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Options January 27, 2016: Tell Professor Breckman

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Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Cliff:

Hey Ken, I propose that the SSD theme song be permanently replaced with Olga Podluzhnaya playing the Jew's harp.
Avatar 6:02pm Marcel M:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Carmichael:

What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?

A know-it-all bitch.
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

shouldn't it be 'til the swelling goes down? just playing grammar nazi.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Carmichael:

Andy, feel free to steal that joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm exiledinbk:

Andy, use ANYTHING but big bang theory! Use Community as a teaching tool.
  6:10pm Fredericks:

Can we still add to the Swelling playlist?
Avatar 6:11pm dale:

andy, know that nyu students will all end up with more money than you. be at peace with that now.
Avatar 6:12pm Marcel M:

I really hope a kid who is going to take his class is listening... and maybe one of these days one will call!!!! That would be great.
Avatar 6:16pm Marcel M:

Put it in the trash can??? This is college BRAH! Just say don't use them.
Avatar 6:17pm dale:

day one should be the class playing who tooted. half the students will drop out and your job just got twice as easy.
Avatar 6:17pm Marcel M:

So, what we need to do, as listeners, is try to find Andy's students talking about him on social media.
Avatar 6:17pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Depends on the college. Ever go to a city specific college?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Carmichael:

Would they call him Professor Breckman or Uncle Andy?
Avatar 6:19pm Marcel M:

City Specific? Cuny? They are talking about NYU, right? I just think that whole discipline thing like that is for HS not College, is all. Agree with the no lap tops.
Avatar 6:22pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Yeah, I’m talking about CUNY… But NYU has many different schools. Some better than most. Some of the worst actually worse than some CUNY schools. But hey! You get to wear NYU gear!
Avatar 6:22pm JakeGould:

@Carmichael: Uncle Andy only during private consultations. *rimshot*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm melinda:

Andy's breathy, 'sensitive' voice for the PMSers is a hoot.
Avatar 6:23pm Marcel M:

@Jake: Haha.. what a perk! I went to Marymount Manhattan... I took a course at Hunter tho, and Hunter honestly seemed like a way better school. Wish I went there actually.
Avatar 6:23pm cobradan:

grade papers by throwing papers on the stair. That is what my sister who teaches comparative children's lit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Cliff:

You might want to check up on your school's sexual harassment policies before you start physically touching your students.
  6:23pm fred:

The only time Andy is nice to anyone (albeit in a horribly fake way) is when he thinks they are pms'ing... uh, no problems there....
Avatar 6:25pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Oh yeah, Hunter is top notch. The rest of the notches? Not so much.
  6:26pm adrian:

no laptops is foolish. it's 2016. you will instantly lose the students' respect and seem like an out of touch geezer. normally this would be irrelevant but something media-related should be taught modernly.
Avatar 6:26pm dale:

'rape my professor' sounds wrong
Avatar 6:27pm Marcel M:

Wow what a joy it will be to keep checking Andy's reviews on this website... wow... this is going to be great!
Avatar 6:27pm Marcel M:

Rape my DJ?
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

...by a bear?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Mutant:

I can build a Rate my DJ site. I missed if they got the domain name.
Avatar 6:30pm dale:

andy - please instruct students to not every statement with a question mark in their inflection like this young man. but he's community college, so....
Avatar 6:30pm dale:

to not END....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Murakami Whywolf:

What they said—Andy especially seems to be saying 'rape'. Maybe it's the way he seemed to afraid of being ra[pt] ed by all his students....
  6:32pm steve:

Aw geez sorry I'm late. I'm a prof at nyu but really have no particular advice for Andy
Avatar 6:33pm cosmic matrix:

hey KEN 'n ANDY i sent you a FULL BAND VERSION of that awesome song !!!
  6:33pm steve:

CM ken played it this morning, it ruled
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

can pre-menopausal ladies call?
  6:37pm Listener Robert:

Steve, just advise Andy to be on time.
Avatar 6:38pm dale:

andy is the charles karult of the station. he had like 3 or 4 families at once
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Grok-o-matic:

I can't listen to WFMU without laptop
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Murakami Whywolf:

Andy should pretend to feel for his students the same sort of concern he's pretending to feel the the women in the P.M.S. hotline, but lay it on a little less thickly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Andy's right! I'm leaving work right now. OUT OF RESPECT.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Grok-o-matic:

How about I keep the chat up on my laptop while I listen and do other things.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Carmichael:

Andy called her "honey". He would have patted her on the head if he could.
  6:43pm Listener Robert:

I gave a final exam & passed out the answer key to students as they left. 1st student finished, took the answer key, then all the others met her in the ladies' room, came back & finished w near-perfect exams, so "A". I decided to also grade the one turned in 1st (an imperfect exam) as "A" because how can you downgrade someone for taking one for the team?
Avatar 6:43pm Marcel M:

I think this callers attitude is the proper attitude. In college, you advise the students on how to succeed and if they don't you just fail them. End of story. No holding hands.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Grok-o-matic:

laptops are a great tool in school. When I was in college I absolutely needed my laptop up to do work. Of course, it comes down to the student. If they're using facebook then yeah
Avatar 6:44pm dale:

i would think that to rope peo\pple into being funny writers you need to be funny first.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Murakami Whywolf:

How about we being allowed to use a phone/tablet or laptop to view whatever porn Andy were viewing at that moment? (Or the olaylist could be done as for Ken's show, tracking Andy's porn, purchases, and purchases of porn.)
Avatar 6:44pm JakeGould:

@ListenerRobert: So what does that mean? You lost your mind and enabled your students to cheat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Carmichael:

BURN, Dale!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Grok-o-matic:

but If a student wanted to be on facebook instead of studying or working then they'll hide their phones and use them or use a smart watch or find some way to not work and learn.
  6:45pm Listener Robert:

Jake, I stopped passing out answer keys after that until everybody was done.
Avatar 6:46pm Marcel M:

write all your tests in cursive... hahahah.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm coelacanth:

i don't think he pre-programmed the answer to "how many pre-programmed responses do you have."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Murakami Whywolf:

Students from some parts of the country may need remedial 'not staring at Jews' practice if they're going into TV.
Avatar 6:47pm Marcel M:

Wow.. "Are you just a couple of days away from your period??" Very weird hearing Andy say that in that soft voice..
Avatar 6:47pm Marcel M:

@Murakami: hahahhaha
  6:47pm robyn:

I'm (toxic) shocked by this topic
Avatar 6:48pm dale:

monica speaks wisdom. say 'mc guffin' a couple of times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Isn't the first time I got shut down by PMS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm coelacanth:

haha,nor i.
  6:49pm Listener Robert:

When I started college teaching in 1999, there was a little plagiarism. Some years before I taught my last class in 2007, I stopped giving any take-home written assignments like term papers, because they were ALL plagiarized except for the few that were unintelligible, and switched to oral presentations.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Murakami Whywolf:

'Hang a lamp on it'
'Fix it in post'
'Screw you, it works! '
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Greg from ZONE 5:

@Aaron: ZING!
Avatar 6:52pm Marcel M:

I have a friend who teaches at a local community school and its amazing how much is plagiarized... he catches them every time.... and OH how we laugh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

one of these weeks I am emailing Ken and asking if we can do a zing off between me and Andy
Avatar 6:53pm northguineahills:

T'was a zing, by Aaron!
  6:53pm Listener Robert:

I thought "star student" meant there's an asterisk by your name, noting, "DO NOT ADMIT".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Murakami Whywolf:

There's software to detect copypasta-level web-based plagiarism.
  6:55pm adrian:

I once was accused of plagiarizing my freshman year of college because I used the word primordial. I confronted the professor about it and even told her to upload the paper to the plagiarizing checking software the school used but she just gave me an 'okay, i'll believe you' look and walked away before I could say anything else.
  6:56pm moontana:

I miss Monica.
  6:56pm Listener Robert:

I had one of THOSE star students. He walked into class every time late, deliberately I'm sure, and stared daggers at all the sitting students as he silently and very slowly weaved his way thru to a seat in the back. Anti-social personality, it seemed, wanted to pick a fight w everybody.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh, I'm a nazi...it's called I'm doing my damn job I was brought on to do
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Thanks, guys—5 stars!
  6:57pm Listener Robert:

My father got an enormous yield in a synthesis in organic chemistry lab, got accused of cheating, at Pitt.
Avatar 6:58pm dale:

3 stars actually, but andy's grading on a curve
  6:58pm robyn:

"played this long song about periods. B-"
Avatar 6:58pm Marcel M:

So were the Nazis, Nick!! ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, well, i'm working for a bunch of old jewsish guys, so can I be a nazi?
  6:59pm Sir Richard Slouch:

This is sooooo Alan Parsons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Ike:

Was that phone call the first time Andy has ever been nice to someone? He needs to practice more; he's not very good at it yet.
Avatar 6:59pm Marcel M:

@Nick: Those Jews you work for are closer to Nazis than most Neo Nazis!
  6:59pm Listener Robert:

I wish the kids I coach in football had the team spirit of the student who turned in her paper 1st to get the answer key everybody else could copy off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Carmichael:

Not good enough for Parsons. More like Don Was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Not periods, robyn—domestic abuse!
  7:01pm Listener Robert:

That "Just do it!" is perfect as an extension of "Put ice on it."
  7:04pm robyn:

This is Pseu generis, really
  7:13pm robyn:

This is Pseu generis, really
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