Funky Whale Orgasms: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:21am -Ken:

Morning People!

6:50am cory:

morning ken

7:02am cory:

/me waits for the other non-kens to wake up

7:06am F♀F♀ (:

Good morning, Ken, cory!

I'm glad to be here again!

Ken, the best animated GIF curator or the greatest animated GIF curator? Discuss.

7:08am cory:

hiya fofo, long time no see!

7:12am F♀F♀ (:

I know, cory. But rest assure you and all the other non-Kens were always on my mind during my absence. As for Ken's show I haven't missed any archived show yet.

♥ 7:15am -Ken:

Hi f0f0, great to have you back - Hi Cory!

7:28am cory:

i feel like the cyclist gif is from me walking to my MTG League yesterday

7:45am Brendan:

♥ 7:53am AnAnonymousParty:

Is it too early to say GM all? Still dark here.

7:56am cory:

i say good morning all day long just to see the weird looks

7:59am cory:

10 mins until space walk btw www.nasa.gov...

♥ 8:18am -Ken:

Oh man got to the station so late.. might have to play an entire album of Olga.

8:25am cory:

ken, how much are the space carabiners like the ones you use for ice climbing?

♥ 8:27am Marcel M:

Good morning Ken and friends.

♥ 8:32am -Ken:

Climbing carabiners can be like $20 but small shitty ones are cheap - $5-6

8:38am Mdurek:

The hug should be held for 7 seconds... just sayin :)

♥ 8:40am AnAnonymousParty:

One would think the market for cheap climbing equipment would be ever decreasing.

8:46am cory:

nah, douchebags like me buy them for our keys every year or so

8:54am weiterso:

good morning!
who else likes Olga?
https://youtu.be/9b17bixRpR4?t=141

♥ 8:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

Howdy, y'all! The show's about to start. How much Olga will we have today?

♥ 9:01am MD:

Good Morning My "Motley Crew!!!"

♥ 9:01am Marcel M:

Wait, what, snow?

♥ 9:02am egal:

Hello Dr Feelgood.

♥ 9:02am Marcel M:

Nice opener!

9:02am cory:

haha, move to indiana, we've gotten maybe 4" this winter

9:03am Neg-guh-tor:

Good morning, Ken! Heard you missed me. I'm back!

9:03am F♀F♀ (:

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!

♥ 9:05am northguineahills:

I love this poppified Fuxa!

♥ 9:06am Uncle Michael:

I think I'll hide out in here for a while. The Internet is weird this morning.

9:07am Mark S:

Just this morning?

♥ 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Uncle Michael - Nothing weird in here. At all. Nosiree!

♥ 9:07am Uncle Michael:

Comparitively.

♥ 9:07am -Ken:

Welcome Uncle Michael

♥ 9:08am Asheville Jon:

good morning everyone

9:10am non Ken:

o good morning Ken, Ken wanna bes, and fellow non Kens

9:11am Mdurek:

So mellow, very nice to hear this morning... it's a good morning all

♥ 9:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yes, hippie noise weird and general internet weird are distinct entities.

♥ 9:11am -Ken:

Hi all!

Jon, thank you again for the most awesome sign you sent us.

♥ 9:12am Asheville Jon:

Sure thing Ken. I am presumiing it arrived safely.

♥ 9:12am bbell:

tuned in during "our lips are sealed" . . . lovely way to set the tone of this soft, rainy day. Ta.

9:13am thedunkel:

Good Morning Ken and fellows listeners!

9:13am pierre:

look at all those people, bonjour people !

♥ 9:15am -Ken:

Jon, it did - did you get my emails?

♥ 9:15am Asheville Jon:

Just looking now

9:16am Cliff:

Good morning everyone....and giving a third vote for some Olga Poldluzhnaya

9:17am glenn:

when will wfmu switch formats and become all olga radio?

9:18am Cliff:

Maybe Olga could have her own show....they'd just have to set up a remote from Siberia, piece of cake

9:19am Paul Elliott:

Hi Ken, this is the first time I've been able to listen to your show live. You may remember that Miles my youngest son and I visited and you kndly gave us the grand tour of WFMU a couple of years ago.

9:19am glenn:

olgas like us? miiniature olgataurs?

9:20am glenn:

shut up olgas.

9:20am Cliff:

Night Olgas

♥ 9:20am Ken From Hyde Park:

Imaginary Olga

9:21am F♀F♀ (:

Can I request not a song but a political commentary on the Iowa caucus, please?

9:21am Cliff:

Beastin' the Olgas

♥ 9:22am pygmylunch:

This Rockabye Baby is going to make me fall asleep at work

♥ 9:22am Webhamster Henry:

Hmm Wake up, Henry.

♥ 9:22am egal:

You're not in Iowa anymore, FoFo.

♥ 9:23am Marcel M:

Its amazing how many of these lyrics I know. But I guess a lot of that is because of the Johnny Cash version.

9:25am OTB:

Mr. Sophistication!

♥ 9:25am Webhamster Henry:

Oh great, hypnotize the listeners. It's not even Marathon time yet!

9:26am Okasa:

It is a glorious WFMU morning with Kommandant Ken, other assorted Kens, and we lowly non-Kens.

♥ 9:27am Webhamster Henry:

@FOFO: John Linnell's Iowa: www.youtube.com...

♥ 9:28am Andrew Waterloo:

Ken now comes in 5 different body types and 26 unique skin tones.

9:33am F♀F♀ (:

egal, Webhamster Henry

Thanks! But Ken is my only reliable source for my own political understanding of US politics which helps me formulate my own agenda. I'm serious.

♥ 9:35am Brian C.:

I dinna ken

9:35am Cliff:

OLGA
OLGA
OLGA
OLGA
OLGA

9:36am cory:

OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 9:36am Webhamster Henry:

I should write an Olga App.

9:36am steve:

yessss

9:36am Mark S:

Hey a place to keep up with all the Olga news:

vk.com...

9:36am herb.nyc:

(Nachum spoke about Matt Warwick. Updates?)

9:37am glenn:

hmmm. what would the olga app do?

9:37am Cliff:

Seriously, if she wanted to break into my house at night and kidnap me by horseback to carry me off to Siberia, I'd be cool with that.

9:37am F♀F♀ (:

Olga is the Khlam of the jew's harp.

9:38am Wild Neil:

Olga is super hot.

♥ 9:38am Webhamster Henry:

Olga app would let you play a jews harp, kind of like the classic Ocarina app. It would also show Olga videos.

♥ 9:38am Brian C.:

Growing up, I thought it was called a juice harp. I guess cuz my small town had no/few Jewish folks?

9:38am Brendan:

Hi Ken. I'm going to go risk introducing my Ukrainian office mate to Olga Podluzhnaya . I tried the same and explaining Baby Animal once. It did not go well.

9:39am Cliff:

Olga app would stare you right in the eyes and bellow animal sounds at you.

9:41am F♀F♀ (:

Olgapp

9:41am glenn:

no, that would be the tanya tagaq app, cliff.

9:43am Cliff:

glenn: www.youtube.com...

♥ 9:44am Marcel M:

This track is blowing mi mind. I am the cosmic dishwasher.

9:45am Cliff:

I've been meaning to check out this Stereolab/Nurse with Wound EP for a while now

♥ 9:45am foofs:

*scuttles*

♥ 9:45am AnAnonymousParty:

Good music for playing with lasers.

9:47am cory:

there's bad music for playing with lasers?

9:47am Losermom:

Wow, I made it.

9:48am Cliff:

Hmm, it looks like they've done two collabs, "Crumb Duck" and "Simple Headphone Mind".....I'll have to get both then

♥ 9:51am Marcel M:

It makes me wanna cry just thinking about it...

9:51am Cliff:

We all love her

9:52am Neg-guh-tor:

I thought it sounded like Alan Watts on that DJ Female Convict Scorpion song.

9:54am steve:

im sincerely sad that trump lost iowa

9:54am F♀F♀ (:

Yay! Political commentary!

9:54am glenn:

he nominated himself?

♥ 9:55am Marcel M:

The Tuxedomoon Blue Velvet thing is $45 bucks.... the fuck.

9:55am cory:

www.telegraph.co.uk...

9:55am cory:

TRUE ^

9:56am Tristan Bath:

Never mind - Simple Headphone Mind is the only album anybody really 'needs'

9:56am F♀F♀ (:

If Obama won the Nobel peace, why Trump cannot be nominated for it?

9:56am herb.nyc:

Obama has a Nobel Peace prize, so...

♥ 9:56am MD:

ON THE HALF SHELL!!!!

9:56am Cliff:

Well if they nominated Stalin, why not Trump?

9:57am SeanG:

KHLAAAAAAM

♥ 9:57am Marcel M:

That was so random when they gave it to Obama..

9:57am Mark S:

CBS wouldn't mislead us would it:

www.cbsnews.com...

9:57am Cliff:

Hell, let's nominate Pol Pot too while we're at it

9:58am F♀F♀ (:

Forget Trump, give KKKHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM a nobel prize!!

9:59am Peter K.:

Ken, ANYONE can be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. It means nothing. Anyone who wants to submit a name can submit a name -- any name. Rush Limbaugh and Jerry Lewis have been "nominated" this way, It's not as if some august Nobel committee is seriously considering Trump for the prize.

9:59am Cliff:

Nice choice of gif for Khlam there, Ken

♥ 10:00am MD:

HOW'S DA CHOWDA BOBBY????

10:00am DaveinPA:

thanks for taking us on your para-narcissistic train wreck

10:01am SeanG:

this is as good as it gets

♥ 10:01am -Ken:

OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS TRUE

♥ 10:02am MD:

knowing Khlam is in the world GIVES ME REASON TO LIVE!!!

♥ 10:02am -Ken:

Peter, I thought that it was a closed academic committee that came up with the nominations.

10:03am Cliff:

Let's nominate Ken

♥ 10:03am MD:

we must Nominate....KHLAM!!!!

10:03am Shwarmabutt:

Ken, you RULE !

10:04am Cliff:

And Olga

♥ 10:04am MD:

And Then of course Ken...for being our "conduit" to KHLAM!!!

10:05am Cliff:

I think Obama was nominated before he was even elected, or just after it

10:07am Cliff:

Hey, you found the full-length English/German version!

♥ 10:08am Marcel M:

I also just read that certain appointed people can just submit anyone they want.

10:08am F♀F♀ (:

I'd nominate Ken & Andy for the Nobel peace prize. When their show is on, half the world comes to a standstill. Not even the Pope with his homilies!

10:08am MANinVermont:

Ken - Forget about Donald Trump and keep the "Free Form" flowing. Thanks for great music today. And, Olga is great.

♥ 10:09am Andrew Waterloo:

Isn't the Nobel Peace Price a sort of people's choice award?

10:09am Wild Neil:

Hi Irwin et al! I really like the Frippertronics in this Bowie track Helden. I heard King Crimson with Adrian Belew perform it once and Belew really did it justice with his singing. I think he is underrated as a singer...

10:10am Cliff:

OLGA AND KHLAM ARE GODS AMONGST US

10:10am Mark S:

Kristian Berg Harpviken, a Nobel watcher and head of the Peace Research Institute in Oslo, told Reuters the NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has also been tipped for an award, alongside Colombian peace negotiators, US Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz and Ali Akbar Salehi, head of Iran's Atomic Energy Organisation.

He also a claimed to have seen a letter submitted by an unidentified US nominator who proposed Trump for “his vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, Isis, nuclear Iran and Communist China”. He did not list Trump as one of the candidates who actually has a chance of winning.

10:10am F♀F♀ (:

A long version of Helden! Last week's one was/is catastrophic

10:11am Luke:

I was listening to last weeks show yesterday, you played this song twice then.

10:11am DaveinPA:

Die Flieger sind die wahren Helden

10:11am Listening Out There:

That chair...it's been...castrated...

♥ 10:11am egal:

Ken & Andy have done more for world piece than Fabio.

10:11am Грегори:

<3 OLGA + KHLAM <3

10:12am Cliff:

I wanna hear an Olga/Khlam collab

10:12am Wild Neil:

I REALLY LIKE 10,000 light years from home ! YAY!

10:13am Cliff:

(And I had to type that 3 times, autocorrect kept changing it to "collar")

♥ 10:14am MD:

T STONES!!

10:15am Brendan:

Gang a bong. Get it on.

♥ 10:15am MD:

yum...space pizza!!!

♥ 10:16am bbell:

"2000 Light Years from Bolan", my husbands review: "They did an excellent job of screwing up my favorite piece of music". This is a compliment.

10:16am Brendan:

Do some tai chi. Have some chai tea.

10:17am F♀F♀ (:

What are the two songs Go Home Productions is merging here?

10:19am cory:

2000 light years from home, by the rolling stones and bang a gong, from t-rex

♥ 10:19am Michael:

That does not look like a Big Sausage Pizza unfortunately.

10:19am F♀F♀ (:

Oh, damn! I thought Squrl was The Liminanas!

10:20am F♀F♀ (:

*were

Damn you autocorrect!

Wait. I don't have autocorrect feat!

♥ 10:21am JtotheK:

reports that the Wanda Jackson 45 used in the Only Lovers Left Alive film was provided by my (recently passed away) friend.

♥ 10:21am AnAnonymousParty:

Can these guys do Wipeout?

10:22am Cliff:

Hmm...vk.com/uutai says Olga's name is really Olena? I am confused

♥ 10:22am MD:

RIDE THE INDIAN OCEAN SWELLS!!

10:23am Brendan:

The other (Sri Sri) Ravi Shankar is up for the Nobel

♥ 10:23am MD:

He's got a great cut back!!! If you count the trunk he can hang 11!!!!

10:23am Hippo:

Show off!

10:23am pierre:

wonderful apache

10:24am glenn:

appppppppaaaaaacccchhhhhhhhheeeee.

10:24am F♀F♀ (:

I concur, pierre, I concurr.

10:24am cory:

i wonder if wfmu has any rusty draper?

10:25am pierre:

that's it, this has just become my favorite version of that tune

10:25am bob-oh:

...or Mermen

10:25am Losermom:

Love instrumental surfer. Seriously.

10:25am F♀F♀ (:

I have said it before and I say it again: Ken has perfect taste for instrumentals.

♥ 10:27am MD:

Oh wait if he's a he...12..

10:28am pierre:

the mermen are good

10:30am quinn:

Ooh this bed music brings me back to sitting in traffic and praying my child will fall asleep

10:31am wow!:

I'm so glad I'm home sick today, I'd have missed this. What a fantastic show. You are making me forget my cold for a while. Loving the Bombay Beach Boys version of Pipeline!

10:31am glenn:

i think the shadows did apache first.

10:32am glenn:

actually, it was bert weedon.

10:33am Luke:

Trump is okay. Don't forget about him.

♥ 10:33am MD:

Tump "bought the farm" in Iowa!!

10:34am F♀F♀ (:

But what if Trump goes independent?

10:35am Cliff:

Even better - then he'd split the Republican vote

10:35am Pip Von Birmingham:

Trump is the gift that keeps on giving.

♥ 10:35am MD:

GO KEN GO!!!

10:35am trash boat:

Trump = Yahweh? I like it.

10:35am Brendan:

Trump is the Trojan Horse in The GOP

♥ 10:35am AnAnonymousParty:

He's my Pee-Wee Herman

10:35am Mark S:

Donald Trump as Cockney thug:

www.youtube.com...

♥ 10:36am MD:

He's my dad!!!! we are all his bastards!!!

10:36am Cliff:

So Ken, how loaded on bath salts are you this morning?

10:36am Chud:

Ken, did you read that Trump has accused Ted Crus of fraud in the Iowa caucus?

♥ 10:38am Irwin:

I won't be hosting my show today — still suffering from the lingering effects of Trump Fatigue. Todd-o-Phonic Todd will sub.

10:38am glenn:

they're both insane. mind you, so is every other republican.

10:39am Chud:

Irwin, will we still get our Joe Frank fix?

10:39am F♀F♀ (:

I see Trump as a gift send from heaven for me to become the next president of the US! Thus bringing about the WW3 for my personal gratification. Imagine the countless of great anecdotes I will be able to tell to my future grandchildren!

♥ 10:39am Ike:

"A cross between Neil Hamburger and Joseph Goebbels...." Bwahahahahahaha! That's hilariously accurate.

♥ 10:40am Rick:

Ken, something I've always been curious about -- if I'm listening to the 128k mp3 stream and I'm going to step away for an hour or two, is it cheaper for WFMU for me to stop the stream or just let it run while I'm gone? Like, is initializing a connection more costly than just letting it run? I'll take my answer off air.

♥ 10:41am Marcel M:

@Rick: I think the more you let it stream the more money Ken makes.

10:41am Paul Elliott:

I think our Canadian friends and the Brits won't be laying out the welcome mat. They view DT as rather an extreme terrorist type. I heard that Putin is keen to chat though, isn't Trump shacking up with a Russian women?

10:41am F♀F♀ (:

Oh, Irwin! Get well soon!

10:41am Cliff:

I always stop the stream, I figure it's like turning out the lights when you leave the room

10:42am Shwarmabot:

you are fantastic. they should give you a star on the hollywood walk of fame, although it's trash and you deserve better

♥ 10:43am northguineahills:

I leave it on if I'm stepping out to the bodega, or if in an office job, I just leave it on until I leave for the day.

10:43am Brendan:

As long as you don't cross the streams you should be fine

10:44am glenn:

i'm sure i can speak for most canadians when i say we view donald trump as rob ford south.

♥ 10:44am -Ken:

Yes all, we do indeed pay for bandwidth so it's good to turn the stream off if you aint listenin'

10:44am F♀F♀ (:

I turn several streams on and leave the house like an irresponsible adolescent.

10:46am pierre:

isn't there a band out there called "width", so it could be the "band width" ?

10:46am glenn:

ipolitics opines on bernie sanders. ipolitics.ca...

♥ 10:48am Asheville Jon:

wow, all this patriotism is making me weepy

♥ 10:48am MD:

Bernie...WHAT A RHYTHM KING!!!

♥ 10:49am MD:

That's a Double neck Danny!!!

10:49am Nellie:

Yay!

♥ 10:50am Dominick:

Knuckles!

♥ 10:50am MD:

a real one!!!

10:52am F♀F♀ (:

KILLDOOOZZZEEEEEERRRRRR!!!

This song always reminds me of the other one from the band, the neglected 'Buckles the Cat (who helps people AND dogs)'.

10:53am pierre:

also Ken, I just noticed that "People Like Us" is going to play at the (great) Sonic Protest Festival in Paris, how cool is that !?

10:53am Fred R:

Wow! I can't even get away from "Trump" when I listen to WFMU anymore.

10:54am F♀F♀ (:

It will be cooler if you attend, pierre!

10:54am Cheri Pi:

KNUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

♥ 10:55am northguineahills:

Wow, that's awesome, Pierre!

10:56am pierre:

well Europeans (and others), if you attend that festival, lets do a meet-up !
i'll be sure to attend this year

♥ 10:58am northguineahills:

This must be a Billy Jam find!

10:58am F♀F♀ (:

Just as Trump invokes repulsion, Killdozer invokes Cherri Pi.

11:01am Bill:

your Miss'ssippi listener listening live, and tuning in apparently at the right time

11:02am Lewis:

excellent gif pairing on the RIAA track

♥ 11:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the connection with the car wreck picture? The driver was distracted by some Fabio tracks or something?

♥ 11:04am Mike East:

@Ken - I think the dotted line might be pointing to a wfmu bumper sticker on the vehicle.

♥ 11:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

Trump headline on CNN: Cruz "stole" caucus; wants new election. Hoo boy!

♥ 11:07am Murakami Whywolf:

DoughBELLY Stray
www.youtube.com...

(It's <em>much</em> improved by RIAA.)

11:08am cory:

Who Can Nominate for a Nobel Prize?
Each year, thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists, previous Nobel Laureates and members of parliamentary assemblies and others, are asked to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.

♥ 11:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ah, cool. Didn't see the dotted line before. Ha! Ha!

11:09am cory:

from their site

♥ 11:09am Grouse:

well, we know mother teresa was a monster too.

♥ 11:09am Murakami Whywolf:

It's an antiquated mess, but compared to the Electoral College and the various states' voting systems....

♥ 11:10am MD:

SATAN IS LORD!!!

11:10am Cliff:

I vote for whale sounds

♥ 11:10am pygmylunch:

amped for those whale sounds

11:10am weiterso:

jpop

11:10am Cliff:

Although pitch-shifted Adele sounds good too

11:10am Paul Elliott:

Checked out Rob Ford's Wikipedia entry, strange looking person, i question the intelligence of people who vote for people like that. Not that I'm particularly brainy :)

11:10am Brendan:

Ill defer to you Ken. Whale ?

11:10am Listener142985:

theme from Shaft! theme from Shaft!

11:11am MANinVermont:

Whale sounds gets my vote

11:11am rick:

The Knick, Cliff Martinez all the time!

11:11am The Fog:

Striptease music please.

11:12am F♀F♀ (:

I challenge Rolando Bruno is Thai. He sings this song in Spanish and sounds like a Mexican.

11:13am Lewis:

channelling a bit of Carlos Santana I would say...

11:13am Mark S:

rocking choice

11:14am Brendan:

This is better than Mi Krob

♥ 11:16am Ken From Hyde Park:

Glad that Matt Warwick is OK. What a bummer that he flipped his car. Taking' a ride on heavy metal, indeed.

♥ 11:19am MD:

Who is the man who would risk his musical soul for his brother man...KEN!!!

11:19am Listener142985:

yay!!!

♥ 11:19am Schnormal:

Can't wait till lunch -- I'm going to make a grilled cheese sandwich... grilled cheese sandwich... grilled cheese sandwich...

11:19am Nadnerb:

I'd love to hear the Dirty Duck sing 'Shaft'

11:20am Parq:

That Flip-Purdie is the best pairing of a track and a gif ever.

11:23am ?:

Los Eskeletos song is F*ken good! I was thinking it was a Misfits' Spanish tribute cover or something.

11:23am cory:

wait what? the hedghog? that ron jeremy?

11:24am Wild Neil:

I think in the Ukrain "Olga" is really "Olha" and Igor is Ihor.

♥ 11:24am Murakami Whywolf:

Poor Flip Wilson, now nearly forgot—did <em>he</em> ever drug someone into unconsciousness? (Beside with his show, I mean....)

11:25am Brendan:

They stole the riff from Superstitious

11:25am Mark S:

I'll bet he was cramming for college

11:25am echardcore:

FUN-KEY AS HECK

11:26am cory:

i think he had a teaching degree

11:26am glenn:

ahhhhhhhh, curtis. well, curtis and other noise.

♥ 11:27am AnAnonymousParty:

I, for one, am relieved to know those are whale sounds.

11:27am Cliff:

Yes, these are the best goddamn whale sounds I ever heard. Thank you Ken!

11:27am Brendan:

Is that Ron Jeremy or a whale

11:28am Brendan:

OMG Ron Jeremy is humping the whale

11:28am Brendan:

Down boy!

11:29am paula pc:

Thank You.

11:33am Humpback whale:

Cut it out, Ron!

11:33am F♀F♀ (:

If I am not mistaken that's the distinctive mating sound of the cetaceans balaenoptera borealis, and judging for the dissonance of the sound travelling through the water I'd say it is native of the Northern limit of Barentsz Sea

11:33am PMD:

That whale certainly keeps the beat

11:35am Ron Jeremy:

Know I know why its called a blow-hole!

11:36am Brendan:

That Ron Jeremy ALWAYS satsifies his lady whale

♥ 11:37am ironybread:

That's it, I'm PLEDGING RIGHT NOW

11:38am Parq:

Y'know, if you took the orgasmic moaning from a typical porn clip and slowed the pitch down dramatically, it would probably sound like that.

♥ 11:38am Asheville Jon:

aaaaahhhhh Fabio

11:38am F♀F♀ (:

Next: Porn for the blind whale.

♥ 11:39am Murakami Whywolf:

Whaling schlongs are the BEST!

♥ 11:40am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm having a cigarette now, and I don't even smoke, really.

11:41am Wild Neil:

The naughty gifs are gonna get me in hot water at work!

11:41am Luke:

8ft! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale_penis

11:42am Okasa:

Oh no… Ken has really crossed some sort of taste line. That's Lady Liberty for God's sake. Can't you have any respect for her?!

11:43am Parq:

Murakami, dig it.

11:43am glenn:

well, lady liberty is french, after all.

♥ 11:44am Asheville Jon:

i'd respect her more if she weren't wearing tassly pasties

11:44am Lewis:

wow this is really bad - even by local standards... definitely incorrect

11:45am Cliff:

This is the same country that is trying to nominate Donald Trump for president. And the Nobel Peace Prize. The line has been crossed long ago

11:45am pierre:

very good ! I couldn't stand this song anymore, and this makes me like it again

11:45am Cheri Pi:

I had to shave my friend's body and paint him green so he could burlesque as lady liberty. it took hours. Never again.

♥ 11:46am doctorjazz:

This Hey Ya is absolutely FABULOUS!

11:46am Wild Neil:

The Statue of Liberty is really Helios...

11:46am Okasa:

Right now Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi is turning in his grave...

11:46am glenn:

you're a true friend, cheri pi.

11:46am Parq:

Pi, I think it's safe to say that you're not going to get a whole lot of friends saying "Oh yeah, know what you mean, been there."

11:47am Cliff:

That's a long way to go for a friendship

11:47am Cheri Pi:

I can even focus right now

♥ 11:48am ironybread:

I'm West Coast, and therefore don't need to form a coherent thought for 12 more minutes

11:48am Brendan:

Um! Wunderbar!

11:48am Cliff:

I'd have to be on fuckbuddy terms at least to do something like that for somebody....though ladies are generally easier to shave

♥ 11:49am AnAnonymousParty:

Somehow I have am image of a car full of clowns driving down the road blasting this out the windows at full volume.

11:49am F♀F♀ (:

If I would have to paint a naked woman as Lady Liberty I also would have taken hours. And I would do it again. I don't see the problem

♥ 11:50am Murakami Whywolf:

Parq: 'Out of New Bedford twenty-one years on the good ship "Columbine"'

11:51am Cliff:

That's true....most ladies already come mostly pre-shaved anyway, so the only tedious (but fun) part is the painting

11:51am F♀F♀ (:

You know what crosses the line of Moral Decency and Social Harmony?

THE VAGINA LASER ANIMATED GIF!!!

11:52am Parq:

'Kami: ForGOT it, forGOT it, I don't remember what that WAS ...

11:52am Mark S:

where did the Statue of Liberty stripper gif go?

♥ 11:53am Murakami Whywolf:

Cliff: Air brush and body-safe paint

♥ 11:54am ironybread:

Someone clearly didn't appreciate that a gif of a stripping Statue of Liberty equals 100% quality in Trump's America.

♥ 11:54am Murakami Whywolf:

Dedicated to the Pinto

(Yes, I know that test was rigged, but Rule of Funny.)

11:54am Cliff:

Fofo, you talking about this? rebloggy.com...

11:55am glenn:

every time they say boom you have to drink an irish car bomb.

♥ 11:55am Murakami Whywolf:

The finest and most luxurious Ladies Liberty!

11:55am Wild Neil:

Ken, you are a giant amongst men. Good show!

♥ 11:55am ironybread:

The existence of a Trump implies that of an Anti-Trump...and in the Anti-Trump's America, WFMU is the ONLY STATION

11:55am Mark S:

I thought it were funny

11:55am Cliff:

Murakami, I'd take my time going over every inch with a tiny brush. I wouldn't want to do a hack job after all

11:56am Brendan:

These punks better stay away from my Gran Torino and keep off my lawn

11:56am Okasa:

I can safely say this was the most Ken-ish Ken's show that Ken ever played.

11:57am Wild Neil:

@Cliff-I disagree, I think Finger Painting is really the way to go...

♥ 11:57am ironybread:

That drive-in painting is by Eric White, who is awesome. ewhite.com

♥ 11:57am Grouse:

the nerves' hanging on the telephone!

11:57am F♀F♀ (:

Oh, no Cliff. That's not the aforementioned GIF at all. Ken knows, long time fans of the show know. Perhaps next week we shall all see it in all its pixelated glory

11:58am Cliff:

Yes, much better idea, Wild Neil

11:58am Brendan:

Take 'er easy Ken. You are a very good very good man that helps people.

11:58am Cliff:

Thanks Ken!

♥ 11:58am yayson:

thank you ken for another entertaining morning.

♥ 11:59am Murakami Whywolf:

The image in the car reminds me of being asked if my wife had ever tried a particular act in our car; I replied that that would have been really dangerous given that she does all the driving....

11:59am F♀F♀ (:

I checked! Rolando Bruno is Argentinian!

Many thanks, Ken! Fabulus show as usual!

5:13pm Dennis:

Holy smokes I was driving to class and saw that car flipped over!