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Favoriting February 2, 2018: If Animals Could Talk

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Listener comments!

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RAWisROLLIE:

yo yo yo
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Just Ted:

Hello Everyone.
  6:05pm
Justin:

Whats up?
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Frangry:

HI WEIRDOS
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All out Scott:

Hey yall
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Carmichael:

SSSIIICCCKKK RRROOOBBBOOOTTTSSS .... (:
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dale:

hey weirdo ladies. and weirdo gents.
  6:07pm
Justin:

Hi Franny, Hi Michele
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Just Ted:

Guilt made me do it.
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robyn:

this reminds me of the classic Far Side cartoon where the professor finds a way to hear what dogs are saying and all they're saying is, Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Andrew S:

You should let the opening theme go for like 25 minutes someday
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Cat: "It's time for Shut Up, Weirdo!"
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dale:

geesh just ted - don't try so hard!!
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northguineahills:

It's taken me over a decade to say so, but you have one of the best theme songs on WFMU, and that says a lot (but yeah, the skip annoys me too)..
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Just Ted:

I knew I was taking a chance on the address.
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Tome:

cat says "Mew" ...
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RAWisROLLIE:

Wine of the Hour Club
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common:

let's drink them all
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Carmichael:

You're setting the bar kinda high, Ted ...
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robyn:

i took Frangry for an Alizé woman
  6:08pm
geoff mcq:

evening all
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Just Ted:

@robyn DEFINITELY!!!
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dale:

that would be so hot having a barren girlfriend - no pulling out an making a mess.
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queems:

:|
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Honeybear:

had no idea it was that serious, Michele
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Tome:

....hasenpfeffer ...
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Carmichael:

I would have bought them sixteen BOXES of wine.
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RAWisROLLIE:

Wait, are animals going to call in?
  6:10pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Can you get pregnant from getting peed on in the shower???
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Jeff Moore:

Seagulls are assholes.
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dale:

carm - nothing wrong with box wine. stays fresh forever.
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Just Ted:

Anyone watch "Animals" on HBO? That show freaks me out.
  6:11pm
Nicholas:

Seagulls are vigilant.
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Carmichael:

Hekyll and Jekyll can already talk.
  6:11pm
Fizzy:

Dogs are like mentally disabled 4 year old kids who will never grow up.
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All out Scott:

Im sure Rooster will call
  6:11pm
slowbear:

salt brain
  6:11pm
Nellie:

Seagulls are actually very sweet
  6:12pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Did all that breathing underwater affect Michele’s fertility???
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common:

my cat talks to me all the time. she is always asking for mushy food and then warning me that if I don't stop talking she will strike me. she is the viper. I also speak out loud for her all the time with a cat voice. and I have conversations. ok, I'm insane.
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Carmichael:

No no, they're assholes alright.
  6:12pm
slowbear:

butterflies have that sexy probiscus
  6:12pm
sim:

seagulls can be eaten. When Captain Bligh was thrown off the Bounty with a few other crewmen they made it over a thousand miles in the open sea and an open boat and they did eat captured seagulls.
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dale:

you go crazy because you can't poop over the side because your boat tips and you don't want to poop in the boat and shovel it out.
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robyn:

butterfiles sound like Minnie Riperton right before the chorus
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Just Ted:

Yes you go crazy from dehydration. Human kidneys can only make urine that is less salty than salt water. Therefore, to get rid of all the excess salt taken in by drinking seawater, you have to urinate more water than you drank. Eventually, you die of dehydration even as you become thirstier.
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Tome:

thpbft ..
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Aharon:

Squirrels 100% sound like they are on coke.
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RAWisROLLIE:

Baby chickens would be the cheepest
  6:13pm
giraffe-o:

Nazis are cats.
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robyn:

@common dramatizing the inner life of our pets is one of the best things about having them
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chris:

elephants would be, "hey, you remember that time in kindergarten when you stole my apple juice? i still fucking hate you for that."
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Just Ted:

Is Andy going and will there be hotel sex?
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dale:

drink 12 bottles of wine before you go
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Carmichael:

My dog wears a backward Raiders hat and a gold necklace.
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common:

@robyn: I would like to think so. but when I see people looking at me when I'm talking for their dogs or cats...I feel insane. oh well. it's fun!
  6:14pm
Dr. Doolittle:

The pushmi-pullyu was kind of a jerk.
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northguineahills:

I've have yet to denounce Satan in a church, and I grew up in an evangelical family.
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robyn:

@Carmichael ew.
  6:15pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey, FRANNY - don’t get any Holy Water on you - it will burn you!!!
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robyn:

@Carmichael is your dog one of my neighbors
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RAWisROLLIE:

Turtles would always take forever getting ready to go out
  6:15pm
six:

sea gulls would definitely be the rudest
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floating goblin:

Donkies are smart as heck!!! that's why they're so stubborn
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dale:

kim novak - super hotty
  6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Bloody Romans...
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queems:

i feel like peacocks would be super bitchy
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dale:

why didn't they name this guy rikki tikki tavi?
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Carmichael:

@robyn, is your neighbor named Sir Barks A Lot?
  6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Rudyard, you dunce...
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dale:

this guy just went up in stature in my mind.
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spacecowboy:

Brooklyn hipster
  6:17pm
geoff mcq:

Rudest animal is the camel. Even if you forget the whole hump thing their mouths are a world of disgust.
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robyn:

@dale or Burden
  6:17pm
Rebecca Castellitto:

My 9 year old says a bull, because they snort, charge and look mean. 2nd choice a cat cause they ignore you.
  6:17pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Play “Lady of Spain”
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Aharon:

I don't know how pigeons would sound but they'd definitely stand a little too close when they spoke, like bad waiters.
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chris:

oakland in the house!
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joe mulligan:

do not miss the SRL show.
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spacecowboy:

uber hipster
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dale:

I'M 58!!!! I'M 2 BETTER!!
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Carmichael:

Bet this guy is wearing a fedora.
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robyn:

this guy is definitely not my neighbor. Carmichael, your dog, maybe.
  6:18pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

I think Ring Tailed Lemurs would be like ‘FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!!”
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Ken From Hyde Park:

56 in April!
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northguineahills:

Man, I need an accordion. (I'm about to splurge on a bunch of instruments, thanks to a bonus I got from my job).
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robyn:

@carmichael my dog was originally named Sir also... Sir Sherman
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Carmichael:

Man, you guys are young ...
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robyn:

i think our hosts were just aroused
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Carmichael:

I have a squeezebox that I occasionally force into making noise.
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dale:

we have a couple of accordians. me and my hot rich wife kyle.
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RAWisROLLIE:

Jackasses can be real jackasses.
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common:

horseys are fuckin' smart! wish I wasn't allergic.
  6:20pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

That Son of Sam Dog was pretty rude...
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dale:

they were so nice to scott - when he was on the inside.
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robyn:

@dale do you keep them in the foyer like a grand piano
  6:21pm
lawrence:

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Carmichael:

@robyn, I had a dog named Sherman, because he looked like the talking dog on Sherman and Peabody.
  6:22pm
six:

Rats would sound like old women from brooklyn who chainsmoke and meet up weekly for mah jong
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dale:

no, i have an old firestone outboard motor in the foyer.
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floating goblin:

horses basically conquered the world on various occasions, they're terrifying beasts
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dale:

....and a 40s shelby bicycle.
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madman:

THE JACKASS WOULD SAY LETS PARTY
  6:23pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Has Scott ever steak knifed a baby at THE SIZZLER???
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Just Ted:

Thats not cheating thats "Thinking behind the fence."
  6:23pm
medson:

Screw those kids
  6:23pm
slowbear:

horse legs are the sexiest part tho
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robyn:

one of the only things my mom can draw are horse heads. horse heads and flowers. her phone doodles are disturbing.
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spacecowboy:

this dude i knwo named turner fell off a horse in college now hes visually impaired
  6:23pm
sim:

I think turtles and tortoises would sound more and more like Mel Brooks the older they get.
  6:24pm
andyplants:

Whales would sound like the dude from The Goonies
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robyn:

@dale firestone outboard motors look like they could talk.
  6:24pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

The rudest animals would be the carriage horses in Central Park...
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dale:

if i was an animal i'd be all 'dude - why do you want to eat me? what did i ever do to you? would you like it if i chopped your head off and skinned you? of course not, you stupid fuck!'
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Sleipnir is the mythological horse of Odin. It has eight legs. How's that for terrifying?
  6:25pm
sim:

What would Chewbacca sound like if he spoke English?
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All out Scott:

Yup i think im going back in. Im on my way to sizzler now
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common:

agreed, dale
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Chud:

Hell yeah you can eat a rooster. Coq au vin is delicious!
  6:25pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

You have to boil roosters...
  6:25pm
Kahtee:

I think caldo de gallois rooster
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Ken From Hyde Park:

If polar bears could talk, they'd say "Please send more seals!"
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dale:

clay pigeon was talking about his grampa's caponizing tools.
  6:25pm
Kahtee:

Gallo**
  6:26pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Was Michele force feeding herself last night???
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common:

there were roosters next to where I was in Mexico and they woke me up at 3 every morn. I'm not a fan.
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All out Scott:

Well that settles it im eating my siamese fighting fish for supper
  6:27pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Does he castrate the deer first???
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dale:

sim - chewbacca might sound like donald trump. it's the hair.
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madman:

THE BUNNY WOULD SAY -----WHATS UP DOC
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spacecowboy:

frangry
  6:28pm
79:

Michele did it again - hun"T"ing
  6:28pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

How many barrels of wine arrived?
  6:28pm
CORVIDs_R_US:

Ever known Primates who are officially the 'owner' of animals, but clearly the animals own and dominate every aspect of the Primates lives??
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All out Scott:

Dont insult chewbacca please
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Jeff Moore:

"play scrabble with myself"
  6:29pm
sim:

Dale - Or maybe a young John Travolta.
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dale:

QAT and QI are huge points. but they mean shit.
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robyn:

Frangry sitting there waiting on the "y" so she can put down filet minyong
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Frangry:

Michele loves a hard "T"
  6:29pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Self-Scrabble sounds like a cool Friday Night
  6:29pm
JakeGould:

There is a mildly smelly homeless person on the subway right now. Does that count?
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Frangry:

And I don't mean that in a "dirty" way
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northguineahills:

i want to score some qat, to chew. But my Yemeni bodega guys never hooked me up.
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dale:

ha ha - YES sim! i can see him saying 'hey' like he did in kotter.
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Frangry:

LOL @robyn!!!
  6:30pm
CORVIDs_R_US:

New Topic:: Let's hear it from the Animals who own the Primates please?
  6:30pm
79:

I know Franny............you're a good pure girl
  6:30pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Michele cheats at Scrabble by putting a hard T in EVERY word...
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All out Scott:

Za jo qi good scrabble words to know. Dont play scrabble for money against an excon trust me
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dale:

robyn - HA HA HA Ha ha haaaa haaaaa!
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RAWisROLLIE:

Wrong Ted, everyone knows Canadians are the most polite
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dale:

how is camel an answer for the topic?
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robyn:

@frangry just working on my candidacy as Rudest Animal.
  6:32pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What about DROMEDARY???
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Which would net a better Scrabble score? 'Franny' or 'Michele'?
  6:33pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

It’s DAYLIGHT SAVING
Not DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
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common:

goddammit I wanna swim in the warm ocean
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Just Ted:

@RawisROLLIE thats one of the things that makes it weird. When I was think of it I was wondering if the geese would say "Eh" and "Soory"
  6:33pm
JakeGould:

I don’t know what my post has to do with anything.
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Jeff Moore:

The rudest animal is the dingo. It would talk like a gym teacher who sometimes had good days and sometimes had insanely flipped out bursts of 'roid rage.
  6:33pm
geoff mcq:

Wish I’d thought of saying camel
  6:33pm
79:

Michele - Naked AT NIGHT is the best!!!!!!!
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All out Scott:

@ken whichever one is more drunk
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Jeff Moore:

Mister Johnny is correct.
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Just Ted:

I wonder what it would be like to swim naked (or at least mostly naked) in a tank full of those little fish the used for pedicures.
  6:34pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Michele would swim naked in a pool of hot human blood
  6:35pm
six:

why is everyone so into horses?
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RAWisROLLIE:

A porcupine would be the rudest animal because it is such a prick.
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Just Ted:

I have to give it up to know-it-all That was pretty good.
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robyn:

i think if horses could talk they would just be like other professional athletes. they'd talk about God, their faith, and how hard they worked, and how much it meant to them, and how much they just went out there and ran, then God some more.
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Jeff Moore:

Starlings are flying kudzu.
  6:36pm
six:

a group of starlings is called a murmur
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Just Ted:

So were pigeons, they were introduced as a food source.
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dale:

she stuffed a cab?
  6:37pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Castrate all the Starlings...
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All out Scott:

Scotts stock down knowitalls stock up. I m gunna be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand. Call me when its summer
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Some dork wanted all the birds named in Shakespeare's plays to be flying around in Central Park. Hoo boy.
  6:37pm
tw2sheds:

Many invasive birds were introduced by a misguided literary buff who brought over some of every bird mentioned in Shakespeare
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spacecowboy:

its frangry not franny
  6:38pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Rats are very affectionate
  6:38pm
tw2sheds:

DOH U beat me to it
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Just Ted:

A girl in my college dorm had a pet rat, I never knew her name but we called her Vampira.
  6:39pm
CORVIDs_R_US:

starlings and crackles are evil. They displace our natives.

Fortunately when they go in the backyard, often they never leave, until the garbage men come to pick up the trash. :)
  6:39pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Did you get a bulk rate on the wine @Just Ted?
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Just Ted:

She was really weird, but that didn't stop someone in my hall from having sex with her. Not Quimby though.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@tw2sheds - Sorry, I didn't know you were typing!
  6:39pm
CORVIDs_R_US:

starlings and crackles are evil. They displace our natives.

Fortunately when they go in the backyard, often they never leave, until the garbage men come to pick up the trash. :)
  6:40pm
79:

@Franny - Would you agree that Michele has had a CHARMED LIFE??
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Just Ted:

I knew it was CANADA GOOSE (GEESE), but I didn't want to sound pretentious.
  6:40pm
tw2sheds:

I'm just happy to be in a world where there can be a show called SHUT UP WEIRDO
  6:41pm
JakeGould:

I LIKE SPARROWS!
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Just Ted:

@Mister Johnny No, a few bottles were on sale, but the big savings were on shipping as one unit vs once a month.
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All out Scott:

Canadian is perfecly acceptable also
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queems:

HA
  6:42pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Chicken Soup for the Puss
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Just Ted:

Hi Donald.
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spacecowboy:

sweet- an appearance by ken freedman
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northguineahills:

well, llamas are camelids....
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Carmichael:

Time for some ass kissing, people.
  6:43pm
six:

llamas are real pieces of shit
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Jeff Moore:

Camels are mean and spit at you... but their toes look hot.
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queems:

swans are mean as hell
  6:43pm
JakeGould:

Eww.
  6:43pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

LLAMAS have better aim...
  6:43pm
slowbear:

i think the positive thinking thing is because your body is like way stronger when you're happy vs depressed
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Andrew S:

swans can break your arm, they are nasty bitches
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All out Scott:

Swan bites can be pretty nasty
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Just Ted:

I was almost going to say flamingos, but that might have been offensive to Frangry.
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robyn:

i'd expect Ken to have some animus against the deer tick (for good reason)
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unbearable:

I don't really know what they would sound like, but I bet if a swan was speaking to me I'd be like "What the f@ck are you talking about?"
  6:44pm
six:

swans are also real pieces of shit
  6:44pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Ken is LORD OF THE WATERS
  6:44pm
giraffe-o:

Swans and geese are awful people!
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Just Ted:

I've been attacked by a pack of doberman pinschers
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Bootsie:

Swans are vicious, yes. But I have NEVER seen one in Lake Oscawana.
  6:45pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Look, Swans don’t take no shit, especially from nerds like Ken
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robyn:

Mainstream Princess with her flamingoes in the three-oh-fiiiiiive
  6:45pm
Frege's Nightmare:

Turkey vultures regurgitate on their victims as a defense mechanism
  6:46pm
giraffe-o:

Male black swans hold their mate's head under the water while they're going at it, on the opposite end...
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Bootsie:

But there ARE little fish in Lake Oscawana that will nibble on you if you're not moving.
  6:46pm
six:

my cousins gave me a sleeve of saltines when i was 6 to feed to some swans, most terrifying few minutes of my life!
  6:46pm
six:

swans are total dicks, and, evidently, so are my relatives
  6:46pm
Jeff of Fanwood NJ:

Frickin yellow jackets are bitches.
  6:46pm
Sean d:

my buddy's gramps was pushed into a river and almost killed by geese
  6:46pm
?:

my friend jousted with a swan on his jet ski and LOST
  6:46pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What about PIT BULLS?
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Carmichael:

Ostriches are a-holes, too.
  6:47pm
Mr. Joe:

Crabs would actually probably be kind of rude, seem like they're always in a bad mood, maybe for some inferiority complex shit.
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Jeff Moore:

Cats can be such assholes.
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robyn:

wild hogs are probably pretty rude. back when I lived in NC, my brother's coworker rounded some up and put them in his truck, and released them in a gated community to take revenge on their hoarding of resources. not the hogs idea, but they did comply.
  6:48pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

FRANNY and MICHELE will fight a flock of swans for their Marathon Stunt...
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dale:

okay, cat chat is done.
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Jeff Moore:

Most of the pit bulls I've met have been sweeties.
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common:

@michele: same here! with the cds. get a ki tt en.
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robyn:

is this the delicious kyle?
  6:49pm
wrongtube:

koalas are the dumbest animals on the planet fun fact
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queems:

probably an opossum
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Just Ted:

@robyn How very Mason Verger of your brother.
  6:49pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Goats have scary devil eyes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Aharon:

Raccoons would be whispering very quickly about selling you a practically-new iPad.
  6:50pm
jackie blue:

i have a duck for an uncle
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dale:

i've worked on dairy farms and milked cows. they're pretty much gentle and sweet. and 1000 pounds.
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Jeff Moore:

I feel like the piranha wouldn't say anything because they'd always have their mouths full.
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queems:

i heard about this staten island turkey problem
  6:50pm
giraffe-o:

cassowary (a ratite, like an ostrich or emu): the deadliest bird in the world.
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All out Scott:

Turkey attacked my gfriends mom once. Died laughing that day
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Just Ted:

Theres a skunk in my neighborhood. He's pretty chill, but then again, people don't get in his way.
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robyn:

my brother was innocent @ted! it was the other guy. who was technically his manager.
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wrongtube:

yeah I heard there's a bunch of frickin turkeys on staten island know what i mean HEY-OOO
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Remember, a chimp will rip your face off.
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Andrew S:

I think pandas would have wooden voices like in
70s dubbed kung-fu movies
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six:

i like pier 76
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dale:

are pubic crabs animals? cuz they are nasty!
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Old Dave:

Those non-migrating geese are flying rats and a big problem here in SE PA.
Your previous caller is not wrong.
Their message is "Screw you -we are here now as permanent residents. We come from another land
and will gladly shit on every place you step. We taste bad, too, so forget that thought."
Wild hogs taste better.
They say "ME. ME, ME!" all day long.
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Andrew S:

geese are nasty, they will gang up on you if you are carrying food.
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robyn:

yeah those people are called, Northern Californians
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Jeff Moore:

@wrongtube: I hear 90% of wild koalas have chlamydia.
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MISTER JOHNNY:

When is MICHELE going to publish a PIZZA GUIDE TO NEW YORK???
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madman:

THE FEMALE CAT WOULD SAY ---WANT SOME PUSSY
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queems:

my boyfriend is a vegetarian but he hates geese so much he said he'd eat one just out of spite
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Just Ted:

@Ken Only if they're on Xanax
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wrongtube:

he's saying this like we're writing it down
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All out Scott:

Rudest animal on the planet... nyc cab drivers
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robyn:

oh i meant the people who run to HR. those people he was talking about are Southern Californians
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Bootsie:

@Jeff Moore same.
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Andrew S:

I had a seagull rip a hotdog right out of my hand in stanley park once. It was hiding above the awning on the stand waiting for a sucker like me, knocked it right out of my hand then 10 of them attacked the hotdog
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dale:

what are you typing so much franny? to your twitter followers? ordering a pizza?
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Jeff Moore:

HIGHER PITCHED THAN YOURS?

We need a field recording!
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Just Ted:

@Andrew S I was also attacked by a seagull. Most animals have it in for me.
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Just Ted:

Thats a yes
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Andrew S:

remember, as much as we love our cats, if you die in your apt, your cat will happily eat you, they are void of sentimentality
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All out Scott:

I got bit by my alligator down in florida. Cant blame him though its what they do
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dale:

i knew a donkey named eleanor who ate cigarettes once. sure she'd dead now, don't know if it's smoking related.
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robyn:

i guess you could like, watch porn on mute and listen to this
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Sean d:

bats have 3D voices
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Carmichael:

Crystal is self-scrabbling.
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MISTER JOHNNY:

They gonna bbq that goat at the Hoof & Mouth...
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Just Ted:

Crystal and Joy should have a show.
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All out Scott:

Party?
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robyn:

pretend frangry and michele are the penis and the callers are the butts
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MISTER JOHNNY:

LOL @Carmichael
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Mr. Joe:

Zebras would probably argue with you a lot because they have very polarizing views, always feel the need to take sides and never a middle ground. They see every issue as black and white.
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Just Ted:

Yes, Octopi and Squid have beaks
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six:

octopi would constantly be rolling their eyes @ you
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dale:

robyn, so you think michele and frangry would bugger us if they had the chance?
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MISTER JOHNNY:

Are you sure you’re not a marine biologist who can breathe underwater???
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Frangry:

BYE WEIRDOS
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All out Scott:

Bye all
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robyn:

@dale a double peg situation
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MISTER JOHNNY:

Send Andy some bottles of wine...
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slowbear:

Starling btw were released by some Shakespeare fan in Central Park. Disaster from just one mating pairs.
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79:

Nice show ladies.......and nice commenting kids!
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