One Note Wednesday: Ken's show

Listener comments!

8:04am -Ќen (:

Morning friends! Ken here, the really real one, typing with his fingers, welcoming you to the madhouse. Where should we begin?

♥ 8:34am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Why, sir, else other than at the beginning?

8:44am zopa:

guten morgen freunde

8:51am jan:

Today, a day in history, begs for appropriate music! But forgiveness is begged should I tune in NPR and hear your show in archive!

♥ 9:01am Roberto:

Oh, this is going to be good.

♥ 9:01am Strandlund:

Oh HELL YEAH!!!!

9:01am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

Morning @Ken from a freezing cold NYCHA apt in the bronx

♥ 9:01am Webhamster Henry:

The flattened eye of the tiger!

9:02am ignatatus666:

This is harsh

♥ 9:02am melinda:

good morgen

9:02am John from Florham park:

Sounds like very bad sing a along

♥ 9:02am Hugo (NL):

hiya. Negativland was great last weekend!

♥ 9:02am Webhamster Henry:

If you like, I can probably do this to Felder.

9:02am John from Florham park:

@Iggy morning

♥ 9:02am Strandlund:

DO IT TO FELDER!!!!!

♥ 9:03am Phillippe Bastille:

Ugh. Other than that, good morning.

9:03am Malcolm:

this is a tough listen

9:03am John from Florham park:

@Webhamster. noooooooooooooooooo

9:03am Dan from Delco:

This is awesome

9:03am ignatatus666:

Hello
JFFP
I think someone keeps jabbing this singer in the Gonads

♥ 9:04am rsj:

I jealously saw a person wearing that dog mask on my chilly morning ride to work.

9:04am zopa:

Melaaaaaania!

9:04am John from Florham park:

@Iggy thought the same thing too

9:04am eye of the tigerrrrrr:

9:04am P-90:

A legit improvement on the original

9:04am Marley Dogg:

Giddy up

9:04am ignatatus666:

Oh this should be interesting

♥ 9:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

Safety orange knit hat arrived yesterday and it's super warm! Thanks to Akira Yonekawa on the lovely design.
Now play it slowed way down!

♥ 9:05am Goyim in the AM:

Nerds can't get anything right. The syllable "Ti" was consistently two different notes.

♥ 9:05am queems:

lol oh geez

9:06am Diezel Tea:

Is this whole set gonna be in 1 note? Because if so, I"m keeping this set on.

9:06am John from Florham park:

@Queems interesting beginning to a show

♥ 9:06am queems:

i'm wearing my black wfmu hat right now fyi but now i look like a nerd because i also carry a wfmu tote bag and i have wfmu bumper stickers on my car

♥ 9:07am Roberto:

Thanks Ken, I heard this song last week in a pizza place in London and I couldn't for the life of me remember who the artist was.

9:08am ignatatus666:

@queems
All tote bags make us look like nerds
My tote bag has a Pitbull on it. I’m a Pitbull nerd at the farmers market.

♥ 9:08am Lixiviated Life:

GIF me

9:08am ?:

Johnny could only sing one note and the note he sang was AAAAAAAAH!

9:09am ignatatus666:

@Roberto
Don’t watch the video for pumped up kicks it may make you hate the song

♥ 9:12am (((Murakami Whywolf):

0.) Maybe we can get someone in WFMU gear into the hearings audiences (if not the committees or the stands).
1.) Since I strongly doubt they'll out any crime that would surprise me or air any defence of That Man that won't turn my stomach, if I were listening I'd keep FMU on to avert boredom and to palliate disgust.

9:12am FՂFՂ (:

Gluten morgen, zopa. I'm glad we both spreakisch Germanisch.

9:12am ignatatus666:

@Ken whatever filter they used to make these one note songs don’t really differentiate or compensate? When the chorus kicks in. So there’s 2 notes to each sing basically.

9:12am ignatatus666:

^^song^^

9:14am John from Florham park:

@iggy now you just mangled something:)

♥ 9:14am Lixiviated Life:

this is an interesting GIF salad.
i wonder if its gluten free?

♥ 9:14am steveo:

Good morning. 200 isn't really enough. Are there sequels?

♥ 9:14am adampsyche:

look at this show off

♥ 9:15am Ken From Hyde Park:

This is a good song for doing two hundred jumping jacks.

9:15am FՂFՂ (:

This is such an old Owada album! In his latest one the guy is already counting above 750,000.

9:15am queems:

@ignatatus does your hat and also your car have a pit bull on them

♥ 9:16am Webhamster Henry:

Owada was a pretty popular WFMU group in the past.

9:16am ignatatus666:

John
That’s the disadvantage of not signing in
When we sign in you have no choice but to review your comments before posting.

♥ 9:16am Webhamster Henry:

Rick rolled flat this time!

♥ 9:16am Lixiviated Life:

I think I wrote that Owada tune back in elementary school.
I need to good copyright lawyer!

♥ 9:16am Roberto:

Greatly improved.

♥ 9:17am Michele with One "L":

Morning Ken! Great start!

♥ 9:17am steveo:

getting rickrolled was dinner conversation last night, brought up by our middle-schooler, and now it's happenning aieeeee

♥ 9:17am Webhamster Henry:

I'll be disappointed if you don't do a flattened mic break, Ken.

9:17am Diezel Tea:

@FՂFՂ - are you Armenian or just like how strange our aphabet looks?

♥ 9:17am TDK60:

Hello. Will I get hypnotized by the drone?

♥ 9:18am (Murakami Whywolf))):

?:
There was a SubGenius Media Barrage® tape that mixed "Johnny One-Note" with Denholm Eliott as Pilate in "Jesus Christ Superstar" to achieve:
'
Johnny could only sing one note
And the note he sang was this:
"DIE, IF YOU WANT TO, you innocent puppet!"
'

9:18am Gnat:

this song is exactly what my f'd up morning needs

9:19am ignatatus666:

If you never heard this song beaten into your head then this version may actually be good.

9:19am FՂFՂ (:

Diezel Tea,

I'm from a region between Buenas Peras and Pelotillehue. Algerian alphabet is unofficialy popular in this area.

9:19am trimmer999:

it sounds like a 90s rave song lol

9:20am Gnat:

this one is a nightmare but in a good way

♥ 9:20am ParUbi:

It sounds like it's being sung through a pipe

9:20am ignatatus666:

Wow
This really changed Love will tear us apart
Ken is this also played at a different speed?

9:21am John from Florham park:

@Iggy I never really sign in unless I want to reach somebody and I am bad about clicky starring the songs

♥ 9:21am Lixiviated Life:

(Murakami Whywolf))) Could it have been a bonafide Subgenius item without an NPR assemblage?

9:22am w41:

Hey everyone! Good morning from Amsterdam!

♥ 9:23am steveo:

Hey, could you play One Note Samba?

9:23am Higgy:

This is hilarious I really enjoyed the Rick Astley tune

9:24am FՂFՂ (:

One note DJ, please!

9:24am Gnat:

when every song is always one note, it's easy to do a party mix that mixes them together

9:24am ignatatus666:

Bob Dylan or Lou Reed in one note ?
Yup you wouldn’t know the difference

9:25am Higgy:

Lambada sounds interesting

♥ 9:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

One note wonders!

♥ 9:26am steveo:

Now this new note is the consequence
Of the one we've just been through
As I'm bound to be
The unavoidable consequence of you

9:26am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Ken that was a crazy set :D

♥ 9:27am (Murakami Whywolf))):

ignatatus6
66:

I see you, and raise you with Ignatissimus O'Reilly, able to brood, fulminate against the modern world, eat frozen pizza, sponge off his Mum, and onanate whilst reminiscing on how happy his late dog used to be more than any other human or fictional being!

…and his new farting technique is unspeakable!

♥ 9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Normal music? Wait ... what?!

9:27am Higgy:

oh right Eye of the Tiger was Grrreat

9:27am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Queems you rule re: all the FMU swag. If you got it, flaunt it I say!

9:29am FՂFՂ (:

Anyone has the lyrics to what the talking Egg is saying?

9:31am ignatatus666:

@whywolf
Your on to something
My late dogs original name was Hail Insiatatus. When he was a pup he trotted like a horse and we compared him to Caligulas white horse. His name was too long and he ended up as Ignatatus. PS he was a red nose Pitbull. Not even in the horse gene pool. Go figure.

9:31am morphe':

It seems like a Sesame Street 50th Anniversary RabbitHole???
Must run but will catch the archive at some point before next week...
Thanks Ken...
ps whatever happened to the WFMU number station fêtish
of yore??

♥ 9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

@FՂFՂ - If I know my egg lip reading, it's "Pledge pledge pledge!"

9:33am ignatatus666:

This song could be followed by the pointer sisters 123456789 10

9:34am Listener Alice in Fanwood:

Thanks Ken for posting my WFMU skateboard on Instagram for all the hip youngsters to see. My husband and I put it all together. I buy an old board, put stickers on and he does the labor. We don't use it of course. Don't want to break a hip.

9:34am lane:

this sounds good as i walk into work late

♥ 9:36am steveo:

aww

♥ 9:37am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Lixiviated Life:
It was a bona fide Media Barrage® tape from that bona omi (and naff medico) Doug Smith. NPR got involved at some point!?

9:38am ignatatus666:

This samba is funny
Reminds me of stations playlists that no longer exist and catered to persons born in the early part of the 1900s

9:38am FՂFՂ (:

Egg Lip reader. That sounds like a futuristic job title such as Genomic portfolio director.

9:45am Nick S.:

Egg says, "Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.........."

9:46am John from Florham park:

@Iggy now everything is so damn corporate and god forbid the DJs should do something like this

♥ 9:46am Megaroni:

All hail Sir Ken! Romancing us this crispy morning

9:47am John from Florham park:

@Megaroni better then the stinking impeachment hearings

9:47am FՂFՂ (:

Nick S.

So it's a one note egg talker!

9:49am Nick S.:

Buh-buh!

♥ 9:50am βrian:

Will somebody be tracking the hearings and keeping us up to date here?

9:52am John from Florham park:

@Brian nope exercise in futility

♥ 9:52am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Mornin' troops.
Appreciating the Santa Sangre gif.

9:52am FՂFՂ (:

This is a trivia track. Which songs are being played in that Dr DR Barclay?

I can only recognise one song. But can't remember neither the artist nor the song. Damn!

♥ 9:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'd like to see the second hour devoted to half notes, please.

♥ 9:53am Lixiviated Life:

Every song ever ?

9:53am ignatatus666:

JFFP
The Muzak was terrible back then
The area we had moved to when I was young the station had control over the area and pretty much still do just with a top 40 brainwash playlist instead of The Muzak. I think they finally stopped playing Delilah at night
I would not really know because I only listen to WFMU since they got on the Rockland fm tower

♥ 9:54am -Ken:

@Brian - They had better not!

♥ 9:58am βrian:

Really? The playlist can be such a good source of insight.

♥ 9:58am BnowB:

Stewart still carrying the sick beat a moment.

♥ 9:59am -Ken:

@Brian, yes but I prefer it to be a refuge from the horribleness.

9:59am ignatatus666:

@Brian
Oh hell no!!

♥ 10:01am admiral crisp:

feel like I'm in the car with my father when he just leaves scan on the radio entire time

♥ 10:01am Hubig Pie:

E-flat is a difficult note

♥ 10:02am Vivian:

NEEEEEIIIIILLLLL!

10:02am Spankyflop:

Only the best notes.

♥ 10:02am yippie:

not as hard as E double flat

♥ 10:03am βrian:

Citizen Neil?

10:04am tak:

so sad i've missed one hour of one note tunes

10:05am Okasa:

Stasch Ken sounds like he's been hitting his one note.

10:06am fleep:

Good morning howya doin

10:06am queems:

silence on 91.1?

♥ 10:07am βrian:

A relatively balmy 16°F on the isthmus this morning. Things have begun to temper.

♥ 10:07am ccc:

you can't spell 'note' without 'one'

♥ 10:07am Scott Williams:

Yes, 91.1 is now down -we're looking at it

10:08am Okasa:

The only "one note" song I know of is Mojo Nixon's "The Story of One Chord". I'm guessing Mojo Nixon is not gonna get any play on Ken's Show.

♥ 10:08am BnowB:

the silence is maddening

10:08am John from Florham park:

@-Ken I hope not too this is an escape from the mung that I see in the news

♥ 10:09am -Ken:

Scott come down

♥ 10:10am BnowB:

Its back ON AIR

♥ 10:10am LastWhiteRhino:

91.1 FM is back baby !!!!

10:10am FՂFՂ (:

This is what happens when people take too much notes. They think there's an unlimited supply of notes. They think notes grow on trees. But no, no. What is left now is just a bunch of songs with only one note. A sad, sad day for music.

10:11am John from Florham park:

@Bnowb I am listening on the iPhone app but I feel your pain
@scott Williams get those hamsters working
@iggy Delilah sucks all those sappy love songs

♥ 10:11am βrian:

What if 91.1 were working, but only had live audio of the hearings?

♥ 10:12am LastWhiteRhino:

You gotta keep those hamsters up at the transmitter fed.

10:12am sphere:

Ah, we'll never run out of notes. We have as many as we want or need. The next generation, however....

♥ 10:14am ccc:

the only 'hearings' i care about is me 'hearings' these notes

♥ 10:14am dave wuz here:

i'm wearing a onesie , smoking my one hitter with my foam rubber #1 hands

♥ 10:15am -Ken:

We hit a bad note at the transmitter site. I had to clear out the notecatcher and reset it. Should be good from here on in. Thanks for sticking with me everybody

10:15am Okasa:

I get all my news from the WFMU message boards. I'm sure it is totally unbiased and I am a completely informed citizen.

10:17am JakeGould:

Hey Ken! So is 91.9FM still down in NYC? And honestly, who uses that frequency? I meet more people who stream WFMU than otherwise.

10:18am FՂFՂ (:

Someone pledge some notes to the station, people. G#/Ab, D#/Eb, or F#/Gb. We don't care. Any note. Just send them in!

10:19am sphere:

OMG Scelsi! I'm not worthy!!!

♥ 10:21am Lixiviated Life:

dude... what is with the strange looking animal masks?

♥ 10:23am -Ken:

@Lix - just hazmat gear

♥ 10:25am Webhamster Henry:

I figured with all the one notery you'd be getting into Bryce territory eventually.

♥ 10:27am Hubig Pie:

Ermine furs and doggie hoods

♥ 10:28am PigeonsAndRust:

Best segue of the week

♥ 10:28am PigeonsAndRust:

1910s motorist gear is terrifying too. Well-dressed early drivers looked like aliens!

♥ 10:29am Hubig Pie:

Goat alarm please

♥ 10:30am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Denholm Eliott brought something personal to his Pontius Pilate, if Wikipedia had it right when I consulted it: his dather, Myles, was essentially chief prosecutor for the British in Mandate Palestine and was killed the night he obtained a 'guilty' verdict against rioters.

10:30am FՂFՂ (:

Lixiviiated Life,

Ken says is just hazmat gear but what I think is...please take a sit in the couch, what I think is happening is that Ken's masks put our sexuality, memory, and interpretation into questioning. He's taking us in a journey from conscious to unconscious and guides the listeners with himself through this journey. He shows them as symbols which may not represent real symbols, and simple characters which may not be that simple and plain; characters which have a wound in their Superegos and a dark side in their Ids and Egos..

♥ 10:32am BnowB:

Velvet underground sometimes remind me of Jacques Dutronc

♥ 10:33am Andrew_in_WI:

How about some Charlemagne Palestine or Reich

♥ 10:34am -Ken:

f0f0, Thank you for the art sschool speak. I have something VERY special, just for you, coming up next.

♥ 10:35am (Murakami Whywolf))):

O.K.,now I want to hear Mel Blanc as Elmer Fudd sing the lead on "Venus in Furs".

(Note: 'I am tired, and I am weary/I could sleep for a thousand years', which is like a Psalm in style, is the soundtrack to some of my depressive episodes, and is suicidal ideation very poorly disguised.)

♥ 10:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

Seeing plenty of dog face HazMat masks. Are cats, horses or birds also popular?

10:37am FՂFՂ (:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10:38am ignatatus666:

Mama Mia!!!!!

♥ 10:40am Asheville Jon:

i dare you

♥ 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

The opposite of a programme is an antigramme?

♥ 10:41am βrian:

They're asking for Andy, as if under an opium pall?

10:41am lane:

andy has no idea whats comin

10:43am badbob:

On the corner miles davis

10:43am FՂFՂ (:

KEN!!! You did not even give me time to turn the volume down! Thank goodness I have an ear spreay with dexamethasone, neomycin and acetic acid with me. I am going to apply it to remove the Mariah Carey debris You did not count on that! HA!

10:44am ignatatus666:

Someone forgot to tell Whywolf not to take the brown acid
@JFFP
Her listeners are worse then her. If I had a full carry I would have replaced many car stereos listening to that
Listener
Delilah can you okay something for my Girlfriend that I caught in bed with the fire department last week, we just got engaged and she is a great person for supporting the local VFD
Delilah: oh sure I will just sit in front of the fireplace with some warm tigers milk

10:45am ignatatus666:

Yikes!! ^^play^^

10:47am thormagma:

Oh man this ones going to be good!

♥ 10:49am mariano:

Reminds me of Evolution Control Committee's take on With a Little Help From My Friends.

♥ 10:49am Phillippe Bastille:

Interesting program, but definitely not music to work by since I actually want to pay close attention to the music and not my work...

10:49am Androu B.:

Best version of SLTS ever!

♥ 10:50am steveo:

yeah, i guess it makes me smile

10:51am Brendan:

Ken baby. Just tuning in. This is some f’d up s%#*. Cant wait to hear the archive.

10:52am FՂFՂ (:

The One Note is the new Pooey Flute, don't you know?

10:53am John from Florham park:

@thats why I don’t listen to her at all just 5 minutes of her show made me go GAAAAA

10:54am John from Florham park:

@Iggy welcome to my world with the misspelling:)

♥ 10:56am Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth and all the one noters and notees.

♥ 10:56am tim from champaign (now washington):

Hi ladies and germs! Thanks for bringing back the Electrelane, Ken! I love this band!

♥ 10:57am Webhamster Henry:

The original "vocal re-pitched differently from the backing track" - miraculous at the time - is John Oswald's Pretender.
Honorable Mention: Any Resemblance by Charles Dodge.

10:58am Blix:

What was the old concert flyer in London during its punk days in the 70s? Something like..."The Damned know three chords. The Adverts know one chord. COME HEAR 4 CHORDS THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!"

♥ 10:59am mariano:

Thanks @Webhamster!

♥ 11:00am Carmichael:

Thanks for the guitar tip. I had absolutely no idea how to strike a string ...

♥ 11:01am AnAnonymousParty:

And that's how you play the solo to Cinnamon Girl.

♥ 11:01am Phillippe Bastille:

Pls excuse me if this is been posted before. The "too many notes" scene from Amadeus: youtu.be...

♥ 11:05am AnAnonymousParty:

There's a Steve Morse tune named "Tumeni Notes"

♥ 11:05am Rich in Washington:

Too Much Too Little by Fred Frith, from the album Step Across the Border is a good one-note song.

11:06am Brendan:

The once was a note

11:06am Brendan:

There

♥ 11:07am Webhamster Henry:

This sounds like text excerpts from Vicki Bennett + Gregor Weichbrodt's THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTIONS.

♥ 11:08am Rich in Washington:

I was thinking the same thing, Webhamster Henry.

11:08am sphere:

Amadeus is not even fictionalized history. For the most part, Salieri and Mozart got along.

11:08am ignatatus666:

My favorite type of mixes by many DJs on The WoofMoo

11:09am olivia:

hahaha

11:09am FՂFՂ (:

Someone help that woman!!!
Someone help that woman!!!

♥ 11:10am ccc:

where did you find a recording of my inner monologue

♥ 11:10am mariano:

Hey, was that a vocal clip from Baldur's Gate?

11:11am sphere:

i think some of this repetition is from a soundtrack to a video game
i think some of this repetition is from a soundtrack to a video game

♥ 11:11am Hopey Sockmonkey:

It totally sounded like video game clips

♥ 11:11am Rich in Washington:

not to be a buzzkill, but am listening to the impeachment hearing live feed along with this show.

♥ 11:11am Hubig Pie:

Time is a dictator

♥ 11:12am Rich in Washington:

Hi Hopey!

11:12am Brendan:

Baseball is timeless.

♥ 11:13am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Good morning Rich! Are you recording the hearings for material later? :)

11:13am John from Florham park:

@Rich refusing to watch that might catch the lowlights later on the evening news if I choose to watch

♥ 11:13am βrian:

@Rich: I'm glad somebody is. I check the text updates from time to time.

♥ 11:14am Asheville Jon:

o superman, another one note song

♥ 11:14am Rich in Washington:

Not really, but might leave it playing in the background of my show. (not really).

♥ 11:14am steveo:

oh it's been a while for this one

11:14am FՂFՂ (:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Yes. That was a shout out to Fred Firth in one single note.

♥ 11:14am Rich in Washington:

Oh yeah, Asheville Jon! That's so true!

♥ 11:14am βrian:

Like Velveeta on warm steel guitar strings.

♥ 11:15am Phillippe Bastille:

Yay!!! I got my tee shirt in the mail today! And a pre-approval for an Ikea credit card! WIN-win!!

♥ 11:16am steveo:

oh you played it in august when i was out of town and ignoring civilazation

♥ 11:16am tim from champaign (now washington):

This show's been one helluva note.

11:17am FՂFՂ (:

If I had a radio station I'd play this song 24/7! HA!! Just imagine how much money would be saved to run the station. Fundrising marathons will be easy peasy.

11:18am John from Florham park:

@-Ken I want to thank you for the distraction from watching the crap on tv today

♥ 11:19am Webhamster Henry:

I have the audio denigrations from the app "UFO on Tape" and it's super hilarious!

♥ 11:20am Asheville Jon:

hee hee, there it is

11:20am sphere:

I can't watch the impeachment hearings but I wish I could.

♥ 11:21am Hubig Pie:

Petro-chemical arms get things done

11:22am Brendan:

Hello Mr Blue Sky voice thingy. Do you feel like we do?

♥ 11:22am Dieter:

Folks, look up the music video for this track.

♥ 11:23am mariano:

@sphere: Didn't Mozart hire Salieri as his kids' music teacher?

♥ 11:23am βrian:

Here comes the testimony ...

11:24am FՂFՂ (:

If I'm not mistaken that GIF is from the episode The Evil Green Puppeteers vs Superman.

♥ 11:25am Dieter:

Oh yeah, this pairs great with CSPAN right now

11:26am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

i have the hearings on mute of course. maybe the hot tv will warm up my ice cold bedroom

11:26am FՂFՂ (:

mariano, sphere,

I know nothing about Mozart except the fact he is the subject in one of the songs from the great late XX century composer FALCO!!!

♥ 11:27am Stephen O:

This piece gets better every time i hear it. And more urgent

11:27am Androu B.:

I have a few wondetful versions of a mashup using this Laurie Anderson track and Art Of Noise's "Moments In Love".

11:28am sphere:

@ marino - i did not know that but you're right!

11:28am lane:

@Stephen O - Precisely
@___@

♥ 11:28am tim from champaign (now washington):

Is anyone else getting the rising feeling of fear, dread and loathing as we creep into 2020? I'm trying to tamp down my cynicism but it's hard to get my hopes up for the next 4 years.

11:28am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

wow! we just hit 29° F get out the sumner clothes!

♥ 11:28am βrian:

"Highly irregular," says Ambassador Taylor.

♥ 11:29am Webhamster Henry:

I've been trying to record my phishing phone calls from "Visa Mastercard Services" and "Windows".

♥ 11:29am Hubig Pie:

You lost me after "you must install VPN now"

11:29am FՂFՂ (:

That was Porest speaking in the last track. I can recognise his unique voice from miles away.

11:30am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

always a fan of Laurie Anderson! like pink floyd a pioneer of ethereal music

♥ 11:30am PigeonsAndRust:

About ten years ago there was a computer commercial on NY radio and in it the guy says "I had no idea how many viruses I had!" I've been trying to find it for years to sample it

♥ 11:30am TDK60:

Been watching the hearings a bit via CSpan.

♥ 11:32am steveo:

oh gawd tomorrow is Thursday the 13th

♥ 11:32am Lunchbox (From DC/AUS):

is he sampling voice lines from a video game for those repeated "I cant use that" or "im taking damage!"

11:32am FՂFՂ (:

What? Tomorroy is Friday the 13th!

♥ 11:33am Webhamster Henry:

Porest has just released his "Optimized" pieces from the WFMU Optimized week on Bandcamp.
porest.bandcamp.com...

11:33am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

for windows machine? there are over 33 thousand known viruses not counting malwear,worms,spyware.

♥ 11:34am TDK60:

The hearings also are being streamed by the Democracy Now program.

11:34am judy from croton:

But today is Wednesday, isn’t it? Been in Maine since Saturday and maoI lost track

11:34am John from Florham park:

Today is the 13th

11:34am FՂFՂ (:

Thanks a bunch! Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause (and with both hands for better effect) to Webhamster Henry!!

11:35am sphere:

f0f0 - today is Wednesday the 13th.

11:35am judy from croton:

Maol? Sorry. Typo.

11:35am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

according to McAfee? 200 new viruses are written a day for windows OS. i will never buy a window machine!

11:36am FՂFՂ (:

I'm pretty sure today is Monday the 12th, sphere.

11:36am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

if i ever get the money? im buying a macbook!

♥ 11:36am ccc:

its monday the wednesdayth

♥ 11:37am Baja Joe:

Stop being ridiculous, or don't.

♥ 11:37am Asheville Jon:

it's thursday for a good portion of the world's population

♥ 11:37am Hubig Pie:

Lock Him Up!

♥ 11:37am Dieter:

Ken, where's your wall to wall impeachment coverage?

♥ 11:37am Phillippe Bastille:

Its Friday the 13th somewhere!

11:38am ignatatus666:

I imagine we will never hear
Parliamentary inquiry

11:38am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

at this point in my i life (age 52) i cant put up with windows and all its flaws & security hols & exploits.

♥ 11:38am Asheville Jon:

wow, at this speed, this song will go till the end of the show

♥ 11:38am Beast of Boonton:

Fake news detected

11:38am Henry:

now that's vibrato

♥ 11:39am Baja Joe:

I love the C A R P E N T E R S

♥ 11:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

E pluribus unote - Of one note, many

11:41am Ami Ad:

Hello D.J. Hello all.What's good about Thursday the 13th is that "DAIKAIJU' are having a live show in Washington,D.C.Next Tuesday live at the "Kingsland" in Brooklyn.Go.

11:41am FՂFՂ (:

Yakety Sax is the Deux ex Machina of the bail out songs.

♥ 11:42am PigeonsAndRust:

I can't believe how much I hate this treatment of Superstar!

11:42am judy from croton:

But he didn’t bail! That’s what sets Ken apart

11:43am ignatatus666:

This version of the carpenters with some dragged out sludgy axe grinding could be a popular CDoom/Sludge/Death Metal Emo spectacular

♥ 11:43am geoff mcq:

This is what happens when you pay your carpenters by the hour

♥ 11:43am Lixiviated Life:

@ FՂFՂ ( @10:30

Oh, that seems to
explain...

Sooooo, I'll be tuning out now ...

11:44am Tom from Boonton:

I love you too Karen, just put down that knife!!

♥ 11:44am ccc:

hey

♥ 11:44am Asheville Jon:

hey!
..............or is it hay?

11:44am judy from croton:

Good one, geoff

♥ 11:44am Webhamster Henry:

Robot Andy in 3,2,1 ...

♥ 11:45am mariano:

That was even dreamier than Sonic Youth's cover of Superstar.

11:45am sphere:

@ f0f0 - Why don't we split the difference and call it Montue the 12 1/2?

11:45am FՂFՂ (:

Ha! Mariano, For a moment I thought it was the Sonic Youth

♥ 11:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

One note Wing would be interesting.

♥ 11:46am Lunchbox (From DC/AUS):

which forum did you go to to find those RPG audio takes?

♥ 11:47am Asheville Jon:

is that really the same Amanda?

11:47am FՂFՂ (:

Very good, sphere. Montue the 12 1/2th. Best day of the month!

♥ 11:47am PMD:

Amanda!!!!

♥ 11:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Real Gas Music From Jupiter!

♥ 11:48am PigeonsAndRust:

Next week, can we just have three hours of Andy Breckman laughing please?

11:50am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

AMANDA! NOOOOOOO!!!!

♥ 11:51am adampsyche:

what is this amanda

♥ 11:51am PMD:

@Asheville John, it does sound like the same

♥ 11:53am Asheville Jon:

not sure i've heard the 'grown up' Amanda before

♥ 11:53am PMD:

@adampsyche - wfmu.org...

11:54am FՂFՂ (:

Concrete nipples Amanda? Is that her?

♥ 11:54am Lunchbox (From DC/AUS):

@Ken which forum did you go to to find those RPG audio takes?

♥ 11:55am WR:

Looking forward to attribution of the Carpenters song. Want to track it down for continued infliction on myself.

11:55am sphere:

thanks Ken

♥ 11:56am adampsyche:

@PMD yes I know who amanda is, I just didn't hear her at first :)

I'm trying to find the youtube channel that her brother set up....

♥ 11:56am adampsyche:

www.youtube.com...

11:57am Bjarne:

Thank you sir!

♥ 11:57am Asheville Jon:

adampsyche: www.youtube.com...

11:57am FՂFՂ (:

Lunchbox,

I think Ken mentioned he found all these material in a Youtube rabbit hole.

11:57am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

great show @KEN. almost took my mond off of how freekin cold it is in my apt

♥ 11:57am Webhamster Henry:

Thənks Kən!

11:57am ignatatus666:

Very entertaining show Ken
Thank you
Many pieces to hit on the archives here.

♥ 11:58am Lunchbox (From DC/AUS):

@FՂFՂ (: thanks, i figured thats what he meant. was hoping there would be a forum or something. i find it interesting to listen to

11:59am FՂFՂ (:

Not thank you, Ken, for playing Mariah Carey! But thanks a lot for everything else! Till next episode. Remember, Take care people, loosen up and BE HAPPY!!!

♥ 11:59am chresti:

Wow, looks like I missed a good show, must visit archives!

♥ 11:59am Hubig Pie:

Thanks for all the entertainment Mr Faux DJ

♥ 11:59am chresti:

Thanks Ken.

♥ 12:00pm Lunchbox (From DC/AUS):

Thanks for the show Ken! Some great weird music

♥ 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

A very noteworthy show, indeed. Thanks, Ken!

12:01pm Androu B.:

Thanks for a wonderful trip down the rabbithole, Ken.