WFMU: Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from August 27, 2015

Listener comments!
	7:55pm sinner: Hey B.Ray: Down at Pops this weekend.
	8:01pm P-90: howdy, sinner. And sinners all.
	8:02pm sinner: Word has it / That he is not tiny./ But sports a fedora / Our friend, P-90.
	8:05pm Brother Ray: 10-4. try to get over there. Sunday affa noon?
	8:06pm JakeGould: “The chicken eating false preacher…” YEAH! THAT GUY!
	8:06pm DeaconDave: I'm here
	8:06pm chris: yo, sinner, P-90, Bro Ray, JakeGould, DeaconDave, All!
	8:07pm Brother Ray: [waves to the gathered brothers and sisters...]
	8:07pm sinner: Hey, hey all you knuckleheads. BR: Sunday aft. is fine.
	8:08pm JakeGould: Hey Chris. Look out for that chicken eating false preacher. He’s a false chicken eater.
	8:08pm DeaconDave: Brother Ray - how ya doing?
	8:08pm sinner: That drop in was from a message left on my answering machine.
	8:09pm chris: false chickens are the worst!
	8:10pm DeaconDave: turkeys they are
	8:11pm Brother Ray: DD--We are blessed beyond measure. Keeping an eye on NW Florida and serving as led...
	8:14pm Brother Ray: Witness for the changing!
	8:14pm sinner: Anyone suffering from scalp or hair problems?
	8:15pm DeaconDave: Sinner is a little slow on the play list
	8:16pm DeaconDave: I put a dollar in the mail already
	8:19pm DeaconDave: One beautiful Sunday morning, Samuel, a priest, announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands, three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.
	8:22pm DeaconDave: The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Jonathan's hand. As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked. "Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!" "I don't want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered. "I want you to have it," said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says you're the ever poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you."
	8:23pm DeaconDave: After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
	8:25pm sinner: You've reached your three joke limit, DD.
	8:26pm DeaconDave: Sorry
	8:26pm DeaconDave: It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple.One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He went back out to the church and began the job.He got done with the first side. It was looking great. But he noticed he had already used a half gallon. He didn't want to run back in town and being the creative person that he was, he found a gallon of thinner in the shed out back, and began to thin his paint.It worked out great. He finished the remaining three sides with that last half gallon of paint.That night, it rained: it rained hard. The next morning when he stepped outside of the parsonage to admire his work, he saw that the first side was looking great, but that the paint on the other three sides had washed away.The pastor looked up in sky in anguish and cried out, "What shall I do?"A voice came back from the heavens saying, "Repaint, and thin no more!"
	8:27pm sinner: Go sit in the corner!!
	8:27pm DeaconDave: It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple.One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He went back out to the church and began the job.He got done with the first side. It was looking great. But he noticed he had already used a half gallon. He didn't want to run back in town and being the creative person that he was, he found a gallon of thinner in the shed out back, and began to thin his paint.It worked out great. He finished the remaining three sides with that last half gallon of paint.That night, it rained: it rained hard. The next morning when he stepped outside of the parsonage to admire his work, he saw that the first side was looking great, but that the paint on the other three sides had washed away.The pastor looked up in sky in anguish and cried out, "What shall I do?"A voice came back from the heavens saying, "Repaint, and thin no more!"
	8:27pm DeaconDave: Tee hee. OK I'll stop now
	8:28pm chris: loving the music and the images tonight, Brother Kevin
	8:28pm common: good thurs. to you all!
	8:29pm chris: hey, common!
	8:31pm DeaconDave: I like this one alot
	8:32pm JakeGould: "Repaint, and thin no more!" I don’t get it.
	8:32pm sinner: Hey, common. dude.
	8:34pm Brother Ray: Bernice will have her fan.
	8:35pm Brother Ray: Hope she didn't hurt no one...
	8:36pm chris: Repent and sin no more, Jake... i am too far removed from Christianity to know more about the origin of that phrase.
	8:37pm Brother Ray: Move on up a little higher....
	8:37pm Bronwyn Bishop: So nice to hear a couple Philly artists (specifically North Philly- I grew up there).
	8:37pm DeaconDave: You tube has some stuff on the Friendly Five
	8:38pm Bronwyn Bishop: And I used to live in Winston-Salem (like the Friendly Five)! All my hometown heroes tonight...
	8:40pm DeaconDave: An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you." God said, "OK, let me see you do it." So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
	8:40pm sinner: Philly JRs' were monsters! (In a good way, of course).
	8:41pm JakeGould: I still don’t get it.
	8:42pm DeaconDave: Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads. One said. "My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him 50 bucks." "Oh, yah. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him 100 bucks." "That's nothin'," said the third kid. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money!"
	8:43pm sinner: Brother Ray: Make DD stop.
	8:43pm chris: i can offer no more help, Jake... i'm now struggling with "an atheist scientist came to God"...
	8:44pm JakeGould: Yeah, but I still am having difficulties. Should I ask Siri?
	8:46pm DeaconDave: Ok, I'm done
	8:46pm Brother Ray: [Puts DD in the Holy Half Nelson]
	8:46pm DeaconDave: SORRY
	8:47pm JakeGould: Do we need to take up collection for a full Nelson?
	8:47pm Brother Ray: Don't make me break out the Spiritual Supplex, DD...
	8:47pm DeaconDave: Did you hear about the about the Southern Baptist who was in the habit of sneaking to the race track to bet on the horses? God must have a sense of humor. He created us, didn't He? One day he was losing badly when he saw a priest step onto the track, walk up to line-up and bless one of the horses on the forehead. The horse was a long shot, but the Southern Baptist thought, "With the priest's blessing, surely this horse will win." He placed a small bet and, sure enough, the horse came in first. At the next race, the priest stepped onto the track and blessed another horse's forehead. Even though this horse was also a long shot, the Southern Baptist was a little bolder this time and placed a larger bet on that horse. Again, it won. A third time, the priest stepped onto the track and blessed a horse on the forehead. Like the others, this horse was also a long shot. The Southern Baptist placed an even larger bet this time and, sure enough the horse won. This pattern continued throughout the day with the priest blessing the forehead of a long shot horse, the Southern Baptist placing larger and larger bets and the horse always winning. At the last race of the day, the Southern Baptist thought, "I have got to go for broke here." With great anticipation, he watched as the priest stepped onto the field one more time, walked up to the line-up and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses. The Southern Baptist ran to the ticket counter and bet all he had on that horse. The horse came in dead last! As he was walking out, he saw the priest. Walking up to him, he demanded, "What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they won, even though they were long shots. Then at the last race you blessed a horse, I bet everything and the horse lost." "That's the problem with you Protestants," said the priest. "You can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites."
	8:47pm Bronwyn Bishop: Holy crap DD
	8:48pm DeaconDave: SORRY, the temptation is great
	8:48pm Brother Ray: Ouch, that stinks.
	8:49pm Brother Ray: Fortunately the music is great...
	8:49pm JakeGould: What’s a Protestant? This show is a bit weird to me this week.
	8:50pm Brother Ray: Need to sign JG up for the World Religions seminar.
	8:50pm Lonely Planet Boy: between the great music, art & imagery, and Deacon Dave, this has been an entertaining hour.
	8:50pm chris: a person who's taking part in a protest, of course
	8:51pm JakeGould: What’s a religion?
	8:51pm chris: or maybe its an insect protest... i can't remember
	8:51pm sinner: JakeGould is being facetious. BR: Where's your hand right now??
	8:52pm sinner: Yes-suh. Typing with one hand right now.
	8:52pm Brother Ray: Up high and swaying
	8:53pm DeaconDave: I'm laughing so hard I wet myself
	8:53pm Brother Ray: DD got tears running down his leg
	8:53pm DeaconDave: This has been so much fun . . . . what's an aetheist?
	8:54pm jon: inspirations indeed. so nice. evening brother kevin and sinners
	8:54pm Brother Ray: cousin to the amythist
	8:54pm sinner: Hey jon. Crazy about this song as well.
	8:55pm DeaconDave: I do not believe in Aethists . . . and they do not believe in God
	8:55pm JakeGould: How does one wet themselves? With a damp towel?
	8:55pm jon: this one cuts deep
	8:55pm JakeGould: Don’t you need a nurse and a special chair for that?
	8:55pm Brother Ray: Give it up for the Atlanta Soul Liberation...
	8:56pm sinner: Alright there ladies and gents. Y'all be good. Roll Tide.
	👋 8:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: That burden (Bourbon?) song was nice.
	8:57pm DeaconDave: Atheists do not exist!
	8:57pm Brother Ray: Think Five Sisters has Biscuits and ham steak on special tonight. C'mon Bernice...
	8:58pm Brother Ray: [Waving goodbye]
	8:58pm DeaconDave: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.......OOOO....I think I wet them again
	8:58pm chris: thanks, Brother Kevin, All
	8:58pm JakeGould: Bye America!

Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from August 27, 2015

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format
Silver Quintette	Sinner's Crossroads	No LP	VJ	1956	78
Sensational Saints of Ohio	Ain't That a Shame	NO LP	Message	1960	45
North Philadelphia Jrs.	Come By Here	NO LP	Savoy	1959	45

Bill Morgan's Kings of Harmony	I Am A Pilgrim	NO LP	Bill Morgan	c.1958	78
Staple Singers	I Know I've Been Changed	NO LP	Riverside	1963	45
Ponder Brothers	Somehow I've Got To Make It	NO LP	HSE	c.1975	45
Bogard Brothers	Stop And Let Me Ride	NO LP	Saviour	1964	45
Sipsey River Primitive Baptist Association Congregation	I Heard the Angels Singing	NO LP	Archive of Alabama Folk Culture	1998	DAT
Spiritual Harmonizers of Philadelphia	Surely It Was Jesus	NO LP	Revelation	1960	45
Friendly Five of Winston-Salem, N. C.	Seal Not My Word		Friendly Five	1962	45

Rev. Marvin C. Hines	Move Upstairs	NO LP	Pilgrim		45
E. Tiny Watkins of Mobile, AL.	Blow Gabriel	NO LP	Watkins	c.1975	45
Rev. E. P. Johnson and the Bibleers	Emanuel	NO LP	L. Brown Recording Co	c.1972	45
Elder L. Grimes and his Spiritual Musicians	How Sweet It Is To Trust In Jesus	NO LP	Rae Cox	1975	45
Mighty Harps of Praise of White Plains of NY	If I Had A Hammer	NO LP	Mozel	c.1973	45
Inspirations	Help Me To Bear My Burden	Inspirations	Atlanta Soul Liberation	1982	LP

Sensational Harmonettes	Lord Will Make A Way Somehow	NO LP	Designer	c.1972

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Listener comments!
	7:55pm sinner: Hey B.Ray: Down at Pops this weekend.
	8:01pm P-90: howdy, sinner. And sinners all.
	8:02pm sinner: Word has it / That he is not tiny./ But sports a fedora / Our friend, P-90.
	8:05pm Brother Ray: 10-4. try to get over there. Sunday affa noon?
	8:06pm JakeGould: “The chicken eating false preacher…” YEAH! THAT GUY!
	8:06pm DeaconDave: I'm here
	8:06pm chris: yo, sinner, P-90, Bro Ray, JakeGould, DeaconDave, All!
	8:07pm Brother Ray: [waves to the gathered brothers and sisters...]
	8:07pm sinner: Hey, hey all you knuckleheads. BR: Sunday aft. is fine.
	8:08pm JakeGould: Hey Chris. Look out for that chicken eating false preacher. He’s a false chicken eater.
	8:08pm DeaconDave: Brother Ray - how ya doing?
	8:08pm sinner: That drop in was from a message left on my answering machine.
	8:09pm chris: false chickens are the worst!
	8:10pm DeaconDave: turkeys they are
	8:11pm Brother Ray: DD--We are blessed beyond measure. Keeping an eye on NW Florida and serving as led...
	8:14pm Brother Ray: Witness for the changing!
	8:14pm sinner: Anyone suffering from scalp or hair problems?
	8:15pm DeaconDave: Sinner is a little slow on the play list
	8:16pm DeaconDave: I put a dollar in the mail already
	8:19pm DeaconDave: One beautiful Sunday morning, Samuel, a priest, announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands, three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.
	8:22pm DeaconDave: The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Jonathan's hand. As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked. "Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!" "I don't want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered. "I want you to have it," said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says you're the ever poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you."
	8:23pm DeaconDave: After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
	8:25pm sinner: You've reached your three joke limit, DD.
	8:26pm DeaconDave: Sorry
	8:26pm DeaconDave: It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple.One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He went back out to the church and began the job.He got done with the first side. It was looking great. But he noticed he had already used a half gallon. He didn't want to run back in town and being the creative person that he was, he found a gallon of thinner in the shed out back, and began to thin his paint.It worked out great. He finished the remaining three sides with that last half gallon of paint.That night, it rained: it rained hard. The next morning when he stepped outside of the parsonage to admire his work, he saw that the first side was looking great, but that the paint on the other three sides had washed away.The pastor looked up in sky in anguish and cried out, "What shall I do?"A voice came back from the heavens saying, "Repaint, and thin no more!"
	8:27pm sinner: Go sit in the corner!!
	8:27pm DeaconDave: It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple.One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He went back out to the church and began the job.He got done with the first side. It was looking great. But he noticed he had already used a half gallon. He didn't want to run back in town and being the creative person that he was, he found a gallon of thinner in the shed out back, and began to thin his paint.It worked out great. He finished the remaining three sides with that last half gallon of paint.That night, it rained: it rained hard. The next morning when he stepped outside of the parsonage to admire his work, he saw that the first side was looking great, but that the paint on the other three sides had washed away.The pastor looked up in sky in anguish and cried out, "What shall I do?"A voice came back from the heavens saying, "Repaint, and thin no more!"
	8:27pm DeaconDave: Tee hee. OK I'll stop now
	8:28pm chris: loving the music and the images tonight, Brother Kevin
	8:28pm common: good thurs. to you all!
	8:29pm chris: hey, common!
	8:31pm DeaconDave: I like this one alot
	8:32pm JakeGould: "Repaint, and thin no more!" I don’t get it.
	8:32pm sinner: Hey, common. dude.
	8:34pm Brother Ray: Bernice will have her fan.
	8:35pm Brother Ray: Hope she didn't hurt no one...
	8:36pm chris: Repent and sin no more, Jake... i am too far removed from Christianity to know more about the origin of that phrase.
	8:37pm Brother Ray: Move on up a little higher....
	8:37pm Bronwyn Bishop: So nice to hear a couple Philly artists (specifically North Philly- I grew up there).
	8:37pm DeaconDave: You tube has some stuff on the Friendly Five
	8:38pm Bronwyn Bishop: And I used to live in Winston-Salem (like the Friendly Five)! All my hometown heroes tonight...
	8:40pm DeaconDave: An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you." God said, "OK, let me see you do it." So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
	8:40pm sinner: Philly JRs' were monsters! (In a good way, of course).
	8:41pm JakeGould: I still don’t get it.
	8:42pm DeaconDave: Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads. One said. "My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him 50 bucks." "Oh, yah. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him 100 bucks." "That's nothin'," said the third kid. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money!"
	8:43pm sinner: Brother Ray: Make DD stop.
	8:43pm chris: i can offer no more help, Jake... i'm now struggling with "an atheist scientist came to God"...
	8:44pm JakeGould: Yeah, but I still am having difficulties. Should I ask Siri?
	8:46pm DeaconDave: Ok, I'm done
	8:46pm Brother Ray: [Puts DD in the Holy Half Nelson]
	8:46pm DeaconDave: SORRY
	8:47pm JakeGould: Do we need to take up collection for a full Nelson?
	8:47pm Brother Ray: Don't make me break out the Spiritual Supplex, DD...
	8:47pm DeaconDave: Did you hear about the about the Southern Baptist who was in the habit of sneaking to the race track to bet on the horses? God must have a sense of humor. He created us, didn't He? One day he was losing badly when he saw a priest step onto the track, walk up to line-up and bless one of the horses on the forehead. The horse was a long shot, but the Southern Baptist thought, "With the priest's blessing, surely this horse will win." He placed a small bet and, sure enough, the horse came in first. At the next race, the priest stepped onto the track and blessed another horse's forehead. Even though this horse was also a long shot, the Southern Baptist was a little bolder this time and placed a larger bet on that horse. Again, it won. A third time, the priest stepped onto the track and blessed a horse on the forehead. Like the others, this horse was also a long shot. The Southern Baptist placed an even larger bet this time and, sure enough the horse won. This pattern continued throughout the day with the priest blessing the forehead of a long shot horse, the Southern Baptist placing larger and larger bets and the horse always winning. At the last race of the day, the Southern Baptist thought, "I have got to go for broke here." With great anticipation, he watched as the priest stepped onto the field one more time, walked up to the line-up and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses. The Southern Baptist ran to the ticket counter and bet all he had on that horse. The horse came in dead last! As he was walking out, he saw the priest. Walking up to him, he demanded, "What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they won, even though they were long shots. Then at the last race you blessed a horse, I bet everything and the horse lost." "That's the problem with you Protestants," said the priest. "You can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites."
	8:47pm Bronwyn Bishop: Holy crap DD
	8:48pm DeaconDave: SORRY, the temptation is great
	8:48pm Brother Ray: Ouch, that stinks.
	8:49pm Brother Ray: Fortunately the music is great...
	8:49pm JakeGould: What’s a Protestant? This show is a bit weird to me this week.
	8:50pm Brother Ray: Need to sign JG up for the World Religions seminar.
	8:50pm Lonely Planet Boy: between the great music, art & imagery, and Deacon Dave, this has been an entertaining hour.
	8:50pm chris: a person who's taking part in a protest, of course
	8:51pm JakeGould: What’s a religion?
	8:51pm chris: or maybe its an insect protest... i can't remember
	8:51pm sinner: JakeGould is being facetious. BR: Where's your hand right now??
	8:52pm sinner: Yes-suh. Typing with one hand right now.
	8:52pm Brother Ray: Up high and swaying
	8:53pm DeaconDave: I'm laughing so hard I wet myself
	8:53pm Brother Ray: DD got tears running down his leg
	8:53pm DeaconDave: This has been so much fun . . . . what's an aetheist?
	8:54pm jon: inspirations indeed. so nice. evening brother kevin and sinners
	8:54pm Brother Ray: cousin to the amythist
	8:54pm sinner: Hey jon. Crazy about this song as well.
	8:55pm DeaconDave: I do not believe in Aethists . . . and they do not believe in God
	8:55pm JakeGould: How does one wet themselves? With a damp towel?
	8:55pm jon: this one cuts deep
	8:55pm JakeGould: Don’t you need a nurse and a special chair for that?
	8:55pm Brother Ray: Give it up for the Atlanta Soul Liberation...
	8:56pm sinner: Alright there ladies and gents. Y'all be good. Roll Tide.
	👋 8:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: That burden (Bourbon?) song was nice.
	8:57pm DeaconDave: Atheists do not exist!
	8:57pm Brother Ray: Think Five Sisters has Biscuits and ham steak on special tonight. C'mon Bernice...
	8:58pm Brother Ray: [Waving goodbye]
	8:58pm DeaconDave: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.......OOOO....I think I wet them again
	8:58pm chris: thanks, Brother Kevin, All
	8:58pm JakeGould: Bye America!

Sinner's Crossroads with Kevin Nutt: Playlist from August 27, 2015

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