WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 4, 2016

Listener comments!
	9:02pm pillow_out: yay!
	9:02pm Dennis D: Hello
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: I wish I had a million dollars! Hot Dog!
	9:02pm BriJet: Hi Y'all! Hi Davy! ;)
	9:03pm moreguinness: and so it begins
	9:03pm Ms. Sim: Dayyvid, you look AB-solutely terrrrrific, hawnestly.
	9:03pm Erma Gherd: Hi everyone. Happy Fourth.
	9:03pm Debbie: Hello Dave and DaveFans. Turn on the AC and turn on WFMU makes for a good 4th.
	9:03pm DaveHill: Bonjour!
	9:03pm fleep: Pfffwwwwt! KaBOOOOOM cracklecracklecrakle (ooooooh!)
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: There is nowhere I'd rather be tonight. Not even out there blowin' sh*t up.
	9:04pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH!
	9:04pm Debbie: BUONGIORNO!
	9:04pm JakeGould: We at war? Shits blowing up!
	9:04pm BenDoverMD: Happy birthday America! and hello Dave Hill! The God of America!
	9:04pm RJ: Now my holiday begins...
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: Blowin' sh*t up for FREEDOM, Jake!
	9:05pm BenDoverMD: Fireworks : clearly no longer illegal on Staten Island
	9:05pm Dennis D: They definitely like blowing shit up here in Inwood, the Dominicans are so patriotic
	9:05pm Danne D: I hope Little Joe Franklin is okay with all the kabooms :(
	9:06pm Debbie: Yes, where is Little Joe during all this madness?
	9:06pm JeffHQ: All hands and feet in the vehicle at all times. Good eeevening.
	9:06pm Ms. Sim: Doggies and fireworks make me SO sad. They hate 'em so much, it's heartbreaking.
	9:06pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: How did WFMU afford such a fireworks display?
	9:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Happy Fourth of July, Angel Witch!
	9:07pm Ms. Sim: Whoa... This track was the last song played on the show I was listening before Dave's show started. WEEEEEIRD.
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Pass the red white & blue Oreos.
	9:08pm DJ E: WFMU is as American as shepherd's pie.
	9:08pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: X "Fourth of July" sure would be lovely.
	9:09pm BriJet: Danne!!
	9:09pm Debbie: Happy 4th everybody. Maybe this is the year Staten Island will blow itself up. Yipeee.
	9:10pm Debbie: Hello Debbie, this is Debbie on the left coast.
	9:10pm JeffHQ: Celebrated Fourth by cleaning out antique Tupperware experiments in fridge. #redwhiteandGOO
	9:11pm Ms. Sim: Oh man, Kitty D'Gdamn Wells.
	9:11pm Debbie: Willie must be on stage by now in Texas.
	9:11pm BenDoverMD: We've reached Debbie critical mass
	9:12pm Debbie: KABOOM! Sorry, pups!
	9:12pm Dorothy Killgallen: Love this song!
	9:13pm Dorothy Killgallen: Oh no! Do you have Legionaire's disease....again?!
	9:13pm Debbie: Bacchanalia on WFMU!
	9:13pm bluevast: Happy 4th!
	9:14pm Dennis D: You need a reverb expert to come in Dave.
	9:14pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I miss the backwards evil bobcat.
	9:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tonight's space news is that the Juno spacecraft will get pulled toward Jupiter so fast that it'll set the record as the fastest craft in human history. www.nasa.gov...
	9:15pm Ms. Sim: I'm so (selfishly) delighted that Dave didn't take tonight off. HI DAVE! THANK YOU!
	9:16pm pillow_out: yeah i was scared he wouldn't be here because I can actually listen from the beginning tonight
	9:16pm Ms. Sim: @Ken From Hyde Park - I've got NASA TV on in the background, waiting for the Jupiter orbital insertion coverage. So exciting!
	9:16pm Stephenradford: Good morning/evening! I'm awake for this? Help me! Lol
	9:16pm BenDoverMD: Rumor has it, Danne D wasn't paying for the Oreos and finally got pinched
	9:16pm Danne D: whoa no James?!?
	9:16pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAt-NThc48I
	9:17pm BenDoverMD: does YngDave have any info on the L&B hit?
	9:17pm JeffHQ: Hi Debbie, sister Debbie and your other sister Debbie.
	9:17pm ?: Has anyone ever seen Danne D and YngDave at the same time, same place??
	9:18pm BenDoverMD: Nice to see you again @ErmaGherd
	9:18pm JakeGould: @BenDoverMD: It wasn’t a hit… It was a questionable murder of someone with a past who had $10,000 on him that was not taken from him. Duh.
	9:19pm Debbie: Debbies doin it for themselves...
	9:19pm Erma Gherd: @BenDoverMD - howdy!
	9:19pm JeffHQ: Damn dentist appt next week or...
	9:19pm BenDoverMD: @jakegould: leave the 10k, take the delicious sauce on top slices....
	9:20pm Dennis D: Anyone seen the new cable show that is worse than Vinyl called Roadies?
	9:20pm JakeGould: @BenDoverMD: Thank you for knowing that the sauce goes on TOP of the slices at L&B.
	9:20pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Show is horrible.
	9:20pm pillow_out: vinyl was cancelled and no I have not
	9:21pm JeffHQ: @DennisD: I miss Cameron Crowe. Too bad the aliens got him years ago.
	9:21pm amy: OK, now THIS is getting good ...
	9:21pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Ask if it's Key Food
	9:21pm Dennis D: Don't bother Pillow, its really bad
	9:22pm Ms. Sim: AGAIN with the beet juice.
	9:22pm Dennis D: BEAT juice
	9:23pm JakeGould: Leave the beet juice… Take the potato salad.
	9:23pm pillow_out: i'm sure ...i haven't even heard of it
	9:23pm JeffHQ: THUNDER...eheegehheeeeheh...THUNDER...
	9:23pm Debbie: One preview of Roadies was enough to stay clear of it.
	9:24pm Ms. Sim: Maynays for the win!
	9:24pm Layet Johnson: Man-naze
	9:24pm Dorothy Killgallen: It's Man-aze
	9:24pm pillow_out: yeah i say man aze
	9:25pm DJ E: I just say Mayo. it's a political move.
	9:25pm JeffHQ: Just say no to mayo.
	9:25pm Dennis D: I'm more of a mayo guy
	9:25pm Danne D: I don't eat the stuff so I don't sweat how it's pronounced
	9:25pm pillow_out: yay bill!
	9:25pm Danne D: BILL!
	9:26pm amy: I use the schwa sound -- may UH naze
	9:26pm Monstrositor: It IS disgusting slime. And I pronounce it with three syllables, though I pronounce the second as a schwah.
	9:26pm JeffHQ: I'm already in a world of dip.
	9:26pm Dorothy Killgallen: Danne are you a heretic? Why no mayo
	9:26pm pillow_out: on the west coast hellmans is best yet
	9:27pm Dennis D: I tried Heinz mayo recently, not too bad but its usually Hellmans
	9:27pm mr. baby: Anti mayo sentiment! Rarrrrrr
	9:27pm Ms. Sim: We are all totally saying the word mayonnaise out loud and in ridiculous pronunciations right now.
	9:27pm Danne D: See person with slime answer above
	9:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: On The Tonight Show, Ed McMahon claimed one of his ancestors was the inventor of mayonnaise.
	9:28pm Stephenradford: I had no idea you had Hellmans over in the US.
	9:28pm Stephenradford: Next you'll be telling me that you have Branston pickle
	9:28pm Monstrositor: Hellman's and Best Foods are the same, just with different labels in different regions. I grew up near the Best Food's factory in Bayonne (so feel free to call it Bayonnaise), even though the product itself was called Hellman's in our neck of the woods
	9:28pm Dennis D: there are varieties of spam?
	9:29pm pillow_out: oooh it's best foods i always say best yet for some reason
	9:29pm Layet Johnson: i think they just make the regular and the chicken kind...
	9:29pm courtneynoir: oh snap - I'm dogsitting at a nice house so I have internet and am listening LIVE and don't know what to do with myself .... or DO I? Hi Dave! Hi Danne!
	9:30pm Monstrositor: No matter what you call it, mayonnaise is the devil's cack spackle.
	9:30pm JeffHQ: #babagooey
	9:31pm Dennis D: fake accent?
	9:31pm Danne D: Courtney :D What you should do is call in :) 201-209-9368
	9:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: @courtneynoir - Please post photos of the medicine cabinet on your social media account.
	9:31pm Stephenradford: Spam is the one thing I have never eaten.
	9:31pm pillow_out: i've never had spam either
	9:31pm DJ E: Texas BBQed eggs?
	9:31pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I'm calling fake call on this one.
	9:32pm yykys: Texas sounds magical!
	9:32pm Ms. Sim: Fakest of fakeness.
	9:32pm Dennis D: me too
	9:32pm Monstrositor: Never had Spam either. I've had a few servings of Taylor Ham over the years though.
	9:32pm courtneynoir: @Ken From Hyde Park - I totally would but I'm sitting my BOSS' dog and she follows me on social media .... Big Brother and all ... Trust me, though, I've gone through it thoroughly ....
	9:33pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I love Sloppy Bunny
	9:33pm JeffHQ: Street, that new store at the mall?
	9:33pm Breathing: Hellmanns & Best Foods is the same brand. Hellmanns wasn't recognized on west coast so it went by Best Foods.
	9:34pm amy: Where's YngDave when you need him??
	9:34pm courtneynoir: Thumbs, down, mayonnaise. Thumbs. Down.
	9:34pm Danne D: I am dubious too but they are at least making the effort
	9:34pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: The Best Foods Show
	9:35pm Danne D: BriJet :)
	9:35pm JakeGould: Jews don’t really care about mayonnaise. Duh. YngDave won’t help.
	9:35pm Layet Johnson: Is that an Indiana accent? What's going on...
	9:35pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Man Naise?
	9:35pm Erma Gherd: are these accents all real?
	9:35pm Breathing: My phone is slow, I see other ppl are aware.
	9:35pm Stephenradford: I'll call in only if the conversation moves over to marinades.
	9:36pm pillow_out: yeah is that the indianna accemt?
	9:36pm Danne D: Man-nase sounds like a movie name
	9:36pm AD Morgan: Man aise? This is headed straight back to the gutter.
	9:36pm DJ E: kinda want some tuna salad now.
	9:36pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: My accent is real.
	9:36pm BenDoverMD: Bring back catsup
	9:37pm JeffHQ: Welcome to Improv class at the Piggly Wiggly.
	9:37pm pillow_out: *indiana
	9:37pm Danne D: Remember kids, always use a condiment
	9:37pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Catsup is unacceptable. KETCHUP OR DEATH!!!!
	9:37pm DJ E: Sweet Home Indiana!
	9:37pm pillow_out: who calls it catsup?
	9:37pm Rickwaukee: DAVE How's Luci's limp doing?
	9:38pm Danne D: Mike Pence sounds like a crank call name from the Tube Bar Tapes. "Has anybody seen Mike Pence?"
	9:38pm JakeGould: @DanneD: So that’s what she meant what she said, “I can’t catch up!”
	9:38pm pillow_out: no more calls!!
	9:38pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Put the ZZ’s on his butt cheeks.
	9:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Orange you glad you answered Daisy's call?
	9:39pm Danne D: 3 calls from Essex County in a row
	9:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Clearly Daisy has never seen Dave's hair.
	9:39pm yykys: Who's this Elliot kid?
	9:39pm JeffHQ: My fan base is a grower.
	9:39pm Twinkles: Around here, people pronounce it "murruhnaise." Does that sound weird?
	9:39pm Dennis D: silence
	9:40pm courtneynoir: I feel like I'm gonna have to cut a bitch .....
	9:40pm DJ E: Dave's show caterers to the 16-45's. Anyone with a hire IQ only tunes in for Jesse's show.
	9:40pm Dennis D: Inwood
	9:40pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Fans in Mexico enjoy Mayan Aise
	9:40pm Ms. Sim: All right, someone get down to the station and screen these calls. STAT.
	9:40pm Debbie: Can this caller read Dave's Twitter feed to know where he's been?
	9:40pm DJ E: higher*
	9:41pm Bridget of Indiana: I LOVE MANAZE
	9:41pm JakeGould: Grey Poupon?
	9:41pm amy: Why does everyone sound like they're thinking of fake names when they call?
	9:42pm Monstrositor: This guy likes jayonnaise
	9:42pm Stephenradford: Is that Yorkshire Amy?
	9:42pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: What did you just Sayonaise?
	9:43pm JeffHQ: Chi-raq Dog?
	9:43pm Miss Kitty: Meow-naise
	9:44pm JakeGould: Who is this “what do you talk about on this show” putz? Hang up on him.
	9:44pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: It will never be Citi Field to me. It will always be Shea-onaise to me.
	9:44pm JeffHQ: Geothermal endoscopic biochemistry-Con.
	9:44pm pillow_out: i'm exhausted from these calls
	9:44pm BriJet: In 2007 food is my boyfriend
	9:45pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: CRIME BLOTTER!!!!!!
	9:45pm BriJet: Was
	9:45pm Danne D: ILMAR!
	9:45pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: ILMAR!!!!
	9:45pm DJ E: who is screening these calls. they should be brought out back and sent for Oreos.
	9:45pm Ms. Sim: Elliott is ready for his own show. Fella inserts some insightful and judicious commentary. Good on ye, Elliott!
	9:46pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Was that you talking about mayo from Indianna?
	9:46pm pillow_out: no one is screening
	9:46pm Layet Johnson: Is Dave vegetarian? Has this been discussed?
	9:47pm Stephenradford: I can't call them because my network comes up on your system as a blocked number. Not sure there's any way around it as I'm from the UK
	9:47pm JeffHQ: Farrah Fossil, amirite?
	9:47pm BenDoverMD: Classy Freddy Blassie?!?
	9:47pm Twinkles: Before long, the old people are going to call up and talk about greyonaise.
	9:47pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hes an octogenarian
	9:47pm Ms. Sim: Emmy around the neck: Did lol.
	9:47pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: This is what happens when the Lumpenproletariat are allowed to call in.
	9:48pm BriJet: @JakeGould yes, I was just kidding around but I think Dave is gonna send me to hell now.
	9:48pm Danne D: Layet call in and ask :)
	9:49pm JakeGould: @BriJet: You will be forgiven… Maybe.
	9:49pm BriJet: @Danne LOL
	9:49pm Layet Johnson: I get the feeling he is Danne... But I'm feverish right now and I have a stutter, so probably shouldn't call in.
	9:50pm BriJet: Irish mafia means nothing to anyone :'(
	9:50pm DJ E: children are too busy too listen to radio. with their walkmens, and their Mario Kart, and the Netflix and Chilling.
	9:51pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Hey! I live in Bay Ridge! I have heard some stories and seen some things that may or may not be related to Irish working class folks working together to do thing.
	9:51pm Dennis D: Inwood was 90% Irish when I was growing up.
	9:52pm Dennis D: This guy's accent is fake
	9:52pm pillow_out: wow lumpenproletariat you win tonight @jake
	9:52pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I'm sporting Inwood
	9:52pm BenDoverMD: Nice! Dennis D!
	9:53pm DaveHill: It's sounding like a totally made up Inwood accent!
	9:53pm JeffHQ: Troll D in the EV
	9:53pm Ms. Sim: (oh snap, epic burn.)
	9:54pm Dennis D: Thanks Dave, i haven't heard this in awhile
	9:54pm BriJet: @JakeGould :( i suck dave just has to make one call to Cleveland and this Hoosier is history.... :'(
	9:55pm Listener Joe: Whew!,,, I made it... Did Dave play that devil-warlock tune? ... what's it called??
	9:55pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Get a Sheleighleigh and learn how to wield it.
	9:56pm Ms. Sim: @Listener Joe - No, he didn't! Oh wait, yeah, he did actually. Seraphim sorcerer, I think.
	9:58pm Listener Joe: Ms. ,,, Nice..
	10:00pm Debbie: Is it true, Inwood is "silence amid the noise?"
	10:01pm Dennis D: Not tonight
	10:01pm Dennis D: But I'll have to use that one Debbie :)
	10:01pm Layet Johnson: AGhhhh the curtains lady!
	10:02pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Does the carpet match the drapes?
	10:02pm stuntz: Bottle Rocket Dolan & Danne D, The Freeform Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr. Hello.
	10:02pm DaveHill: The curtains lady cannot be stopped!
	10:02pm Ms. Sim: Ha! Dave I saw you tweeted about your new love for this tune this week -- it's lovely, isn't it? Also the theme song for Matt's show "Toast of London."
	10:03pm DaveHill: Yes, Ms. Sim!
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: I rather like the curtains lady. A so-called, "slice of life" audio, sounds like it's from some mockumentary. Hi Dave and Hilldependents!
	10:03pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Prefer this over the music of Matt's brother Dingle.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Nice story! Did you say it was "an Airplane concert" in the Park, like Jefferson A?
	10:04pm Lady Fingers: Hello and happy fourth!
	10:04pm Ms. Sim: Check out Toast of London if you haven't seen it. Saucy and cheeky and irredeemably Berry.
	10:04pm Layet Johnson: Dave, are you vegetarian?
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: DIG this Matt Berry! Sounds like The Boss wrote it!
	10:04pm Dennis D: Hi Matt From
	10:05pm DaveHill: I don't eat mammals, Layet Johnson.
	10:05pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!!!!!!!!
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Out of Pep
	10:06pm JeffHQ: W the world
	10:06pm Layet Johnson: Though I hadn't heard you say so, I picked up on something like that... :)
	10:07pm BriJet: I've been eating poultry. :'(
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, the Mighty Boosh and Garth Marenghi guy, he sings GREAT! Hey Dennis Inwood From D!
	10:07pm Debbie: Finally! Crime Blotter!!
	10:07pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Isn't Freddy in the same residence as Daisy?
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: HI DAVE! IT'S MATT! I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON SPEAKER-PHONE, OKAY! HEY EVERYONE, DAVE'S ON SPEAKER-PHONE! CROWD AROUND!
	10:08pm Monstrositor: I never realized Orange, NJ was such a hotbed for inbreeding.
	10:09pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I wish I could slur like Freddy.
	10:09pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Let the toddys hit the floor.
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: WHOA. Creep-tastic. "How much have you had to drink? There's no wrong answer."
	10:10pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: You do realize WFMU used to be in East Orange.
	10:10pm amy: Sloppy Bunny doesn't strike me as the jealous type
	10:10pm Ms. Sim: Can we put an end to this flimsy charade? It's like listening to the material that wasn't good enough for the Jerky Boys. I'm sorry, that was harsh.
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: I could use a Sloppy Bunny right about now. Roadside inns in France made those good...
	10:11pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Daisy sounds like the kind of person that would flip flop between Mayonaise and Miracle Whip
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: All that, without even a bag of chips to compensate.
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: SUPER-MEOWY!! :D
	10:12pm BriJet: Ah!!! Supermeowy!
	10:12pm Stephenradford: Hayley and I can't wait few to tell Dave that you've got Robert Redford on the line. no way I can do the accent
	10:12pm JeffHQ: @Sim/Matt: Ever tried a WFMU Fun Drive? The tequila gets you.
	10:12pm Stephenradford: Wait a minute damn AutoCorrect. I am not with a woman called Hayley
	10:14pm Ms. Sim: SuperMeowy! This sounds like the start of an Erotic Short Story!!
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: Well, rough first night for AAP Elliot - but keep on truckin'! @Jeff: I drink a shot whenever I pledge, that guy must be pledging LOADS!
	10:14pm Toilet Seat Karl: This is great!
	10:14pm Stephenradford: That's right I meant Elliot! Who's Hayley?
	10:15pm JeffHQ: Woo-woo thats the sound of the Puh-lease.
	10:17pm JeffHQ: Cheers to Meow-grrrl.
	10:17pm Ms. Sim: See, now THIS is a classy and enjoyable call. Well done, SuperMeowy.
	10:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Well, at least you didn't wind up with a ticket, meowy.
	10:19pm Toilet Seat Karl: What's the number again?
	10:19pm Supermeowy: i pulled over to make that call and there are cops in this parking lot. Should I try to ask them on a date????
	10:20pm JakeGould: 201-209-9368
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Hill-igans.
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Full word, "man-aise" (Man UP! And Man As!!) Casual use, "mayo" (Do we get unlimited refills of Mayo at the Clinic?) Fancier/European use: "mai-own-nay-se" (Betrayed, by my own Nays! Ah!)
	10:20pm Monstrositor: Yes, Meowy. All of them.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: Canal Blotter??! :D
	10:22pm ScottC: Like a sweling fat lip
	10:22pm Ms. Sim: "Canal crime." So specialized, I love it.
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, Happy Mondays from "Salford, Greater Manchester". Cool, didn't know.
	10:23pm yykys: How does this guy pronounce mayonnaise?
	10:23pm pillow_out: that's the best movie
	10:24pm yykys: Meowynnaise?
	10:24pm JeffHQ: Brexit directed by Guy Ritchie, opens wide this fall.
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: I'm getting the strong feeling that this gent is decidedly apolitical on the main.
	10:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do people refer to Boris Johnson as BoJo over there?
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: The Brexit strife is a silver lining to the 2016 campaign season here--at least SOMEONE is more messed up than we are! (See: London "Flotilla" of fisherman battling like pirates against Bob Geldof's flotilla. Satire and Monty Python are dead!)
	10:25pm Debbie: Has anyone seen Eat That Question about Frank Zaoppa?
	10:26pm ScottC: It won't change anything until Spain takes Gibtralar back next week...
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: Speaking of whom, I'm sad Graham Chapman is no longer alive to portray Boris Johnson. Think of the possibilities!
	10:26pm Toilet Seat Karl: Nigel Farage just resigned (UKIP)
	10:27pm JakeGould: Man-AYYYEESSSS! (Fonzie)
	10:28pm Monstrositor: @Debbie: No. Have you?
	10:28pm Toilet Seat Karl: America is sending quarter Canadian Dave Hill in Aug. to hold Great Britain together
	10:28pm Debbie: Yes, it's amazing!!
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: @T.S. Karl-liot: Woohoo! You're right! @Jake: Sit on Whip!
	10:29pm JeffHQ: CostCops.
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Bill Dolan: "OH NO..."
	10:29pm Monstrositor: I think it opens here later this month. Glad you enjoyed it!
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: @T.S. Karl: Dave would hold the UK together with his tears -- IF he had any!!
	10:30pm Stephenradford: Never heard of Bojo before. Lol
	10:31pm Toilet Seat Karl: Matt... he is a great hugger!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Just downloaded TVLand app today.
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Danne Your Enthusiasm.
	10:33pm Dennis D: @Matt from Springfield Yes that was the Jefferson Airplane I was talking about. They used to play for free in Central park whenever they hit NYC, weather permitting
	10:34pm Ms. Sim: This whole Sloppy/Bunny story arc is DOA.
	10:36pm pillow_out: i'm sure they're enjoying this but their calls are horrible
	10:36pm Ms. Sim: ...Meanwhile, the NASA feed for the JOI has started, space nerds. (Obviously don't leave Dave's audio...)
	10:36pm moreguinness: YOU'VE RAISED MY IRE SO CALLED SLOPPY BUNNY.
	10:36pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Back when the NYC concerts in Central Park were free and not crowded.
	10:37pm JakeGould: Who speaks for the ants!
	10:37pm JeffHQ: (snorts line of ants)
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: This is genocide!!!
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Cool! I imagine they would be a good band to see live.
	10:38pm Dennis D: @JakeGould yes, years and years ago
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Ozzy was involved.
	10:38pm SSS: What about bug rights?!
	10:39pm steve: lol at that one
	10:39pm Supermeowy: ugh, Danne and his anti-kale rhetoric!!!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: Lawn care professionals.
	10:39pm Dennis D: @Matt from Springfield I saw them at the Fillmore East a bunch.
	10:40pm JeffHQ: Lyft me up where I belong.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Supermeowy: Don't worry, you know Danne will vote "LEAVE Kale", then immediately start Googling "What is kale?"... ;)
	10:41pm Dennis D: Santeria!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "That Old Black Magic (For The Most Things)"
	10:42pm Ms. Sim: Lol @Matt
	10:43pm Dennis D: I had a friend who everytime he took acid he'd find dead chickens in the parks, lots of Santeria in Inwood back in the day.
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Candygram.
	10:43pm Stephenradford: This reminds me. I haven't watched Chinatown in years.
	10:44pm Stephenradford: Elliot, did you forget the Oreos?!
	10:44pm JakeGould: @Stephenradford: Forget it, Stephenradford… It’s Chinatown.
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Sad but blue.
	10:44pm Ms. Sim: "What's happening to my hips?" Ok, I refuse to believe young Elliott is an amateur.
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: They've been cruising through an Oreo-Free Environment (OFE) for nearly 2 hours now!
	10:45pm Stephenradford: You got it Jake! Just keep your nose clean.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: W00t! Tom T. Hall!
	10:47pm Supermeowy: @MattFromSpringfield - you're right. Danne has no clue about how much good Kale does. Kale-xit.
	10:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Trivia question: Tom T. Hall - Alive or dead?
	10:48pm Danne D: I endorse a Kalexit Kale should always exit
	10:50pm Ms. Sim: I feel like I'm not even safety rated to handle the amount of rocking in this song.
	10:51pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Tom T. Hall & Oates
	10:52pm JeffHQ: For the record, hope you all pilgrimmage to Black Cat in DC in Saturday. Hail The Hill.
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Sim: You're perfectly fine to rock out to this song, as long as it's at grade and under 10,000 pounds.
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: DAVE! Are you really going to be at the Black Cat this Saturday!!?
	10:54pm JeffHQ: @Matt: I have an extra ticket for you.
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: WHOALLY SHIT, YES!! :D www.blackcatdc.com...
	10:54pm pillow_out: mike adams played sacramento and i missed them :(
	10:56pm DaveHill: Yes, Matt from Springfield. Call in and ask me about it!
	10:57pm Supermeowy: Dave - did anyone capture any video of you and Mike Adams at the show you did together?
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Eggscellent stuff from Mike Adams, and now Loudon W III!
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: @pillow: :`( I checked their tour dates right now, to ensure that doesn't happen to me! (No dates near me yet, but I'd love to see them!)
	10:59pm moreguinness: hoping to make it to City Winery next weekend for you and Rhett
	10:59pm pillow_out: i was on the east coast when they played Sac
	11:00pm DaveHill: Yes, July 10! Gonna be fun!
	11:00pm Ms. Sim: Holy hell am I having a stroke?
	11:01pm JeffHQ: Babymetal? ....And Guinness For All.
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: Uncertainty of 1% for me right now, but 99% certain I WILL BE at Black Cat this Sat!! Everyone from DC area, come on down as well!
	11:03pm Toilet Seat Karl: I just hope Dave makes it back to Milwaukee!
	11:03pm pillow_out: he has to come back to SF before that
	11:04pm Toilet Seat Karl: I'm so scared for Dave right now
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Like the welfare state, but with Guinness. I'm on board. Applying for Deputy Minister of Guinness-Fountain Construction.
	11:04pm Ms. Sim: 14 minutes until NASA JOI... fingers crossed
	11:05pm JeffHQ: (pours another Bud Ice into funnel)
	11:05pm Danne D: Call in with the JOI play by play!
	11:06pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: Nice new Debbie Harry!
	11:06pm ScottC: The fuct gen...
	11:06pm amy: @dave Embrace Snapchat!!
	11:07pm pillow_out: thanks for noticing @jake
	11:07pm Ms. Sim: Lol Danne, there literally could not be ANYTHING more boring to listen to. The only way we'll know if it worked is a series of three "beep" tones. That's it.
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: @amy: No, I'm older than 23! I've abandoned it to the youngsters!!
	11:07pm JeffHQ: Metal In-Jack-tion and coke.
	11:08pm Danne D: I bet you could liven it up though :)
	11:08pm pillow_out: I rated and reviewed it!!! i did my part
	11:08pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hot Beef Metal Injection
	11:08pm Ms. Sim: I've heard enough Erotic Short Stories, I might be able to pad it out...
	11:09pm amy: @matt It's so fun though! You and Dave can do a Snapchat story Saturday!
	11:09pm DaveHill: What does that mean, Ms. Sim?
	11:09pm Danne D: Daisy died from alcohol poisoning? :(
	11:10pm amy: I went to HS with a couple of the Slipknot guys!
	11:10pm Ms. Sim: Space exploration, Dave! Orbiting Jupiter, if you know what I mean...
	11:10pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Erotic Daisy Short Story
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: Phone beeps - two drinks. Ain't even all that, definitely not a bag of chips, tonight!
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Bloatlore.
	11:11pm agentearplugs: Hi NOAH AND ROB!!!
	11:11pm Ms. Sim: 7 minutes!
	11:12pm ZupZudes: Yo
	11:12pm amy: Fehn and Root
	11:12pm ScottC: I had tacos with Clown onetime...
	11:14pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Danne DVD
	11:15pm amy: I'd call but I don't really have anything interesting to say about them. Chris had hair like a Lego man and Jim was just kind of a lone wolf type.
	11:15pm Supermeowy: is Elliot on Twitter? he's a hoot!!
	11:15pm Danne D: Dave is really holding back the enragement tonight
	11:16pm Ms. Sim: @SuperMeowy: I agree, Elliott is a charmer.
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Maryland Deathtest.
	11:16pm Toilet Seat Karl: Bring back real TV like 'Land of the lost'
	11:17pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: You know what else is REAL? Hellman's REAL Mayonaise.
	11:17pm DJ E: Doctored or not, sometimes it sounds better or at least gives songs a new perspective. see: Waiting for Columbus, It's Alive, Beach Boys in Concert, Live/Dead, It's Great to be Alive, One Way Out.
	11:18pm jellybeans: Wrestling was life back in the 90's Monday night RAW classic !
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Jujitserizer.
	11:19pm jellybeans: I did karate for like a couple months at 15 and quit
	11:20pm JakeGould: I don’t know karate but I know ka-razor. first person to ever say that
	11:21pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: David Lee Roth did not wear boxers.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Jujit Sued, Part IV.
	11:21pm JeffHQ: XXL Up-UP-Down-UP jump.
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: You just activated the assassin who's going to shoot the President of Burkina Faso!! No one has ever said that before!
	11:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: I wonder if there is any Hai Karate aftershave available on Ebay?
	11:23pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Boy Named Jujit Sue
	11:23pm moreguinness: Does she study with harley Flannagan from the Cro-mags? I think he's Bourdains teacher
	11:23pm Supermeowy: i'm a red belt. i quit after the instructor was arrested for having sex with a minor. true, awkward, story.
	11:23pm amy: @ms sim and @meowy You're going to make Danne D jealous :\|
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Shaolin' Wolf
	11:24pm Supermeowy: Amy - call in!!!!
	11:24pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Harley teaches kids at the Renzo Gracie Academy on 30th
	11:25pm Supermeowy: i should have asked Elliot his stance on kale!
	11:25pm JeffHQ: Octomom plays 8 drum sets at once.
	11:25pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hockey equipment smells worse.
	11:26pm Matt from Springfield: Amy from IA! 1st time caller!
	11:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're doing great, Amy!
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Scott Ian, from the band Anttraps...
	11:30pm DaveHill: Thanks, Amy!
	11:30pm amy: @dave thanks guys!
	11:30pm moreguinness: where the hell is yngdave!!!
	11:31pm amy: @dave I also used to be in a poker club with Teri Toye -- I should've lead with that one.
	11:32pm JakeGould: Yeah, where is YngDave?
	11:32pm Lady Fingers: yngdave's not ynghere, man!
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: Bowing in the Far East = " 'sup, guy?"
	11:32pm JakeGould: YngExit?
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Me Melissa? Oh, hi Me Melissa! Or is it Mimelissa??
	11:34pm JeffHQ: Here we go. Chipotle ole ole ole.
	11:35pm Supermeowy: the ladies are bringing the heat tonight!!! great call, Amy! now Melissa! yay!
	11:35pm amy: @meowy thanks!
	11:35pm JeffHQ: 10-30 second delay.
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: Caller unaware she was on the Air - drink!
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: Loyola Marymount is in LA--better than Canisius in Buffalo!
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Sex and drugs and taco roll.
	11:37pm Marc15: I went to Seton Hall University and I'm gay
	11:37pm Matt from Springfield: "Don't go to college, just go to Chipotle" - Donald Trump has an education platform now! :)
	11:37pm east hollywood: loyola is home of the amaZing KXLU.
	11:38pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Dry heaving is a GREAT ab workout.
	11:38pm Toilet Seat Karl: Dave Hill is a sponsor right here ... pointing at my heart!
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: @E Hollywood: Really? I've heard of them! I've heard good things! Our brother independent radio station(s)!
	11:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Raw Flour is my fave Stooges record
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: How was that? Re: the teachers and the students, most people are decent and tolerating, but I always wonder about particular environments.
	11:40pm JeffHQ: @Bill: Nice pull.
	11:40pm herb.nyc: Can't spell Chipotle w/o E. coli
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: Freddie from Orange is burning with E.Coli and seeing "God"...
	11:40pm Danne D: Ms Sim and Meowy are on to the younger dude, I get it
	11:40pm Toilet Seat Karl: 201-209-9368
	11:40pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: Now THAT is a good joke!
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: @herb: ZOMG you're RIGHT!!! :O ;)
	11:41pm Danne D: and great call Amy :)
	11:41pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: GWAR You Experienced?
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Corn syrup cheerup?
	11:42pm amy: @danne thanks man!
	11:42pm Supermeowy: A+ joke @herb.nyc !!!
	11:44pm herb.nyc: Thx, bad joke coming up...
	11:44pm JeffHQ: St. Manger
	11:46pm herb.nyc: Can't spell Slipknot w/o T. Koli
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Carl only lost an eye. We're good.
	11:47pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, ScottC! Didn't realize he meant Slipknot by having tacos with "Clown".
	11:48pm amy: @dave I thought you were going to say the dancer from Billy Goat!
	11:48pm Marc15: @Matt I had a decent time. It wasn't that oppressive or preachy. A few issues with being called the gay f-word from the students, but I handled myself well. I had to take theology classes. I actually met my first boyfriend there.
	11:48pm JeffHQ: Eau de Gold Bond
	11:49pm amy: Also I'm dying to know where they went for tacos!
	11:49pm Toilet Seat Karl: Sorry everyone ... my phone battery died
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: They never offer any Twizzlers... :`(
	11:51pm JeffHQ: Ok, all...\mm/
	11:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Turned out reasonably well, glad to hear!
	11:52pm moreguinness: the thought of listening to Slipknot is terrifying
	11:52pm Danne D: Petey!
	11:54pm Marc15: @Matt It was, thanks
	11:55pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Elliott and guests and callers and commenters and listeners :) until next time!
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Crossing state lines to participate in phone calls with Dave Hill??! That CAN'T be legal! Can you read the Mann Act, people??!
	11:55pm Toilet Seat Karl: Your first show had swear making...
	11:57pm amy: So long Danne :)
	11:57pm Dennis D: I said fuck on Dave's show but he caught it
	11:57pm Toilet Seat Karl: Have a great week everyone!!!!
	11:57pm Dennis D: I almost said shit too but I stopped myself
	11:58pm pillow_out: good show see you next week!
	11:58pm amy: You too Karl
	11:58pm Melly from bingo: THANKS DAVE HILL!!!!
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, Elliot starting to get the hang of this! :) THANKS Dave, Elliot, Metal Injection, callers/commenters/Founding Fathers/etc! Have a good night everyone!
	11:59pm Dennis D: have a great week. all
	11:59pm amy: thanks dave!
	11:59pm JeffHQ: FMUtalizer
	12:00am Toilet Seat Karl: Thanks Dave Your the best
	12:00am Supermeowy: have a great week everyone!! eat your kale, Danne!!
	12:35am JeffHQ: Frau-mageddon
	12:39am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 4, 2016

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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July 4, 2016: It's Dave's most explosive episode yet as he fires up all the knobs and buttons on Independence Day and Rob Pasbani and the Metal Injection (America's foremost metal website) crew swing by for radio good times.

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Love	Walk Right In "Walk Right In" by "Love"		0:05:08 (Pop-up)
Kitty Wells	It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels		0:08:19 (Pop-up)
The Jam	In the City "In the City" by "The Jam"
Dennis Driscoll	Saturday Afternoon
The Melvins	Hideous Woman "Hideous Woman" by "The Melvins"
Matt Berry	Take My Hand "Take My Hand" by "Matt Berry"
Minor Threat	Stand Up "Stand Up" by "Minor Threat"
Dave takes important phone calls and it's great for America.
Tom T. Hall	Homecoming "Homecoming" by "Tom T. Hall"
Mercyful Fate	Gypsy "Gypsy" by "Mercyful Fate"
Mike Adams at His Honest Weight	The Lucky One	Casino Drone
Loudon Wainwright III	I Had a Dream
Otoboke Beaver	What Do You Mean You Have to Talk to Me at This Late Date?
Metal Injection crew live in-studio!	"Metal Injection crew live in-studio!"

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Listener comments!
	9:02pm pillow_out: yay!
	9:02pm Dennis D: Hello
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: I wish I had a million dollars! Hot Dog!
	9:02pm BriJet: Hi Y'all! Hi Davy! ;)
	9:03pm moreguinness: and so it begins
	9:03pm Ms. Sim: Dayyvid, you look AB-solutely terrrrrific, hawnestly.
	9:03pm Erma Gherd: Hi everyone. Happy Fourth.
	9:03pm Debbie: Hello Dave and DaveFans. Turn on the AC and turn on WFMU makes for a good 4th.
	9:03pm DaveHill: Bonjour!
	9:03pm fleep: Pfffwwwwt! KaBOOOOOM cracklecracklecrakle (ooooooh!)
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: There is nowhere I'd rather be tonight. Not even out there blowin' sh*t up.
	9:04pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH!
	9:04pm Debbie: BUONGIORNO!
	9:04pm JakeGould: We at war? Shits blowing up!
	9:04pm BenDoverMD: Happy birthday America! and hello Dave Hill! The God of America!
	9:04pm RJ: Now my holiday begins...
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: Blowin' sh*t up for FREEDOM, Jake!
	9:05pm BenDoverMD: Fireworks : clearly no longer illegal on Staten Island
	9:05pm Dennis D: They definitely like blowing shit up here in Inwood, the Dominicans are so patriotic
	9:05pm Danne D: I hope Little Joe Franklin is okay with all the kabooms :(
	9:06pm Debbie: Yes, where is Little Joe during all this madness?
	9:06pm JeffHQ: All hands and feet in the vehicle at all times. Good eeevening.
	9:06pm Ms. Sim: Doggies and fireworks make me SO sad. They hate 'em so much, it's heartbreaking.
	9:06pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: How did WFMU afford such a fireworks display?
	9:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Happy Fourth of July, Angel Witch!
	9:07pm Ms. Sim: Whoa... This track was the last song played on the show I was listening before Dave's show started. WEEEEEIRD.
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Pass the red white & blue Oreos.
	9:08pm DJ E: WFMU is as American as shepherd's pie.
	9:08pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: X "Fourth of July" sure would be lovely.
	9:09pm BriJet: Danne!!
	9:09pm Debbie: Happy 4th everybody. Maybe this is the year Staten Island will blow itself up. Yipeee.
	9:10pm Debbie: Hello Debbie, this is Debbie on the left coast.
	9:10pm JeffHQ: Celebrated Fourth by cleaning out antique Tupperware experiments in fridge. #redwhiteandGOO
	9:11pm Ms. Sim: Oh man, Kitty D'Gdamn Wells.
	9:11pm Debbie: Willie must be on stage by now in Texas.
	9:11pm BenDoverMD: We've reached Debbie critical mass
	9:12pm Debbie: KABOOM! Sorry, pups!
	9:12pm Dorothy Killgallen: Love this song!
	9:13pm Dorothy Killgallen: Oh no! Do you have Legionaire's disease....again?!
	9:13pm Debbie: Bacchanalia on WFMU!
	9:13pm bluevast: Happy 4th!
	9:14pm Dennis D: You need a reverb expert to come in Dave.
	9:14pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I miss the backwards evil bobcat.
	9:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tonight's space news is that the Juno spacecraft will get pulled toward Jupiter so fast that it'll set the record as the fastest craft in human history. www.nasa.gov...
	9:15pm Ms. Sim: I'm so (selfishly) delighted that Dave didn't take tonight off. HI DAVE! THANK YOU!
	9:16pm pillow_out: yeah i was scared he wouldn't be here because I can actually listen from the beginning tonight
	9:16pm Ms. Sim: @Ken From Hyde Park - I've got NASA TV on in the background, waiting for the Jupiter orbital insertion coverage. So exciting!
	9:16pm Stephenradford: Good morning/evening! I'm awake for this? Help me! Lol
	9:16pm BenDoverMD: Rumor has it, Danne D wasn't paying for the Oreos and finally got pinched
	9:16pm Danne D: whoa no James?!?
	9:16pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAt-NThc48I
	9:17pm BenDoverMD: does YngDave have any info on the L&B hit?
	9:17pm JeffHQ: Hi Debbie, sister Debbie and your other sister Debbie.
	9:17pm ?: Has anyone ever seen Danne D and YngDave at the same time, same place??
	9:18pm BenDoverMD: Nice to see you again @ErmaGherd
	9:18pm JakeGould: @BenDoverMD: It wasn’t a hit… It was a questionable murder of someone with a past who had $10,000 on him that was not taken from him. Duh.
	9:19pm Debbie: Debbies doin it for themselves...
	9:19pm Erma Gherd: @BenDoverMD - howdy!
	9:19pm JeffHQ: Damn dentist appt next week or...
	9:19pm BenDoverMD: @jakegould: leave the 10k, take the delicious sauce on top slices....
	9:20pm Dennis D: Anyone seen the new cable show that is worse than Vinyl called Roadies?
	9:20pm JakeGould: @BenDoverMD: Thank you for knowing that the sauce goes on TOP of the slices at L&B.
	9:20pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Show is horrible.
	9:20pm pillow_out: vinyl was cancelled and no I have not
	9:21pm JeffHQ: @DennisD: I miss Cameron Crowe. Too bad the aliens got him years ago.
	9:21pm amy: OK, now THIS is getting good ...
	9:21pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Ask if it's Key Food
	9:21pm Dennis D: Don't bother Pillow, its really bad
	9:22pm Ms. Sim: AGAIN with the beet juice.
	9:22pm Dennis D: BEAT juice
	9:23pm JakeGould: Leave the beet juice… Take the potato salad.
	9:23pm pillow_out: i'm sure ...i haven't even heard of it
	9:23pm JeffHQ: THUNDER...eheegehheeeeheh...THUNDER...
	9:23pm Debbie: One preview of Roadies was enough to stay clear of it.
	9:24pm Ms. Sim: Maynays for the win!
	9:24pm Layet Johnson: Man-naze
	9:24pm Dorothy Killgallen: It's Man-aze
	9:24pm pillow_out: yeah i say man aze
	9:25pm DJ E: I just say Mayo. it's a political move.
	9:25pm JeffHQ: Just say no to mayo.
	9:25pm Dennis D: I'm more of a mayo guy
	9:25pm Danne D: I don't eat the stuff so I don't sweat how it's pronounced
	9:25pm pillow_out: yay bill!
	9:25pm Danne D: BILL!
	9:26pm amy: I use the schwa sound -- may UH naze
	9:26pm Monstrositor: It IS disgusting slime. And I pronounce it with three syllables, though I pronounce the second as a schwah.
	9:26pm JeffHQ: I'm already in a world of dip.
	9:26pm Dorothy Killgallen: Danne are you a heretic? Why no mayo
	9:26pm pillow_out: on the west coast hellmans is best yet
	9:27pm Dennis D: I tried Heinz mayo recently, not too bad but its usually Hellmans
	9:27pm mr. baby: Anti mayo sentiment! Rarrrrrr
	9:27pm Ms. Sim: We are all totally saying the word mayonnaise out loud and in ridiculous pronunciations right now.
	9:27pm Danne D: See person with slime answer above
	9:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: On The Tonight Show, Ed McMahon claimed one of his ancestors was the inventor of mayonnaise.
	9:28pm Stephenradford: I had no idea you had Hellmans over in the US.
	9:28pm Stephenradford: Next you'll be telling me that you have Branston pickle
	9:28pm Monstrositor: Hellman's and Best Foods are the same, just with different labels in different regions. I grew up near the Best Food's factory in Bayonne (so feel free to call it Bayonnaise), even though the product itself was called Hellman's in our neck of the woods
	9:28pm Dennis D: there are varieties of spam?
	9:29pm pillow_out: oooh it's best foods i always say best yet for some reason
	9:29pm Layet Johnson: i think they just make the regular and the chicken kind...
	9:29pm courtneynoir: oh snap - I'm dogsitting at a nice house so I have internet and am listening LIVE and don't know what to do with myself .... or DO I? Hi Dave! Hi Danne!
	9:30pm Monstrositor: No matter what you call it, mayonnaise is the devil's cack spackle.
	9:30pm JeffHQ: #babagooey
	9:31pm Dennis D: fake accent?
	9:31pm Danne D: Courtney :D What you should do is call in :) 201-209-9368
	9:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: @courtneynoir - Please post photos of the medicine cabinet on your social media account.
	9:31pm Stephenradford: Spam is the one thing I have never eaten.
	9:31pm pillow_out: i've never had spam either
	9:31pm DJ E: Texas BBQed eggs?
	9:31pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I'm calling fake call on this one.
	9:32pm yykys: Texas sounds magical!
	9:32pm Ms. Sim: Fakest of fakeness.
	9:32pm Dennis D: me too
	9:32pm Monstrositor: Never had Spam either. I've had a few servings of Taylor Ham over the years though.
	9:32pm courtneynoir: @Ken From Hyde Park - I totally would but I'm sitting my BOSS' dog and she follows me on social media .... Big Brother and all ... Trust me, though, I've gone through it thoroughly ....
	9:33pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I love Sloppy Bunny
	9:33pm JeffHQ: Street, that new store at the mall?
	9:33pm Breathing: Hellmanns & Best Foods is the same brand. Hellmanns wasn't recognized on west coast so it went by Best Foods.
	9:34pm amy: Where's YngDave when you need him??
	9:34pm courtneynoir: Thumbs, down, mayonnaise. Thumbs. Down.
	9:34pm Danne D: I am dubious too but they are at least making the effort
	9:34pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: The Best Foods Show
	9:35pm Danne D: BriJet :)
	9:35pm JakeGould: Jews don’t really care about mayonnaise. Duh. YngDave won’t help.
	9:35pm Layet Johnson: Is that an Indiana accent? What's going on...
	9:35pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Man Naise?
	9:35pm Erma Gherd: are these accents all real?
	9:35pm Breathing: My phone is slow, I see other ppl are aware.
	9:35pm Stephenradford: I'll call in only if the conversation moves over to marinades.
	9:36pm pillow_out: yeah is that the indianna accemt?
	9:36pm Danne D: Man-nase sounds like a movie name
	9:36pm AD Morgan: Man aise? This is headed straight back to the gutter.
	9:36pm DJ E: kinda want some tuna salad now.
	9:36pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: My accent is real.
	9:36pm BenDoverMD: Bring back catsup
	9:37pm JeffHQ: Welcome to Improv class at the Piggly Wiggly.
	9:37pm pillow_out: *indiana
	9:37pm Danne D: Remember kids, always use a condiment
	9:37pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Catsup is unacceptable. KETCHUP OR DEATH!!!!
	9:37pm DJ E: Sweet Home Indiana!
	9:37pm pillow_out: who calls it catsup?
	9:37pm Rickwaukee: DAVE How's Luci's limp doing?
	9:38pm Danne D: Mike Pence sounds like a crank call name from the Tube Bar Tapes. "Has anybody seen Mike Pence?"
	9:38pm JakeGould: @DanneD: So that’s what she meant what she said, “I can’t catch up!”
	9:38pm pillow_out: no more calls!!
	9:38pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Put the ZZ’s on his butt cheeks.
	9:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Orange you glad you answered Daisy's call?
	9:39pm Danne D: 3 calls from Essex County in a row
	9:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Clearly Daisy has never seen Dave's hair.
	9:39pm yykys: Who's this Elliot kid?
	9:39pm JeffHQ: My fan base is a grower.
	9:39pm Twinkles: Around here, people pronounce it "murruhnaise." Does that sound weird?
	9:39pm Dennis D: silence
	9:40pm courtneynoir: I feel like I'm gonna have to cut a bitch .....
	9:40pm DJ E: Dave's show caterers to the 16-45's. Anyone with a hire IQ only tunes in for Jesse's show.
	9:40pm Dennis D: Inwood
	9:40pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Fans in Mexico enjoy Mayan Aise
	9:40pm Ms. Sim: All right, someone get down to the station and screen these calls. STAT.
	9:40pm Debbie: Can this caller read Dave's Twitter feed to know where he's been?
	9:40pm DJ E: higher*
	9:41pm Bridget of Indiana: I LOVE MANAZE
	9:41pm JakeGould: Grey Poupon?
	9:41pm amy: Why does everyone sound like they're thinking of fake names when they call?
	9:42pm Monstrositor: This guy likes jayonnaise
	9:42pm Stephenradford: Is that Yorkshire Amy?
	9:42pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: What did you just Sayonaise?
	9:43pm JeffHQ: Chi-raq Dog?
	9:43pm Miss Kitty: Meow-naise
	9:44pm JakeGould: Who is this “what do you talk about on this show” putz? Hang up on him.
	9:44pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: It will never be Citi Field to me. It will always be Shea-onaise to me.
	9:44pm JeffHQ: Geothermal endoscopic biochemistry-Con.
	9:44pm pillow_out: i'm exhausted from these calls
	9:44pm BriJet: In 2007 food is my boyfriend
	9:45pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: CRIME BLOTTER!!!!!!
	9:45pm BriJet: Was
	9:45pm Danne D: ILMAR!
	9:45pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: ILMAR!!!!
	9:45pm DJ E: who is screening these calls. they should be brought out back and sent for Oreos.
	9:45pm Ms. Sim: Elliott is ready for his own show. Fella inserts some insightful and judicious commentary. Good on ye, Elliott!
	9:46pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Was that you talking about mayo from Indianna?
	9:46pm pillow_out: no one is screening
	9:46pm Layet Johnson: Is Dave vegetarian? Has this been discussed?
	9:47pm Stephenradford: I can't call them because my network comes up on your system as a blocked number. Not sure there's any way around it as I'm from the UK
	9:47pm JeffHQ: Farrah Fossil, amirite?
	9:47pm BenDoverMD: Classy Freddy Blassie?!?
	9:47pm Twinkles: Before long, the old people are going to call up and talk about greyonaise.
	9:47pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hes an octogenarian
	9:47pm Ms. Sim: Emmy around the neck: Did lol.
	9:47pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: This is what happens when the Lumpenproletariat are allowed to call in.
	9:48pm BriJet: @JakeGould yes, I was just kidding around but I think Dave is gonna send me to hell now.
	9:48pm Danne D: Layet call in and ask :)
	9:49pm JakeGould: @BriJet: You will be forgiven… Maybe.
	9:49pm BriJet: @Danne LOL
	9:49pm Layet Johnson: I get the feeling he is Danne... But I'm feverish right now and I have a stutter, so probably shouldn't call in.
	9:50pm BriJet: Irish mafia means nothing to anyone :'(
	9:50pm DJ E: children are too busy too listen to radio. with their walkmens, and their Mario Kart, and the Netflix and Chilling.
	9:51pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Hey! I live in Bay Ridge! I have heard some stories and seen some things that may or may not be related to Irish working class folks working together to do thing.
	9:51pm Dennis D: Inwood was 90% Irish when I was growing up.
	9:52pm Dennis D: This guy's accent is fake
	9:52pm pillow_out: wow lumpenproletariat you win tonight @jake
	9:52pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I'm sporting Inwood
	9:52pm BenDoverMD: Nice! Dennis D!
	9:53pm DaveHill: It's sounding like a totally made up Inwood accent!
	9:53pm JeffHQ: Troll D in the EV
	9:53pm Ms. Sim: (oh snap, epic burn.)
	9:54pm Dennis D: Thanks Dave, i haven't heard this in awhile
	9:54pm BriJet: @JakeGould :( i suck dave just has to make one call to Cleveland and this Hoosier is history.... :'(
	9:55pm Listener Joe: Whew!,,, I made it... Did Dave play that devil-warlock tune? ... what's it called??
	9:55pm JakeGould: @BriJet: Get a Sheleighleigh and learn how to wield it.
	9:56pm Ms. Sim: @Listener Joe - No, he didn't! Oh wait, yeah, he did actually. Seraphim sorcerer, I think.
	9:58pm Listener Joe: Ms. ,,, Nice..
	10:00pm Debbie: Is it true, Inwood is "silence amid the noise?"
	10:01pm Dennis D: Not tonight
	10:01pm Dennis D: But I'll have to use that one Debbie :)
	10:01pm Layet Johnson: AGhhhh the curtains lady!
	10:02pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Does the carpet match the drapes?
	10:02pm stuntz: Bottle Rocket Dolan & Danne D, The Freeform Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr. Hello.
	10:02pm DaveHill: The curtains lady cannot be stopped!
	10:02pm Ms. Sim: Ha! Dave I saw you tweeted about your new love for this tune this week -- it's lovely, isn't it? Also the theme song for Matt's show "Toast of London."
	10:03pm DaveHill: Yes, Ms. Sim!
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: I rather like the curtains lady. A so-called, "slice of life" audio, sounds like it's from some mockumentary. Hi Dave and Hilldependents!
	10:03pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Prefer this over the music of Matt's brother Dingle.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Nice story! Did you say it was "an Airplane concert" in the Park, like Jefferson A?
	10:04pm Lady Fingers: Hello and happy fourth!
	10:04pm Ms. Sim: Check out Toast of London if you haven't seen it. Saucy and cheeky and irredeemably Berry.
	10:04pm Layet Johnson: Dave, are you vegetarian?
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: DIG this Matt Berry! Sounds like The Boss wrote it!
	10:04pm Dennis D: Hi Matt From
	10:05pm DaveHill: I don't eat mammals, Layet Johnson.
	10:05pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!!!!!!!!
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Out of Pep
	10:06pm JeffHQ: W the world
	10:06pm Layet Johnson: Though I hadn't heard you say so, I picked up on something like that... :)
	10:07pm BriJet: I've been eating poultry. :'(
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, the Mighty Boosh and Garth Marenghi guy, he sings GREAT! Hey Dennis Inwood From D!
	10:07pm Debbie: Finally! Crime Blotter!!
	10:07pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Isn't Freddy in the same residence as Daisy?
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: HI DAVE! IT'S MATT! I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON SPEAKER-PHONE, OKAY! HEY EVERYONE, DAVE'S ON SPEAKER-PHONE! CROWD AROUND!
	10:08pm Monstrositor: I never realized Orange, NJ was such a hotbed for inbreeding.
	10:09pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: I wish I could slur like Freddy.
	10:09pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Let the toddys hit the floor.
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: WHOA. Creep-tastic. "How much have you had to drink? There's no wrong answer."
	10:10pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: You do realize WFMU used to be in East Orange.
	10:10pm amy: Sloppy Bunny doesn't strike me as the jealous type
	10:10pm Ms. Sim: Can we put an end to this flimsy charade? It's like listening to the material that wasn't good enough for the Jerky Boys. I'm sorry, that was harsh.
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: I could use a Sloppy Bunny right about now. Roadside inns in France made those good...
	10:11pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Daisy sounds like the kind of person that would flip flop between Mayonaise and Miracle Whip
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: All that, without even a bag of chips to compensate.
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: SUPER-MEOWY!! :D
	10:12pm BriJet: Ah!!! Supermeowy!
	10:12pm Stephenradford: Hayley and I can't wait few to tell Dave that you've got Robert Redford on the line. no way I can do the accent
	10:12pm JeffHQ: @Sim/Matt: Ever tried a WFMU Fun Drive? The tequila gets you.
	10:12pm Stephenradford: Wait a minute damn AutoCorrect. I am not with a woman called Hayley
	10:14pm Ms. Sim: SuperMeowy! This sounds like the start of an Erotic Short Story!!
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: Well, rough first night for AAP Elliot - but keep on truckin'! @Jeff: I drink a shot whenever I pledge, that guy must be pledging LOADS!
	10:14pm Toilet Seat Karl: This is great!
	10:14pm Stephenradford: That's right I meant Elliot! Who's Hayley?
	10:15pm JeffHQ: Woo-woo thats the sound of the Puh-lease.
	10:17pm JeffHQ: Cheers to Meow-grrrl.
	10:17pm Ms. Sim: See, now THIS is a classy and enjoyable call. Well done, SuperMeowy.
	10:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Well, at least you didn't wind up with a ticket, meowy.
	10:19pm Toilet Seat Karl: What's the number again?
	10:19pm Supermeowy: i pulled over to make that call and there are cops in this parking lot. Should I try to ask them on a date????
	10:20pm JakeGould: 201-209-9368
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Hill-igans.
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Full word, "man-aise" (Man UP! And Man As!!) Casual use, "mayo" (Do we get unlimited refills of Mayo at the Clinic?) Fancier/European use: "mai-own-nay-se" (Betrayed, by my own Nays! Ah!)
	10:20pm Monstrositor: Yes, Meowy. All of them.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: Canal Blotter??! :D
	10:22pm ScottC: Like a sweling fat lip
	10:22pm Ms. Sim: "Canal crime." So specialized, I love it.
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, Happy Mondays from "Salford, Greater Manchester". Cool, didn't know.
	10:23pm yykys: How does this guy pronounce mayonnaise?
	10:23pm pillow_out: that's the best movie
	10:24pm yykys: Meowynnaise?
	10:24pm JeffHQ: Brexit directed by Guy Ritchie, opens wide this fall.
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: I'm getting the strong feeling that this gent is decidedly apolitical on the main.
	10:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do people refer to Boris Johnson as BoJo over there?
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: The Brexit strife is a silver lining to the 2016 campaign season here--at least SOMEONE is more messed up than we are! (See: London "Flotilla" of fisherman battling like pirates against Bob Geldof's flotilla. Satire and Monty Python are dead!)
	10:25pm Debbie: Has anyone seen Eat That Question about Frank Zaoppa?
	10:26pm ScottC: It won't change anything until Spain takes Gibtralar back next week...
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: Speaking of whom, I'm sad Graham Chapman is no longer alive to portray Boris Johnson. Think of the possibilities!
	10:26pm Toilet Seat Karl: Nigel Farage just resigned (UKIP)
	10:27pm JakeGould: Man-AYYYEESSSS! (Fonzie)
	10:28pm Monstrositor: @Debbie: No. Have you?
	10:28pm Toilet Seat Karl: America is sending quarter Canadian Dave Hill in Aug. to hold Great Britain together
	10:28pm Debbie: Yes, it's amazing!!
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: @T.S. Karl-liot: Woohoo! You're right! @Jake: Sit on Whip!
	10:29pm JeffHQ: CostCops.
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Bill Dolan: "OH NO..."
	10:29pm Monstrositor: I think it opens here later this month. Glad you enjoyed it!
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: @T.S. Karl: Dave would hold the UK together with his tears -- IF he had any!!
	10:30pm Stephenradford: Never heard of Bojo before. Lol
	10:31pm Toilet Seat Karl: Matt... he is a great hugger!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Just downloaded TVLand app today.
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Danne Your Enthusiasm.
	10:33pm Dennis D: @Matt from Springfield Yes that was the Jefferson Airplane I was talking about. They used to play for free in Central park whenever they hit NYC, weather permitting
	10:34pm Ms. Sim: This whole Sloppy/Bunny story arc is DOA.
	10:36pm pillow_out: i'm sure they're enjoying this but their calls are horrible
	10:36pm Ms. Sim: ...Meanwhile, the NASA feed for the JOI has started, space nerds. (Obviously don't leave Dave's audio...)
	10:36pm moreguinness: YOU'VE RAISED MY IRE SO CALLED SLOPPY BUNNY.
	10:36pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Back when the NYC concerts in Central Park were free and not crowded.
	10:37pm JakeGould: Who speaks for the ants!
	10:37pm JeffHQ: (snorts line of ants)
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: This is genocide!!!
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Cool! I imagine they would be a good band to see live.
	10:38pm Dennis D: @JakeGould yes, years and years ago
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Ozzy was involved.
	10:38pm SSS: What about bug rights?!
	10:39pm steve: lol at that one
	10:39pm Supermeowy: ugh, Danne and his anti-kale rhetoric!!!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: Lawn care professionals.
	10:39pm Dennis D: @Matt from Springfield I saw them at the Fillmore East a bunch.
	10:40pm JeffHQ: Lyft me up where I belong.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Supermeowy: Don't worry, you know Danne will vote "LEAVE Kale", then immediately start Googling "What is kale?"... ;)
	10:41pm Dennis D: Santeria!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "That Old Black Magic (For The Most Things)"
	10:42pm Ms. Sim: Lol @Matt
	10:43pm Dennis D: I had a friend who everytime he took acid he'd find dead chickens in the parks, lots of Santeria in Inwood back in the day.
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Candygram.
	10:43pm Stephenradford: This reminds me. I haven't watched Chinatown in years.
	10:44pm Stephenradford: Elliot, did you forget the Oreos?!
	10:44pm JakeGould: @Stephenradford: Forget it, Stephenradford… It’s Chinatown.
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Sad but blue.
	10:44pm Ms. Sim: "What's happening to my hips?" Ok, I refuse to believe young Elliott is an amateur.
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: They've been cruising through an Oreo-Free Environment (OFE) for nearly 2 hours now!
	10:45pm Stephenradford: You got it Jake! Just keep your nose clean.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: W00t! Tom T. Hall!
	10:47pm Supermeowy: @MattFromSpringfield - you're right. Danne has no clue about how much good Kale does. Kale-xit.
	10:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Trivia question: Tom T. Hall - Alive or dead?
	10:48pm Danne D: I endorse a Kalexit Kale should always exit
	10:50pm Ms. Sim: I feel like I'm not even safety rated to handle the amount of rocking in this song.
	10:51pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Tom T. Hall & Oates
	10:52pm JeffHQ: For the record, hope you all pilgrimmage to Black Cat in DC in Saturday. Hail The Hill.
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Sim: You're perfectly fine to rock out to this song, as long as it's at grade and under 10,000 pounds.
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: DAVE! Are you really going to be at the Black Cat this Saturday!!?
	10:54pm JeffHQ: @Matt: I have an extra ticket for you.
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: WHOALLY SHIT, YES!! :D www.blackcatdc.com...
	10:54pm pillow_out: mike adams played sacramento and i missed them :(
	10:56pm DaveHill: Yes, Matt from Springfield. Call in and ask me about it!
	10:57pm Supermeowy: Dave - did anyone capture any video of you and Mike Adams at the show you did together?
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Eggscellent stuff from Mike Adams, and now Loudon W III!
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: @pillow: :`( I checked their tour dates right now, to ensure that doesn't happen to me! (No dates near me yet, but I'd love to see them!)
	10:59pm moreguinness: hoping to make it to City Winery next weekend for you and Rhett
	10:59pm pillow_out: i was on the east coast when they played Sac
	11:00pm DaveHill: Yes, July 10! Gonna be fun!
	11:00pm Ms. Sim: Holy hell am I having a stroke?
	11:01pm JeffHQ: Babymetal? ....And Guinness For All.
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: Uncertainty of 1% for me right now, but 99% certain I WILL BE at Black Cat this Sat!! Everyone from DC area, come on down as well!
	11:03pm Toilet Seat Karl: I just hope Dave makes it back to Milwaukee!
	11:03pm pillow_out: he has to come back to SF before that
	11:04pm Toilet Seat Karl: I'm so scared for Dave right now
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Like the welfare state, but with Guinness. I'm on board. Applying for Deputy Minister of Guinness-Fountain Construction.
	11:04pm Ms. Sim: 14 minutes until NASA JOI... fingers crossed
	11:05pm JeffHQ: (pours another Bud Ice into funnel)
	11:05pm Danne D: Call in with the JOI play by play!
	11:06pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: Nice new Debbie Harry!
	11:06pm ScottC: The fuct gen...
	11:06pm amy: @dave Embrace Snapchat!!
	11:07pm pillow_out: thanks for noticing @jake
	11:07pm Ms. Sim: Lol Danne, there literally could not be ANYTHING more boring to listen to. The only way we'll know if it worked is a series of three "beep" tones. That's it.
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: @amy: No, I'm older than 23! I've abandoned it to the youngsters!!
	11:07pm JeffHQ: Metal In-Jack-tion and coke.
	11:08pm Danne D: I bet you could liven it up though :)
	11:08pm pillow_out: I rated and reviewed it!!! i did my part
	11:08pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hot Beef Metal Injection
	11:08pm Ms. Sim: I've heard enough Erotic Short Stories, I might be able to pad it out...
	11:09pm amy: @matt It's so fun though! You and Dave can do a Snapchat story Saturday!
	11:09pm DaveHill: What does that mean, Ms. Sim?
	11:09pm Danne D: Daisy died from alcohol poisoning? :(
	11:10pm amy: I went to HS with a couple of the Slipknot guys!
	11:10pm Ms. Sim: Space exploration, Dave! Orbiting Jupiter, if you know what I mean...
	11:10pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Erotic Daisy Short Story
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: Phone beeps - two drinks. Ain't even all that, definitely not a bag of chips, tonight!
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Bloatlore.
	11:11pm agentearplugs: Hi NOAH AND ROB!!!
	11:11pm Ms. Sim: 7 minutes!
	11:12pm ZupZudes: Yo
	11:12pm amy: Fehn and Root
	11:12pm ScottC: I had tacos with Clown onetime...
	11:14pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Danne DVD
	11:15pm amy: I'd call but I don't really have anything interesting to say about them. Chris had hair like a Lego man and Jim was just kind of a lone wolf type.
	11:15pm Supermeowy: is Elliot on Twitter? he's a hoot!!
	11:15pm Danne D: Dave is really holding back the enragement tonight
	11:16pm Ms. Sim: @SuperMeowy: I agree, Elliott is a charmer.
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Maryland Deathtest.
	11:16pm Toilet Seat Karl: Bring back real TV like 'Land of the lost'
	11:17pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: You know what else is REAL? Hellman's REAL Mayonaise.
	11:17pm DJ E: Doctored or not, sometimes it sounds better or at least gives songs a new perspective. see: Waiting for Columbus, It's Alive, Beach Boys in Concert, Live/Dead, It's Great to be Alive, One Way Out.
	11:18pm jellybeans: Wrestling was life back in the 90's Monday night RAW classic !
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Jujitserizer.
	11:19pm jellybeans: I did karate for like a couple months at 15 and quit
	11:20pm JakeGould: I don’t know karate but I know ka-razor. first person to ever say that
	11:21pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: David Lee Roth did not wear boxers.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Jujit Sued, Part IV.
	11:21pm JeffHQ: XXL Up-UP-Down-UP jump.
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: You just activated the assassin who's going to shoot the President of Burkina Faso!! No one has ever said that before!
	11:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: I wonder if there is any Hai Karate aftershave available on Ebay?
	11:23pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Boy Named Jujit Sue
	11:23pm moreguinness: Does she study with harley Flannagan from the Cro-mags? I think he's Bourdains teacher
	11:23pm Supermeowy: i'm a red belt. i quit after the instructor was arrested for having sex with a minor. true, awkward, story.
	11:23pm amy: @ms sim and @meowy You're going to make Danne D jealous :\|
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Shaolin' Wolf
	11:24pm Supermeowy: Amy - call in!!!!
	11:24pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Harley teaches kids at the Renzo Gracie Academy on 30th
	11:25pm Supermeowy: i should have asked Elliot his stance on kale!
	11:25pm JeffHQ: Octomom plays 8 drum sets at once.
	11:25pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Hockey equipment smells worse.
	11:26pm Matt from Springfield: Amy from IA! 1st time caller!
	11:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're doing great, Amy!
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Scott Ian, from the band Anttraps...
	11:30pm DaveHill: Thanks, Amy!
	11:30pm amy: @dave thanks guys!
	11:30pm moreguinness: where the hell is yngdave!!!
	11:31pm amy: @dave I also used to be in a poker club with Teri Toye -- I should've lead with that one.
	11:32pm JakeGould: Yeah, where is YngDave?
	11:32pm Lady Fingers: yngdave's not ynghere, man!
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: Bowing in the Far East = " 'sup, guy?"
	11:32pm JakeGould: YngExit?
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Me Melissa? Oh, hi Me Melissa! Or is it Mimelissa??
	11:34pm JeffHQ: Here we go. Chipotle ole ole ole.
	11:35pm Supermeowy: the ladies are bringing the heat tonight!!! great call, Amy! now Melissa! yay!
	11:35pm amy: @meowy thanks!
	11:35pm JeffHQ: 10-30 second delay.
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: Caller unaware she was on the Air - drink!
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: Loyola Marymount is in LA--better than Canisius in Buffalo!
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Sex and drugs and taco roll.
	11:37pm Marc15: I went to Seton Hall University and I'm gay
	11:37pm Matt from Springfield: "Don't go to college, just go to Chipotle" - Donald Trump has an education platform now! :)
	11:37pm east hollywood: loyola is home of the amaZing KXLU.
	11:38pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Dry heaving is a GREAT ab workout.
	11:38pm Toilet Seat Karl: Dave Hill is a sponsor right here ... pointing at my heart!
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: @E Hollywood: Really? I've heard of them! I've heard good things! Our brother independent radio station(s)!
	11:39pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: Raw Flour is my fave Stooges record
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: How was that? Re: the teachers and the students, most people are decent and tolerating, but I always wonder about particular environments.
	11:40pm JeffHQ: @Bill: Nice pull.
	11:40pm herb.nyc: Can't spell Chipotle w/o E. coli
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: Freddie from Orange is burning with E.Coli and seeing "God"...
	11:40pm Danne D: Ms Sim and Meowy are on to the younger dude, I get it
	11:40pm Toilet Seat Karl: 201-209-9368
	11:40pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: Now THAT is a good joke!
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: @herb: ZOMG you're RIGHT!!! :O ;)
	11:41pm Danne D: and great call Amy :)
	11:41pm Bottle Rocket Bill Dolan: GWAR You Experienced?
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Corn syrup cheerup?
	11:42pm amy: @danne thanks man!
	11:42pm Supermeowy: A+ joke @herb.nyc !!!
	11:44pm herb.nyc: Thx, bad joke coming up...
	11:44pm JeffHQ: St. Manger
	11:46pm herb.nyc: Can't spell Slipknot w/o T. Koli
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Carl only lost an eye. We're good.
	11:47pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, ScottC! Didn't realize he meant Slipknot by having tacos with "Clown".
	11:48pm amy: @dave I thought you were going to say the dancer from Billy Goat!
	11:48pm Marc15: @Matt I had a decent time. It wasn't that oppressive or preachy. A few issues with being called the gay f-word from the students, but I handled myself well. I had to take theology classes. I actually met my first boyfriend there.
	11:48pm JeffHQ: Eau de Gold Bond
	11:49pm amy: Also I'm dying to know where they went for tacos!
	11:49pm Toilet Seat Karl: Sorry everyone ... my phone battery died
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: They never offer any Twizzlers... :`(
	11:51pm JeffHQ: Ok, all...\mm/
	11:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Turned out reasonably well, glad to hear!
	11:52pm moreguinness: the thought of listening to Slipknot is terrifying
	11:52pm Danne D: Petey!
	11:54pm Marc15: @Matt It was, thanks
	11:55pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Elliott and guests and callers and commenters and listeners :) until next time!
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Crossing state lines to participate in phone calls with Dave Hill??! That CAN'T be legal! Can you read the Mann Act, people??!
	11:55pm Toilet Seat Karl: Your first show had swear making...
	11:57pm amy: So long Danne :)
	11:57pm Dennis D: I said fuck on Dave's show but he caught it
	11:57pm Toilet Seat Karl: Have a great week everyone!!!!
	11:57pm Dennis D: I almost said shit too but I stopped myself
	11:58pm pillow_out: good show see you next week!
	11:58pm amy: You too Karl
	11:58pm Melly from bingo: THANKS DAVE HILL!!!!
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, Elliot starting to get the hang of this! :) THANKS Dave, Elliot, Metal Injection, callers/commenters/Founding Fathers/etc! Have a good night everyone!
	11:59pm Dennis D: have a great week. all
	11:59pm amy: thanks dave!
	11:59pm JeffHQ: FMUtalizer
	12:00am Toilet Seat Karl: Thanks Dave Your the best
	12:00am Supermeowy: have a great week everyone!! eat your kale, Danne!!
	12:35am JeffHQ: Frau-mageddon
	12:39am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 4, 2016

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