WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 22, 2017

Listener comments!
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: IRWIN TURN OFF YOUR DAMN OUTRO
	6:03pm Listener Robert: I sent you my toy idea years ago: the patented bath foam you were afraid to try on Harold & Daisy. Or Hank. Or yourself. Or people washing their hands at WFMU. Or to put out the small fire that broke out.
	6:05pm Listener Robert: Maybe Andy will take out his chewing gum to smoke the cigar.
	6:05pm dale: my concept is a gum you share with people that makes them shart - hilarity!
	6:06pm dale: a line of 12 inch action figures sponsored by viagra.
	🚂 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do we call the usual number tonight or the other number for the boxcar studio?
	6:10pm Webhamster Henry: I always liked Milton Bradley's "Time Bomb!" - with the great prop bomb that was banned because it would break into sharp plastic shards. But that could be updated for the digital age with countdown 7-segment displays (not to be confused with seven second delay) as ween in every spy movie ever now, branded by those spy movies. And now it can be packaged in much more durable plastic! Really, you can do the same thing with an old iPhone, but why not?
	6:11pm common: happy bday, ken
	🚂 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis: and Andy was never heard from again
	6:12pm steve: years ago i made this toy xylophone that plays along with you www.youtube.com...
	6:13pm Webhamster Henry: Apparently, Time Bomb was a great dental profit center, so the updated one had better be a lot softer!
	6:14pm Listener Robert: Henry, the whole point of Time Bomb was NOT having an indication of when it would go off.
	6:15pm TehBadDr: A great game would be "Can I touch her Ass" inspired by Andy Breckman.
	🚂 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's new with Don McLean? www.motortrend.com...
	6:20pm dgg: This sounds like an exciting chance to make Andy some money.
	6:21pm eye in the sky: Whoa Hosss! " waive any rights"?
	6:21pm Switchblade Batman: Dick pic Russian Roulette. It's an iphone game. You have to solve brain teasers on your phone, if you fail a dick pic is sent to a random contact in your phone.
	6:21pm dgg: Whose dick?
	6:22pm Listener Robert: Great auto-xylo, Steve. Was it programmed to recognize a certain sequence of struck notes & respond with its own?
	6:23pm Switchblade Batman: It would be a dick pic from the internet. I suppose you could add your own if you want.
	6:24pm TehBadDr: Who doesn't enjoy a dead puppy?
	6:24pm eye in the sky: Logan's Dog Run
	6:24pm dgg: what if we send a pic of a dead puppy instead of a dick
	6:25pm frank: Please hang up on this guy. You make me sick.
	6:25pm TehBadDr: Usually a box full of kittens left outside the local general store might work.
	6:25pm steve: eff this guy
	6:26pm Switchblade Batman: Not as dangerous @dgg. It's supposed to be a life or death thing.
	🚂 6:26pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Oh the emails they are gonna get
	6:26pm Andy the painter: i knew an irish guy who grew up very poor on a farm. when there were too many kittens born on the farm, he always made sure the water was warm before he drowned them.
	6:26pm steve: thanks Robert. i think in that vid all the functions just react to what note you just hit, but in different ways. that video its in demo mode - it switches functions if you don't touch it for a few seconds. later i made a Simon game, which was more sophisticated.
	6:26pm Switchblade Batman: Remember it goes out to a random contact, it could be your mom. It could be your dad. An ex, your boss.
	6:28pm dgg: what if your boss likes it
	6:29pm Switchblade Batman: That's an edge case.
	6:30pm dgg: haha
	6:30pm TehBadDr: Wow! Why waste bags, FDA, FDA...?
	6:30pm eye in the sky: And Eartha Kitt... Look it up
	🚂 6:30pm Aaron in Minneapolis: A half hour in and all we got was dead puppies and kitties, great
	6:31pm Listener Robert: The xylophone is like a neuron in that its output (action potentials) is the same kind as its input (firing of the same neuron). The solenoids are analogous to...I got nuthin'.
	6:31pm Liam in LA: Is there a new on air phone number? What is it?
	6:32pm herb.nyc: How about double bagging yr kittens? More profit for Andy.
	6:33pm dgg: "she was a double bagger, you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"
	6:33pm TehBadDr: Andy certified rocks need to go in the bag of kittens!
	6:34pm eye in the sky: Kletnopoly
	🚂 6:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis: @Liam 201 536 9368
	6:34pm steve: i keep hearing Life the board game isnt as good as we remember it
	6:34pm dgg: I think Andy could definitely sell a Trump board game that was someone else's idea
	6:34pm eye in the sky: Kleptnopoly
	6:35pm Liam in LA: Thanks Aaron.
	6:35pm dale: i'm thinking a version of russian roulette for kids - the loser doesn't get to go to college.
	6:36pm eye in the sky: A mystery game where you plan to murder your Mother In Law titled " You Sunk My Battle Ax"
	6:36pm TehBadDr: @dale, it's called the SAT's!
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: Call in with "Werewolf Elton John" ... that's a good game.
	6:38pm dale: how about a new version of clue where the russian ambassador dies a slow death in the library from polonium poisoning?
	6:40pm dale: how about inuit toys like a piece of seal fat and a chunk of ice?
	🚂 6:40pm cklequ: @dale - Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
	6:41pm fm Mike: I saw that video Ken lol
	6:42pm dale: cklequ - you flatter. but i don't have a newsetter. yet.
	6:42pm TehBadDr: I'd like a piece of seal fat, you know just to try it.
	6:43pm dale: do NOT google 'joey heatherton today' - you will be disappointed.
	6:43pm Sean d: saw a pic of some crazy Fed ex or ups plan for a giant drone and little drone delivery, looks like star wars
	🚂 6:43pm cklequ: It makes for a good broth, TehBadDr.
	6:44pm dale: i'm thinking a racist version of chinese checkers somehow.
	6:44pm Asheville Jon: yay for asheville. the two stickers on my car are WFMU and Asheville FM
	6:46pm TehBadDr: @cklequ, I'd just like to try knawing on it, or searing some thin strips for consumption.
	6:46pm o viking: 51 card pickup. so much less mess
	6:46pm dale: 'fun with kim jong-un' - a raucus romp through north korean life where the winner gets to live until tomorrow.
	6:47pm dale: how about 'play with yourself?' - pretty self explanatory.
	6:48pm dgg: wtf is this guy talking about
	6:48pm TehBadDr: Dale, that's not a game. Just a standard practice in life!
	6:49pm steve: i dont get this either
	6:50pm dale: yeah, but if you can make some money on it.....
	6:51pm TehBadDr: I get better than money every time!
	6:51pm Liam in LA: Liamora inquiries Liam@ashevillefm.org
	🚂 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Ken in Hyde Park sounds sexy
	6:52pm fm Mike: Did anyone suggest Amish Monopoly?
	6:52pm dgg: Andy might do better selling his kidney
	6:52pm dale: 'smoke and mirrors' - a game where spin the dial and either half to smoke pot or do a line off a glassy surface. last one to pass out wins.
	6:52pm flashbazbo: I thought the whole idea of a music box was the physical event of winding it up and hearing the result.
	6:52pm eye in the sky: The top hat piece is an AK47
	🚂 6:53pm cklequ: @fm Mike I'm partial to phonetic Scrabble.
	6:53pm TehBadDr: Andy's evil cackle says it all! That one sells!
	🚂 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Rats, I didn't have time to expand on my idea that you could also download lullaby versions of popular songs to the music box.
	6:55pm MJ: You should sell 11th fingers for the busboy game.
	6:55pm Marcel M: I went to the Wyckoff one as a kid.
	🚂 6:55pm Aaron in Minneapolis: That was a huge turn on Ken
	6:55pm dgg: I would like to download heavy metal versins of famous lullabys
	6:55pm dgg: I would like to be able to spell too
	6:56pm steve: in the mini Boulder Run next to regular Boulder Run? oh yeah
	6:57pm Marcel M: @Steve: Yeah
	6:57pm TehBadDr: Bag yur kittin's. (bags not included)!
	6:57pm Listener Robert: MJ. that was Sixfinger. 2 of those, & you can be a 12-fingered bus boy.
	6:57pm dale: how about 'kick in the nuts' - with colorful knobs and things like that.
	6:58pm Listener Robert: Come to think of it, was there a lefty Sixfinger?
	6:58pm TehBadDr: "colorful knobs!"
	6:59pm dgg: i just listened to some knobs for an hour
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: The "Girls On Fire" game! Up next!
	7:00pm TehBadDr: Yeah, but that's station manager Knob.
	7:01pm dgg: A wonderful knob indeed
	1:23am gold: how do devout atheists fit into the game?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 22, 2017

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February 22, 2017: Give Us Your Toy Ideas!
Andy and Ken solicit toy and game ideas from listeners. At the end of the show Andy will call his friend Chris from Tons of Toys and pitch the best ideas. Listeners call in with toy and game concepts, including:

- Puppies with expiration dates - Kitten bags with drawstrings and rocks (This causes one listener to become quite upset.) - The boardgame of Life, played by the rules of Donald Trump. - Menu Mashup (An already existing food-based game) - Liamora – (A number/card game named after its creator, Liam) . Andy immediately steal's Liam's idea. - A programmable music box for kids - Religious Monopoly. Every square is based on a different religious holiday.

Once the ideas are rounded up, Andy and Ken pitch them to Chris, who carefully considers each idea and gives his opinions. Also on today’s episode, Andy is skyping from his home office. This gives him the opportunity to smoke a Macanudo cigar on the air. However, Beth busts him and tells him to put it out. Andy makes sure to mention that Joey Heatherton loves cigar smoke.
Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: IRWIN TURN OFF YOUR DAMN OUTRO
	6:03pm Listener Robert: I sent you my toy idea years ago: the patented bath foam you were afraid to try on Harold & Daisy. Or Hank. Or yourself. Or people washing their hands at WFMU. Or to put out the small fire that broke out.
	6:05pm Listener Robert: Maybe Andy will take out his chewing gum to smoke the cigar.
	6:05pm dale: my concept is a gum you share with people that makes them shart - hilarity!
	6:06pm dale: a line of 12 inch action figures sponsored by viagra.
	🚂 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do we call the usual number tonight or the other number for the boxcar studio?
	6:10pm Webhamster Henry: I always liked Milton Bradley's "Time Bomb!" - with the great prop bomb that was banned because it would break into sharp plastic shards. But that could be updated for the digital age with countdown 7-segment displays (not to be confused with seven second delay) as ween in every spy movie ever now, branded by those spy movies. And now it can be packaged in much more durable plastic! Really, you can do the same thing with an old iPhone, but why not?
	6:11pm common: happy bday, ken
	🚂 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis: and Andy was never heard from again
	6:12pm steve: years ago i made this toy xylophone that plays along with you www.youtube.com...
	6:13pm Webhamster Henry: Apparently, Time Bomb was a great dental profit center, so the updated one had better be a lot softer!
	6:14pm Listener Robert: Henry, the whole point of Time Bomb was NOT having an indication of when it would go off.
	6:15pm TehBadDr: A great game would be "Can I touch her Ass" inspired by Andy Breckman.
	🚂 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's new with Don McLean? www.motortrend.com...
	6:20pm dgg: This sounds like an exciting chance to make Andy some money.
	6:21pm eye in the sky: Whoa Hosss! " waive any rights"?
	6:21pm Switchblade Batman: Dick pic Russian Roulette. It's an iphone game. You have to solve brain teasers on your phone, if you fail a dick pic is sent to a random contact in your phone.
	6:21pm dgg: Whose dick?
	6:22pm Listener Robert: Great auto-xylo, Steve. Was it programmed to recognize a certain sequence of struck notes & respond with its own?
	6:23pm Switchblade Batman: It would be a dick pic from the internet. I suppose you could add your own if you want.
	6:24pm TehBadDr: Who doesn't enjoy a dead puppy?
	6:24pm eye in the sky: Logan's Dog Run
	6:24pm dgg: what if we send a pic of a dead puppy instead of a dick
	6:25pm frank: Please hang up on this guy. You make me sick.
	6:25pm TehBadDr: Usually a box full of kittens left outside the local general store might work.
	6:25pm steve: eff this guy
	6:26pm Switchblade Batman: Not as dangerous @dgg. It's supposed to be a life or death thing.
	🚂 6:26pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Oh the emails they are gonna get
	6:26pm Andy the painter: i knew an irish guy who grew up very poor on a farm. when there were too many kittens born on the farm, he always made sure the water was warm before he drowned them.
	6:26pm steve: thanks Robert. i think in that vid all the functions just react to what note you just hit, but in different ways. that video its in demo mode - it switches functions if you don't touch it for a few seconds. later i made a Simon game, which was more sophisticated.
	6:26pm Switchblade Batman: Remember it goes out to a random contact, it could be your mom. It could be your dad. An ex, your boss.
	6:28pm dgg: what if your boss likes it
	6:29pm Switchblade Batman: That's an edge case.
	6:30pm dgg: haha
	6:30pm TehBadDr: Wow! Why waste bags, FDA, FDA...?
	6:30pm eye in the sky: And Eartha Kitt... Look it up
	🚂 6:30pm Aaron in Minneapolis: A half hour in and all we got was dead puppies and kitties, great
	6:31pm Listener Robert: The xylophone is like a neuron in that its output (action potentials) is the same kind as its input (firing of the same neuron). The solenoids are analogous to...I got nuthin'.
	6:31pm Liam in LA: Is there a new on air phone number? What is it?
	6:32pm herb.nyc: How about double bagging yr kittens? More profit for Andy.
	6:33pm dgg: "she was a double bagger, you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"
	6:33pm TehBadDr: Andy certified rocks need to go in the bag of kittens!
	6:34pm eye in the sky: Kletnopoly
	🚂 6:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis: @Liam 201 536 9368
	6:34pm steve: i keep hearing Life the board game isnt as good as we remember it
	6:34pm dgg: I think Andy could definitely sell a Trump board game that was someone else's idea
	6:34pm eye in the sky: Kleptnopoly
	6:35pm Liam in LA: Thanks Aaron.
	6:35pm dale: i'm thinking a version of russian roulette for kids - the loser doesn't get to go to college.
	6:36pm eye in the sky: A mystery game where you plan to murder your Mother In Law titled " You Sunk My Battle Ax"
	6:36pm TehBadDr: @dale, it's called the SAT's!
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: Call in with "Werewolf Elton John" ... that's a good game.
	6:38pm dale: how about a new version of clue where the russian ambassador dies a slow death in the library from polonium poisoning?
	6:40pm dale: how about inuit toys like a piece of seal fat and a chunk of ice?
	🚂 6:40pm cklequ: @dale - Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
	6:41pm fm Mike: I saw that video Ken lol
	6:42pm dale: cklequ - you flatter. but i don't have a newsetter. yet.
	6:42pm TehBadDr: I'd like a piece of seal fat, you know just to try it.
	6:43pm dale: do NOT google 'joey heatherton today' - you will be disappointed.
	6:43pm Sean d: saw a pic of some crazy Fed ex or ups plan for a giant drone and little drone delivery, looks like star wars
	🚂 6:43pm cklequ: It makes for a good broth, TehBadDr.
	6:44pm dale: i'm thinking a racist version of chinese checkers somehow.
	6:44pm Asheville Jon: yay for asheville. the two stickers on my car are WFMU and Asheville FM
	6:46pm TehBadDr: @cklequ, I'd just like to try knawing on it, or searing some thin strips for consumption.
	6:46pm o viking: 51 card pickup. so much less mess
	6:46pm dale: 'fun with kim jong-un' - a raucus romp through north korean life where the winner gets to live until tomorrow.
	6:47pm dale: how about 'play with yourself?' - pretty self explanatory.
	6:48pm dgg: wtf is this guy talking about
	6:48pm TehBadDr: Dale, that's not a game. Just a standard practice in life!
	6:49pm steve: i dont get this either
	6:50pm dale: yeah, but if you can make some money on it.....
	6:51pm TehBadDr: I get better than money every time!
	6:51pm Liam in LA: Liamora inquiries Liam@ashevillefm.org
	🚂 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Ken in Hyde Park sounds sexy
	6:52pm fm Mike: Did anyone suggest Amish Monopoly?
	6:52pm dgg: Andy might do better selling his kidney
	6:52pm dale: 'smoke and mirrors' - a game where spin the dial and either half to smoke pot or do a line off a glassy surface. last one to pass out wins.
	6:52pm flashbazbo: I thought the whole idea of a music box was the physical event of winding it up and hearing the result.
	6:52pm eye in the sky: The top hat piece is an AK47
	🚂 6:53pm cklequ: @fm Mike I'm partial to phonetic Scrabble.
	6:53pm TehBadDr: Andy's evil cackle says it all! That one sells!
	🚂 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Rats, I didn't have time to expand on my idea that you could also download lullaby versions of popular songs to the music box.
	6:55pm MJ: You should sell 11th fingers for the busboy game.
	6:55pm Marcel M: I went to the Wyckoff one as a kid.
	🚂 6:55pm Aaron in Minneapolis: That was a huge turn on Ken
	6:55pm dgg: I would like to download heavy metal versins of famous lullabys
	6:55pm dgg: I would like to be able to spell too
	6:56pm steve: in the mini Boulder Run next to regular Boulder Run? oh yeah
	6:57pm Marcel M: @Steve: Yeah
	6:57pm TehBadDr: Bag yur kittin's. (bags not included)!
	6:57pm Listener Robert: MJ. that was Sixfinger. 2 of those, & you can be a 12-fingered bus boy.
	6:57pm dale: how about 'kick in the nuts' - with colorful knobs and things like that.
	6:58pm Listener Robert: Come to think of it, was there a lefty Sixfinger?
	6:58pm TehBadDr: "colorful knobs!"
	6:59pm dgg: i just listened to some knobs for an hour
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: The "Girls On Fire" game! Up next!
	7:00pm TehBadDr: Yeah, but that's station manager Knob.
	7:01pm dgg: A wonderful knob indeed
	1:23am gold: how do devout atheists fit into the game?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 22, 2017

Listener comments!

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