Today's Programme: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:40am -Ken:

Morning, pre-dawn party people!

♥ 7:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

Heyo! I trust things are back to normal after the water main break in JC yesterday morning.

♥ 7:13am Yvang:

Yeah! Let's pre-dawn party!
wfmu.org...

♥ 7:23am -Ken:

Yes Ken from HP, we had to pretend we were camping yesterday morning but the water came back on before we had to resort to cannabalism.

7:47am cory:

mornin all

♥ 7:47am Michael:

Morning Ken.

7:54am FͳFͳ (:

Hello, Kens, Yvang, cory, Michael!

Glad to see you all here. Very nice giffery you brought today, Ken!

8:09am FͳFͳ (:

Unless Vicki wants to (next week), today we all shall hear a Krampus-inspired show! Alas, it's too early to have one.

8:14am People Like Us:

herro

8:16am People Like Us:

next week to reflect the Shortest Day, when I fill in for Ken I will be playing music that will have you wish the day were even even shorter

8:17am cory:

Warrant and Poison for 3 hours?

♥ 8:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, we'll be up to our necks in pooey next Wednesday.

♥ 8:25am -Ken:

Requests pleeeze! I am dragging Dingo and the Baby around town with me this morning and they slow me the f down

♥ 8:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

I vote for King Crimson's "Epitaph," if you please.

♥ 8:33am Michael:

It should be Ken's Music Year in Review!

8:43am FͳFͳ (:

Requests?
Yat Kha - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Un Departement - La chute des cochons
Haden, Petra - Odorono
Lio - Amoureux solitaires
Die Letzte Rache und Der Plan - Junger Mann

Anti-dote songs (to be deployed if Warrant or Poison are played ;)
Rocket Freudental - Vierundzwanzig Stunden
Jeanne Moreau - India Song

♥ 8:45am -Ken:

Aint doing Music Year in Review, sorry. That's for the marathon.

8:51am SeanG:

great gifs!

9:00am Cliff in Prague:

FͳFͳ are you just inventing things or did Yat-Kha really do a cover of Love Will Tear Us Apart?!

♥ 9:01am Bronwyn Bishop:

morning ken, morning everyone

♥ 9:04am Sem Chumbo:

Hey, Ken and Kendroids. Good morning. Bitchin' creche joke.

9:05am joehobo:

This is horrific

9:06am phillip in the bronx:

morning ken:) so strange not to hear nachum on at 6am.

9:06am mahendra_singh:

Request … Rootboy Slim's Christmas in Kmart

9:06am FͳFͳ (:

Cliff,

That's 100% true!

By the way, have you heard Yat-Khlam? Oh, I really recommend it to you. Best of both worlds.

9:06am thedunkel:

Oh god it must nearish Xmas - i hear bob

♥ 9:07am Roberto:

How about that Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy bit?

♥ 9:07am Dave in Vermont:

Is this from the Bob Dylan death tape?

♥ 9:07am Polyus:

Grace Jones? Destroy All Monsters?

9:07am Mark S:

That's your winner of the Nobel Prize in literature

9:09am Blix:

How about some of that wonderful Steinski-esque xmas thing by Special Ed from Ann Arbor? Something about the Naivete and Gobbler and Geezus or summat.

9:10am Cliff in Prague:

Hey Ken, I'd like to request some Yat-Khlam if you've got 'em and/or they actually exist

♥ 9:12am fred:

Good morning Ken and everyone

♥ 9:13am Guido from Cologne:

Hello Ken and everyone!

♥ 9:14am -Ken:

Hi everybody! So happy to be here. Yat Kha coming right up, keep these great requests coming.

9:15am joehobo:

play some shooby taylor

9:18am Cliff in Prague:

The only thing better than Hanukkah ham is Hanukkah bacon.

♥ 9:18am -Ken:

Shooby!

9:18am FͳFͳ (:

Guiiiidoooo ist in das Haus, beotches!

9:19am elsickdude:

I wanna request a song. I don't remember the title, but it goes daba badba ba da da due,in the key of C flat. I think.

9:19am Wild Neil:

Peace All. Virus from Sweden or Norway? They do death jazz metal stuff which is kinda cool and melodic.
STILL outa work, but going to an International Automation Society holiday mixer thursday to talk about automation.....and maybe snag a job lead....
Wish me luck, there were no new job listings for mechanical engineer near Buffalo....Yat-Kha is kinda cool with all the uekelele if thats what it is...and growling death metal with sparkly melody overlaid.

♥ 9:21am fred:

Maybe some Eläkeläiset?

♥ 9:23am -Ken:

Good luck on the job front Neil.

9:24am Wild Neil:

Thanks Ken! I get interviews but not SECOND interviews. I am off-putting somehow or indicating I will not fit. I CAN do the job, but WILL I do the job and FIT IN. Ug....its like being in High School all over again...
Maybe PIL from Metal Box?
Chimera (on Grass records, Cocteu Twins sound-alike, pretty awesome actually)
The Violent Femmes
Can
EARLY Kraftwerk.

♥ 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

Browse the worlds radio steams here:
radio.garden...

9:27am Cliff in Prague:

Arggh, I'm going to be on a plane over the Atlantic this time next week

♥ 9:27am Roberto:

Sucks about Krampus. Those shows were the shizz-nit.

9:28am melinda:

Morning Ken and people

9:29am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Really? I thought you had Lemmy painted as Jesus.

♥ 9:30am Dave in Vermont:

@Webmaster Henry, when I looked in the garden last night the only Jersey City radio station was Jersey City Fire.

9:30am Wild Neil:

Brian Jonestown Massacre?

♥ 9:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

I believe I heard that Neil Young has Pono for video now, too.

♥ 9:32am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning

♥ 9:32am Webhamster Henry:

@Dave in VT: yes - they stick WFMU in NYC for some reason!

♥ 9:33am Planet Tyler:

I think That Bob Dylan would do nicely at the office HOLIDAY party tonight

9:33am elsickdude:

Swan Lake= Ankle Saw

9:34am Wild Neil:

Right on, PIL! Yes elsickdude, this is more of an Ankle Saw than a Swan Lake,

9:34am Tom:

My love for Metal Box is eternal and unquestionable. But jeez, look at the time, I lost track --- it is time for some death and other extremes of metal.

9:34am People Like Us:

Cliff, by the time you land the show will be archived :)

9:35am JakeGould:

Hello Ken and others!

♥ 9:36am Bronwyn Bishop:

now this is something i can get behind

9:37am Thelma Bllitz:

FYI Nina Simone's original recording of Little Girl Blue on her first Bethlehem LP in 1958 was introduced by Nina's piano playing the opening bars of Good King Wencelas. The new remix isn't so new.

9:37am Tom:

And by the way, that was the CD version of Swan Lake, obviously, because the vinyl version has a locked groove at the end. The CD merely has the last few measures in a loop for a few measures and then fades. Geek out.

9:38am Cliff in Prague:

I know, I'll just have to miss out on commenting during the show :)

9:38am Richard:

Good selection of tunes so far enjoying it down here in limestone Tennessee

9:38am People Like Us:

you're welcome to comment in advance

9:38am Wild Neil:

@Cliff in Prague-enjoying Prague? Did you get to Poland? Did you NEED TO go to Poland?

♥ 9:40am -Ken:

Interesting Thelma, so Postal Service was being true to Nina Simone's intent which is nice.

9:41am Cliff in Prague:

Prague is a beautiful city! I also went to Berlin for a weekend for some visa stuff. Haven't been to Poland yet, but I was thinking of visiting Wrocław (which is not pronounced at all the way I thought it would be, hah)

♥ 9:42am -Ken:

Hey this isnt Swan Lake! What a ripoff!

9:43am People Like Us:

Duck Pond

♥ 9:44am bobdoesthings:

but he just said the name of the song IS 'Swan Lake' ...

9:44am Cliff in Prague:

Pooey Reservoir

♥ 9:44am Devin B.:

Diff'rent Strokes or Facts of Life theme in honor of Alan Thicke?

♥ 9:45am PKNY:

@Ken - fun fact about Blackalicious' "Swan Lake" - it's produced by DJ Shadow, who took at least different 5 covers of "People Make the World Go Round" to make the track.

9:45am JakeGould:

The fact Alan Thicke is dead should not affect anyone.

9:46am JakeGould:

Pigeon Puddle

9:46am jan:

Blackalicious: Great Track. Heard anything in this genre of late that sounds so fine?

9:46am Wild Neil:

@Cliff-oh yeah, Wroclaw is VROTZ-swav...German for 300 years, stolen from the Poles given back at the end of WWII...wealthy area of Poland for sure....
Buffalo is kinda poor actually, but at least we can afford a house here....I will substitute teach, deliver pizza and probably one other job too....

9:46am Cliff in Prague:

Aww c'mon, Growing Pains was an inoffensively decent show

♥ 9:47am MD:

Good Morning all! Zontar Must Die...!!!

♥ 9:48am MD:

Yummmy Seal!!

♥ 9:48am Guido from Cologne:

Blackalicious is early/mid 90ies Brit-Hop if I remember right.
Found this decades ago in the cut-out.
loved it.

♥ 9:50am PKNY:

@Guido - Blackalicious is from California. Their early stuff might have come out on Mo'Wax, not sure off the top of my head.

♥ 9:52am pocket vito:

I didn't even know there was a booty bank. I only knew about the Arctic Strategic Booty Reserve.

9:53am Cliff in Prague:

The Canadian government has a Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve for some reason

♥ 9:54am Ike:

Aw dang, I missed Blackalicious. Love them.

♥ 9:54am bobdoesthings:

what a mashup!

♥ 9:54am Andrew Waterloo:

If ever ran out of maple syrup we'd all go feral.

9:54am SeanG:

nice booty

9:56am Wild Neil:

@Cliff-in the movie Super Troopers (which is Hi-LAR-ious) the State Police have maple syrup chugging competitions. Its enough to induced sympathetic diabetic shock.
This Bills Like Jean Spirit is kinda cool! these two songs fit like Down By the River (Neil Young) and one of those Pink Floyd songs from Dark Side of the Moon.....

♥ 9:56am pocket vito:

It seems as though Smells Like Teen Spirit could mix well with a lot of things because of its simplicity.

9:57am thedunkel:

any KHLAM + Michael Jackson remixes?

9:57am thedunkel:

Ken's in control?

9:58am Blix:

I actually thought that was the beginning of "Sweet Leaf."

♥ 9:58am bobdoesthings:

my cat has never been more furious..

♥ 9:58am βrian:

I bring kibble for Bosco.

10:00am Cliff in Prague:

Bosco the Cat also likes guacamole. www.flickr.com...

♥ 10:00am pocket vito:

All hail our great leader Bosco and his glorious reign!

♥ 10:00am βrian:

Let's see that Free Agent open the door, shall we?

♥ 10:02am Webhamster Henry:

I guess this is the kind of news report we'd hear on the WFMU Drive Time Show.

♥ 10:03am Lizardner Dave:

Is "Speak up, speak up, speak up, goodbye!" next?

♥ 10:03am rsj:

We live with a bosco dobbleganger, Gusto, i've been laying into him pretty hard about his inability to successfully eat squirrels/win the WFMu crown. He's making marked improvements, but he a bit more of lover. Just saying, he could fill in for Bosco and no one would be able to tell.

♥ 10:03am Yvang:

I was just wondering about WFMU's temperature...

10:04am Wild Neil:

Billie Jean is a very very sad song...."that kid is not my son"...wow....

♥ 10:05am pocket vito:

Can somebody please mash up Teen Spirit with Bohemian Rhapsody?

♥ 10:05am Yvang:

@Wild Neil This is a very happy song for Maury Povitch 's fans!

♥ 10:06am Ike:

We've got falcons that leave pigeon heads lying around outside our windows up here on the 26th floor of my office building in Zone 5, but no squirrel heads. Bosco, can you compete with that?! Where are your pigeon heads?!

♥ 10:06am βrian:

What would Dr BootyGrabber do?

10:07am Cliff in Prague:

So if pigeons create Wiccan altars for the dead, what the hell are those falcons doing?!

♥ 10:08am gary in staten island:

Oh no shit?!?!! Thanks Ken!

♥ 10:08am Passaic River Blues:

I think it came out in 1968.

10:10am Sue P.:

Not that you want to cave in to Bosco the Cat but perhaps some Meow the Jewels will lull him into a false sense of security.

♥ 10:10am Mark the Sardine:

Johnny Mathis!

10:12am Parq:

Hark.

♥ 10:12am -Ken:

Did anybody recognize the voice of our news announcer?

♥ 10:13am gary in staten island:

i thought it kinda sounded like Elvis.

10:13am Wild Neil:

Wayne Butane is 100% hilarious. I am laughing out loud in the library here in Lockport, NY. WOW. I do NOT recognize the name of the news announcer...is it you, Ken?

♥ 10:13am -Ken:

Oh hell no. i WISH i had a voice like that.

10:16am thedunkel:

is it the coffee or Ken? ………I'm pretty sure it's the coffee

♥ 10:20am βrian:

Ken, when's the last time you played Special Ed? These two seem of a similar vein.

10:20am muwf:

exhausting navidad

♥ 10:20am βrian:

Well, shut my mouth!

♥ 10:30am Aaron in Minneapolis:

My van died and we cant jump it, I am sick, and its single digit temps here so this is the perfect soundtrack to my hell right about now

♥ 10:31am courtneynoir:

Oh well good MORNING!

10:32am Cliff in Prague:

Ed Special is.......special.

10:33am Crutchtar:

This would be the perfect time to play Komar and Melamid's "Most Unwanted Song."

♥ 10:33am PKNY:

VVVVVOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

10:36am FͳFͳ (:

On behalf of Cheri Pi

VOIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

♥ 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Aaron - Zats, sorry to hear all that. You should have a little hand-held device that shouts out curses at the push of a button for such occasions, saving you the work of typing it out.
Also, Voivod! !! !!!

10:39am FͳFͳ (:

I'm happy Wayne Butane's song is becoming a Xmas tradition in here.

♥ 10:41am Aaron in Minneapolis:

I do have the software I use on my phone so in theory I can do exactly that Ken.

♥ 10:43am Irwin:

All right! Pink Floyd, featuring one of the worst drummers in rock, Nick Mason! This track is a sterling example of his ham-fisted technique.

♥ 10:44am -Ken:

They released this as a SINGLE!!

♥ 10:45am Irwin:

Mason copped the coveted "Helen Wiggin Award" 12 years running!

10:46am Cliff in Prague:

Sounds like it's time for a bathroom break

♥ 10:46am MD:

Oh I get it! The Seal is the American people and the Shark is The Donald...Soon the whole Country will "get it" and that's when the S...will really hit the fan...

10:47am Andy plants:

My new robot

♥ 10:47am PKNY:

ROBOTS!

10:47am Mark S:

hilarious neil

♥ 10:47am βrian:

Play one or the other!

♥ 10:47am MD:

The Real trick will be knowing when to pull your money out of the Market...KEEP WATCHING THE SKYS!!!

10:48am FͳFͳ (:

Ogre you ________!!!!!

♥ 10:48am Brian in New Orleans:

nei young

♥ 10:48am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Cliff thats the motto of FMU "Where its always time for a bathroom break'

♥ 10:48am Webhamster Henry:

Your bed music is killing off many people in the Little Drummer Boy Game:
littledrummerboy.info

♥ 10:48am Jeff:

I'm all for wacky ol' Neil Young.

♥ 10:49am βrian:

"Auger your ..."

10:49am waldo:

Neil Young

10:49am beavo:

Robot

♥ 10:49am melinda:

I liked all the Ed Special.

♥ 10:50am Ike:

I request a fill-in by J. Herweg on the 28th (assuming he's not busy being a silent detective in the background on SVU that day).

♥ 10:50am MD:

The man wit da crazy hat on is from the Twilight Zone Episode with the Great Buster Keaton...He Talks in it!!!

10:51am FͳFͳ (:

Hey! The word ___________ as in Ogre You ___________ is not showing ???!! Is the FCC censoring the comments section as well?!!

10:52am Mark S:

I believe I beat FOFO

♥ 10:52am Aaron in Minneapolis:

FUCK YES THEY ARE CENSORING US

♥ 10:56am Adrian in London:

I really didn;t expect Ogre You Asshole to sound like this

♥ 10:56am Aaron in Minneapolis:

By the way check out this amazing project: radio.garden, its fucking amazing

♥ 10:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

@Aaron in Minneapolis, @Ken:
Feel better, Aaron.

I mean, hey, the world ends next month, anyway.

Curse button:
Years ago Stephen Hawking's "A brief history of time" ended with some reference to knowing 'the Mind of God', which got some attention. About one month later I was at a cosmology conference at which Stephen was the keynote speaker. In the mixer before that speech, a reporter came up to him and asked if he believed in God. Stephen answered ONE SECOND later 'I do not believe in a personal God.' and smiled. I turned to my wife and said 'He had _that_ one ready. Smart'. which last is funny when a physicist says it about Stephen.

♥ 10:57am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Spin the globe, listen to live radio from around said globe, plus jingles and other stuff

10:58am Cliff in Prague:

Radio Garden is pretty nifty Aaron

10:58am lloyd michigan:

Aaron, that is cool!

♥ 10:59am Aaron in Minneapolis:

I have certain phrases ready too, like curse you Andy you dumb jew

♥ 11:00am Roberto:

This might be my favorite Wing tune.

11:00am NotARealDoctor:

Yes! More Wing! Wing every day!

♥ 11:00am Ike:

@MW, the episode of Andrea's Why Oh Why podcast (now on Radiotopia or something) from the day after the election said something like, "We want to hear from you. Have ex-boyfriends been coming out of the woodwork looking for pre-apocalypse hookups?"

♥ 11:01am Mark the Sardine:

Wiiiiiiiiiing

11:02am mg:

Wow! Loving this. Thanks!

♥ 11:02am Mister Dobalina:

tinyurl.com...

11:02am Okasa:

Hey Ken et al.

♥ 11:02am Dave in Vermont:

That is a sad dog. Is FMU a blessing to assuage the sadness or is it the curse that has caused the sadness?

♥ 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

At first glance, I thought Wing had "Victim of Love" there. You know...the Eagles' song.

♥ 11:06am βrian:

Poor puppy. Victim of Glove.

11:07am SeanG:

holy shit that radio garden is something else for sure

♥ 11:08am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Wing was used as a torture device for my local community radio's pledge drive once " as soon as you give us money the Wing will stop"

♥ 11:09am βrian:

On RadioGarden, we got reception from the neighbor's baby monitor.

11:09am lloyd michigan:

You won't see me.

11:12am lloyd michigan:

That's what Anne was singing.

11:13am FͳFͳ (:

Hey, Ken!

I understand you take over the 6a-9am slot for one week in few weeks time. Would that mean that week's Wednesday is going to be a 6-hour long Ken show?

I guess what I am trying to say is, can we DON'T have a 6-hour long Bohemian Rhapsody show during that day?

♥ 11:14am chad from oregon:

Feliz Navidad, baby

11:15am Cliff in Prague:

Amazon Echo/Google Home infinite loop: youtu.be...

♥ 11:17am Marcel M:

G'morning

♥ 11:17am -Ken:

f0f0, I would never do that. Yes I fear I am going to be on for 6 hours on Jan 4.

♥ 11:18am Planet Tyler:

@Cliff, all those vids are great!

♥ 11:18am -Ken:

Marcel! Go back to bed!

11:19am FͳFͳ (:

DER PLAAAAAN!!!!

Danke, Ken! Can't wait for that Ken's week

♥ 11:20am Marcel M:

@Ken: Need coffee! Have to work soon!

11:20am Cooh John:

Music is great but my toes are cold.

♥ 11:21am -Ken:

It's true, the week of Jan 2, I will be on the air every morning from 6-9am, and that wed, Jan 4, from 6am to Noon. Good thing I have a few weeks to prepare for that week.

♥ 11:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

The GIF for Der Plan would go well with the spoken word story about the skater that X.Ray Burns played the other day.

11:24am Cliff in Prague:

KILLDOZERRRRRRRRRRR

11:25am Maria D:

What's the chance of another Killdozer reunion tour?

♥ 11:26am doctorjazz:

I'm going to have to get this Killdozer!

♥ 11:26am Bronwyn Bishop:

the singer sounds like the dropkick murphys only drunker

♥ 11:28am -Ken:

DoctorJazz, you can download that Killdozer cover from the freemusicarchive.org

11:28am SeanG:

Loutallica!

11:29am lloyd michigan:

Metal Machine Music II

♥ 11:31am Philthy woman:

Ha! I can't beleive you are playing this. I haven't heard this song since we studied it to do our Horsey cover of it for Kurts Lou Reed tribute! Thanks for bringing it back Ken,

11:31am P-90:

Poor Lou. Another bad break.

11:31am Cliff in Prague:

Hey Ken, what's the most number of screw-ups you've had in a single show?

♥ 11:32am Philthy woman:

Too bad you couldn't play in entirety

♥ 11:32am βrian:

Not a screw-up. Just an unforeseen event. The best laid plans of mousey men, and all that.

11:33am herb.nyc:

Let's hear God's "my pal"

11:33am oks:

it was so good :(

11:33am lloyd michigan:

Crunch Granola Suite

♥ 11:34am βrian:

Curtis Mayfield: "Neil diamond in the back."

11:34am lloyd michigan:

Crunchy

♥ 11:34am pocket vito:

Forget this technology Ken, go dig around in the record library!

♥ 11:35am Marcel M:

Oh no.. a new Neil Young? I missed it!

11:36am lloyd michigan:

Diamond and Streisand. Two nice Jewish folks who love making Christmas albums.

11:36am P-90:

"Pono? Hells no!"

11:37am FͳFͳ (:

I have the theory that some people cry to this song (including Kirk Hammet and James Hetfield) thinking Lou sings:

"Say Hello to junior, Dad. The greatest disappointment"

When he actually says:

"Say Hello to junior dad. The greatest disappointment"

There's no comma!! He's talking to himself in the mirror! He has become his dad! No need to cry!

11:37am Cliff in Prague:

Makes sense, as Andy Breckman has the emotional maturity of a 7 to 8 year old

♥ 11:38am pocket vito:

Kids say the darndest things

11:41am rw:

Ken, You found God!

11:42am Brendan:

Gods say the darndest things. This god sounds kinda like Joe Frank

♥ 11:42am (Murakami Whywolf))):

This is a fucking obscenity.

♥ 11:43am northguineahills:

I thought the same thing, Brendan.

11:43am Parq:

Brendan, yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

♥ 11:43am pocket vito:

Nice to know God was standing there with everyone during those catastrophes, instead of stopping them from happening. (Facepalm).

11:44am jan:

This god track is god awful.

11:44am Cliff in Prague:

God also helps out a lot with football games (but only 1 team at a time)

11:44am Parq:

Wow. Just wow.

♥ 11:44am Listener Robert:

I like that metaphor: the stairwell of your final moments.

♥ 11:45am Ike:

No, no, NO NO NO! Stay away from me, creepy stalker god!

11:45am JakeGould:

I don’t like the way Bosco has picked a wet food executive to be secretary of agriculture. And given how much effort NASA has put into figuring out where laser pointer dots come from, it’s ignorant to cut their funding.

♥ 11:45am pocket vito:

More bullshit excuses from God.

♥ 11:46am (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Some went from that inferno, as some had from the birth canal and from gas chambers, directly into something much, much, infinitely much worse, forever and ever, and deserved to because they didn't know my Son. '

Écrasez l'infâme, now, please.

11:46am Parq:

This Ol' Pal track is the perfect antidote for that God track.

11:46am P-90:

"I will be there in the stairwell of you final moments..." Please, don't bother

♥ 11:46am Listener Robert:

I thought God was pretty good, wouldn't mind that becoming a frequent spinner.

11:47am Parq:

This is all good advice, of course. You really shouldn't do any of these things.

♥ 11:47am Listener Robert:

Looks like my bad taste is confirmed.

11:48am lloyd michigan:

Make it stop.

11:48am FͳFͳ (:

So who knows more about us, God, Santa or NSA?

11:50am Cliff in Prague:

Actually NSA stands for National Santa Agency.

♥ 11:51am pocket vito:

Santa knows about the NSA
The NSA knows about God
God knows about Santa
But nobody knows about us

♥ 11:52am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I WAS RAISED HERE BY DIVINE OMNIPOTENCE,

PRIMORDIAL LOVE AND ULTIMATE INTELLECT.

ONLY THOSE ELEMENTS TIME CANNOT WEAR

WERE MADE BEFORE ME, AND BEYOND TIME I STAND.

ABANDON ALL HOPE WHO ENTER HERE.