Danged For All Time: Ken's show

Listener comments!

6:17am cory:

morning all

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6:19am -Ken:

morning cory

6:21am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Good morning.

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6:24am -Ken:

Hi Murakami - another long night?

6:26am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Wow, the last time I was ever in the presence of a living grandparent, we were outside a newsagent's/toy-store, and I was asking my mother to get me a SixFinger.

6:36am (Murakami Whywolf))):

No, I often wake around now, then fall asleep again because it's far too early, just like famed boxer Ken Clean Air-Machine. Given my druthers, I _would_ sleep from around now until 16:00, but I'd rather not get out-of-synch with my wife…whom the cats usually wake in about an hour from now.

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6:37am -Ken:

What era was the Sixfinger toy?

6:50am cory:

1965 on the Sixfinger
www.samstoybox.com...

6:54am cory:

i just wonder how many moms and dads borrowed that toy

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7:28am -Ken:

I want one

7:33am cory:

there's two on ebay

8:03am f؂f؂ (:

Hello, Ken, cory, Murakami!

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8:32am -Ken:

How much Cory?

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8:32am -Ken:

HELLO f0f0!

8:34am Listener Robert:

No matter how you spin it, analysis of the vibes says you're going to hit a wall soon and repeatedly. No matter how you monkey with that, it won't wash off. So truck on down to the dance with it on your hip, put its head on a pike, put your own head under a fancy hat, and go digital. The person next to you will notice, but stay free swinging and it'll be your secret weapon.

8:35am cory:

like 20-25 bucks
hi fofo

8:37am Listener Robert:

Has Sixfinger even kept up with inflation, then?

How did I ever get along with 5?

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8:47am -Ken:

Buy it for me cory?

8:51am Listener Robert:

Don't do it, Cory! -Ken will oppress staffers, shining the light in their eyes, shooting the bombs and rockets at them, passing notes with rumors about them via the secret compartment...WFMU will be HELL!

8:53am cory:

no ken, i'm not buying you a sextoy.

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8:57am -Ken:

Damn You, Cory. Damn you and your shameless integrity to HECK

8:58am cory:

screw integrity, i'm angling for nudes

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9:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, Station Manager Ken and Kennonites.

9:00am Linda Lee:

good morning Ken!

9:02am Roberto:

Unschertain Schmile niiiiiiiice

9:02am Chris from DC:

Oh yay, The The

9:02am Nick S.:

Good morning, Ken! I love this song.

9:03am jess:

I love this song

9:03am Linda Lee:

if that's a sextoy, you've got a better imagination than i.

9:03am Mayor Frank:

Good day Sir Ken and devotees. What did the one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"

9:03am Sam:

Amazing show so far

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9:04am AnAnonymousParty:

GM all, sorry I'm late, got sidetracked playing with radios.

9:05am Sam:

If every person on earth was a cop, there would be no crime

9:05am Jeezy:

Ooooh... this has the makings of a classic Ken Summer Show, like that time in 2010 with Mercury Girl, Que Vida! and You Didn't Have to be So Nice....

9:05am Linda Lee:

Sam ~ there'd be nothing but! :-D

9:05am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I saw The The in the early 90's and totally did not appreciate Johnny Marr. I am sorry! So sorry! My overton window for music was barely cracked open at that point. Bad Wild Neil circa 1990!

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9:06am AnAnonymousParty:

If every person on earth was a cop. that would be a crime.

9:08am Linda Lee:

in a sense, most everyone is. the people who are not, run afoul of the rest.

9:08am ?:

The The is problematic for Spanish translators everywhere. how are we suppose to translate it? El El? La La? Lo Lo?

9:09am D. Lightfoot:

As long as everyone is persecuting everyone else, justice will be done

9:09am northguineahills:

@?: Si!

9:09am Sam:

Well of course there'd be tons of crime, but not "technically" because they'd all be let off the hook. Or else they'd all just open fire on each other.

9:10am Chris from DC:

Uncertain ending.

9:10am glenn:

forget the six finger. go for the accommodator.

9:11am Linda Lee:

if 'crime' is determined by culture, the only actual crime in a world of cops might be not being one.

9:11am zopa:

And so the descent into madness begins!

9:12am Sam:

Yay, the descent into madness! Really hits the spot.

9:12am Linda Lee:

also, if everyone's a cop there's no one to prosecute.

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9:13am AnAnonymousParty:

So was The The always The The, or were they originally just the The but had to change it to The The after discovering that there was another The?

9:14am Linda Lee:

'course some of them choose to be cop, attorney, judge, jury & executioner in a matter of a few moments.

9:14am Jeezy:

All joking and joviality aside... Isn't it time we addressed the big elephant in the room here today? Haven't we been sheep for long enough?!?! Well, I say... NO MORE! It's time to FIGHT! I propose action, once and for all, to stop this injustice! Everyone, here on out, join me and... BOYCOTT ALL COMMENTS IN THE CHAT ROOM UNTIL WE GET THE ABILITIY TO POST EMOTICONS, AS IS OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT AS AMERICANS!

9:15am Jeezy:

We can start there and slowly scale up to leaving weird animal carcasses on Ken's car until we achieve our objective. WHO'S WITH ME?!

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9:15am AnAnonymousParty:

Oops, meant to say "had to change it to the The The". Sorry if I confused anyone.

9:16am Phillippe Bastille:

good morning everyone

9:16am Sam:

I appreciate this being an emoticon free zone. Those things are annoying.

9:16am f؂f؂ (:

Good point, The AnAnonymousParty,

9:16am Linda Lee:

Jeezy, everyone knows emoticons are used strictly on a commercial basis .. & last i heard FMU is non-commercial.

9:16am Phillippe Bastille:

@Jeezy :-)

9:17am Jeezy:

Drat, Linda. OK, I hear ya... LET"S GET THOSE COMMERCIALS ADDED IN PRONTO, KEN!

9:17am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I knew an artist named Robert The. Well, he called himself that. I mean the. He made a necklace for Marta Vi that was just capital letter "I". He was a pretty cool dude. We watched a movie borrowed from the NYC library of fast cars. That was fun.

9:18am Jeezy:

@ Phillippe, I need a broader palette, dangit!

9:19am f؂f؂ (:

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9:19am Linda Lee:

honestly, can't wait. "You've been listening to Miracle Nutrition, brought to you by Monsanto."

9:20am glenn:

monsanto's now bayer, but still.

9:21am Johnzon:

Morning Ken & Ken Dolls everywhere!

9:21am f؂f؂ (:

My face when listening to Ken's show: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

9:21am Mayor Frank:

t(**t)

9:21am Linda Lee:

"This is Seven Second Delay, brought to you by Pfizer, makers of Viagra."

9:22am Wild Neil||Peace All:

It is impossible to write The The in Polish because they do not have a word equivalent to The. I think. Maybe This This (To To) or That That (Ten Ten) but I don't think you can write The The.

9:22am Linda Lee:

wait, are we not the Ken-sluts?

9:23am Jeezy:

Haha, well played, Linda...

9:23am f؂f؂ (:

In Russian, Wild Neil, The The is translated as .

Yes! Two blank spaces! there's no The article.

9:23am northguineahills:

@WN: Yeah, most Slavic languages lack the equivalent of the said article of the noun.

9:24am f؂f؂ (:

That would explain why The The was never popular in Slavic countries. No one could ever Google them. They were the quintessential unknown unknowns.

9:24am Johnzon:

how ever is this/that Official WFMU Polish translator going to translate this comments board into Polish?! (Im really upset about the)

9:25am Linda Lee:

don't think Stashu is in the studio today..

9:25am Johnzon:

Reggae Schoolroom brought to you by zigzag

9:26am melinda:

Morning everyone

9:26am Linda Lee:

do they let zigzag advertise? :-)

9:26am Linda Lee:

oh thank god! hi melinda! :-D

9:27am Johnzon:

Shut Up Weirdo brought to you by Murdoch Newscorp.(or whatever it's called)

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9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

♫♬♪ （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

9:27am steveo:

jak to się dzieje, że oficjalny polski tłumacz WFMU przetłumaczy tę tablicę komentarzy na język polski ?! (Jestem naprawdę zaniepokojony)

9:27am Linda Lee:

ha! good one. yes, NewsCorpse.

9:28am glenn:

the the was around about 25 years before google ever happened.

9:29am morphe:

Sounds a bit Blues Magoos today ??? Actually listening live ..too hot in the 1527 Madrid noonday sun. Picked flowers with Simon instaed of playing football. Thanks for spinning Kenneth. What is the frequency????

9:30am Johnzon:

and by happened you mean crawled out of a chasm that opened up from the depths of Hades?

9:30am melinda:

hi Linda!

9:31am lane:

♫꒰･◡･๑꒱ goooo morning

9:31am Sam:

Live from the Wells Fargo Masturbatorium, it's Andy Pepsi Breckman and his only friend Ken Chipotle Freedman!

9:31am Linda Lee:

like the idea of anagrams of Dad's name as your own. mine could be Truc!

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9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

What band comes in second place, X?

9:32am Linda Lee:

lol Sam. that's funny.

9:33am adampsyche:

the wiki page for the the was the first result for just typing the the into google

9:33am glenn:

your dad's name was ruct? that's awesome.

9:33am Linda Lee:

no babe. :-D

9:34am D. Lightfoot:

curt

9:34am lane:

@Linda Lee really loving "The Ken-Sluts"

9:34am ɛɨk:

I'm forced to object. The The is NOT un-googleable at all, as long as you use the semi-advanced googling method of putting "The The" in quotes. I'd say the band Fuck is much less googleable! And isn't there a band called You? Or is that a Lifetime TV series?

9:34am Johnzon:

DuckDuckGo should sponsor WFMU and they should Change their name to MoondogMoondogYea!!
OK Im done!

9:34am Linda Lee:

we're so fabulosen, after all. don't you agree?

9:37am f؂f؂ (:

Well, you Linda Lee! You are a Fabulosen! I'm just a simple Kenschlampen.

9:38am morphe:

circle x (Graphic not spelled) might be the most difficult to find... ??? Worked with them at the original Barnes and Nobles 1979 5th ave. Pretentious twits. went to France for 2 weeks and pretended to be French. Dipshits .. the good luck was BADBrains working there too!!! What a lovely contrast!!!

9:38am Sam:

Perhaps we are all fabulosen but some of us are more fabulosen than others?

9:39am Linda Lee:

yes. Dad's name was Curt. an incredible guy, too. one of a half dozen disabled small-engine pilots in the US. no legs below the thigh.

9:39am Phillippe Bastille:

Ken's Show, brought to you by Degree for Men (Eureka reference -- and sorry I fell behind. Went for coffee...)

9:39am Linda Lee:

thanks, F0f0! but we're all fabulosen in here.

9:40am Sam:

Brought to you by Geritol

9:40am Linda Lee:

Degree for Men? :-D

9:40am Melba Toast:

That first song by The The was cool...Thanks, Station Manager, Ken.

9:41am f؂f؂ (:

I think one of the most difficult bands to Google is 'ttttttttttttttttttttt'. But simple because how the heck we are supposed to remember how many t's there are?

9:41am Phillippe Bastille:

@sam most likely

9:41am Linda Lee:

you could even have sponsorship per show from the appropriate medication ..

9:42am D. Lightfoot:

I get all my ceramic dogs at the Goodwill

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9:42am AnAnonymousParty:

@f؂f؂: "I'm an anonymous party" came from an old Bob and Ray bit, so , as there was already the anonymous party, I have to remain an anonymous party.

9:43am f؂f؂ (:

Another favourite band to google: Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum.

Don't even try to Google their album 'Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b. because your keyboard may run out of letters'

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9:43am -Ken:

Wow, I thtand correckted - times have changed and The The is now highly googleable. They must pass the baton to Duran Duran Duran or Donna Summer (the man) or somebody

9:43am Linda Lee:

i just got a ceramic elephant at our local animal rescue thrift shop! all the dogs were larger.

9:44am f؂f؂ (:

Ha! I mean to say: 'Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b.'

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9:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

Oster and Cuisinart are vying for the rights to Bryce's show.

9:46am Wild Neil||Peace All:

An anagram of my father's name would be Nod. ORLad Don
Lad Nod
Land Do
And Old

9:46am Linda Lee:

Betty Crocker's bidding on Wake because they're very unhip.

9:46am zopa:

Rrrrrrrr!

9:46am lane:

The backwoods of thrift stores, home of the tiny ceramic buns and deer is where you'll find me alllllll shiny eyed

9:47am Phillippe Bastille:

@LindaLee io9.gizmodo.com...

9:47am Linda Lee:

i'm going back to the store next week for the deer, antlery..

9:47am jt:

Yeah, what is the "product' Ken is selling?
Is this a commercial? If it isn't it will be someday.

9:47am f؂f؂ (:

Cubano Saucer!! The best song with lyrical typos everywhere ever!

9:48am Linda Lee:

aha! yes. very good.

9:50am f؂f؂ (:

So is AnAnAnonymousParty available?

9:50am ⓘⓚⓔ:

Oh and apparently there is a top-40 group called The Internet. That's pretty ungoogleable.

9:50am JakeGould:

Hey Ken!

9:51am JakeGould:

The number 8 is important.

9:52am melinda:

@Sam "Wells Fargo Masturbatorium" hahaha

9:55am f؂f؂ (:

Talking about ungoogleables. I think the band 'How Do I Make a Jihad Bomb' made a terrible marketing mistake.

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9:56am Devin B.:

I have a few CDs by a noise group called Al Qaeda

9:57am JakeGould:

Trump’s mom made amazing turkey in 8 hours!
Manafort found guilty on 8 counts!
Cohen pleads guilty on 8 counts!
Dude is behind the 8 ball!

9:58am Megaroni:

Yeah bring on that Mars energy!

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10:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

How's come there isn't a WFMU TV show that one could watch on the telly? Interviews, Monty Hall footage and such. I'd tune in to that.

10:00am The The:

OK, so here's the scoop: We were originally just the The. Then we did a 'battle of the bands' and there was another The that showed up. So we changed our name to The Original The. But, the other band claimed that they were the original The first and changed their name to The Original Original The, so we changed our name again to the The New Original The. As it turned out, the The Original The sucked and we beat them out of competition and they broke up a week later. But then our keyboard player quit and we ended up getting the keyboard player from the The Original The and we went by The Old Original The for awhile until we just went with the The The because we couldn't fit The Old Original The logo on the kick drum and the drummer couldn't afford a second kick drum, and his car was too small to haul another one anyway.

10:00am Linda Lee:

so .. very best case scenario we lose Trump & get Pence? gee. we'll have to pay for a new closet.

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10:01am -Ken:

@KenfromHP - there is one, it's on Roku TV.

10:01am JakeGould:

Tha GIF reminds me: Grimes looks terrible since dating Elon Miusk.

10:02am Passaic River Blues:

@Ken: On my Roku there is a WFMU channel with some videos of Monty Hall performances. Some months back I showed my wife video of the Mary Lattimore show.

10:02am JakeGould:

Also, all of this Trump news is happening… DURING THE 8TH MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!

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10:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

@-Ken, @PRB - Oh poo, I don't have Roku. I must investigate that. Thanks.

10:03am peapod ross:

there's a WFMU YouTube too. And a Hearty White YouTube - that's very good!

10:04am f؂f؂ (:

The The,

That is THE best band name genesis story ever.

10:05am Rocky Horror:

I have the WFMU ROKU app. It is great

10:06am ratso:

This song is Bout De Toi, not Baby Only You and I.

10:06am Yvang:

Je veux t'embrasser (I want to kiss you...) contre ton gré (against your will) : this is a case of Goat Alarm!

10:06am JakeGould:

Start a new show: “The The: Talk Talk”aAlso, all of this Trump news is happening… DURING THE 8TH MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!

10:06am f؂f؂ (:

Not only that JakeGould! You posted your last comment at 10:02 (10 minus 2 = 8!!!)

10:06am JakeGould:

Oops! It should just be: Start a new show: “The The: Talk Talk”

10:07am melinda:

@peapod yes, HW has lots of vids, some of them pre-FMU! There's also the WFMU Vimeo channel.

10:08am JakeGould:

@f؂f؂ (: Wowowowowowowowowow!!! I AM INVESTING IN 8!!!

10:08am peapod ross:

oh thanks - I'll have to check out the Vimeo.

10:09am ratso:

NO WE DID NOT HEAR THE TITLE TRACK.

10:09am melinda:

I've been meaning to look for Skeptech vids on Vimeo, reading Jon Ronson lately and want to hear his contributions there (as well as everyone else).

10:10am steveo:

are the goofy marathon skits still on the roku channel? i haven't looked for a while

10:10am mb:

I missed the Ceramic Dog, big time

10:10am peapod ross:

ooh I have that guitarorists tape someplace. vv good

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10:10am Webhamster Henry:

@melinda he was very entertaining!

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10:10am AnAnonymousParty:

"Is that a marmot in your bath water or are you just happy to see me"

10:11am JakeGould:

Music news: “Libertines frontman Pete Doherty wins cafe breakfast fame: Libertines frontman Pete Doherty will have his name inscribed on a wall of fame in a Margate cafe after scoffing a "mega breakfast" to claim it for free.” www.bbc.com...

10:12am jaysit:

Search with "the the" in quotes: www.google.com...

10:13am steveo:

i thought it was the bass player who was supposed to own the car

10:13am Kat in Chicago:

If you put “the the” in quotes for search, it comes up

10:13am melinda:

@Henry he's great in interviews I've heard and watched, wish I lived close enough to attend Monty Hall events like that.

10:14am JakeGould:

I hear if you put “The The” in quotes something happens.

10:14am Manana:

Sorry, was distracted a moment. can you go over that The The stuff again plz?

10:14am Kat in Chicago:

Ah, jaysit beat me to it

10:15am melinda:

@Jake love the megabreakfast pics.

10:16am JakeGould:

So good! ichef.bbci.co.uk...

10:16am Linda Lee:

that junkie doll cannot be for real.

10:18am Kat in Chicago:

Oh god my cholesterol levels rose just looking at that

10:18am adampsyche:

does anyone remember what a google bomb is?

10:19am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Who has carrot cake?

10:20am Linda Lee:

santorum.

10:20am f؂f؂ (:

I just found the most ungoogleable band name ever WITH OR WITHOUT QUOTES! it returns ZERO search results!! I'm not making it up!

It's "" (quotes quotes). Try it:! "Your search did not match any documents"

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10:20am -Ken:

@Kat, I bet my cholesterol levels are higher than yours.

10:20am Dave in Vermont:

Lots of Werner Herzog today.

10:21am melinda:

I bet mine are higher than everybody's.

10:23am Kat in Chicago:

I sprained my ankle yesterday within hours of arriving in Montreal for a week’s visit, and it’s comforting to hear Ken on my lil Bluetooth speaker while I put off actually having to stand up and walk. It would be cool if the Airbnb actually had a radio so I could check out college stations, but yay for the WFMU app.

10:23am JakeGould:

@-Ken: Challenge Pete Doherty to a cholesterol level competition! Get him to eat a pile of Taylor ham for WFMU!

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10:23am -Ken:

@Kat @Melinda, Im going to count to three and then lets all post our overall cholesterol. Who's in?

10:23am Linda Lee:

really sorry about that, Kat. rest up.

10:23am zopa:

It is fine.

10:24am mikeee:

170

10:24am JakeGould:

@KatinChicago: Oh man! Rolling an ankle stinks. Lots of reset and all that. Get well.

10:25am Kat in Chicago:

@Ken I’m on a low-everything diet because my levels of everything are borderline at best. Last blood work was better though, so I will have poutine and smoked meat at least once on vacation

10:25am βrian:

RICE for sprained ankles. Rest, ice, compression, elevation.

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10:27am -Ken:

@mikee 170?! You gotta be kidding me. I DREAM about having a cholesterol count of 170.

10:27am βrian:

Poutine sounds like a pet name for a paramour.

10:28am JakeGould:

@-Ken: Stop eating a bucket of fat each morning.

10:28am zopa:

c'mon SMK.

10:28am Kat in Chicago:

I forgot what the new level was but I think my previous one was 179?

10:29am Phillippe Bastille:

@adam was it anything like googlewhacking? (googling 2 common words in an attempt to get a single result)

10:29am melinda:

340

10:29am melinda:

@Brian it totally does

10:30am Phillippe Bastille:

@adam never mind. I just googled it

10:30am JakeGould:

I think mine his 190 or something. What should I do to raise it?

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10:30am Webhamster Henry:

I often think of Van Peebles' "Coolest Place in Town"

10:30am ratso:

10:30am f؂f؂ (:

Thank goodness, βrian!!

I always thought the key to treat a sprained ankle recovery was eating rice! No wonder why my foot is upside down after all these years!

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10:31am Webhamster Henry:

... from the same show "Ain't Supposed to Die a Natural Death"

10:31am Kat in Chicago:

That was the LDL. I don’t have the password with me for my results online, haha

10:31am wfmu listener phillip:

hey my cholesterol is 144. and my A1C is 6.2

10:32am Passaic River Blues:

@Kat: you have certainly earned a spot of poutine, a bag of beigels, and a pile of smoked meat.

10:33am zopa:

No one will help us.

10:33am βrian:

Montreal is Mecca for Bagels.

10:34am geronimo:

wow

10:35am JakeGould:

Halloween in August!

10:36am JakeGould:

Nerd. Geek. Gaywad. Dork. Dorwad. Normals.

10:36am Sam:

This guy's not great at articulating things

10:36am βrian:

rm -rf /* ?

10:36am f؂f؂ (:

This old Geespeak track is incomplete without being accompanied by Ken's anecdote of Kenny G trying to update it for the new generations.

10:37am zopa:

NERRRRRRRRRRD!

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10:37am -Ken:

f0f0 - that was a true disaster..

10:37am Sam:

Aaaah! Natural light!!

10:38am Kat in Chicago:

The bagels thing is so weird to me. But I had a smoked meat bagel at the airport when I was leaving here last year, and it was one of the two best things I’ve ever eaten in an airport. (The other one is the eggs Benedict at Publican Tavern at O’Hare.)

10:39am tadpoles:

I can sort of understand the Led Zeppelin LP cover but what the hell is on the Simon & Garfunkel one?

10:39am adampsyche:

this track is waaaaaay too close to home

10:39am adampsyche:

jjjjjjffffffccccccc this is like my day job

10:39am rsj:

bobcat goldthwait...and that guy screaming NERDS!

10:39am Sam:

Slash slash slash escape. That's how I got out of prison.

10:39am JakeGould:

I wrecked my guts on Friday thanks to bagels. A coworker was leaving so we had a company bagel breakfast. The bagels were so thick. You know how goopy and doughy? Even when I took small bits off of to and fed them to sparrows, the damned birds were clearly struggling to eat that goopy stuff.

10:40am f؂f؂ (:

I think you should play it, Ken! Don't we love disasters?

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10:40am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we'll next get some of Phillipe Kahn's saxophone solos from his Borland C++ instructional videos.

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10:40am -Ken:

You find it f0f0 - it's out there somewhere...

10:40am zopa:

seconding f؂f؂ (:

10:41am ___:

This is the least "nerd" thing I've heard. like wtf is this?

10:42am ___:

This is the most basic conversation. This song is a joke.

10:42am Sam:

Wait, he's not the wallet inspector!

10:42am βrian:

But it's usually an initialism, not an acronym.
...
*sniff*

10:42am rsj:

that last line was so true

10:43am Linda Lee:

been trying to classify a friend of mine who helped IBM develop their computers in the 70s. i think i got it.

10:44am Linda Lee:

-Ken, was really hoping you heard this one!

10:44am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Hey, that WFMU Roku channel is free, right? I just tried to sign up and I don't know if I got it or not.

10:44am Lewis:

hi Ken - thanks!

10:45am Linda Lee:

the girls just make this one perfect.

10:45am f؂f؂ (:

Let's leave it there,.I ain't going to listen to Kenny G archives in order to find the updated Geekspeak track. I have another thiing to do.

10:46am Passaic River Blues:

@WN: It is free to the best of my recollection.

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10:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

I would like the band name 10GOTO10.

10:46am Rob Gee:

Great show! wow that Gordon Jenkins tune was amazing..never heard of him! until now

10:46am βrian:

So, why is the 8th month significant?

10:46am Brett from Long Valley:

TONETTA YESSSS - keep it creepy

10:46am herb.nyc:

ooh, nice song be "madhouse" - i havent played my MIND CONTROL 2018 premium cd yet. im a dope

10:47am JakeGould:

@Brian: You mean in the context of Trump? It’s all about 8!!!!

10:47am Linda Lee:

@Rob Gee ~ agree. the most suave existential crisis ever.

10:47am zopa:

A wooden nickel.

10:48am Asheville Jon:

TONETTA!!!!

10:48am Rocky Horror:

666 The sign of The Trump

10:48am JakeGould:

888 is the sign of Trump… Jesus you people!

10:49am Linda Lee:

Laurice!!!!!!!! Bravissimo!!!

10:49am zopa:

Lauriiiiiiiiice!!!!

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10:49am -Ken:

Enough Trumpspeak already. Do that shit in the privacy of your own home.

10:50am Rocky Horror:

Trump is Putin's puppet

10:50am peapod ross:

trigger warning on the cyclops please

10:50am Linda Lee:

i agree. we get enough of him elsewhere.

10:51am peapod ross:

that is... scary.

10:51am zopa:

SMK, I'm afraid.

10:51am morphe:

LLLAAALLAAAuriccccceee!!!!
He lovingly reminds me of Klauss Naomi without the cosmetics!!!

10:52am Linda Lee:

though Laurice is a tenor & Klaus is a soprano, iirc.

10:54am peapod ross:

Yakety-Cyclops

10:54am Michael:

Thought I had a phone call for a sec.

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10:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

I talked to Colleen from Big Blood at their show the other night. She said they'd like to play at Monty Hall if they can arrange it. Their daughter totally stole the show that night.

10:55am Rocky Horror:

Nice one peapod ross

10:56am luca:

artist = vive la fête, track = noir désir

10:56am f؂f؂ (:

A-HA!!! We encounter again, Ms Vive Le Fete!

YES! Today is the day. Today I will tell everybody here when EXACTLY this song ends. No more fake song endings. Your whole charade is over, Vive Le Fete!

10:57am peapod ross:

lol hey you should hear the ones that don't make the cut

10:57am morphe:

Linda Lee.. re; Laurice and Klauss
I am one of the few Irish who could not carry a tune in a wheelbarrow... I think it is more soul than sound where I feel the connection???
Also, the only Singer in our family was a sewing machine (joke heard from an old man in West Cork).

10:58am f؂f؂ (:

You might wonder how am I going to do it? Well, I have a secret weapon with me, Ms Vive Le Fete. It's a timer! Now I know exactly where the song ends!! HAHAHAHA!

10:58am comeherefrancine:

Cyclops lines up almost perfectly to the Viva Le Fete beat

10:58am Linda Lee:

yes. i hear you clearly. :-)

10:58am f؂f؂ (:

The song ends ...HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:59am f؂f؂ (:

I mean the song ends right about....HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!

10:59am Passaic River Blues:

@Ken: You went to the Quinn's show? Good man! Also, let's see Big Blood at Monty Hall happen soon!

10:59am f؂f؂ (:

Did I said Here back then? I mean to say HEEEREE the song ends!

10:59am JakeGould:

Ken, sorry about the Rump-peak. But just find all of the number 8 coincidences to be odd.

10:59am f؂f؂ (:

Or maybe HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

11:00am Linda Lee:

what an ugly scream you have, my dear.

11:01am f؂f؂ (:

Oh, DAMN you, vive Le Fete! You have won this battle! I assure you you won't stand a chance next time! I will definitely predict where your song ends!

11:01am Linda Lee:

not you, f0f0.

11:04am Phillippe Bastille:

About to enter a conference call. Debating whether or not to mute Ken's Show

11:06am f؂f؂ (:

Wait..What happened to my arch-nemesis, the Vive Le Fete Belgium band (formed in 1997 by Danny Mommens (guitar, vocals) and Els Pynoo (vocals)) ? Did they changed their bandname to Nor Desir to pass the google search test?

11:06am Linda Lee:

ah lovely ...

11:08am Linda Lee:

Klaus made my darn day, Ken. thank you!

11:08am f؂f؂ (:

I know, Linda Lee! I think this is the second Klaus Nomi song I ever listened to. The first one was here of course! This one is much better though!

11:09am People Like Us:

herro

11:09am steveo:

i'm such a sucker for mashups

11:09am Linda Lee:

just brilliant. love Klaus. :-)

11:09am tadpoles:

I thought this was you Vicki.

11:10am f؂f؂ (:

This is one is a great mashup! And I have to admit I did not that the other artist was Bob Dylan until last time Ken's played this track few weeks ago!

11:10am People Like Us:

well I did play it a lot on my show

11:10am f؂f؂ (:

did not know *

11:10am f؂f؂ (:

Vicki!!!

11:11am Linda Lee:

can't quite let go of the original chord structure, me.

11:11am steveo:

it's dylan's goofy crooner voice

11:11am People Like Us:

herro

11:11am People Like Us:

ToToM is definitely one of the best mashup artists, particularly this whole album

11:11am morphe:

Thanks Ken ...I shook Klaus's hand once in 1980??? at a club called DRUMS??? Queensboro bridge.. I told him it was like touching a cloud. The only softr hand I ever touched was Quentin Crisps lovely hand on 3rd street. My wee children had soft, soft paws...

11:12am Linda Lee:

this was a transitional voice Bob picked up at a yard sale in Woodstock.

11:12am People Like Us:

Yay! I like this old Ken bed music

11:13am People Like Us:

The Verve sampled the Stones

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11:13am AnAnonymousParty:

Kermit. Method actor.

11:13am Linda Lee:

sweet, morphe.

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11:13am Webhamster Henry:

Was that Kermit AFTER the motorcycle crash?

11:13am herb.nyc:

i just mentioned Klaus Nomi to a friend, wondering if there's any pix of him wearing a pair of overalls.

11:13am Kat in Chicago:

Herro Vicki!

11:14am βrian:

The Voice of Kermit rides my bus.

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11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

@PRB - Quinn's is a blast. One side is a ramen restaurant. The stage is small (smaller than M.H.) and they pass around a box to collect the cover charge ($10 suggested). Big Blood only played for one hour; went by too quickly.

11:15am Linda Lee:

a positive experience for *everyone else* Ken. see what happens?

11:15am peapod ross:

Ken hides from potential record fair riot disasters. This has been a broadcast of the emergency warning system.

11:16am zopa:

I feel better now. Thanks SMK. You're not alone.

11:16am Linda Lee:

Music of Mind Control is a fabulous program.

11:17am Carmichael:

I'm glad I missed Round 2 of the Lee Lozowick Project. Agree with LL, everyone should listen to that show.

11:17am Kat in Chicago:

Ah, I missed Mind Control yesterday. Thanks for the reminder!

11:17am Johnzon:

oooohh Ken has a favorite! Im telling all the other DJs!

11:18am wfmu listener phillip:

sounds like ken hasnt taken his meds yet.

11:18am f؂f؂ (:

Ken was also scared of Laurice's looks back in the day when there was only one or two pictures of him on the internet.

11:18am pulp:

I think there's a mistake. Vive la fête is not by Noir Desir. Vive la fête is the name of the band (if I remember well).

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11:19am Webhamster Henry:

TRILOGY: also has Frankie singing MacArthur Park. Sort of.

11:19am Ike:

No chance of Kelly Jones?

11:19am Carmichael:

Saw the big David Byrne extravaganza last night. Made sure he noticed my FMU shrt.

11:21am steveo:

thanks for announcing the bed track; sin swing, eh? that explains all the prurient thoughts i had during that set break.

11:21am Linda Lee:

sure has been a long time since Byrne played CBs looking like a Keane painting in highwaters ..

11:21am People Like Us:

I love Kelly Jones SSDs with Andy

11:22am Carmichael:

I saw Byrne 35 years ago on The Stop Making Sense tour. This was better and stranger, IMO.

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11:23am -Ken:

Another Kelly Jones / Andy Breckman episode sounds like a good idea to me too.

11:24am Linda Lee:

i can't get over these numbers. 35 years since Stop Making Sense. 60 years since the Velvets. 1000 years since Bo Diddley..

11:24am wfmu listener phillip:

what we need is to fly in Evan and Molly to do seven second delay. i think id would be fun to hear

11:24am Carmichael:

How about Kelly Jones and X-Ray Burns?

11:24am Kat in Chicago:

+1 for Kelly and Andy

11:25am zopa:

First heard Hinds on the Williams Street Swap Shop. Tips Up!

11:25am People Like Us:

Kelly Jones and Kenny G please

11:25am Carmichael:

Kelly and Kenny sounds like a morning chat show for house fraus.

11:26am JakeGould:

Yeah, I want Kelly Jones and Andy Breakman to both eat a big breakfast. But in Kelly Jones case, she should just shove her big breakfast onto Andy Breckman’s plate and call it a day.

11:26am Ike:

Me too @PLU but Kelly Jones is entertaining enough that you don't even need Andy. If she's there today, NEW episode! Pair her with literally anybody!

11:27am Carmichael:

Kelly and X-Ray could open for GWAR. That's how cool they are.

11:28am f؂f؂ (:

Another similar SSD request: Andy and Maria (Andy vs Maria IQ)

11:29am melinda:

I like Kelly and Andy together too

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11:29am AnAnonymousParty:

I'd like to see what would happen if both Kenny Gs were in the same room. Would they immediately annihilate each other, or begin orbiting a center point before spiraling in and merging to form some new exotic form of matter or weird black hole?

11:30am f؂f؂ (:

Prince Rama!! My favourite hippie chicks!

11:30am People Like Us:

Kelly always says she wants to cohost rather than do a show alone, which I understand

11:30am peapod ross:

Ah, Dylan.

11:30am pulp:

I can confirm Artist : Vive La Fête Song : Noir désir

11:32am Zydeco Phil:

Hallelujah

11:32am Dan:

Aay nice playlist today. I saw a band this morning. Yes this morning. At a Daybreaker morning dance event at the Highline Ballroom. The group was Salt Cathedral. I bet you like them the music fits the day. Gracias.

11:32am Zydeco Phil:

Kermit superstar

11:32am GListener MW:

Ah, Kermit. <3

11:32am Zydeco Phil:

Thank you!!!!

11:32am mb:

<3 to hear Kelly go in to yenta mode with any FMU persons. Except that time during the marathon where she assumed a PA accent. That was over the top. But i digress...

11:32am Walter O'Reilly:

No, it's "Ahhhhh, Dylan".

11:33am COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Kermit is my personal saviour

11:34am giselle:

It's Jordan Peterson!

11:34am Dan:

Is Kermit kek or lel?

11:34am Linda Lee:

just recalling those poor frogs they had us cut up in grade school.

11:34am peapod ross:

slow this down to 16 rpm and lets hear that.

11:35am Kiss Grits:

This is dreadful

11:35am zopa:

I started it. Sorry.

11:35am f؂f؂ (:

Pulp, people,

When the BIG BOSS (i.e. Ken) says blue is orange, you have to understand BLUE IS ORANGE. No questions asked. So when BB says Noir Desir IS the name of the band, then Noir Desir becomes the band!

11:36am GListener MW:

This is dreadfully wonderful. Now I want to hear Rolf do some Tom Waits

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11:36am AnAnonymousParty:

How do you know they were poor frogs? They may have come from wealthy families and donated their bodies to science.

11:37am Linda Lee:

betcha they didn't! :-D

11:38am Linda Lee:

the wealthy don't have the numbers.

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11:38am AnAnonymousParty:

I bet the poor ones ended up with their legs on the buffet at Golden Corral.

11:39am micah:

hey ken just noticed you played Madhouse be Lee Lozowick. thought that would be up yr alley

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11:39am Webhamster Henry:

@AnAnonymousParty maybe you know about Kenny G reading letters set to him thinking it was the other Kenny G.

11:39am Linda Lee:

those were the wealthy ones, methinks. more expensive.

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11:40am AnAnonymousParty:

Frogs are pretty prolific. They breed like rabbits.

11:41am zopa:

My descent into madness is complete. I am mad. Mad I say!

11:41am Brett from Long Valley:

ohhhhh wellllllllllllllll

11:42am steveo:

Canned Kermit

11:42am Linda Lee:

even moreso. they make rabbits look like amateurs.

11:42am Brett from Long Valley:

Let's not blow up the moon

11:42am Lewis:

Canned Heat - this guy's tones are wonderful and distinctive... what is his name?

11:42am Kat in Chicago:

Hey I heard this on Zoe’s show last night

11:43am Linda Lee:

that's Alan Wilson.

11:43am steveo:

11:43am Kat in Chicago:

Bob Hite

11:43am Carmichael:

Did Kermit buy all of the original versions of this song and then smash all but 5 of them?

11:44am f؂f؂ (:

Lewis,

Kermit. His name is Kermit too.

11:44am Lewis:

oh cool - Wilson also played the harmonica and could keep up with John Lee Hooker on their joint album...

11:45am Lewis:

ah yes - I hear it now!

11:45am peapod ross:

that was so great. I am enriched.

11:45am Henry in Hopatcong:

Good Morning Ken! And good afternoon!

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11:46am AnAnonymousParty:

Actually, it's Fred Travalena impersonating Bruno Kirby singing a Canned Heat song.

11:46am morphe:

Ken and CJ!!!!!! Dynamic duo !!!!!

11:46am JakeGould:

Hot Kermit
AKB (Average Kermit Band)

11:46am Carmichael:

Dig your Splits avatar, Henry.

11:47am f؂f؂ (:

The joke is on Ken's because he IS the real Kermit voice (according to Andy Breckman anyway). So everytime there's a mic break is like having a mini-Kermit set.

11:47am Carmichael:

Play That Funky Music, Green Boy??

11:47am Wild Neil||Peace All:

The Kermit Underground.

11:48am JakeGould:

@WildNeil: You finally have posted something that entertains me! Congrats!

11:52am f؂f؂ (:

What ? Wild Neil's comments are entertainment. They have always something to talk about. if anything, he is the master of controversy. Respect, Wild Neil!

11:52am JakeGould:

@f؂f؂ (: I am talking about me. Nobody else.

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11:53am AnAnonymousParty:

The The Kermit, to differential Kermit from ... well, I ain't going there again.

11:54am JakeGould:

Kermit Kermit

11:54am Linda Lee:

blow my mind, mr. dj ****

11:54am f؂f؂ (:

Oh, I see. It was a misunderstanding. I read your comment in the first person. I thought your me was my me.

11:54am zopa:

I take it back. NOW it's complete. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

11:55am peapod ross:

somebody licked Kermit.

11:56am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Thanks FoFo!

11:56am mb:

Thank-you, SM Ken. It was an honor to listen live and not negatively effect productivity

11:56am Linda Lee:

that's funny.

11:56am northguineahills:

Someone said something about Kermit Roosevelt? (obscure?)

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11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Listener bobo should make his/her request before the end of the program. Usually arrives 12:01 or so.

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11:56am AnAnonymousParty:

I predict sometime soon ,we'll hear the drummer shout "One, two, three, four" and the band will launch into more of this.

11:57am peapod ross:

ngh: in dubious honor of this sad anniv. of the overthrow of the democratic govt. of Iran in 1953.

11:57am Brendan:

Mucho Grassy Ass Señor Ken

11:58am JakeGould:

@f؂f؂ (: If you are going to think that way, give JakeGould $20,000 ASAP. Cool?

11:58am f؂f؂ (:

The saddest song of Ken's show. The BBC weather theme which signals the end of the show.

Thanks, Ken, people! Great music, comments, GIFs, Noir Desir bandnames.. Till next episode and remember to be happy!! Not that happy buy HAPPY!!

11:58am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Peapod-that Damned CIA, why the heck didn't we leave well enough alone!! Iran could have been a formidable ally!

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11:58am -Ken:

Bye all! Thanks for the company this morning

11:58am melinda:

I like the Kermit Underground.

11:59am Linda Lee:

it's always the short term with this crowd.

11:59am peapod ross:

thanks Ken!

11:59am melinda:

thx Ken!

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11:59am Webhamster Henry:

Thanks Ken! Fun stuff today!

11:59am crateslinger:

I'm always happy to see Wild Neil in here. He's the only other prepper. Be strong, brother.

11:59am peapod ross:

they don't want formidable allies, they want death squad run vassal states.

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11:59am AnAnonymousParty:

Be seeing you.

12:00pm f؂f؂ (:

Wait, ken! Let me send JakeGould $20,000!!

12:01pm bobo:

Hello! Just arriving. I hope i;m not late. Are you still accepting requests?

12:22pm Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Peapod-well, I have theories that some in our government are Evil and want to take over other countries and run them in an evil fashion. Some are NOT evil. SOME are good!