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Options March 27, 2019: Email Racing

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Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm G:

Second screen time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm G:

I've locked everyone else out???
  6:06pm Boods:

Hi folks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm G:

Whew!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm G:

They do beg Andy -- you're not listening!!!
Avatar 6:08pm dale:

hello dere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm queems:

hay
  6:08pm HuskLife:

Getting an eagle tattoo for the sake of pledges is definitely begging
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Phillippe Bastille:

Good early evening
Avatar 6:08pm dale:

begging netflix didn't help, andy.
  6:09pm Listener Robert:

"Post Serial" on WCWP did a Beg-A-Thon, even put out a cassette of it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm queems:

oh shit i'm a lightning fast emailer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I've got a pretty big credit card balance this month. I may be able to pledge some more next month. It's going to be less than $50k, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm G:

The seven second delay is finally coming in useful
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm YETI BOB:

Ken: I think the red light means you are over-modulating
  6:12pm Boods:

Hi Ken! Welcome baaack Andy! Hello Queemsies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm G:

@Yeti -- fussy, fussy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm queems:

dumps like a truck
Avatar 6:13pm dale:

i used two dumps today. too much coffee.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Kat in Chicago:

Does the dump button make the mikes sound like crap?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm jkeigh:

same dale, only chili instead of coffee
Avatar 6:14pm BrassKnuckles:

Your loud voices are frying my speakers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Yes, Andy hears something useful about the greater universe, and so not about him, and hates it. I've got really tired of the persona he uses on-air.

It used to be that it was funny enough that that supervened my irritation; I now find it no funnier, and I'm more irritated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm jkeigh:

Serious distortion guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

You guys must not listen to the archives. We can hear everything you say. LOL Fun stuff. Hi Ken from Hyde Park.
Avatar 6:14pm Jeff Moore:

...and of course the sound gets super crackly while the dumping machine is rebuilding its delay.
  6:15pm asheville jon:

Holy hell, TURN ANDYS MIC DOWN!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Guido from Cologne:

How do you do that distortion?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm jkeigh:

Turn them both down and I'll call!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

O.K. the Daily Gravity Test was funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm G:

Mic-al fry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm queems:

andy stop screaming
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Linda Lee:

someone phone in & tell them they're clipping!
  6:16pm asheville jon:

Turn them bith down or i gotta turn this off
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Guido from Cologne:

Sounds like wiring problem in the mixing console.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

You guys are both clipping.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Phillippe Bastille:

Every show I regularly listen to has had the "This show has reached its goal" banner. I was wondering which programs didn't. Found one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm G:

I like that buzzing sound -- like distorted guitar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Linda Lee:

they don't know.
  Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Walt:

Criteria = plural
Criterion = singular
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

In this ever-changing world in which we live in....

Funny, my Yiddish-monolingual-in-infancy parents never used 'verkakte'; too classy, I'll guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Guido from Cologne:

could be digital distortion.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

How about a bank account? That would help>
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm jkeigh:

Could be gremlins
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

That Spanish dub of an old "Xena:..." episode is looking better and better.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm jkeigh:

Does anyone have a mircowave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi, CJ. Going to see how this topic plays out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Phillippe Bastille:

Maybe we are all listening on crappy computer speakers and they actually sound fine. Its us, not them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm queems:

call in and give your social security number
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Yeah me too. Cheers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

How about the band Tesla. Early stuff was pretty cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm G:

IT'S A PHISHING SCAM

found the fatal flaw
  6:20pm holymother:

back up from the mic. its too loud andy.
  6:21pm Nells:

Time to switch the theme of the show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm queems:

this show needs more baby words
  6:21pm holymother:

andy back the fuck up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm jkeigh:

I think they fixed it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm jkeigh:

no...spoke too soon
Avatar 6:22pm Jeff Moore:

Everyone trying to guess at the cause of the distortion: really, it's all artifacts while the crappy digital broadcast delay box is rebuilding delay. Andy stops splattering once the delay memory is full and the box is in its regular state.
  6:22pm Patty D:

Hey ken hey andy. Love the show. What the hell is an email race?
  6:22pm battleaxe:

Audio = screech!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm G:

@jkeigh -- After like 30 comments about it haha
  6:22pm Nells:

Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Jeff I think you nailed it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Linda Lee:

Jeff, i heard the same distortion earlier this week. it's not about the dump.
Avatar 6:23pm dale:

i would think a spongebath is a fifty dollar item. a commercial for home health aides for your senior relatives show they cost $15 an hour, so that' s a 3 hour plus spongebath.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm jkeigh:

If only Ken didn't spend all of our money on a Tesla, with a full Tesla discography and a new pool, maybe they could fix it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Phillippe Bastille:

Its all about the Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

She's giving someone a sponge bath I bet
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm jkeigh:

I threw in the new pool to see if the rumour catches on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm jkeigh:

@CJ HAHAHAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

if you're calling in with your e-mail, G-I-V-E I-T T-O M-E S-L-O-W-L-Y, don'tjustgorushingthroughthisthingasmuchasyouthinkit'sgoingtohelpspeedthingsalong
  6:28pm Sam:

Zachary’s got kids - he’s a Hoosier daddy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Sigurður:

ASAP
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Phillippe Bastille:

@Sam nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Dead Air . Sounds like a good band name!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm queems:

simmer down north carolina
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Phillippe Bastille:

Some people only watch email races to see a server crash
  6:33pm boods:

what did i miss? been driving home from work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Phillippe Bastille:

@boods absolutely nothing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm G:

@boods: Premise with multiple failed flaws. Multifailing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Boods. Nothing much Over driven Mics and email races and begging for money--- Usual stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

I bet your leasing it then.
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

after this show i think i want to ask for my donation back
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm queems:

@dale LOLOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Sigurður:

"Playing over the celluar"
Avatar 6:38pm dale:

but i'll let me bet stand - double or nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm jkeigh:

@Dale I've already cancelled all of my credit cards, changed my name and moved to Sweden
  6:38pm Listener Robert:

Would it be sacrilegious to use Jean Shepherd's theme music?
  6:38pm holymother:

i like how intense kevin is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Will there be music soon?????
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm jkeigh:

All since 6:02 PM
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

jkeigh Good One I wish I would have thought of that.
Avatar 6:41pm dale:

jkeigh - and revoke your organ donor status! just in case andy needs a pituitary.
  6:41pm Boods:

Dale, i can always count on you to make me giggle. You're just one step away from doing your own show in your basement. We'd all listen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Does the brain count as an "organ: ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Thanks Phillippe Bastille! Thanks G!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Sigurður:

Organ ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Phillippe Bastille:

I just wasted what could've been a billable hour that could've paid for a tee shirt. But no....
Avatar 6:44pm dale:

from the dirt basement? where i keep the leaking paint cans and the bodies are buried in shallow graves?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Buddha of Suburbia:

"Excruciating"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Maybe Roybn Hitchcock
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Phillippe Bastille:

Buddha! Good to see you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Throw in a sponge bath That will do it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Budda will do it
Avatar 6:46pm dale:

gauntlet has been thrown down buddha - call in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Yes, Dale and it's also where you make Craft Cherry Moonshine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Phillippe Bastille:

Buddha, buddha, buddha!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm queems:

POWER MOVE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Nooooo, Dale! I have no idea what's going on. I never do on this show. I just like to people watch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Phillippe Bastille:

Ken and Andy need to step up their game and give away a WFMU cardigan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

How about some of that listerine with opiods that Ken is using?
Avatar 6:48pm dale:

well....i've made elderberry and dandelion wine.... those turned out well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello Philippe Bastille!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Phillippe Bastille:

didn't realize you were Boods... Cool to have an alias
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale! That sounds lovely! You need to drive up to the Farmer's Market in Union Square in the city and bring your wines. Wear your overalls and Dr. Martens!
Avatar 6:50pm dale:

clay needs to do wake and bake panties next marathon - 'i'm wearing your underwear!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Phillippe Bastille:

{yawn}
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm jkeigh:

Hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Phillippe Bastille, one and the same! I'm usually on Wake n Bake and the host Clay Pigeon started calling me Boods - - now everyone does.
Avatar 6:52pm dale:

buddha - i drank them. oops!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Phillippe Bastille:

I'm late to the party. You will now and forever be Boods to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm PMD:

I'm late also. What did I miss?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Asheville Jon:

there's another listener here in asheville?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm queems:

@pmd literally nothing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Phillippe Bastille:

@PMD nothing
Avatar 6:53pm dale:

he likes dick too. and that paid off in spades.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Buddha of Suburbia:

I'm going to go stare at my wall. Later gang!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Phillippe Bastille:

later Boods
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

Bye Buddha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm PMD:

Well, they are talking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Phillippe Bastille:

I wouldn't exactly call this talking...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm PMD:

I want to read an email from Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thoroughly modern tomorrow, Buddha!
  6:57pm fletchernyc:

This is a “good” show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Email speed is determined by how much the provider pays Ajit Pai.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Phillippe Bastille:

Emily has a mellifluous laugh. We like her.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Sigurður:

Fair
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Phillippe Bastille! Vous avez un bon nom français. Êtes-vous Français? Ou bien Philippe Bastille n'est-il pas votre vrai nom?
Avatar 6:59pm dale:

...if emily buys.
  7:00pm Sam:

They’re really milking the fact that there’s no more bad show insurance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm CJ@Shawnee OH:

My money is on Emily
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Phillippe Bastille:

@boods just an alias.
  7:02pm Emily S:

@Phillippe - I was using my "work" laugh, normally it's more of a cackle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03pm Phillippe Bastille:

@Emily well, its a very nice work laugh...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 4:09am chinchilla:

WOW I just came back to catch up on this one in the archive and the first 15 minutes distortion is a doozy! I hope they figured out whatever this was after the fact? And it was a gum-chewing-free episode too!
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