WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from January 12, 2018

Listener comments!
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:03pm Richard S: Hello! Thanks to Sheila B. for an extra great show!
	6:03pm glenn: a steaming pile of shit.
	6:03pm Smurfette: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
	6:03pm Just Ted: What a "Stormy" day. HaHAHA!
	6:03pm robyn: top of my class, BITCHES...
	6:04pm chris: "i really shouldn't drink wine-coolers"
	6:04pm dale: ugh, hated high school. don't wanna go there.
	6:04pm Just Ted: @Robyn, Right in the middle of the pack, the underachieve is strong in me!
	6:04pm All out Scott: Hey all. Party time
	6:05pm glenn: ki-ttens. bu-ttons.
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is Michele psychotic?
	6:06pm All out Scott: Weed.weed.weed.weed.weed. shoot no more words left to study
	6:06pm common: you both sound nuts. hello!
	6:07pm robyn: @ted it turns out not to matter given it's about the only laurel i have to rest upon
	6:07pm TheMarmot: "Am I doing it right?"
	6:07pm Just Ted: Frangry is gambling with her life calling Michele "loser". Thats one thing not to be played with.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY seems more like a stone-girl...
	6:07pm queems: my insurance won't cover a mouth guard for my fuckin tmj
	6:07pm giraffe-o: Oh hell yes, cabbage is gassy! Also, coconut water/milk just runs right thru me... srsly, just cleans out my whole tract...
	6:08pm Smurfette: Michele are you getting a permanent retainer after the Invisalign
	6:08pm Richard S: Happy B-day, Jonathan!
	6:08pm All out Scott: This week?
	6:08pm dale: 'it's on your permanent record'
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: More protein, Michele...just sayin’
	6:08pm drunken monkey: "protein to stabilize your mood"- Michele, you're gonna hafta eat a whole cow :>
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did he break more of your chairs, FRANNY?
	6:09pm GeorgeSimian: Hey, My girlfriend dyes yarn and she named a colorway Shut Up Weirdo. Check it out https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd2R9Rwhr11/?taken-by=witchcandyyarn or @witchcandyyarn on instagram
	6:10pm madman: HEY LADIES AND LISTERNERS ,I HATED HIGH SCHOOL !!!!
	6:10pm Just Ted: Wait, Michele now has access to the comments board???
	6:10pm robyn: lol thank you michele, i thought that was a BEAUTIFUL intro.
	6:10pm dale: for me - 'picked last during gym class'
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, please make fun of Michele’s nickname again...she’ll have a fucking psychotic break...
	6:11pm Richard S: Lovely yarn, @GeorgeSimian!!
	6:11pm Old Dave: This show defines "NEW BROOKLYN" for me now. Had to make run there yesterday and saw the droves of sheltered hipsters staggering around looking for stuff to buy. Oh my, a shocking end will come to those two I almost hit as they stumble across busy streets with headphones on and phone to face.
	6:11pm giraffe-o: Frangry - thought u moved in w/ Andy! Why can't you just use his Technics?
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is FRANNY hot enough for someone to buy her a turntable?
	6:11pm dale: 'just get someone to buy it for you' - meh.
	6:11pm GeorgeSimian: She also dyed on called Underwater Theme Park. Which is cool too. Thanks @Richard S!
	6:12pm Jeff Moore: Get something good-sounding and stylish like a Rega Planar!
	6:12pm glenn: huh. most people but a turntable based on, you know, audio relates qualities.
	6:12pm Smurfette: Alternative. Bjork. Ketamine. Daria. Algebra.
	6:12pm holly from New Zealand: I can do high school in 4 words... Hormone fuelled pain train
	6:12pm p bagz: can we do a haiku instead if 5 words
	6:13pm ratso: @GeorgeSimian, get her working on a Wake and Bake Colorway.
	6:13pm giraffe-o: Shush!
	6:13pm robyn: @Smurfette Ketamine! I'm gonna need more than five words here...
	6:13pm dale: get one of those crosley or victola pieces of crap franny. they have them at tj maxx so you can shop for clothes as well.
	6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: "See you in forty years!"
	6:13pm robyn: I'm willing to administer it.
	6:13pm Doobois: "Don't You Forget About Me."
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Angela wouldn’t take that “shhhh” shit!!!
	6:14pm Doobois: #johnhughes
	6:14pm queems: dumb meme
	6:15pm dale: "afraid to be picked to stand in front of class with boner" - more than 5 words but...
	6:15pm TheTokki: my answer "It sucked. College was better."
	6:15pm holly from New Zealand: Ha ha ha Ugandan knuckles!!
	6:15pm glenn: masturbation has to be one of the five words.
	6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park: The first caller was kind of quiet; couldn't hear his answer. Just Ted has good volume.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Rooster knifed anyone at The Sizzler yet???
	6:16pm common: I should have taken drugs
	6:16pm GeorgeSimian: @ratso I've been trying to get her to do one for Clay Pigeon. She's going to do a Sophisticated Boom Boom one next, I think.
	6:17pm All out Scott: @common dont worry i did enough for everyone
	6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Drop out; join the army."
	6:17pm Richard S: My five words? "Waiting for the last bell"
	6:17pm Old Dave: White drunk rebels die quick.
	6:17pm ratso: "I took too many drugs"
	6:17pm giraffe-o: so much ennui on-air tonight
	6:18pm Smurfette: Hangin. Out. In. Parking. Lots.
	6:18pm robyn: Wild times in Grandma's Taurus
	6:18pm spacecowboy: i cant remember a thing
	6:18pm ratso: @George, cool. I can almost picture that one.
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Would FRANNY look good in a catholic school girl uniform? Better than her cheerleader uniform?
	6:19pm queems: "lots of time on livejournal"
	6:19pm Just Ted: @Ken From Hyde Park, yeah sometimes my connection seems really muffled, and sometimes its OK. I think it has to do with the iPhone I use compressing audio when bandwidth is low.
	6:19pm p bagz: "That's me in the corner"
	6:19pm glenn: a taurus. you know how to live, robyn.
	6:20pm ratso: "God, I hate you all."
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: What’s the next Topic?
	6:20pm Just Ted: Frangry seems like a reefer madness kind of girl.
	6:20pm Smurfette: Bad sex. Queefing. Hot pockets.
	6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Class song was Billy Joel"
	6:20pm Swallygo: Meister Brau. Popov. Jägermeister. Puking
	6:21pm dale: ha ! this guy is dumb. (that's 5 words)
	6:21pm Ham Sandwich: Cigarette Smell from Birch Hill
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: I’m actually looking forward for KNOWITALL to call...that’s not good, right?
	6:21pm Stephen in Lowertown: Is any of this necessary?
	6:21pm dale: wendy's has good chili. with a small salad from the dollar menu you're golden.
	6:21pm PNW THC: reefer. lsd. mushrooms. procrastination. what?
	6:21pm RAWisROLLIE: Math Cub: Free Cookies. Virgin.
	6:21pm robyn: i think that was scott
	6:22pm ratso: Clearly not a spicy kind of guy.
	6:22pm RAWisROLLIE: *club
	6:22pm dale: i wish clay would call in and say 'smoking in the boy's room'
	6:22pm robyn: "Learning about Reagan from mom" - Frangry's
	6:22pm Just Ted: I guess I should have said something like, "Public school is so much better than those shithole Catholic Schools."
	6:22pm All out Scott: Called in with bad answer to bad topic
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is listening to this show a parole violation?
	6:23pm ratso: @dale, brilliant.
	6:23pm Jordan: @FRANNY - Some how I don't ever see you eating chili..........not hipster enough
	6:23pm aaronfromMI: Shouldn't have tried so hard.
	6:23pm Old Dave: You can't hide from bullies.
	6:23pm northguineahills: Ok, that was weird, I was busy for work, and the intro song on my phone just kept on looping for the last 20 minutes. I had to kill the WFMU app to get it back to real time.
	6:23pm KidProJoe: Pretended. to. be. into. Pavement.
	6:24pm All out Scott: @johnny. Definately. They expect me to be smart
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did Franny’s High School have a strict dress code? Did they make her wear panties?
	6:24pm Just Ted: @Jordan, chili can be a very hipster thing, just not GOOD chili.
	6:24pm robyn: Dressed as Morrissey, teacher stigma.
	6:25pm Smurfette: Would you rather work at peter Ngard near Times Square or jacks 99 cent store in port Authority
	6:25pm GeorgeSimian: Skidmarks on my heart
	6:25pm robyn: No bags under eyes. Wistfulness.
	6:25pm Jordan: @Just Ted.....Good point!!!
	6:25pm glenn: tonight, on hosiery forum...
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Were FRANNY and Michele GOTHS in High School???
	6:26pm Just Ted: How about this for a Plan B: What pornstars have you paid off to keep silent?
	6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Have people call in with tax advice.
	6:26pm dale: robyn, if you say something like 'gave birth in bathroom stall' they will give you another tee shirt
	6:26pm All out Scott: I could call and explain 2 year party at roosters
	6:26pm Ham Sandwich: The topic is: "Come up with a topic for next week's show"
	6:26pm robyn: lol funnier if you do it dale
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: Member the FAT GOTHS CHAT ROOM??? CLASSIC!!!
	6:27pm dale: hee hee.
	6:27pm wittsend: ...a nest of budding birdbrains...where real education really stops...
	6:27pm Old Dave: Mortar explosion made Shop non-worthy.
	6:27pm robyn: bomb threat. i did it
	6:27pm Smurfette: My So Called Life Daily
	6:27pm northguineahills: It's misty here down in FL.
	6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Back to 8th grade with this caller.
	6:27pm GeorgeSimian: My roommate in boarding school used to go to London and pick up prostitutes. He was from Kuwait. And he was 15.
	6:27pm Richard S: "Too uncool for partying." There, only FOUR words!
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY & MICHELE Tell us some funny sexual harassment stories!!!
	6:28pm All out Scott: Its definately misty in roosters living room
	6:28pm gck: Why don't you have the new topic a contest for what's the best topic for next week's show?
	6:28pm robyn: Frannina is going to Hoboken high
	6:29pm Just Ted: I seriously feel YouTube could provide a better education than my high school did.
	6:29pm dale: elementary school a kid peed his pants and the nurse usually had extra clothes to give them. she didn't have any pants so he spent the rest of the day IN A DRESS! for real and had to be so humiliating.
	6:29pm glenn: okay, this topic sucks balls.
	6:29pm adam_AtTheDiner: Not a bad show! Don't be so hard on yourselves girls!!! ~A
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: For "Something something five letters" examples, see what they used on the @Midnight program.
	6:30pm Smurfette: Liquid Meal Under Bleachers Slutty
	6:30pm ratso: @dale, or liberating!
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was MICHELE THE PROM QUEEN??? Or was it a “Carrie” situation???
	6:30pm robyn: this show was just elevated
	6:30pm dale: just have carnation instant breakfast.
	6:30pm Jordan: MEAL MEAL MEAL funny word when you keep saying it
	6:30pm Joe: Can I fondle those again?
	6:30pm Old Dave: c'mon! 5 words: Daughter Awarded Artist. Me, never. Her HS experience obviously better.
	6:31pm robyn: the day you go to the dentist is the one day you throw out all your bad habits for like, 12-16 hours
	6:31pm dale: got yer muscle milk right here
	6:31pm Just Ted: @Michele there is a clear protein drink, called Isopure that is all Protein, ZERO carbs.
	6:31pm northguineahills: Yeah, HS for me was mostly ... meh. I only went to graduation b/c of my parents. I mean, you just need a pulse and be present to graduate HS. (although taking a tab w/ a low pH before graduation started to make things interesting).
	6:31pm giraffe-o: Yep, canned soup is canned heart disease... :(
	6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: Franny, check Michele's biceps and see if the muscle-builder shake built them up any.
	6:32pm Ham Sandwich: Pizza on bagel, pizza anytime
	6:32pm dale: models drink bone broth? made from the bones of dead models? who died from starvation? cuz they only drank broth?
	6:32pm Smurfette: Why not drink coffee before the show?
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: Bone Broth & Muscle Milk LAME
	6:32pm spacecowboy: yeah check Michele muscles - she is stronger then ever
	6:33pm Old Dave: Brooklyn people. So self-absorbed. Good luck with each other over there!
	6:33pm aaronfromMI: In Columbus, OH there is this restaurant called Brassica. I like to call it gassica.
	6:33pm dale: never had an std - just crabs. it was the 80s.
	6:33pm glenn: haha. best call ever.
	6:33pm robyn: i guess since the topic just switched over to STDs now is not the time to call in with my "Top of the Class, BITCHES" answer...
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Lick Michele’s feet...
	6:34pm aaronfromMI: People are still into juice?
	6:34pm ratso: Free Your Willy
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Shape of Stupid...
	6:34pm robyn: the Shape of Water is more or less a true story. www.theguardian.com...
	6:34pm Smurfette: My friend had scabies. Da wurst.
	6:34pm queems: hsv1 isn't an std
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is TMJ a STD???
	6:35pm Just Ted: @Robyn, this is your world, we're just ants under the burning heat of your magnification.
	6:35pm dale: franny had crabs on her head.
	6:35pm All out Scott: What did you name your lice Michele
	6:35pm spacecowboy: yeah do it again frangry whaaazzz uppppp
	6:36pm aaronfromMI: TMJ is not an STD but you can get it in a similar manner.
	6:36pm dale: cuz she's listening...
	6:36pm northguineahills: herpes simplex I and herpes simplex II are two separate afflictions, one is mostly a STD, the other is usually transferred orally.
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/tmj/symptoms-causes/syc-20350941
	6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: I had hookworms once when I was a kid. That's a butt problem. Let me think...maybe it was pinworms. I don't remember exactly.
	6:37pm Just Ted: You should put this guy in the lie detector.
	6:37pm northguineahills: I'm married, and I've had sex w/ many women, and she knows, as I told her soon after we met. (never cheated).
	6:37pm Richard S: @aaronfromMI - Why did I read that as "TMZ is not an STD"?
	6:37pm Old Dave: @dale- Bill Maher did a great requiem for crabs some years ago. This is extremely rare in 2018 for reasons he describes...
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: TMJ is caused by resting-bitch-face.
	6:38pm aaronfromMI: TMZ is the only TV I watch.
	6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: Barf stores! Now we're back on track!
	6:38pm robyn: this call is about as all over the map as it can get
	6:38pm All out Scott: I got LSD from one girlfriend. And PCP from another.
	6:38pm glenn: why the fuck would you marry somebody you'd never slept with?
	6:39pm Richard S: Not an STD, but I have had coital cephalalgia.
	6:39pm dale: old dave, worst part was how much laundry i had to do.
	6:39pm robyn: Saffron and juices? When did Foodbed get so bougie
	6:39pm aaronfromMI: This brings the topics together: When I was in HS they announced that someone had crabs over the intercom.
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, you should drink a muscle milk and then get crabs...
	6:40pm Old Dave: Gads, I am sorry dale.
	6:41pm giraffe-o: If you listen to too many assholes, you might get hearing AIDS.
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: https://www.healthline.com/health/tmj-exercises
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will KNOWITALL top himself?
	6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: If Joy can call in, she has a good chance at winning a T-shirt tonight.
	6:42pm giraffe-o: There is no god
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Buttermilk cures everything...
	6:42pm spacecowboy: i like that she said rock and roll it was great
	6:42pm dale: oh, i don't like the lady who killed the kitten. she can move to a shithole country.
	6:42pm queems: i had a clinic doctor tell me i had genital warts and it turned out he was wrong and i don't have them but it was very traumatic
	6:42pm Just Ted: wait what did Sarah actually have if not herpes?
	6:43pm robyn: lmao
	6:43pm robyn: R&B.. how about get it get it mainstream princessessss
	6:43pm dale: queems - clinics are where failing doctors do community service
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hey, for your stunt, try to contract as many STD’S in a week as you can...
	6:43pm common: r & b girls! heeeee heeee!
	6:43pm Old Dave: Vaginal warts, Ted
	6:44pm queems: @dale you're not fucking wrong
	6:44pm aaronfromMI: on food: I'm about to make split pea soup in my instant pot.
	6:44pm Jordan: @Just Ted - I think she said an allergy to anti-biotics
	6:44pm dale: crystal is a name for a 45 year old hillbiilly.
	6:45pm Just Ted: @Dave, I didn't hear that, that call was a bit muffled too.
	6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY: What ever happened to Michele’s best friend Caroline?
	6:45pm dale: the teacher was doing the porn or just watching the porn?
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Least Sexy Teacher? Driver’s Ed Teacher?
	6:46pm All out Scott: I banged my gym teacher. Shes a hero. Hes a felon. Im just saying
	6:46pm robyn: yeah they ran out of the room. straight to the bathroom.
	6:47pm Just Ted: Oh, we had a teacher who slept with a student. But what do you expect when EVERYONE referred to him as Malibu Bob.
	6:47pm dale: circle jerk during hall break.
	6:47pm robyn: @Mister Johnny I suspect she's behind the Saffron Sandwiches
	6:47pm queems: we had a band teacher who slept with TWINS
	6:47pm dale: malibu bob isn't a barbie accessory?
	6:48pm Old Dave: Okay, one last try: Discovered Tolstoy and Doskoyevski.
	6:48pm Richard S: I don't watch porn. I watch erotica.
	6:48pm dale: there's too much slapping and jamming fingers down throats and gaping and spitting on pornhub michele.
	6:48pm aaronfromMI: Isn't all porn dirty?
	6:49pm Just Ted: @dale, I don't know. there was Malibu Ken.
	6:49pm robyn: she watches denture porn. we went over this
	6:49pm queems: this guy
	6:49pm Smurfette: Michele fo shizzles watches man on man porn.
	6:49pm All out Scott: Oh no
	6:49pm common: I like alice in wonderland from the 70s. good porn.
	6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY: Sex Disguised As Love is Franny’s fetish...
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ask Ramble Don how many years it took him to graduate from high school.
	6:49pm aaronfromMI: I saw an actress get TMJ on a porn site once.
	6:50pm sf: Creep alert
	6:50pm dale: ramble don - ha ha, great name.
	6:50pm madman: I AM NOW A GYM TEACHER
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Everyone, send FRANNY porn clips, and she will review them on next week’s show...
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: What was SCOTT’S CRIME???
	6:52pm robyn: Frangry: "I like sex disguised as love and being lied to"
	6:52pm blck: What is the song Dave plays over don
	6:52pm Ripley: @Franny - More STD's - you or Michele??????
	6:53pm All out Scott: Vehicle manslaughter
	6:53pm Just Ted: Scotts answers were better from jail, much like mine were better when I was sick. Must be something to being under duress.
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: Vehicular Genocide???
	6:54pm robyn: missed opportunity to inquire about boner t-shirt size
	6:54pm spacecowboy: yeaahhhhh rock and roll sisters
	6:54pm All out Scott: I get so nervous
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: SWEATPANTS BONER would be a good band name...
	6:55pm Wimjim: Better than Slow Dance Boner?
	6:55pm Ripley: @MISTER JOHNNY - the BEST band name!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:56pm robyn: @Scott it's ok we love you
	6:56pm common: girls...spokane.
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has FRANNY ever given her sexual history?
	6:56pm spacecowboy: frangryyyyy!
	6:56pm Smurfette: You know what I like the most? Cake farts.
	6:56pm queems: chlamydia does cause infertility fyi
	6:57pm robyn: @Mister Johnny Mike McKenzie, then Andy i think
	6:57pm Richard S: Not enough time in the show for that, Mister Johnny.
	6:57pm debt collector: Still the worst thing on wfmu
	6:57pm All out Scott: Just one person. I was a "person of interest" to the DEA. They wanted to give me as much time as they could.
	6:57pm spacecowboy: mumbles phone calls from weird ass peolpe
	6:57pm giraffe-o: The clap is gonorrhea (thx urban dictionary)
	6:57pm Joi: The vibe is weird tonight.
	6:57pm spacecowboy: and then picks nose
	6:57pm northguineahills: @queems: If left untreated long enough.
	6:57pm dale: "boner" and "salty delicious" on the billy jam remix
	6:57pm All out Scott: Thanks Robyn. You rule
	6:58pm aaronfromMI: Your face hurts? It's killing me!
	6:58pm queems: @northguineahills correct
	6:59pm common: I need a neurologist.
	6:59pm dale: he's a neurloboy.
	6:59pm debt collector: A total waste or airtime
	6:59pm robyn: this is just a guy calling in his boxers with wikipedia open on the other screen
	6:59pm Sean d: I need to change neurologists
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: Does your face hurt, FRANNY? Cuz it’s killing us! Ha Ha!!!
	7:00pm dale: she want's neurologism
	7:00pm Richard S: OK, as things wind down, I have to say this was a very weird show. Catch you weirdos next week!
	7:00pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	7:00pm downtown slurp: Someone bomb the union beach rambler
	7:00pm northguineahills: (I used to read the New England Journal of Medicine as a kid)
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: You should date ANGELA, NOT MICHELE...
	7:00pm madman: WOW MICHELE
	7:00pm Old Dave: That caller was describing gonorrhrea you guys.
	7:00pm BADBRAIN: bye
	7:00pm All out Scott: Wow
	7:01pm Ripley: Good "comments job" tonight kids!!!!!!!!!!!
	7:02pm madman: SORRY CRYSTAL WON THE TEE SHIRT

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January 12, 2018: Describe High School in Five Words

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Listener comments!
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:03pm Richard S: Hello! Thanks to Sheila B. for an extra great show!
	6:03pm glenn: a steaming pile of shit.
	6:03pm Smurfette: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
	6:03pm Just Ted: What a "Stormy" day. HaHAHA!
	6:03pm robyn: top of my class, BITCHES...
	6:04pm chris: "i really shouldn't drink wine-coolers"
	6:04pm dale: ugh, hated high school. don't wanna go there.
	6:04pm Just Ted: @Robyn, Right in the middle of the pack, the underachieve is strong in me!
	6:04pm All out Scott: Hey all. Party time
	6:05pm glenn: ki-ttens. bu-ttons.
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is Michele psychotic?
	6:06pm All out Scott: Weed.weed.weed.weed.weed. shoot no more words left to study
	6:06pm common: you both sound nuts. hello!
	6:07pm robyn: @ted it turns out not to matter given it's about the only laurel i have to rest upon
	6:07pm TheMarmot: "Am I doing it right?"
	6:07pm Just Ted: Frangry is gambling with her life calling Michele "loser". Thats one thing not to be played with.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY seems more like a stone-girl...
	6:07pm queems: my insurance won't cover a mouth guard for my fuckin tmj
	6:07pm giraffe-o: Oh hell yes, cabbage is gassy! Also, coconut water/milk just runs right thru me... srsly, just cleans out my whole tract...
	6:08pm Smurfette: Michele are you getting a permanent retainer after the Invisalign
	6:08pm Richard S: Happy B-day, Jonathan!
	6:08pm All out Scott: This week?
	6:08pm dale: 'it's on your permanent record'
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: More protein, Michele...just sayin’
	6:08pm drunken monkey: "protein to stabilize your mood"- Michele, you're gonna hafta eat a whole cow :>
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did he break more of your chairs, FRANNY?
	6:09pm GeorgeSimian: Hey, My girlfriend dyes yarn and she named a colorway Shut Up Weirdo. Check it out https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd2R9Rwhr11/?taken-by=witchcandyyarn or @witchcandyyarn on instagram
	6:10pm madman: HEY LADIES AND LISTERNERS ,I HATED HIGH SCHOOL !!!!
	6:10pm Just Ted: Wait, Michele now has access to the comments board???
	6:10pm robyn: lol thank you michele, i thought that was a BEAUTIFUL intro.
	6:10pm dale: for me - 'picked last during gym class'
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, please make fun of Michele’s nickname again...she’ll have a fucking psychotic break...
	6:11pm Richard S: Lovely yarn, @GeorgeSimian!!
	6:11pm Old Dave: This show defines "NEW BROOKLYN" for me now. Had to make run there yesterday and saw the droves of sheltered hipsters staggering around looking for stuff to buy. Oh my, a shocking end will come to those two I almost hit as they stumble across busy streets with headphones on and phone to face.
	6:11pm giraffe-o: Frangry - thought u moved in w/ Andy! Why can't you just use his Technics?
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is FRANNY hot enough for someone to buy her a turntable?
	6:11pm dale: 'just get someone to buy it for you' - meh.
	6:11pm GeorgeSimian: She also dyed on called Underwater Theme Park. Which is cool too. Thanks @Richard S!
	6:12pm Jeff Moore: Get something good-sounding and stylish like a Rega Planar!
	6:12pm glenn: huh. most people but a turntable based on, you know, audio relates qualities.
	6:12pm Smurfette: Alternative. Bjork. Ketamine. Daria. Algebra.
	6:12pm holly from New Zealand: I can do high school in 4 words... Hormone fuelled pain train
	6:12pm p bagz: can we do a haiku instead if 5 words
	6:13pm ratso: @GeorgeSimian, get her working on a Wake and Bake Colorway.
	6:13pm giraffe-o: Shush!
	6:13pm robyn: @Smurfette Ketamine! I'm gonna need more than five words here...
	6:13pm dale: get one of those crosley or victola pieces of crap franny. they have them at tj maxx so you can shop for clothes as well.
	6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: "See you in forty years!"
	6:13pm robyn: I'm willing to administer it.
	6:13pm Doobois: "Don't You Forget About Me."
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Angela wouldn’t take that “shhhh” shit!!!
	6:14pm Doobois: #johnhughes
	6:14pm queems: dumb meme
	6:15pm dale: "afraid to be picked to stand in front of class with boner" - more than 5 words but...
	6:15pm TheTokki: my answer "It sucked. College was better."
	6:15pm holly from New Zealand: Ha ha ha Ugandan knuckles!!
	6:15pm glenn: masturbation has to be one of the five words.
	6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park: The first caller was kind of quiet; couldn't hear his answer. Just Ted has good volume.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Rooster knifed anyone at The Sizzler yet???
	6:16pm common: I should have taken drugs
	6:16pm GeorgeSimian: @ratso I've been trying to get her to do one for Clay Pigeon. She's going to do a Sophisticated Boom Boom one next, I think.
	6:17pm All out Scott: @common dont worry i did enough for everyone
	6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Drop out; join the army."
	6:17pm Richard S: My five words? "Waiting for the last bell"
	6:17pm Old Dave: White drunk rebels die quick.
	6:17pm ratso: "I took too many drugs"
	6:17pm giraffe-o: so much ennui on-air tonight
	6:18pm Smurfette: Hangin. Out. In. Parking. Lots.
	6:18pm robyn: Wild times in Grandma's Taurus
	6:18pm spacecowboy: i cant remember a thing
	6:18pm ratso: @George, cool. I can almost picture that one.
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Would FRANNY look good in a catholic school girl uniform? Better than her cheerleader uniform?
	6:19pm queems: "lots of time on livejournal"
	6:19pm Just Ted: @Ken From Hyde Park, yeah sometimes my connection seems really muffled, and sometimes its OK. I think it has to do with the iPhone I use compressing audio when bandwidth is low.
	6:19pm p bagz: "That's me in the corner"
	6:19pm glenn: a taurus. you know how to live, robyn.
	6:20pm ratso: "God, I hate you all."
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: What’s the next Topic?
	6:20pm Just Ted: Frangry seems like a reefer madness kind of girl.
	6:20pm Smurfette: Bad sex. Queefing. Hot pockets.
	6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Class song was Billy Joel"
	6:20pm Swallygo: Meister Brau. Popov. Jägermeister. Puking
	6:21pm dale: ha ! this guy is dumb. (that's 5 words)
	6:21pm Ham Sandwich: Cigarette Smell from Birch Hill
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: I’m actually looking forward for KNOWITALL to call...that’s not good, right?
	6:21pm Stephen in Lowertown: Is any of this necessary?
	6:21pm dale: wendy's has good chili. with a small salad from the dollar menu you're golden.
	6:21pm PNW THC: reefer. lsd. mushrooms. procrastination. what?
	6:21pm RAWisROLLIE: Math Cub: Free Cookies. Virgin.
	6:21pm robyn: i think that was scott
	6:22pm ratso: Clearly not a spicy kind of guy.
	6:22pm RAWisROLLIE: *club
	6:22pm dale: i wish clay would call in and say 'smoking in the boy's room'
	6:22pm robyn: "Learning about Reagan from mom" - Frangry's
	6:22pm Just Ted: I guess I should have said something like, "Public school is so much better than those shithole Catholic Schools."
	6:22pm All out Scott: Called in with bad answer to bad topic
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is listening to this show a parole violation?
	6:23pm ratso: @dale, brilliant.
	6:23pm Jordan: @FRANNY - Some how I don't ever see you eating chili..........not hipster enough
	6:23pm aaronfromMI: Shouldn't have tried so hard.
	6:23pm Old Dave: You can't hide from bullies.
	6:23pm northguineahills: Ok, that was weird, I was busy for work, and the intro song on my phone just kept on looping for the last 20 minutes. I had to kill the WFMU app to get it back to real time.
	6:23pm KidProJoe: Pretended. to. be. into. Pavement.
	6:24pm All out Scott: @johnny. Definately. They expect me to be smart
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did Franny’s High School have a strict dress code? Did they make her wear panties?
	6:24pm Just Ted: @Jordan, chili can be a very hipster thing, just not GOOD chili.
	6:24pm robyn: Dressed as Morrissey, teacher stigma.
	6:25pm Smurfette: Would you rather work at peter Ngard near Times Square or jacks 99 cent store in port Authority
	6:25pm GeorgeSimian: Skidmarks on my heart
	6:25pm robyn: No bags under eyes. Wistfulness.
	6:25pm Jordan: @Just Ted.....Good point!!!
	6:25pm glenn: tonight, on hosiery forum...
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Were FRANNY and Michele GOTHS in High School???
	6:26pm Just Ted: How about this for a Plan B: What pornstars have you paid off to keep silent?
	6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Have people call in with tax advice.
	6:26pm dale: robyn, if you say something like 'gave birth in bathroom stall' they will give you another tee shirt
	6:26pm All out Scott: I could call and explain 2 year party at roosters
	6:26pm Ham Sandwich: The topic is: "Come up with a topic for next week's show"
	6:26pm robyn: lol funnier if you do it dale
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: Member the FAT GOTHS CHAT ROOM??? CLASSIC!!!
	6:27pm dale: hee hee.
	6:27pm wittsend: ...a nest of budding birdbrains...where real education really stops...
	6:27pm Old Dave: Mortar explosion made Shop non-worthy.
	6:27pm robyn: bomb threat. i did it
	6:27pm Smurfette: My So Called Life Daily
	6:27pm northguineahills: It's misty here down in FL.
	6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Back to 8th grade with this caller.
	6:27pm GeorgeSimian: My roommate in boarding school used to go to London and pick up prostitutes. He was from Kuwait. And he was 15.
	6:27pm Richard S: "Too uncool for partying." There, only FOUR words!
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY & MICHELE Tell us some funny sexual harassment stories!!!
	6:28pm All out Scott: Its definately misty in roosters living room
	6:28pm gck: Why don't you have the new topic a contest for what's the best topic for next week's show?
	6:28pm robyn: Frannina is going to Hoboken high
	6:29pm Just Ted: I seriously feel YouTube could provide a better education than my high school did.
	6:29pm dale: elementary school a kid peed his pants and the nurse usually had extra clothes to give them. she didn't have any pants so he spent the rest of the day IN A DRESS! for real and had to be so humiliating.
	6:29pm glenn: okay, this topic sucks balls.
	6:29pm adam_AtTheDiner: Not a bad show! Don't be so hard on yourselves girls!!! ~A
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: For "Something something five letters" examples, see what they used on the @Midnight program.
	6:30pm Smurfette: Liquid Meal Under Bleachers Slutty
	6:30pm ratso: @dale, or liberating!
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was MICHELE THE PROM QUEEN??? Or was it a “Carrie” situation???
	6:30pm robyn: this show was just elevated
	6:30pm dale: just have carnation instant breakfast.
	6:30pm Jordan: MEAL MEAL MEAL funny word when you keep saying it
	6:30pm Joe: Can I fondle those again?
	6:30pm Old Dave: c'mon! 5 words: Daughter Awarded Artist. Me, never. Her HS experience obviously better.
	6:31pm robyn: the day you go to the dentist is the one day you throw out all your bad habits for like, 12-16 hours
	6:31pm dale: got yer muscle milk right here
	6:31pm Just Ted: @Michele there is a clear protein drink, called Isopure that is all Protein, ZERO carbs.
	6:31pm northguineahills: Yeah, HS for me was mostly ... meh. I only went to graduation b/c of my parents. I mean, you just need a pulse and be present to graduate HS. (although taking a tab w/ a low pH before graduation started to make things interesting).
	6:31pm giraffe-o: Yep, canned soup is canned heart disease... :(
	6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: Franny, check Michele's biceps and see if the muscle-builder shake built them up any.
	6:32pm Ham Sandwich: Pizza on bagel, pizza anytime
	6:32pm dale: models drink bone broth? made from the bones of dead models? who died from starvation? cuz they only drank broth?
	6:32pm Smurfette: Why not drink coffee before the show?
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: Bone Broth & Muscle Milk LAME
	6:32pm spacecowboy: yeah check Michele muscles - she is stronger then ever
	6:33pm Old Dave: Brooklyn people. So self-absorbed. Good luck with each other over there!
	6:33pm aaronfromMI: In Columbus, OH there is this restaurant called Brassica. I like to call it gassica.
	6:33pm dale: never had an std - just crabs. it was the 80s.
	6:33pm glenn: haha. best call ever.
	6:33pm robyn: i guess since the topic just switched over to STDs now is not the time to call in with my "Top of the Class, BITCHES" answer...
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Lick Michele’s feet...
	6:34pm aaronfromMI: People are still into juice?
	6:34pm ratso: Free Your Willy
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Shape of Stupid...
	6:34pm robyn: the Shape of Water is more or less a true story. www.theguardian.com...
	6:34pm Smurfette: My friend had scabies. Da wurst.
	6:34pm queems: hsv1 isn't an std
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is TMJ a STD???
	6:35pm Just Ted: @Robyn, this is your world, we're just ants under the burning heat of your magnification.
	6:35pm dale: franny had crabs on her head.
	6:35pm All out Scott: What did you name your lice Michele
	6:35pm spacecowboy: yeah do it again frangry whaaazzz uppppp
	6:36pm aaronfromMI: TMJ is not an STD but you can get it in a similar manner.
	6:36pm dale: cuz she's listening...
	6:36pm northguineahills: herpes simplex I and herpes simplex II are two separate afflictions, one is mostly a STD, the other is usually transferred orally.
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/tmj/symptoms-causes/syc-20350941
	6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: I had hookworms once when I was a kid. That's a butt problem. Let me think...maybe it was pinworms. I don't remember exactly.
	6:37pm Just Ted: You should put this guy in the lie detector.
	6:37pm northguineahills: I'm married, and I've had sex w/ many women, and she knows, as I told her soon after we met. (never cheated).
	6:37pm Richard S: @aaronfromMI - Why did I read that as "TMZ is not an STD"?
	6:37pm Old Dave: @dale- Bill Maher did a great requiem for crabs some years ago. This is extremely rare in 2018 for reasons he describes...
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: TMJ is caused by resting-bitch-face.
	6:38pm aaronfromMI: TMZ is the only TV I watch.
	6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: Barf stores! Now we're back on track!
	6:38pm robyn: this call is about as all over the map as it can get
	6:38pm All out Scott: I got LSD from one girlfriend. And PCP from another.
	6:38pm glenn: why the fuck would you marry somebody you'd never slept with?
	6:39pm Richard S: Not an STD, but I have had coital cephalalgia.
	6:39pm dale: old dave, worst part was how much laundry i had to do.
	6:39pm robyn: Saffron and juices? When did Foodbed get so bougie
	6:39pm aaronfromMI: This brings the topics together: When I was in HS they announced that someone had crabs over the intercom.
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, you should drink a muscle milk and then get crabs...
	6:40pm Old Dave: Gads, I am sorry dale.
	6:41pm giraffe-o: If you listen to too many assholes, you might get hearing AIDS.
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: https://www.healthline.com/health/tmj-exercises
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will KNOWITALL top himself?
	6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: If Joy can call in, she has a good chance at winning a T-shirt tonight.
	6:42pm giraffe-o: There is no god
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Buttermilk cures everything...
	6:42pm spacecowboy: i like that she said rock and roll it was great
	6:42pm dale: oh, i don't like the lady who killed the kitten. she can move to a shithole country.
	6:42pm queems: i had a clinic doctor tell me i had genital warts and it turned out he was wrong and i don't have them but it was very traumatic
	6:42pm Just Ted: wait what did Sarah actually have if not herpes?
	6:43pm robyn: lmao
	6:43pm robyn: R&B.. how about get it get it mainstream princessessss
	6:43pm dale: queems - clinics are where failing doctors do community service
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hey, for your stunt, try to contract as many STD’S in a week as you can...
	6:43pm common: r & b girls! heeeee heeee!
	6:43pm Old Dave: Vaginal warts, Ted
	6:44pm queems: @dale you're not fucking wrong
	6:44pm aaronfromMI: on food: I'm about to make split pea soup in my instant pot.
	6:44pm Jordan: @Just Ted - I think she said an allergy to anti-biotics
	6:44pm dale: crystal is a name for a 45 year old hillbiilly.
	6:45pm Just Ted: @Dave, I didn't hear that, that call was a bit muffled too.
	6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY: What ever happened to Michele’s best friend Caroline?
	6:45pm dale: the teacher was doing the porn or just watching the porn?
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Least Sexy Teacher? Driver’s Ed Teacher?
	6:46pm All out Scott: I banged my gym teacher. Shes a hero. Hes a felon. Im just saying
	6:46pm robyn: yeah they ran out of the room. straight to the bathroom.
	6:47pm Just Ted: Oh, we had a teacher who slept with a student. But what do you expect when EVERYONE referred to him as Malibu Bob.
	6:47pm dale: circle jerk during hall break.
	6:47pm robyn: @Mister Johnny I suspect she's behind the Saffron Sandwiches
	6:47pm queems: we had a band teacher who slept with TWINS
	6:47pm dale: malibu bob isn't a barbie accessory?
	6:48pm Old Dave: Okay, one last try: Discovered Tolstoy and Doskoyevski.
	6:48pm Richard S: I don't watch porn. I watch erotica.
	6:48pm dale: there's too much slapping and jamming fingers down throats and gaping and spitting on pornhub michele.
	6:48pm aaronfromMI: Isn't all porn dirty?
	6:49pm Just Ted: @dale, I don't know. there was Malibu Ken.
	6:49pm robyn: she watches denture porn. we went over this
	6:49pm queems: this guy
	6:49pm Smurfette: Michele fo shizzles watches man on man porn.
	6:49pm All out Scott: Oh no
	6:49pm common: I like alice in wonderland from the 70s. good porn.
	6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY: Sex Disguised As Love is Franny’s fetish...
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ask Ramble Don how many years it took him to graduate from high school.
	6:49pm aaronfromMI: I saw an actress get TMJ on a porn site once.
	6:50pm sf: Creep alert
	6:50pm dale: ramble don - ha ha, great name.
	6:50pm madman: I AM NOW A GYM TEACHER
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Everyone, send FRANNY porn clips, and she will review them on next week’s show...
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: What was SCOTT’S CRIME???
	6:52pm robyn: Frangry: "I like sex disguised as love and being lied to"
	6:52pm blck: What is the song Dave plays over don
	6:52pm Ripley: @Franny - More STD's - you or Michele??????
	6:53pm All out Scott: Vehicle manslaughter
	6:53pm Just Ted: Scotts answers were better from jail, much like mine were better when I was sick. Must be something to being under duress.
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: Vehicular Genocide???
	6:54pm robyn: missed opportunity to inquire about boner t-shirt size
	6:54pm spacecowboy: yeaahhhhh rock and roll sisters
	6:54pm All out Scott: I get so nervous
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: SWEATPANTS BONER would be a good band name...
	6:55pm Wimjim: Better than Slow Dance Boner?
	6:55pm Ripley: @MISTER JOHNNY - the BEST band name!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:56pm robyn: @Scott it's ok we love you
	6:56pm common: girls...spokane.
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has FRANNY ever given her sexual history?
	6:56pm spacecowboy: frangryyyyy!
	6:56pm Smurfette: You know what I like the most? Cake farts.
	6:56pm queems: chlamydia does cause infertility fyi
	6:57pm robyn: @Mister Johnny Mike McKenzie, then Andy i think
	6:57pm Richard S: Not enough time in the show for that, Mister Johnny.
	6:57pm debt collector: Still the worst thing on wfmu
	6:57pm All out Scott: Just one person. I was a "person of interest" to the DEA. They wanted to give me as much time as they could.
	6:57pm spacecowboy: mumbles phone calls from weird ass peolpe
	6:57pm giraffe-o: The clap is gonorrhea (thx urban dictionary)
	6:57pm Joi: The vibe is weird tonight.
	6:57pm spacecowboy: and then picks nose
	6:57pm northguineahills: @queems: If left untreated long enough.
	6:57pm dale: "boner" and "salty delicious" on the billy jam remix
	6:57pm All out Scott: Thanks Robyn. You rule
	6:58pm aaronfromMI: Your face hurts? It's killing me!
	6:58pm queems: @northguineahills correct
	6:59pm common: I need a neurologist.
	6:59pm dale: he's a neurloboy.
	6:59pm debt collector: A total waste or airtime
	6:59pm robyn: this is just a guy calling in his boxers with wikipedia open on the other screen
	6:59pm Sean d: I need to change neurologists
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: Does your face hurt, FRANNY? Cuz it’s killing us! Ha Ha!!!
	7:00pm dale: she want's neurologism
	7:00pm Richard S: OK, as things wind down, I have to say this was a very weird show. Catch you weirdos next week!
	7:00pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	7:00pm downtown slurp: Someone bomb the union beach rambler
	7:00pm northguineahills: (I used to read the New England Journal of Medicine as a kid)
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: You should date ANGELA, NOT MICHELE...
	7:00pm madman: WOW MICHELE
	7:00pm Old Dave: That caller was describing gonorrhrea you guys.
	7:00pm BADBRAIN: bye
	7:00pm All out Scott: Wow
	7:01pm Ripley: Good "comments job" tonight kids!!!!!!!!!!!
	7:02pm madman: SORRY CRYSTAL WON THE TEE SHIRT

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from January 12, 2018

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