WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 5, 2016

Listener comments!
	9:00pm Folsom: Professional as always!
	9:01pm pillow_out: hello!!
	9:01pm Dennis D: Hi
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: another flippin Labor Day...hyuh Dave & hillistines
	9:03pm Dennis D: Angel witch, such soothing sound
	9:03pm DaveHill: Hola, everybody!
	9:04pm Dennis D: Como esta
	9:05pm BillDolanBDC: BRING ON THE REVERB!!!!!
	9:05pm Debbie: Hola, Dave and Angel Witch fans.
	9:05pm pillow_out: i haven't heard angel witch in months
	9:06pm Folsom: I think since DH is doing animated GIFs, we should submit some to DH. Except the face melting scene from Indiana Jones, story of DH's life
	9:06pm moreguinness: good evening kids
	9:06pm Rickwaukee: This fellow seems enamored.
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Just noticed that about 45% of the lyrics to this is "angel witch."
	9:06pm DaveHill: Please do, Folsom!
	9:07pm BillDolanBDC: Raiders of the Lost Reverb Ark
	9:07pm chad from oregon: Sweet, sweet Angel Witch. She needs a slow jam makeover with a long monologue in the mid-section.
	9:07pm Matt in Hillsborough: what's with the anime gif dave (blood notwithstanding)
	9:08pm Ms. Sim: Oh shit, I'm here! I was listening, but I barely made it to a computer. Howdy Hill People!
	9:08pm Danne D: Hi everyone!
	9:09pm Danne D: I could swear I heard Matt W using reverb the other day
	9:09pm Dennis D: love this song, i heard a good cover by Josh Homme's wife Brody
	9:10pm Dennis D: hi Ms Sim
	9:10pm amy: Hi everybody!
	9:11pm Dennis D: Yo Amy
	9:11pm amy: Yo Dennis!
	9:12pm Dennis D: REVERB!
	9:13pm Ms. Sim: Bit of trivia... That gif from Angel Witch is from a movie called Devil's Hand, and it stars Alan Alda's DAD!!
	9:13pm BillDolanBDC: HOME OF THE HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS!!!!
	9:13pm Dennis D: Cowboy Chimp!
	9:14pm Dennis D: That cowboy chimp has John Wayne's gait!
	9:15pm JakeGould: Hey there! How’s everyone’s labor doing?
	9:15pm Dennis D: Hi Jake
	9:15pm BillDolanBDC: My water just broke.
	9:17pm Danne D: Romper Room, Dave
	9:17pm cosmic matrix: hi there!
	9:17pm BillDolanBDC: Magic Garden
	9:17pm pillow_out: i loved romper room
	9:18pm moreguinness: Danne you are on it...Bill Magic Garden had the Chucklepatch
	9:18pm BillDolanBDC: Romper Stomper Room
	9:18pm Dave Sustain: Thought it was ms cleo
	9:18pm Lolly: ROMPER ROOM! that b*^ch never said my name.
	9:18pm Jeezy: Romper Room... yes, life changing. Though we're also aging ourselves by knowing it.
	9:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Chat like the angel wind!
	9:19pm BenDoverMD: Was it Carol & Paula?
	9:19pm Danne D: CALL IN!!! 201-209-9368
	9:19pm Danne D: There are 3 lines open.
	9:20pm Danne D: Cuz the other line....well you know who is on :)
	9:20pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Hello! How you doing? @pillow_out: I liked “Romper Room,” I loved “The Magic Garden” and “Kid’s Are People Too” and I liked “Villa Alegre” as well.
	9:21pm moreguinness: Ben I believe so and Sherlock Squirrel
	9:21pm Rickwaukee: I've never called in and I have never been beaten - make your own conclusions.
	9:21pm Danne D: Well time to recitfy at least one of those situations, Rickwaukee!!!
	9:22pm StephenRadford: Good evening sports fans!
	9:22pm moreguinness: Radford...Evening mate
	9:22pm MadameLuke: Hello from Santa Cruz!
	9:23pm Dennis D: @Jake slowly reecovering, down 45 pounds in 5 weeks and trying to get some energy back, its been scary, thanks for asking.
	9:23pm Monstrositor: Sounds like YngMom wants to have Yngtercourse with Dave.
	9:23pm BillDolanBDC: Married with Fake Biker Children
	9:23pm StephenRadford: Hey what's happening MoreGuinness? You doing well?
	9:23pm Dennis D: Pain in my back/leg is slightly lessened.
	9:24pm Supermeowy: hey, Madame Luke!!!
	9:24pm MadameLuke: Meowy!!!!
	9:24pm JakeGould: @DennisD: 45 pounds in 5 weeks? Yikes! Hang in there! Once your body adjusts you should be good.
	9:25pm Folsom: A good GIF would be someone photoshopping the beginning of Music Man when Robert Preston leaves the train, with "Professor Dave Hill" on his suitcase. "I don't believe I know your name" "I don't believe I dropped it"
	9:25pm moreguinness: Not bad Radford.. Landscaping looks sexy kid
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Drinking game participants are already buzzing
	9:25pm Dennis D: Yes glad for the weight loss just faster than anticipated
	9:26pm Danne D: YNGMOM!!!!!
	9:26pm BenDoverMD: Where's Snook?
	9:26pm StephenRadford: Thanks bud! I'm just glad it's all done. I'm more secretary of the interior! :p
	9:27pm Mike and Jean in a car: Can we start a GoFundMe to get Jimmy more minutes? Perhaps find him an eccentric millionaire benefactor ?
	9:28pm Lolly: I love the ailment drinking game bc it reminds me of Bob Ducca: https://youtu.be/kHIegpSmIyw
	9:28pm MadameLuke: Drink! Foot stress fracture!
	9:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: Some say that YngDave's image was the inspiration for the logo of a bread company. www.daveskillerbread.com
	9:29pm Dennis D: I'd throw a few bucks to Jimmy's phone fund
	9:29pm BenDoverMD: Does Jimmy have paypal? I'll send 10 or 20 bucks...I'm finding not enough places that accept paypal these days
	9:29pm JakeGould: “Lamont, you big dummy!” “Esther, you so ugly!” “This is the big one! Elizabeth I’m coming to join ya!”
	9:30pm MadameLuke: Daves Killer Bread is delicious fwiw
	9:31pm chad from oregon: YngMom is on fire tonight.
	9:31pm StephenRadford: Oh and I gotta say, I'm impressed with the level of creativity from those who gather here. I gravitate to creative minds. MoreGuinness is one talented artist! (If he's not careful, he might be asked to do great things)- inspired.
	9:32pm JakeGould: @ChadFromOregon: Hey! That’s what I said too her Saturday night!
	9:32pm Rickwaukee: I like YngMom more than Mrs YngDave - ick.
	9:32pm Supermeowy: Do Not Enter -- this week's Yngdave-inspired band name
	9:33pm StephenRadford: Okay, enough with the mushy stuff. Back to the show!
	9:33pm JakeGould: New wordy tattoo combination, “Meet Me in Montauk” on a leg/arm and “Do Not Enter” as a tramp stamp.
	9:33pm moreguinness: I'm blushing Radford...but also I can bring the hot rock heat.
	9:33pm Mike and Jean in a car: Classic Danne D
	9:34pm MadameLuke: Not into this Flintstones call
	9:35pm BillDolanBDC: DinaSNORE
	9:35pm Dennis D: This guy has thought about this a little too much
	9:35pm StephenRadford: Totally! You got rock coursing through your blood, I wonder if bringing the heat through riffs and licks is some kind of an ailment.
	9:35pm MadameLuke: Trying. Too. Hard.
	9:35pm Monstrositor: "Would they have to make special vinyl for the records you play on dinosaur turntables?"
	9:36pm Dennis D: I'm with you Madame Luke
	9:36pm JakeGould: How often would one have to change the bird’s beak or the bird itself on a dinosaur turntable?
	9:36pm Dennis D: Cut the Gab
	9:36pm MadameLuke: Can you call back in 20 millennia?
	9:36pm Monstrositor: I hope a meteor hits this dude's house and his whole family goes extinct.
	9:36pm Mike and Jean in a car: It's a tyrannadon you monster
	9:37pm StephenRadford: You know what would have happened. Pinao playing dinosaurs on Youtube.
	9:38pm StephenRadford: Piano... I have no idea what a pinao is or how to play one... answers on a postcard.
	9:40pm Danne D: #Sully is trending worldwide on twitter Some will say because it's a paid promoted tweet. I prefer to think it's because of this Bill Dolan call
	9:41pm MadameLuke: Wait, the blue Monsters, Inc. guy was also a commercial airline pilot? How did I not know this major spoiler?! #Sully #SullyMovie
	9:41pm Dennis D: This is not one of Bill's better calls
	9:41pm MadameLuke: My Twitter contribution.
	9:41pm Danne D: HOLY POTATO!!!
	9:42pm Rickwaukee: Dave guided the call to the bottom of the Hudson
	9:42pm Danne D: Super Meowy should use that as her Superhero catch phrase
	9:42pm BillDolanBDC: I am outraged at AT&T's service in my parents house. Sorry people.
	9:42pm StephenRadford: I thought it would be HOLY KALE!!!!
	9:43pm Rickwaukee: I say I'm gonna slice one lengthwise when I'm going to fart laying down.
	9:43pm amy: Not to brag, but the "Mary tree" is just a couple blocks from my house. :) People leave bouquets of flowers on the regular.
	9:44pm JakeGould: “Sacred spud found by cook makes residents feel safe, watched over.” www.cbc.ca...
	9:45pm Mike and Jean in a car: How wet is this goddamn potato
	9:45pm Dennis D: It's no Mary Tree.
	9:46pm amy: @DennisD Exactly.
	9:46pm BenDoverMD: Spoiler alert re: Bill Dolan... Sully sticks the landing
	9:47pm JeffHQ: \m/
	9:47pm MadameLuke: What are the odds of my finding a burrito on Labor Day? Sadly probably pretty good right?
	9:48pm pillow_out: ooo this is a good song
	9:49pm BillDolanBDC: I think Jimmy used up all the minutes on my phone. Sorry folks.
	9:50pm StephenRadford: Is it me or is Tom Hanks always in films that involve airports / aircraft of some kind?
	9:50pm adrian990: what a joke bill - get your act together next time
	9:51pm JakeGould: Tom Hanks is a very important actor.
	9:51pm StephenRadford: Oh absolutely Jake. Strong in everything he does.
	9:51pm pillow_out: tom hanks was important in the 80s
	9:52pm BillDolanBDC: Sorry I faded out before my dinosaur part of the story.
	9:52pm pillow_out: the burbs was his best role
	9:52pm cosmic matrix: www.ebay.com...
	9:53pm JeffHQ: I strum from the land down under.
	9:53pm StephenRadford: I'd have to say Big is a movie that changed my life as a kid.
	9:53pm Mike and Jean in a car: Sully's plane sucked a pterodactyl into engine three.
	9:53pm MadameLuke: Two words: Bachelor Party
	9:53pm StephenRadford: Tom Hanks never got to work with Robin Williams in a movie, right? that would have been an amazing combination.
	9:54pm cosmic matrix: www.ebay.com...
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: You really got me on that one Mike & Jean.
	9:54pm pillow_out: bachelor party rules
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: Bossom Body Count
	9:56pm Dave Sustain: That's my new insult for somebody "a wet potato"
	9:56pm Dennis D: Tough love.
	9:56pm StephenRadford: I've been listening to a lot of death metal in preparation for Chris. I'm completely out of that music, It's growing on me. Autopsy - "Waiting For The Screams" a highlight.
	9:57pm cosmic matrix: www.siboelectronic.com...
	9:58pm StephenRadford: Mr Hill! don't forget to delve into Chris Reifert's artwork for the albums. curious about his inspirations for Skull Grinder and Macabre Eternal.
	9:59pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: You are really killing it with the GIFs tonight.
	10:00pm DaveHill: Thanks, Jake!
	10:01pm BenDoverMD: But the gifs are freaking out my iPad... #justsayin
	10:01pm Mike and Jean in a car: Underrated aspect of the pill gif: That cat has pockets!
	10:03pm adrian990: zuko did nothing wrong
	10:03pm Dennis D: I knew a woman who was like that Cat Gif. You had to hid all your pharmaceuticals when she used your bathroom.
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Cookie monster moisture mayhem.
	10:05pm JakeGould: Kale Oreos?
	10:06pm Rickwaukee: heavy deja vu right now
	10:08pm JeffHQ: SacredspuD
	10:09pm Danne D: @Stephen call in and ask about the art work :) Everyone call in - 201-209-9368 and ask all your death metal questions :)
	10:10pm James S.: No Spoilers!
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Joe Versus the Volcano he was pretty broken...
	10:10pm Rickwaukee: Is Bill's story in the movie? I'll just catch it there I guess.
	10:11pm Mike and Jean in a car: Road to Perdition!
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Seen a bun
	10:12pm StephenRadford: Thanks Danne!
	10:12pm adrian990: he's kind of a scumbag in that thing you do
	10:13pm Dennis D: evem his scumbag roles are lightweight.
	10:14pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: “Bossom Buddies” and “Bachelor Party” and then that is it.
	10:14pm StephenRadford: This is starting to sound like a "What would Michael Bay Do?" segment.
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: How can you forget Cinnabon?? It smells up the whole mall!! Hi Dave and Hillfolk!
	10:16pm Lolly: Oh! Maybe Cinnabon ATTRACTED the birds
	10:16pm Dennis D: Hi Matt From
	10:16pm BenDoverMD: His finest work youtu.be...
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Dennis D!
	10:20pm JakeGould: My favorite Sully Sullenberger line is when he said, “Remember the I said I’d kill you last? I lied!”
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Almond allergy anarchy
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Aussiesque voice from Mancunians. Coincidence?
	10:21pm cosmic matrix: www.siboelectronic.com...
	10:21pm JakeGould: Whoops, the line was… “Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I lied!”
	10:21pm moreguinness: It's Chaos, Cinnabons and moisture in the studio tonight..
	10:22pm Danne D: shop.nuclearblast.com...
	10:23pm Danne D: For your shopping pleasure
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Essentially. It's a book, whose essence is a book.
	10:24pm Marc15: Ing Dave is the Monroe of WFMU
	10:25pm Mike and Jean in a car: Cinnabon is moist as can be, that's brand synergyy my friends.
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: "WFMU: All the time zones seem like one!"
	10:26pm Marc15: It is 4:25 AM In Oslo, according to Siri
	10:27pm daveB from before: Great to hear your voice Stephen! Solid call!!!
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: "I'm late from the Cinnabon stop! No time to de-goose the plane, let's GO!!"
	10:28pm JeffHQ: VonAir
	10:29pm moreguinness: Alternate Sully plot...The Movie is shot entirely from the birds perspective
	10:29pm Danne D: JIMMY!!!!
	10:29pm Danne D: Jimmy :(
	10:29pm ScottC: Check DaFont.com...
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Poor Jimmy :(
	10:30pm JeffHQ: JimmY
	10:30pm Dennis D: Fuck, Jimmy! Best of luck
	10:30pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy!? wtf, I thought this was an YngDave link. How many regular listeners do we have to emote for?
	10:30pm Rickwaukee: Those are the kind of memories you want to hold on to.
	10:30pm Ms. Sim: No offense Jimmy, I'll emote for you, too.
	10:31pm StephenRadford: I can't find the Wade Snook Sacred Potato image.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: Uggh. GOLF KILLS!!!
	10:32pm JeffHQ: Brutal.
	10:32pm Mike and Jean in a car: This is still better than the dinosaur call.
	10:32pm Ms. Sim: Is Jimmy going to sing a song for his mother? HE SHOULD
	10:33pm BillDolanBDC: Feel horibile for Jimmy but ike & Jean made me now crying laughing.
	10:33pm Rickwaukee: Does Jimmy have a question for tonight's guest?
	10:33pm StephenRadford: Haha. We should have beta tested the timezone game... :P
	10:34pm Lolly: ❤️❤️❤️Jimmy
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Dave's children's book: "You're A Lot More Metal Than You Realize"
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Your metal meditation question?
	10:35pm Danne D: We love you Jimmy!
	10:35pm JakeGould: My favorite show on the new schedule is “Japanese Woman Screaming for 20 Minutes Straight.”
	10:36pm Danne D: "The Jimmy Fund"
	10:36pm daveB from before: finished up a sketchbook and celebrating by stealing kid's candy
	10:36pm herb.nyc: (Im gonna be a jerk, but ever since YngDave's mom spoke, the show has been going downhill. Excuse me for saying.)
	10:36pm Monstrositor: Jimmy should give vocal lessons
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: You're the lawyer Jimmy, think of a 503 or something and we can help you out!
	10:36pm BillDolanBDC: What does the Japanese woman's sexuality have to do with anything?
	10:36pm JeffHQ: 503 destitution destruction
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Brian Turner used to have that segment regularly.
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: ;P
	10:37pm BillDolanBDC: YES!!!!
	10:38pm Ms. Sim: It's all about the duffel bag.
	10:38pm BillDolanBDC: Tell Jimmy dinner at the Thistle first
	10:38pm Marc15: AMC Theater in West Orange has a liquor license
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Hide the fifth of Jack in the Pepto.
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: We lost you Jimmy (but don't lose yourself!)
	10:39pm Ms. Sim: YNGDAVE!
	10:42pm Marc15: The theater is in the Essex Green Shopping Plaza, West Orange
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: Don't ever "get clean", YngDave.
	10:43pm Ms. Sim: I feel so unsettled now that I know what YngDave looks like. My brain can't reconcile the look with the voice... But my heart loves the voice even more with the look.
	10:43pm StephenRadford: Do they play Sully though? They've got Sausage Party (apt) and Mechanic: Resurrection
	10:44pm Matt in Hillsborough: yeah! you tell that WOMAN!!!!!!
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: Hillary = Thatcher and Ma Teresa's recent canonization, no one else can give this commentary.
	10:44pm Rickwaukee: If you're not voting then STFU
	10:45pm BillDolanBDC: VOTE OINNABON!!!!!
	10:45pm JeffHQ: Bensonhurst Burn
	10:45pm StephenRadford: Our current PM is Theresa May... She might even be a mother... too early to tell.
	10:46pm Mike and Jean in a car: It wouldn't be in the listing, Sully hasn't come out yet, despite what Tom Hanks' mustache suggests.
	10:46pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, YngDave with the Proxima b knowledge!
	10:47pm Marc15: The theater has a bar
	10:47pm Marc15: Oinkabon
	10:47pm Ms. Sim: Closest Earth-like planet!
	10:47pm JeffHQ: WADE
	10:47pm Ms. Sim: omg WAAAADDDEEEEEEE!!
	10:48pm BillDolanBDC: Pretty sure Sully grew the mustache to hide the stretch marks from eating this: https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g60956-d1768811-i40724933-Lulu_s_Bakery_and_Cafe-San_Antonio_Texas.html
	10:48pm Danne D: www.amctheatres.com... 4pm and 7:15 on Friday Sully
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: Makes no sense? Well clearly Dave, you aren't Michael Bay.
	10:49pm StephenRadford: I'm cracking up...
	10:49pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, wade, no smack about the dog.
	10:49pm BillDolanBDC: A lot of Loews (Theaters) on this show
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: Ma Teresa...Theresa May...OH MY GOD GET OFF THE ISLAND!! HURRY, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!!!
	10:50pm JeffHQ: Cyrillic Center
	10:51pm StephenRadford: Thanks for the warning Matt! I can already hear sirens...
	10:51pm JakeGould: I made this for Jimmy from Kearny: wfmu.org...
	10:52pm Marc15: You could do no wrong Dave
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: Jump on the first hovercraft to safety you can find. @Jake: Amen!
	10:53pm Danne D: LOL Cassius what an entrance
	10:53pm daveB from before: Nice Jake!
	10:54pm Danne D: Cassius returned to the scene of the crime?!?
	10:55pm BillDolanBDC: Cassius sounds like a reporter reporting from the boardwalk during a hurricane.
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Euthanasia rollercoaster http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402836/The-white-knuckle-ride-death-Euthanasia-rollercoaster-thrill-experts-warn-spend-final-moments-feeling-SICK.html
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Dear Lord! Running amok like a mook!
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Mr. Show had advertisements for a lethal rollercoaster. News reports had people terrified of it, then featured them standing in line for it, beholden to the hype.
	11:00pm Dennis D: I can't believe the cops let that guy go after all the damage he caused to Cassius.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Cops don't want to prosecute anyone that doesn't confess, they hate working.
	11:01pm Mike and Jean in a car: Dave, we will call in before the night is over, rest assured.
	11:02pm Matt from Springfield: Good ol' GSH.
	11:02pm DaveHill: Do it, Mike and Jean!
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: That's just it, Dennis.
	11:03pm BillDolanBDC: I want to ask Mike & Jean to the prom.
	11:03pm DaveHill: Mike and Jean ARE the prom! Extreme heat!
	11:04pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: I made a logo to help Jimmy from Kearny out. wfmu.org...
	11:04pm JakeGould: Are Mike and Jean like those long jelly beans?
	11:04pm DaveHill: That is awesome, Jake!
	11:04pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Hype machine kills it.
	11:05pm BillDolanBDC: Making a Cinnabon into a wrist corsage.
	11:05pm Dennis D: Well it's the DAs actaully unless they have a sure thing they don't prosecute, I had a similar experience. I got cut by a guy with machete who told the DA I was a loan shark and holding him hostage so he had to cut me to escape. I had to take a lie detector test and they told me I was hiding something and wouldn't charge the guy.
	11:06pm StephenRadford: I remember an old game played on here where "Nightmare in Elm Street dialogue sounds just like Weather Channel Headlines"? Was that this show or something else?
	11:07pm herb.nyc: (I heart Dave!)
	11:07pm Dennis D: Even though i had 6 out of 8 tendons cut in my hand and he had no real damage.
	11:08pm StephenRadford: Sounds like something you won't forget in a hurry Dennis. Scary!
	11:09pm Dennis D: Well it was a long time ago but it taught me how the law works, Stephen.
	11:10pm Mike and Jean in a Car: I got dumped at prom so there's room for improvement
	11:11pm StephenRadford: It's every person for themselves, sadly, when it comes to that. Heck I was held at knife point outside a police station in Australia once. Did I think "Yell for help." Nooo. I broke free and fleed... He was too hopped up to follow thankfully. I didn't have any instinct that being that close to the law could give me comfort.
	11:11pm StephenRadford: it wasn't a police officer though, just a drugged up night-stalker.
	11:12pm Dennis D: I guess its the same the world over. :)
	11:12pm Mike and Jean in a Car: If he was so hopped up he might have just been a kangaroo
	11:13pm Dennis D: With no respect for the law.
	11:13pm JeffHQ: Cookin' w gas now
	11:15pm DaveHill: Let's all send good vibes to Jimmy!
	11:16pm Dennis D: Jimmy's the best and needs a break
	11:17pm JeffHQ: @Dave: May the Schwartz be w both of you.
	11:17pm Matt from Springfield: ((((((((((((((Goooooood vibbbbbbes, Jimmmmmmmy!!!)))))))))))))))))))
	11:18pm Ms. Sim: I'm sorry, I just can't get past that gif of a bunny leaping for freedom and crashing like a fallen star. I LOVE YOU, BUNNY! You do you!
	11:18pm StephenRadford: I love the Crime Blotter! I hear this music, I want to go photograph suspicious behavior.
	11:19pm StephenRadford: I'm so going to learn this "Chinatown theme" movement on the piano.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: Who's talking in the background??
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Walles wrecking crew got your back.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: I'm a bit nervous: you go out to photograph some suspicious activity, but you turn around! And then...your sprinkler has been moved!
	11:21pm Dennis D: You are so right Cassisus
	11:21pm JeffHQ: The Shite Of
	11:23pm StephenRadford: "The Shite of" actually says it all.
	11:23pm Rickwaukee: GO TO THE MEDIA WITH YOUR STORY
	11:24pm Dennis D: It's all a numbers game!
	11:24pm Rickwaukee: Crime Watch Daily would probably slide you some $$
	11:25pm Matt in Hillsborough: white people SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: The "hospitable" party
	11:26pm Rickwaukee: It aint racist if it's TRUE
	11:27pm Dennis D: In Cassius's defense it sounded like a racist attack.
	11:27pm Marc15: Who doesn't?
	11:28pm Mike and Jean in a Car: If he hated white people he would have jacked the Burberry watch he was wearing that would set us back years as a race.
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Endless brunches are the opiate of bouggy people.
	11:28pm Marc15: Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter!
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Avocado toasted.
	11:28pm Danne D: monocles everywhere
	11:29pm Dennis D: If he took the watch it wouldn't seem as racist. It'd be a robbery.
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Caulky!
	11:30pm Mike and Jean in a Car: He took his phone didn't he.
	11:30pm Marc15: What would Jesus do?
	11:30pm Dennis D: No i don't think he did
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Mandatory 24-hour wait period for attacking with a brick.
	11:30pm Lolly: "Avocado toast eatin' mofos" made me spit out beverage. A salve for the racism. Almost. Oh no, now poor people are assholes?
	11:31pm JeffHQ: Counselors on hand, standing by.
	11:31pm Marc15: You could kill somebody by hitting them in the head with a Cinnabon
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Not if they take a bit out of it first. The sugar will paralyze them.
	11:32pm JakeGould: I found out a former supervisor at a place I worked at was swimming in a pool, conked her head, had a headache for a week, then went to get it checked out and… Died!
	11:33pm Dennis D: WTF is Avocado toast?
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Himalayas were once at sea level, give or take a few 100 mill years :)
	11:34pm Mike and Jean in a Car: You gotta ask you can't afford it, hoss.
	11:35pm Dennis D: Well i don't like avocados so its not a matter of money. I wouldn't eat it if I knew what it was, just never heard of it.
	11:36pm Dennis D: The DA decided not to prosecute, they said the video was not clear enough.
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Vegemite sandwich.
	11:38pm Ms. Sim: Are people pretending that they don't know avocado toast is a "hot brunch trend"? Because it is. And it's bullshit.
	11:38pm StephenRadford: On a lighter note, they now make eggplant flavoured condoms.
	11:38pm StephenRadford: Love Vegemite!
	11:38pm Dennis D: Just laziness or fear of not getting a conviction that stopped the DA from prosecuting
	11:39pm Ms. Sim: ...And it keeps me from having cheap avocados for my burritos and tacos, man.
	11:39pm P-90: Wait: how did this become ALL about "avocado toast"? I'm confused. Again.
	11:39pm Marc15: New York's laws are too lenient. Someone can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot people and win the nomination of a major party for President
	11:39pm StephenRadford: Oh and there's a topic transition between the condom post and the vegemite post, if you're reading this after the show.
	11:39pm Danne D: Exciting news!!!!!! The one and only BriJet is filling in 6a-9a (6 hours from now!) tune in :) :) :)
	11:39pm dannyhellman: Vegemite AND avocado on toast sounds like a winner combo.
	11:40pm Ms. Sim: NO WAI DANNE!
	11:40pm Dennis D: Well I live way uptown and we don't have trendy brunch places so that may explain why I never heard of it.
	11:40pm Lolly: Jimmy's smart, you guys.
	11:40pm Dennis D: wow, good for BriJet.
	11:40pm Danne D: LOLLY :)
	11:40pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Where are you? Inwood? Or deeper into the Bronx?
	11:41pm JakeGould: FWIW, I love that bunny jumping off of the bed.
	11:41pm Dennis D: Inwood it is Jake.
	11:42pm Dennis D: Upstate Manhattan
	11:42pm P-90: Wait, Jimmy's gotta call back and sing a few bars... Or the show's not really complete
	11:43pm Dennis D: Jimmy did sing earlier, but there is never enough Jimmy singing
	11:44pm Danne D: So everyone needs to pass out right after the show and then wake up bright and early to listen to BriJet :) Her show is gonna be great :)
	11:44pm Matt from Springfield: Eggplant condoms. Hwwow.
	11:45pm Dennis D: I'll try to stay up for BriJet
	11:46pm herb.nyc: My ex got me into eggplants; will look for those condoms for her.
	11:46pm Ms. Sim: I'm on the west coast. I start work at 6 pst. :(
	11:46pm Danne D: :D
	11:46pm P-90: Who got PAID to conceive the"eggplant flavored condom"?
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Taking a knee.
	11:47pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: whipped sound
	11:49pm StephenRadford: I can't imagine they are always in a car or this just a one time thing?
	11:49pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: Leave a knee, take a knee.
	11:50pm P-90: The day after Sully landed that plane in the Hudson, it was like: "Tom Hanks is gonna play your part in the movie..."
	11:50pm StephenRadford from Middleton, not to brag.: Okay, so...
	11:51pm Ms. Sim: I dunno... Dave has been in every airport on earth as part of his rockin lifestyle. How has he NOT eaten a single Cinnabon?
	11:51pm JeffHQ: Press conference scheduled for 12:15. Speech will be distributed.
	11:51pm Danne D: Glad you called in Stephen :)
	11:51pm P-90: The white stuff is just PURE sugar
	11:52pm dannyhellman: Cinnabon = more sugar than any human should eat in one sitting.
	11:52pm Ms. Sim: i call shenanigans
	11:52pm Danne D: @Ms Sim seriously the airport is the one location where I will break down and have a Cin a Bon. They should put a CinABon on every seat at the screenings of Sully
	11:53pm Danne D: @Danny making the case for Cinabon :)
	11:53pm Dennis D: I don't know anyone who has eaten a whole cinnabon bun
	11:53pm Ms. Sim: omg Danne, that would make Sully feel SO AUTHENTIC
	11:54pm Ms. Sim: Sully: Cinnabon plus a little bit of drowning. SO REAL.
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Be righteous to each other.
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Large Cassius, hold the mayo.
	11:55pm Danne D: @Dennis then you don't know me :(
	11:55pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: Great to finally talk to you ear to ear @danne
	11:55pm P-90: Cassius gets the last word
	11:55pm Danne D: The Jesse cart approaches :)
	11:55pm JakeGould: I’ve eaten a whole Cinnabon bun as well.
	11:56pm Mike and Jean in a Car: Not always in a car, but always when listening to Dave. I locked up I'll admit it.
	11:56pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: "Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes..." Avenue Q
	11:56pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show everyone :) Until next time!!! :D
	11:57pm Rickwaukee: Love your attempted murderer.
	11:57pm Dennis D: Have a great week everyone.
	11:57pm JeffHQ: The bus to the casino/spa is now idling out front.
	11:58pm JeffHQ: Good vibes.
	11:58pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: YNGDAVE NAILED IT. Beautiful
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: All right! Thanks Dave and Chris and Bob! Thanks Danne and callers and all those caught in the Web! Have a good night everyone!
	11:58pm P-90: YngDave!
	11:58pm Ms. Sim: yngDave's gunning for a slot, man.
	12:00am P-90: BriJet at 6 AM. The first day of school
	12:00am Ms. Sim: This has made my night. LOVE Y'ALL!
	12:00am Matt from Springfield: ESPECIALLY Tavares and Country Joe & the Fish.
	12:00am P-90: (web-only)
	12:01am StephenRadford from Middleton.: Night everybody. I love you all equally and without favoritism! @mrdavehill you were hilarious tonight!
	12:01am P-90: Thanks Dave H. And crew
	12:01am Dennis D: bye SR
	12:02am Mike and Jean in a Car: Lifelong dream come true thanks guys we will definitely play this episode for our kids and also conceive them while listening to this episode.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 5, 2016

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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September 5, 2016: It's the first Monday in September! No way! Anyway, Dave welcomes death metal god Chris Reifert (Autopsy, Death, etc.) and comedian Bob Walles to Studio A for nonstop mayhem!

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Artist	Track	Album
Autopsy	Fiend for Blood "Fiend for Blood" by "Autopsy"
Angel	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel"	Angel Witch
Ohio Players	Ecstasy "Ecstasy" by "Ohio Players"
The Misfits	Hybrid Moments "Hybrid Moments" by "The Misfits"
Marty Robbins	A Hundred And Sixty Acres
Dave takes calls. It's incredible.	"Dave takes calls. It's incredible."
Emitt Rhodes	With My Face on the Floor
Death	Mutilation "Mutilation" by "Death"	Scream Bloody Gore (Deluxe Edition)
Loretta Lynn	The Pill "The Pill" by "Loretta Lynn"
Still Life	What Did We Miss "What Did We Miss" by "Still Life"
Chris Reifert from Autopsy/Death live in-studio.
Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell	Shake Your Head
Gil Scott-Heron and Brian Jackson	The Bottle
Dust	Suicide "Suicide" by "Dust"
Autopsy	Autopsy "Autopsy" by "Autopsy"

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Listener comments!
	9:00pm Folsom: Professional as always!
	9:01pm pillow_out: hello!!
	9:01pm Dennis D: Hi
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: another flippin Labor Day...hyuh Dave & hillistines
	9:03pm Dennis D: Angel witch, such soothing sound
	9:03pm DaveHill: Hola, everybody!
	9:04pm Dennis D: Como esta
	9:05pm BillDolanBDC: BRING ON THE REVERB!!!!!
	9:05pm Debbie: Hola, Dave and Angel Witch fans.
	9:05pm pillow_out: i haven't heard angel witch in months
	9:06pm Folsom: I think since DH is doing animated GIFs, we should submit some to DH. Except the face melting scene from Indiana Jones, story of DH's life
	9:06pm moreguinness: good evening kids
	9:06pm Rickwaukee: This fellow seems enamored.
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Just noticed that about 45% of the lyrics to this is "angel witch."
	9:06pm DaveHill: Please do, Folsom!
	9:07pm BillDolanBDC: Raiders of the Lost Reverb Ark
	9:07pm chad from oregon: Sweet, sweet Angel Witch. She needs a slow jam makeover with a long monologue in the mid-section.
	9:07pm Matt in Hillsborough: what's with the anime gif dave (blood notwithstanding)
	9:08pm Ms. Sim: Oh shit, I'm here! I was listening, but I barely made it to a computer. Howdy Hill People!
	9:08pm Danne D: Hi everyone!
	9:09pm Danne D: I could swear I heard Matt W using reverb the other day
	9:09pm Dennis D: love this song, i heard a good cover by Josh Homme's wife Brody
	9:10pm Dennis D: hi Ms Sim
	9:10pm amy: Hi everybody!
	9:11pm Dennis D: Yo Amy
	9:11pm amy: Yo Dennis!
	9:12pm Dennis D: REVERB!
	9:13pm Ms. Sim: Bit of trivia... That gif from Angel Witch is from a movie called Devil's Hand, and it stars Alan Alda's DAD!!
	9:13pm BillDolanBDC: HOME OF THE HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS!!!!
	9:13pm Dennis D: Cowboy Chimp!
	9:14pm Dennis D: That cowboy chimp has John Wayne's gait!
	9:15pm JakeGould: Hey there! How’s everyone’s labor doing?
	9:15pm Dennis D: Hi Jake
	9:15pm BillDolanBDC: My water just broke.
	9:17pm Danne D: Romper Room, Dave
	9:17pm cosmic matrix: hi there!
	9:17pm BillDolanBDC: Magic Garden
	9:17pm pillow_out: i loved romper room
	9:18pm moreguinness: Danne you are on it...Bill Magic Garden had the Chucklepatch
	9:18pm BillDolanBDC: Romper Stomper Room
	9:18pm Dave Sustain: Thought it was ms cleo
	9:18pm Lolly: ROMPER ROOM! that b*^ch never said my name.
	9:18pm Jeezy: Romper Room... yes, life changing. Though we're also aging ourselves by knowing it.
	9:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Chat like the angel wind!
	9:19pm BenDoverMD: Was it Carol & Paula?
	9:19pm Danne D: CALL IN!!! 201-209-9368
	9:19pm Danne D: There are 3 lines open.
	9:20pm Danne D: Cuz the other line....well you know who is on :)
	9:20pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Hello! How you doing? @pillow_out: I liked “Romper Room,” I loved “The Magic Garden” and “Kid’s Are People Too” and I liked “Villa Alegre” as well.
	9:21pm moreguinness: Ben I believe so and Sherlock Squirrel
	9:21pm Rickwaukee: I've never called in and I have never been beaten - make your own conclusions.
	9:21pm Danne D: Well time to recitfy at least one of those situations, Rickwaukee!!!
	9:22pm StephenRadford: Good evening sports fans!
	9:22pm moreguinness: Radford...Evening mate
	9:22pm MadameLuke: Hello from Santa Cruz!
	9:23pm Dennis D: @Jake slowly reecovering, down 45 pounds in 5 weeks and trying to get some energy back, its been scary, thanks for asking.
	9:23pm Monstrositor: Sounds like YngMom wants to have Yngtercourse with Dave.
	9:23pm BillDolanBDC: Married with Fake Biker Children
	9:23pm StephenRadford: Hey what's happening MoreGuinness? You doing well?
	9:23pm Dennis D: Pain in my back/leg is slightly lessened.
	9:24pm Supermeowy: hey, Madame Luke!!!
	9:24pm MadameLuke: Meowy!!!!
	9:24pm JakeGould: @DennisD: 45 pounds in 5 weeks? Yikes! Hang in there! Once your body adjusts you should be good.
	9:25pm Folsom: A good GIF would be someone photoshopping the beginning of Music Man when Robert Preston leaves the train, with "Professor Dave Hill" on his suitcase. "I don't believe I know your name" "I don't believe I dropped it"
	9:25pm moreguinness: Not bad Radford.. Landscaping looks sexy kid
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Drinking game participants are already buzzing
	9:25pm Dennis D: Yes glad for the weight loss just faster than anticipated
	9:26pm Danne D: YNGMOM!!!!!
	9:26pm BenDoverMD: Where's Snook?
	9:26pm StephenRadford: Thanks bud! I'm just glad it's all done. I'm more secretary of the interior! :p
	9:27pm Mike and Jean in a car: Can we start a GoFundMe to get Jimmy more minutes? Perhaps find him an eccentric millionaire benefactor ?
	9:28pm Lolly: I love the ailment drinking game bc it reminds me of Bob Ducca: https://youtu.be/kHIegpSmIyw
	9:28pm MadameLuke: Drink! Foot stress fracture!
	9:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: Some say that YngDave's image was the inspiration for the logo of a bread company. www.daveskillerbread.com
	9:29pm Dennis D: I'd throw a few bucks to Jimmy's phone fund
	9:29pm BenDoverMD: Does Jimmy have paypal? I'll send 10 or 20 bucks...I'm finding not enough places that accept paypal these days
	9:29pm JakeGould: “Lamont, you big dummy!” “Esther, you so ugly!” “This is the big one! Elizabeth I’m coming to join ya!”
	9:30pm MadameLuke: Daves Killer Bread is delicious fwiw
	9:31pm chad from oregon: YngMom is on fire tonight.
	9:31pm StephenRadford: Oh and I gotta say, I'm impressed with the level of creativity from those who gather here. I gravitate to creative minds. MoreGuinness is one talented artist! (If he's not careful, he might be asked to do great things)- inspired.
	9:32pm JakeGould: @ChadFromOregon: Hey! That’s what I said too her Saturday night!
	9:32pm Rickwaukee: I like YngMom more than Mrs YngDave - ick.
	9:32pm Supermeowy: Do Not Enter -- this week's Yngdave-inspired band name
	9:33pm StephenRadford: Okay, enough with the mushy stuff. Back to the show!
	9:33pm JakeGould: New wordy tattoo combination, “Meet Me in Montauk” on a leg/arm and “Do Not Enter” as a tramp stamp.
	9:33pm moreguinness: I'm blushing Radford...but also I can bring the hot rock heat.
	9:33pm Mike and Jean in a car: Classic Danne D
	9:34pm MadameLuke: Not into this Flintstones call
	9:35pm BillDolanBDC: DinaSNORE
	9:35pm Dennis D: This guy has thought about this a little too much
	9:35pm StephenRadford: Totally! You got rock coursing through your blood, I wonder if bringing the heat through riffs and licks is some kind of an ailment.
	9:35pm MadameLuke: Trying. Too. Hard.
	9:35pm Monstrositor: "Would they have to make special vinyl for the records you play on dinosaur turntables?"
	9:36pm Dennis D: I'm with you Madame Luke
	9:36pm JakeGould: How often would one have to change the bird’s beak or the bird itself on a dinosaur turntable?
	9:36pm Dennis D: Cut the Gab
	9:36pm MadameLuke: Can you call back in 20 millennia?
	9:36pm Monstrositor: I hope a meteor hits this dude's house and his whole family goes extinct.
	9:36pm Mike and Jean in a car: It's a tyrannadon you monster
	9:37pm StephenRadford: You know what would have happened. Pinao playing dinosaurs on Youtube.
	9:38pm StephenRadford: Piano... I have no idea what a pinao is or how to play one... answers on a postcard.
	9:40pm Danne D: #Sully is trending worldwide on twitter Some will say because it's a paid promoted tweet. I prefer to think it's because of this Bill Dolan call
	9:41pm MadameLuke: Wait, the blue Monsters, Inc. guy was also a commercial airline pilot? How did I not know this major spoiler?! #Sully #SullyMovie
	9:41pm Dennis D: This is not one of Bill's better calls
	9:41pm MadameLuke: My Twitter contribution.
	9:41pm Danne D: HOLY POTATO!!!
	9:42pm Rickwaukee: Dave guided the call to the bottom of the Hudson
	9:42pm Danne D: Super Meowy should use that as her Superhero catch phrase
	9:42pm BillDolanBDC: I am outraged at AT&T's service in my parents house. Sorry people.
	9:42pm StephenRadford: I thought it would be HOLY KALE!!!!
	9:43pm Rickwaukee: I say I'm gonna slice one lengthwise when I'm going to fart laying down.
	9:43pm amy: Not to brag, but the "Mary tree" is just a couple blocks from my house. :) People leave bouquets of flowers on the regular.
	9:44pm JakeGould: “Sacred spud found by cook makes residents feel safe, watched over.” www.cbc.ca...
	9:45pm Mike and Jean in a car: How wet is this goddamn potato
	9:45pm Dennis D: It's no Mary Tree.
	9:46pm amy: @DennisD Exactly.
	9:46pm BenDoverMD: Spoiler alert re: Bill Dolan... Sully sticks the landing
	9:47pm JeffHQ: \m/
	9:47pm MadameLuke: What are the odds of my finding a burrito on Labor Day? Sadly probably pretty good right?
	9:48pm pillow_out: ooo this is a good song
	9:49pm BillDolanBDC: I think Jimmy used up all the minutes on my phone. Sorry folks.
	9:50pm StephenRadford: Is it me or is Tom Hanks always in films that involve airports / aircraft of some kind?
	9:50pm adrian990: what a joke bill - get your act together next time
	9:51pm JakeGould: Tom Hanks is a very important actor.
	9:51pm StephenRadford: Oh absolutely Jake. Strong in everything he does.
	9:51pm pillow_out: tom hanks was important in the 80s
	9:52pm BillDolanBDC: Sorry I faded out before my dinosaur part of the story.
	9:52pm pillow_out: the burbs was his best role
	9:52pm cosmic matrix: www.ebay.com...
	9:53pm JeffHQ: I strum from the land down under.
	9:53pm StephenRadford: I'd have to say Big is a movie that changed my life as a kid.
	9:53pm Mike and Jean in a car: Sully's plane sucked a pterodactyl into engine three.
	9:53pm MadameLuke: Two words: Bachelor Party
	9:53pm StephenRadford: Tom Hanks never got to work with Robin Williams in a movie, right? that would have been an amazing combination.
	9:54pm cosmic matrix: www.ebay.com...
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: You really got me on that one Mike & Jean.
	9:54pm pillow_out: bachelor party rules
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: Bossom Body Count
	9:56pm Dave Sustain: That's my new insult for somebody "a wet potato"
	9:56pm Dennis D: Tough love.
	9:56pm StephenRadford: I've been listening to a lot of death metal in preparation for Chris. I'm completely out of that music, It's growing on me. Autopsy - "Waiting For The Screams" a highlight.
	9:57pm cosmic matrix: www.siboelectronic.com...
	9:58pm StephenRadford: Mr Hill! don't forget to delve into Chris Reifert's artwork for the albums. curious about his inspirations for Skull Grinder and Macabre Eternal.
	9:59pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: You are really killing it with the GIFs tonight.
	10:00pm DaveHill: Thanks, Jake!
	10:01pm BenDoverMD: But the gifs are freaking out my iPad... #justsayin
	10:01pm Mike and Jean in a car: Underrated aspect of the pill gif: That cat has pockets!
	10:03pm adrian990: zuko did nothing wrong
	10:03pm Dennis D: I knew a woman who was like that Cat Gif. You had to hid all your pharmaceuticals when she used your bathroom.
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Cookie monster moisture mayhem.
	10:05pm JakeGould: Kale Oreos?
	10:06pm Rickwaukee: heavy deja vu right now
	10:08pm JeffHQ: SacredspuD
	10:09pm Danne D: @Stephen call in and ask about the art work :) Everyone call in - 201-209-9368 and ask all your death metal questions :)
	10:10pm James S.: No Spoilers!
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Joe Versus the Volcano he was pretty broken...
	10:10pm Rickwaukee: Is Bill's story in the movie? I'll just catch it there I guess.
	10:11pm Mike and Jean in a car: Road to Perdition!
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Seen a bun
	10:12pm StephenRadford: Thanks Danne!
	10:12pm adrian990: he's kind of a scumbag in that thing you do
	10:13pm Dennis D: evem his scumbag roles are lightweight.
	10:14pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: “Bossom Buddies” and “Bachelor Party” and then that is it.
	10:14pm StephenRadford: This is starting to sound like a "What would Michael Bay Do?" segment.
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: How can you forget Cinnabon?? It smells up the whole mall!! Hi Dave and Hillfolk!
	10:16pm Lolly: Oh! Maybe Cinnabon ATTRACTED the birds
	10:16pm Dennis D: Hi Matt From
	10:16pm BenDoverMD: His finest work youtu.be...
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Dennis D!
	10:20pm JakeGould: My favorite Sully Sullenberger line is when he said, “Remember the I said I’d kill you last? I lied!”
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Almond allergy anarchy
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Aussiesque voice from Mancunians. Coincidence?
	10:21pm cosmic matrix: www.siboelectronic.com...
	10:21pm JakeGould: Whoops, the line was… “Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I lied!”
	10:21pm moreguinness: It's Chaos, Cinnabons and moisture in the studio tonight..
	10:22pm Danne D: shop.nuclearblast.com...
	10:23pm Danne D: For your shopping pleasure
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Essentially. It's a book, whose essence is a book.
	10:24pm Marc15: Ing Dave is the Monroe of WFMU
	10:25pm Mike and Jean in a car: Cinnabon is moist as can be, that's brand synergyy my friends.
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: "WFMU: All the time zones seem like one!"
	10:26pm Marc15: It is 4:25 AM In Oslo, according to Siri
	10:27pm daveB from before: Great to hear your voice Stephen! Solid call!!!
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: "I'm late from the Cinnabon stop! No time to de-goose the plane, let's GO!!"
	10:28pm JeffHQ: VonAir
	10:29pm moreguinness: Alternate Sully plot...The Movie is shot entirely from the birds perspective
	10:29pm Danne D: JIMMY!!!!
	10:29pm Danne D: Jimmy :(
	10:29pm ScottC: Check DaFont.com...
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Poor Jimmy :(
	10:30pm JeffHQ: JimmY
	10:30pm Dennis D: Fuck, Jimmy! Best of luck
	10:30pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy!? wtf, I thought this was an YngDave link. How many regular listeners do we have to emote for?
	10:30pm Rickwaukee: Those are the kind of memories you want to hold on to.
	10:30pm Ms. Sim: No offense Jimmy, I'll emote for you, too.
	10:31pm StephenRadford: I can't find the Wade Snook Sacred Potato image.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: Uggh. GOLF KILLS!!!
	10:32pm JeffHQ: Brutal.
	10:32pm Mike and Jean in a car: This is still better than the dinosaur call.
	10:32pm Ms. Sim: Is Jimmy going to sing a song for his mother? HE SHOULD
	10:33pm BillDolanBDC: Feel horibile for Jimmy but ike & Jean made me now crying laughing.
	10:33pm Rickwaukee: Does Jimmy have a question for tonight's guest?
	10:33pm StephenRadford: Haha. We should have beta tested the timezone game... :P
	10:34pm Lolly: ❤️❤️❤️Jimmy
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Dave's children's book: "You're A Lot More Metal Than You Realize"
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Your metal meditation question?
	10:35pm Danne D: We love you Jimmy!
	10:35pm JakeGould: My favorite show on the new schedule is “Japanese Woman Screaming for 20 Minutes Straight.”
	10:36pm Danne D: "The Jimmy Fund"
	10:36pm daveB from before: finished up a sketchbook and celebrating by stealing kid's candy
	10:36pm herb.nyc: (Im gonna be a jerk, but ever since YngDave's mom spoke, the show has been going downhill. Excuse me for saying.)
	10:36pm Monstrositor: Jimmy should give vocal lessons
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: You're the lawyer Jimmy, think of a 503 or something and we can help you out!
	10:36pm BillDolanBDC: What does the Japanese woman's sexuality have to do with anything?
	10:36pm JeffHQ: 503 destitution destruction
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Brian Turner used to have that segment regularly.
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: ;P
	10:37pm BillDolanBDC: YES!!!!
	10:38pm Ms. Sim: It's all about the duffel bag.
	10:38pm BillDolanBDC: Tell Jimmy dinner at the Thistle first
	10:38pm Marc15: AMC Theater in West Orange has a liquor license
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Hide the fifth of Jack in the Pepto.
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: We lost you Jimmy (but don't lose yourself!)
	10:39pm Ms. Sim: YNGDAVE!
	10:42pm Marc15: The theater is in the Essex Green Shopping Plaza, West Orange
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: Don't ever "get clean", YngDave.
	10:43pm Ms. Sim: I feel so unsettled now that I know what YngDave looks like. My brain can't reconcile the look with the voice... But my heart loves the voice even more with the look.
	10:43pm StephenRadford: Do they play Sully though? They've got Sausage Party (apt) and Mechanic: Resurrection
	10:44pm Matt in Hillsborough: yeah! you tell that WOMAN!!!!!!
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: Hillary = Thatcher and Ma Teresa's recent canonization, no one else can give this commentary.
	10:44pm Rickwaukee: If you're not voting then STFU
	10:45pm BillDolanBDC: VOTE OINNABON!!!!!
	10:45pm JeffHQ: Bensonhurst Burn
	10:45pm StephenRadford: Our current PM is Theresa May... She might even be a mother... too early to tell.
	10:46pm Mike and Jean in a car: It wouldn't be in the listing, Sully hasn't come out yet, despite what Tom Hanks' mustache suggests.
	10:46pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, YngDave with the Proxima b knowledge!
	10:47pm Marc15: The theater has a bar
	10:47pm Marc15: Oinkabon
	10:47pm Ms. Sim: Closest Earth-like planet!
	10:47pm JeffHQ: WADE
	10:47pm Ms. Sim: omg WAAAADDDEEEEEEE!!
	10:48pm BillDolanBDC: Pretty sure Sully grew the mustache to hide the stretch marks from eating this: https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g60956-d1768811-i40724933-Lulu_s_Bakery_and_Cafe-San_Antonio_Texas.html
	10:48pm Danne D: www.amctheatres.com... 4pm and 7:15 on Friday Sully
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: Makes no sense? Well clearly Dave, you aren't Michael Bay.
	10:49pm StephenRadford: I'm cracking up...
	10:49pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, wade, no smack about the dog.
	10:49pm BillDolanBDC: A lot of Loews (Theaters) on this show
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: Ma Teresa...Theresa May...OH MY GOD GET OFF THE ISLAND!! HURRY, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!!!
	10:50pm JeffHQ: Cyrillic Center
	10:51pm StephenRadford: Thanks for the warning Matt! I can already hear sirens...
	10:51pm JakeGould: I made this for Jimmy from Kearny: wfmu.org...
	10:52pm Marc15: You could do no wrong Dave
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: Jump on the first hovercraft to safety you can find. @Jake: Amen!
	10:53pm Danne D: LOL Cassius what an entrance
	10:53pm daveB from before: Nice Jake!
	10:54pm Danne D: Cassius returned to the scene of the crime?!?
	10:55pm BillDolanBDC: Cassius sounds like a reporter reporting from the boardwalk during a hurricane.
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Euthanasia rollercoaster http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402836/The-white-knuckle-ride-death-Euthanasia-rollercoaster-thrill-experts-warn-spend-final-moments-feeling-SICK.html
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Dear Lord! Running amok like a mook!
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Mr. Show had advertisements for a lethal rollercoaster. News reports had people terrified of it, then featured them standing in line for it, beholden to the hype.
	11:00pm Dennis D: I can't believe the cops let that guy go after all the damage he caused to Cassius.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Cops don't want to prosecute anyone that doesn't confess, they hate working.
	11:01pm Mike and Jean in a car: Dave, we will call in before the night is over, rest assured.
	11:02pm Matt from Springfield: Good ol' GSH.
	11:02pm DaveHill: Do it, Mike and Jean!
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: That's just it, Dennis.
	11:03pm BillDolanBDC: I want to ask Mike & Jean to the prom.
	11:03pm DaveHill: Mike and Jean ARE the prom! Extreme heat!
	11:04pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: I made a logo to help Jimmy from Kearny out. wfmu.org...
	11:04pm JakeGould: Are Mike and Jean like those long jelly beans?
	11:04pm DaveHill: That is awesome, Jake!
	11:04pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Hype machine kills it.
	11:05pm BillDolanBDC: Making a Cinnabon into a wrist corsage.
	11:05pm Dennis D: Well it's the DAs actaully unless they have a sure thing they don't prosecute, I had a similar experience. I got cut by a guy with machete who told the DA I was a loan shark and holding him hostage so he had to cut me to escape. I had to take a lie detector test and they told me I was hiding something and wouldn't charge the guy.
	11:06pm StephenRadford: I remember an old game played on here where "Nightmare in Elm Street dialogue sounds just like Weather Channel Headlines"? Was that this show or something else?
	11:07pm herb.nyc: (I heart Dave!)
	11:07pm Dennis D: Even though i had 6 out of 8 tendons cut in my hand and he had no real damage.
	11:08pm StephenRadford: Sounds like something you won't forget in a hurry Dennis. Scary!
	11:09pm Dennis D: Well it was a long time ago but it taught me how the law works, Stephen.
	11:10pm Mike and Jean in a Car: I got dumped at prom so there's room for improvement
	11:11pm StephenRadford: It's every person for themselves, sadly, when it comes to that. Heck I was held at knife point outside a police station in Australia once. Did I think "Yell for help." Nooo. I broke free and fleed... He was too hopped up to follow thankfully. I didn't have any instinct that being that close to the law could give me comfort.
	11:11pm StephenRadford: it wasn't a police officer though, just a drugged up night-stalker.
	11:12pm Dennis D: I guess its the same the world over. :)
	11:12pm Mike and Jean in a Car: If he was so hopped up he might have just been a kangaroo
	11:13pm Dennis D: With no respect for the law.
	11:13pm JeffHQ: Cookin' w gas now
	11:15pm DaveHill: Let's all send good vibes to Jimmy!
	11:16pm Dennis D: Jimmy's the best and needs a break
	11:17pm JeffHQ: @Dave: May the Schwartz be w both of you.
	11:17pm Matt from Springfield: ((((((((((((((Goooooood vibbbbbbes, Jimmmmmmmy!!!)))))))))))))))))))
	11:18pm Ms. Sim: I'm sorry, I just can't get past that gif of a bunny leaping for freedom and crashing like a fallen star. I LOVE YOU, BUNNY! You do you!
	11:18pm StephenRadford: I love the Crime Blotter! I hear this music, I want to go photograph suspicious behavior.
	11:19pm StephenRadford: I'm so going to learn this "Chinatown theme" movement on the piano.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: Who's talking in the background??
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Walles wrecking crew got your back.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: @Stephen: I'm a bit nervous: you go out to photograph some suspicious activity, but you turn around! And then...your sprinkler has been moved!
	11:21pm Dennis D: You are so right Cassisus
	11:21pm JeffHQ: The Shite Of
	11:23pm StephenRadford: "The Shite of" actually says it all.
	11:23pm Rickwaukee: GO TO THE MEDIA WITH YOUR STORY
	11:24pm Dennis D: It's all a numbers game!
	11:24pm Rickwaukee: Crime Watch Daily would probably slide you some $$
	11:25pm Matt in Hillsborough: white people SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: The "hospitable" party
	11:26pm Rickwaukee: It aint racist if it's TRUE
	11:27pm Dennis D: In Cassius's defense it sounded like a racist attack.
	11:27pm Marc15: Who doesn't?
	11:28pm Mike and Jean in a Car: If he hated white people he would have jacked the Burberry watch he was wearing that would set us back years as a race.
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Endless brunches are the opiate of bouggy people.
	11:28pm Marc15: Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter!
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Avocado toasted.
	11:28pm Danne D: monocles everywhere
	11:29pm Dennis D: If he took the watch it wouldn't seem as racist. It'd be a robbery.
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Caulky!
	11:30pm Mike and Jean in a Car: He took his phone didn't he.
	11:30pm Marc15: What would Jesus do?
	11:30pm Dennis D: No i don't think he did
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Mandatory 24-hour wait period for attacking with a brick.
	11:30pm Lolly: "Avocado toast eatin' mofos" made me spit out beverage. A salve for the racism. Almost. Oh no, now poor people are assholes?
	11:31pm JeffHQ: Counselors on hand, standing by.
	11:31pm Marc15: You could kill somebody by hitting them in the head with a Cinnabon
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Not if they take a bit out of it first. The sugar will paralyze them.
	11:32pm JakeGould: I found out a former supervisor at a place I worked at was swimming in a pool, conked her head, had a headache for a week, then went to get it checked out and… Died!
	11:33pm Dennis D: WTF is Avocado toast?
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Himalayas were once at sea level, give or take a few 100 mill years :)
	11:34pm Mike and Jean in a Car: You gotta ask you can't afford it, hoss.
	11:35pm Dennis D: Well i don't like avocados so its not a matter of money. I wouldn't eat it if I knew what it was, just never heard of it.
	11:36pm Dennis D: The DA decided not to prosecute, they said the video was not clear enough.
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Vegemite sandwich.
	11:38pm Ms. Sim: Are people pretending that they don't know avocado toast is a "hot brunch trend"? Because it is. And it's bullshit.
	11:38pm StephenRadford: On a lighter note, they now make eggplant flavoured condoms.
	11:38pm StephenRadford: Love Vegemite!
	11:38pm Dennis D: Just laziness or fear of not getting a conviction that stopped the DA from prosecuting
	11:39pm Ms. Sim: ...And it keeps me from having cheap avocados for my burritos and tacos, man.
	11:39pm P-90: Wait: how did this become ALL about "avocado toast"? I'm confused. Again.
	11:39pm Marc15: New York's laws are too lenient. Someone can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot people and win the nomination of a major party for President
	11:39pm StephenRadford: Oh and there's a topic transition between the condom post and the vegemite post, if you're reading this after the show.
	11:39pm Danne D: Exciting news!!!!!! The one and only BriJet is filling in 6a-9a (6 hours from now!) tune in :) :) :)
	11:39pm dannyhellman: Vegemite AND avocado on toast sounds like a winner combo.
	11:40pm Ms. Sim: NO WAI DANNE!
	11:40pm Dennis D: Well I live way uptown and we don't have trendy brunch places so that may explain why I never heard of it.
	11:40pm Lolly: Jimmy's smart, you guys.
	11:40pm Dennis D: wow, good for BriJet.
	11:40pm Danne D: LOLLY :)
	11:40pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Where are you? Inwood? Or deeper into the Bronx?
	11:41pm JakeGould: FWIW, I love that bunny jumping off of the bed.
	11:41pm Dennis D: Inwood it is Jake.
	11:42pm Dennis D: Upstate Manhattan
	11:42pm P-90: Wait, Jimmy's gotta call back and sing a few bars... Or the show's not really complete
	11:43pm Dennis D: Jimmy did sing earlier, but there is never enough Jimmy singing
	11:44pm Danne D: So everyone needs to pass out right after the show and then wake up bright and early to listen to BriJet :) Her show is gonna be great :)
	11:44pm Matt from Springfield: Eggplant condoms. Hwwow.
	11:45pm Dennis D: I'll try to stay up for BriJet
	11:46pm herb.nyc: My ex got me into eggplants; will look for those condoms for her.
	11:46pm Ms. Sim: I'm on the west coast. I start work at 6 pst. :(
	11:46pm Danne D: :D
	11:46pm P-90: Who got PAID to conceive the"eggplant flavored condom"?
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Taking a knee.
	11:47pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: whipped sound
	11:49pm StephenRadford: I can't imagine they are always in a car or this just a one time thing?
	11:49pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: Leave a knee, take a knee.
	11:50pm P-90: The day after Sully landed that plane in the Hudson, it was like: "Tom Hanks is gonna play your part in the movie..."
	11:50pm StephenRadford from Middleton, not to brag.: Okay, so...
	11:51pm Ms. Sim: I dunno... Dave has been in every airport on earth as part of his rockin lifestyle. How has he NOT eaten a single Cinnabon?
	11:51pm JeffHQ: Press conference scheduled for 12:15. Speech will be distributed.
	11:51pm Danne D: Glad you called in Stephen :)
	11:51pm P-90: The white stuff is just PURE sugar
	11:52pm dannyhellman: Cinnabon = more sugar than any human should eat in one sitting.
	11:52pm Ms. Sim: i call shenanigans
	11:52pm Danne D: @Ms Sim seriously the airport is the one location where I will break down and have a Cin a Bon. They should put a CinABon on every seat at the screenings of Sully
	11:53pm Danne D: @Danny making the case for Cinabon :)
	11:53pm Dennis D: I don't know anyone who has eaten a whole cinnabon bun
	11:53pm Ms. Sim: omg Danne, that would make Sully feel SO AUTHENTIC
	11:54pm Ms. Sim: Sully: Cinnabon plus a little bit of drowning. SO REAL.
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Be righteous to each other.
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Large Cassius, hold the mayo.
	11:55pm Danne D: @Dennis then you don't know me :(
	11:55pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: Great to finally talk to you ear to ear @danne
	11:55pm P-90: Cassius gets the last word
	11:55pm Danne D: The Jesse cart approaches :)
	11:55pm JakeGould: I’ve eaten a whole Cinnabon bun as well.
	11:56pm Mike and Jean in a Car: Not always in a car, but always when listening to Dave. I locked up I'll admit it.
	11:56pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: "Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes..." Avenue Q
	11:56pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show everyone :) Until next time!!! :D
	11:57pm Rickwaukee: Love your attempted murderer.
	11:57pm Dennis D: Have a great week everyone.
	11:57pm JeffHQ: The bus to the casino/spa is now idling out front.
	11:58pm JeffHQ: Good vibes.
	11:58pm StephenRadford from Middleton.: YNGDAVE NAILED IT. Beautiful
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: All right! Thanks Dave and Chris and Bob! Thanks Danne and callers and all those caught in the Web! Have a good night everyone!
	11:58pm P-90: YngDave!
	11:58pm Ms. Sim: yngDave's gunning for a slot, man.
	12:00am P-90: BriJet at 6 AM. The first day of school
	12:00am Ms. Sim: This has made my night. LOVE Y'ALL!
	12:00am Matt from Springfield: ESPECIALLY Tavares and Country Joe & the Fish.
	12:00am P-90: (web-only)
	12:01am StephenRadford from Middleton.: Night everybody. I love you all equally and without favoritism! @mrdavehill you were hilarious tonight!
	12:01am P-90: Thanks Dave H. And crew
	12:01am Dennis D: bye SR
	12:02am Mike and Jean in a Car: Lifelong dream come true thanks guys we will definitely play this episode for our kids and also conceive them while listening to this episode.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from September 5, 2016

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