Kill The Turkey : Ken's show

Listener comments!

8:42am zopa:

Good Morning Ken.

♥ 8:46am -Ken:

Good morning to you, Zopa

♥ 8:49am Listener Robert:

I never noticed before the frozen running snowman figure on the right in the background of the turkey circle.

♥ 8:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!

♥ 8:59am AnAnonymousParty:

How is it mammals evolved the ability to move their heads and bodies in unison, but birds, as old as they are, still just to move their heads first and then let their bodies catch up?

♥ 9:00am Guido from Cologne:

Good morning Ken!

9:00am Snoochienucci:

oooooooooooo great opener Staych!!

♥ 9:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

Let's Eat Grandma!

♥ 9:01am WozWozniak:

morning ken!

♥ 9:01am TDK60:

Ken, which one's Floyd?

♥ 9:01am Pablexa:

Noice!!!

♥ 9:01am John from NP:

PABS!!!

9:02am Mark R:

I like how the turkeys are marching in time to the music around the roadkill.

♥ 9:02am Pablexa:

#WeAreBrummies

♥ 9:02am WozWozniak:

this one or animals has to be my favorite floyd album

9:02am sphere:

hullo. Pink was Pink Anderson and Floyd was Floyd Council.

♥ 9:02am Roberto:

That's no roadkill, that was someone's poor kitty :(

♥ 9:02am AnAnonymousParty:

Floyd is the guy cutting Andy's hair.

9:03am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Happy Thanksgiving Ken, our fearless leader! I am very thankful for WFMU <3 have a great holiday, sir!!

♥ 9:03am John from NP:

good morning Ken. i'm mesmerized by that gif of those birds circling the roadkill

9:04am Snoochienucci:

are we going to listen to this one at 45 speed next?

♥ 9:04am John from NP:

@AnonymousParty I think birds are movin and groovin to a sweet beat, that's why.

♥ 9:05am TDK60:

I'm an "Ummagumma" stalwart, but "Meddle" is groovy too.

9:06am sphere:

I'll admit to a sneaky fondness for Obscured By Clouds.

9:07am FѹFѹ (:

Hello, Ken, people!

♥ 9:08am Webhamster Henry:

Nice cover! And nice cover gif!

♥ 9:08am Lizardner Dave 2:

We'll be hearing the Buddy Scott Trio, I hope?

♥ 9:08am The Oscar:

Mornin' all! If anyone's looking for some good Thanksgiving viewing, I recommend BLOOD FREAK, the absolute best '70s Christian anti-drug were-turkey biker splatter film ever made.

♥ 9:08am Lixiviated Life:

no ken.
just... no.

9:09am jeepster:

you want nothing to do with those Cold Turkey leftovers!

♥ 9:10am The Oscar:

Aw, Linda!!

♥ 9:10am Lixiviated Life:

ken, yes!
Yes Ken YES!

♥ 9:10am melinda:

howdy Ken and everyone

♥ 9:11am Lixiviated Life:

More Bob's Burgers please.

♥ 9:11am AnAnonymousParty:

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a hen's Tom turkey, no time to talk."

♥ 9:11am Webhamster Henry:

I have to get my paws on those game soundtrack takes.

♥ 9:13am Lixiviated Life:

Oh yeah... that's the stuff.

9:14am Zackery from Toronto:

Kill the Turkey was covered by The National. It's pretty fun.

♥ 9:15am Lixiviated Life:

... and now, just in time to make it weird... The Buddy Scott Trio

♥ 9:15am Webhamster Henry:

There's Buddy! Although, it's more of a Labor Day song.

The Thanksgiving "Eat Me!" song from Addams Family Values is Kenworthy.

9:15am morphe':

Simon asked for this last weekend and the Taco song from the
archive show April of??? to which I am fixated due to the Andre Williams "Bury Me Deep."
Not requests, just data!!!

♥ 9:15am Lizardner Dave 2:

A piece of hot meat for you....and now porn for the blind presents Big Sausage Pizza.

9:16am FѹFѹ (:

I prefer the vegan version of this song.

He's got a piece of hot tofu for you!!
A sizling hot lentils for you!!

9:16am Jeff:

Hit em again!!

♥ 9:16am Lixiviated Life:

ahhh..

9:17am medson:

Good morning Staysh

9:20am morphe':

When Arnan was his whisky 6-7 year old years, my sister sent him a "Save the Manatee" t-shirt from FL. She called and asked him how he liked it. He responded y singing"KILL THE MANATEE" in ELMER FUD MODE . she cried and yelled and hung up the phone...

9:20am Diezel Tea:

Wow, one of my clients sent me the same turkey with shotgun gif at the top of the playlist, yesterday in one of our emails. HI GUYS!

♥ 9:20am Strandlund:

Ken, do you have a gif of the little man-made chickens from the dinner scene in Eraserhead?

♥ 9:20am ccc:

have you fallen down the homemade thanksgiving song parody rabbit hole yet?

twitter.com...

♥ 9:21am βrian:

Is Weird Uncle MAGA coming to your Thanksgiving?

♥ 9:22am melinda:

This is hilarious

♥ 9:22am Pablexa™:

Link to video?

♥ 9:23am BRM:

Ok, so I just found my annual Thanksgiving playlist *bookmarks page*

9:24am morphe':

8 Hunting deaths(humans, perhaps) in France already this year:
https://www.connexionfrance.com/French-news/More-death-during-hunting-season-this-year-in-France

♥ 9:24am βrian:

www.youtube.com...

♥ 9:24am Roberto:

Oh no, this. It was played on NYC radio in the early '70s. It scarred me.

9:25am FѹFѹ (:

EVERYBODY!!!

Things get a little easier once you understand!!
Things get a little easier once you understand!!
Things get a little easier once you understand!!

C'MON!

♥ 9:25am The Oscar:

A few months ago my iPod followed "Once You Understand" with "Suburban Home" by the Descendents, and the transition to the spoken intro was INCREDIBLE.

♥ 9:26am Roberto:

Then of course, there's the "overghost."

♥ 9:26am Roberto:

HE'S DEAD, JIM.

9:27am unpopularfred:

I’m now thankful for my parents for just being just kind of passive-aggressive

♥ 9:28am Roberto:

No, he died of an overghost.

♥ 9:28am Lixiviated Life:

KILL THE TURKEY
(yeah)

9:29am FѹFѹ (:

I can do a good impression of the dad: HoOoOWwW!?!

♥ 9:29am Roberto:

Y'all know dad voted for Dick. Twice.

♥ 9:29am (Murakami Whywolf))):

No, he died of an Overfiend.

♥ 9:29am dave wuz here:

it's not an overdose, it's an underbreathing. glass half full!

♥ 9:30am Roberto:

Oh wait, make that three times, if you include 1960.

9:31am FѹFѹ (:

Finally! Now I know how Yosimite is pronounced.

♥ 9:31am Ike:

Has Bob's Burgers gone downhill like The Simpsons yet? I haven't had a chance to watch it much in the last few years but it used to be hilarious. The last few episodes I watched, on an airplane, weren't quite as good.

♥ 9:32am (((Murakami Whywolf):

'Oh Jimi, Jimi, Jimi
Why did you drown in your own vomit?
We would have gladly drowned you in ours.'

♥ 9:32am βrian:

"Overghost?"

9:32am Enriquito of The Cranford:

Thanks, Ken, for making us feel a little more grateful for what we have. Right now, we have you. Love, with no sarcasm.

♥ 9:32am Lixiviated Life:

just play more drunkin music.
(hic)

9:33am zopa:

the Pinchas Floyd?

♥ 9:33am Roberto:

Yes, when I first heard that track on the radio I was about eight years old and I didn't know what an overdose was. I said to my older brother, "what's an overghost?"

♥ 9:33am AnAnonymousParty:

At least he drowned in his own vomit, unlike some former Spinal Tap drummers, as if that's any consolation.

♥ 9:34am Andrew Waterloo:

The thing I love most about fake videos is reading what people think makes the video do obviously fake.

9:34am sphere:

Too bad we can't hear Burroughs' "A Thanksgiving Prayer."

9:34am Brendan:

Ken I can’t think of a more depressing song about Turkey and a father-son relationship gone wrong than Istanbul by miserable Morrissey.

♥ 9:34am caver_mike:

Hi Ken -

The Yosemite Sam song reminded me of "The Hunting Song" by Tom Lehrer.
Keep up the good work!!!!

9:34am Keith in Vermont:

Is there a Thanksgiving mix of "Institutionalized?"

9:36am FѹFѹ (:

The video is fake, but the audio IS real. Just like that Bob Dylan "Judas" video clip.

9:36am ignatatus666:

Such a cute song about slaughter

9:37am zopa:

PUPPIES!!!!!

♥ 9:37am βrian:

You eat too many dosas, and you'll see what happens.

♥ 9:37am Strandlund:

I'm thankful for WFMU...

♥ 9:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I go 'I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know,
why don't you get me some turkey? '
I go: 'Mom, just get me some turkey please,
All I want is some turkey.'
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was some turkey.

♥ 9:39am βrian:

Zero or one. Make up your mind.

♥ 9:39am Strandlund:

Burroughs!!

9:39am morphe':

Whilst camping =no sleeping bags, beer and peyote late 1970s(14 years of age) -A crazy dude up in Laxawaxa, PA accidentally ran over a snake. He immediately started a fire and skinned it, cooked it and ate it... I stuck with the Rolling Rock cans...

9:39am sphere:

Well, thanks SM Ken!

♥ 9:40am dave wuz here:

uncle bill always has a spot at my table

♥ 9:40am PigeonsAndRust:

Thanks for William S. Burroughs. I play this every year, maybe my only Thanksgiving tradition.

♥ 9:40am Lixiviated Life:

You're welcome Bill

♥ 9:41am rsj:

just because he couldnt settle for grass

9:41am Kief:

Ken we need Bob’s Burgers 43 more times!! The National made songs for the show each thanksgiving too

9:41am franny:

'Alright let's see your arms....' lol. Gets me everytime.

♥ 9:41am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Keith in Vermont:
I was working on my implicit request even as you made it more clearly.

Ken, how about Chipmunks at least, with a Patton Oswalt prelude?

♥ 9:43am Webhamster Henry:

The matching of Library needle drop music to this was one of Hal Willner's triumphs.

♥ 9:43am Handy Haversack:

Good dog.

9:44am FѹFѹ (:

Can someone explain what is this Thanksgiving thing for a non-American listener? To whom you need to thank and why the turkey has to pay the price?

9:45am Thelma Blitz:

Loudon Wainwright 1111 's dysfunctional Thanksgiving is the ultimate imho:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYJUz94HYS0

9:46am iiibeat:

Cut the chatter and spin the platter!

9:46am Thelma Blitz:

I meant Loudon Wainwright 111 - Rufus is 4 but does not have the name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYJUz94HYS0

♥ 9:47am βrian:

I have no sense for biscuit culture.

9:47am Sam:

Hot damn I would’ve got up and snatched them biscuits right out of Aunt Mary’s withered old hands! Manners or no manners, a man’s gotta eat.

♥ 9:47am Michael:

Jimmy sounds a bit like Arlo.

♥ 9:47am TDK60:

FoyFoy: I'm /so/ thankful that I can't explain it.

9:48am franny:

Thanksgiving is probably not worth explaining @FoyFoy.

♥ 9:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Sounds like manners ain't something y'all need not worry about if'n y'all want a biscuit. Just go'n get you some.

♥ 9:49am Roberto:

Foy, no turkey need pay a price. The process can be veganized, as I've been doing for going on 30 years now.

♥ 9:49am хtina:

damn now i'm in the mood for bizkits

9:49am Sam:

Fofo Thanksgiving is when we commemorate the mass murder of native Americans by committing a mass murder of turkeys. Murder is a really important part of American culture. It’s our most sacred value.

♥ 9:50am Lixiviated Life:

It's sure 'nuf gonna be Standing Room Only down there

9:50am franny:

Yes, my people where tricked into accepting small pox infected blankets on Thanksgiving and every year I say 'I'm thankful everyday' - when people accuse me of being a grump for not celebrating it.

9:51am Thelma Blitz:

Foyfey: Thanksgiving celebrates the British settlers (invaders) first betrayal of the Native Americans they displaced and killed. See also, Jamestown : the Starving Time when they ate rats, snakes and each other. The big feast-pig out celebrates America's bounty and lack of Starving Times

9:51am franny:

And you too....can have Thanksgiving everyday. Privately. Everywhere.

♥ 9:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The "Masque of the Red Death" extracts are the tastier stuffing.

9:55am sphere:

@ f0f0 - try this link: www.britannica.com...

♥ 9:55am (Murakami Whywolf))):

The family fights brought-on by enforced proximity that feauture in a British Christmas are, in America, held on Thanksgiving.

♥ 9:56am Webhamster Henry:

Not celebrated: Fundamentalist "settlers" dumping their religions and going off into the woods to live with with the native Americans.
www.akpress.org...

♥ 9:56am The Oscar:

God I forgot how awesome Red Death was.

♥ 9:56am -Ken:

As you can see, my pantry is not fully stocked for Thanksgiving, so we are making the occasional Sidetrip for Satan.

9:57am Sam:

In the future Thanksgiving will commemorate the time when God’s only son Donald Trump was crucified on his border wall by the democrats and impeached for our sins

♥ 9:57am βrian:

We shall stuff our turkey full of umlauts.

♥ 9:58am Webhamster Henry:

Red Death is awesome, especially how the other Corman Poe movies are.

♥ 9:59am Webhamster Henry:

I was going to request some Tragedy - and you read my mind. OR MAYBE IT WAS MARK ZUCKERBERG!

10:00am Sam:

Alexa - please read my thoughts and transmit to Ken.

♥ 10:01am Handy Haversack:

@Henry, be thankful someone cares enough to read your mind!

♥ 10:02am TDK60:

There is a fancy radio/stereo in that dining room I'll be visiting. Maybe I could put Fabio on in the background, might help with digestion. (Is Fabio here tomorrow?)

♥ 10:03am AnAnonymousParty:

I wish my town had its own official town mountain top.

10:03am sphere:

Judging how the evangelicals have treated Trump, I wonder what Jesus was really like?

♥ 10:03am βrian:

Seitan sustains us.

♥ 10:04am The Oscar:

I'll never not laugh at "These are some very sick babies."

10:04am prudy:

Trump needs to be evicted back to the world or commerce where he belongs...

10:04am FѹFѹ (:

Thanks, people. I read the Wikipedia article on Thanksgiving as well. So complicated. So many interpretations. Loads of context. I think am going to go with Liberia's easier to understand Thanksgiving Day (7 nov) which is celebrated "to give thanks to God and Americans for freeing the slaves and granting them Liberia in Africa to live as free men".

10:05am Sam:

I give my soul over to Seitan!! Yo soy Seitan!

♥ 10:05am Lixiviated Life:

I wonder what's on WNYC right now?

♥ 10:06am Roberto:

My usual seitan provider is barren this year, so I'll be going with alternatives to the alternatives.

♥ 10:06am βrian:

The "dunce" chorus is what really makes it.

10:07am Sam:

Support for WFMU comes from.... Exxon Mobil. And.... the Rosalind and Walter P. Cornhouse Foundation.

♥ 10:08am rsj:

don't forget his cock's insurance

10:08am Sam:

Roberto is there a Seitan shortage??

♥ 10:08am -Ken:

Enough with the political claptrap. We are here to EXORCISE Thanksgiving, not Start It Early!!

10:09am Stashu:

Stashu is cracking up, falling off a wall with Humpty Dumpty but hey at least we’re in good company

♥ 10:09am rsj:

You can do that with indian food

♥ 10:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

I believe Slayer is wrapping up their final tour soon. I wish them well.

♥ 10:09am Handy Haversack:

I thought "Exorcise" was a segment on Double Dip Recess.

10:10am FѹFѹ (:

Sam,

Trump is uncrucifyable. How do you nailed him when he as so tiny hands?

10:10am Sam:

When will folks learn not to sit on walls?!

♥ 10:10am Ike:

Wait, you can exorcise Indian food?!? What happens to the food after you've exorcised it?!

♥ 10:10am Roberto:

Don't forget the Corn Weenie Foundation.

♥ 10:10am Lixiviated Life:

I'M BACK BABY
(kill the turkey)

10:11am Snoochienucci:

Ken any chance we can hear an "Old Cold 'Tater" by Little Jimmy Dickens?

10:11am FѹFѹ (:

Ops, sorry Ken. Read your last comment too late.

♥ 10:11am Lixiviated Life:

... and Ken,
thank you for loving me.

10:15am Bill W:

I have the quadruple (?) LP of that original cast of VIRGINIA WOOLF

♥ 10:15am Listener Robert:

"I'm Going To Hell" was great timing, because I'd just switched from the mix CD of devotional Christian music Bob here had been playing to the middle of that.

10:15am Brendan:

You can DIY exorcize demons at home . Its both fun and easy. The first rite of the ceremony involves making sure the bathroom fan is working.

10:17am Sam:

Oh yeah, exorcising things that don’t exist is suuuper easy! And it makes you feel so good.

♥ 10:19am ccc:

you can exorcise demons, but why would you want to?

♥ 10:19am Handy Haversack:

My demons and I are closer than ever.

10:21am Brendan:

The ceremony involves some grunting mumbo jumbo (Klaatu. Barada . Niktu. ) ...followed by ‘out demons - I cast thee into the Vortex of Kohler!’

10:21am spk:

thank you for existing

10:22am FѹFѹ (:

I tried DIY exorcize once but it ended up being more costly than getting the kit from Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Catholic-Mass-Sprinkler-Zippered/dp/B06Y4CF1Z7/

♥ 10:22am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Glad i didn't miss Bobby! Howdy, Ken and folx!

♥ 10:23am Roberto:

Is this Bobbie's lesser-known brother, Bobby?

10:23am Brendan:

The process is referred to as ‘launching a republican’ in some circles.

♥ 10:24am Lixiviated Life:

will somebody PLEASE kill that confounded turkey?

♥ 10:24am Strandlund:

Don't kill pigeons...

♥ 10:24am Lixiviated Life:

albatross

♥ 10:25am Ike:

Indian food doesn't exist?!? Then what I have been eating this whole time?!

♥ 10:25am Asheville Jon:

cornish game hens. the other bird. that, or ostrich

♥ 10:25am Lixiviated Life:

kill the albatross ken.
KILL IT

10:25am Brendan:

Chicken of the Sea?

♥ 10:26am Asheville Jon:

who's aFreud?

♥ 10:26am Handy Haversack:

Penguins of Seitan

♥ 10:27am Hubig Pie:

Queen of the Harpies!

10:27am JtotheK:

Hiya Ken, hi everyone! Seasonal Greeting to one & all.

♥ 10:27am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

New Fred Lane? There IS a reason to live!!!!

10:27am Sam:

Don’t bogart the biscuits Ken!

10:28am ignatatus666:

No MDC? my family’s just a little weird
Daddy wears a dress and Mommy wears a beard
Or the Circle Jerks murder the Disturbed?
Another wonderful family song
Success has shown a second home
Th kids are cute how they’ve grown...

10:30am JtotheK:

Request: Willie Bobo ‘Fried Neckbones and Home Fries” (Pretty please and pretty thank you.)

♥ 10:32am The Oscar:

DETERIORATA!! Haven't heard this in forever!

10:32am Fletchernyc:

Dr Demento Classic.

♥ 10:33am Roberto:

Dang if he wasn't right about computer maintenance.

♥ 10:33am rsj:

whenever possible, put people on hold
I think that did it!

♥ 10:35am PKNY:

Hey @Ken, you still that "Karate Moves" record available? If there's anyone I'd want to spend Thanksgiving with, it's that guy!

10:35am FѹFѹ (:

He gave the wrong number. It should be 201-209-9368 and ask for Ken. HAAA!!

10:36am ignatatus666:

JtotheK
Fried neck bones is a great song!!!

10:37am ignatatus666:

I wish FMU had soundbites of Professor DumDum saying the phone member and station ID

♥ 10:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Over the river and through the woods! Is that all there is?

10:39am Brendan:

That was so sad my biscuit is sopping up tears

10:39am Sam:

In the past I passed many a biscuit. But those days are all gone now. The biscuits sit there, lifeless, in front of me. Nothing but cobwebs everywhere. The cranberries have given up and turned to jelly. The albatross flew away long ago. He used to write to me from Antarctica, but then the letters stopped. And the biscuits don’t even care. Not one hoot.

♥ 10:39am Lixiviated Life:

Ken,
"thank you for loving me"
AND
"don't try to touch me because that
will never happen again"

♥ 10:40am Strandlund:

Thanks for the Lampoon!! Classic!

10:40am FѹFѹ (:

I don't know who to like more: Sam the Poet or Sam the Appraiser.

♥ 10:42am PigeonsAndRust:

Welcome to Thanksgiving for the Disaffected

10:45am Fletchernyc:

I guess John didn’t like leftovers

10:47am khd:

i prefer the sludgecore flamenco version

10:48am FѹFѹ (:

According to its Wikipedia article, John Lennon composed this song after Yoko Ono got food poisoned with a lefttover cold turkey. HAA!!

♥ 10:49am PigeonsAndRust:

Somehow I think Lenny Bruce needs to come to the party

10:50am JtotheK:

Re: Biscuits - my fave is Freddie & Henchi “Biscuits and Buttermilk”

https://www.discogs.com/Freddie-And-Henchi-And-The-SS-Revue-Biscuits-And-Buttermilk-Im-Just-A-Nobody/release/7486755

♥ 10:52am Hubig Pie:

I almost spilled my beer

♥ 10:52am Lixiviated Life:

I used to cut my hair myself with an electric shears.
I would just buzz it at the "1" setting.
I found it to be oddly satisfying

♥ 10:53am Asheville Jon:

oh boy, can we start Christmas songs now?

♥ 10:54am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

that was easy, now we can go back to celebrating National American Indian Heritage month. Whew!!!

♥ 10:54am Lixiviated Life:

we can't be done Ken.
We still haven't taken out pants off.

♥ 10:54am Blues Mandinga:

Ea!

♥ 10:55am The Oscar:

I just found out that Jokerman does a residency of free monthly shows in Danvers, MA, and I think I seriously have to make the trip one of these days.

♥ 10:56am The Oscar:

*Jokerfan

♥ 10:56am adampsyche:

i think duane played this one last week, awesome cover

♥ 10:56am PigeonsAndRust:

@Lix speak for yourself!

♥ 10:57am adampsyche:

wfmu.org...

♥ 10:57am PigeonsAndRust:

Actually, I'm up on a ladder. If I took my pants off now pedestrians would suffer severe consternation.

10:57am FѹFѹ (:

I was going to say the Duane train just arrived.

♥ 10:58am PigeonsAndRust:

GWAR should do a version of "Please Pass the Biscuits"

♥ 10:59am adampsyche:

trains can't leave early!

10:59am FѹFѹ (:

People, please keep your pants on. This is a decent radio show. Ken! You tell them. They won't listen to me. Press your dump buttocks, er, buttons!

♥ 11:00am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

my pants are firmly upon

♥ 11:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Mx JVB!

♥ 11:01am Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth, and thanks for the Nazi!

11:02am FѹFѹ (:

The Oscar,

GO!!! Please say hi to him from a jokerfan-fan.

11:02am phat:

jesus, that version of Almost Cut My Hair was life changing. Who the hell is that? Where do I find that record?

11:03am Sam:

I just bought Chopin’s show-pants.

♥ 11:03am Carmichael:

Les Crane.

♥ 11:03am duke:

Les Crane

11:03am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

oh noooo! satan is inhabiting the body of station manager KEN. call the exorcist! NOW!

♥ 11:04am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

phat: Mx Justin Vivian Bond, check that creature out!

♥ 11:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

phat: of Kiki and Herb

11:05am Boomer:

Merry Spanksgiving

11:05am FѹFѹ (:

phat,

That was Kiki, from the Kiki and Herb(?) do the Institutionalized song fame

♥ 11:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

spank the turkey

11:05am Brendan:

Baby seals? Scrumptious.

♥ 11:06am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

baby seals in a brine of hippie tears

♥ 11:09am -Ken:

Oh that's right.. Les Kranepool. He was also a ball player if I'm not mistaken

♥ 11:09am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

hippie tears contain traces of psilocybin and THC, adding a rich ripple of hallucinatory vibes to your wavy gravy

♥ 11:09am Carmichael:

A great thanksgiving appetizer could be Salty Chocolate Balls.

♥ 11:10am Carmichael:

Yes, Ken. Ed's dad.

♥ 11:11am tim from champaign (now washington):

Ken - as Station Manager of the free and not so free world, could you address listener concerns about "The Bomb Cyclone"? Us listeners is radio land would appreciate some assuring or not so assuring words from you.

♥ 11:11am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Carmichael: a fancy chocolatier here in SF (years ago) had an item called Lou Rawls Balls. They were indeed salty chocolate balls of yumminess.

11:11am Sam:

Baby navy seals, stuffed hippies and sexy sea urchins. Turnips in turpentine and ships full of marine merchants. Sneakers on the barbecue and sinks clogged with diamond rings. These are a few of my favorite things.

11:12am FѹFѹ (:

Wait. Are there really two Les? A Les Claypool and a Les Kranepool? What are the odds?

♥ 11:13am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Sam: please pass the Whirled Peas!

11:13am Brendan:

Food fight

♥ 11:14am Roberto:

I'm pro-planticide.

♥ 11:15am tim from champaign (now washington):

This is like the Makin Bacon song on yesterday's Music for Mind Control.

11:15am FѹFѹ (:

By the way, I don't recommend messaging bits of the 'I am a meat eater' speech to a vegan when online dating.

♥ 11:16am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

FѹFѹ (: is this gem of wisdom from personal experience?

♥ 11:16am The Oscar:

Welp, I know what's going to be stuck in my head all weekend.

♥ 11:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

That reminds me, where's the Big Blood Thanksgiving song?

♥ 11:17am βrian:

@TheOscar: Not a Q-tip, I hope.

11:18am rj:

I can remember calling someone a jive turkey back in the 70s...when insults meant something...

♥ 11:18am Lixiviated Life:

I KNEW IT

♥ 11:18am TDK60:

I always sit by the cranberries bowl; this way I don't have to do a lot of passing.

11:19am FѹFѹ (:

Granny Spicy Tuna. No, no, no..It did not happen to me. It happened to another Fofo.

11:20am Brendan:

Chive Turkey

♥ 11:20am Roberto:

Makin' Bacon (as heard last night on Music of Mind Control) is just begging to be added to SM Ken's rotation. Staysh's stash, if you will.

11:20am Sam:

Pants are just a form of oppression from The Man, who hates your legs’ freedom.

11:21am phat:

Granny! Thank you!

♥ 11:22am -Ken:

@KenfromHP, what is the Big Blood tune you speak of?

♥ 11:24am adampsyche:

@Ken I think that it'd be nice to hear a show that's nothing but covers of Human Fly.

♥ 11:26am adampsyche:

btw i love this minute men cover, John Allen has it in his rotation

♥ 11:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Sorry, I was speaking metaphorically. I don't know if such a song exists. I am thankful that Big Blood exists.

11:28am fido:

oh, toilet trees, I love that song.

11:29am FѹFѹ (:

KARAAAAAAAATE SOUNDBIIIIIIITTTTTTESSSSSS!!!

Long time no hear.

11:32am FѹFѹ (:

Ken and KFHP,

Jokerfan has a song about Big Blood's lack of a Thanksgiving song. That is metaphorically true! I just can't find it to prove it.

♥ 11:32am Hubig Pie:

Will there be any Altamont 50th anniv. commemorative show ?

♥ 11:36am duke:

Bomb cyclone. It's a bomb and a cyclone. It doesn't get any worse than that. It's like sharknado

11:37am Sam:

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11:38am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

i prefer TUSCHY:)

11:39am FѹFѹ (:

Someone call !! It's the Ken-signal!

11:39am Dave from Brooklyn:

Nuthin but love songs! Thanks Dr. Freedman!

♥ 11:39am βrian:

Almost like "Touch Us."

♥ 11:39am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Les Krampuspool.

More rock.

♥ 11:40am TDK60:

I get to act all smartypants each year, reminding folks that wild rice isn't really rice.

11:40am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

GREAT SHOW KEN!! i thought someone would have filled in for you because of the holiday.

♥ 11:40am Webhamster Henry:

Hi DJ Krampus!

♥ 11:41am Lixiviated Life:

Ken,
I kinda got a feeling that you spent a lot of time in your room alone as a kid.

♥ 11:41am tim from champaign (now washington):

Always with the tuchus!

♥ 11:42am dei xhrist:

Background track would make a fine ringtone

11:42am zopa:

Thanks for the puppies Ken. Happy whatever.

♥ 11:43am (Murakami Whywolf))):

David Crosby has his own brand of California[?]-legal pot now. This is so unsurprising I have nothing else to say about it.

♥ 11:44am Roberto:

SM Ken, remember how David Crosby inspired you to not end up like David Crosby in your older age? How's that program coming along?

♥ 11:44am Hubig Pie:

Thank you for thanking me

♥ 11:47am tim from champaign (now washington):

@Murakami - That makes me want to run for public office on the "Make Pot Illegal Again" platform. But I'll still be pro legalization of all other drugs though.

11:50am Sam:

This really is one of the most hilarious shows ever

11:50am morphe':

Sad to say I missed most of the show>>
Happy to say was out cycling to my favorite wee shops for
good food stuffs ..
no thanksgiving in Spain
New Orleans dirty rice ...
Thanks Kenneth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 11:52am Roberto:

I had Thanksgiving in Spain in 1986. I went to a Chinese restaurant in Granada.

11:53am FѹFѹ (:

Sam the appraiser has spoken, people. Now laugh! LAUGH!

♥ 11:53am -Ken:

Thank you for lovin' me everybody. Have a nice day off, if'n you get one.

11:54am morphe':

Handy Haversack = did ya catch the RUCKsack dialogue
on Clay's show yesterday???
With yer Haversack tag ya might have to do a bit of Wake & Bake WH
Yesterday.. if I am not confused 6am-9am EST
ps.Who turned on spell check at FMU - fuckin' annoying

♥ 11:55am Lixiviated Life:

thanks kinny

♥ 11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Give thanks for Ken and WFMU.

11:58am FѹFѹ (:

Thank you, Ken, people! Good job, Ken. This show had something for everyone. People that love comments, people that like turkeys, people that like GIFs and people that like Thanksgiving. Till next episode and remember: Loosen up and BE HAPPY!!!

11:59am Sam:

Sweet I love dark night of the soul!!!

12:00pm Sam:

I was really touched by this show. Especially my tuchus.