Hamboning and Hoodling: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:25am -Ken:

Morning Friends!

7:24am cory:

g'morning ken

7:34am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hello, Mr Ken and Mr cory!

Nice collection of big GIFs. Gotta love the sideways tornados and octupus face attacks niche videos! Talking about tornados...I see the GIF of the week is missing in here! The one where the portable toilet flies away like a kite!

7:45am cory:

hiya FoFo

7:47am Stinky Inky:

Got all 3 right! Amazing it works from England

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7:54am -Ken:

way to go Stinky! You are one out of a thousand! Actually make that one out of ten,

7:56am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Hey Ken et al! The octupus facial attacks are truly unnerving. You know, I read that one scientist postulates that octopi are extraterrestial in origin becsause:
1. Octopi are invertebrates, yet as smart as dogs.
2. Have eyes like cameras in complexity.
3. Are so different from other sea life.

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8:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha....nice plug on the Wake 'n' Bake program just now, complete with goat alarm.

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8:30am -Ken:

haha i missed it! @WildNeil I heard that too.

8:40am Listener Robert:

If your head feels strange, that doesn't mean you need a bigger hat. It just means you should stop putting strange things into it. Try blending into the background, going with the wind or the flow. Let the traffic take you and give you a hand. Let the auto-refresh stop closing all the GIFs in this browser.

8:44am Henry in Hopatcong:

Ken, I thought you might get a kick out of Surfbort's new single called 45... youtu.be...

8:46am Listener Robert:

Hot dog! Get a head up, a sunny disposition (or disposal). See what you're getting into while you monkey around., and you'll find it has enough legs.

9:01am Otto’s Dad:

Great show Clay! Thanks man!

9:02am Aaron Working In Newark:

Good Morning Ken

9:02am Sebastian:

good morning!

9:02am Roberto:

Aww poor octokitty!

9:02am weiterso:

wow, great start, guten morgen

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9:03am N.A.R.D.:

Am I too late to make a request? Can we hear some of The Shaggs today?

9:03am David in London:

There is a documented case of an octopus under study in a research lab that deliberately took out the electrical system by jetting water at the lights.

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9:05am N.A.R.D.:

I've always wanted a pet octopus, but I get so emotional when I lose a pet, I don't think I could handle their short life span.

9:06am Vincent Nifigance:

I for one welcome our new cephalapod overlords.

9:06am Roberto:

I saw a couple of octopies on a beach in California last year. I held a stick near one and it immediately grabbed it and pulled. Those suckers are strong.

9:07am Sebastian:

I still have an octopus-handpuppet I got when I was a little kid, David. Get one of those - almost as good as the real thing and a much longer lifespan

9:08am Sebastian:

it's exactly like this one, $17.99: www.dadababyboutique.com...

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9:08am N.A.R.D.:

I do have a stuffed animal octopus that I won at the carnival when I was in 4th grade, he's lived for 25 years with only minimal injury from curious rats...

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9:09am Webhamster Henry:

Good morning Ken and Wednesday Morning Timesluts!

9:11am Sebastian:

oh sorry N.A.R.D., mixed up the names, never mind, David!

9:11am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Do we have an octopus alarm? Seize the Zeitgeist, Ken!

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9:11am Guido from Cologne:

Hell Ken!

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9:12am N.A.R.D.:

That's okay, my boss calls me Kevin all the time. There's no one in our office even named Kevin...

9:12am northguineahills:

I for one, welcome out octopod overlords...

Mmmm.... tako....

9:12am northguineahills:

errr... our....

9:13am Sebastian:

dead kittens, Cage and octopi, hmmm

9:14am F ҉ F ҉ (:

We have the German trifecta today, Ken! Guido, Sebastian, and weiterso! Hallo!

9:15am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

i remember this bob hund track from the late wfmu beware of the blog when some of you dj's posted it on there some 10-12 years ago!

9:15am Sebastian:

that reminds me, I'll have to check on my Krautsalat

9:16am cory:

that reminds me, i have to go in early to make german potato salad

9:17am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hello, Serbia! Do you listen to or are aware of the Burek Forever show from Tilos Radio?

9:18am David in London:

Gruss euch Deutschland

9:19am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

9:19am NewWilOrder:

www.facebook.com...

9:19am G:

Man that's piercing

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9:20am -Ken:

Tilos Radio is from Budapest Hungary I think

9:20am peter:

Oh and it was going SO well.

9:20am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

but i do love hungarian girls tho

9:21am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Good idea, cory! Let's all prepare our favourite German potato salads to celebrate and commiserate the Germans people for their irreparable loss (on their first match in the world cup!).

9:22am melinda:

Morning everyone

9:22am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

mexico could have scored at least 2 more

9:23am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Tilos Radio is from Hungary, indeed. But they have a Serbian show called Burek Forever. That's what I listen when I am not listening to Ken, DIY or Irwin.

9:24am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And by DIY i mean "Do it or DIY"

P.S. VELENO MORTALEEEEE!!!

9:25am Diezel Tea:

Bari luys Ken jan, inch ka chka?

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9:25am karlward:

Another week and still no Mariah Carey performing her hits in German.

9:25am wfmu listener phillip:

MORNING KEN! and Kennites! i know its wrong but i love hotdogs for breakfast!

9:27am David in London:

@karlward - I feel your pain.

9:29am weiterso:

no soccer talk today, please. More fried calamares for everyone!

9:29am Diezel Tea:

Also, octopi, squids and cuttlefish are inexplicable as to how they evolved beyond all other sea life, further supporting the hypothesis that their origins came from a extraterrestrial rock of sorts crashing into our oceans some time ago.

9:29am northguineahills:

I was wearing my El Tri jersey at the local footy pub for Deutschland-Mexico.

9:31am steveo:

good morning your mayhem brings me happiness

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9:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Happy Cephalapod Day!

9:33am Emergency Alert System:

Our systems have detected an imminent threat.

Threath level 5:
Mariah Carey was implicitly requested at 9:25hrs by commenter karlward.

What to do in case DJ plays request?
Proceed with disconnecting your headphones, turning volume down, running for your life, or flushing radio down the toilet.

This message was brought to you by FEMA

9:34am Diezel Tea:

I've always wanted a pet cuttlefish. I think it would keep my cat's mind active while my better half and I abandon her each day for 9 hours to sit at desks in order to get money for food and shelter.

9:35am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Thank goodness for FEMA. I wasn't aware of the imminent danger. I;m gonna hurry up my preparation of the German potato salad.

9:36am Diezel Tea:

Lav eli, Ken))) Fema-i chgiten inch anum enk stex...

9:37am David in London:

#Carey Nation

9:40am Roberto:

Thank you for the World Cup hate fodder, Ken. I've always hated it but it's good to have specific reasons to cite.

9:41am Sam:

Every time it gets hot in Moscow hundreds of pissed drunk people drown in the canals.

9:41am queems:

i haven’t started paying attention to the soccer yet but i will soon

9:42am Sebastian:

well, nice to (not actually) have known you, queems!

9:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

In Mexico City excited people triggered the seismic alarm two times after Mexico scored against Germany, according to local authorities. I kid you not. These are called artificial earthquakes.

9:42am Sam:

Sports is the root of all evil

9:43am Diezel Tea:

@queems Don't do it! Better to pay attention to the weather and sidewalk conditions than soccer.

9:43am queems:

i like to watch other people get excited by things while i meh at things

9:43am queems:

that is my entertainment

9:43am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

we call it football, because the ball is actually a ball, and it's not tossed around by hand ;)

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9:44am N.A.R.D.:

Diezel Tea! I wanted to tell you that you've got me using my lunch break to buy ingredients for lahmacun! Can't wait to get home and make dinner, now!

9:45am steveo:

if a mashup gives me chills, i guess that's a sign it's well-done

9:45am Sam:

Ah crap I seem to be picking up two radio stations at once

9:46am queems:

my coworkers are all from other countries so shit is getting real in my office this month

9:46am Roberto:

Octokitty looks somewhat like my new kitty.

9:46am Sam:

Reminds me of driving in the mountains when frequencies bleed into each other and create natural staticky mashups

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9:46am Webhamster Henry:

DJ Jesuspants in the house!

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9:47am N.A.R.D.:

@Roberto, that's because it is your cat, he was relocated after the incident.

9:48am Nick S.:

Morning, Ken! This mashup is better than both original songs, imo.

9:49am Roberto:

N.A.R.D., that might explain (actually her) bizarre behavior.

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9:50am N.A.R.D.:

Honestly, I can't distinguish different cats from each other. They all look exactly the same to me. Kind of like how some people can't distinguish one pigeon from another.

9:51am F ҉ F ҉ (:

What I like about the football World Cup is how easily triggers Americans' exceptionalism sense.

9:51am cory:

off to work. be nice and take care of each other

9:52am F ҉ F ҉ (:

cory, wait! You just said you are going to work! That's unpossible! We WFMU listeners don't do work! Come back here. Is the German potato salad ready?

9:53am Diezel Tea:

@N.A.R.D. Apres axper jan, mec hajoxutyun! It might take a few tries to get it right if you're making it at home. Hehe, my ex back when I lived in NJ once tried to make it as a surprise and the damn white girl "butchered" it as it were. Have you had it before?

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9:53am N.A.R.D.:

I am a WFMU listener and I do go to work, where I don't actually work, but instead listen to WFMU and lurk on the comments board

9:53am Roberto:

Something about the World Cup turns me into an angry old white American male every four years. As opposed to the rest of the time when I'm basically an angry old white American male.

9:54am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

This new Big Blood album is just wonderful. Any chance they're coming back to Monty Hall?

9:55am David in London:

@N.A.R.D. - Your employer should notice your initiative and reward you with a promotion.

9:55am Diezel Tea:

BIG BLOOD BIG BLOOD !! So happy I got to see them at Monty Hall before I escaped the US.

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9:56am N.A.R.D.:

@Diezel Tea, I'm a second generation Armenian immigrant to the US, I grew up on Armenian foods like lahamcun and kashlama! Not to mention the Armenian fusion foods, like lamburgers and muttacos (mutton tacos)!

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9:57am -Ken:

Yeah, I'd love Big Blood to come back to Monty. I'll start working on it.

9:57am peter:

Regrettably i have arrived at my place of work. Thanks for the ride.

9:58am peter:

...corn weeny, corn weeny...

9:59am peter:

XOX

9:59am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

They are playing in Beacon, NY in July or August. Call them!

10:00am peter:

Mwah!

10:00am BVP:

This is so good.

10:00am Diezel Tea:

@N.A.R.D. ah ha, then you know what you're doing, my kitchen fears have been laid to sleep))

10:01am Mick:

I cast many votes for Big Blood at Monty Hall...

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10:02am Webhamster Henry:

A few corn weenies would go well with this hot weather!

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10:02am N.A.R.D.:

I wouldn't say I know what I'm doing, but I know enough to only screw it up a little. It's not my tatik's cooking, but I do okay.

10:03am steveo:

if i favorite this song will I be put on a list by the authorities?

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10:04am Walt:

Is there any video of Big Blood at Monty Hall?

10:04am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And who is this mysterious John -who made this legendary Corn Weenie remix? No idea yet?

10:07am The Oscar:

Counterpoint: COME OUT AND PLAAAAYAAAAAAY!!!

10:08am dinatekno:

The Warriors was an AWESOME movie!!! I was a teenager when that came out - and everyone I know LOVED it. I'll still watch it any day of the week over half the crap that passes for movies these days.

10:09am F ҉ F ҉ (:

I like to think the author is John From Oslo. The legendary commenter that used to comment here more than a decade ago when I was just a little fofo still learning how to type comments (and who knew? I'm still learning).

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10:09am Walt:

I have to say that the quality of the photography from the "Batman" TV series gif (girl with Capri pants on shag carpet) is very impressive.

10:10am queems:

i’m intimately familiar with the bqe and i don’t hear it

10:11am The Oscar:

One time I was hanging out with some friends and the subject of The Warriors came up. As we were talking, one friend gathered up three beer bottles, put them on his fingers, started clinking them together, and said, “What’s The Warriors?” He was serious. I still have no explanation for this.

10:14am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And he had more fingers left to hold even more bottles, but HE DID NOT DIG IT, did he, The Oscar?

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10:14am N.A.R.D.:

He could have DUG IT, but he CHOSE NOT TO!

10:15am Scott Williams:

Big Blood is playing Beacon, NY August 18 at Quinn's. I'd LOVE to get them back to Monty Hall, we'll see if they can be persuaded to travel again.

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10:15am -Ken:

@steveo - by creating a profile on WFMU you are giving WFMU explicit permission to algorhythmically determine your hat size and then sell that data to hat retailers worldwide.

10:15am Mailman Tom:

Will Professor Dum Dum be returning to the WFMU airwaves?

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10:16am -Ken:

@Mailman Tom, yes, probably. I hope so. He was unable to do a show this summer.

10:17am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Oh man, I know steveo and he's very private about the size of his head too. He goes to great lengths to hide it and it is not an easy thing to do as you might imagine.

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10:18am N.A.R.D.:

WFMU may or may not be algorithmically determining your hat size and selling it to hat retailers worldwide. If you have a WFMU profile, copy and paste the following message onto the comments board: "MY HAT SIZE IS PRIVATE! DO NOT SHARE!" This will prevent Station Manager Ken from stealing your hat size and selling it for money. Only 1% of listeners will copy and paste this message. Let's see if you have the courage to be one of them.

10:18am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

MY HATE SIZ IS PRIVATE! DO NOT SHARE!

10:20am Sebastian:

KENSCHLAMPEN

10:20am βrian:

I was recently in Yellowstone where I saw several Baby Animals.

10:20am F ҉ F ҉ (:

If they sell pretty hats I don't see the problem of being algorithmically targeted by the big Hat companies..

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10:20am Webhamster Henry:

Die Fabulosen Thekenschlampen should do "Loser".

10:20am SeanG:

SCHLAMPEN!

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10:21am -Ken:

BobRoss's Hat size is 7 & 3/8 everybody. Don't tell him I told you all that.

10:22am βrian:

Sexy Ebola?

10:22am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Wait, is that big or small? I don't know wether to be happy this information has leaked or devastated.

10:23am Sebastian:

did you get Hank one of those costumes for "her" birthday, Ken?

10:23am steveo:

@brhapsnp if you have to ask....

10:23am PoPo:

Did I miss the station ID?

10:24am βrian:

"Our big hats are custom manufactured to fit people with larger heads that range in size from 7 1/2 to 9"

10:25am Mandy:

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your GOAT SCREAM

10:25am Lizardner Dave:

I'm your Beavis.

10:25am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

"Only favorited songs that reference Zippy the Pinhead and the theme from the film 'Freaks'. Computer says 3 3/4."

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10:26am N.A.R.D.:

Is it better to have a big head or a small one? I've often heard the phrase "big dumb head", but it seems like having a small one would be bad too, since most people consider being a "pinhead" to be a bad thing...

10:26am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Wait a minute!

All this hat talk is just a diversion from the key issue here!. Did you notice in the last mic break? We have been deprived of our beloved crowdsourced (aka Sam) Legal IDs! Ken has prohibited, banned, and/or deprecated them! Can you dig it?!

10:28am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I have a 7-1/8" hat size. It is open source. Who knows, maybe I'll get a free hat. Are there WFMU hats??!! I would buy one.

10:28am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

FoFo is right. Ken, the master of Public Relations and media obfuscation, has struck again.

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10:28am N.A.R.D.:

@Wild Neil, there hasn't been a WFMU hat in a long time. Not since... the incident... *looks away*

10:29am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Ken, who deftly co-opted and then subtly buried the dancing Ken gif which may well have shamed him off of the face of New Jersey.

10:30am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

well, not shamed. but you know. Somethinged.

10:31am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

@NARD someone pooped in a hat. I'm getting this sense in my third chakra.

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10:32am N.A.R.D.:

@brhapsnp, you've said too much already...

10:32am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@NARD-well, WHAT HAPPENED!!??
Freshwater Octopus!! alleghenyoctopus.wordpress.com...

10:32am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Is this Klaus Nomi?! Really?! Damn! Never heard him before! Or is he she? Or it?

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10:35am N.A.R.D.:

@Wild Neil, we're not allowed to talk about it, but suffice it to say that after... the incident... *looks away*, no one felt much like wearing hats anymore

10:37am weiterso:

early schlager-Nina

10:37am herb.nyc:

yay nina. i met nina's cousin, who lives in the lower east side. at the food scraps drop off on grand / clinton streets. her name is also nina.

10:38am weiterso:

yes

10:38am ⓘⓚⓔ:

Hat incident? Oh you mean the time a music director was decapitated and his head fell into a vat full of WFMU hats and then they sent out the hats anyway and everybody just claimed he'd "moved to California?!" That was no big deal. OOPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

10:38am Sebastian:

nail on head, Ken

10:38am Scuzzball:

You should get full baked

10:39am Goyim in the AM:

HALF-BAKED THEORY IS CORRECT.

10:40am The Oscar:

@f0f0 I think Klaus identified as male, I recommend watching the Nomi Song documentary, or at least looking up some clips-- I've never seen disappointing Nomi footage.

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10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Apple time!

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10:41am N.A.R.D.:

@ike, it would've been fine, but he had head lice and all the hats were ruined!

10:41am PoPo:

Cue goat alarm!!!!

10:41am Tom in St. Paul:

All PSAs should be done while the announcer is eating an apple.

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10:42am N.A.R.D.:

OH NO! I'M IN BREACH OF THE NDA!

10:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hatschi is a type of HAT that has a SCHI attached to it. And Schi is a S with a CHI attached to it.

10:42am herb.nyc:

there's a foo-foo hat shop on bedford avenue, right by the L subway stop. that's not news, as bedford is so changing.

10:42am βrian:

Caesar Lombroso's calipers shall determine thy head size.

10:42am Bobby:

I use the app all day. What’s my head size in euros?

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10:43am AnAnonymousParty:

If you know my hat size, why do you keep sending me all these damned T-shirts?

10:43am lane:

I vote Evil Ken laugh every Wednesday morning !!!!

10:43am Sebastian:

I could use a new Seppelhut

10:43am F ҉ F ҉ (:

ike,

Oh, that incident! I thought everybody was talking about the time Ken went to work wearing nothing but a hat.

10:43am JP:

NOT MY HAT SIZE!!!!

10:45am weiterso:

my cookie-size is small

10:45am Sebastian:

don't sell those un-metric measurements outside of the US, tho

10:45am Private Presley:

I sure hope Ken doesn't correlate hat size w pledgers' t-shirt sizes

10:46am βrian:

Is XXL metric?

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10:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

My grandpa had a larger than normal hat size. Grandma teased him by saying he had a big head with nothing in it.

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10:47am N.A.R.D.:

@Brian, there's a European XXL and a US XXL, the US XXL is 3 times the size of the European XXL because Americans naturally have fatter heads

10:47am melinda:

I love Why Are We Fighting

10:47am Aaron in Neukölln:

Is that from Altamont?

10:48am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

@ike lol man, that's rough. But the people have to have their swag.

10:48am βrian:

Where does the Imperial XXL fit in?

10:48am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Everytime I encounter web ads from Hat vendors all offer me 12 inches hat. How did the algorithm arrived to that number? I have only favourited the Clearance Carter song and the BBQ one. I don't understand.

10:50am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

I have to wear Magnum hats. Just have to have them. Only thing that fits you know, I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.

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10:51am N.A.R.D.:

Imperial XXL is the same as the European XXL, but it's measured in buttonwidths instead of inches

10:52am Sebastian:

Here's a table to convert the hat sizes (I'm not responsible for the way this looks on your computer):
Inches (american): 6 1/2 6 5/8 6 3/4 6 7/8 7 7 1/8 7 1/4 7 3/8 7 1/2 7 5/8 7 3/4 8
cm: 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63

10:52am Sebastian:

thank me later!

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10:52am N.A.R.D.:

How much later?

10:53am Hughie Considine:

As a kid we used to play "Hurdy Gurdy Man" at 78 -- sounded fantastic. But this...!

10:53am Sebastian:

ask me again later

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10:53am N.A.R.D.:

Okay

10:54am Hughie Considine:

And no one ever asks about Hugh Manatee and why he was crying.

10:54am Listening Out There:

...it's just one of those times...

10:54am F ҉ F ҉ (:

The thanks expires in 2022, N.A.R.D, according to EU guidelines. Check the 'best before' in Sebastian's head for the precise date.

10:55am Linda Lee:

good morning! dare I fervently hope? #tuchusnation

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10:56am N.A.R.D.:

Those wacky Europeans with their crazy ideas like public transit and human rights. Thank god I live in America, the land of the free.

10:57am Diamond Jim:

Donovan was on some heavy shit

10:57am Dean:

Thank god I live in America, land of the free lunch.

10:58am βrian:

@N.A.R.D.: We'll have your children back to you soon. No, really!

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10:58am N.A.R.D.:

Good Morning, Linda Lee! We're all eagerly anticipating it! I've got my Tuchus hat on!

10:58am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

America, where I'm free to be meat.

10:58am Sebastian:

that's just propaganda, N.A.R.D., there's at least as many assholes per capita over here!

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10:59am N.A.R.D.:

That's true, I've been there before. But they're assholes with public transit.

10:59am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

"I can see you've got your Tuchus hat on!" is the new best way to tactfully tell an FMU listener they've go their head up their ass.

11:00am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Thank you NARD for this rhetorical gift.

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11:01am N.A.R.D.:

I can die happy now that I know I've made a significant contribution to the world.

11:01am βrian:

"Send my mouth way down south to kiss my tuchus goodbye." --John Prine

11:01am northguineahills:

@Ken: I have ginormous noggin. *taps on it* yes, sound like a coconut, nothing inside it. My wife also has a large head. If we every have kids, it will be via C-section.

11:02am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Donovan was like Syd Barret on the brain pill and less LSD. Donovan is like the Chuck Norris of singer songwriters whereas Syd Barret was more like Sid Vicious.

11:02am northguineahills:

(Ken from Hyde Park)

11:04am northguineahills:

Wife will kill me now that I typed that.... (she has other reasons to do so any way ;)

11:04am melinda:

I heard that each arm of an octopus has its own brain. I need to learn more about them.

11:04am βrian:

It's not even summer yet, and it already feels like summer's half over.

11:05am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

I like this. The vocals sort of give off some of that weird tenderness that that Johnny Thunders acoustic record has.

11:06am Linda Lee:

'morning dear NARD! bless
you & your stunning tuchus.. hat.

11:06am The Oscar:

I've always kind of wanted to get good at eefing. I feel like that would be a valuable life skill.

11:07am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Hoodling sounds like music you make on a break from noodling.

11:07am βrian:

That and ham-boning.

11:07am Tom in St. Paul:

Hillbilly beatboxing ... this is a new one to me.

11:07am lane:

A friend of mine used to do Heehaw and Hambone impressions over the loud speaker in high school

11:07am queems:

hell yeah

11:08am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Mountain yakity sax

11:09am Sebastian:

I really want a cigarette, but last week I missed KHLAM when I stepped out. What to do?

11:09am βrian:

You see? Beatboxing is cultural appropriation!

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11:10am AnAnonymousParty:

I think the EAS sound should be replaced with Eefing.

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11:11am N.A.R.D.:

People don't believe me when I tell them I've won awards for my eephing and hamboning, but anything is possible when you lie

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11:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

BLT for Duane today.

11:14am tfunk:

BLT pwns

11:14am Zydeco Phil:

Rockabye baby lol

11:15am Zydeco Phil:

Loved that Neil young thx. “Tonight’s the Nite” rulez

11:16am steveo:

it's good to warm my bones beside the fire

11:16am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Are we already in the Whale Train show?

11:17am Linda Lee:

"anything is possible when you lie".
absolute gold.

11:18am Wild Neil||Peace All:

"All you have to do is lie"
-Billy Syndrome
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Circa 1994

11:19am Carmichael:

Heya Kenneth, too busy to read all the comments. Can you sum up?

11:19am βrian:

Lie hard enough, and you may even become president.

11:19am βrian:

@Carmichael: 5874.98

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11:20am AnAnonymousParty:

This is a weird Spock's Beard cover?

11:20am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Carmichael,

Summary:

Hats, hats, hats
Tchucus
Lies

11:22am Carmichael:

Thanks, F. And apparently octopussies.

11:23am Brendan:

‘Warm my bones by the fire’ - was Gilmour singing about grilling some bone in steaks? You know , having a barbecue... ( a piece of hot meat). See also put the bone in.

11:23am Linda lee:

will there be no reward for this hard luck morning?
alas, I fear not!

11:24am Carmichael:

Thank you Brian. Do you have one of those massive chalkboards with a formula on it, with a blank spot in the middle that says "here a miracle occurs"?

11:25am Carmichael:

Does anyone know where the asian cowgirl gif came from?

11:26am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Octotuchuses, the best type of octopus there is!

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11:29am N.A.R.D.:

Closer and closer the deadline draws near
And still without the tuchus, I fear

11:32am βrian:

Live at Monty Hall: Tuchus Innuendo.

11:34am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Oh, fer f8cks sake! I went outside for a break and what did I miss? CIBOO AND MAATTOOO!!! By the way, I think Cibbo is adorable but Matto sings better.

11:34am meb:

Immigrant Song!!!

11:34am Linda Lee:

alas, a lack,
despite our tuchus hats.

11:36am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Did you know Ken has perfect taste when it comes to instrumental songs? It has been scientifically proven.

11:38am Linda lee:

I drag myself through fetid muck & a 20th century tracfone to prostrate myself at Ken's shapely feet to beg for tuchus shamelessly .. & what do I get?

11:39am northguineahills:

I believe the emu would win (see the great Emu War where they defeated the Aussies...)

11:39am MiniTeeny:

Yess goodness

11:39am Lixiviated Life:

LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT THE WEASEL!
LOOK I SAID

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11:40am Webhamster Henry:

Pigeon Ripped My Flesh!

11:40am Lixiviated Life:

(weasels ripped my flesh)

11:41am Lixiviated Life:

@Webhamster Henry
Get out of my head!
OUT I SAID!

11:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Linda Lee,

Just like in football 'it ain't over till it is over'! There are still 19 minutes to go for a Tuchus last minutes goal!

11:42am Henry in Hopatcong:

The Pidge!

11:44am Carmichael:

Ken drags things out, Linda. Wait until the last 3 seconds ...

11:45am Linda Lee:

Can't help but fret. It's my nature.

11:45am steveo:

angie, it's good to warm your eyes beside the fire

11:45am βrian:

I thought "the pidge" was a reference to a shapely caboose, so to speak.

11:45am Sig:

Ken does that well...

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11:46am N.A.R.D.:

TUCHUS?!

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11:46am N.A.R.D.:

I hear the supple sound of a Tuchus on the horizon!

11:46am Linda Lee:

oh my great God ...

11:47am Sebastian:

!!!!!

11:47am middlebun:

tuchus

11:49am Linda Lee:

my undying love, Ken. you have it. my tuchus is ecstatic!!!

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11:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

Need a mashup of "Tuchus" and "Corn Weenie."

11:50am βrian:

Which is the station that's most cetacean?

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11:51am N.A.R.D.:

@KFHP, I've been trying to get a mashup of Corn Weenie and Tuchus since I hit puberty

11:51am F ҉ F ҉ (:

You know we are dealing with a great DJ when he or she makes your tuchus go ecstatic just by playing one single song. Ken, you have the pulse of the WFMU nation.

11:52am Linda Lee:

that was beautiful. sated at last..

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11:53am Webhamster Henry:

The corn weenie originals are still up on Beware Of The Blog - so all you need is a nice copy of Tuchus to go with it.
blog.wfmu.org...

11:53am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Ken really knows how to touch our tuchuses and hearts. In that order.

11:54am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I just read there is a new bird flu in china that has a mortality rate of 40%.

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11:54am N.A.R.D.:

And our corn weenies for that matter, @FoFo!

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11:55am N.A.R.D.:

The gif of the clouds is perfectly in sync to the beat of this song...

11:55am steveo:

got a standing desk, so dancing to wevie is better now

11:55am f ҉ f ҉ (:

WEVIE STONDEEEERRR!!! Is it a new album?!

11:55am Carmichael:

@Linda at 11:49: That's what he said ... :)

11:58am βrian:

Coming up, opposite The Duane Train:
100% Whatever with Mary Wing

==> wfmu.org...

11:58am steveo:

thanks ken, hit the spot

11:58am Linda Lee:

sure hope so!

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11:58am N.A.R.D.:

I would like to help mail swag out, can you mail the swag to me so that I can mail it to the correct recipients? I can't really get up to New Jersey right now.

11:59am Sebastian:

Dankeschön, Ken!

11:59am f ҉ f ҉ (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Nice everything! Till next episode and remember: be happy!

BE HAAAAPPPYYYY !>:-|

11:59am Carmichael:

@Brian: 2 DJ enter, 1 DJ leave! 2 DJ ENTER, 1 DJ LEAVE!!

12:00pm bobo:

Hi! Sorry for being a bit late. Is it still possible to request a song or two?

3:08am RuD1M3NtArY P3NgU1N:

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