WFMU: Ken: Playlist from March 4, 2020

Listener comments!
	8:37am -Ҟen: Hello friends! The really real Ken here, typing with his fingers. And here with me, and under the hypnotic tutelage of the Prog Gods, is Michellle with Triple L. We are here today to invite you to contribute to a good cause. Please send all your contributions to: https://gofundmyyacht.com/ken Because every dollar counts towards a great cause.
	♥ 9:01am Handy Haversack: Let's get Ken that yacht! Morning, all!
	♥ 9:02am Strandlund: @The Really Real Ken...Did you mean it goes toward a great Cruise?
	♥ 9:03am Yes: Hello friends
	♥ 9:04am Jeezy: Ken! As previously stated, I am almost ready to reinstate my disgraced Swag for Life membership. All I ask is for you to play at least 5-7 concurrent minutes of "Big Turkey in 45 Minutes" from Nick The Bard's Norflax Oxdun Sidetower (2019 DJ Marathon Premium.) Nothing else is acceptable. Thank you in advance, Gracious Radio Lord!
	♥ 9:04am Asheville Jon: i cannot wait for the SOAKING OF ANDY tonight!!!!
	9:05am KRYPT: Hazmatical tidings Ken and Michele
	♥ 9:05am Hugo (NL): Hi there people!
	♥ 9:07am Michele with One "L": Let's do this friends! Support our fearless leader and pledge to keep wfmu crazy and free of commercial bullshit. wfmu.org/donate. Tell your friends!
	9:07am -Ҟen: Strandlund! You came up with this year's Marathon motto: Because every dollar counts towards a Great Cruise.
	9:08am Snoochienucci: Prog? are you here?
	9:08am nellies: I wouldn’t go on a cruise right now if you paid me
	9:08am zpp: are die fabul0sen thekenschamplen gonna come play live on the show if you get enough deutschemarks today
	♥ 9:09am P20: Now I want to register "gofundmyyacht.com" and set up a parody website. But that costs money, and I should probably just donate more to WFMU instead.
	♥ 9:10am Andrew_in_WI: .
	♥ 9:12am Ike: Ken loves a good pandemic. Or a bad pandemic.
	♥ 9:12am Handy Haversack: A Personal Pandemic?
	♥ 9:13am Ken From Hyde Park: Pandemic pizza.
	♥ 9:14am Handy Haversack: Panemetic Pizzademic!
	♥ 9:15am P20: Just realized "Coronavirus" is an anagram of "Carnivorous"
	♥ 9:16am Sem: Hello, SM Ken, Michele, and dearly beloved gathered here today. Steady nerves are called for during Marathon. But not too steady.
	9:18am Allston Ryan: Pidge my man Nick in Brooklyn pledged a couple bucks, can we give him and the rest of the Brooklyn boys a bit of the pixie? It’s pidges world, we’re just livin in it baby
	9:18am KRYPT: SeenMatmos live,, total WOW!
	9:18am zpp: i call it colonavirus bc that's what the first person to warn me about it called it
	9:19am Chi Bill: Aww, you guyz got me LOL! I'll have to find some dough to COUGH up somehow, give me some time.
	♥ 9:19am melinda: hi Ken and Michele
	♥ 9:19am P20: Ken - don't forget the mighty umlaut! It's Föllakzoid
	♥ 9:21am P20: According to the band: "It's pronounced foy-ack-zoid, it sounds pretty similar to the word 'lighter' in german."
	♥ 9:21am Ike: @Chi Bill, you do NOT have to pay now! Especially if you call on the phone. All phone pledges are "pledge now, PAY LATER". We volunteers do NOT take credit card numbers over the phone.
	♥ 9:22am P20: They are from Chile so I guess the double-l is soft
	♥ 9:23am Yes: Awesome
	♥ 9:23am steveo: Donny O. slowed down / Ken's demon voice: separated at birth?
	♥ 9:24am steveo: oh my bad, that's Jay Osmond. Never heard of him.
	♥ 9:26am P20: @steveo: There were an awful lot of Osmonds. I doubt anyone can name them all without looking them up.
	♥ 9:26am Brian C.: Love Monks covers!
	♥ 9:29am Roberto: The germ-free adolescents are having the last laugh.
	♥ 9:30am melinda: I like how her voice breaks in this.
	♥ 9:31am Lixiviated Life: Oh ! Hullo Kinny
	9:31am KRYPT: Oh, I see what you did there, topical ointment Ken.
	9:31am John in Bklyn: Nice pre-How Soon Is Now use of tremolo.
	♥ 9:34am YETI BOB: And "Coronavirus pandemic" is "Mispronounced caviar". (I'll show myself to the door.)
	♥ 9:34am steveo: corn saviour?
	♥ 9:36am P20: oops
	♥ 9:36am Handy Haversack: What can you do with "coronavirus fun pack," @YETI BOB?
	♥ 9:36am Ken From Hyde Park: Woof moo for reals!
	♥ 9:37am steveo: newARK
	9:37am alllanINtoronto: Poly Styrene and The Divinyls are gone, but apparently Plastic Bertrand lives on.
	♥ 9:38am P20: @HH: "Fuck a vicar's pronoun."
	♥ 9:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): The Delaware Newark has a beard.
	♥ 9:39am Ike: Believe it or not, the DE Newark is pronounced New Ark. Really.
	♥ 9:39am P20: I believe there is no place called "Newark". There's just NURK (NJ) and newARK (DE)
	9:39am zpp: to ken; did you ever go to millers bar on market and washington in newark NJ
	♥ 9:39am Handy Haversack: @P20, that feels right.
	♥ 9:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Pledge $10.00 for a screen over the chimney!
	♥ 9:41am steveo: Newark-on-Trent or Newark (/ˈnjuːərk/)is a market town and civil parish in the Newark and Sherwood district of the county of Nottinghamshire, in the East Midlands of England
	9:41am Food Caboose: If it can move through solid matter, how did it get stuck?
	♥ 9:41am (((Murakami Whywolf): Remember to thank your volunteer. …and if you're a Swag for Life member, remember to devote some of your total tonight to soaking Andy Breckman. If I'm not wrong, you have to call in, just allocating to "Seven Second Delay" as one of your shows won't do.
	♥ 9:42am Planet Tyler: Why do you want to get rid of the chupacabra? That's the perfect pet for the apocalypse
	9:42am Food Caboose: Thanks Murakami. I was wondering about that.
	♥ 9:43am P20: @steveo: that sounds like a made-up place :)
	9:44am KRYPT: Does the Coronavirus Funpack contain any of Clay Pigeon's "glorp"? Is all Iwanna know..
	♥ 9:45am steveo: isn't everything made up?
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: @Murakami and Food Caboose: Yes, this was my big revelation yesterday. For every annual $10 of your SFL plan, you can call in and say, "aim $10 at this program," and they will. Or usually I guess $20 will get you in the running for prizes. But it seems like you can do that until you hit the limit of your annual SFL amount. I tested this on Burn It Down, and It got Burned Down!
	♥ 9:45am (Murakami Whywolf))): Was the chupacabra attracted to the station by the Goat Alarm? Maybe you should switch to screaming voles: Chupacampañoles are too small to block your pipes.
	9:46am chresti Griffith Park: How do Ken and company!
	♥ 9:47am Michele with One "L": Get your Anarchy symbols NOW! A pledge to Ken's show will award you one show you the world you are against the man an for WFMU!
	9:47am Sam: Partout? Vraiment partout??
	9:48am FאFא (: Hello, Ken, Michele, people! I'm happy to contribute to a great cruise! I want Ken to add another yacht to his collection!
	9:48am Snoochienucci: this is a nice one! i like i like
	♥ 9:48am βrian: Lucre bisous !
	9:49am Sam: I'm not giving nobody no bisous till someone passes the goddamn biscuits!
	9:49am zpp: the A stands for schlAmpen
	9:51am Sam: Just install keys on the toilet seat and a screen on the top part and voila
	♥ 9:52am P20: Ken truly is a genius
	9:52am zpp: my girl brought her MacBook into repair and the apple store said they never saw so much weed stuck in keyboard ever
	♥ 9:53am Lixiviated Life: Jimmies? I prefer sprinkles.
	♥ 9:53am βrian: Q-tips and alcohol for your keyboard.
	♥ 9:53am P20: @zpp: that's absolutely hilarious. did they save it for her?
	♥ 9:54am Handy Haversack: That's gonna be a good week!
	9:55am zpp: for 450 dollars they copied her hard drive and stuck it on a new computer of same model cause all her stickers were gone
	♥ 9:57am woj: dang, didn't include the wednesday morning timeslot in the divvying up of the s4l...guess i will just have to give more to get the anarchy symbol!
	9:57am zpp: but they didn't give her any smoke back
	9:57am P-90: It’s suitable for framing!
	♥ 9:58am Planet Tyler: Music for Mind Control is a great show. I'm saying that of my own free will.
	♥ 9:59am P20: @zpp: I mean, did they give her weed back?
	♥ 9:59am P20: I guess if the stickers were gone the weed was too :)
	10:01am FאFא ( ⒶⒶ: You get extra symbols for free when you pledge on gofundmyyacht.com/ken. Just saying.
	♥ 10:02am admiral_crisp: andy said that if Charles Manson were to run a radio station it would be WFMU. he's 100% right
	10:02am Crei6hton: Morning
	♥ 10:03am Planet Tyler: That's a good Andy zinger
	♥ 10:04am Lixiviated Life: ok ok ok, alright already, i'll give. (jeez)
	♥ 10:05am Lixiviated Life: oh... look ah dat !
	♥ 10:07am Handy Haversack: Now that's results, @Lix!
	♥ 10:08am full metal monkey: Morning Ken, Michele and everyone
	♥ 10:11am P20: @zpp sorry i missed your comment (9:57)
	10:15am Chi Bill: Note to self: must invent a toilet seat shaped keyboard.
	♥ 10:16am Asheville Jon: WOO HOO!!! Thanks Ken and Michele!!!
	10:17am Snoochienucci: can i just pledge to Michele's voice?
	♥ 10:17am Tome: ¡ ɹɐ˥nƆɐ┴ƆǝdS ʇsnɾ sᴉ sᴉɥ┴
	♥ 10:18am steveo: hey you two are funny; has michele ever subbed for andy?
	10:18am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Tome in Australia. We hear you sound and clear!
	10:19am rubyschmerling: how do I get my anarchy symbol?
	♥ 10:20am Irwin: Please announce: "Iranian cleric: Applying essential oil to anus 'cures coronavirus." tinyurl.com...
	♥ 10:20am steveo: too late ruby, you're infected
	10:20am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Uranus is my virus.
	♥ 10:21am steveo: (with anarchy)
	♥ 10:21am Hubig Pie: Must use left hand to apply said essential oil
	♥ 10:21am βrian: Where's My Cardamom Girl?
	10:22am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: No, Ken! It's the other Killdozer song that bring in the pledges!! The one about a dog sad story, remember?
	♥ 10:23am steveo: @brian I saw her at the new deli
	10:28am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Was that my cory boy?! Good job!
	10:28am Fletchernyc: I want to up my 10/month swag for life to 12/month because by the end of the year it’ll be gross.
	10:29am johnzo: lol Joana... name sounds familiar somehow...
	10:30am johnzo: you can thank me again, I contributed last night during burn it down but Ill buy a shirt if you thank me again haha... I feel bad for Ken...
	10:31am sphere: Hmmm.
	10:31am Snoochienucci: Cocktail bar!
	10:32am sphere: PLEDGE DAMMIT OR ELSE I'll SIMPER LOUDLY
	10:32am johnzo: lol I think I prefer the version with more lyrics sorry Ken... this is funny tho...
	10:32am mink: Yay the cocktail bar song!!!!!!!
	♥ 10:32am full metal monkey: This makes me want a vodka and something. Right now!,,.
	♥ 10:33am Handy Haversack: Maybe I do need a drink ...
	♥ 10:33am Greg from ZONE 5: Holy shit that's weird—the normal version of this was just playing in the cafe at work and I was singing this version in my head!
	10:33am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I did not know Cocktail bar had a version with extended lyircs.
	♥ 10:33am Webhamster Henry: You know I sing this version as Karaoke, right?
	♥ 10:34am steveo: that last note of cocktail bar that sounds like when you pull the game cartridge out of your atari 2600, though
	10:34am yippie: ken loves zappa
	♥ 10:36am Asheville Jon: wow, this mashup is great!
	♥ 10:36am Webhamster Henry: Mashup quality has gone up since the DJ Jesuspants days - which was already a high standard!
	10:36am prudy: gotta love Purple adulterated by the BeeGees...please join the swag for life contingent...most helpful to the station as it enables them to budget and cover the basic costs of running!
	♥ 10:37am steveo: swiss time get iT?
	10:38am Fletchernyc: But seriously is there a way to amend my swag4life
	♥ 10:41am Handy Haversack: Checking some index proofs right now: freeform radio, 56, 137. See also WFMU
	10:41am johnzo: you didn’t use focus groups?!!
	10:41am johnzo: Im shocked!
	10:42am johnzo: @FxFx Human League... they play it on the 80’s station my boss plays all the time
	10:43am Fletchernyc: @ubi this is talkie-money-makey-time. No talking on Spotify. WFMU is made by humans.
	10:44am johnzo: ubi... it’s pledge drive. also the focus groups said lonely people with no friends who are desperate to feel like someone’s talking to them make up 47% of their demographic
	♥ 10:46am Hugo (NL): But music has a high risk of melodies. that's not why we're here.
	10:47am Snoochienucci: @Hugo im personally a BIG melody guy
	♥ 10:48am Hugo (NL): @ Snoochienucci:I guess that's a consequence of this freeform thing they're talking about constantly?
	10:49am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks for reminder, Johnzo! I have listen to the Sventana over a thousand times I even forgot there's an original version.
	10:52am Snoochienucci: @Hugo im not sure really, but i got it in me now and i dont think theres any escaping
	♥ 10:53am BRM: I am here solely to type the words JANE WEAVER: I LOVE HER MUSIC.
	10:53am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I believe someone pressed the comment's dump button because I have a vague recollection of someone named ubi making a post few minutes ago. Oh, well. I guess it was just a figment of my imagination.
	♥ 10:53am Handy Haversack: @Snoochie, a top-of-the-line hazmat suit would really help keep those melodies inside you!
	10:56am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I don't think I EVER mentioned what is El CIrculo song about. It's about a little duck dreaming about being a boat. Yep. There's nothing more about it.
	10:57am mattV: A culpa é de vocês dois.
	♥ 10:57am Roberto: La culpa es de tu mama!
	♥ 10:57am steveo: No puedes respirar nuestro aire No puedes respirar nuestro aire No puedes Entrar En el circulo
	♥ 11:00am Roberto: Ja ja ja
	11:00am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Mama without accent means suck. So saying tu mama is like "you suck".
	♥ 11:01am Greg from ZONE 5: Jajajaja
	♥ 11:01am Roberto: Tu mama come mucha carne lol
	♥ 11:02am Hubig Pie: Yo como mucho pastel
	11:02am John from Florham park: Hello fellow listeners
	♥ 11:02am Handy Haversack: Hiya, John from FP.
	11:02am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: People! Stop saying mama without accent. It's mamá! Here -take all the a's with accent as you want: ááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá
	♥ 11:03am Roberto: Gracias, FoFo, y a tu mamá tambien.
	11:03am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: jajajaja ..wait.
	11:04am John from Florham park: Hello again handy
	♥ 11:04am steveo: mama mammary mamar; it's the facts of life
	♥ 11:05am Handy Haversack: Well, for mammals.
	♥ 11:06am MikeG: ENGELBERT
	♥ 11:06am steveo: i'm very mammal-centric
	♥ 11:07am Handy Haversack: Mammals suck!
	11:07am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Tu mamá mama como mamífero.
	11:07am Fletchernyc: Peter & Gordon!!!
	♥ 11:08am steveo: @handy possible billboard slogan?
	11:08am Fletchernyc: Ghandi did it!
	11:08am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: For 50K I'd drink Ken's pee!
	11:08am carrots: was the The Garbage Man laughing in the background?
	♥ 11:08am steveo: even educated fleas do it!
	♥ 11:08am Handy Haversack: @steveo, seems worthwhile.
	11:09am johnzo: that sounded like a little Matty Warwhick cackle (tm) in the background when Ken said he’s drink his own pee for 15k
	♥ 11:10am Ike: Ken learned his lesson with the Eagles tattoo.
	♥ 11:11am Hugo (NL): We made it! imgur.com...
	♥ 11:11am Ike: Remember, Ken branding himself in exchange for pledges opened up a dark spiritual gateway through which Don Felder asshole-projected himself into WFMU as a mental infection possessing 2.2% of Warwick’s brain for over 4 years.
	♥ 11:11am Handy Haversack: It's pee time!
	11:11am jan: Glenn Branca's monstrous guitars are a possible cause of my Tinitus- a live concert at Brooklyn Academy of music- 80s? sitting in a seat towards the front of the theater, the sound level painful even with tissue stuffed in my ears - I was holding my fedora in my lap hand-when the felt began to resonate- I ran from the theater!
	♥ 11:12am steveo: lol i'll drink it when the checks clear hugo
	11:12am Lewis: I gotta get some Englebert into my collection to augment Tom Jones and Eilert Pilarm...
	♥ 11:12am Hugo (NL): hehe it was worth a try steveo
	11:14am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks, Hugo. hard evidence that we made it, right there. Ken, just focus on the amount of natural cannabinoids inhabiting your pee. DRINK IT!!!
	♥ 11:15am steveo: focused at work haha
	♥ 11:16am ccc: i love wfmu cause it keeps me from focusing at work
	11:16am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Gotta love Ike's hatred of Don Felder. I'm with you, my brother!
	♥ 11:16am full metal monkey: I pledged. When does my anarchy sign show up.
	11:17am andy the painter: i’m with ken on the urine-drinking issue
	♥ 11:17am ifeelfatnsassy: I thought DJ Female Convict Scorpion was a they/theirs?
	11:17am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Did you get Clay’s copy of Ken’s Hazmat Report that Clay forgot to play this morning? Playing that would go very well with Ken’s big Hazmat Prize.
	11:18am Snoochienucci: is this big boy ken singing?
	♥ 11:21am tim from champaign (now washington): That's Station manager Ken for you, always with the tuchus.
	♥ 11:23am queems: i miss dr. bootygrabber
	♥ 11:23am Aquebogue: Wow. Loving that.
	♥ 11:23am Ike: Wait Tim, when did Champaign get annexed by Washington?!
	♥ 11:24am Clay Pigeon: I just emailed it to him!
	♥ 11:24am Ken From Hyde Park: $1668 to go!
	♥ 11:24am Handy Haversack: Hi, Clay!
	11:24am Snoochienucci: holy mackerel what is going on!?!?!
	♥ 11:24am Clay Pigeon: Hey Handy!
	11:25am Snoochienucci: Clay? dont usually see you around these parts!
	11:25am Nacho: Mierda... quiero donar pero estoy pobre.... good luck guys!!
	♥ 11:25am Clay Pigeon: I am just going to zzzzzz!
	♥ 11:25am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - Yup! Champaign was feeling left out of Coronavirus-mania and decided to secede to state with an active outbreak
	11:25am JEfff: CLAYY!
	♥ 11:26am Handy Haversack: Get some good rest, Clay! Hardest working DJ in free-form nonprofit showbiz!
	11:26am johnzo: URINE the running!
	11:26am Snoochienucci: Yeah get some rest Clay, we need you all energized for the AM! Set those alarm clocks to 4:20!
	11:27am Lewis: @johnzo - ouch...
	11:27am Dan from Delco: I thought y’all were saying year end therapy
	♥ 11:28am Clay Pigeon: Thera-Pee™
	♥ 11:28am Rich in Washington: Ken, play Negativland's Keep Rollin' from No Business. You'll see why (& yes, it's radio-safe).
	♥ 11:28am Handy Haversack: It's a vinyl?
	♥ 11:29am Rich in Washington: Negativland is going to be live on KBOO in Portland on the 21st!
	11:29am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	♥ 11:29am Rich in Washington: Hmmm..
	♥ 11:29am woj: well-played, clay pigeon.
	♥ 11:29am Roberto: Uh this is old-school Negativland. Not that I'm complaining.
	11:30am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	♥ 11:30am Cmurtha: ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI AND SHE WOUDLN'T GIVE IT TO ME, JUST A PESPSI
	11:30am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Yellow alert! Yellow alert! We are very close for Ken to drink urine! KEEP PLEDGING!!!!
	♥ 11:31am Hubig Pie: Drink it up !
	11:32am Nacho: Michele, excelente show ayer con Sheila B!
	♥ 11:32am Rich in Washington: Good luck, everyone.
	11:33am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Mellow Yellow! For Ken’s Victorious Urine drinking. https://youtu.be/bb3WpOJvsug
	11:34am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Also: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	11:34am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Time to pledge to WeeFMU!
	11:34am John from Florham park: @Daybreak taking a break from teaching the little monsters:)
	♥ 11:35am Rich in Washington: Yep. It's a four-sider.
	♥ 11:35am woj: it's not an emergency, it's an emergenpee!
	♥ 11:36am Rich in Washington: It's spread across three sides and side four is some bonus tracks. It's fantastic and has some extra goodies in it.
	♥ 11:39am Rich in Washington: Get that Negativland record, peoples! It's a fantastic album and the vinyl edition is gorgeous, not to mention limited edition!
	11:39am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Time to visit the urination station, Ken!
	♥ 11:40am P20: just tuned back in - are they drawing for Negativland? what's the pledge threshold to get in?
	♥ 11:40am Rich in Washington: There's still time, P20!
	11:40am JEfff: 20 bucks
	♥ 11:41am P20: Oh that's nothing. I pledged already but I can find a few more bucks :)
	♥ 11:42am P20: aww. missed it. but i'm gonna pledge anyway because Ken and Michele are awesome
	♥ 11:42am Handy Haversack: @P20, alas. But there's good pizza karma coming your way -- critical hit!
	11:43am ratchicks: coronavirus fun pack lol
	11:43am spodiodi: i have the mask, thank heavens
	♥ 11:43am queems: sometimes you just have to drink pee i guess
	11:43am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Pee20, If you pledge enough we can get Ken to drink his own urine! Pledge, people!!!!!
	♥ 11:43am Rip Von Tinkle: Drink up Whizz Kid!
	11:43am Patty D: I’m in therapy? No, urine therapy.
	11:44am Don Pickles: This song rules
	♥ 11:44am Handy Haversack: We also learned that "coronavirus fun pack" is an anagram for "Fuck a vicar's pronoun." Always remember!
	♥ 11:44am PMD: Oh.... Big Blood. damn
	♥ 11:44am P20: I actually don't want Ken to have to do this. So I'm sort of sorry about donating.
	♥ 11:45am P20: But I'm doing it anyway. Sorry Ken.
	♥ 11:46am Roberto: Wow, this song really checks all the boxes.
	11:46am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Michele with one L, We can all agree we reached the pee goal if we all pledge together 15000 Zimbabwe dollars (about US$40) , Can't we ?
	11:47am Snoochienucci: stepped away for a minute, did i miss any piss drinking?
	11:47am NorwegianChris: This song is SO great
	♥ 11:47am P20: Nope. Just talking about it.
	♥ 11:47am coelacanth∅: i'll laugh when, after we've lost a million people to the coronavirus, the pharmaceutical company "scientists" throw up their hands in resignation and tell people to drink their own urine.
	♥ 11:47am Phin The Hyooman: A song with "Snapchat" in the lyrics?! Ha! Just imagine listening to a song now lamenting about the time kids are hanging out on MySpace.
	♥ 11:48am Walt: This Big Blood song sounds a lot like something else I've heard on WFMU. Anybody else recognize what I'm talking about??
	11:48am g: One of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.
	♥ 11:48am maestroso: Just got back from meetings, throwing some funds your way...
	11:48am Don Pickles: One of the best songs I’ve ever heard
	11:48am g: Thank you for this, without knowing bad you can’t appreciate good.
	♥ 11:48am P20: g: Come on, they're already insecure!
	♥ 11:49am queems: g needs a diaper change
	♥ 11:49am thriftstoreleather: so good, reminds me of the Cowsills
	11:49am g: I’m just an insecure baby, I doodied.
	11:49am John from Florham park: Gee Walt why don’t you tell us
	11:50am P-90: Ken Show: Home of The Irresistibly Irritating
	11:50am BorisBee: The great Danielson Family.
	♥ 11:50am maestroso: Daughter has a lovely voice like her mum.
	♥ 11:50am Phin The Hyooman: URINE love. I'm in love. We're in love.
	11:50am Chi Bill: one of the songs i heard
	11:50am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Not to get political: but... Big Blood needs to release: “Insecure Adults” for all who think is a good idea to vote for Joe Biden Just saying
	11:50am John from Florham park: @Queems I think someone else needs a diaper change too
	♥ 11:51am P20: aren't there some FCC rules against on-air urophagia?
	11:51am Chi Bill: Ken, Michelllllllllle and listener Ike talked me into donating, I feel better already!
	11:52am John from Florham park: @apDaybreak trying to stay away from politics
	11:52am KRYPT: "Urine for a treat" Michele!
	♥ 11:53am PMD: That was worth $20
	♥ 11:53am full metal monkey: Urine therapy for Ken. Lol I’m in.
	♥ 11:53am Walt: @John from Florham park: I'm asking not because I know and I want to know if anyone else knows, but because I don't know and I want someone else who knows to tell me!
	11:53am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Fair enough John from FP! Lunchtime for me!
	11:54am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Give Ken the Peepsi!
	11:56am John from Florham park: @Daybreak gotcha @Walt that made no sense whatsoever
	♥ 11:56am JtotheK: whenever my colleagues comment that I curse too often around the office I tell them to go fuck themselves. Give it a try, Ken! Hi everyone.
	♥ 11:56am Handy Haversack: You gots it!
	11:57am Snoochienucci: ayyyy there we go handy!
	♥ 11:57am JtotheK: @Fofo - I've been tuned in for most of the show, please advise -- how many times I have missed out on Clarence Carter today?
	♥ 11:58am coelacanth∅: Walt it does sound like a lot of other big blood songs that get played but i can't think of which in-particular
	♥ 11:58am coelacanth∅: (...and also like the rope river blues band but i've never heard that band on wfmu)
	11:59am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: JtotheK, I believe Clearence Carter has been played 0 times today! Unpeelievable!
	11:59am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Your welcome!
	♥ 12:00pm dei xhrist: Ken-splain it!
	♥ 12:00pm Cmurtha: On the main highway they are indeed
	♥ 12:00pm Handy Haversack: Did they give the album away? I dropped out a sec.
	♥ 12:00pm thriftstoreleather: Thanks guys!
	♥ 12:00pm coelacanth∅: i was flirted with by a supposed pagan dude in an ohio rest stop
	♥ 12:00pm P20: it's over HH
	12:00pm Snoochienucci: yeah i think they did handy
	12:01pm Food Caboose: Don't forget to pledge again tonight and soak Andy to double up.
	♥ 12:01pm coelacanth∅: (i don't know if he was "cute" or not)
	12:01pm Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Never heard who won BIG BLOOD
	12:01pm FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks, Ken and Michele and all your mamas! Till next episode and remember. BE HAPPY MOFOS!!!
	♥ 12:01pm Handy Haversack: Did I win it? I feel like a winner ... does that count?
	12:02pm FאFא ⒶⒶ(: You have win our hearts, Handy.

Ken: Playlist from March 4, 2020

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March 4, 2020: Marathon 2020 Week One With Michele With One L

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Follakzoid	Rio "Rio" by "Follakzoid"	Ii		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Boom Bip	Manzabozh ft. Money Mark	Zig Zaj		0:07:10 (Pop-up)
Matmos	Tunnel "Tunnel" by "Matmos"	The Marriage of True Minds		0:10:44 (Pop-up)
Osmonds	Crazy Horses (45 at 33 "Crazy Horses (45 at 33" by "Osmonds"			0:21:27 (Pop-up)
S.Y.P.H.	Oh How To Do Now "Oh How To Do Now" by "S.Y.P.H."	Silver Monk Time: A Tribute to The Monks		0:23:54 (Pop-up)
Von Spar	Extend The Song "Extend The Song" by "Von Spar"	Under Pressure		0:40:33 (Pop-up)
Mumya	Des Bisous Partout / Des Bisous Everywhere	Meet		0:44:18 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Turing Machine	"Turing Machine"			0:46:52 (Pop-up)
Bill McClintock (EWF & Fleetwood Mac)	September Fire			1:01:06 (Pop-up)
Malik	Shaft "Shaft" by "Malik"	Genereation Beur		1:07:45 (Pop-up)
Tjupurra	Stompin' Ground "Stompin' Ground" by "Tjupurra"			1:07:55 (Pop-up)
Wire	Lowdown "Lowdown" by "Wire"			1:17:07 (Pop-up)
Killdozer	Cinnamon Girl "Cinnamon Girl" by "Killdozer"			1:18:45 (Pop-up)
R Stevie Moore	Pledge Your Money "Pledge Your Money" by "R Stevie Moore"			1:22:35 (Pop-up)
Svantana	Workin' In A Cocktail Bar			1:32:37 (Pop-up)
Bill McClintock.	You Should Be Smokin			1:33:08 (Pop-up)
Last Picture Show	L'Epee "L'Epee" by "Last Picture Show"	Diabolique		1:42:45 (Pop-up)
Noonday Underground	Follow The Light			1:45:46 (Pop-up)
Jane Weaver	Did You See Butterflies (Loops Variation)	Loops In The Secret Society		1:49:56 (Pop-up)
Mueran Humanos	El Circulo "El Circulo" by "Mueran Humanos"			1:53:44 (Pop-up)
Glenn Branca	The Tone Row That Ruled The World			2:01:47 (Pop-up)
Englebert Humperdinck	Quando Quando Quando			2:09:42 (Pop-up)
DJ Female Convict Scorpion	Bill WIthers	Clash Ups Five		2:15:33 (Pop-up)
Negativland	Aluminum or Glass (The Memo)	Dispepsi		2:27:57 (Pop-up)
Big Blood	Insecure Kids "Insecure Kids" by "Big Blood"	Do You Wanna Have a Skeleton Dream?	*	2:43:22 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:37am -Ҟen: Hello friends! The really real Ken here, typing with his fingers. And here with me, and under the hypnotic tutelage of the Prog Gods, is Michellle with Triple L. We are here today to invite you to contribute to a good cause. Please send all your contributions to: https://gofundmyyacht.com/ken Because every dollar counts towards a great cause.
	♥ 9:01am Handy Haversack: Let's get Ken that yacht! Morning, all!
	♥ 9:02am Strandlund: @The Really Real Ken...Did you mean it goes toward a great Cruise?
	♥ 9:03am Yes: Hello friends
	♥ 9:04am Jeezy: Ken! As previously stated, I am almost ready to reinstate my disgraced Swag for Life membership. All I ask is for you to play at least 5-7 concurrent minutes of "Big Turkey in 45 Minutes" from Nick The Bard's Norflax Oxdun Sidetower (2019 DJ Marathon Premium.) Nothing else is acceptable. Thank you in advance, Gracious Radio Lord!
	♥ 9:04am Asheville Jon: i cannot wait for the SOAKING OF ANDY tonight!!!!
	9:05am KRYPT: Hazmatical tidings Ken and Michele
	♥ 9:05am Hugo (NL): Hi there people!
	♥ 9:07am Michele with One "L": Let's do this friends! Support our fearless leader and pledge to keep wfmu crazy and free of commercial bullshit. wfmu.org/donate. Tell your friends!
	9:07am -Ҟen: Strandlund! You came up with this year's Marathon motto: Because every dollar counts towards a Great Cruise.
	9:08am Snoochienucci: Prog? are you here?
	9:08am nellies: I wouldn’t go on a cruise right now if you paid me
	9:08am zpp: are die fabul0sen thekenschamplen gonna come play live on the show if you get enough deutschemarks today
	♥ 9:09am P20: Now I want to register "gofundmyyacht.com" and set up a parody website. But that costs money, and I should probably just donate more to WFMU instead.
	♥ 9:10am Andrew_in_WI: .
	♥ 9:12am Ike: Ken loves a good pandemic. Or a bad pandemic.
	♥ 9:12am Handy Haversack: A Personal Pandemic?
	♥ 9:13am Ken From Hyde Park: Pandemic pizza.
	♥ 9:14am Handy Haversack: Panemetic Pizzademic!
	♥ 9:15am P20: Just realized "Coronavirus" is an anagram of "Carnivorous"
	♥ 9:16am Sem: Hello, SM Ken, Michele, and dearly beloved gathered here today. Steady nerves are called for during Marathon. But not too steady.
	9:18am Allston Ryan: Pidge my man Nick in Brooklyn pledged a couple bucks, can we give him and the rest of the Brooklyn boys a bit of the pixie? It’s pidges world, we’re just livin in it baby
	9:18am KRYPT: SeenMatmos live,, total WOW!
	9:18am zpp: i call it colonavirus bc that's what the first person to warn me about it called it
	9:19am Chi Bill: Aww, you guyz got me LOL! I'll have to find some dough to COUGH up somehow, give me some time.
	♥ 9:19am melinda: hi Ken and Michele
	♥ 9:19am P20: Ken - don't forget the mighty umlaut! It's Föllakzoid
	♥ 9:21am P20: According to the band: "It's pronounced foy-ack-zoid, it sounds pretty similar to the word 'lighter' in german."
	♥ 9:21am Ike: @Chi Bill, you do NOT have to pay now! Especially if you call on the phone. All phone pledges are "pledge now, PAY LATER". We volunteers do NOT take credit card numbers over the phone.
	♥ 9:22am P20: They are from Chile so I guess the double-l is soft
	♥ 9:23am Yes: Awesome
	♥ 9:23am steveo: Donny O. slowed down / Ken's demon voice: separated at birth?
	♥ 9:24am steveo: oh my bad, that's Jay Osmond. Never heard of him.
	♥ 9:26am P20: @steveo: There were an awful lot of Osmonds. I doubt anyone can name them all without looking them up.
	♥ 9:26am Brian C.: Love Monks covers!
	♥ 9:29am Roberto: The germ-free adolescents are having the last laugh.
	♥ 9:30am melinda: I like how her voice breaks in this.
	♥ 9:31am Lixiviated Life: Oh ! Hullo Kinny
	9:31am KRYPT: Oh, I see what you did there, topical ointment Ken.
	9:31am John in Bklyn: Nice pre-How Soon Is Now use of tremolo.
	♥ 9:34am YETI BOB: And "Coronavirus pandemic" is "Mispronounced caviar". (I'll show myself to the door.)
	♥ 9:34am steveo: corn saviour?
	♥ 9:36am P20: oops
	♥ 9:36am Handy Haversack: What can you do with "coronavirus fun pack," @YETI BOB?
	♥ 9:36am Ken From Hyde Park: Woof moo for reals!
	♥ 9:37am steveo: newARK
	9:37am alllanINtoronto: Poly Styrene and The Divinyls are gone, but apparently Plastic Bertrand lives on.
	♥ 9:38am P20: @HH: "Fuck a vicar's pronoun."
	♥ 9:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): The Delaware Newark has a beard.
	♥ 9:39am Ike: Believe it or not, the DE Newark is pronounced New Ark. Really.
	♥ 9:39am P20: I believe there is no place called "Newark". There's just NURK (NJ) and newARK (DE)
	9:39am zpp: to ken; did you ever go to millers bar on market and washington in newark NJ
	♥ 9:39am Handy Haversack: @P20, that feels right.
	♥ 9:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Pledge $10.00 for a screen over the chimney!
	♥ 9:41am steveo: Newark-on-Trent or Newark (/ˈnjuːərk/)is a market town and civil parish in the Newark and Sherwood district of the county of Nottinghamshire, in the East Midlands of England
	9:41am Food Caboose: If it can move through solid matter, how did it get stuck?
	♥ 9:41am (((Murakami Whywolf): Remember to thank your volunteer. …and if you're a Swag for Life member, remember to devote some of your total tonight to soaking Andy Breckman. If I'm not wrong, you have to call in, just allocating to "Seven Second Delay" as one of your shows won't do.
	♥ 9:42am Planet Tyler: Why do you want to get rid of the chupacabra? That's the perfect pet for the apocalypse
	9:42am Food Caboose: Thanks Murakami. I was wondering about that.
	♥ 9:43am P20: @steveo: that sounds like a made-up place :)
	9:44am KRYPT: Does the Coronavirus Funpack contain any of Clay Pigeon's "glorp"? Is all Iwanna know..
	♥ 9:45am steveo: isn't everything made up?
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: @Murakami and Food Caboose: Yes, this was my big revelation yesterday. For every annual $10 of your SFL plan, you can call in and say, "aim $10 at this program," and they will. Or usually I guess $20 will get you in the running for prizes. But it seems like you can do that until you hit the limit of your annual SFL amount. I tested this on Burn It Down, and It got Burned Down!
	♥ 9:45am (Murakami Whywolf))): Was the chupacabra attracted to the station by the Goat Alarm? Maybe you should switch to screaming voles: Chupacampañoles are too small to block your pipes.
	9:46am chresti Griffith Park: How do Ken and company!
	♥ 9:47am Michele with One "L": Get your Anarchy symbols NOW! A pledge to Ken's show will award you one show you the world you are against the man an for WFMU!
	9:47am Sam: Partout? Vraiment partout??
	9:48am FאFא (: Hello, Ken, Michele, people! I'm happy to contribute to a great cruise! I want Ken to add another yacht to his collection!
	9:48am Snoochienucci: this is a nice one! i like i like
	♥ 9:48am βrian: Lucre bisous !
	9:49am Sam: I'm not giving nobody no bisous till someone passes the goddamn biscuits!
	9:49am zpp: the A stands for schlAmpen
	9:51am Sam: Just install keys on the toilet seat and a screen on the top part and voila
	♥ 9:52am P20: Ken truly is a genius
	9:52am zpp: my girl brought her MacBook into repair and the apple store said they never saw so much weed stuck in keyboard ever
	♥ 9:53am Lixiviated Life: Jimmies? I prefer sprinkles.
	♥ 9:53am βrian: Q-tips and alcohol for your keyboard.
	♥ 9:53am P20: @zpp: that's absolutely hilarious. did they save it for her?
	♥ 9:54am Handy Haversack: That's gonna be a good week!
	9:55am zpp: for 450 dollars they copied her hard drive and stuck it on a new computer of same model cause all her stickers were gone
	♥ 9:57am woj: dang, didn't include the wednesday morning timeslot in the divvying up of the s4l...guess i will just have to give more to get the anarchy symbol!
	9:57am zpp: but they didn't give her any smoke back
	9:57am P-90: It’s suitable for framing!
	♥ 9:58am Planet Tyler: Music for Mind Control is a great show. I'm saying that of my own free will.
	♥ 9:59am P20: @zpp: I mean, did they give her weed back?
	♥ 9:59am P20: I guess if the stickers were gone the weed was too :)
	10:01am FאFא ( ⒶⒶ: You get extra symbols for free when you pledge on gofundmyyacht.com/ken. Just saying.
	♥ 10:02am admiral_crisp: andy said that if Charles Manson were to run a radio station it would be WFMU. he's 100% right
	10:02am Crei6hton: Morning
	♥ 10:03am Planet Tyler: That's a good Andy zinger
	♥ 10:04am Lixiviated Life: ok ok ok, alright already, i'll give. (jeez)
	♥ 10:05am Lixiviated Life: oh... look ah dat !
	♥ 10:07am Handy Haversack: Now that's results, @Lix!
	♥ 10:08am full metal monkey: Morning Ken, Michele and everyone
	♥ 10:11am P20: @zpp sorry i missed your comment (9:57)
	10:15am Chi Bill: Note to self: must invent a toilet seat shaped keyboard.
	♥ 10:16am Asheville Jon: WOO HOO!!! Thanks Ken and Michele!!!
	10:17am Snoochienucci: can i just pledge to Michele's voice?
	♥ 10:17am Tome: ¡ ɹɐ˥nƆɐ┴ƆǝdS ʇsnɾ sᴉ sᴉɥ┴
	♥ 10:18am steveo: hey you two are funny; has michele ever subbed for andy?
	10:18am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Tome in Australia. We hear you sound and clear!
	10:19am rubyschmerling: how do I get my anarchy symbol?
	♥ 10:20am Irwin: Please announce: "Iranian cleric: Applying essential oil to anus 'cures coronavirus." tinyurl.com...
	♥ 10:20am steveo: too late ruby, you're infected
	10:20am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Uranus is my virus.
	♥ 10:21am steveo: (with anarchy)
	♥ 10:21am Hubig Pie: Must use left hand to apply said essential oil
	♥ 10:21am βrian: Where's My Cardamom Girl?
	10:22am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: No, Ken! It's the other Killdozer song that bring in the pledges!! The one about a dog sad story, remember?
	♥ 10:23am steveo: @brian I saw her at the new deli
	10:28am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Was that my cory boy?! Good job!
	10:28am Fletchernyc: I want to up my 10/month swag for life to 12/month because by the end of the year it’ll be gross.
	10:29am johnzo: lol Joana... name sounds familiar somehow...
	10:30am johnzo: you can thank me again, I contributed last night during burn it down but Ill buy a shirt if you thank me again haha... I feel bad for Ken...
	10:31am sphere: Hmmm.
	10:31am Snoochienucci: Cocktail bar!
	10:32am sphere: PLEDGE DAMMIT OR ELSE I'll SIMPER LOUDLY
	10:32am johnzo: lol I think I prefer the version with more lyrics sorry Ken... this is funny tho...
	10:32am mink: Yay the cocktail bar song!!!!!!!
	♥ 10:32am full metal monkey: This makes me want a vodka and something. Right now!,,.
	♥ 10:33am Handy Haversack: Maybe I do need a drink ...
	♥ 10:33am Greg from ZONE 5: Holy shit that's weird—the normal version of this was just playing in the cafe at work and I was singing this version in my head!
	10:33am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I did not know Cocktail bar had a version with extended lyircs.
	♥ 10:33am Webhamster Henry: You know I sing this version as Karaoke, right?
	♥ 10:34am steveo: that last note of cocktail bar that sounds like when you pull the game cartridge out of your atari 2600, though
	10:34am yippie: ken loves zappa
	♥ 10:36am Asheville Jon: wow, this mashup is great!
	♥ 10:36am Webhamster Henry: Mashup quality has gone up since the DJ Jesuspants days - which was already a high standard!
	10:36am prudy: gotta love Purple adulterated by the BeeGees...please join the swag for life contingent...most helpful to the station as it enables them to budget and cover the basic costs of running!
	♥ 10:37am steveo: swiss time get iT?
	10:38am Fletchernyc: But seriously is there a way to amend my swag4life
	♥ 10:41am Handy Haversack: Checking some index proofs right now: freeform radio, 56, 137. See also WFMU
	10:41am johnzo: you didn’t use focus groups?!!
	10:41am johnzo: Im shocked!
	10:42am johnzo: @FxFx Human League... they play it on the 80’s station my boss plays all the time
	10:43am Fletchernyc: @ubi this is talkie-money-makey-time. No talking on Spotify. WFMU is made by humans.
	10:44am johnzo: ubi... it’s pledge drive. also the focus groups said lonely people with no friends who are desperate to feel like someone’s talking to them make up 47% of their demographic
	♥ 10:46am Hugo (NL): But music has a high risk of melodies. that's not why we're here.
	10:47am Snoochienucci: @Hugo im personally a BIG melody guy
	♥ 10:48am Hugo (NL): @ Snoochienucci:I guess that's a consequence of this freeform thing they're talking about constantly?
	10:49am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks for reminder, Johnzo! I have listen to the Sventana over a thousand times I even forgot there's an original version.
	10:52am Snoochienucci: @Hugo im not sure really, but i got it in me now and i dont think theres any escaping
	♥ 10:53am BRM: I am here solely to type the words JANE WEAVER: I LOVE HER MUSIC.
	10:53am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I believe someone pressed the comment's dump button because I have a vague recollection of someone named ubi making a post few minutes ago. Oh, well. I guess it was just a figment of my imagination.
	♥ 10:53am Handy Haversack: @Snoochie, a top-of-the-line hazmat suit would really help keep those melodies inside you!
	10:56am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: I don't think I EVER mentioned what is El CIrculo song about. It's about a little duck dreaming about being a boat. Yep. There's nothing more about it.
	10:57am mattV: A culpa é de vocês dois.
	♥ 10:57am Roberto: La culpa es de tu mama!
	♥ 10:57am steveo: No puedes respirar nuestro aire No puedes respirar nuestro aire No puedes Entrar En el circulo
	♥ 11:00am Roberto: Ja ja ja
	11:00am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Mama without accent means suck. So saying tu mama is like "you suck".
	♥ 11:01am Greg from ZONE 5: Jajajaja
	♥ 11:01am Roberto: Tu mama come mucha carne lol
	♥ 11:02am Hubig Pie: Yo como mucho pastel
	11:02am John from Florham park: Hello fellow listeners
	♥ 11:02am Handy Haversack: Hiya, John from FP.
	11:02am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: People! Stop saying mama without accent. It's mamá! Here -take all the a's with accent as you want: ááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá
	♥ 11:03am Roberto: Gracias, FoFo, y a tu mamá tambien.
	11:03am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: jajajaja ..wait.
	11:04am John from Florham park: Hello again handy
	♥ 11:04am steveo: mama mammary mamar; it's the facts of life
	♥ 11:05am Handy Haversack: Well, for mammals.
	♥ 11:06am MikeG: ENGELBERT
	♥ 11:06am steveo: i'm very mammal-centric
	♥ 11:07am Handy Haversack: Mammals suck!
	11:07am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Tu mamá mama como mamífero.
	11:07am Fletchernyc: Peter & Gordon!!!
	♥ 11:08am steveo: @handy possible billboard slogan?
	11:08am Fletchernyc: Ghandi did it!
	11:08am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: For 50K I'd drink Ken's pee!
	11:08am carrots: was the The Garbage Man laughing in the background?
	♥ 11:08am steveo: even educated fleas do it!
	♥ 11:08am Handy Haversack: @steveo, seems worthwhile.
	11:09am johnzo: that sounded like a little Matty Warwhick cackle (tm) in the background when Ken said he’s drink his own pee for 15k
	♥ 11:10am Ike: Ken learned his lesson with the Eagles tattoo.
	♥ 11:11am Hugo (NL): We made it! imgur.com...
	♥ 11:11am Ike: Remember, Ken branding himself in exchange for pledges opened up a dark spiritual gateway through which Don Felder asshole-projected himself into WFMU as a mental infection possessing 2.2% of Warwick’s brain for over 4 years.
	♥ 11:11am Handy Haversack: It's pee time!
	11:11am jan: Glenn Branca's monstrous guitars are a possible cause of my Tinitus- a live concert at Brooklyn Academy of music- 80s? sitting in a seat towards the front of the theater, the sound level painful even with tissue stuffed in my ears - I was holding my fedora in my lap hand-when the felt began to resonate- I ran from the theater!
	♥ 11:12am steveo: lol i'll drink it when the checks clear hugo
	11:12am Lewis: I gotta get some Englebert into my collection to augment Tom Jones and Eilert Pilarm...
	♥ 11:12am Hugo (NL): hehe it was worth a try steveo
	11:14am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks, Hugo. hard evidence that we made it, right there. Ken, just focus on the amount of natural cannabinoids inhabiting your pee. DRINK IT!!!
	♥ 11:15am steveo: focused at work haha
	♥ 11:16am ccc: i love wfmu cause it keeps me from focusing at work
	11:16am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Gotta love Ike's hatred of Don Felder. I'm with you, my brother!
	♥ 11:16am full metal monkey: I pledged. When does my anarchy sign show up.
	11:17am andy the painter: i’m with ken on the urine-drinking issue
	♥ 11:17am ifeelfatnsassy: I thought DJ Female Convict Scorpion was a they/theirs?
	11:17am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Did you get Clay’s copy of Ken’s Hazmat Report that Clay forgot to play this morning? Playing that would go very well with Ken’s big Hazmat Prize.
	11:18am Snoochienucci: is this big boy ken singing?
	♥ 11:21am tim from champaign (now washington): That's Station manager Ken for you, always with the tuchus.
	♥ 11:23am queems: i miss dr. bootygrabber
	♥ 11:23am Aquebogue: Wow. Loving that.
	♥ 11:23am Ike: Wait Tim, when did Champaign get annexed by Washington?!
	♥ 11:24am Clay Pigeon: I just emailed it to him!
	♥ 11:24am Ken From Hyde Park: $1668 to go!
	♥ 11:24am Handy Haversack: Hi, Clay!
	11:24am Snoochienucci: holy mackerel what is going on!?!?!
	♥ 11:24am Clay Pigeon: Hey Handy!
	11:25am Snoochienucci: Clay? dont usually see you around these parts!
	11:25am Nacho: Mierda... quiero donar pero estoy pobre.... good luck guys!!
	♥ 11:25am Clay Pigeon: I am just going to zzzzzz!
	♥ 11:25am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - Yup! Champaign was feeling left out of Coronavirus-mania and decided to secede to state with an active outbreak
	11:25am JEfff: CLAYY!
	♥ 11:26am Handy Haversack: Get some good rest, Clay! Hardest working DJ in free-form nonprofit showbiz!
	11:26am johnzo: URINE the running!
	11:26am Snoochienucci: Yeah get some rest Clay, we need you all energized for the AM! Set those alarm clocks to 4:20!
	11:27am Lewis: @johnzo - ouch...
	11:27am Dan from Delco: I thought y’all were saying year end therapy
	♥ 11:28am Clay Pigeon: Thera-Pee™
	♥ 11:28am Rich in Washington: Ken, play Negativland's Keep Rollin' from No Business. You'll see why (& yes, it's radio-safe).
	♥ 11:28am Handy Haversack: It's a vinyl?
	♥ 11:29am Rich in Washington: Negativland is going to be live on KBOO in Portland on the 21st!
	11:29am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!! CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	♥ 11:29am Rich in Washington: Hmmm..
	♥ 11:29am woj: well-played, clay pigeon.
	♥ 11:29am Roberto: Uh this is old-school Negativland. Not that I'm complaining.
	11:30am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	♥ 11:30am Cmurtha: ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI AND SHE WOUDLN'T GIVE IT TO ME, JUST A PESPSI
	11:30am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Yellow alert! Yellow alert! We are very close for Ken to drink urine! KEEP PLEDGING!!!!
	♥ 11:31am Hubig Pie: Drink it up !
	11:32am Nacho: Michele, excelente show ayer con Sheila B!
	♥ 11:32am Rich in Washington: Good luck, everyone.
	11:33am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Mellow Yellow! For Ken’s Victorious Urine drinking. https://youtu.be/bb3WpOJvsug
	11:34am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Also: CLAY JUST EMAILED KEN THE HAZMAT REPORT!!! SOMEONE TELL KEN!!!
	11:34am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Time to pledge to WeeFMU!
	11:34am John from Florham park: @Daybreak taking a break from teaching the little monsters:)
	♥ 11:35am Rich in Washington: Yep. It's a four-sider.
	♥ 11:35am woj: it's not an emergency, it's an emergenpee!
	♥ 11:36am Rich in Washington: It's spread across three sides and side four is some bonus tracks. It's fantastic and has some extra goodies in it.
	♥ 11:39am Rich in Washington: Get that Negativland record, peoples! It's a fantastic album and the vinyl edition is gorgeous, not to mention limited edition!
	11:39am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Time to visit the urination station, Ken!
	♥ 11:40am P20: just tuned back in - are they drawing for Negativland? what's the pledge threshold to get in?
	♥ 11:40am Rich in Washington: There's still time, P20!
	11:40am JEfff: 20 bucks
	♥ 11:41am P20: Oh that's nothing. I pledged already but I can find a few more bucks :)
	♥ 11:42am P20: aww. missed it. but i'm gonna pledge anyway because Ken and Michele are awesome
	♥ 11:42am Handy Haversack: @P20, alas. But there's good pizza karma coming your way -- critical hit!
	11:43am ratchicks: coronavirus fun pack lol
	11:43am spodiodi: i have the mask, thank heavens
	♥ 11:43am queems: sometimes you just have to drink pee i guess
	11:43am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Pee20, If you pledge enough we can get Ken to drink his own urine! Pledge, people!!!!!
	♥ 11:43am Rip Von Tinkle: Drink up Whizz Kid!
	11:43am Patty D: I’m in therapy? No, urine therapy.
	11:44am Don Pickles: This song rules
	♥ 11:44am Handy Haversack: We also learned that "coronavirus fun pack" is an anagram for "Fuck a vicar's pronoun." Always remember!
	♥ 11:44am PMD: Oh.... Big Blood. damn
	♥ 11:44am P20: I actually don't want Ken to have to do this. So I'm sort of sorry about donating.
	♥ 11:45am P20: But I'm doing it anyway. Sorry Ken.
	♥ 11:46am Roberto: Wow, this song really checks all the boxes.
	11:46am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Michele with one L, We can all agree we reached the pee goal if we all pledge together 15000 Zimbabwe dollars (about US$40) , Can't we ?
	11:47am Snoochienucci: stepped away for a minute, did i miss any piss drinking?
	11:47am NorwegianChris: This song is SO great
	♥ 11:47am P20: Nope. Just talking about it.
	♥ 11:47am coelacanth∅: i'll laugh when, after we've lost a million people to the coronavirus, the pharmaceutical company "scientists" throw up their hands in resignation and tell people to drink their own urine.
	♥ 11:47am Phin The Hyooman: A song with "Snapchat" in the lyrics?! Ha! Just imagine listening to a song now lamenting about the time kids are hanging out on MySpace.
	♥ 11:48am Walt: This Big Blood song sounds a lot like something else I've heard on WFMU. Anybody else recognize what I'm talking about??
	11:48am g: One of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.
	♥ 11:48am maestroso: Just got back from meetings, throwing some funds your way...
	11:48am Don Pickles: One of the best songs I’ve ever heard
	11:48am g: Thank you for this, without knowing bad you can’t appreciate good.
	♥ 11:48am P20: g: Come on, they're already insecure!
	♥ 11:49am queems: g needs a diaper change
	♥ 11:49am thriftstoreleather: so good, reminds me of the Cowsills
	11:49am g: I’m just an insecure baby, I doodied.
	11:49am John from Florham park: Gee Walt why don’t you tell us
	11:50am P-90: Ken Show: Home of The Irresistibly Irritating
	11:50am BorisBee: The great Danielson Family.
	♥ 11:50am maestroso: Daughter has a lovely voice like her mum.
	♥ 11:50am Phin The Hyooman: URINE love. I'm in love. We're in love.
	11:50am Chi Bill: one of the songs i heard
	11:50am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Not to get political: but... Big Blood needs to release: “Insecure Adults” for all who think is a good idea to vote for Joe Biden Just saying
	11:50am John from Florham park: @Queems I think someone else needs a diaper change too
	♥ 11:51am P20: aren't there some FCC rules against on-air urophagia?
	11:51am Chi Bill: Ken, Michelllllllllle and listener Ike talked me into donating, I feel better already!
	11:52am John from Florham park: @apDaybreak trying to stay away from politics
	11:52am KRYPT: "Urine for a treat" Michele!
	♥ 11:53am PMD: That was worth $20
	♥ 11:53am full metal monkey: Urine therapy for Ken. Lol I’m in.
	♥ 11:53am Walt: @John from Florham park: I'm asking not because I know and I want to know if anyone else knows, but because I don't know and I want someone else who knows to tell me!
	11:53am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Fair enough John from FP! Lunchtime for me!
	11:54am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Give Ken the Peepsi!
	11:56am John from Florham park: @Daybreak gotcha @Walt that made no sense whatsoever
	♥ 11:56am JtotheK: whenever my colleagues comment that I curse too often around the office I tell them to go fuck themselves. Give it a try, Ken! Hi everyone.
	♥ 11:56am Handy Haversack: You gots it!
	11:57am Snoochienucci: ayyyy there we go handy!
	♥ 11:57am JtotheK: @Fofo - I've been tuned in for most of the show, please advise -- how many times I have missed out on Clarence Carter today?
	♥ 11:58am coelacanth∅: Walt it does sound like a lot of other big blood songs that get played but i can't think of which in-particular
	♥ 11:58am coelacanth∅: (...and also like the rope river blues band but i've never heard that band on wfmu)
	11:59am FאFא ⒶⒶ(: JtotheK, I believe Clearence Carter has been played 0 times today! Unpeelievable!
	11:59am Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Your welcome!
	♥ 12:00pm dei xhrist: Ken-splain it!
	♥ 12:00pm Cmurtha: On the main highway they are indeed
	♥ 12:00pm Handy Haversack: Did they give the album away? I dropped out a sec.
	♥ 12:00pm thriftstoreleather: Thanks guys!
	♥ 12:00pm coelacanth∅: i was flirted with by a supposed pagan dude in an ohio rest stop
	♥ 12:00pm P20: it's over HH
	12:00pm Snoochienucci: yeah i think they did handy
	12:01pm Food Caboose: Don't forget to pledge again tonight and soak Andy to double up.
	♥ 12:01pm coelacanth∅: (i don't know if he was "cute" or not)
	12:01pm Daybreak: The Marathon Man: Never heard who won BIG BLOOD
	12:01pm FאFא ⒶⒶ(: Thanks, Ken and Michele and all your mamas! Till next episode and remember. BE HAPPY MOFOS!!!
	♥ 12:01pm Handy Haversack: Did I win it? I feel like a winner ... does that count?
	12:02pm FאFא ⒶⒶ(: You have win our hearts, Handy.

Ken: Playlist from March 4, 2020

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