for it sometime. I think it had initals so maybe I can figure out who was playing and who won! Imagine the bets that ride on a Manowar cribbage game! Winner gets to throw the Trident!
	2:15pm Andrew Waterloo: I wonder what the call the Skunk line in heavy metal crib
	2:16pm Cecile: Either the "Trail of Death", or the skunk line.
	2:16pm V Priceless: I need this Dust record, among countless others.
	2:17pm Andrew Waterloo: I love that Dust album
	2:18pm Andrew Waterloo: Fun memories of going to a house show with a bunch of stoner rock bands.
	2:19pm Claw!: THE C-SECTION!
	2:20pm V Priceless: Let's do this, people! Lurkers pledge now, or Claw! will slap ya upside the skull!
	2:20pm cory: what frequency does kearny get?
	2:21pm cory: trying to bring in my jersey in-laws
	2:21pm Claw!: PLEDGE OR I WILL GIVE YOU AN EYEBROW SCAR
	2:22pm V Priceless: cory - what about your jersey outlaws?
	2:24pm Caryn: Had to leave for a bit to get the laundry down off the line. Now wearing my freshly-laundered WFMU hoodie and enjoying the first ever macarons I've eaten.
	2:25pm cory: well, my jersey in-laws are the cool in-laws, so that makes them mid-west outlaws. so i'm kinda cornfused.
	2:26pm Ike: Kearny is 91.1.
	2:27pm Cecile: VOIVOD!
	2:27pm Chris from DC: VVVVOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOODDDD!!!!!
	2:27pm Claw!: VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!
	2:28pm cory: i know jersey-john listened to the Upsala era. also why isn't Kearny pronounced the way it is spelled?
	2:28pm sphere: VOIIIVOD!
	2:28pm V Priceless: \m/
	2:30pm Chris from DC: Oh man I needed this.
	2:30pm Caryn: @V P: I think old money never talks about it. But the "nouveau riche" and especially the yuppie types who need to flash their wealth around ("conspicuous consumption" and all that) can't stop telling everyone how well off they are.
	2:31pm cory: VOIVOD!! clara, is voivod still together? i've got to know!!!
	2:33pm V Priceless: Damned documentary premiering @ SXSW
	2:36pm d¢ pät: Hi, it's me, I'm back. VA blows. But DC rules.
	2:36pm d¢ pät: I think I was at one of the shows in that Damned documentary.
	2:36pm sphere: MD ain't bad.
	2:37pm Claw!: Listeners! Keep the pledges coming. Let's make Diane clap so much that her hands bleed. Let's keep it brutal!
	2:37pm coe: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooddddddddd!!!!!!!!!
	2:37pm Claw!: I like MD - especially my beloved Baltimore. :)
	2:38pm V Priceless: cool, dc! @ Caryn: yeah, that's not surprising.
	2:38pm Cecile: yay coe!
	2:38pm Caryn: @V P: hah, until DCP's comment, I didn't realise it was a documentary about the Damned, I just thought you were pissed off, all "damned documentary!"
	2:38pm sphere: I am a Catonsville kid. :)
	2:39pm V Priceless: @ coe: do you get to walk out of there, swag-in-hand? : )
	2:40pm G: My brother, his wife, and my parents, all live in Catonsville. Small world alert lol
	2:41pm V Priceless: haha! I'm a sucker for ANY documentary, actually, Caryn, but that's funny.
	2:41pm sphere: wow G, small world indeed. though i did grow up in Rockville.
	2:41pm d¢ pät: I work in Arlington (Ballston) and it might as well be 1000 miles away from DC. and it's only 5 miles away.
	2:42pm Ike: I'm from MD too. I have a soft spot for Baltimore even though I'm in NYC now and probably for good. Radio is atrocious in MD though. That's why so many FMU listeners and pledgers there.
	2:42pm V Priceless: @ dcp - are you near where 'Walking Dead' is filming?
	2:43pm d¢ pät: and from DC, Ike. Radio is the worst here. Can't even listen to classical station because they play the same 10 waltzes over and over again...
	2:43pm d¢ pät: uh.. I don't know anything about that. I just don't watch any tv at all outside of futbol.
	2:43pm G: The Towson college station is freeform lite, when I'm in Catonsville and in the car...
	2:44pm sphere: amen, dc pat. and i can't stand waltzes.
	2:44pm Ike: @V, isn't that GA?
	2:45pm Cecile: And dcp, didn't DC have great classical radio as recently as about 20 years ago?
	2:45pm d¢ pät: you'd think, just sometimes, they'd play something written in the 20th century!! But no, nothing...
	2:45pm Claw!: Yeah, I hear good things about the Towson station. I just never tuned in because I already have FMU. :-P
	2:46pm coelacanth: i've got to actually work now ciao people Thanks Diane
	2:46pm Caryn: I wonder if DC classical radio has taken lessons from the various political spin doctors? "Stick to a handful of inoffensive waltzes, so you don't upset anyone. Don't do anything daring or that might put off some listeners. No, put the Penderecki down!"
	2:46pm V Priceless: Ike: you're right. They may still be filming there, even though the story line has taken them to Arlington, VA.
	2:46pm sphere: i have a hard time liking the Towson station because i always catch them playing lame "Americana" tunes.
	2:47pm V Priceless: see ya, Chops
	2:47pm Claw!: Farewell, dearest Fish! Hope to catch ya later around Spazz Time! :)
	2:48pm Caryn: Bye for now, Chops!
	2:48pm Ike: @CD Tap, at least you have the bluegrass translator in DC. Though of course that's only good if you like bluegrass and I'm guessing you don't.
	2:48pm d¢ pät: THREAT!!
	2:48pm cory: toodles fish, cya later
	2:48pm Claw!: I'm really digging the D-M-V representation on the comments board!
	2:51pm d¢ pät: I'm ok with bluegrass but that's not on the air anymore, you have to stream it.
	2:51pm Cecile: well, we pretty much talk about food any time of the day. and thanks!
	2:51pm d¢ pät: TACOS!
	2:51pm Cecile: tacostacostacos!
	2:51pm V Priceless: chops, food, same difference...ha
	2:53pm V Priceless: pony up, peeples!
	2:53pm Ike: So @Claw you're still in MD? I guess I can't come to yr record store and sarcastically tell you to smile then. (And then prob get clawed for being a jackass, ha.)
	2:53pm Caryn: Speaking of Americana and bluegrass, the Grammy categories flummox me, because there's "roots Americana", "regional Americana", "bluegrass" etc. as separate things, and I'm at a loss to figure out how they classify some stuff as one and not the other. They must have way more precise definitions for those genres than most. Or they just pick names out of a hat for each.
	2:53pm cory: c'mon, i don't even like metal and i love Diane's show!!
	2:55pm d¢ pät: I'm with you cory, not a metal guy but I LOVE DK's show. That's what FMU is all about.
	2:55pm G: @sphere: That's what I was getting at with "freeform lite" -- Towson has nothing at all scary or too weird -- only gets a car listen. When I'm stationary down there, it's FMU streaming on the work laptop lol
	2:55pm cory: although i blame that on my local metal scene
	2:56pm Ike: @DCP, really? They dumped that translator signal from Bethesda? Crap.
	2:56pm Cecile: sub "classic rock" for Americana and that works. Bluegrass is its own thing
	2:57pm d¢ pät: yeah, it was the only thing interesting. Although they do have BBC now..which is...OK. Better than NPR.
	2:57pm Claw!: Ike, I am indeed in MD. I welcome any FMU listeners to stop by the shop. I might smile if you say hello.
	2:58pm SeanG: Release the Pidge!
	2:58pm Cecile: Tell her she looks pretty. ;D
	2:58pm Cecile: fight! fight!
	2:59pm cory: cecile, no thanks. i like my teeth.
	2:59pm Caryn: @Cecile: It's just they have very small subcategories for some genres (soul, gospel, Americana, country and bluegrass in its various forms), and then very general genres, like rock, hard rock, pop, etc.
	2:59pm d¢ pät: where, Clawl?
	2:59pm Claw!: Oh, Lord, Cecile... But yeah, tell me I'm pretty. I need that affirmation or I wither away.
	2:59pm V Priceless: Thanks Diane and Martha! Fun show!
	2:59pm Claw!: Joe's Record Paradise!
	3:00pm Cecile: yeah, the Grammies are pretty dopey.
	3:00pm d¢ pät: Oh, yeah! I've been there. Not for a while though...
	3:00pm cory: wahoooooo Frank!!!
	👻 3:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: 95% is an A in most classes. Good work, everyone!
	4:04pm Ike: @Fjolla, very cool! Did you add yourself to the marathon map?

Diane's Kamikaze Fun Machine: Playlist from March 19, 2015

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