Yakety Facts: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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5:58am geo in jc:

Good Morning Ken!

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6:12am -Ken:

Damn George! Beat me to it AGAIN!

6:17am SeanG:

Morning Ken!

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6:18am -Ken:

Hi Sean, you're here early..

6:44am F÷F÷ (:

Good morning, Ken, geo, Sean!

Nice new avatar, Ken! You look like a brand new man! That 260K body lift you went through recently was totally worth it, wasn't it?

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6:48am -Ken:

It was f0f0, I feal like a million Iranian Rial!

6:49am cory:

mornin all

6:50am geoff mcq:

hello everyone. very excited to see all the fish gifs.

8:00am Listener Robert:

No bull! Take flight into the mushrooming field of baggage handling. If you take a bath in that, say harlow to fishing. If that's too much of a mouthful, you're shore to emerge from the fog jumping for joy if you just take things by the hand.

8:04am Aaron "Banana Bread" Minneapolis:

In a stunning turn of events, I am here and awake. Robert I did get your email, I just never got around to replying, perhaps this weekend, we will see. Ken, since I won SSD last week, how can I win this show this week, or if I am feeling really bold, how cam I win the State of the Station tonight?

8:08am Aaron "Banana Bread" Minneapolis:

Gloat much? Yes, yes I do

8:11am F÷F÷ (:

Masterfully played, Listener Robert (aka The GIF Bard)

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8:24am AnAnonymousParty:

Fish, to his buddies, "hold my beer and watch this" ... "Take that, Bill Dance!" "Ow!"

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8:27am -Ken:

Any requests? Hurry Hurry! Hazmat coming up on wake and bake.. Aaron, you win State of the Station by asking the best question or making the bestest comment. Winner gets an old WFMU transmitter fan.

8:29am Ike:

#feldersucks

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8:45am -Ken:

Really? Not a single request..

8:57am Okasa:

Hello Ken et al.

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8:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Requesting Rammstein, please.

8:59am Okasa:

Speaking of Jean Harlow, if you don't know the story about her 2nd husband, Paul Bern, it's a good one.

9:01am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

here we go!

9:01am tom from Glasgow:

good morning captain

9:02am TDK60:

Hi Ken, didn't know you lifted.

9:02am Sebastian:

good morning!

9:02am queems:

yeah cool gif yesterday ken

9:02am Linda Lee:

Ken!!! Good morning!

9:02am tom from Glasgow:

i've now had that "Fredward" song in my head for an entire week. any ideas?

9:03am Linda Lee:

**thank you** for the slapp happy! fantastic.

9:03am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

@Banana Bread - Great nickname! I was so bummed that I couldn't remember the secret word

9:03am F÷F÷ (:

Requests:
- The Lizards Wizards and the King of Blizzards (or something like that)

Non-Requests:
- Slapp Happy (Oh shoot. You area already playing them)

9:03am queems:

also i would like to hear that cult song about wanting to get stoned because it has been stuck in my head for a week

9:04am TDK60:

Hyde Park Ken, why are you green? Me too?

9:05am robotrattle:

nice transition from clay'a show, he played The Drum as well

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9:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

@TDK - Links that you've clicked on before are green-colored. If you haven't clicked them, they are blue.

9:07am I AM BLACK N PROUD:

Requesting Celia Cruz - Azucar

9:07am fred:

Boiler story: I had to take a day off for a "tech" guy to come over for boiler maintenance after I reported a leak. Guy comes in, barely takes a lot and says "that thing is too old, I don't even have parts for it". And just leaves. I wasted a vacation day, the boiler is still leaking, and I'll have to waste more time, eventually/hopefully. Boring, I know, but it involved a boiler, so I thought I would be relevant on this show

9:08am TDK60:

John Cale a unique musician. His Wikip. page said he learned Welsh before English.

9:08am Andrew Waterloo:

wow, I am here for Ken's show.

9:08am Linda Lee:

time for a second opinion, fred.

9:09am TDK60:

Ken H.P. Maybe it's just that we're different, even among the very different WFMU glisteners!

9:11am I AM BLACK N PROUD:

Actually this sing is better imho: Celia Cruz -Burundanga. https://youtu.be/q6UvPDtmvW0.

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9:11am Krys O.:

Nice proggishness!

9:11am TDK60:

Krys O. you're green too.

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9:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

@fred - When you're calling other boiler fixers, be sure to tell them the model you have so you don't waste time again.

9:14am JakeGould:

That overboard GIF is great!

9:15am JakeGould:

HOVERBOARD!

9:15am TDK60:

DJ Ken, don't look at the comments from Garbage Time yesterday.

9:15am orpheusviking:

I would like to request Voivod in celebration for the completion of recording their new album. Also, I would like to second fofo's request.

9:16am Andrew Waterloo:

It's also the 31st anniversary of Killing Technology this week.

9:17am orpheusviking:

ooooohhh good point andrew

9:17am Plumber Joe E.:

Hello! From banned land!

9:17am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Fred-it is not too hard to replace a water heater (if that is what a boiler is. If its a furnace, not so much!). Shark bite connectors are your friends!

9:18am F÷F÷ (:

YET ANOTHER BOILER STORY:

The staff at my gym haven't fixed the swimming pool boiler. It has been too warm for more than a week already. "It is not only dangerous for our health but also, it must cost them a fortune. Why they haven't fixed it yet?", a swimmer asked. "I don't know", replied another.

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9:18am Andrew Waterloo:

I picked up my reissues of Roar, Dimension Hatros, and Killing Technology a couple weeks ago

9:19am Plumber Joe E.:

Hello from banned land

9:19am Rob (Jerzcity):

ugh

9:19am fred:

@Ken: I'm a mere tenant, so I don't get a choice. I'll have to call the landlord and wait and wait. I expected something like this. But having a boiler issue on a Wednesday... I had to share on this playlist

9:20am Wild Neil||Peace All:

The landlord should have called a plumber on an emergency basis on your schedule. Like at 6pm or so.

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9:20am AnAnonymousParty:

Don't put sharkbite connectors where you can't easily get to them again, they will eventually leak.

9:20am crateslinger:

fred, sounds like it's your landlord's fault you missed a day of work. You should ask for a new stove.

9:21am Plumber Joe E.:

I’M BACK! Thanks, Ken. Looks as though I’m back in the nick of time, no less, what-with all of the boilers stories!

9:25am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@AAN-yes NEVER inside a wall for instance! They supposedly can last 10 or 15 years, so out in the open is best practice. Inside walls, always solder pipe connections.

9:25am fred:

Guys, I live in a rent-controlled area. The landlord is basically the government. I'm not allowed to do anything about it or I'd get kicked out. The rent is lower than anything I could get for even half the space though, and I get to live in a mixed area with Muslim neighbors.

9:25am pocket vito:

How does one access the boiler-free internet?

9:27am Plumber Joe E.:

Sharkbites make for a good quick-fix but should only really been used when you’re in a jam or something. A sure sign of a homeowner or fly-by-night handyman fix is a slew of pipes sharkbitten together.

9:27am MD:

Goooood Morning all!!!

9:28am F÷F÷ (:

pocket vito,

This is the link to enter the boiler-free internet world:

http://www.google.com/search?q=boiler+stories

Trust me.

9:29am pocket vito:

Cool, thanks F÷F÷!

Hey, wait a second....

9:29am SeanG:

paradise city

9:29am orpheusviking:

boiler? damn near killed 'er! and other hot water stories.. available now in your local interweb bookstore

9:30am pocket vito:

Now that there's some goat-corrallin' music!

9:31am Brian C.:

Jah help us if Yackety Sax becomes Ken's answer to that Don F*lder "song" little Matty Warwick plays

9:31am MD:

HOT SAX BABY!!!

9:31am MD:

SAX US UP!!!

9:32am MD:

MR ZOGGS SAX WAX!!!

9:32am MD:

ok...i'll stop!

9:32am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Plumber Joe E-I had a licenced master plumber with 20 years experience install a laundry sink in my basement with Pex and I think Sharbites. Was he a shitty plumber? The Pex is all exposed and out in the open.

9:32am Roberto:

Spewn!

9:33am hi from Jersey city:

This show is great!

9:33am fred:

@Brian C.: At least Matt Warwick doesn't have an Eagles tatoo

9:34am Morphe:

Simon did not go to school today(fever/bellyache)..so listening live ...Just heard you/Ken screaming "STUDID>>>" repeatedly... I said, "Ken is going crazy today." Simon said, "KEN IS ALWAYS CRAZY!!!" Out of the mouth of 6.8 year olds comes WISDOM!!! Thanks Ken and all!!!

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9:34am AnAnonymousParty:

The only thing sealing that connection is an O-ring. Will it stand up to all the halogenated chemicals in most city water over time?

9:35am pocket vito:

He's got a piece of hot sugar cookie for you

9:35am The Space shuttle:

Ask me about O-rings.

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9:38am geo in jc:

@The Space shuttle, How's retirement?!

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9:39am -Ken:

Simon, what can I play for you??

9:39am LexRay:

I Loved this Show!!!!!

9:39am northguineahills:

@fred: Never knew NYC tennant rights rules were more stringent then France's. (A leak, a landlord will have someone there pronto). Now there was the time in November when our boiler broke in late November, but didn't leak, so, I went over a week w/o heat or hot water.

9:40am karmester:

love Babylon Berlin

9:41am bk845:

Hey, was that recent background music from Rockabye Baby, or one of the knockoff bands?

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9:41am -Ken:

Oh man, so much great boiler chat goin down here today and me with a show to do.. i could tell you some stories, boy

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9:42am -Ken:

@bk that was Rockabye Baby

9:42am TDK60:

Our building was without cooking gas for 6 months recently. The joys of a hotplate.

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9:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

A few years ago, my 30-gallon electric hot water heater konked out. Ordered a 40-gallon replacement. At delivery time, they said they didn't have any 40s in stock, so I got a 50-gallon installed for the 40's price.

9:43am northguineahills:

Babylon Berlin is an amazing series.

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9:45am -Ken:

Yes Babylon Berlin is amazing in every respect except for the plot. But I loved it anyway

9:45am fred:

@NGH: I live in an immigrant neighborhood, so there are no rules or laws. I want to stay there, it keeps me in touch with reality, and it's cheap, so I can give to the station

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9:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

I think we all know the state of the station. "Need money blah blah blah." Can we have an hour of boiler stories at 6PM tonight instead?

9:46am The Space shuttle:

@geo: Retirement is sweet, I play a lot of golf and hang out with the grandkids. Nice not having to worry about burning up in re-entry anymore. I do miss the view sometimes and making random banging noises on orbit to prank my coworkers.

9:48am Plumber Joe E.:

@Wild Neil - I wouldn’t necessarily call him a shitty plumber. There’s a time and a place for everything. sharkbites make for a good way to transition from copper to pex. If he used sharkbites for EVERYTHING, than it probably just ended up costing you more money - sharkbites aren’t cheap. As far as reliability is concerned, they’ll hold up for a while. I wouldn’t worry...

9:48am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I recently changed my 40 gallon water heater. It took me from 6 am to 4:30 pm with all the trips to Home Depot and Ace Hardware and stuff. I think I went 5 or 6 times! Thats over 2 hours spent just driving there and back! 6 trips x 10 minutes each way x 2 ways + 2 hours!

9:48am TDK60:

That burning building with dancing children photo is truly creepy. Where/when?

9:48am crateslinger:

I saw a boiler repair guy punch out another boiler repair guy in front of their boiler repair shop. They we both covered with filth. That is a dirty job. The old ones you have to climb inside and chop away layers of black death with an axe I think.

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9:48am -Ken:

@TDK60 - Berlin, 1943

9:49am tadpole:

Morning all, dragging ass into work in time for 80% of Dancing Ken's show. A good day all in all.

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9:49am -Ken:

@crateslinger, one of those guys was ME! Aint saying which one.

9:50am Brian C.:

Years ago, when my boiler conked out, I mentioned it to a guy on my softball team. He said, "check your homeowners ins. policy. If you have paragraph 7 [or some such clause], it's covered. In most policies you won't find it though." I looked, it was there, ins. covered it, and I saved $7000! I had no idea. Thank you Larry, wherever you are

9:50am TDK60:

Oh.

9:50am crateslinger:

Ken, with those lats! I know which one you were...

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9:51am -Ken:

Legal ID coming up! 201-209-9368: This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org. Keep in mind WMFU has an M before the F but dont announce this part right her. The legal ID ended many words ago. If I have read this far, it is time to turn back. TURN BACK. (SCREAM) TURN BACK NOW!!! OH GOD ITS TOOO LATE!! TOOOOOO LAAAAAATTTTTTEEEE (Scream to fade)

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9:52am AnAnonymousParty:

@WN (Pssst, you probably shouldn't tell that story to a plumber)

9:52am tadpole:

Ken has deftly co-opted the dancing ken gif as his own, before it could become "a thing". You are a PR genius, Ken.

9:52am tadpoles:

Thanks for the Roger Ruskin Spear Ken. Excellent. I see we have a singular Tadpole. Greetings.

Over the years too many boiler stories..keep you on your toes especially in Winter when they conk out!

9:53am tadpole:

@tadpoles my family!

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9:55am -Ken:

@tadpole Damn straight. Coopt the enemy before the enemy coopts YOU

9:56am tadpoles:

Plays together...stays together! Thinking of Family Ken can I request any of their tracks....if poss.

9:56am pocket vito:

Or as chickens say, Coopt the coop!

9:56am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone

9:57am F÷F÷ (:

Another boiler story:

My uncle once was checking why his boiler wasn't working. While he was having a look at it, it exploded in his face. He suffered third degree burns and vouched to take only cold showers for eternity.

9:59am pocket vito:

Never check your own boiler! Send an oompa loompa or something.

9:59am Morphe:

Simon says: "Kissing The Velvet Glove" Thanks - worry not if not ..we will always have 04/19/2017....

9:59am fred:

@Bronwyn: when is your next show?

10:01am mary:

Ann!
...thank you for existing- to quote Ken Freedman

10:01am melinda:

Good morning Ken and listeners! I overslept by almost 2 hours, very disorienting!

10:02am tadpole:

F÷F÷ (: lord that's horrible.

10:02am BronwynB:

@fred: when the gods will it

10:02am Ike:

@Tom@9:02, for earworms, my strategy has always been to mentally fold, spindle, and mutilate the song in my mind using the Terry Riley method. Do to the song what Riley did to Harvey Averne's "You're No Good." It works for me, anyway. Your mileage may vary.

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10:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, who's calling 201-209-9368?

10:02am MD:

NICE!!!!!!!

10:03am Doobois:

Genius!

10:03am ⓔⓘⓚ:

BRAVO!!!! Encore!

10:03am MD:

HE SHOULD WIN SOMETHING FOR THAT!!!

10:03am queems:

10:03am BronwynB:

yeah, that rhyme was genius. who was that?

10:04am Sam:

That was me, Sam the appraiser

10:04am MD:

FREE SAX!!! WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED!!!

10:04am BronwynB:

u rock sam

10:04am cory:

why hasn't rockabye baby covered yakety sax

10:05am Sam:

thanks!

10:05am queems:

that was great

10:05am tadpole:

Ah Sam, the Paris Appraisuer.

10:06am Sam:

I think it was pretty out of tune, could have been better

10:06am Plumber Joe E.:

My boiler nearly killed me this winter. Another plumber had hotwired the boiler
By bypassing all the safeties. (I rent a house) the boiler should’ve turned itself off when the fumes stopped going up the chimney...but it continued to run, filling the house up with carbon monoxide. I was on my couch, falling asleep, thinking I was just hungover, when the CO alarms on the second floor started going off. fire department came and said their CO meters were pinned on the max reading.
A narrow escape!

10:06am F÷F÷ (:

Sam is a genius! His IQ is the highest! He is also the handsomest man on earth! So NO DOUBT he didn't like the Artificial Intelligence 7SD show, right? RIGHT?!!?!

10:07am Morphe:

East 8th Street Boiler story -1980 - We took over a building (HDFC not a squat). The boiler malfunctioned most mornings. Most people awake from the noise/clanking of the steam rising. I used to wake because there was no noise = not hot water before work... I had to go down and throw burning newspaper into the burner to light the oil (Grade #4)... Henry Gifford is the NYC boiler genius https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/03/17/the-boiler-man: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/03/17/the-boiler-man: www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/03/17/the-boiler-man

10:08am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I stayed at a house with a coal furnace. It sucked. I had to light it every morning and there was coal dust everywhere all over in the house. Yuk. It is cheap, though.

10:08am Sam:

Make sure tonight's show is good

10:10am queems:

i’m in the process of getting my work to shell out to you people

10:10am Plumber Joe E.:

@Sam does the 7SD insurance apply to the state of the station?

10:10am TDK60:

I'm one of those geezers who takes email very seriously. // $250k need...hmmm...no new Box of Pain materials for Clay?

10:10am βrian:

I love e-mail. Pure text. No nonsense.

10:11am Sam:

If it's in that time slot, I say yeah

10:13am I AM BLACK N PROUD:

Oldie But Goodie: https://youtu.be/5NB7YbvDwM8. "Television, the drug of a nation..." Thank the Lord for African-American art and artists.

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10:14am -Ken:

No Sam, it's a fill-in. One show filling in for another. If there aint no Seven Second Delay playlist and there aint no Andy, it aint no Seven Second Delay.

10:16am Sam:

Ok fine. I was hoping I could pressure you into doing a really really funny state of the station, but you don't have to.

10:18am melinda:

I like Umi No Ue Kara.

10:18am TDK60:

Ken, maybe some calming bed music tonight during the State of Woofmoo?

10:19am fred:

@Sam: The way the station fell short of the goal this marathon, I think it would take a lot to make it funny. Now if you have a few hundred thousands to spare, I'm sure it can happen

10:20am MD:

Mr Roy Moore...

10:22am tadpole:

Is this the "is that all there is" lady? Slow it down to 16 RPM Ken!

10:23am Linda Lee:

no, not Peggy Lee.

10:23am queems:

you tell em lady

10:23am queems:

get a cat and call it a day

10:23am tadpole:

Ah - thanks Linda... it had that same... feel

10:25am Linda Lee:

queems ~ that might sound odd when you call it inside, though.

10:25am Stevel:

SEGUE PERFECTION!!!

10:25am thelma:

Date rape to the Moonlight Sonata, classic Shangri Las

10:26am queems:

the yakety sax works well here

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10:26am AnAnonymousParty:

Wow! That was seamless. How did you do that, Ken?

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10:26am cklequ:

All the hits.

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10:27am Walt:

My contribution to the new WFMU show "Boiler Talk": Long ago, I worked for a company that serviced boilers and air conditioner chillers. After several years of hard work the company won a long-term contract for a very large miltary base, worth millions of dollars per year and hundreds of thousands for the agent who was to supervise the work. The agent, a long time employee of the company, promptly starting having subcontractors do (relatively) penny-ante work on his house like building a deck, cleaning his pool, etc. and charging it to the contract. This went on for a couple of years until a military audit found out, cancelled the contract, the company never recovered and was sold and broken up about a year later. Don't know what happened to the idiot agent.

10:28am Linda Lee:

now let's see those buns!

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10:29am -Ken:

THANK YOU ALL! I appreciate the kind words on my segue artistry.

10:29am TDK60:

Ken, where was that on the love boat?

10:29am Rev. Turnip Druid:

got here in time for th'THONES!

10:30am Linda Lee:

i see Ken's party specs are different than his station manager specs. i said specs.

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10:30am Krys O.:

@Walt: You know that situation must happen a lot.

10:31am BronwynB:

what is a boiler

10:31am Linda Lee:

that's a furnace.

10:32am Sam:

That boat gif is actually Ken's stunt double, Armando. He parties hard, as he has much he'd like to forget.

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10:32am AnAnonymousParty:

A boiler is a big pot you cook shrimp and crayfish in, I gar-on-ree!

10:32am Linda Lee:

please don't shatter my illusions, Sam.

10:33am orpheusviking:

its a brown-oiler, used on creaky parts

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10:35am Ken From Hyde Park:

You're a boiler!

10:35am Linda Lee:

oh my gosh. right now "Wonder Who" is my most favorite song ever.

10:36am Linda Lee:

you're on fire today dear!

10:36am Anthony:

hey Ken is it to late to request some Molly Hatchet?

10:38am ⓔⓘⓘⓘⓘⓚ:

@KFHP, usually when I want to insult an electronic device, I tell it that its mama was a toaster oven and its daddy was a busted Realistic clock radio, or a TRS-80. But now I'm going to go with boiler instead of toaster oven. Or maybe boiler instead of TRS-80.

10:39am tadpole:

Great song this one.

10:40am Linda Lee:

the east coast's answer to big brother! truly amazing.

10:40am Andrew Waterloo:

boiler's are pretty bad ass

10:40am tadpoles:

Rhoda from the Bodysnatchers had a great 45 "The Boiler"...got it Ken? One of those scary walking home at midnight stories if memory serves.

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10:40am AnAnonymousParty:

@ⓔⓘⓘⓘⓘⓚ: Accuse it of being the bastard son of a Goldstar TV. It'll blow it's own fuse in shame.

10:41am tadpole:

true hippy noise

10:42am Linda Lee:

who was this insane woman? she's putting Janis to shame.

10:42am tadpole:

She is - this mustve made for way better acid trips than the Greatfful dead

10:42am Linda Lee:

incredible.

10:43am F÷F÷ (:

Ken looks in great mood in that $260,000 24m long Superyatch bought two weeks ago. What a bargain! I'd be dancing naked as well.

10:43am Linda Lee:

let's see those buns!

10:43am tadpoles:

An old Boiler..

www.youtube.com...

10:43am fred:

@Ike: you could throw Pono in the mix

10:44am tadpole:

I thought someone cooked up a plan last week to, like, drop an anvil on Andy and collect the insurance money or something.

10:44am it is Grateful Dead:

yes. at least spel it Wright.

10:45am tadpole:

For the fundraiser, of course.

10:45am tadpole:

lol sorry. so excitedly typing sometimes.

10:46am Linda Lee:

drop an anvil? :-D

10:46am fred:

@tadpole: so you're one of the people Andy put on his will

10:47am Joel St. Germain:

Classic.

10:47am tadpole:

I might have this plan confused with a roadrunner cartoon and an agatha christie novel. my mind aint what it used to be.

10:48am Linda Lee:

you're so cute you're excused.

10:49am exile-on-hicks-st:

Great Jeffrey song.

10:50am Anthony:

can we send this show on the next Voyager spaceship?

10:50am tadpole:

10:50am Elias:

TEN MINUTES TO FELDER. F MINUS TEN.

10:50am F÷F÷ (:

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!

One of the reasons the Girls' song is fantastically creepy AF is because Jeffrey was the singer's younger brother. He died when he was a little boy AND the cover album is a old, phantasmagoric picture of the boy.

10:50am fred:

Best Jeffrey with 2 fs song

10:51am Linda Lee:

fantastic.

10:52am Linda Lee:

wow.. you're blowing my mind today Ken.

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10:53am -Ken:

Legal ID coming up! 201-209-9368: This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org. Keep in mind WMFU has an M before the F but dont announce this part right here. [SCREAM} AVENGE ME [Whisper] Im Inside the House [SCREAM] STELLLA [now sob to fadeout]

10:53am βrian:

Say, the Koch Bros' candidate for the WI supreme court race actually lost! It's so rare we get good news.

10:54am Linda Lee:

they need to try harder.

10:54am F÷F÷ (:

Has anyone seen the youtube video of Wildman Fisher singing in the streets of LA (as a homeless)? Makes me feel sad.

10:54am Lewis:

@ßrian - excellent news indeed!

10:55am queems:

this one is giving me anxiety

10:55am Brian C.:

Numbers Band news: The Montclair Film Festival has a short film on the band 15-60-75, playing on May 4 and May 5. You heard it here first!

10:55am Rev. Turnip Druid:

super-gonorrhea sounds fun.

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10:56am Webhamster Henry:

Fans of the Andymatic Zingatron app, sadly removed from the iPhone app store : I'm working on the webapp version.

10:56am maestroso:

Oh yeah, the Gizzard!

10:56am that last song and this one:

reminds me of U2 in a good way

10:56am Linda Lee:

nicer vocals.

10:56am fred:

@βrian: great news from the state that got the wrong Scott Walker elected

10:57am tom from Glasgow:

is this another of their microtonal ones? it sounds like it could be

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10:57am Webhamster Henry:

Nice Microtonal work here. Check out Jon Catler for more Microtonal guitar!

10:57am TDK60:

"Merry go merry go.." // Invisible Man?! one of my fave films as a kid, along with Wolfman, Mummy, Bela, Boris.

10:57am tadpole:

yeah Ken, you're killing it today

10:57am Doug C.:

Late to the show thinking I would have missed Muppet Christ Superstar......Ken? What's up? You have to play it. So much better than the NBC Broadcast.

10:57am Linda Lee:

indeed, it's Claude Rains as the Invisible Man!

10:58am F÷F÷ (:

KING GIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDD!!!

Thanks, Ken!

10:58am Linda Lee:

you're my most beloved DJ today Ken. don't tell Clay.

11:00am tadpoles:

F0F0..there is an excellent doc on Wild Man Fischer "Derailroaded". Has the clip of him singing with Rosemary Clooney. Excellent track.

11:00am fred:

@Doug C.: The best muppet video is Muppet Bolt. No discussion

11:00am tom from Glasgow:

uh-oh. i sense Slow Felder

11:00am exile-on-hicks-st:

Ooh — Linda Lee - i’m tell-lin’!

11:00am F÷F÷ (:

Thanks, tadpoles. Never heard of it.

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11:01am Webhamster Henry:

@tadpoles It's a hard business!

11:01am Evan From Seattle:

the station IDs this morning have been on point.

11:01am fm Mike:

Long time no see all... But my slow connection keeps me from listening to the station and commenting on the board at the same time. Love and Adieu!

11:01am F÷F÷ (:

Some one do a legal high-D!

11:01am Linda Lee:

exile! please don't tell ~ for the good of the station.

11:02am βrian:

The right Scott Walker was originally named Noel Scott Engel. Huh.

11:02am Doobois:

Wow, another winner!

11:02am Elias:

TAKING A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE!

11:02am queems:

ah yes

11:02am Doug C.:

@fred Metal has never sounded heavier.

11:02am tom from Glasgow:

oh god

11:02am tadpole:

wowzers yakity sax and felder and some special k.

11:02am Evan From Seattle:

Yakkty Metal (Taking a Slow Ride)? That was amazing.

11:03am F÷F÷ (:

That's the best legal high-D I have ever heard in my life! Congrats!

11:03am queems:

woohoo matias aguayo

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11:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

Dear lord, what is going on now?

11:04am βrian:

I didn't even have to change streams for that. Much more interesting.

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11:04am AnAnonymousParty:

Invisible man is diggiin' this.

11:04am F÷F÷ (:

Good job, Ken!

Keep de-constructing Heavy Metal. One day it might as well end up being a Light Metal!

11:05am TDK60:

Yeah, Invisible Rains is on the beat.

11:06am F÷F÷ (:

Everybody call Sam, the location manager of the Good Cop! The phone is just right there for our viewing pleasure!

11:06am Rev. Turnip Druid:

digging.

11:06am Rob (Jerzcity):

Ha! The Good Cop was shooting a block away form my office a couple weeks ago.
No sign of Andy, tho I saw one of those high-fallutin' folding director-type chairs in the street with his name on it.

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11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

Hey, who called da ranger?

11:06am Mister Dobalina:

Good morning, Party On Ken and gang! Later'd but here.

11:07am Sam:

It was me again

11:07am TDK60:

Always feel hungry all of a sudden when I see the food tent at film shoots in NYC.

11:08am tom from Glasgow:

ha ha, not me! one of these days

11:08am Linda Lee:

can't believe he's really got one of those chairs, Rob.

11:08am Evan From Seattle:

Sam you are bringing it today. The station ID is strong with this one.

11:08am βrian:

Ken has applied a kind of chelating compound that markedly reduces the toxicity.

11:08am Sam (:

No. It was me. the one and only Sam the Appreiser.

11:09am Sam:

Thanks Evan!

11:09am Linda Lee:

great work Sam!

11:09am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Sam for Pope!

11:09am Sam:

Thanks Linda!

11:10am Linda Lee:

i see you're working on The Good Cop as well. amazing!

11:10am βrian:

It was a short fall and a long winter.

11:10am play the Freebird mp3 remix:

you have not played that in a long was time.

11:10am TDK60:

Sam is that a Glasgow accent? Geordie? Brummy? Hull?

11:10am tadpole:

Pope Sam The Appraiser The Second!

11:11am Sam (:

Thankz poeple! I appresiate your kind words. Why I appresiate your kind words? Well, because I am the Sam the appreiser.

11:11am Evan From Seattle:

When is the good cop finally going to be on netflix anyway?

11:11am fred:

Rev. for Pope! Time for you to get a promotion

11:11am crateslinger:

I used to raid those movie-set food tables when I was a bike messenger in the 80's. Swoop in, bagels and candy bars in the bag, shove a cookie in the mouth, and be off before the guy could come around the thing.

11:12am TDK60:

Fake English accent?

11:12am Sam:

That accent was kind of half British and half German I guess

11:12am tom from Glasgow:

omg i wish i could watch Eurovision with you guys

11:12am Liam in Denmark:

I'm my garsh, can't believe I'll miss the eurovision watch party. Stuck here in europe.

11:13am tadpole:

Better than your 1930s forbear, Sam the Appeaser.

11:13am queems:

i’ve never seen eurovision but i’m tempted to go to that

11:13am fred:

Can't believe Eurovision is still a thing

11:14am queems:

DUNKEROOS IS COOKIES YOU DIP IN FROSTING

11:14am TDK60:

crateslinger: braver than me. Usually stagehands standin' round in black, y'know.

11:14am Mister Dobalina:

Haven't heard of Dunkaroo's in a while!

11:15am exile-on-hicks-st:

@LL - ‘FMU could use a daytime tv-esque
love triangle. The Ken/Matt pas de deux has worn me out.

11:15am Sam:

Aren't they kangaroo shaped cookies? I know they had commercials with a cartoon kangaroo.

11:15am tom from Glasgow:

this Kinkos one is pretty good tbf

11:15am Linda Lee:

wow. suddenly i'd love going to Kinko's.

11:15am Rob (Jerzcity):

I'd like to hear Skoal, please, dancing station manager Ken!

11:15am berbo:

So Dunkaroos are inside-out Oreos?

11:16am BronwynB:

someone tell them to do a jingle for A CERTAIN FAMOUS FRENCH COSMETICS COMPANY i may or may not work for

11:16am Linda Lee:

i like the queer trans angle myself!

11:16am queems:

@berbo think little cookies in betty crocker frosting

11:16am kinkos does not exist anymore:

what happened to them?

11:17am BronwynB:

i've been listening to wesley wilis songs desperately hunting for one where he ends it with "rock over london, rock on chicago, [insert a certain famous french cosmetics company's famous slogan here]" so i can somehow program it to play every time i open my laptop at work

11:17am Mister Dobalina:

They got gobbled up by FedEx.

11:17am queems:

i’m not sure if i would purchase this album but i’d definitely download it illegally

11:17am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Much appreciated, Fred [11:11], but the life of a lowly root-vegetable clergyman suits me: Leaves more time for astral projection & backgammon...

11:17am Linda Lee:

Applebee's cut reminds me of Weird Paul's Chuck E Cheez tune!

11:18am Alex from Weehawken:

@berbo, I think inside-out oreos is the perfect description but the frosting comes on the side

11:18am Sam:

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go
To Duane Reade!
When you feel worried, all the noise and the hurry seem to help I know
At Duane Reade!

11:18am Linda Lee:

can't imagine why.

11:18am Cassettivity:

Rock n Roll McDonalds

11:19am Mister Dobalina:

Ken, you weren't kidding. Oh my gawd!

11:19am Linda Lee:

this is hilarious!

11:19am The Oscar:

Busy with work, but surfacing to say this might already be my favorite album ever. I NEED MORE.

11:19am Cassettivity:

@BronwynB

11:19am Rob (Jerzcity):

@BronwynB: - once worked for a similar and possibly the same CERTAIN FAMOUS FRENCH COSMETICS COMPANY doing some data entry bs. I left for my lunch break one day and went on a 2 week road trip. They never even called to ask what happened

11:19am TDK60:

I was at Kinko's one day when copies actually got better. 1983?

11:20am tom from Glasgow:

this is great stuff

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11:20am Webhamster Henry:

This needs The Wa-Wa Hoagie fest jingles by Parry Gripp.

11:20am BronwynB:

@rob: if it's the same one, there are A LOT of employees and it makes sense they'd lose track of a couple

11:20am Linda Lee:

this must be the seattle best western.

11:20am TDK60:

Ouch, there *are* too many rock bands.

11:20am exile-on-hicks-st:

@Rob that’s awesome. #hero

11:20am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Spent the early morning hours cranking old Spike Jones & His City-Slickers rekkids. Convinced old Spike qualifies as pre-proto-punk. Or just epic cocaine consumers: the tempos are ridiculous.

11:21am Cassettivity:

@bronwenB oh. Its not Rock N Roll McDonalds - thats got the Wheaties breakfast of champions

11:21am BronwynB:

one time in college i asked irwin tosend me interesting tracks to play on my radio show and he sent me this

11:21am BronwynB:

readers, i played it

11:21am Sam:

I hope this guy starts scatting

11:21am Linda Lee:

shooby taylor was *not* a whore. to his detriment!

11:23am tadpole:

I saw Eugene Chadborne in Lawrence KS and he was playing his rake. I don't know if he always does that but it was great.

11:23am mzmzzm:

who's dis?

11:23am queems:

11:23am melinda:

This is hilarious.

11:24am Linda Lee:

it's No Imagination Man!

11:24am adampsyche:

losing my shit

11:24am mzmzzm:

wait mike schelly?

11:24am joe:

@tadpole Eugene did play his rake when he played Monty Hall.

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11:24am Webhamster Henry:

This is the Passionate and Objective Jokerfan.

11:24am melinda:

drummer lady, haha

11:25am Saltonstall:

Strong Wesley Willis influence...

11:25am Patty D:

This is wonderful.

11:26am The Oscar:

Jokerfan may be the only person on earth who I specifically admire for his business genius.

11:26am melinda:

Nice transition

11:26am queems:

lord

11:26am TDK60:

I've heard the E.C. rake too! // Was that Wesley Willis?

11:26am berbo:

I saw Eugene with Jimmy Carl Black in Madison, before Black passed away.

11:27am Daybreak the Teacher.:

Started strong then fell apart on my the jingles. At least it made a good Yo LT Transition.

11:27am F÷F÷ (:

Me too, The Oscar. Especially his approach to film production. All those Netflix complex multimillion dollar algorithms to produce a profitable movie? He has them all (in his head).

11:28am crateslinger:

@ TDK re:movie food: if you just walk up and start making a cup of coffee, they sometimes don't even say anything. So many people work on those things. Of course it helps if you can feign a sort of Courtney Barnett hang-dog insouciance. That way you seem important.

11:29am joe:

@berbo wow that had to be pretty freakin' cool right there.

11:30am crateslinger:

if anybody asks just say your with "art department". Those people never get out.

11:30am TDK60:

crateslinger: feign a sort of Courtney Barnett hang-dog insouciance: okay, will try next time...

11:31am The Oscar:

Like, he probably recorded those songs BECAUSE HE KNEW KEN WOULD PLAY THEM. Dude just got paid for that.

11:32am Rev. Turnip Druid:

On behalf of this particular art department, Crateslinger speaks truth.

11:33am exile-on-hicks-st:

@LL. - the trans/queer aspect only broadens the appeal - we tick all the boxes.

11:34am tadpole:

@joe ah nice!

11:34am Linda Lee:

i approve.

11:36am Mister Dobalina:

Nice screen shot of yesterday's debacle on Garbage Time. What a great time that was had. I was late to all of my appointments because of the last half hour of that show. GO KEN!

11:37am Linda Lee:

oh no. missed it!

11:39am All out Scott:

Hey Ken! I finally can tune in to your show.

11:40am Dan Sullivan:

love this station

11:40am F÷F÷ (:

Ken's Hater is Chief didn't show up today. Wonder why.

11:41am F÷F÷ (:

BUTTERSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt!!

And people really believe Bob Dylan has great lyrical skills. HAAA!!

11:42am Morphe:

Thanks Ken!!!! Kissing ...Glove...

Simon y morphe

11:42am Roberto:

Wait what happened to the taking a piss verse?

11:42am fred:

@berbo: I saw Jimmy Carl Black with Chadbourne in 2005. Great show. I've seen Chadbourne a few times since, but I haven't been into these gigs much, he does too much for me

11:42am tomloops in minneapolis:

Do you know the Cheese Song from the UK TV show, The Mighty Boosh? I think you should.

11:42am TDK60:

I was "there" for Garbage Matt's show yesterday; some commenters actually got aroused.

11:43am Passionate objective batman fan:

Senator Schumer
You are a very very excellent Senator
Always going to vote on bills and represent your
Constituents who love you
Because you are a Senator
And you are so good at representing all the people
Who voted for you and who live in your district

11:44am tadpole:

arousal is the only option when presented with S and M Ken's ripped torso.

11:44am F÷F÷ (:

What is this crap?! It sounds fantastic!

11:45am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

It sounds like the elf voices I hear while falling asleep.

11:47am F÷F÷ (:

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

11:47am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

What up, Divide By Zero?

11:48am Roberto:

No screaming goat for this one?

11:49am Sam:

Get behind me Satan and kiss!

11:49am jess:

damn that saxophone song! earworm!

11:49am fred:

That Julea premium is a gem

11:49am ⓔⓘⓚ:

I'm still confused as to why you'd want Satan *behind* you. He might o butt stuff to you back there! Keep him up front where you can keep an eye on him!

11:50am tadpole:

satan probably has a cat dick too

11:50am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Ike-well, Jesus said "Satan get behind me" so maybe its a middle eastern insult or something.

11:50am Linda Lee:

get thee behind me = eat my dust

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11:51am AnAnonymousParty:

Did my radio suddenly get tuned to one of those weird AM stations?

11:51am F÷F÷ (:

Cliff,

Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
ZeroDivisionError: division by zero

Wait..What happened? So I was telling you that..
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
ZeroDivisionError: division by zero

Damn. It seems I can't answer your question!

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11:52am Webhamster Henry:

This music box stuff is my kind of music!

11:52am Linda Lee:

love it

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11:53am AnAnonymousParty:

I only count 32 music boxes. Am I entitled to a partial refund?

11:54am olivia:

Escaped the children and catching a few moments of RADiO BLiSS

11:54am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

What is that, Python? I've been dealing with UnicodeDecodeErrors myself lately, auurgh.

11:54am TDK60:

Got to hang out with Eugene C. once. I was too serious for him.

11:55am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Cliff: Welcome back. Who are the cute soldier girls?? Czech girls?

11:55am Sam:

That 33rd music box didn't rehearse and is just faking it

11:58am Carmichael:

Goodbye, Kenneth.

11:58am ⓔⓘⓘⓘⓘⓚ:

@LL, thanks, that makes more sense. @WN, hmm, could be.

11:59am F÷F÷ (:

Cliff,

Yes, that's Python. Oh, the lovely unicode decode/encode Python nightmares <3

12:01pm F÷F÷ (:

Thanks, Ken! Great show, music, GIFs, comments as usual! Till next episode and remember: Be happy!! Nope. Not that happy. MUCH MORE HAPPY GODDAMMIT!! >:\

12:03pm bobo:

I finally made it! And it's still two minutes to 12pm! What about a 1 minute song request?