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May 17, 2017: The Return of the Return of the Puppetmasters


Andy's kids are the puppetmasters and Andy and Ken are the puppets. Molly Breckman talks to Andy through an earpiece in his left ear and Andy must say whatever she says. Same goes for Evan Breckman and Ken. Tonight's topic is Cosmic Brainteasers, and listeners are encouraged to submit their brainteasers through the chat board.

Ken, channeling Evan, starts things off with a lot of "why are boys better than girls?" questions. Ken proclaims his love for Donald Trump, and Andy promises Molly a ten dollar allowance raise.

From there it's a steady stream of questions/brainteasers such as:

What does the inside of your nose smell like?
Why are there no B batteries?
Do people who count sheep for a living fall asleep on the job?
Who uses New Jersey transit buses?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets at the movies?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?
If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What happens if you are scared to death twice?


The show ends with some confusion as to when the show is actually done.

Recap by Andrew M.

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