WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 13, 2018

Listener comments!
	6:05pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:05pm Carmichael: RRRROOOOBBBBOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!!
	6:06pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: RRRobots!
	6:06pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: what is a microwave?
	6:06pm Richard S: Hey hey!
	6:06pm dale: jeebus - let's get on with the mayhem!
	6:06pm JP: Hi Weirdos
	6:06pm the cl@m digger: That foreboding music...
	6:06pm Slick Goldtooth: oh man nice weather, i wager 3 topic changes at the bare minimum
	6:07pm Carmichael: My microwave's name would be My Only Friend.
	6:07pm Just Ted: It's a Summer-like Friday! Do we have a Summer Friday Frangry?
	6:07pm dale: ours is already called mikey wave.
	6:07pm I am the Upsetter: I just threw my microwave in the garage!
	6:07pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: yay, they already sound super drunk!
	6:08pm northguineahills: I only got a microwave against my will. Never use it. I only cook from scratch (hurrumph!) (I'm serious).
	6:08pm Carmichael: 3:07, you tied your record!
	6:08pm queems: it's only 6:08
	6:08pm Carmichael: 6:07 on the east coast.
	6:09pm Paul D: My microwaves name would be Kathy Ireland. Because its super square faced. What?
	6:09pm Just Ted: ASMR it Frangry!!
	6:09pm MADMAN: FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
	6:09pm dale: SHE'S PREGGERS!
	6:09pm J J F: Zippy Fred..
	6:09pm Brando: @FRANNY - can't you talk the mic into being hard???
	6:09pm Slick Goldtooth: i feel like everyone has IBS now
	6:09pm queems: fodmap baby
	6:10pm Just Ted: It could be E. Coli There's been an outbreak in NJ.
	6:10pm Carmichael: How many beers in, Frangry?
	6:10pm dale: michele, you may need synthroid. if your hair falls out that's a sign
	6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: Huh? Vociferous vegetables? Ones that talk all the time?
	6:10pm Carmichael: Maybe it's a tumor.
	6:10pm dale: CRUCIFEROUS vegetables.
	6:10pm Paul D: happy spring. I would named mine Zap after the American gladiator
	6:10pm queems: synthroid isn't so bad. i take it
	6:11pm Mark M.: It could be anything.
	6:11pm dale: ....ones that worship crucifer.
	6:11pm Richard S: I'd call it the Food-O-Rack-O-Cycle. From The Jetsons....
	6:11pm Brando: You just raised $1.3million - can't you afford a new mic?
	6:12pm Paul D: Ramen Inmamouth
	6:12pm northguineahills: What would Devin Nunes name his microwave, citrus foreplay?
	6:12pm dale: my wife takes it. but you aren't supposed to have caffeine when you take it which made coffee in the morning twice the effort. but it's better than a bald wife.
	6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: Michele's microwave works under water, of course.
	6:12pm queems: i would name mine donald trump because if it is micro waving it probably has tiny hands
	6:12pm Carmichael: Heat it 'n' eat it.
	6:13pm Paul D: I would name mine Sade Badinemermwa
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: @queems, genius
	6:13pm grtyvr: pop
	6:13pm Richard S: @queems - LOVE IT!
	6:13pm dale: blendy, toasty, washy. these are all easy questions.
	6:13pm Just Ted: Lots of people name their cars.
	6:13pm Paul D: or Yasmine Beeth
	6:13pm chalmers: Toaster has to be Bernie.
	6:13pm dale: paul d: Sade Badinemermwa - meow!
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: @dale the classic pee wee herman naming conventions
	6:13pm BADBRAIN: waverly
	6:13pm Carmichael: Blender would be Puree.
	6:14pm dale: toni yates get's my motor running.
	6:14pm yeah: They're all named "sweetie"
	6:14pm Franny Quality Control: I see that Franny has retuned to her old habit of saying "often" with a hard "T" like all the millenial idiots... of which she is NOT one! So it hurts to hear!! xo
	6:14pm Paul D: What do you think Ganene Garafolo is doing right now.
	6:14pm dale: hoover.
	6:14pm common: I don't believe in microwaves. except for the band.
	6:14pm queems: francine is the best name. sincerely, francine
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: "so weird" i wasn't aware this was called Shut Up, Normie.
	6:15pm BADBRAIN: vic the vac
	6:15pm Carmichael: Refrigerator is Sir Cools a Lot.
	6:15pm MADMAN: SLOW POKE IS MY MICROWAVE (ITS OLD)
	6:16pm northguineahills: implying people on the comments board or calling into WFMU aren't weird
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: Mine's a Whirlpool, so I'd call it Whirly.
	6:16pm JP: My Grandma refused to buy a microwave because she called it a Fancy Potato Baker.
	6:16pm queems: i saw someone with a wfmu bag at the dermatologist today
	6:17pm dale: michele should hook up with little matty - he would make her laugh which is the MOST IMPORTANT THING!
	6:17pm Paul D: shh. I hate spring.
	6:17pm King Dean: Spicoli
	6:17pm Nicholas: Oh, wait! I take it back. I would name my toaster Crispin Glower.
	6:18pm Carmichael: Frangry is already bored ...
	6:18pm Noelle: @FRANCINE - Who made the 1st "move" to get your relationship started - you or Andy P???????
	6:18pm northguineahills: Ha, Holopaw was the name of my friend's band in college! (one member was from there).
	6:18pm Kate: I don’t trust microwaves but I would definitely name my toaster Toastradamus
	6:18pm Paul D: Microwave Haiku? Smelmopoo
	6:18pm Keith: Frank Zapper
	6:19pm dale: i just had to buy a new microwave. i was used to the old one for 12 years. new one doesn't sound the same. i hate it.
	6:19pm Dean: my dryer would be named Clint Spinwell
	6:19pm All out Scott: kitten dryer
	6:19pm grtyvr: @Keith nice!
	6:19pm Frangry: @Noelle: me. i told him i had a crush on him LIVE ON THE AIR
	6:19pm BADBRAIN: Sam Sung
	6:20pm Noelle: Good for you...........
	6:20pm Paul D: Sam Sung is good.
	6:20pm GeorgeSimian: Chernobyl
	6:20pm Ciggy: my vacuum cleaner's name is, J. Edgar
	6:20pm dale: would just ted name his microwave 'just microwave?'
	6:20pm dale: he gave her a vibrator?
	6:21pm common: nice, ciggy!
	6:21pm smendy: My microwave is from 1976 and it was built and sold by JC Penney. I call it the Toxic Avenger, because it is probably very dangerous due to radiation leakage, which there probably tons of it.
	6:21pm queems: i'm def going
	6:21pm dale: robyn - you out there?
	6:21pm Paul D: REBEKKA NUKESALOT
	6:22pm stacky: I'd name Microwave Nukles, I'd nae my radio show "Have a good one"
	6:22pm chris: Nuker McNukeface hi, everyone!
	6:22pm miles: Percy Spencer!
	6:22pm common: chris!
	6:22pm dale: the balckenator.
	6:23pm northguineahills: @Ciggy: Nice!
	6:23pm dale: BLACKenator.
	6:23pm chris: common! beersies!
	6:23pm All out Scott: microwave-kitten dryer toaster-kitten paw warmer dryer-kitten amusement park vacuum-kitten torture
	6:23pm All out Scott: i love kittens
	6:23pm common: beersies, chris! and yes, microwaves are gross...even the band.
	6:24pm Chee: @Frangry - Aren't you a little too cool to be dating a dude from BLOOMFIELD NJ? You seem to mostly mock all NJ towns........
	6:24pm geoff mcq: Somebody once told me that the Welsh word for microwave is "poppity-ping"
	6:24pm dale: all out scott - our cat fraidy goes into the laundry room when the dryer is going and waits to jump in when it's done.
	6:24pm Just Ted: The Winter WFMU beanie is BALLER! You need to bring that back, oran SUW one!!!
	6:25pm lawrence: Professor Dum Dum
	6:25pm Just Ted: WSOU?
	6:25pm common: Dianne kamikaze!
	6:25pm miles: how DID u fmu haT?!
	6:25pm queems: i would wear the hell out of a wfmu winter hat
	6:25pm Dean: my microwave would be named Ross D. Froster
	6:25pm northguineahills: Wm Berger played the best metal!sniff
	6:25pm miles: *gettt??!
	6:25pm All out Scott: for the record i love cats and would never hurt one. unless it really asks for it
	6:25pm Just Ted: Wasn't that the rutgers station that played a lot of Heavy metal, WSOU?
	6:26pm Scott Longrally: My toaster’s name is simply WAFFLES.
	6:26pm chalmers: That's my thought, too @Just Ted, also a Jersey station, but associated with a college that still exists.
	6:26pm Layet the Jackalope: I'd name mine "Tom Servo."
	6:26pm queems: HAHA
	6:26pm Jeff Moore: Warmio.
	6:26pm Frank in Vt: I would name my microwave “Sparky”
	6:26pm Paul D: Have you ever heard of someone calling a vagina a hot dog warmer?
	6:26pm chalmers: WSOU is Seton Hall's station.
	6:26pm dale: YOU LADIES GAVE A TEE SHIRT TO SOMEONE WHO SMASHED A KIITEN'S HEAD WITH A ROCK YET FIND ALL OUT SCOTT"S ANSWERS ODD
	6:26pm Carmichael: There's our demographic!
	6:26pm Just Ted: @chalmers Ah, thanks!
	6:27pm JP: Warmer Warmer Chicken Dinner
	6:27pm queems: that kitten rock story still haunts me
	6:27pm All out Scott: thank you Dale
	6:27pm Rusty Tiki: Microwave is called Duke Nukem
	6:27pm devlawn: Dave Hill mentioned once that the Seton Hall station was very metal
	6:27pm miles: wait I meant to comment on a microwave. is this the radio?
	6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: The French word for microwave is hyperfréquence.
	6:28pm grtyvr: Brannigan! I would call my microwave Brannigan.
	6:28pm chris: jeeezuss i'm glad i missed the kitten rock story
	6:28pm plasticfangs: I'd name my toaster Mr Burns.
	6:28pm Carmichael: I would call this guy Face to Phone.
	6:28pm dale: nobody makes tea anymore by putting a kettle on the stove. 90 seconds in the mikey wave gives you hot water.
	6:28pm queems: they have electric teapots
	6:28pm All out Scott: amateur
	6:28pm Paul D: my parents still have their Sharp Carousel 2 microwave from 1989
	6:29pm Sean d: Micro Wayne!
	6:29pm Sean d: or microdave
	6:29pm queems: i also have gerd
	6:29pm RAWisROLLIE: I would name my microwave Maxipad
	6:30pm All out Scott: no pain is from the crack
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Mike R. O'Waive
	6:30pm Just Ted: @Frangry do you get gassy after you eat? It could be Small Intestinal Bacterial Overgrowth.
	6:30pm Dean: Watt Ever
	6:30pm RAWisROLLIE: Or maybe Nuke Skywalker...
	6:30pm common: man, Michele. jeezus. stress will kill us.
	6:30pm FlinkePus: My regular oven is called : Owen Wilson
	6:31pm geoff mcq: Michelle: the bird with GERD
	6:31pm Paul D: is it me or is everyone doing the Keto diet at the moment
	6:31pm northguineahills: Wow, I have the same psychosomatic symptoms of both Franny and Michelle.
	6:31pm northguineahills: Sean d wins!
	6:31pm Richard S: I make tea by boiling water in a pot on the stove, and then steeping it in a teapot.
	6:32pm Just Ted: Had them both back to back! It was great, watched the colonoscopy on the CCTV.
	6:32pm !ke: I'd name my blender BRYCE, of course!!!! (This will only make sense to Bryce's listeners.)
	6:32pm Slick Goldtooth: lol these florida broads aren't gonna get "nicky n'orker"
	6:32pm queems: also it's dangerous
	6:33pm ♪ke: Keto is another bogus fad diet. Ketosis is baloney.
	6:33pm six: Omg no! I’m getting one next week... Ben-Hur on the toilet!? Noo!
	6:33pm miles: the topic is? the name of your appliances? attributing a Christian name sorta thing?
	6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: @!ke - Maximum setting= Bryce
	6:33pm common: perfect, ike!
	6:33pm Paul D: I dunno man my friend did the kept diet and he lost 40 lbs
	6:33pm ! I X Key !: !
	6:33pm Ike: Holy crap I've never been on the list before! I thought that was too deep of a WFMU cut!!!!
	6:33pm Carmichael: I advocate the all beer diet.
	6:33pm Paul D: keto sorry
	6:34pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: she has some personal appliances
	6:34pm Just Ted: Kyle sounds SUPER rich.
	6:34pm Slick Goldtooth: true true, all that cholesterol and shit from eating bacon and fatty meat and clarified butter
	6:34pm I am the Upsetter: His name was Micro Dave. RIP
	6:34pm geoff mcq: Frank Zappa is my toilet's name
	6:34pm common: as well, Carmichael
	6:34pm northguineahills: I ain't a broad, but I know my NY/NJ slang (I used research slandg, and live in NYC, now in FL) Ike's one was good!
	6:34pm dale: folding panties is hard.
	6:35pm Paul D: Frangry have you tried Smooth Moves tea? Maybe you need to poop.
	6:35pm Sleaze: I think he meant WSOU for the radio station
	6:35pm Ike: @Paul D, I think almost any fad diet can work for certain people for obscure reasons (e.g. they were eating too much wheat before, or too much candy, or whatever) and it's easier to follow a specific restricted bunch of crazy fad directions than just to stop eating so much wheat, or candy, or whatever.
	6:35pm dale: fridge is a kenmore. BUT it's only a fridge. we have a separate freezer.
	6:35pm miles: can I name my coffee maker "Lil' Elvis" ? I just DID
	6:35pm Carmichael: My vacuum is Gonna Git You Sucka.
	6:35pm Andrew: I would name my TOASTER "Bernie" (as in burn-y)
	6:35pm Keith: Hey... I already called Frank Zapper 20 minutes ago!
	6:36pm Nicholas: I'm always telling my vacuum: "SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!"
	6:36pm MADMAN: KENNY MORE, IS MY FRIDGE
	6:36pm listener 126464: toaster- r. crumb
	6:37pm Jeff Moore: Microwave: Warmio Fridge: The Extherminator
	6:37pm Just Ted: Side Pony to regular pony?
	6:37pm All out Scott: i often find myself calling my microwave "hurry up". times have changed
	6:37pm dale: keith - gotta call.
	6:37pm Sleaze: My vacuum would be named slurpee
	6:37pm Just Ted: Hot Box
	6:38pm Carmichael: Black Hole Sun.
	6:38pm Frankie: @FRANCINE - Can you ask MICHELE why she wasn't SLUTTY in high school??????
	6:38pm RAWisROLLIE: My dishwasher is named the Lava Monster
	6:38pm Just Ted: Brown Rice has carbs
	6:38pm Smokestack: I call him Master Blaster!
	6:39pm Paul D: I thought brown rice had carbs
	6:39pm Carmichael: My vacuum is The Hickey Machine.
	6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: I call my mixer the Old Spinster.
	6:39pm dale: ladies - what do you name your vibrators?
	6:39pm Keith: Oh man that Andre documentary got me teary
	6:40pm miles: sometimes my answer is absolutely the best one ,hands down & no one notices
	6:40pm miles: hashtag sad face
	6:41pm RAWisROLLIE: My grill is named George Foreman. My quesadilla maker is also named George Foreman. It's ok, because George Foreman has five kids named George Foreman.
	6:41pm Dean: Andre the Giant only made it to age 46...I hadn't been aware of that.
	6:41pm Paul D: dude Perry ferrel has some really bad plastic surgery, he's looking really call me Caitlyn google it
	6:42pm J J F: fridge.. Fat Tony
	6:42pm northguineahills: RawisRollie is confirmed as George Forman!
	6:42pm Just Ted: Does Michele mean BoHo Beautiful? She has bad breath.
	6:42pm Jeff Moore: William Anthony Perry is The Refrigerator.
	6:42pm wean: my stove is named Ken Burns
	6:42pm All out Scott: William "the refridgerator " Perry
	6:43pm queems: oh man my mom used to make mad pockets
	6:43pm Richard S: HOT POCKETS?
	6:43pm dale: our air fryer is named 'worthless piece of shit' because kyle hates it.
	6:43pm northguineahills: George Foreman!
	6:43pm queems: she used to put cherry pie filling in them
	6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Walter Peyton didn't score a Super Bowl touchdown, but The Fridge did.
	6:43pm Carmichael: I have a hot dog heater called Dirk Diggler.
	6:44pm Just Ted: I'd like to get a pain press.
	6:44pm J J F: How bout name for garbage disposal? Chewy
	6:44pm MADMAN: WILLIAM ANTHOHY PERRY
	6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Jingles the popcorn popper.
	6:44pm Just Ted: OK, I meant Panini Press.
	6:44pm Dean: CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!!!!!! not cubs
	6:44pm RAWisROLLIE: The Fridge was in the WrestleMania 2 BATTLE ROYAL that Andre the Giant won!
	6:44pm dale: younger people eat out a LOT. they wouldn't get the purpose of a microwave.
	6:45pm miles: Chicago BEARs not cUbs
	6:45pm Paul D: I just want to stick a yam up my twat and call it a night.
	6:45pm MADMAN: CHICAGO BEARS
	6:45pm Smokestack: Da Bears
	6:45pm Melissa Dubs: DEFROSTITUTE
	6:46pm grtyvr: just hang on a sec, I have to put it in the DEFROSTITUTE!
	6:46pm Just Ted: 80's music video reference. Show confirmed good.
	6:46pm JP: my slowcooker is Stewbacca
	6:47pm grtyvr: Good one Melissa!
	6:47pm miles: my guess is u girls were swooning over Walter "sweetness" Peyton
	6:47pm Tango: @Frankie - Did you know your BOYFRIEND lives in BLOOMFIELD!!! I'm shocked!!!!!!!
	6:48pm Just Ted: I guess thats why Michele laughed so hard that time I said I was "High on Life"
	6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Jim McMahon wore shades all the time not to look cool, but because a fork stuck him in the eye at one point.
	6:48pm queems: that's hilarious
	6:48pm Slick Goldtooth: yooo digital underground good shit
	6:48pm Nicholas: "Did you ever have to rap?" is a very specific question.
	6:48pm miles: "don't use drugs get a natural high! " - Michell
	6:48pm spacecowboy: HUMPTY DANCE RULES!
	6:48pm dale: michele has twerked at a lot of weddings i'll wager.
	6:48pm spacecowboy: this isnt it - digital underground version
	6:49pm Richard S: now do the Hampster Dance!!!
	6:49pm queems: this isn't the humpty dance
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Save the dance for the next marathon.
	6:50pm northguineahills: Tupac was a backup dancer in the Digital Underground.
	6:50pm andyplants: https://youtu.be/fV7o0KG4WeQ
	6:50pm spacecowboy: YEAH! FRANGRY DID WAZZUP !!
	6:51pm Carmichael: Michele, do the Kool Aid Man.
	6:51pm Paul D: I would call my microwave Thirst trap. just cuz.
	6:51pm northguineahills: what andyplants posted.....
	6:51pm Just Ted: This is your chance do the hump... Do the humpty hump
	6:51pm Paul D: I like Michele's talent show story. that is amazing. also what drugs was she on INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
	6:52pm queems: i know every word to this song
	6:52pm miles: the "wazzup??" thing is old enough now that its acceptably campy & retro - #woke
	6:52pm spacecowboy: humpty funkin jumpn
	6:53pm All out Scott: I was the only one on the list and still didnt win
	6:53pm michael jordan: picked a good time to smoke a bowl
	6:53pm spacecowboy: im #woke to wazzip
	6:53pm Frangry: All out scott: stop being a baby!
	6:53pm Just Ted: I was more of a Kriss-Kross guy.
	6:53pm Paul D: I remember my raver friend took E during an assembly and had to leave.
	6:54pm Jeff Moore: The Roomba?
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: @Scott - Good luck at the art show tomorrow. I have some family commitments and can't make it.
	6:54pm dale: ROOMBA
	6:54pm northguineahills: Just Ted is still wearing his pants backwards (I hope)
	6:54pm Richard S: ROOMBA
	6:54pm Tone Loc: RUMBA
	6:54pm Just Ted: @All out Scott Asking about or whining about the list is the kiss of death.
	6:54pm six: Roomba
	6:54pm Jeff Moore: The thing which smears poop all over your house if a pet had an accident?
	6:55pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAAA!
	6:55pm chris: hahah, Jeff #techfail
	6:55pm Paul D: I wish I had someone to collect information about my space.
	6:55pm Jeff Moore: www.scarymommy.com...
	6:55pm Just Ted: Its like a roving dustpan.
	6:55pm miles: I think "know it all" must do voice over work? I could see him doing that "with a name like smuckers it's gotta be good" line- its a bilateral lisp thing u sort of sense a palate there
	6:55pm spacecowboy: But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me - Humpty 1991
	6:56pm Slick Goldtooth: i wouldn't be surprised if roomba owners magically start getting extra ads for furnishings
	6:56pm dale: michele would have sex with her roomba
	6:56pm miles: @Jeff - r u LA Jeff ? echo park?
	6:57pm Tone Loc: Francine or Michele - 1st to have sex????????
	6:57pm Paul D: thats a cute name
	6:57pm Jeff Moore: @miles: nah, I'm pure Right Coast.
	6:58pm andyplants: Outside
	6:58pm miles: ahh phew at Jeff - ha
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm Just Ted: Not magic, PHYSICS!
	6:58pm billy corgan: what day r u going to the record fair?
	6:58pm common: it's Friday the 13th and everyone should watch Friday the 13th part IV with Crispin glover! so good
	6:59pm MADMAN: LATER LISTERNERS
	6:59pm miles: is Andy p. using the board to text franny?ha
	6:59pm MADMAN: LATER LISTERNERS
	6:59pm dale: YAY! i get to wash and fold her new tee shirt.
	7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Congrats, kyle & dale.

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April 13, 2018: What Would You Name Your Microwave?

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Listener comments!
	6:05pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:05pm Carmichael: RRRROOOOBBBBOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!!
	6:06pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: RRRobots!
	6:06pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: what is a microwave?
	6:06pm Richard S: Hey hey!
	6:06pm dale: jeebus - let's get on with the mayhem!
	6:06pm JP: Hi Weirdos
	6:06pm the cl@m digger: That foreboding music...
	6:06pm Slick Goldtooth: oh man nice weather, i wager 3 topic changes at the bare minimum
	6:07pm Carmichael: My microwave's name would be My Only Friend.
	6:07pm Just Ted: It's a Summer-like Friday! Do we have a Summer Friday Frangry?
	6:07pm dale: ours is already called mikey wave.
	6:07pm I am the Upsetter: I just threw my microwave in the garage!
	6:07pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: yay, they already sound super drunk!
	6:08pm northguineahills: I only got a microwave against my will. Never use it. I only cook from scratch (hurrumph!) (I'm serious).
	6:08pm Carmichael: 3:07, you tied your record!
	6:08pm queems: it's only 6:08
	6:08pm Carmichael: 6:07 on the east coast.
	6:09pm Paul D: My microwaves name would be Kathy Ireland. Because its super square faced. What?
	6:09pm Just Ted: ASMR it Frangry!!
	6:09pm MADMAN: FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
	6:09pm dale: SHE'S PREGGERS!
	6:09pm J J F: Zippy Fred..
	6:09pm Brando: @FRANNY - can't you talk the mic into being hard???
	6:09pm Slick Goldtooth: i feel like everyone has IBS now
	6:09pm queems: fodmap baby
	6:10pm Just Ted: It could be E. Coli There's been an outbreak in NJ.
	6:10pm Carmichael: How many beers in, Frangry?
	6:10pm dale: michele, you may need synthroid. if your hair falls out that's a sign
	6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: Huh? Vociferous vegetables? Ones that talk all the time?
	6:10pm Carmichael: Maybe it's a tumor.
	6:10pm dale: CRUCIFEROUS vegetables.
	6:10pm Paul D: happy spring. I would named mine Zap after the American gladiator
	6:10pm queems: synthroid isn't so bad. i take it
	6:11pm Mark M.: It could be anything.
	6:11pm dale: ....ones that worship crucifer.
	6:11pm Richard S: I'd call it the Food-O-Rack-O-Cycle. From The Jetsons....
	6:11pm Brando: You just raised $1.3million - can't you afford a new mic?
	6:12pm Paul D: Ramen Inmamouth
	6:12pm northguineahills: What would Devin Nunes name his microwave, citrus foreplay?
	6:12pm dale: my wife takes it. but you aren't supposed to have caffeine when you take it which made coffee in the morning twice the effort. but it's better than a bald wife.
	6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: Michele's microwave works under water, of course.
	6:12pm queems: i would name mine donald trump because if it is micro waving it probably has tiny hands
	6:12pm Carmichael: Heat it 'n' eat it.
	6:13pm Paul D: I would name mine Sade Badinemermwa
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: @queems, genius
	6:13pm grtyvr: pop
	6:13pm Richard S: @queems - LOVE IT!
	6:13pm dale: blendy, toasty, washy. these are all easy questions.
	6:13pm Just Ted: Lots of people name their cars.
	6:13pm Paul D: or Yasmine Beeth
	6:13pm chalmers: Toaster has to be Bernie.
	6:13pm dale: paul d: Sade Badinemermwa - meow!
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: @dale the classic pee wee herman naming conventions
	6:13pm BADBRAIN: waverly
	6:13pm Carmichael: Blender would be Puree.
	6:14pm dale: toni yates get's my motor running.
	6:14pm yeah: They're all named "sweetie"
	6:14pm Franny Quality Control: I see that Franny has retuned to her old habit of saying "often" with a hard "T" like all the millenial idiots... of which she is NOT one! So it hurts to hear!! xo
	6:14pm Paul D: What do you think Ganene Garafolo is doing right now.
	6:14pm dale: hoover.
	6:14pm common: I don't believe in microwaves. except for the band.
	6:14pm queems: francine is the best name. sincerely, francine
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: "so weird" i wasn't aware this was called Shut Up, Normie.
	6:15pm BADBRAIN: vic the vac
	6:15pm Carmichael: Refrigerator is Sir Cools a Lot.
	6:15pm MADMAN: SLOW POKE IS MY MICROWAVE (ITS OLD)
	6:16pm northguineahills: implying people on the comments board or calling into WFMU aren't weird
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: Mine's a Whirlpool, so I'd call it Whirly.
	6:16pm JP: My Grandma refused to buy a microwave because she called it a Fancy Potato Baker.
	6:16pm queems: i saw someone with a wfmu bag at the dermatologist today
	6:17pm dale: michele should hook up with little matty - he would make her laugh which is the MOST IMPORTANT THING!
	6:17pm Paul D: shh. I hate spring.
	6:17pm King Dean: Spicoli
	6:17pm Nicholas: Oh, wait! I take it back. I would name my toaster Crispin Glower.
	6:18pm Carmichael: Frangry is already bored ...
	6:18pm Noelle: @FRANCINE - Who made the 1st "move" to get your relationship started - you or Andy P???????
	6:18pm northguineahills: Ha, Holopaw was the name of my friend's band in college! (one member was from there).
	6:18pm Kate: I don’t trust microwaves but I would definitely name my toaster Toastradamus
	6:18pm Paul D: Microwave Haiku? Smelmopoo
	6:18pm Keith: Frank Zapper
	6:19pm dale: i just had to buy a new microwave. i was used to the old one for 12 years. new one doesn't sound the same. i hate it.
	6:19pm Dean: my dryer would be named Clint Spinwell
	6:19pm All out Scott: kitten dryer
	6:19pm grtyvr: @Keith nice!
	6:19pm Frangry: @Noelle: me. i told him i had a crush on him LIVE ON THE AIR
	6:19pm BADBRAIN: Sam Sung
	6:20pm Noelle: Good for you...........
	6:20pm Paul D: Sam Sung is good.
	6:20pm GeorgeSimian: Chernobyl
	6:20pm Ciggy: my vacuum cleaner's name is, J. Edgar
	6:20pm dale: would just ted name his microwave 'just microwave?'
	6:20pm dale: he gave her a vibrator?
	6:21pm common: nice, ciggy!
	6:21pm smendy: My microwave is from 1976 and it was built and sold by JC Penney. I call it the Toxic Avenger, because it is probably very dangerous due to radiation leakage, which there probably tons of it.
	6:21pm queems: i'm def going
	6:21pm dale: robyn - you out there?
	6:21pm Paul D: REBEKKA NUKESALOT
	6:22pm stacky: I'd name Microwave Nukles, I'd nae my radio show "Have a good one"
	6:22pm chris: Nuker McNukeface hi, everyone!
	6:22pm miles: Percy Spencer!
	6:22pm common: chris!
	6:22pm dale: the balckenator.
	6:23pm northguineahills: @Ciggy: Nice!
	6:23pm dale: BLACKenator.
	6:23pm chris: common! beersies!
	6:23pm All out Scott: microwave-kitten dryer toaster-kitten paw warmer dryer-kitten amusement park vacuum-kitten torture
	6:23pm All out Scott: i love kittens
	6:23pm common: beersies, chris! and yes, microwaves are gross...even the band.
	6:24pm Chee: @Frangry - Aren't you a little too cool to be dating a dude from BLOOMFIELD NJ? You seem to mostly mock all NJ towns........
	6:24pm geoff mcq: Somebody once told me that the Welsh word for microwave is "poppity-ping"
	6:24pm dale: all out scott - our cat fraidy goes into the laundry room when the dryer is going and waits to jump in when it's done.
	6:24pm Just Ted: The Winter WFMU beanie is BALLER! You need to bring that back, oran SUW one!!!
	6:25pm lawrence: Professor Dum Dum
	6:25pm Just Ted: WSOU?
	6:25pm common: Dianne kamikaze!
	6:25pm miles: how DID u fmu haT?!
	6:25pm queems: i would wear the hell out of a wfmu winter hat
	6:25pm Dean: my microwave would be named Ross D. Froster
	6:25pm northguineahills: Wm Berger played the best metal!sniff
	6:25pm miles: *gettt??!
	6:25pm All out Scott: for the record i love cats and would never hurt one. unless it really asks for it
	6:25pm Just Ted: Wasn't that the rutgers station that played a lot of Heavy metal, WSOU?
	6:26pm Scott Longrally: My toaster’s name is simply WAFFLES.
	6:26pm chalmers: That's my thought, too @Just Ted, also a Jersey station, but associated with a college that still exists.
	6:26pm Layet the Jackalope: I'd name mine "Tom Servo."
	6:26pm queems: HAHA
	6:26pm Jeff Moore: Warmio.
	6:26pm Frank in Vt: I would name my microwave “Sparky”
	6:26pm Paul D: Have you ever heard of someone calling a vagina a hot dog warmer?
	6:26pm chalmers: WSOU is Seton Hall's station.
	6:26pm dale: YOU LADIES GAVE A TEE SHIRT TO SOMEONE WHO SMASHED A KIITEN'S HEAD WITH A ROCK YET FIND ALL OUT SCOTT"S ANSWERS ODD
	6:26pm Carmichael: There's our demographic!
	6:26pm Just Ted: @chalmers Ah, thanks!
	6:27pm JP: Warmer Warmer Chicken Dinner
	6:27pm queems: that kitten rock story still haunts me
	6:27pm All out Scott: thank you Dale
	6:27pm Rusty Tiki: Microwave is called Duke Nukem
	6:27pm devlawn: Dave Hill mentioned once that the Seton Hall station was very metal
	6:27pm miles: wait I meant to comment on a microwave. is this the radio?
	6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: The French word for microwave is hyperfréquence.
	6:28pm grtyvr: Brannigan! I would call my microwave Brannigan.
	6:28pm chris: jeeezuss i'm glad i missed the kitten rock story
	6:28pm plasticfangs: I'd name my toaster Mr Burns.
	6:28pm Carmichael: I would call this guy Face to Phone.
	6:28pm dale: nobody makes tea anymore by putting a kettle on the stove. 90 seconds in the mikey wave gives you hot water.
	6:28pm queems: they have electric teapots
	6:28pm All out Scott: amateur
	6:28pm Paul D: my parents still have their Sharp Carousel 2 microwave from 1989
	6:29pm Sean d: Micro Wayne!
	6:29pm Sean d: or microdave
	6:29pm queems: i also have gerd
	6:29pm RAWisROLLIE: I would name my microwave Maxipad
	6:30pm All out Scott: no pain is from the crack
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Mike R. O'Waive
	6:30pm Just Ted: @Frangry do you get gassy after you eat? It could be Small Intestinal Bacterial Overgrowth.
	6:30pm Dean: Watt Ever
	6:30pm RAWisROLLIE: Or maybe Nuke Skywalker...
	6:30pm common: man, Michele. jeezus. stress will kill us.
	6:30pm FlinkePus: My regular oven is called : Owen Wilson
	6:31pm geoff mcq: Michelle: the bird with GERD
	6:31pm Paul D: is it me or is everyone doing the Keto diet at the moment
	6:31pm northguineahills: Wow, I have the same psychosomatic symptoms of both Franny and Michelle.
	6:31pm northguineahills: Sean d wins!
	6:31pm Richard S: I make tea by boiling water in a pot on the stove, and then steeping it in a teapot.
	6:32pm Just Ted: Had them both back to back! It was great, watched the colonoscopy on the CCTV.
	6:32pm !ke: I'd name my blender BRYCE, of course!!!! (This will only make sense to Bryce's listeners.)
	6:32pm Slick Goldtooth: lol these florida broads aren't gonna get "nicky n'orker"
	6:32pm queems: also it's dangerous
	6:33pm ♪ke: Keto is another bogus fad diet. Ketosis is baloney.
	6:33pm six: Omg no! I’m getting one next week... Ben-Hur on the toilet!? Noo!
	6:33pm miles: the topic is? the name of your appliances? attributing a Christian name sorta thing?
	6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: @!ke - Maximum setting= Bryce
	6:33pm common: perfect, ike!
	6:33pm Paul D: I dunno man my friend did the kept diet and he lost 40 lbs
	6:33pm ! I X Key !: !
	6:33pm Ike: Holy crap I've never been on the list before! I thought that was too deep of a WFMU cut!!!!
	6:33pm Carmichael: I advocate the all beer diet.
	6:33pm Paul D: keto sorry
	6:34pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: she has some personal appliances
	6:34pm Just Ted: Kyle sounds SUPER rich.
	6:34pm Slick Goldtooth: true true, all that cholesterol and shit from eating bacon and fatty meat and clarified butter
	6:34pm I am the Upsetter: His name was Micro Dave. RIP
	6:34pm geoff mcq: Frank Zappa is my toilet's name
	6:34pm common: as well, Carmichael
	6:34pm northguineahills: I ain't a broad, but I know my NY/NJ slang (I used research slandg, and live in NYC, now in FL) Ike's one was good!
	6:34pm dale: folding panties is hard.
	6:35pm Paul D: Frangry have you tried Smooth Moves tea? Maybe you need to poop.
	6:35pm Sleaze: I think he meant WSOU for the radio station
	6:35pm Ike: @Paul D, I think almost any fad diet can work for certain people for obscure reasons (e.g. they were eating too much wheat before, or too much candy, or whatever) and it's easier to follow a specific restricted bunch of crazy fad directions than just to stop eating so much wheat, or candy, or whatever.
	6:35pm dale: fridge is a kenmore. BUT it's only a fridge. we have a separate freezer.
	6:35pm miles: can I name my coffee maker "Lil' Elvis" ? I just DID
	6:35pm Carmichael: My vacuum is Gonna Git You Sucka.
	6:35pm Andrew: I would name my TOASTER "Bernie" (as in burn-y)
	6:35pm Keith: Hey... I already called Frank Zapper 20 minutes ago!
	6:36pm Nicholas: I'm always telling my vacuum: "SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!"
	6:36pm MADMAN: KENNY MORE, IS MY FRIDGE
	6:36pm listener 126464: toaster- r. crumb
	6:37pm Jeff Moore: Microwave: Warmio Fridge: The Extherminator
	6:37pm Just Ted: Side Pony to regular pony?
	6:37pm All out Scott: i often find myself calling my microwave "hurry up". times have changed
	6:37pm dale: keith - gotta call.
	6:37pm Sleaze: My vacuum would be named slurpee
	6:37pm Just Ted: Hot Box
	6:38pm Carmichael: Black Hole Sun.
	6:38pm Frankie: @FRANCINE - Can you ask MICHELE why she wasn't SLUTTY in high school??????
	6:38pm RAWisROLLIE: My dishwasher is named the Lava Monster
	6:38pm Just Ted: Brown Rice has carbs
	6:38pm Smokestack: I call him Master Blaster!
	6:39pm Paul D: I thought brown rice had carbs
	6:39pm Carmichael: My vacuum is The Hickey Machine.
	6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: I call my mixer the Old Spinster.
	6:39pm dale: ladies - what do you name your vibrators?
	6:39pm Keith: Oh man that Andre documentary got me teary
	6:40pm miles: sometimes my answer is absolutely the best one ,hands down & no one notices
	6:40pm miles: hashtag sad face
	6:41pm RAWisROLLIE: My grill is named George Foreman. My quesadilla maker is also named George Foreman. It's ok, because George Foreman has five kids named George Foreman.
	6:41pm Dean: Andre the Giant only made it to age 46...I hadn't been aware of that.
	6:41pm Paul D: dude Perry ferrel has some really bad plastic surgery, he's looking really call me Caitlyn google it
	6:42pm J J F: fridge.. Fat Tony
	6:42pm northguineahills: RawisRollie is confirmed as George Forman!
	6:42pm Just Ted: Does Michele mean BoHo Beautiful? She has bad breath.
	6:42pm Jeff Moore: William Anthony Perry is The Refrigerator.
	6:42pm wean: my stove is named Ken Burns
	6:42pm All out Scott: William "the refridgerator " Perry
	6:43pm queems: oh man my mom used to make mad pockets
	6:43pm Richard S: HOT POCKETS?
	6:43pm dale: our air fryer is named 'worthless piece of shit' because kyle hates it.
	6:43pm northguineahills: George Foreman!
	6:43pm queems: she used to put cherry pie filling in them
	6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Walter Peyton didn't score a Super Bowl touchdown, but The Fridge did.
	6:43pm Carmichael: I have a hot dog heater called Dirk Diggler.
	6:44pm Just Ted: I'd like to get a pain press.
	6:44pm J J F: How bout name for garbage disposal? Chewy
	6:44pm MADMAN: WILLIAM ANTHOHY PERRY
	6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Jingles the popcorn popper.
	6:44pm Just Ted: OK, I meant Panini Press.
	6:44pm Dean: CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!!!!!! not cubs
	6:44pm RAWisROLLIE: The Fridge was in the WrestleMania 2 BATTLE ROYAL that Andre the Giant won!
	6:44pm dale: younger people eat out a LOT. they wouldn't get the purpose of a microwave.
	6:45pm miles: Chicago BEARs not cUbs
	6:45pm Paul D: I just want to stick a yam up my twat and call it a night.
	6:45pm MADMAN: CHICAGO BEARS
	6:45pm Smokestack: Da Bears
	6:45pm Melissa Dubs: DEFROSTITUTE
	6:46pm grtyvr: just hang on a sec, I have to put it in the DEFROSTITUTE!
	6:46pm Just Ted: 80's music video reference. Show confirmed good.
	6:46pm JP: my slowcooker is Stewbacca
	6:47pm grtyvr: Good one Melissa!
	6:47pm miles: my guess is u girls were swooning over Walter "sweetness" Peyton
	6:47pm Tango: @Frankie - Did you know your BOYFRIEND lives in BLOOMFIELD!!! I'm shocked!!!!!!!
	6:48pm Just Ted: I guess thats why Michele laughed so hard that time I said I was "High on Life"
	6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Jim McMahon wore shades all the time not to look cool, but because a fork stuck him in the eye at one point.
	6:48pm queems: that's hilarious
	6:48pm Slick Goldtooth: yooo digital underground good shit
	6:48pm Nicholas: "Did you ever have to rap?" is a very specific question.
	6:48pm miles: "don't use drugs get a natural high! " - Michell
	6:48pm spacecowboy: HUMPTY DANCE RULES!
	6:48pm dale: michele has twerked at a lot of weddings i'll wager.
	6:48pm spacecowboy: this isnt it - digital underground version
	6:49pm Richard S: now do the Hampster Dance!!!
	6:49pm queems: this isn't the humpty dance
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Save the dance for the next marathon.
	6:50pm northguineahills: Tupac was a backup dancer in the Digital Underground.
	6:50pm andyplants: https://youtu.be/fV7o0KG4WeQ
	6:50pm spacecowboy: YEAH! FRANGRY DID WAZZUP !!
	6:51pm Carmichael: Michele, do the Kool Aid Man.
	6:51pm Paul D: I would call my microwave Thirst trap. just cuz.
	6:51pm northguineahills: what andyplants posted.....
	6:51pm Just Ted: This is your chance do the hump... Do the humpty hump
	6:51pm Paul D: I like Michele's talent show story. that is amazing. also what drugs was she on INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
	6:52pm queems: i know every word to this song
	6:52pm miles: the "wazzup??" thing is old enough now that its acceptably campy & retro - #woke
	6:52pm spacecowboy: humpty funkin jumpn
	6:53pm All out Scott: I was the only one on the list and still didnt win
	6:53pm michael jordan: picked a good time to smoke a bowl
	6:53pm spacecowboy: im #woke to wazzip
	6:53pm Frangry: All out scott: stop being a baby!
	6:53pm Just Ted: I was more of a Kriss-Kross guy.
	6:53pm Paul D: I remember my raver friend took E during an assembly and had to leave.
	6:54pm Jeff Moore: The Roomba?
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: @Scott - Good luck at the art show tomorrow. I have some family commitments and can't make it.
	6:54pm dale: ROOMBA
	6:54pm northguineahills: Just Ted is still wearing his pants backwards (I hope)
	6:54pm Richard S: ROOMBA
	6:54pm Tone Loc: RUMBA
	6:54pm Just Ted: @All out Scott Asking about or whining about the list is the kiss of death.
	6:54pm six: Roomba
	6:54pm Jeff Moore: The thing which smears poop all over your house if a pet had an accident?
	6:55pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAAA!
	6:55pm chris: hahah, Jeff #techfail
	6:55pm Paul D: I wish I had someone to collect information about my space.
	6:55pm Jeff Moore: www.scarymommy.com...
	6:55pm Just Ted: Its like a roving dustpan.
	6:55pm miles: I think "know it all" must do voice over work? I could see him doing that "with a name like smuckers it's gotta be good" line- its a bilateral lisp thing u sort of sense a palate there
	6:55pm spacecowboy: But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me - Humpty 1991
	6:56pm Slick Goldtooth: i wouldn't be surprised if roomba owners magically start getting extra ads for furnishings
	6:56pm dale: michele would have sex with her roomba
	6:56pm miles: @Jeff - r u LA Jeff ? echo park?
	6:57pm Tone Loc: Francine or Michele - 1st to have sex????????
	6:57pm Paul D: thats a cute name
	6:57pm Jeff Moore: @miles: nah, I'm pure Right Coast.
	6:58pm andyplants: Outside
	6:58pm miles: ahh phew at Jeff - ha
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm Just Ted: Not magic, PHYSICS!
	6:58pm billy corgan: what day r u going to the record fair?
	6:58pm common: it's Friday the 13th and everyone should watch Friday the 13th part IV with Crispin glover! so good
	6:59pm MADMAN: LATER LISTERNERS
	6:59pm miles: is Andy p. using the board to text franny?ha
	6:59pm MADMAN: LATER LISTERNERS
	6:59pm dale: YAY! i get to wash and fold her new tee shirt.
	7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Congrats, kyle & dale.

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 13, 2018

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