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Options July 10, 2019: Tell Us a Joke -- But Not the Punchline

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Avatar 6:02pm dale:

if only mama cass had shared her sandwich with karen carpenter they'd both be alive today.

oh - wrong type of joke...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Phillippe Bastille:

Only guys our age would get that joke, Dale
Avatar 6:04pm dale:

ewww....HA HA! andy puts a positive spin on it.
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

phillippe - i'm 17. at heart.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Doobois:

Thank goodness, Dale. I'm LOL-ing over here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Phillippe Bastille:

Dale - I wish I was that mature
  6:10pm noel:

You choke me up dale
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Nick the Bard:

I just turned 40, and i got your joke, so, i guess i'm in your age group?
Avatar 6:13pm dale:

you know music and culture more than most nick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Patty D:

What's the number? 201 something something something 8?
  6:15pm noel:

dale's buttering you up Nick. His last name is Dahmer
Avatar 6:16pm dale:

did the baby use his diaper s a parachute?
  6:17pm Buddha:

Hi gang!
  6:18pm noel:

Poop Chute?
  6:20pm Listener Robert:

That one got a sort-of-laugh in Spanish on 7SD years ago.
Avatar 6:25pm dale:

noel for the win!!!!
  6:25pm noel:

Orange Jewelyus
Avatar 6:25pm dale:

non-kosher?
Avatar 6:26pm dale:

noel - you're good at this. i see a future in entertainment for you.
  6:27pm noel:

I"m here all week try the veal
  6:27pm noel:

It would interfere with my poolside crooning job
  6:28pm noel:

great DEAD AIR
Avatar 6:29pm Fredericks:

201 what?
  6:30pm Brendan:

Silent radio is the new paradigm
Avatar 6:30pm vanya moscow:

what's the number again? they need a pity call
  6:30pm noel:

and I thought is was color radio
Avatar 6:31pm dale:

q. what do you get when ken has to clean up back alley poop?
a. the number two deejay n jersey city.
  6:31pm noel:

good one dale
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm chris:

fetch my red coat and my brown pants. tee-hee.
  6:33pm noel:

bring me my BROWN pants
  6:33pm noel:

great minds chris
Avatar 6:34pm dale:

scatalogical humor!
  6:36pm noel:

chuck, chuck bobuck bonana fana fo fuck
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

if andy isn't wearing headphones how did he know the guy said 'are you ready?'
  6:37pm Cmurtha:

I can actually hear the night shows now, WEIRD
  6:38pm noel:

mystery radio theater dale
  6:38pm noel:

you in turkey or the us Cmurtha?
  6:39pm Cmurtha:

since this weekend I'm back in the states
Avatar 6:40pm dale:

the icebergs were not jewish.
  6:40pm noel:

Ice Berg
  6:42pm noel:

Uncle Vanya is a Blind Faith fan.
Avatar 6:42pm Fredericks:

My joke got lost in translation.
Avatar 6:43pm dale:

ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm chris:

ya gotta love that guy
  6:46pm Old Dave:

XLN
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Tommy in Neversink:

Vonya's laughing at his joke was funnier than the joke
  6:48pm Buddha:

Later kiddos!
  6:48pm BEAVO:

We can hear him fine you don’t need to repeat it
Avatar 6:49pm dale:

i was gonna order another drink but you people disgust me.
Avatar 6:49pm JakeGould:

@Fredericks: “Iceberg, Goldberg… It’s all the same to me!” How could you screw that up?
  6:49pm noel:

shhhhhh it's the gag
Avatar 6:51pm dale:

when the leper said he wanted two fingers he wasn't kidding.
  6:52pm noel:

hehe
  6:52pm noel:

Pikachu
Avatar 6:53pm dale:

why don't you bring a leper to the bathroom? because his penis will fall off.
  6:53pm nic:

Im fine with the joke not being funny, but I wont be erased
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

There was a big problem at the leper hockey game. There was a face off in the corner.
  6:54pm noel:

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hot tub Bob What do you call a leper in a hot tub STEW
  6:55pm Old Dave:

I found Brown Pants Joke online and printed it out for my aging Dad, who will absolutely love it.
My thanks! He loves exactly that kind of joke.
  6:56pm nic:

Im really glad you liked the joke! they didn't hear me properly, but I told it when I was IN the sixth grade!!
  6:57pm nic:

its very possible i got it from my great uncle back in the day, it's An old man joke for sure
Avatar 6:57pm Fredericks:

Nic,
I felt the same way>
Avatar 6:58pm Fredericks:

I am not sure, Jake.
  6:58pm noel:

bastard
  6:59pm nic:

in what sense do you agree?
Avatar 7:00pm Fredericks:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
  7:00pm Old Dave:

Bless you, nic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Fredericks - Would that make it a chicken sedan?
Avatar 8:37pm flashbazbo:

Can I post now?

What's the name of the kid wth no arms or legs who sits in a basket of leaves? Russell
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