Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from March 22, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 22, 2017: Tonight We Honor Your Sacrifice!
The first show, post-fundraising marathon, and Ken and Andy are following up with some pledgers. In particular, tonight's show is used to award special prizes to the most destitute of pledgers from the marathon. Fans from last week call in with their stories, and Andy uses his spidey-sense and/or BS Detector verify the destitution of the callers.

The contenders are:
-A man named Nacho, with a $9000 credit card.
-A Chinese food delivery driver named Ron, who has no monthly income after insurance and car payment. As we listen in to a delivery, Ron forgets change, so he gets a huge tip of fifteen dollars extra for what turns out to be the wrong order. There is a chance he could lose his job over this. (Later, Ron calls back to let the team know how it all turned out)
-Artist and designer Scott from Alameda, who got laid off, and can't afford to live in his affluent town anymore, where he had moved to give his daughter the best shot at a good education. He is $90,000 in debt.
-A disabled caller who hasn't worked in years, can't afford gas or water, and had to chop firewood to stay warm. She has $25,000 in debt. -Emily from "In Real Life" makes her case as an underemployed private librarian.
-A caller who is $300,000 in debt.
-A man who can not afford to hire someone to shovel his driveway.


Ken sticks to his strict "no refunds" rule, but does hand out sweet prizes to the winners.


Also, Andy and Ken get their stories straight regarding Ken and his illegal cars. And there is an extra long theme song today - due to technical difficulties with Skype!

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm
herb.nyc:

hi all. ya think Chuck Berry sacrificed himself for 7SD?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I got a hangnail from pushing the pledge button so many times.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
dale:

any death predictions tonight?
  6:03pm
PMD:

I heard a non 7sd version of this song. Was weird.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
dale:

guess andy's late to the ball.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
common:

andy sounds like he's in a cardboard box.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
PMD:

Are you there Andy? It's me Margaret.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

he can't believe he got through. he loves his show.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
dale:

bad wifi signal in the masturbatorium?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
  6:05pm
Jack:

Is Andy calling from the poorhouse? Did the Marathon break him? Did he have to sell the gold-plated front porch?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
-max-:

Best show ever!!!
Avatar 6:06pm
steve:

i feel like Andy's earned this in light of the past two weeks
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Why don't we all just call Andy's cell number? It was revealed on a recent show, as I recall.
  6:06pm
Will:

is Andy trying out drone music?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
chris:

woohoo!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
PMD:

There should be a show where Ken tries to reach Andy on all different forms of communication. Would be great.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

my car i bought in 2003. but fmu is more important than my comfort and/or safety.
Avatar 6:09pm
herb.nyc:

let's start a rumor that Ken started a PAC.
Avatar 6:10pm
steve:

how many cell numbers did we get?
  6:10pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

Don't EVEN talk about the fleet of ATVs that Ken uses to hunt hippies...
Avatar 6:12pm
herb.nyc:

*coincidence* - i adopted Andy this year and Ken just said "144", which is my house address!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

check their credit rating.
Avatar 🚂 6:13pm
Nick the Bard:

I'm going to be writing down e-mail addresses and such tonight when you call in to get on the air, so try to have some patience with me tonight
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
PMD:

Pledge versus pay...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

i pledged my whole 365 during the soak and hope it stuck. you're welcome andy!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
melinda:

Good work, Dale
  6:17pm
Rai:

Wonder if Yngdave is listening. No one could beat his pledge ratio.
  6:18pm
michelle mello:

I wonder if the pillow will arrive faster or slower than the graphic novel??
  6:18pm
Sam:

Wow, Andy's not actually in the studio?? I never would have known from his tinny, distant sounding voice. Seriously Andy, get your ass into the magic factory for your show, it sounds crappy like this.
  6:18pm
michelle mello:

pillow cases*
Avatar 6:18pm
Linda Lee:

anyone want to phone in & pretend to be me? i'm disabled, no work in three years, live in an old farmhouse with no heat, cooking gas or running water because i can't afford repairs, can't drive because i can't afford to repair my car & i sent fmu 15 dollars! :-D
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

the graphic novel was worth the wait. i can stain my own pillowcase until 7sd's comes.
Avatar 6:19pm
Linda Lee:

i have a terrible phone voice. so i'm not calling. :-D
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Folsom:

Didn't Bex donate a bunch of money?
Avatar 6:20pm
herb.nyc:

ugh, i gotta talk to Andy about "foreigners"; i don't want my adoptee to one day enter a conversation and then get punched out.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

you have a giving voice - that's all that matters
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

@LL - Have Ken arrange to run your voice through the demonizer. :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
melinda:

Go for it, Linda!
Avatar 6:21pm
steve:

you should call Linda
Avatar 6:22pm
Linda Lee:

naw, i'd feel silly. :-)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

get a baseball jersey out of it.
Avatar 🚂 6:23pm
Nick the Bard:

@Linda - have you heard me on the air? You can be worse than retard kermit the frog (tha'ts how I get described)
  6:23pm
Cops:

Can't you just renew a driver's license online?
Avatar 6:24pm
Linda Lee:

it's a fun idea, but i don't think i can do it. :-D
Avatar 🚂 6:25pm
Nick the Bard:

can = can't (gah, stupid fingers)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PMD:

Linda, I can call if you want
Avatar 6:25pm
steve:

i have a good job but boatloads of credit card debt, more than the other guy...
Avatar 6:26pm
Linda Lee:

go for it PMD! pretend to be me! get some swag! that would be funny! you can also mention that i owe about $25,ooo to various people. :-D
Avatar 6:27pm
Linda Lee:

maybe not though, they'll have to check your pledge. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Marcel M:

haha.. wow. That was enthralling radio.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

HAH - please her sexually....big sausage pizza!
  6:29pm
Matt in Hillsborough:

I AM LOOKING AT PORN RIGHT NOW
Avatar 6:29pm
steve:

wow this is some drama
Avatar 🚂 6:30pm
Nick the Bard:

@Linda - Pamela is on hold for you, so, maybe try to work someothing with her incase they start asking questions and stuff
  6:30pm
Sam:

You show up with the wrong food and no change? Ha, that's why I never order delivery.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

lazy-assed chinese food orderers - can't be bothered to pick it up in person and THEN get all fussy about what they get.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
PMD:

I'm not going to take the swag! You can email Ken your email address if you win.
Avatar 6:30pm
herb.nyc:

RON is indeed a real good guy. buddha bless him.
Avatar 6:31pm
Linda Lee:

you'll have to own up that you're calling for me. not sure they'll go for that. sweet of you honey, but never mind. :-)
  6:31pm
Listener Robert:

Hey, it's all Chinese food -- just Italian with lots of extra salt and whose tomato sauce has gone brown. There are distinctions within that?
Avatar 6:31pm
Linda Lee:

let poor Ron get the swag! :-D
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
PMD:

They know me
Avatar 🚂 6:32pm
Nick the Bard:

I gave ken a note that she's calling for you, so it's not like it's any kind of secret there
  6:32pm
Sam:

We should get like 10 people calling in claiming to be Linda Lee. Nick will you put them all through?
Avatar 6:32pm
Linda Lee:

oh boy. Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Marcel M:

How sad is it that people go through this shit for a good school system?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
PMD:

@Sam that would be great!
Avatar 6:32pm
Linda Lee:

haha!! Sam, that's funny. Lol
Avatar 🚂 6:33pm
Nick the Bard:

Well now that I know about your cunning plan here....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Marcel M:

His debt is a fraction of Andy's kitchen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
common:

good idea, sam
  6:33pm
Sam:

I just want to blow Andy's mind
Avatar 6:34pm
Linda Lee:

you are all hereby authorized to use my name. i have to go chop firewood or i'll freeze tonight! Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Marcel M:

A scholar who has never seen Monk..
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PMD:

he disconnected me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
common:

dammit!
Avatar 6:36pm
Linda Lee:

no worries Love. :-)
relax. enjoy the show.
  6:37pm
Sam:

How about backstage VIP passes to the Breckman Masturbatorium? Now that's a prize!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

i thought I was your best buddy on the chatboard....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Marcel M:

If people are not terrified to call its probably a bad show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
common:

good work, pmd!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
melinda:

Upstate NY somewhere
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

She's up in the Catskills. I forget what town.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

i called during the show where andy asks you a question and you answer with a disguised voice and he guesses if you are a man or a woman. he asked 'if harriet tubman was an ice cream what flavor would she be?' i stumbled and said 'chocolate nut' and he laughed 'THAT'S A GUY!'
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

i think she's in delaware county. long drive.
  6:41pm
Listener Robert:

She might have to burn the shirt for warmth.
  6:41pm
Sam:

I always thought of Harriet Tubman as maple walnut.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

When Dave Hill asks what people are wearing, Linda says she's wrapped up in like seven layers and her cat provides warmth.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
PMD:

@Listener Ropbert, thank you for that joke!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

maple walnut is an upstate ny or midwestern flavor - where are you sam? my dad LOVED maple walnut.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Asheville Jon:

LINDA LEE!!!
  6:43pm
Sam:

I'm in jersey but I grew up in Poughkeepsie
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
melinda:

Good show idea.
Avatar 6:43pm
Kurt Gottschalk:

there's got to be some of those chris t lighters still laying around.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

stewart's has maple walnut. stewart's has decent ice cream.
  6:45pm
Sam:

I used to love the Stewarts make your own sundae bar. I'd get mint chocolate chip and put every single topping on it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

will it be a speed queen?
Avatar 6:46pm
herb.nyc:

i read John Waters' "car sick" book, where he hitchhikes across USandA. he was not raped, and he met so many nice people.
  6:46pm
Sam:

Linda should have a show called "Shirts on fire"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

they don't have a sundae bar by mine in middletown. there's a golden corral all you can eat joint and they have a sundae bar. but the food blows.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
melinda:

I didn't know there was such a thing as freelance librarian.
  6:48pm
Sam:

I think Stewart's discontinued it.
Avatar 🚂 6:49pm
Nick the Bard:

tellingmeyouremailaddressonthephonelikethisisjustsomuchfunwheniahvetowriteitdownandthephonelinesaren'tthebestoneitherend
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

A Golden Corral opened in Poughkeepsie last month (delayed since September) and then they closed the place already. I don't know what's going on with it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

food is bad here. everyone who says they knew the restaurant in the south said it's just not as good up here.
  6:51pm
Listener Robert:

Reminds me of that character Clay Pigeon played who endlessly harangued someone on a train or somewhere about cheeses & how great they were.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

i should have just eaten all the chicken out of it and returned.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

HE...
  6:53pm
Sam:

Exactly. When someone gives you the wrong food, always eat most of it before you tell them.
  6:53pm
Listener Robert:

Delivered chicken & broccoli was a plot point in the 1-act play "Prospectus" that my friend Allen Rickman was in. They packed the chicken & broccoli separately, so one of the office people complained about how he got no chicken in his chicken & broccoli, & the other about how he got no broccoli in his chicken & broccoli.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Marcel M:

hahahhahaha... oh man. Ron made the show. Great show boychicks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Marcel M:

Oh wow hes 21! His whole life ahead of him... He'll be fine.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

this guy wins for emotional destitution.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Chuck Barris had nothing on you guys, I'll tell you that!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
dale:

he did get to murder people in the cia... he had that.
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