Elegy for an Exoskeleton: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:22am -Ken:

Morning all!

7:38am geoff mcq:

Morning Ken! Quiet in here today, nice to have a bit of room to stretch my legs...

8:11am FȡFȡ (:

Hello, Ken, geoff mcq!

I agree with everything the GIF rabbit has to say.

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8:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, all. Look at that octopus go!

8:19am Losermom:

Ken's show has finally invaded my subconscious. I had a nightmare about it last night. Seriously. Keep up the good work!!

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8:27am NotARealDoctor:

I remembered to come check out the early GIFs! Good morning everyone! So this is what all the kids are talking about these days! Very nice!

8:30am cory:

boy i do love sleeping in. hi all

8:31am FȡFȡ (:

Losermom,

Did you also have the Ken's show sleep paralysis nightmare? You know, the feeling of being conscious but unable to move whilst Ken, dressed as a chipmunk and standing next to your bed, threatens to play his harmonica?

8:33am cory:

i thought that was a pledge gift?

8:38am Losermom:

Fo fo, no, actually - interesting that you have that one. I was a guest-host and was trying to play one of my comp tapes and it melted and screwed up all the equipment. Ken took it well, though.

8:41am Listener Robert:

Which days this week is WMFU, Mt. Hope NY, off 9-3?

8:43am ?:

Listener Robert,

Yes. WFMU will be off from 9-3 while reparations are done to the equipment Ms Losermom screwed up.

8:45am FȡFȡ (:

I'll claim credit of the previous message depending whether someone finds it funny or not.

8:45am Losermom:

It was only a nightmare, I swear!

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8:50am -Ken:

Maintenance at Mount Hope is over - Losermom, you are too hard on yourself in your own dreams!

8:52am Listener Robert:

I was just thinking a few days ago about that "stop drinking" GIF, that some anarchist ought to parody it with a "stop working" message.

8:58am Losermom:

I took the dream as an omen that I had better listen to this show in full today. I have been saving them for when I'm with my kid, who is away at college. I wonder if this is guilt for not listening in realtime??!!

9:02am Nick from Indy:

Good Morning All

9:02am melinda:

Hi Ken!

9:04am Sem Chumbo:

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, SM Ken. Good morning.

9:05am The Oscar:

There was a summer in my 20s when this movie was played in my apartment at least once every two weeks.

9:05am Nick from Indy:

Ken you are our "American Astronaut"

9:05am Linda Lee:

Hi Ken! Good morning!!

9:07am Nick from Indy:

Did "The Billy Nayer Show" get cancelled? I have not heard anything from Cory McAbee in a long while.

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9:08am Krys O.:

Awright! Carney Hild Kramer! Here's the video I did for that song: youtu.be...

9:09am bk845:

Good morning Ken!

9:09am The Oscar:

@Nick He had a semi-follow-up movie/web series called Stingray Sam which was pretty good. I recall for a while he changed the name of the band to "American Astronaut." But yeah, I haven't heard anything in a while either. Saw them in maybe 2005, and they were great.

9:09am steveo:

Hi Ken. I had a dream that I should avoid your show today but here I am anyway.

9:09am Sebastian:

good morning everybody

9:12am Tucker:

Not sure what this is but I can't leave. Richlands, NC

9:15am WFMU listener WADE:

Gif Master Ken

9:16am The Oscar:

Saw Pere Ubu the other night at Hasslefest in Boston. They sounded great, but David Thomas did NOT seem to be happy with the current version of the band.

9:16am Nick from Indy:

@Oscar, We did a BNS show in 2005 and I believe that was the last time BNS made it to the midwest. I believe American Astronaut was finish then and Cory had DVDs with him. I figured he just switched over to making films. I will check out his IMDB page.

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9:17am yippie:

carney hild and kramer reminds me of the thekenschlampen song am tag als conny kramer starb

9:17am bk845:

Happy Lemvember, all!

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9:18am NotARealDoctor:

Nice! I needed some heroes to get me through the rest of the week!

9:18am Nick from Indy:

Lemmy

9:18am TonyR:

"heroes" cover by ??

Timely. The Parlophone Bowie reissue is unlistenable.

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9:18am NotARealDoctor:

I heard David Bowie once did a cover of this song, but I prefer the original Motorhead version.

9:19am TonyR:

Motorhead? Oh, Yay.

9:19am Linda Lee:

i miss the wan.

9:19am bk845:

@NotARealDoctor - What you did there...I see it.

9:20am TonyR:

GIF genius for "heroes"

9:22am Okasa:

Heil og sæl! A healthy and happy Odin's Day to you, Ken, and to all the faithful members of the Cult of Ken.

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9:22am NotARealDoctor:

@BK845 i.imgur.com...

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9:27am -Ken:

Ugh.. am struggling with very upsetting technical snafus..

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9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

In case The TARFU Report program cannot return, Jim the Poet's science talk program was pretty good and currently has my vote, FWIW.

9:27am MD:

"TO ALL LISTENERS AND AFFILIATE STATIONS! ALL SHIPS AT SEA! CRYSTAL SET OPERATORS REPLACE ALL USED GALINAS! THIS IS WFMU!!!" LOVED THE DISASTER NEWS THIS MORNING KEN...SPOT ON!!!!

9:30am Linda Lee:

Time to molt, Ken.

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9:31am NotARealDoctor:

Don't worry Ken! Technical support is on the way. Please be patient! They should arrive between 11AM and 6PM.

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9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

If you can turn on the pledge widget again, I have my credit card ready to help fund a new exoskeleton.

9:33am TonyR:

Is this a metaphor for the back wall finally falling off the Jersey City building?

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9:34am -Ken:

Trying to restart the exoskeleton one limb at a time. Might have to play long songs. Any requests? Good God Im so sorry about this. I prefer the days of flesh.

9:34am TonyR:

Al fresco DJing

9:36am Nick from Indy:

REDRUM

9:36am (Murakami Whywolf))):

NotARealDoctor:
Eye-man from that image looks like a villain from "The Tick" —I think it's the jacket and cravat—yes, he resembles Chairface Chippendale.

Is he from "Ultraman" or such (such as "Inframan")?

9:37am Dave:

The opening theme song from 2001 since Kubrick.

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9:37am -Ken:

Left arm OK

9:37am Nick from Indy:

!UMFW AT REDRUM !119 LLAC

9:38am steveo:

side 2 Meddle

9:38am northguineahills:

Yes, we got Ligeti!

9:39am Nick from Indy:

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air...

9:39am northguineahills:

ah, I remember chairface chippendale from the cartoon.

9:39am People Like Us:

Atom Heart Mother is 23 minutes long.

9:40am Nick from Indy:

Thick as a Brick

9:40am Sem Chumbo:

...and longer still w/ the skip in my copy.

9:40am People Like Us:

Pharoah Sanders - The Creator Has A Master Plan is about half an hour or something

9:41am pantz:

Wasn't Chairface's diabolical plan to just have his name inscribed on the surface of The Moon?

9:41am Sem Chumbo:

Tubular Bells just seems infinite, but in a pinch..

9:41am zopa:

Station Manager Ken, you have to re-compile the source code. Bad things will happen if you don't...

9:41am Nick from Indy:

Side 4 of Metal Machine Music is Infinite. I always listen to it on 16rpm. It is purettier that way

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9:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

Mic up Clay Pigeon as he takata-tas back to his place of residence.

9:42am northguineahills:

I concur w/ Nick from Indy!

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9:42am -Ken:

That's it. Left arm only. I cannot do SHIT Ugh

9:43am People Like Us:

what the hell have you done to yourself?

9:43am northguineahills:

and I also concur w/ PLU!

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9:44am yippie:

wow this place is getting as freaky as the church of FUN

9:45am northguineahills:

Double Dose of the Lab! (the first from Clay)

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9:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is Lola at the station? Lola knows how to push buttons and post cat GIFs. You'll hear Woof-Woof for the station ID, though.

9:45am FȡFȡ (:

Someone needs to rework the song because Puerto Rico is not a far away place.

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9:45am -Ken:

@zopa how do I do that?? My whole life is slipping away.. thank God I backed up the skeleton like a week ago but still... this cannot be happening. please tell me it's not happening

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9:46am yippie:

i like the german Lola sung by Heinz Rudolf Kunze

9:46am Sebastian:

it's not happening!

9:47am Nick from Indy:

This has now become an intervention. Ken you have a problem. We are concerned and worried about you. We are concerned with the friends you hang out with (especially Andy). It is time to repent before it is too late. Praise Bob!

9:48am People Like Us:

I concur with Nick from Indy (apart from the Andy bit)

9:48am bk845:

It's a rainy day...

9:49am Nick from Indy:

@Losermom, does the current set match your mix tape from your nightmare?

9:50am zopa:

Station Manager Ken: There is a small hole near the base of the neck. Use your left arm to place a pin in that hole. Push it down for 3 seconds. Then type "cmd". This will get you to the command line. Type these commands in the following order:
1. bt sequence
2. cmp src \12945 \f
3. commit

Good Luck!

9:51am Wild Neil:

PEACE All. Ken I suggest "In The Court of the Crimson King" by King Crimson. It's long. And good!

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9:51am NotARealDoctor:

I'm actually related to Dr. Kevorkian. Unlike him though, my medical credentials are completely falsified.

9:51am FȡFȡ (:

No, Ken, not that hole!!!

9:51am Wild Neil:

A Whole album side I think.

9:52am pocket vito:

Ken why don't you just drop some LSD and take the canoe out on Lake Owassa. That'll fix you right up. You won't even remember what your problem was.

9:52am Okasa:

This is worker speaking. Hello.

9:52am northguineahills:

@ FȡFȡ (: It's far if you're in Vladivostok.

9:52am TonyR:

I'm digging "Far Away Places".

9:53am Alfredo Garcia:

Steve Stapleton – Organ, Guitar, Harmonica, Percussion, Loops, *Mixing, Pedals, Tapes, Ring Modulator, Generator

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9:54am -Ken:

@zopa
that got me to the comman line but once there I cannot type anything and ther whole thing hangs except all my limbs start twitching so I have to power down amnd this has happened like 5 times now. nooooooooooooooooooooo

9:56am Sebastian:

a gif(t) for you, Ken:
s3.amazonaws.com...

9:56am Okasa:

Why does the Porridge Bird lay his egg in the air?

9:56am People Like Us:

To get to the other side.

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9:57am Webhamster Henry:

This is worker speaking.

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9:57am Webhamster Henry:

Do you remember the past? FORGET IT!

9:57am royvis:

Yay! Great segue, Ken!

9:58am Alfredo Garcia:

really excited for a segue to "9 to 5".

9:58am AnAnonymousParty:

Why does this remind me of Hawkwind so much?

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9:58am -Ken:

Oh God oH gOD OHGOD OH GOD THANK gOD i BACKED UP BUTSTILLfuuuckk!!!!!

9:58am Namr to be displsyef:

This show is mildly distressing to small house pets

9:59am BronwynB:

hello ken and everyone

9:59am People Like Us:

I'm actually not even listening to the show (I am using my ears for work), but this comments board is quite enough

9:59am FȡFȡ (:

Faust - So Far
Polydor Records

10:00am People Like Us:

"quite enough" as in "what the hell is going on"

10:00am Wild Neil:

I often come to the comment board for company. While at work too. Sometimes on my phone when nature calls. You never know.

10:00am Unctuous Rancid Dwarf Man:

one hour until FELDER!

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10:01am yippie:

its salvation mountain over here

10:02am queems:

what an endorsement

10:02am Sebastian:

@AnAnonymousParty possibly you're thinking of You Shouldn't Do That

10:02am khd:

So Far was released on Polydor

10:03am khd:

initially, then later on RR

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10:03am Krys O.:

Ken, are you using the Xbox One or the PS4? It might be that your subscription ran out and your Exo is SNAFU.

10:04am Okasa:

Have you reset the PRAM yet?

10:04am doctorjazz:

Aimee Mann! You got me to post, one of my favorites!

10:04am northguineahills:

@PLU: The usual...... the political economy of entropy.

10:04am FȡFȡ (:

I don't know what is going on, or who is doing what, but Ken seems to be still sane. Playing epic music, posting great GIFs and bizarrely commenting.

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10:05am Webhamster Henry:

You don't think that's the real Ken do you? FAKE KEN!

10:06am zopa:

Station Manager Ken: Okay, there is only one other option that I know of, but it's extremely risky. If it fails...

There is a small rectangular touch pad just above the left knee. It's underneath a small panel. You might have to get someone to help you open it. The touch pad has a grid of 4 squares. If you get it open do the following sequences:

Top left, bottom right, the two times on top right. Watch your boot display for 3 icons, then
Bottom left twice, then all buttons clockwise starting with top left.

10:07am People Like Us:

Ken - smash the Bob Dylan is Dead box on the wall and see what happens

10:07am pocket vito:

Just take the plug out of the socket and then put it back in. That will reboot everything.

10:07am Lewis:

Fdfd is chanelling Larry?

10:07am Wild Neil:

Once in the 80's I drank Ten High whiskey with friends at 10am. Wow. I will never do THAT again!

10:08am Laura L:

Ken, did you try Conflict Catcher? Did the problem go away?

10:08am FȡFȡ (:

Ken, and with the smashed Bob Dylan box smash the Maria Careys' 7 inch.

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10:09am Webhamster Henry:

Someone pay Ken's Bitcoin ransom!

10:09am People Like Us:

and then put the Maria Carey 7 inch back in the Bob Dylan is Dead box and put it back on the wall

10:09am Linda Lee:

this is a fun piece by Pamela. did similar work myself a long, long time ago ~ sadly lost now. fun!

10:10am Wild Neil:

I wish I had bought some Bitcoin when it was like a buck a bitcoin. Wow.

10:10am dgg:

geek breath

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10:10am Beast of Boonton:

Kraftwerk - 'The Man Machine'

10:12am steveo:

anybody know who the geeks are?

10:12am Okasa:

Just boot into safe mode. Reboot and hit the F8 key in 1 second intervals.

10:13am queems:

this making me nervous

10:13am FȡFȡ (:

People that is not Ken,

Is Ken being controlled by a Russian troll ? This bizarre commenting makes me wonder. Let's test...

Ken,

как дела? Как ты себя чувствуешь?

10:15am BronwynB:

i wonder if, were someone at fmu to break the glass on the bob dylan obit thing prematurely, bob dylan would die

10:15am Okasa:

So we need a sort of Turing test for SM Ken...

10:15am BronwynB:

i guess we shouldn't test that awful power

10:15am People Like Us:

or he might release another album

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10:15am Krys O.:

I love the sound of breaking Bob Dylan glass.

10:16am βrian:

% man Ken
No manual entry for Ken

10:16am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Was it DOS responsible for people calling slashes ('/'s)' backslashes ('\'s)? Or is it some sort of backlash?

comma-zero, comma-zero,….

10:16am People Like Us:

does anyone know what's going on yet?

10:17am Linda Lee:

my god, if Ken's issue can't be resolved, what happens at 6?

10:18am dgg:

At least you weren't killed by a frozen turkey Ken. Be thankful for the big things.

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10:18am Beast of Boonton:

Barbecue!

10:18am steveo:

can you just grab an exoskeleton from the Heroes gif?

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10:18am Krys O.:

The manual is in cascading style sheets, but the OS is Windows ME. Shit!

10:18am Okasa:

SM Ken is using his voice now, but only said his exo-skeleton won't boot this morning, and all his mp3s are on that. Only 1 out of 15k mp3s survived.

10:19am Brian C.:

Dang, I was hoping it was "Corn Weenie" that survived

10:19am βrian:

It was "forward-slash," as in URLs. It was so bizarre to hear that spoken. Similar to walking ("forward") down the street.

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10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

That Faust piece was sufficiently long that I was able to get in and out of the post office before it finished.

10:21am dgg:

i shoulda bought the bad show insurance

10:22am Linda Lee:

Brian C., DJ Stashu has a bit of the original recording of "Haun Meely" on vinyl. Time for a remix!

10:22am zopa:

@dgg: Ha! I fell over laughing. Good ones!

10:23am The Oscar:

The question becomes: Can the Kevorkian ID get more likes than Don Felder?

10:24am Okasa:

Yeah, I'd like to sell futures on tonight's SSD bad show insurance, based on that lame idea.

10:25am northguineahills:

Anything Eyvind Kang touches is brilliant!

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10:25am -Ken:

@The Oscar, let's find out! Everybody favorite the Dr. Kevorkian ID!!

10:28am Fuzzy:

Hey Ken -- can I get my SFL boombox flair tacked on, when you get a minute? I feel so naked and ashamed without it. Thanks!

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10:28am -Ken:

Come on, favorite that sucker!!

10:29am FȡFȡ (:

I'll clicky star the mighty Kevorkian ID. Alas, I'm no member of the WFMU friendship society but that doesn't stop me from expressing my support for it. So go my winged monkeys! Go and favourite Dr Jack Kevorkian ID! Do as told by the Grand Master Winged Monkey! Let's bury the Don!

10:31am (((Murakami Whywolf)':

BAD VOIP VOICE: 'Excuse me, Mister William, but I am calling from Microsoft Help Desk because your computer has bad virus that could hurt you and I will remove it for you.'

ME: `That's weird, because all our machines run Linux forks BECAUSE WE ARE DECENT people…o.k., I tried BSD _once_, I was drunk and curious.'

BVV: 'Mister William, your computer has BAAAD virus.'

Suddenly, most recent politics feels like terrible phishing campaigns… I have seen the claim that phishing letters purposefully contain grammar and spelling errors because they love poorly-educated people.

10:32am herb.nyc:

i don't know what an EXOSKELETON is but i feel yr pain, ken (my laptop has been hijacked & i can't logon. but strange, scammers havent emailed me w/a ransom.) as for 7SD tonight, i hope for a recap on BAD SHOW INSURANCE. for i plan on buying 19 more policies!

10:36am zopa:

Dinosaur Comics today has an oddly familiar ring to it... kinda like listening to SSD:
www.qwantz.com...

10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Okasa:
Because you can't make a porridge without breaking eggs.

(My favourite literalised proverb: 'You can't make an omelette without breaking heads.'. See also: 'Spare the rod, spoil a brute's fun.' and 'Worse cannibalisms happen at sea!'. )

10:40am Nick from Indy:

Since you have the gif running, can we hear "The Sound Of The End Of Music"

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10:41am Beast of Boonton:

Maybe a Dr. Kevorkian WFMU billboard is in order

10:41am FȡFȡ (:

Talking about Bitcoin and 7 Second Delay. Anyone remember the episode like from a decade ago where Ken and Andy were supposed to buy bitcoins but eventually they didn't for some reason? I believe that episode is running for the Darwing Prize Award of this year.

10:41am Nick from Indy:

The video is AWESOME - vimeo.com...

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10:41am -Ken:

OK Geeks. Im running W7. It seems like Windows will not really start except for Safe Mode. What do I do?

10:42am Okasa:

@Y-Wolf: I read a story that the Nigerian scammers learned to make their initial email so outrageous that it weeded out 99% of recipients... so they were left dealing with the bottom 1%.

10:43am zopa:

Move your mp3's off the machine, clean install windows 10.

10:43am (Murakami Whywolf))):

zopa:
'Gwandanaland? More like "Don't wanna land"!'
'"Laurasia"? Sounds like a GUUURRRRL—femme! '

10:44am zopa:

Whywolf: hee hee hee...

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10:44am Beast of Boonton:

Ken - install Linux on it

10:45am steveo:

The Flat Worms rock.

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10:45am -Ken:

zopa - Windows 10?? Are you mad?!

10:45am Fuzzy:

In Safe Mode, Start a System Restore. Restore to a point say a week before you noticed any issues with the computer at all. Once it completes and restarts, scan with Malwarebytes just in case this was caused by an infection. Running a System Restore will roll back installs, updates, drivers, and your registry, but will not effect your personal files.

10:46am TonyR:

Win7:

Start in Safe Mode (you won't have network)
Log in as local administrator
Run stadard shit (check disk, virus scan, defrag)
Take the opportunity to look for odd or newly installed software.

Try again.

10:46am TonyR:

Windows10==wire hangers.

10:46am Fuzzy:

New graphics drivers are a common culprit.

10:46am Nick from Indy:

IBID

10:47am FȡFȡ (:

Ken,

Installing Linux is the best idea. You will only prolong the agony if you keep Windowsing.

10:47am TonyR:

Also, too: Yesterday was Patch Tuesday.

You might have to roll back patches if Windows Update is installed on that box.

10:47am muwfInMA:

Whoray the Kalahari Surfers are a great band, are they still releasing, this is over 30!years and still so now -thx

10:47am (Murakami Whywolf))):

-Ken:
It is traditional that when anyone starts a question with 'I'm running Windows…' the first ten answers are 'Run Linux', 'Get a Mac', and 'Kill yourself'.

For a view of a world in which weaponised exoskeletons are run by reddit trolls, see D. Wong's "Futuristic violence and fancy suits".

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10:48am -Ken:

Great suggestions everybody, thank you!

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10:48am Beast of Boonton:

It might have WFMU 'ransom-ware' that needs a payment to resolve

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10:49am yippie:

Ken- i know you are have some technical issues but i think an easy one to fix is the opening song for this show by alvarius B. is called "Smokin' To Live"

10:49am FȡFȡ (:

Hmm..Funny. I was going to say 'kill yourself'.

10:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

-Ken:

Jiggle the handle.

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10:49am db:

F 10, replace it with Ubuntu Linux.

10:50am Sebastian:

this is fabulous!

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10:51am yippie:

who do you think this song was written about? joanna eashe wife of lionel ziprin?

10:52am Fuzzy:

Windows 10 has improved over the past couple of years -- using it now with no problems on a 5+ year old laptop. Windows 7 is no longer supported -- time to upgrade. Or install Linux if it won't seriously impact your day-to-day radio station operations.

10:52am zopa:

SMK: Yes, but it sounds like you've been having problems for a while. Keeping the mp3's on a separate storage device will ameliorate your problems, in that you won't have to worry about losing them to corruption. I always hated doing restores, as I always had to do the tedious followup of restoring updates. I've been on 10 for a while now... whatevs... follow your heart.

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10:52am yippie:

oh yeah gotta love the queer version of this song

10:52am Nick from Indy:

I always thought this show was ran on a TI-1976 Texas Instruments LITTLE PROFESSOR Electronic Calculator - www.ebay.com...

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10:52am -Ken:

Yeah. I love linux as much as anybody. I use chmod as a verb every fucking chance I get, but I'm not changing my OS in the two hours I have to deal with this

10:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

My dearest thought the title of that song was a pun on "Visions of Gehenna" because she'd never heard that word pronounced. She might be right anyway: R.Z.'s Jewish education was hit-and-miss, and _he_ might have got it wrong.

(I told her it was pronounced 'Freeze Out'.)

10:54am Aaron Working In Newark:

Fun fact, this song was written about my girlfriends mother, who was Dylan's secretary in the 60s in NYC.

10:55am Fuzzy:

sudo System Restore

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10:55am yippie:

ive met a couple of people in NYC who claim to know the true joanna or johanna this song was written about

10:55am Thelma:

Dylan without Dylan isn't Dylan.

10:55am r.d. fox:

If I cannot achieve kensho, I can at least achieve kenshow.

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10:55am yippie:

its like all this churches claiming to have jesus's real foreskin

10:56am FȡFȡ (:

Everyone has their own vision of who is Johanna.

10:56am TonyR:

Patch Tuesday yesterday was a doozy: 53 security holes "fixed", some including kernel vulnerabilities.

10:56am Aaron Working In Newark:

She was also the secretary for the mammas and poppas I think.

10:56am johanna:

been awhile

10:57am Nick from Indy:

Maybe the answer is in one of these manuals? - www.pinterest.com...

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10:57am NotARealDoctor:

@Yippie I once heard there's enough pieces of Jesus' foreskin to make sails for a fleet of ships.

10:57am Mark S:

a) What happen when you’re trying to boot in the normal mode? Do you get any error message?
b) Is it an upgrade installation or custom installation?
Make sure that you uncheck the safe boot option in system configuration, please follow the steps below:
1. Once the computer boots into safe mode, click the Start button, type msconfig in the search box, and then, in the list of results, click msconfig.exe. If you're prompted for an administrator password or confirmation, type the password or provide confirmation.
2. In the System Configuration dialog box, click the Boot tab.
3. Under boot option Uncheck the box next to Safe boot and apply the settings and restart the computer.
I hope this information helps. Please get back to us if you have any more questions about this issue.
Thanks

10:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Play that Courtney Barnett song about _her_ exoskeleton failure.

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10:58am -Ken:

Johanna is not a person, she is the idealized woman who never materializes.

10:58am Aaron Working In Newark:

Later in life she dated David Omer Beardon, a beat poet who is known for being Judee Sills boyfreind.

10:58am bk845:

This sounds a little like Courtney Barnett after getting some singing lessons.

10:58am FȡFȡ (:

What's with all this disrespect towards Jesus? He's the king of lizards, FFS!

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10:58am yippie:

i dont think dylan would have gotten to write visions of johanna without the fugs bringing the village music scene to the next level of poetry

10:59am Mark S:

Micrsosoft intends to support Windows 7 until January 2020

10:59am Aaron Working In Newark:

Beg to differ Ken, she was real.

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10:59am NotARealDoctor:

I meant no disrespect, if he had that much foreskin then I'm incredibly impressed. Most lizards have a cloaca and no foreskin.

11:00am (((Murakami Whywolf):

yippie:
I think it was a "National Lampoon" issue that had a Renaissance-style painting of Jesus ascending into Heaven with his foreskin doing the same at some miles' remove.

11:01am achim:

great new track ken! Zion the Rocket Ship

11:02am FȡFȡ (:

Also, The Picadilly Line is an imaginary band. It is the idealized band who never materialises. That was just Ken playing Dylan at a weird speed.

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11:02am yippie:

ken alvarius b. plays dylan with queen jane specifically an excellent update of the song for 21st century

11:03am steveo:

this is my favorite pop song

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11:03am yippie:

suncitygirls.bandcamp.com...

11:03am Sebastian:

Ken, you could discuss your computer problems later with Andy on 7SD?

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11:04am NotARealDoctor:

@Sebastian at the rate he's going he'll still be stuck in his exoskeleton by the time 7SD comes on tonight.

11:05am FȡFȡ (:

(judging by the nature of the request I think Sebastian bought a lot of BAD SHOW INSURANCE policies)

11:06am Sebastian:

of course I have, so I hope the Doctor is right

11:07am Nick from Indy:

Time to bust out the vinyl copy of the Sun City Girls ‎"Midnight Cowboys From Ipanema"

11:07am TonyR:

System Restore can be a disaster if for some reason that service is turned off and there are no snapshots to return to except for what it looked like new-in-box.

11:08am Sebastian:

$$$$$

11:08am Dean:

If you decline the claim in bad faith, do we stand a chance of winning treble damages. (That means either $9 or hearing loss.)

11:09am Mark S:

what about bad show assurance?

11:10am queems:

omfg i legit loled at the louis ck thing

11:10am steveo:

lemon fresh pledge?

11:10am FȡFȡ (:

I will change my few bitcoins for Bad Show Insurance policies. Wiser idea or wisest idea?

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11:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Folks can purchase multiple policies, too. Up to twenty policies ($30) and receive multiple payouts.

11:11am BronwynB:

what was the louis ck thing? i was away from my headphones momentarily

11:11am Spaniel:

can I roll over my forever stamp investment account into bad bad show insurance?

11:11am queems:

not the scandal itself, just the current joke. i'm not a monster

11:12am The Oscar:

This Morrissey demo is great.

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11:12am Webhamster Henry:

Does anyone cover Ivor Cutler?

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11:15am cklequ:

@Henry - Jim O'Rourke does a pretty amazing version of Women of the World.

11:16am Sebastian:

wait, the Mood Shirt is not actually a T-shirt?

11:16am queems:

@bronwynb he just said that louis ck would be at the comedy cellar masturbating. idk it was just the nonchalant delivery that made me laugh

11:18am TonyR:

Thx, queems.

11:19am TonyR:

40 years to make peace with this song ("Angie") and Ken has reset the clock. Thanks?

11:19am BronwynB:

thanks queems

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11:19am Webhamster Henry:

Maybe Wing has a version of Angie.

11:20am queems:

@tonyr anytime

11:20am βrian:

Angstie, isn't it?

11:21am FȡFȡ (:

Blow-whistler alert!

What 7SD listeners don't know is that Ken has this metric that measures the mood of the audience in real time. Enter the laugh-o-meter. Whenever the laugh-o-meter goes below a certain level he plays the very best segments of old 7SD episodes. People laught and don't even realise. Once the laigh-o-meter surpasses the required level they go live again.

C.C: Wikileaks

11:21am queems:

@bronwynb no problem!

11:21am TonyR:

[citation needed]

11:22am Michele:

I love this song

11:22am Paul In Bloomfield:

I love this song!!

11:23am Michele:

@Paul JINKS!

11:23am Paul In Bloomfield:

@Michele ha yes!

11:24am doctorjazz:

Love this song (and the album, Let It Be) too!

11:24am Tim 07030:

'Unsatisfied', a perennial Maxwell's jukebox popular selection.

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11:25am Vivian:

Miss the Mats!

11:25am Paul In Bloomfield:

There needs to be a word for when your boss comes into the room and interrupts an awesome song to pointlessly babble

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11:26am Devin B.:

@Paul In Bloomfield: Capitalism?

11:26am Andrea from Chicago:

I liked that song

11:27am queems:

@paul good to see that is a universal issue across facilities

11:28am choggie:

Shooooooooplifterrrrrs...

11:28am Mick:

@Devin B - pretty much.

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11:29am Threemoons:

Greetings Manager Ken, fellow WoofMooPeeps. Checking in late today; was furloughed from temp gig on Monday; due back in later this afternoon. Sorry to see I missed so much good stuff on the first part of the show!

11:30am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems oh no! you too?! Booo. whats with this Co???

11:32am queems:

@paul it doesn't happen every day, but when it does it is always right when i want to listen to something in particular

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11:33am Vivian:

Album for Cindy Lee Berryhill - Who's Gonna Save the World - Label Rhino

11:33am Mick:

@SM Ken - I think Mr Johnson is on "They", Shimmy Disc

11:33am FȡFȡ (:

How can we label Cindy Lee Berryhill if she won't accept the woman label?

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11:34am Webhamster Henry:

Does Jokerman have a Harvey Weinstein song?

11:34am Stevel:

Quiet strangely, I was hoping you'd play I Love Heroin Addicts. I'm obviously going through some sort of breakdown, but thanks!

11:36am FȡFȡ (:

Knowing how prolific and ahead of the game Mr Jokerman is I have no doubt he has a song not only about Harvey Weinstein but one for each victim and another for each of their respective lawyers.

11:37am mjgoins:

Classic "could be satire, could be real"

11:37am Cecile:

*facepalm*
I work in HR and that is not the definition of affirmative action. GUH.

11:38am BronwynB:

jokerman, you're oversimplifying this a little

11:38am Cecile:

that goes past oversimplification to outright wrong.

11:39am cee:

hell yeah all the leftist anthems!

11:39am BronwynB:

@Cecile: When I was a kid in government class our teacher told us that was the definition of affirmative action and all the little white kids got all freaked out. That is how you make racists. Give them incorrect information, pop them in the microwave for 2 minutes, add a little salt and let them watch Fox News for a couple hours and you've got it. Mmmm, racists!

11:39am mjgoins:

Who is this guy? Google isn't turning anything up really.

11:39am bk845:

I want to play the har-mon-eee-ka!

11:40am V Priceless:

I need a 24/7 feed of this, everywhere

11:40am bk845:

Clearly Alvin has joined a White Supremacist group.

11:40am mjgoins:

This guy is like Laibach meets Randy Newman

11:40am johannaInMA:

oi and oy

11:40am BronwynB:

seeing that he called himself the extreme right wing conservatives for this medley makes me feel a bit better, like he knows how stupid this bullshit is and i can continue to be a jokerman fan in peace

11:41am Fuzzy:

Except Randy Newman has talent.

11:41am FȡFȡ (:

mjgoins

I believe his name is Mark something. Ken knows his name. Basically he has published thousands and thousands of songs on iTunes. There is one song for any topic you name.

11:41am Ghetto Pastrami:

This is annoying

11:41am Cecile:

The credit card debt one is also wrong as hell

11:42am Namr to be displsyef:

that’s the music maga deserves

11:42am queems:

doris day needs to chill out

11:43am Spaceman One:

finally, someone is singing truth to liberal power.

11:43am Paul In Bloomfield:

@cecile and everyone: I think that was all tongue in cheek no?

11:43am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems yes always at the worst moment...

11:43am TonyR:

Screw work. Now I have to wait for the archive to hear jokerman.

11:44am BronwynB:

@mjgoins: here you go: www.theguardian.com...

11:44am Goyim in the AM:

ENOUGH OF THIS HUMORLESS MATT FARLEY BASHING. The man is a genius. How many songs did you write today?

11:45am Sebastian:

mmmmmh, Killdozer, yum!

11:45am Scraps:

The great Cindy Lee Berryhill song “Damn, I Wish I Was a Man” is on her first album Who's Gonna Save the World?, on New Routes label.

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11:46am -Ken:

Has anybody found out if Matt Farley has done a Harvey Weinstein song????

11:46am Cecile:

Those words have come out of the mouths of people I know and they were not satire. I know it's supposed to be funny. it's not funny to me. I'm still allowed to cringe at it and say it's not funny, right?

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11:46am -Ken:

Im with you Goyim!

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11:47am -Ken:

Wait.. are some of Matt Farley's songs INACCURATE?

11:47am BronwynB:

@Ken: There are no songs with the words "Harvey Weinstein" on Spotify (Matt's medium of choice) so no.

11:47am Cecile:

sigh.

11:47am TonyR:

People DON'T look like their dogs sometimes?

11:48am Cecile:

I'll just enjoy the magic of Killdozer.

11:48am jan:

this Killdozer cover had so divorced the song from the original that I had to google it to learn that
it was from the Procol Harem album I so enjoyed as a teenager.

11:48am fRED:

Ken, maybe you should try Meshugaless...

11:49am Goyim in the AM:

Custom Farley songs are $44, so that Weinstein song could still happen.

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11:49am Webhamster Henry:

You can commission Farley to write a Harvey song, though. That would make a nice combo kickstarter / SSD show. moternmedia.com...

11:49am V Priceless:

great to hear some form of PH here, or anywhere, for that matter

11:50am FȡFȡ (:

Goyim in the AM,

Yes, the man is a genius. Way ahead of time. Also, I think he is one of the most -if not THE most- clever film producer I have ever read about.

11:50am Losermom:

Killdozer should cover BOC.

11:51am Scraps:

(Rhino put it out as a reissue.)

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11:51am Rich in Washington:

NEIL!

11:51am steveo:

for so many umlauts, husker du is always a lot more melodic that I expect

11:51am Dean:

He *has* to rhyme ACLU with "get a clue."

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11:51am Rich in Washington:

Oh, wow! This sounded exactly like Neil Dick for a moment.

11:52am MD:

Is this guy really an Asshole???

11:52am Dean:

Or not.

11:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The Doris Day song reminded me of someone's observation that a 'how to survive prison by being a punk' guide read pretty much like a Victorian marriage manual in both the 'endure sex' and 'feed his ego' aspects.

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11:52am Rich in Washington:

Ken: the Red Sauce song, if possible... Please?

11:52am MD:

OH! He's being sarcastic...??? Right???

11:52am queems:

@paul the biggest problem here is honestly the SHITTY wifi here. i buffer like 20% of my day

11:53am Cecile:

The umlauts came from an actual Norwegian game that was popular in the US in the 70s. But, yeah, the umlauts usually signify delightful aural torment.

11:53am BronwynB:

some of the young male leftists i marched with this summer were shouting "FUCK THE ACLU". "don't insult the ACLU," pleaded an older white lady marcher with an npr tote bag. "FUCK THE ACLU," insisted the young men.

11:53am mjgoins:

This transcends the notion of intent.

11:53am BronwynB:

I VOTE GODDAMMIT AND IM KINDA YOUNG SO THERE

11:53am MD:

OH I'M JUST A STUPID,HUMANISTIC ,LIBERAL STUGGE!!!

11:53am Paul In Bloomfield:

@queems ouch that stinks

11:53am Beavo:

Next Mark Russell?

11:53am giselle:

Love the MAAAAAYHEM picture!

11:54am Cecile:

Randy Newman he ain't.

11:54am Lizardner Dave:

Everything the Passionate and Objective Jokerman says is true somewhere in the multiverse.

11:54am MD:

WHO SPELLS... STUGE STUGG...XO!!!

11:54am TonyR:

That "Conquistador" gif keeps reloading. Stop!

11:54am Cecile:

My sister had one. She had to go to the ER.

11:54am BronwynB:

def thought he said "nose full of nipples"

11:55am steveo:

Louis „Lou“ Carter (* 15. September 1918 in Newark, New Jersey; † 25. September 2005 in Bloomfield, New Jersey) war ein amerikanischer Jazz-Pianist.

Carter spielte in verschiedenen Bigbands, u. a. denen von Jimmy Dorsey und Glenn Gray.

11:55am Cecile:

She also stuck raisins up her nose. another trip.

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11:55am Webhamster Henry:

Is that Louie the singing cabdriver?

11:56am TonyR:

Again! Cache, you conquering bastard!

11:56am MD:

"I'm Writing a letter to Daddy!"

11:56am Cecile:

Gut Forschung, herr steveo

11:56am blee:

I'm always pulling things out of my nose, not putting things in it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

11:57am Cecile:

blee, I don't know. Do you have your health insurance updated?

11:57am Lizardner Dave:

Never apologize for Husker Du.

11:58am MD:

Dog Bless Matt's little Soul!!!

11:59am Cecile:

What about the Keene Brothers and Gem?

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11:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

In Danish, Hüsker Dü means "Do you remember?" www.boardgamegeek.com...

11:59am FȡFȡ (:

Thanks, Ken, people like us, people unlike us! Great show, music, giffery, exosqueleton commentary! Till next episode! Take care and remember: Be happy! C'mon! Loosen up! BE HAPPY!!

11:59am Sebastian:

Merci, Ken!

11:59am Losermom:

GREAT SHOW

11:59am Okasa:

Thanks and good luck with the 'puter.

11:59am Dean:

Computers are unfixable.

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11:59am -Ken:

Bye everybody! Wish me luck with the laptop...

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12:00pm Webhamster Henry:

the ümlauts are süperflüoüs.

12:01pm bobo:

Sorry I'm late....But one minute to go sure can fit one last song request????