Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 22, 2017 Favoriting

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Favoriting February 22, 2017: Give Us Your Toy Ideas!
Andy and Ken solicit toy and game ideas from listeners. At the end of the show Andy will call his friend Chris from Tons of Toys and pitch the best ideas. Listeners call in with toy and game concepts, including:

- Puppies with expiration dates - Kitten bags with drawstrings and rocks (This causes one listener to become quite upset.) - The boardgame of Life, played by the rules of Donald Trump. - Menu Mashup (An already existing food-based game) - Liamora – (A number/card game named after its creator, Liam) . Andy immediately steal's Liam's idea. - A programmable music box for kids - Religious Monopoly. Every square is based on a different religious holiday.

Once the ideas are rounded up, Andy and Ken pitch them to Chris, who carefully considers each idea and gives his opinions. Also on today’s episode, Andy is skyping from his home office. This gives him the opportunity to smoke a Macanudo cigar on the air. However, Beth busts him and tells him to put it out. Andy makes sure to mention that Joey Heatherton loves cigar smoke.
Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

IRWIN TURN OFF YOUR DAMN OUTRO
  6:03pm
Listener Robert:

I sent you my toy idea years ago: the patented bath foam you were afraid to try on Harold & Daisy. Or Hank. Or yourself. Or people washing their hands at WFMU. Or to put out the small fire that broke out.
  6:05pm
Listener Robert:

Maybe Andy will take out his chewing gum to smoke the cigar.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
dale:

my concept is a gum you share with people that makes them shart - hilarity!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

a line of 12 inch action figures sponsored by viagra.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Do we call the usual number tonight or the other number for the boxcar studio?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Webhamster Henry:

I always liked Milton Bradley's "Time Bomb!" - with the great prop bomb that was banned because it would break into sharp plastic shards.

But that could be updated for the digital age with countdown 7-segment displays (not to be confused with seven second delay) as ween in every spy movie ever now, branded by those spy movies. And now it can be packaged in much more durable plastic!
Really, you can do the same thing with an old iPhone, but why not?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
common:

happy bday, ken
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

and Andy was never heard from again
Avatar 6:12pm
steve:

years ago i made this toy xylophone that plays along with you www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Webhamster Henry:

Apparently, Time Bomb was a great dental profit center, so the updated one had better be a lot softer!
  6:14pm
Listener Robert:

Henry, the whole point of Time Bomb was NOT having an indication of when it would go off.
Avatar 6:15pm
TehBadDr:

A great game would be "Can I touch her Ass" inspired by Andy Breckman.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What's new with Don McLean? www.motortrend.com...
Avatar 🚂 6:20pm
dgg:

This sounds like an exciting chance to make Andy some money.
  6:21pm
eye in the sky:

Whoa Hosss! " waive any rights"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Switchblade Batman:

Dick pic Russian Roulette. It's an iphone game. You have to solve brain teasers on your phone, if you fail a dick pic is sent to a random contact in your phone.
Avatar 🚂 6:21pm
dgg:

Whose dick?
  6:22pm
Listener Robert:

Great auto-xylo, Steve. Was it programmed to recognize a certain sequence of struck notes & respond with its own?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Switchblade Batman:

It would be a dick pic from the internet. I suppose you could add your own if you want.
Avatar 6:24pm
TehBadDr:

Who doesn't enjoy a dead puppy?
  6:24pm
eye in the sky:

Logan's Dog Run
Avatar 🚂 6:24pm
dgg:

what if we send a pic of a dead puppy instead of a dick
  6:25pm
frank:

Please hang up on this guy. You make me sick.
Avatar 6:25pm
TehBadDr:

Usually a box full of kittens left outside the local general store might work.
Avatar 6:25pm
steve:

eff this guy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Switchblade Batman:

Not as dangerous @dgg. It's supposed to be a life or death thing.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Oh the emails they are gonna get
  6:26pm
Andy the painter:

i knew an irish guy who grew up very poor on a farm. when there were too many kittens born on the farm, he always made sure the water was warm before he drowned them.
Avatar 6:26pm
steve:

thanks Robert. i think in that vid all the functions just react to what note you just hit, but in different ways. that video its in demo mode - it switches functions if you don't touch it for a few seconds. later i made a Simon game, which was more sophisticated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Switchblade Batman:

Remember it goes out to a random contact, it could be your mom. It could be your dad. An ex, your boss.
Avatar 🚂 6:28pm
dgg:

what if your boss likes it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Switchblade Batman:

That's an edge case.
Avatar 🚂 6:30pm
dgg:

haha
Avatar 6:30pm
TehBadDr:

Wow! Why waste bags, FDA, FDA...?
  6:30pm
eye in the sky:

And Eartha Kitt... Look it up
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

A half hour in and all we got was dead puppies and kitties, great
  6:31pm
Listener Robert:

The xylophone is like a neuron in that its output (action potentials) is the same kind as its input (firing of the same neuron). The solenoids are analogous to...I got nuthin'.
  6:31pm
Liam in LA:

Is there a new on air phone number? What is it?
  6:32pm
herb.nyc:

How about *double* bagging yr kittens? More profit for Andy.
Avatar 🚂 6:33pm
dgg:

"she was a double bagger, you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"
Avatar 6:33pm
TehBadDr:

Andy certified rocks need to go in the bag of kittens!
  6:34pm
eye in the sky:

Kletnopoly
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Liam 201 536 9368
Avatar 6:34pm
steve:

i keep hearing Life the board game isnt as good as we remember it
Avatar 🚂 6:34pm
dgg:

I think Andy could definitely sell a Trump board game that was someone else's idea
  6:34pm
eye in the sky:

Kleptnopoly
  6:35pm
Liam in LA:

Thanks Aaron.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

i'm thinking a version of russian roulette for kids - the loser doesn't get to go to college.
  6:36pm
eye in the sky:

A mystery game where you plan to murder your Mother In Law titled " You Sunk My Battle Ax"
Avatar 6:36pm
TehBadDr:

@dale, it's called the SAT's!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Call in with "Werewolf Elton John" ... that's a good game.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

how about a new version of clue where the russian ambassador dies a slow death in the library from polonium poisoning?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

how about inuit toys like a piece of seal fat and a chunk of ice?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
cklequ:

@dale - Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Avatar 6:41pm
fm Mike:

I saw that video Ken lol
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

cklequ - you flatter. but i don't have a newsetter. yet.
Avatar 6:42pm
TehBadDr:

I'd like a piece of seal fat, you know just to try it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

do NOT google 'joey heatherton today' - you will be disappointed.
  6:43pm
Sean d:

saw a pic of some crazy Fed ex or ups plan for a giant drone and little drone delivery, looks like star wars
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
cklequ:

It makes for a good broth, TehBadDr.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i'm thinking a racist version of chinese checkers somehow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Asheville Jon:

yay for asheville.
the two stickers on my car are WFMU and Asheville FM
Avatar 6:46pm
TehBadDr:

@cklequ, I'd just like to try knawing on it, or searing some thin strips for consumption.
  6:46pm
o viking:

51 card pickup. so much less mess
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

'fun with kim jong-un' - a raucus romp through north korean life where the winner gets to live until tomorrow.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

how about 'play with yourself?' - pretty self explanatory.
Avatar 🚂 6:48pm
dgg:

wtf is this guy talking about
Avatar 6:48pm
TehBadDr:

Dale, that's not a game. Just a standard practice in life!
Avatar 6:49pm
steve:

i dont get this either
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

yeah, but if you can make some money on it.....
Avatar 6:51pm
TehBadDr:

I get better than money every time!
  6:51pm
Liam in LA:

Liamora inquiries Liam@ashevillefm.org
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken in Hyde Park sounds sexy
Avatar 6:52pm
fm Mike:

Did anyone suggest Amish Monopoly?
Avatar 🚂 6:52pm
dgg:

Andy might do better selling his kidney
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

'smoke and mirrors' - a game where spin the dial and either half to smoke pot or do a line off a glassy surface. last one to pass out wins.
  6:52pm
flashbazbo:

I thought the whole idea of a music box was the physical event of winding it up and hearing the result.
  6:52pm
eye in the sky:

The top hat piece is an AK47
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
cklequ:

@fm Mike
I'm partial to phonetic Scrabble.
Avatar 6:53pm
TehBadDr:

Andy's evil cackle says it all! That one sells!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Rats, I didn't have time to expand on my idea that you could also download lullaby versions of popular songs to the music box.
  6:55pm
MJ:

You should sell 11th fingers for the busboy game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Marcel M:

I went to the Wyckoff one as a kid.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

That was a huge turn on Ken
Avatar 🚂 6:55pm
dgg:

I would like to download heavy metal versins of famous lullabys
Avatar 🚂 6:55pm
dgg:

I would like to be able to spell too
Avatar 6:56pm
steve:

in the mini Boulder Run next to regular Boulder Run? oh yeah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Marcel M:

@Steve: Yeah
Avatar 6:57pm
TehBadDr:

Bag yur kittin's. (bags not included)!
  6:57pm
Listener Robert:

MJ. that was Sixfinger. 2 of those, & you can be a 12-fingered bus boy.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

how about 'kick in the nuts' - with colorful knobs and things like that.
  6:58pm
Listener Robert:

Come to think of it, was there a lefty Sixfinger?
Avatar 6:58pm
TehBadDr:

"colorful knobs!"
Avatar 🚂 6:59pm
dgg:

i just listened to some knobs for an hour
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The "Girls On Fire" game! Up next!
Avatar 7:00pm
TehBadDr:

Yeah, but that's station manager Knob.
Avatar 🚂 7:01pm
dgg:

A wonderful knob indeed
  1:23am
gold:

how do devout atheists fit into the game?
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