Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 23, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting August 23, 2017: What's In Your Pantry / My Wife is Smarter Than Your Wife

The show is billed as a "what's in your pantry?" themed episode, and to kick things off, callers call in to give inventory of the items in their pantry - a topic idea that Andy's wife Beth has long suggested. But this is just part of a giant fakeout! Once Beth calls in, a great switcheroo is implemented as the format is suddenly changed to "my wife is smarter than your wife," pitting Beth against call-in wives, including Ken's wife Hank, in several rounds of a trivia type quiz show. Beth was totally unaware this would happen, but reluctantly plays along.

Beth proves to be good at this, winning 4 of 6 rounds. One of the two non-Beth winners is awarded a Home Depot gift card for her husband.

Also covered, a recap of Little Matty Warwick's brilliant performance from the previous week. A discussion of Confederate statues vs. Union statues. And a billboard update - the Kickstarter campaign is going great!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
wfmu listener phillip:

i missed it what are we doing tonight?
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Richard S:

Hi ho everybody!
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dale:

what's in your panty.
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dale:

oops - meant "pantRy"
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PMD:

With earphones you can hear Andy tapping on the table.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

....but we only have a larder.
  6:04pm
wfmu listener phillip:

my pantry? about 6 packs of chicken ramen noodles and 4 cans of carrots & peas.
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Sebastian:

also listening on earphones, enjoying Andy's chewing noises
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Richard S:

Do cabinets count if you're in an apartment?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Oh, pantry. I misread it as Pantera, the band. Never mind.
Avatar 6:05pm
TehBadDr:

Does Andy snack, or chew the cud?
  6:06pm
Danny in Bloomingburg:

I vote for mine Ken
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PMD:

btw, the LinkedIn article says it's Andy Beckman
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Here is the Kickstarter page: www.kickstarter.com... Tomorrow is the voting deadline.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
PMD:

Sorry, on Radioworld
Avatar 6:08pm
Will from Seattle:

There is at least 1 sherman statue
en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Richard S:

Does the phone number on the Ambulance Chaser - Polka billboard mean anything?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Sebastian:

there's an Andy Beckman on LinkedIn:
- Energetic self-starter with excellent account management, negotiation and interpersonal skills
Avatar 6:09pm
đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Yeah..sherman was kind of a dick so..
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đ¢ ÞäŦ:

What about Custer--oh...
  6:09pm
wfmu listener phillip:

you think if i gave my home address andy would send me his leftovers???
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

oh man! my wife the former chef is on the bus and won't get home til 7. SEVEN!!!
  6:10pm
Danny in Bloomingburg:

Put the 100% jew free one on the 17 in New York
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If Dead Mother gets voted in, folks should send in pictures of their dead mothers and then someone can blend them all into a composite picture for the billboard.
  6:10pm
Fred:

In my pantry is this guy who yelled at me last night but is lecturing me about "unity" today... btw is that a party in your pantry? Is everyone coming?
  6:10pm
Dean:

Snacks, picnics, pot luck dishes, science experiments...
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dale:

we still have several boxes of the case of matzo crackers shoprite gives away every easter. my wife and i call them jew crackers. but we say it with love.
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Sebastian:

not a fan of the 100% jew free radio, but how about 100% chew free?
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dale:

it's CHAR-ro. not CHAIR-o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Richard S:

I keep about a week's worth of canned and dry food, so if the power goes out, I'll be OK.
  6:13pm
wfmu listener phillip:

my pantry. 6 brick packages of chicken flavor ramen noodles and 4 cans of carrots & peas. and i dont get foid stamps till sept 5th so im going to starve
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dale:

MAKE A CHUTNEY
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@Richard S - 201-521-1365 connects to an answering machine that Clay Pigeon has set up for his morning show. He calls it the WABAM (Wake and Bake Answering Machine).
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dale:

phillip - don't starve. who will listen to this show?
  6:16pm
herb.nyc:

Aside: wfmu Marathon premium- walk on in andy's new tv show
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Nick the Bard:

ok - so you're listening to the raadio, you're hearing WHY you're supposed to be calling in, you call in, but then you don't know why you're calling in or where or what radio station you're listening to?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Richard S:

Nick the Bard: That's WFMU for you!
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joe mulligan:

you are doing it right Nick!
  6:17pm
wfmu listener phillip:

@dale i starve all the time. i get food stamps but its not enough to buy a lot of food
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common:

Nothing is in my pantry
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dale:

herb - BRILLIANT! hotel and airfare to los angeles with a daily expense budget?
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Sebastian:

It's called call-in-amnesia, it's a medical condition!
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Richard S:

Jalapeno Cheddar Oreos! Try it: scrape the filling out, and dip the chocolate sides into generic jalapeno cheddar dip.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Alternate recipe show idea: What items in your pantry can be ingredients for a new flavor Oreo cookie?
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dale:

sorry phillip. if you lived next door i'd make you dinner.
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Sebastian:

I remember I have half a jar of bavarian sweet mustard somewhere in the back of the fridge I can't seem to make use of
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dale:

how about beef pork and fish flavored oreos? x-ray would be all up one side of that an down the other!
  6:21pm
JakeGould:

I have some rolls, some sliced turkey and mustard. I am at a loss as to what to do with this stuff. Should I just throw it in the garbage?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
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dale:

ooh, beth is foxy! i'll bet andy answers 'bazooms' to every question
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Blue Apron, WFMU Edition: Send boxes of random pantry items to lucky recipients.
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dale:

jake - is a hot dog a sammich?
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chris:

best. episode. ever.
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Sebastian:

nice ruse!
  6:24pm
JakeGould:

@dale: I just threw it all in the garbage and I’m eating a pile of unwrapped hard candy that was sitting around overnight.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

dale, jump into your car and get your wife off the bus before 7:00!
  6:24pm
JakeGould:

@Ken: I’ll let Dale’s win know.
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Sebastian:

is anyone taking bets?
  6:25pm
JakeGould:

I meant, I would like Dale’s WIFE know.
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dale:

she just pulled into the driveway actually.
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chris:

Beth sighs like my mom when we make sexist jokes (three sons and a dad, so she was outnumbered)
Avatar 6:28pm
TehBadDr:

OK, let's get this game going! We need some more beratement from Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Richard S:

Lilo and Stitch: Best movie ever set in Hawaii.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Richard S:

Hey, when did this turn into Wha'd Ya Know?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
chris:

Sequioa National Park has the General Sherman Tree. A theme.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

mrs. skywalker?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Sebastian:

Andy must really make a very handsome living
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Does the winner receive a WFMU T-shirt?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

i thought a whole number had a whole in it - like 6, 8 or 9
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Richard S:

BZZT! "Twilight" is NOT literature!
  6:38pm
Micki:

Making my shopping list for Home Depot now!
  6:39pm
Listener Robert:

Can Andy play "My Current Wife Is Smarter Than My Previous Wife"?
  6:40pm
Dean:

Spouses sound not amused.
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PMD:

Why is Ken allowed to choose questions??
  6:41pm
Dean:

Fremont, California
  6:41pm
Rai:

How old are these questions? Elizabeth overtook Victoria's record a while ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Richard S:

CROATIA
Avatar 6:41pm
elkeno:

Queen Elizabeth II became the longest-reigning British monarch on 9 September 2015 when she surpassed the reign of her great-great-grandmother Victoria.[1][2]
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Chart of British monarchs: en.wikipedia.org...
  6:44pm
Grimm:

four of the same sound as death, not same symbol
Avatar 🚂 6:46pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Listener Robert:
Between 'married to Andy' and 'not married to Andy', isn't that answer obvious?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

i pee alot
  6:47pm
Dean:

Goddammit, IPA is not an acronym! It's an abbreviation. Jesus.
  6:47pm
JakeGould:

IPA = Ignorant Pissy American
Avatar 🚂 6:48pm
((kMurakami Whywolf):

That's McDonalds, nothing to do with food.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

We asked my grandpa what the S in his middle name stood for and he said Seymour. To this day, I have no idea if he was serious or kidding.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Sebastian:

the smartypants corrections here really add a lot to the experience...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

ken - look for him on ancestry in a census and get the cold hard facts
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PMD:

Seriously Ken!
  6:51pm
Listener Robert:

I thought she said the nearest Home depot to her was in Latvia.
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dale:

home depot has cleaning products for the ladies.
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TehBadDr:

Home depot has likely more stuff to entice the ladies.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
chris:

<smartypantsanswer> India pale ale - named by the British, extra hops preserved the ale on its ship voyage to India </smartypantsanswer>
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

they also have things ladies need like snow shovels and toilet cleaning essentials.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
PMD:

Did andy hear that he will never have sex again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Richard S:

OK, see you! Goodnight!
Avatar 6:54pm
TehBadDr:

Sex? Well Beth will be pegging him.
  6:56pm
JakeGould:

@KenFromHydePark: The “S” in the middle of your grandpa’s name stands for “Sexy.” Absolutely.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

tried calling twice. ain't gonna happen tonight for my bitch.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@Jake - Of course! It makes so much sense now!
Avatar 7:00pm
TehBadDr:

I would love to know what Beth is going to do to get Andy back for this.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Sebastian:

have fun sleeping on the porch and thanks for the show you two!
  7:07pm
JakeGould:

Oweweewooo… Wolves of New Jersey!
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