WFMU: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 21, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:02am coelacanth∅: greetings rich and carcassoids
	12:03am Handy Haversack: I am a human talking to humans -- and glad for it! Hi, everyone. Again?
	12:03am rich: good morning coel and others, here for your eyes: vickiling.com www.instagram.com...
	12:04am Mr. Pumpy: Rich! Let us inflate the rodent detritus...now!
	12:05am Fox: Haaaaaallllllooooooo.
	12:05am rich: and i am a dj soundtracking your interactions -- and humbled by the ability to do so
	12:05am Mr. Pumpy: Hey...coelacanth∅, Handy, rich. It's been a long time since I caught the beginning of a show. Let's engage in the squirrel love.
	12:05am chresti: Hello rich and carcass gatherers
	12:05am jeanli: This is just perfect for settiling my freaking nerves, thank you
	12:06am rich: sound more like a wolf, fox. and mr pumpy when i type your name the computer wants to change it to mr puppy
	12:06am Mr. Pumpy: I am a witness to that beautiful interaction...and growing from it. As in to grow...to become more!
	12:06am Chop Scott: Happy to be here listening!
	12:07am P-90: “... engage in the squirrel love.” Hmm...
	12:07am Mr. Pumpy: Mr. Puppy is fine...you can even drop the formalities and go straight up, Puppy. No bother.
	12:07am rich: chop scott we love your ears at the carcass
	12:07am Handy Haversack: Mr. Puppy sounds like a dangerous video game enemy. Let's stick with what we have!
	12:08am rich: Straight Up Puppy sounds like a good name for something though
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Damn...this sounds so much like an arpeggio I came up with recently on a free online sequencer. I couldn't really tell you about it theory wise. It was like splatter art for the ears.
	12:09am Scott Williams: Lovely opener, Rich! Happy my ears are here with you
	12:09am Mr. Pumpy: True...Mr. Puppy has theme music...and a posse, or minions. NG
	12:09am rich: jeanli i apologize in advance for the possibility of unsettling them sometime in the next three hours
	12:09am Mr. Pumpy: Straight Up Pup. That has a ring to it...
	12:10am rich: scott i bow to you. a big round of applause good people for the man behind the board this evening.
	12:10am Handy Haversack: I see Straight Up Puppy on a sign on a tent for some reason. When SM Ken was talking about the Yokohama Licking Festival, I kept picturing a vendor room with all these vendors trying not to be embarrassed that they, too, thought the name Just Toads! would set them apart from the crowd.
	12:10am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...great disclaimer, but I hope it's more of a guarantee!
	12:11am P-90: Yeah, “Mr. Puppy” sounds like a character who’s inevitably up to no good. So, is this an archive-with-contemporary-comments, “new”-prerecorded, or...?
	12:13am Handy Haversack: (Continued grateful praise, @Scott Williams! Praise him with great praise!)
	12:13am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I am a camping enthusiast! Although it sounds like you may mean a vendor tent. "No bells or whistles on this pup...just straight up! (save fore the bell and or whistle it comes with free with purchase)"
	12:13am rich: prerecorded
	12:14am P-90: “Straight Up Pup” sounds like an animated character that does educational rap videos for preschoolers on PBS.
	12:14am Mr. Pumpy: Damn, Rich...this is scratching an itch. Big Time! Has my right leg twitching and everything!
	12:15am Mr. Pumpy: @P-90...what subjects does he cover?
	12:15am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P, I think my brain might have put that tent at ... a ren fair! I'll scold it later. This is really working on/for me, Rich. Thanks for your pre-work!
	12:15am Mr. Pumpy: Crime? Watercolors? Estuaries?
	12:17am Mr. Pumpy: Well then my brand really went it's own way...even if thrice removed. Puppy don't play Ren!
	12:17am P-90: Thanks to Rich for recording the show, and continuing thanks to Scott (The Man Who Never Sleeps) W.
	12:17am rich: not even if there's a mud eater?
	12:17am Mr. Pumpy: Someone/thing is creeping round the corner with this tune.
	12:18am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...I had to look that up. Who woulda thunk?! dang...
	12:19am Mr. Pumpy: Damn...I'm digging the steel drum sound playing with the upright in this Molecular endeavor. Whoah...what the hell was that?
	12:20am Handy Haversack: That's a pica meat-a-ball! (Gah. Had a pica joke trying to make its way into the wold since Irwin's show. I just don't think there's a way to make them work.)
	12:21am Scott Williams: @P-90 no sleep til the new back-to-normal! Whatever that'll be... Meantime, I'm honored to captain this ghost ship thru weird waters
	12:21am rich: mr pumpy mud-eaters and falconry are the reasons to go to a renaissance fair
	12:23am Handy Haversack: @rich, have you ever read _The Goshawk_ by T. H. White? Strongly recommend! A confrontation of two totally alien intelligences, using methods 400 years out of date, with the subtext of evading the social pressure of being against fighting a very popular war. And it's short!
	12:24am Adam West Coaster: Friends, rodents, Covidmen, I am pleased to be in your midst!
	12:24am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I had a joke in the making for years about my friends town Kenilworth. There's a joke in there somewhere, but it's impossible to find.
	12:26am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...I always thought it was for the other two reasons...
	12:26am rich: handy i have not, thanks for the recommendation
	12:26am rich: you mean the blacksmiths and the funnel cake
	12:27am Handy Haversack: Remind me to tell you my fund-raising scheme based around a fake all-kill dog shelter with lots of webcams in the kennels one day, Mr. P. We just might find that joke! There are cheap used paperbacks around, @rich, and I think NYROB reissued recently.
	12:27am coelacanth∅: we used to call kenilworth kenilworthless
	12:28am Handy Haversack: (Or coela can just find it. FINE.)
	12:29am coelacanth∅: ...crampford; wastefield; fannywood; crotch pains; onion; garweird... never made one up for roselle park...
	12:30am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I meant to remind you...that fund raising scheme about the fake dog shelter. All kill? Webcams?
	12:30am coelacanth∅: ...scummit; morosetown
	12:31am rich: coel time to do a guidebook
	12:32am coelacanth∅: hey Mr.P how ya been?
	12:32am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...it wasn't a play on the name...it was like a, What's a Henway? type sich-ee-ation...and I cant shoehorn it into submission
	12:33am coelacanth∅: so, an actual joke!
	12:33am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...hanging in. Everything was different, and then it got different again! How about you?
	12:34am Mr. Pumpy: If you can call it that. An attempt...is what I'm comfortable with tagging it
	12:35am coelacanth∅: yeah kinda the same. the shit was hitting the fan, then some other shit hit some other fan and made the first shit hitting the first fan hit that fan really hard. big mess.
	12:36am Handy Haversack: Oh, that? Well, the schtick is that each (ADORABLE) dog is on a 24-hour countdown clock to DOOM. Adopting a dog is super expensive ($5K?) because none of them are actually available -- just physically or digitally borrowed beloved pets. But you, the "mark" or "rube," don't know that. You think that when that clock hits zero, it's off to the axe shed for Mr. Puppy (there it is!). But buying a dog another hour or even 10 or 20 minutes is pretty reasonable -- and under each crate's picture on your monitor, the red digits continue to count down and flash and FLASH. I think we'd be PRINTING money for any nonprofit that really wants to commit!
	12:37am Handy Haversack: @coela: that sounds shitty. Sorry, friend. Lotta fans and shit flying around these days.
	12:37am coelacanth∅: i'm a non-profit, apparently; wanna print some money for me?
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Lemme just borrow some dogs!
	12:38am rich: handy one word: plastics
	12:38am coelacanth∅: i can get dogs
	12:39am chresti: Great selection, rich, really enjoying.
	12:40am rich: hi chresti
	12:40am JakeGould: @rich: Are you live or Memorex?
	12:40am coelacanth∅: i agree with squirrelgirl
	12:40am rich: live jake unless you're listening to the archive
	12:41am rich: prerecorded live
	12:41am Longitude: When wiLL dJ broadcasting from Home?
	12:41am rich: also typing away live
	12:42am coelacanth∅: i'm enjoying the color scheme this morning
	12:43am Handy Haversack: I like to think the music selection is live but the typing preprogrammed. MYSTERY.
	12:43am JakeGould: @Longitude: A few have. Depends on gear and setup speed. This kind of all dropped on everyone. Last Monday I was casually talking to a local cafe staff about how I am working from home because of this so “Ha! Ha! I’ll be in here more…” The next Monday they have closed and hope to reopen.
	12:44am coelacanth∅: Handy, rich's comments are all algorithm
	12:45am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I'd like to expand on that. Due to the indecisiveness of your tagging the potential sucker, I'd like to name them Mark O'Rubio. You good with that?
	👻 12:45am Ken From Hyde Park: There should be a contest at the county fair where the 4-H kids get a bicycle pump and a squirrel carcass and then race to get them inflated.
	12:45am rich: coel if that were true i would respond much faster
	12:47am Handy Haversack: I'm cool with all plans mentioned so far and all wig-making plans so far in this tune.
	12:47am longitude: because Wf MU DJs Are spirits in this dimming timE yO, ThankSss, Songs the shiP, dJ the captain, the storm are coming.. and we're not abandoning the ShiP yO, thankZzz
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Mark O'Rubio it is then.
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...pretyping all of your communiques...that is next level.
	12:50am rich: longitude we have a lot of latitude and we take it seriously
	12:50am coelacanth∅: rich the owlsun over there takes it's sweet time to respond with a small selection of stock responses so...maybe a human-like hesitation is built into the algorithm?
	12:50am Mr. Pumpy: @Ken...it can be done in an elimination type setting and be known a the Rodent Round Robin. Are foot pumps allowed?
	12:51am Handy Haversack: That tune was so good.
	12:51am JakeGould: “Coronavirus Skeleton Crew”
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: The static is such a great touch. Give me white noise or give me...
	12:51am JakeGould: Full text (I believe) is on Twitter. twitter.com...
	12:52am AhoOooy: aHooooYYyy, thankS everyone, thiS is familY!
	12:52am P-90: That “I’m heartbroken” part makes me sad
	12:53am chresti: We used to call the city Moorpark "Kraproom"
	12:54am Handy Haversack: @chresti, but also: what's a Moorpark?!
	12:54am JakeGould: The Bandcamp stuff goes on until 3:00am EST since they are in PST.
	12:56am chresti: It's a city in Ventura County, California, somewhere between Thousand Oaks and Fillmore.
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: @Jake...the sad part is I just took in a couple of vinyl albums ordered months ago, but I have too much on the line right now to spend more. The ripple effects of this will be brutal. I can throw a few bucks somewhere I guess. This sucks.
	12:58am Scott Williams: Hahahaa, classic legal ID, Rich & Tamar!
	12:58am JakeGould: …and wife!
	12:58am Chop Scott: I hear you Rich--and Tamar! Cheers!!
	12:58am coelacanth∅: haha!
	12:58am Mr. Pumpy: effem neem wffum org in mmmount hop 91.1 ugghh dont hop for ...
	12:58am Skeleton Crew: are The braVest
	12:59am Handy Haversack: Oh, OK, gotcha -- I was way off, @chresti! I have never heard of it. I thought it was a type of park (like Metroparks in Detroitland, e.g.), but whether it was with moorages or without trees, I was at a complete loss. Of course, what you say makes a lot more sense.
	12:59am JakeGould: Rich, don’t worry about being marble mouthed… I was on the subway and the conductor made an announcement advising passengers to was their hands for 20 minutes; shoulda been seconds.
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: We're all here...no worries. Strange times. I'm watching out for my pops in all of this. He just came out to the fridge in his underwear. I'm 16 again!
	1:00am Websie: greetings, R&T
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: There's only one thing I wash for 20 minutes.
	1:01am Websie: TMI even in a crisis, Mr Pumpy
	1:02am rich: good morning websie
	1:02am chresti: 20 seconds? No wonder my hands are like lobster claws!
	1:03am P-90: Playboy is canceling publication of the print edition of the magazine for the rest of 2020. COVID-19 is leaving no aspect of our lives untouched.
	1:03am Handy Haversack: At least he didn't come out of the fridge in his underwear, Mr. P. Small miracles.
	1:03am rich: so after recording the show i realized there are a number of people who pledged since last week i haven't thanked yet. i haven't forgotten you but i'll be better prepared next week and prefer to announce the names than type them out.
	1:04am Handy Haversack: It's been pretty wonderful watching the percent raised grow since Marathon ended (except that one time it shrank).
	1:05am Scott Williams: Really thought he was singing "you gotta talk to Tony Conrad"
	1:06am JakeGould: @P-90: Lots of small indie weeklies that rely on shows, bars and restaurants advertising are putting themselves on hold right now because ain’t nobody doing any of that.
	1:06am magazine: One day Wf MU should publish one too, I wonder what wonderfulness it would be
	1:07am rich: handy yes it is wonderful
	1:07am rich: scott you need to write the rest of the lyrics to that
	1:07am coelacanth∅: fmu used to have one, or 2. i have a few copies of "lowest common denominator" funny shit
	1:08am coelacanth∅: ...and the catalogue of curiosities
	1:09am Handy Haversack: Wow, this is great.
	1:09am Scott Williams: @rich, I guess it would go something like "too late! would you settle for Fabio Roberti?"
	1:10am rich: there are however a number of online events going on. i mention some in the next mic break but i hope to have a longer list with urls for you next week
	1:11am Mr. Pumpy: @Websie...the other was my car!
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...that would have been delightfully weird!
	1:13am rich: that would have been david lynch
	1:13am magazine: aaaAaaAaaaAh I can imagine, anyway I like looking pictures at Wf MU website, it looks like magazine already ha ha ha very nice, very nice
	1:14am Mr. Pumpy: Are these cigarettes trained din jazz dance?
	1:14am coelacanth∅: Mr.P i was going to say your records
	1:15am JakeGould: @rich: May I post a few that I know of?
	1:15am rich: jake feel free. anyone else do so to.
	1:16am JakeGould: Cartoon Carnival 89: The 1920s — Sunday, 3/22/20 at 3pm & 6pm EST www.cartoonsonfilm.info...
	1:16am coelacanth∅: ...i only wash my car once every few years (which means never for some cars, that i don't keep that long) but if i do wash my car i must spend more than 20 minutes on it.
	1:17am rich: jake thanks i did not hear about that
	1:17am JakeGould: Butterboy: Live From Home! Streaming March 23 (featuring WFMU alum Jo Firestone): www.eventbrite.com...
	1:19am rich: symphony space sent me email earlier about their online efforts and they're doing comedy on Wednesdays and the poster boy for the event is dave hill
	1:19am Handy Haversack: Wow, @rich, this set! I am trying to write an e-mail (reach out to at least one person a day, we decided), but I have to keep answering my own "who IS this?!"!
	1:20am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I wish I was so good to my vinyl. Truth be told I don't clean my car either.
	1:22am coelacanth∅: i'm good to my vinyl. not 20 minutes for one good though!
	1:22am rich: scott where are the albums coming from on the live stream window?
	1:22am JakeGould: Also, this is not a streaming service, but a free service put together by a group of cool poets: “Poems for a World on Pause” poemsforaworldonpause.com “Volunteer Poets are on call to provide a brief respite from the anxiety around the COVID-19 pandemic. Request your free custom poem below.” They might take a few days, but you will get a poem to you.
	1:23am chresti: Luckily, it's rained enough to wash my car
	1:23am Handy Haversack: Nice, @JG. I wonder if they need more volunteers.
	1:24am Handy Haversack: (Rich, I assumed YOU were typing in the albums to the ... interface?)
	1:25am rich: no i don't know how and when i am doing the show live i don't have the time
	1:25am washing car dancing in the rain: .
	1:26am coelacanth∅: y'all don't have to think about it on the west coast but i sometimes hose down the underside of and the lower 1/2 of the body of my car on an above-freezing day after snow storms, to get the salt off.
	1:27am Handy Haversack: OK, then I'm going with "magic."
	👻 1:27am Ken From Hyde Park: I assume it's S.A.M. from Wake 'n' Bake entering the song info. He was given a program update to handle new duties.
	1:27am coelacanth∅: i think it's Scott
	1:28am Mr. Pumpy: Magic is many things...not only a gathering
	1:28am Tamar: I’m going with magic.
	1:29am Tamar: And hello, everyone.
	1:29am rich: s.a.m. scott magic
	1:29am coelacanth∅: hi Tamar
	1:30am Scott Williams: Rich, I don't know for sure, but assume Kenzo has built in some sorta pandora-style song recognition that then connects to things like CDBaby, discogs, etc... it's definitely automated, whatever it is
	1:30am Scott Williams: Hey Tamar!
	1:31am Mr. Pumpy: Tamar..what up?
	1:31am coelacanth∅: ("s.a.m." -?)
	1:33am Handy Haversack: Wow. Like CDEX on steroids. Magic steroids! (@coela: SAM the morning music computer is the cutesy name for the (LARGE) playlist Clay Pigeon operates from and is a weekly segment on WAB.)
	1:33am rich: now that a white cover with the words nog seen afbeelding is showing i feel like i am back in charge
	1:34am JakeGould: Oh, if anyone is into venturing outside, the small crew of chess hustlers is still outside the main 14th Street/Union Square subway station entrance. N/R/Q/W.
	1:34am Rory: Love this track!
	1:35am coelacanth∅: Thanks Handy
	1:40am rich: jackson heights still has a number of food trucks around since it's take out and not dependent on office workers
	1:42am JakeGould: @rich: Food trucks should be fine depending on location. The taco trucks I know of are still doing business. But as I have said elsewhere, it seems that Asian owned businesses are scared of racist backlash. Chinese take out places have just closed overnight near me. Even some 99 cent stores. The world is getting very weird.
	1:44am JakeGould: But there is a newsstand near my day job that is still open because the guy has no other job. He told me last Sunday that he made only $6 all of last Saturday in the heart of Greenwich Village.
	1:45am Handy Haversack: Jeez, other than walking up and down the block tonight to try to pinpoint where what sounded like a really nasty couple fight was coming from, I didn't go outside at all today. We did order in tonight and maybe will do so again tomorrow before the local places have to close. While I keep cooking and freezing stuff. This Mops!
	1:45am rich: many of the food trucks that were in midtown began disappearing last Friday. if your customers are at home there's no reason to be there
	1:45am chresti: Salt might be an issue if you live by the beach, on the west coast
	1:45am Chop Scott: Speaking of Fabio--I'm finishing a cassette transfer of Genesis-P-Orrige live at WFMU in 1988 for posting.
	1:47am JakeGould: There was a potentially ugly domestic incident at a local bus stop. I thought a real scummy middle-aged drunk was harassing a teenage girl so I tried to intervene. Instead it ended up being a scummy middle-aged couple that endlessly gets drunk, endlessly fights and the guy chased me 1/2 way down the block when I tried to see what was happening. That has not happened to me in decades.
	1:47am rich: great he mentioned that the other day. if you didn't hear fabio's show the other day you should listen in archives as he is the person here at the station to celebrate the life of genesis-p-orrige
	1:47am sinner: Rich: I can't sleep.
	1:48am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy..get the hot mops!
	1:48am JakeGould: @sinner: Best wishes to you. Tension comes in waves. Ride this stuff out.
	1:48am rich: sinner we are hear for you
	1:49am rich: jake i bet tha incident made you feel young again
	1:49am Scott Williams: Sinner's sitting up in his inflatable pew!
	1:50am rich: we all need an inflatable pew
	1:50am Mr. Pumpy: rich...thank you so much. I have a lot going on...beyond lockdown, and you have eased the pressure a bit. Much appreciated.
	1:51am Fox: I guess I should watch Flight of the Conchords? This is awesome!!
	1:51am Mr. Pumpy: I need an inflatable confessional
	1:52am Mr. Pumpy: sinner! Good to see you, brother. Missed you last night..and Hearty
	1:52am Handy Haversack: @JG: Sixteen years on this block, and I have never heard a fight like that coming from inside a building SOMEPLACE but loud enough that I could freak out about it. @Fox: RIGHT? 100 percent agree! Dang. Another one that made me switch back to this tab with a "What is THIS?!"!
	1:52am JakeGould: Yeah, young like the time I was chased for a block by a pack of stray dogs when I was 11 and walking home from school. Or young like when Hymie — the high functioning old guy who made grocery deliveries with an old school baby carriage — threw redeemable bottles at me and friends when we came too close to him. Or when “Disco Freddy” (a neighborhood boardwalk character) chased us down the boardwalk because we were riding bikes near him doing his “act.” The act was him winding up the crowd and jumping over a small grocery bag. Anyway, it did make me feel young! So yeah… Thanks!
	1:53am sinner: I've never had insomnia. Guess I'll hang out with you weirdos.
	👻 1:54am Ken From Hyde Park: One of us! One of us!
	1:54am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...traversing the tabs again...
	1:54am sinner: Jim Bakker will now be peddling inflatable pews.
	1:57am JakeGould: You mean his food buckets are worthless?
	1:58am chresti: I like that, jumping over a small grocery bag.
	👻 1:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Pews with air-filled cushions that each pew-sitter can adjust, depending if they like a soft or firm seating surface? I like it!
	1:59am sinner: There's two drunk couples on the porch across the street. They are in a donnybrook of a political argument. Shouting and screaming. The thing is is they are all Trump supporters and they don't realize they really agree on what they are saying.
	1:59am JakeGould: FWIW, even museums that don’t have formal online content for times like this have great archives and audioguides to their exhibitions. Like I was looking forward to seeing this “Vida Americana: Mexican Muralists Remake American Art, 1925–1945” exhibit but now online is the only way: whitney.org...
	2:00am chresti: Pews with whoopie cushions
	2:00am Scott Williams: @sinner, you should go sit on your porch and start singing "Sex Dwarf" at the top of your lungs. That oughtta fix 'em
	2:01am coelacanth∅: Chop Scott, looking forward to hear that
	2:01am chresti: Nothing like drunk couples during a lockdown
	2:02am sinner: I dunno. I think they are swapsters getting in the mood.
	2:02am JakeGould: @sinner: Maybe you should just shout, “Just kiss already!”
	2:02am sinner: I don't want the attention.
	2:03am Handy Haversack: @sinner, oof, that's just not pleasant at all!
	2:03am Tamar: Hey Coela, Mr. Pumpy, Handy, chresti, Jake, KenfromHydePark, Chop Scott and Mr. Willams. Sinner, there is no better place to be sleepless than radioland WFMU.
	2:05am JakeGould: In NYC it is deathly quiet. The only place I walked past that had music playing — I mean this is a voluntary “stay at home” thing; not stop listening thing — was an Italian Social Club blasting pretty decent 1980s and 1990s pop in their parking lot.
	2:05am rich: there's probably no better soundtrack for drunk swapsters arguing across the street than WFMU either
	2:05am Tamar: Oh, heya Fox!
	2:05am Fox: I suppose this is a good time to be an asshole to strangers. Just yell offensive shit to people from a distance, and then start coughing before they reach you.
	2:06am Mr. Pumpy: Sex Dwarf (Running mate(s) Swapsters) 2020
	2:06am Fox: Hi Tamar!!!
	2:06am JakeGould: Well, I’m outta here! Will see where tomorrow takes me/us.
	2:06am chresti: I wear earplugs when I go to bed, makes a big difference Hi Tamar!
	2:07am rich: good night jake thanks for the cartoon carnival tip
	2:07am coelacanth∅: the argument is just foreplay
	2:07am Tamar: I was actually enjoying the corner busker this evening while I was making dinner; Rich was busy with his show so I couldn’t have anything playing in the kitchen.
	2:07am Mr. Pumpy: @Jake...my mother and stepdad live on 21st and 3rd. they went to our upstate place three days ago and now have no idea when the hell they will (be able to) come back. Strange times.
	2:09am Handy Haversack: Hi, Tamar! I am enjoying some time using the internet for fun instead of work or "what the hell now?!" purposes. Also, some dog petting is going on. Night, @JG!
	2:09am Tamar: Said busker has a limited repertoire, but he’s moved on from Chris Isaac in heavy rotation.
	2:10am rich: it was the guitar player? i heard the trumpet player earlier in the day
	2:14am Fox: Mr Pumpy - They are probably safer up there. Good timing for them, unless they have crucial medications or something that they can't get to.
	2:15am Tamar: Trumpet player earlier. I dunno. Maybe it was the trumpet player. I recall songs with words, but maybe I added the words in my head. Maybe they were together. Nothing is real.
	2:16am Mr. Pumpy: Fox...no, they're good. I agree with you. They were thrown for a loop because they thought they'd be coming back soon...but better off otherwise.
	2:17am rich: if you are looking for something to do in the coming weeks there was something in the times earlier today about how many blood drives have been cancelled so there are potential shortages of blood. you can go here: www.aabb.org... to find out where you can donate blood
	2:20am Handy Haversack: Good point, @rich. No point hoarding blood -- we can't make onions out of it! Tried to complete our census since we got a thing in the mail. According to the government internet, as soon as March 12 they will be ready to accept my response! So good job, government!
	2:22am Tamar: Hi Websie, though you may have gone to bed already.
	2:26am rich: onions out of blood is what is known as alchemy
	2:28am Scott Williams: killer segue there, radio boss!
	2:28am Mr. Pumpy: I had tickets to see Blood Onion at St. Vitus next week. That ain't happening. Thanks, Darwin!
	2:28am ignatatus666: Hotel Prison Sounds forcibly intimate
	2:29am Handy Haversack: Police just roared up our one-way street the wrong way. That's comforting ... Mr. P, Blood Onion announced that they will be fulfilling all their tour dates astrally! They are gonna have to charge you double, but it comes with free nightmares and some space whales.
	2:32am rich: mr p the amount of great shows we had tickets for that have cancelled makes me very sad for the performers (angelique kidjo, the necks, vanishing twin, art ensemble of chicago) kraftwerk in july but i doubt that happens
	2:33am Scott Williams: Thought she was singing "Mekon"
	2:34am coelacanth∅: my golden coach is here. Thanks, Brilliant program Rich! take care everyone
	2:34am Handy Haversack: Night, @coela!
	2:35am rich: coel have a good week
	2:35am chresti: Night coel.
	2:38am chresti: I too am ready for my sleep chariot, thanks rich, goodnight everybody.
	2:40am N. Ron Hubble: R.I.P. Kenny Rogers
	2:42am rich: chresti is your sleep chariot like ben hur's? are there some poor dream schmucks in hollywood togas running between the sleep chariots pulling those who've rolled out of their beds off the track?
	👻 2:42am Ken From Hyde Park: Aw, man. I liked his guest appearance on the Reno 911 show. RIP
	2:44am Handy Haversack: Night, Chresti!
	2:52am Handy Haversack: I guess I'll go to the bed once the squirrel is fully inflated. It sure has been nice to have a few hours with some drinks to cut down the worry and be able to get my FMU on without relying on it as a lifeline. Instead just ... enjoying. Anyway. Sure am glad to have been here, and the show was really great, Rich. I don't normally last this long on a Friday night. Almost like there are extenuating circumstances! But THANKS for putting this together and for hanging out. I bet you'll like _The Goshawk_. And Scott, dang, man, massive towering heaps of praise and thanks for keeping it going! Night, Rich, Scott, Tamar, Mr. P, Ken, everybody! (Well, soon ...)
	2:53am rich: alright everyone thank you for listening. i'll be back next week in my pre-recorded version; comments will still be live until the algorithm is perfected. and thank you scott, much appreciated
	2:56am Fox: Gooooood night!!!!!

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 21, 2020

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A yurt for the transgenred.

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March 21, 2020: an example of foreshadowing

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
International Contemporary Ensemble	Ghostlight	Intersections	No Label
Charles Curtis (cello)/Terry Jennings (composer)	Song (1980)	Performances & Recordings 1998-2019	Saltern		0:10:06 (Pop-up)
Soluna's Intimum Mysterium	Molecula	Molecula	No Label		0:16:27 (Pop-up)
Maninkari	10. [-v-] 29 "10. [-v-] 29" by "Maninkari"	L'Ocean Reve Dans Sa Loisivete <<third session>>	three:four		0:21:43 (Pop-up)
Remote Choir	The Countryside "The Countryside" by "Remote Choir"	Sacred Cow EP	Specific Recordings		0:25:08 (Pop-up)
Citizen Electrical	4:40 "4:40" by "Citizen Electrical"	Archive Spinoffs	Gertrude Tapes		0:29:38 (Pop-up)
Orgue Agnès	L'Arrivée D’Un Chien En Garde De La Ciotat	A Un Gorge	three:four		0:34:03 (Pop-up)
Kev Hopper	Marzipanned "Marzipanned" by "Kev Hopper"	Tonka Beano	Linear Obsessional		0:38:34 (Pop-up)
Vincent Doherty	Horse Chestnut Gone	Two Minutes Left	Linear Obsessional		0:44:16 (Pop-up)
People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz	Withers in the Whist	Rhapsody In Glue	No Label		0:46:15 (Pop-up)

Dan Melchior Band	Outside In "Outside In" by "Dan Melchior Band"	Outside In	Midnight Cruiser		0:58:39 (Pop-up)
Patois Counselors	Target Not A Comrade	Proper Release	Ever/Never		1:04:33 (Pop-up)
Nots	Built Environment "Built Environment" by "Nots"	3	Goner		1:07:48 (Pop-up)
The Dancing Cigarettes	I Don't Like Linoleum	Dance Dogs Dance	Magnetic South		1:11:26 (Pop-up)
Emilio e a Tribo do Rum	Sempre Em Pe	Emilio e a Tribo do Rum	Groovie Records		1:14:18 (Pop-up)
Ty Segall	The Clock "The Clock" by "Ty Segall"	Manipulator	Drag City		1:17:22 (Pop-up)
Boogarins	Paul "Paul" by "Boogarins"	As Plantas Que Curam	Other Music Recording Co		1:20:13 (Pop-up)
Os Haxixins	Mulher Fantasia "Mulher Fantasia" by "Os Haxixins"	Under The Stones	Groovie Records		1:23:35 (Pop-up)
The Zombies	Hung Up On A Dream "Hung Up On A Dream" by "The Zombies"	Oddessey And Oracle	Big Beat		1:25:48 (Pop-up)
Weird Street Carnival	The Subterranean Edible Fungus	Psychedelic States: New York in the 60s, Vol. 2	Gear Fab		1:28:48 (Pop-up)
Traffic Sound	Meshkalina "Meshkalina" by "Traffic Sound"	Traffic Sound	Background		1:31:33 (Pop-up)
ESB	Mushroom People "Mushroom People" by "ESB"	An Overdose of Heavy Psych	Arf! Arf!		1:37:01 (Pop-up)
Indian Puddin’ & Pipe	Hashish "Hashish" by "Indian Puddin’ & Pipe"	Fifth Pipe Dream Volume 1	Relics		1:39:59 (Pop-up)
Mops	White Rabbit "White Rabbit" by "Mops"	Psychedelic Sounds In Japan	Victor		1:42:50 (Pop-up)
Robyn Hitchcock	Tell Me About Your Drugs	Element of Light	Rhino		1:45:32 (Pop-up)
Flight of the Conchords	Robots "Robots" by "Flight of the Conchords"	Flight of the Conchords	Sub Pop		1:48:10 (Pop-up)
The Bran Flakes	You Can Sample "You Can Sample" by "The Bran Flakes"	Ultimate Hits	Future Logic Development Corporation		1:51:50 (Pop-up)

Anteloper	Seclusion Self "Seclusion Self" by "Anteloper"	Kudu	International Anthem		2:00:46 (Pop-up)
Art Ensemble of Chicago	Oasis at Dusk	We Are on the Edge: A 50th Anniversay Celebration	Pi Recordings		2:10:29 (Pop-up)
ICP Orchestra	Moeder Aller Oorlogen	ICP Orchestra at The Royal Room, Seattle, WA, 16 May 2015, First Set	ICP		2:18:32 (Pop-up)
Hearing Things	Hotel Prison "Hotel Prison" by "Hearing Things"	Here's Hearing Things	Yeggs		2:28:04 (Pop-up)
Le Fruit Vert	A Peacock Astray "A Peacock Astray" by "Le Fruit Vert"	Paon Perdu	three:four		2:30:59 (Pop-up)
Ani Cordero	Taza de Café "Taza de Café" by "Ani Cordero"	El Machete	Panapén Records		2:34:53 (Pop-up)
Chicha Libre	Depresión Tropical "Depresión Tropical" by "Chicha Libre"	Canibalismo	Barbès Records		2:38:27 (Pop-up)
Sonido Gallo Negro	La Danza De Los Diablos	Mambo Cosmico	Glitterbeat		2:42:00 (Pop-up)
Takimi	Skaros Hora "Skaros Hora" by "Takimi"	Lament from Epirus	No Label	soundtrack for the book available at bandcamp	2:46:28 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:02am coelacanth∅: greetings rich and carcassoids
	12:03am Handy Haversack: I am a human talking to humans -- and glad for it! Hi, everyone. Again?
	12:03am rich: good morning coel and others, here for your eyes: vickiling.com www.instagram.com...
	12:04am Mr. Pumpy: Rich! Let us inflate the rodent detritus...now!
	12:05am Fox: Haaaaaallllllooooooo.
	12:05am rich: and i am a dj soundtracking your interactions -- and humbled by the ability to do so
	12:05am Mr. Pumpy: Hey...coelacanth∅, Handy, rich. It's been a long time since I caught the beginning of a show. Let's engage in the squirrel love.
	12:05am chresti: Hello rich and carcass gatherers
	12:05am jeanli: This is just perfect for settiling my freaking nerves, thank you
	12:06am rich: sound more like a wolf, fox. and mr pumpy when i type your name the computer wants to change it to mr puppy
	12:06am Mr. Pumpy: I am a witness to that beautiful interaction...and growing from it. As in to grow...to become more!
	12:06am Chop Scott: Happy to be here listening!
	12:07am P-90: “... engage in the squirrel love.” Hmm...
	12:07am Mr. Pumpy: Mr. Puppy is fine...you can even drop the formalities and go straight up, Puppy. No bother.
	12:07am rich: chop scott we love your ears at the carcass
	12:07am Handy Haversack: Mr. Puppy sounds like a dangerous video game enemy. Let's stick with what we have!
	12:08am rich: Straight Up Puppy sounds like a good name for something though
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Damn...this sounds so much like an arpeggio I came up with recently on a free online sequencer. I couldn't really tell you about it theory wise. It was like splatter art for the ears.
	12:09am Scott Williams: Lovely opener, Rich! Happy my ears are here with you
	12:09am Mr. Pumpy: True...Mr. Puppy has theme music...and a posse, or minions. NG
	12:09am rich: jeanli i apologize in advance for the possibility of unsettling them sometime in the next three hours
	12:09am Mr. Pumpy: Straight Up Pup. That has a ring to it...
	12:10am rich: scott i bow to you. a big round of applause good people for the man behind the board this evening.
	12:10am Handy Haversack: I see Straight Up Puppy on a sign on a tent for some reason. When SM Ken was talking about the Yokohama Licking Festival, I kept picturing a vendor room with all these vendors trying not to be embarrassed that they, too, thought the name Just Toads! would set them apart from the crowd.
	12:10am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...great disclaimer, but I hope it's more of a guarantee!
	12:11am P-90: Yeah, “Mr. Puppy” sounds like a character who’s inevitably up to no good. So, is this an archive-with-contemporary-comments, “new”-prerecorded, or...?
	12:13am Handy Haversack: (Continued grateful praise, @Scott Williams! Praise him with great praise!)
	12:13am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I am a camping enthusiast! Although it sounds like you may mean a vendor tent. "No bells or whistles on this pup...just straight up! (save fore the bell and or whistle it comes with free with purchase)"
	12:13am rich: prerecorded
	12:14am P-90: “Straight Up Pup” sounds like an animated character that does educational rap videos for preschoolers on PBS.
	12:14am Mr. Pumpy: Damn, Rich...this is scratching an itch. Big Time! Has my right leg twitching and everything!
	12:15am Mr. Pumpy: @P-90...what subjects does he cover?
	12:15am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P, I think my brain might have put that tent at ... a ren fair! I'll scold it later. This is really working on/for me, Rich. Thanks for your pre-work!
	12:15am Mr. Pumpy: Crime? Watercolors? Estuaries?
	12:17am Mr. Pumpy: Well then my brand really went it's own way...even if thrice removed. Puppy don't play Ren!
	12:17am P-90: Thanks to Rich for recording the show, and continuing thanks to Scott (The Man Who Never Sleeps) W.
	12:17am rich: not even if there's a mud eater?
	12:17am Mr. Pumpy: Someone/thing is creeping round the corner with this tune.
	12:18am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...I had to look that up. Who woulda thunk?! dang...
	12:19am Mr. Pumpy: Damn...I'm digging the steel drum sound playing with the upright in this Molecular endeavor. Whoah...what the hell was that?
	12:20am Handy Haversack: That's a pica meat-a-ball! (Gah. Had a pica joke trying to make its way into the wold since Irwin's show. I just don't think there's a way to make them work.)
	12:21am Scott Williams: @P-90 no sleep til the new back-to-normal! Whatever that'll be... Meantime, I'm honored to captain this ghost ship thru weird waters
	12:21am rich: mr pumpy mud-eaters and falconry are the reasons to go to a renaissance fair
	12:23am Handy Haversack: @rich, have you ever read _The Goshawk_ by T. H. White? Strongly recommend! A confrontation of two totally alien intelligences, using methods 400 years out of date, with the subtext of evading the social pressure of being against fighting a very popular war. And it's short!
	12:24am Adam West Coaster: Friends, rodents, Covidmen, I am pleased to be in your midst!
	12:24am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I had a joke in the making for years about my friends town Kenilworth. There's a joke in there somewhere, but it's impossible to find.
	12:26am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...I always thought it was for the other two reasons...
	12:26am rich: handy i have not, thanks for the recommendation
	12:26am rich: you mean the blacksmiths and the funnel cake
	12:27am Handy Haversack: Remind me to tell you my fund-raising scheme based around a fake all-kill dog shelter with lots of webcams in the kennels one day, Mr. P. We just might find that joke! There are cheap used paperbacks around, @rich, and I think NYROB reissued recently.
	12:27am coelacanth∅: we used to call kenilworth kenilworthless
	12:28am Handy Haversack: (Or coela can just find it. FINE.)
	12:29am coelacanth∅: ...crampford; wastefield; fannywood; crotch pains; onion; garweird... never made one up for roselle park...
	12:30am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I meant to remind you...that fund raising scheme about the fake dog shelter. All kill? Webcams?
	12:30am coelacanth∅: ...scummit; morosetown
	12:31am rich: coel time to do a guidebook
	12:32am coelacanth∅: hey Mr.P how ya been?
	12:32am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...it wasn't a play on the name...it was like a, What's a Henway? type sich-ee-ation...and I cant shoehorn it into submission
	12:33am coelacanth∅: so, an actual joke!
	12:33am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...hanging in. Everything was different, and then it got different again! How about you?
	12:34am Mr. Pumpy: If you can call it that. An attempt...is what I'm comfortable with tagging it
	12:35am coelacanth∅: yeah kinda the same. the shit was hitting the fan, then some other shit hit some other fan and made the first shit hitting the first fan hit that fan really hard. big mess.
	12:36am Handy Haversack: Oh, that? Well, the schtick is that each (ADORABLE) dog is on a 24-hour countdown clock to DOOM. Adopting a dog is super expensive ($5K?) because none of them are actually available -- just physically or digitally borrowed beloved pets. But you, the "mark" or "rube," don't know that. You think that when that clock hits zero, it's off to the axe shed for Mr. Puppy (there it is!). But buying a dog another hour or even 10 or 20 minutes is pretty reasonable -- and under each crate's picture on your monitor, the red digits continue to count down and flash and FLASH. I think we'd be PRINTING money for any nonprofit that really wants to commit!
	12:37am Handy Haversack: @coela: that sounds shitty. Sorry, friend. Lotta fans and shit flying around these days.
	12:37am coelacanth∅: i'm a non-profit, apparently; wanna print some money for me?
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Lemme just borrow some dogs!
	12:38am rich: handy one word: plastics
	12:38am coelacanth∅: i can get dogs
	12:39am chresti: Great selection, rich, really enjoying.
	12:40am rich: hi chresti
	12:40am JakeGould: @rich: Are you live or Memorex?
	12:40am coelacanth∅: i agree with squirrelgirl
	12:40am rich: live jake unless you're listening to the archive
	12:41am rich: prerecorded live
	12:41am Longitude: When wiLL dJ broadcasting from Home?
	12:41am rich: also typing away live
	12:42am coelacanth∅: i'm enjoying the color scheme this morning
	12:43am Handy Haversack: I like to think the music selection is live but the typing preprogrammed. MYSTERY.
	12:43am JakeGould: @Longitude: A few have. Depends on gear and setup speed. This kind of all dropped on everyone. Last Monday I was casually talking to a local cafe staff about how I am working from home because of this so “Ha! Ha! I’ll be in here more…” The next Monday they have closed and hope to reopen.
	12:44am coelacanth∅: Handy, rich's comments are all algorithm
	12:45am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I'd like to expand on that. Due to the indecisiveness of your tagging the potential sucker, I'd like to name them Mark O'Rubio. You good with that?
	👻 12:45am Ken From Hyde Park: There should be a contest at the county fair where the 4-H kids get a bicycle pump and a squirrel carcass and then race to get them inflated.
	12:45am rich: coel if that were true i would respond much faster
	12:47am Handy Haversack: I'm cool with all plans mentioned so far and all wig-making plans so far in this tune.
	12:47am longitude: because Wf MU DJs Are spirits in this dimming timE yO, ThankSss, Songs the shiP, dJ the captain, the storm are coming.. and we're not abandoning the ShiP yO, thankZzz
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Mark O'Rubio it is then.
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: @rich...pretyping all of your communiques...that is next level.
	12:50am rich: longitude we have a lot of latitude and we take it seriously
	12:50am coelacanth∅: rich the owlsun over there takes it's sweet time to respond with a small selection of stock responses so...maybe a human-like hesitation is built into the algorithm?
	12:50am Mr. Pumpy: @Ken...it can be done in an elimination type setting and be known a the Rodent Round Robin. Are foot pumps allowed?
	12:51am Handy Haversack: That tune was so good.
	12:51am JakeGould: “Coronavirus Skeleton Crew”
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: The static is such a great touch. Give me white noise or give me...
	12:51am JakeGould: Full text (I believe) is on Twitter. twitter.com...
	12:52am AhoOooy: aHooooYYyy, thankS everyone, thiS is familY!
	12:52am P-90: That “I’m heartbroken” part makes me sad
	12:53am chresti: We used to call the city Moorpark "Kraproom"
	12:54am Handy Haversack: @chresti, but also: what's a Moorpark?!
	12:54am JakeGould: The Bandcamp stuff goes on until 3:00am EST since they are in PST.
	12:56am chresti: It's a city in Ventura County, California, somewhere between Thousand Oaks and Fillmore.
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: @Jake...the sad part is I just took in a couple of vinyl albums ordered months ago, but I have too much on the line right now to spend more. The ripple effects of this will be brutal. I can throw a few bucks somewhere I guess. This sucks.
	12:58am Scott Williams: Hahahaa, classic legal ID, Rich & Tamar!
	12:58am JakeGould: …and wife!
	12:58am Chop Scott: I hear you Rich--and Tamar! Cheers!!
	12:58am coelacanth∅: haha!
	12:58am Mr. Pumpy: effem neem wffum org in mmmount hop 91.1 ugghh dont hop for ...
	12:58am Skeleton Crew: are The braVest
	12:59am Handy Haversack: Oh, OK, gotcha -- I was way off, @chresti! I have never heard of it. I thought it was a type of park (like Metroparks in Detroitland, e.g.), but whether it was with moorages or without trees, I was at a complete loss. Of course, what you say makes a lot more sense.
	12:59am JakeGould: Rich, don’t worry about being marble mouthed… I was on the subway and the conductor made an announcement advising passengers to was their hands for 20 minutes; shoulda been seconds.
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: We're all here...no worries. Strange times. I'm watching out for my pops in all of this. He just came out to the fridge in his underwear. I'm 16 again!
	1:00am Websie: greetings, R&T
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: There's only one thing I wash for 20 minutes.
	1:01am Websie: TMI even in a crisis, Mr Pumpy
	1:02am rich: good morning websie
	1:02am chresti: 20 seconds? No wonder my hands are like lobster claws!
	1:03am P-90: Playboy is canceling publication of the print edition of the magazine for the rest of 2020. COVID-19 is leaving no aspect of our lives untouched.
	1:03am Handy Haversack: At least he didn't come out of the fridge in his underwear, Mr. P. Small miracles.
	1:03am rich: so after recording the show i realized there are a number of people who pledged since last week i haven't thanked yet. i haven't forgotten you but i'll be better prepared next week and prefer to announce the names than type them out.
	1:04am Handy Haversack: It's been pretty wonderful watching the percent raised grow since Marathon ended (except that one time it shrank).
	1:05am Scott Williams: Really thought he was singing "you gotta talk to Tony Conrad"
	1:06am JakeGould: @P-90: Lots of small indie weeklies that rely on shows, bars and restaurants advertising are putting themselves on hold right now because ain’t nobody doing any of that.
	1:06am magazine: One day Wf MU should publish one too, I wonder what wonderfulness it would be
	1:07am rich: handy yes it is wonderful
	1:07am rich: scott you need to write the rest of the lyrics to that
	1:07am coelacanth∅: fmu used to have one, or 2. i have a few copies of "lowest common denominator" funny shit
	1:08am coelacanth∅: ...and the catalogue of curiosities
	1:09am Handy Haversack: Wow, this is great.
	1:09am Scott Williams: @rich, I guess it would go something like "too late! would you settle for Fabio Roberti?"
	1:10am rich: there are however a number of online events going on. i mention some in the next mic break but i hope to have a longer list with urls for you next week
	1:11am Mr. Pumpy: @Websie...the other was my car!
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...that would have been delightfully weird!
	1:13am rich: that would have been david lynch
	1:13am magazine: aaaAaaAaaaAh I can imagine, anyway I like looking pictures at Wf MU website, it looks like magazine already ha ha ha very nice, very nice
	1:14am Mr. Pumpy: Are these cigarettes trained din jazz dance?
	1:14am coelacanth∅: Mr.P i was going to say your records
	1:15am JakeGould: @rich: May I post a few that I know of?
	1:15am rich: jake feel free. anyone else do so to.
	1:16am JakeGould: Cartoon Carnival 89: The 1920s — Sunday, 3/22/20 at 3pm & 6pm EST www.cartoonsonfilm.info...
	1:16am coelacanth∅: ...i only wash my car once every few years (which means never for some cars, that i don't keep that long) but if i do wash my car i must spend more than 20 minutes on it.
	1:17am rich: jake thanks i did not hear about that
	1:17am JakeGould: Butterboy: Live From Home! Streaming March 23 (featuring WFMU alum Jo Firestone): www.eventbrite.com...
	1:19am rich: symphony space sent me email earlier about their online efforts and they're doing comedy on Wednesdays and the poster boy for the event is dave hill
	1:19am Handy Haversack: Wow, @rich, this set! I am trying to write an e-mail (reach out to at least one person a day, we decided), but I have to keep answering my own "who IS this?!"!
	1:20am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I wish I was so good to my vinyl. Truth be told I don't clean my car either.
	1:22am coelacanth∅: i'm good to my vinyl. not 20 minutes for one good though!
	1:22am rich: scott where are the albums coming from on the live stream window?
	1:22am JakeGould: Also, this is not a streaming service, but a free service put together by a group of cool poets: “Poems for a World on Pause” poemsforaworldonpause.com “Volunteer Poets are on call to provide a brief respite from the anxiety around the COVID-19 pandemic. Request your free custom poem below.” They might take a few days, but you will get a poem to you.
	1:23am chresti: Luckily, it's rained enough to wash my car
	1:23am Handy Haversack: Nice, @JG. I wonder if they need more volunteers.
	1:24am Handy Haversack: (Rich, I assumed YOU were typing in the albums to the ... interface?)
	1:25am rich: no i don't know how and when i am doing the show live i don't have the time
	1:25am washing car dancing in the rain: .
	1:26am coelacanth∅: y'all don't have to think about it on the west coast but i sometimes hose down the underside of and the lower 1/2 of the body of my car on an above-freezing day after snow storms, to get the salt off.
	1:27am Handy Haversack: OK, then I'm going with "magic."
	👻 1:27am Ken From Hyde Park: I assume it's S.A.M. from Wake 'n' Bake entering the song info. He was given a program update to handle new duties.
	1:27am coelacanth∅: i think it's Scott
	1:28am Mr. Pumpy: Magic is many things...not only a gathering
	1:28am Tamar: I’m going with magic.
	1:29am Tamar: And hello, everyone.
	1:29am rich: s.a.m. scott magic
	1:29am coelacanth∅: hi Tamar
	1:30am Scott Williams: Rich, I don't know for sure, but assume Kenzo has built in some sorta pandora-style song recognition that then connects to things like CDBaby, discogs, etc... it's definitely automated, whatever it is
	1:30am Scott Williams: Hey Tamar!
	1:31am Mr. Pumpy: Tamar..what up?
	1:31am coelacanth∅: ("s.a.m." -?)
	1:33am Handy Haversack: Wow. Like CDEX on steroids. Magic steroids! (@coela: SAM the morning music computer is the cutesy name for the (LARGE) playlist Clay Pigeon operates from and is a weekly segment on WAB.)
	1:33am rich: now that a white cover with the words nog seen afbeelding is showing i feel like i am back in charge
	1:34am JakeGould: Oh, if anyone is into venturing outside, the small crew of chess hustlers is still outside the main 14th Street/Union Square subway station entrance. N/R/Q/W.
	1:34am Rory: Love this track!
	1:35am coelacanth∅: Thanks Handy
	1:40am rich: jackson heights still has a number of food trucks around since it's take out and not dependent on office workers
	1:42am JakeGould: @rich: Food trucks should be fine depending on location. The taco trucks I know of are still doing business. But as I have said elsewhere, it seems that Asian owned businesses are scared of racist backlash. Chinese take out places have just closed overnight near me. Even some 99 cent stores. The world is getting very weird.
	1:44am JakeGould: But there is a newsstand near my day job that is still open because the guy has no other job. He told me last Sunday that he made only $6 all of last Saturday in the heart of Greenwich Village.
	1:45am Handy Haversack: Jeez, other than walking up and down the block tonight to try to pinpoint where what sounded like a really nasty couple fight was coming from, I didn't go outside at all today. We did order in tonight and maybe will do so again tomorrow before the local places have to close. While I keep cooking and freezing stuff. This Mops!
	1:45am rich: many of the food trucks that were in midtown began disappearing last Friday. if your customers are at home there's no reason to be there
	1:45am chresti: Salt might be an issue if you live by the beach, on the west coast
	1:45am Chop Scott: Speaking of Fabio--I'm finishing a cassette transfer of Genesis-P-Orrige live at WFMU in 1988 for posting.
	1:47am JakeGould: There was a potentially ugly domestic incident at a local bus stop. I thought a real scummy middle-aged drunk was harassing a teenage girl so I tried to intervene. Instead it ended up being a scummy middle-aged couple that endlessly gets drunk, endlessly fights and the guy chased me 1/2 way down the block when I tried to see what was happening. That has not happened to me in decades.
	1:47am rich: great he mentioned that the other day. if you didn't hear fabio's show the other day you should listen in archives as he is the person here at the station to celebrate the life of genesis-p-orrige
	1:47am sinner: Rich: I can't sleep.
	1:48am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy..get the hot mops!
	1:48am JakeGould: @sinner: Best wishes to you. Tension comes in waves. Ride this stuff out.
	1:48am rich: sinner we are hear for you
	1:49am rich: jake i bet tha incident made you feel young again
	1:49am Scott Williams: Sinner's sitting up in his inflatable pew!
	1:50am rich: we all need an inflatable pew
	1:50am Mr. Pumpy: rich...thank you so much. I have a lot going on...beyond lockdown, and you have eased the pressure a bit. Much appreciated.
	1:51am Fox: I guess I should watch Flight of the Conchords? This is awesome!!
	1:51am Mr. Pumpy: I need an inflatable confessional
	1:52am Mr. Pumpy: sinner! Good to see you, brother. Missed you last night..and Hearty
	1:52am Handy Haversack: @JG: Sixteen years on this block, and I have never heard a fight like that coming from inside a building SOMEPLACE but loud enough that I could freak out about it. @Fox: RIGHT? 100 percent agree! Dang. Another one that made me switch back to this tab with a "What is THIS?!"!
	1:52am JakeGould: Yeah, young like the time I was chased for a block by a pack of stray dogs when I was 11 and walking home from school. Or young like when Hymie — the high functioning old guy who made grocery deliveries with an old school baby carriage — threw redeemable bottles at me and friends when we came too close to him. Or when “Disco Freddy” (a neighborhood boardwalk character) chased us down the boardwalk because we were riding bikes near him doing his “act.” The act was him winding up the crowd and jumping over a small grocery bag. Anyway, it did make me feel young! So yeah… Thanks!
	1:53am sinner: I've never had insomnia. Guess I'll hang out with you weirdos.
	👻 1:54am Ken From Hyde Park: One of us! One of us!
	1:54am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...traversing the tabs again...
	1:54am sinner: Jim Bakker will now be peddling inflatable pews.
	1:57am JakeGould: You mean his food buckets are worthless?
	1:58am chresti: I like that, jumping over a small grocery bag.
	👻 1:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Pews with air-filled cushions that each pew-sitter can adjust, depending if they like a soft or firm seating surface? I like it!
	1:59am sinner: There's two drunk couples on the porch across the street. They are in a donnybrook of a political argument. Shouting and screaming. The thing is is they are all Trump supporters and they don't realize they really agree on what they are saying.
	1:59am JakeGould: FWIW, even museums that don’t have formal online content for times like this have great archives and audioguides to their exhibitions. Like I was looking forward to seeing this “Vida Americana: Mexican Muralists Remake American Art, 1925–1945” exhibit but now online is the only way: whitney.org...
	2:00am chresti: Pews with whoopie cushions
	2:00am Scott Williams: @sinner, you should go sit on your porch and start singing "Sex Dwarf" at the top of your lungs. That oughtta fix 'em
	2:01am coelacanth∅: Chop Scott, looking forward to hear that
	2:01am chresti: Nothing like drunk couples during a lockdown
	2:02am sinner: I dunno. I think they are swapsters getting in the mood.
	2:02am JakeGould: @sinner: Maybe you should just shout, “Just kiss already!”
	2:02am sinner: I don't want the attention.
	2:03am Handy Haversack: @sinner, oof, that's just not pleasant at all!
	2:03am Tamar: Hey Coela, Mr. Pumpy, Handy, chresti, Jake, KenfromHydePark, Chop Scott and Mr. Willams. Sinner, there is no better place to be sleepless than radioland WFMU.
	2:05am JakeGould: In NYC it is deathly quiet. The only place I walked past that had music playing — I mean this is a voluntary “stay at home” thing; not stop listening thing — was an Italian Social Club blasting pretty decent 1980s and 1990s pop in their parking lot.
	2:05am rich: there's probably no better soundtrack for drunk swapsters arguing across the street than WFMU either
	2:05am Tamar: Oh, heya Fox!
	2:05am Fox: I suppose this is a good time to be an asshole to strangers. Just yell offensive shit to people from a distance, and then start coughing before they reach you.
	2:06am Mr. Pumpy: Sex Dwarf (Running mate(s) Swapsters) 2020
	2:06am Fox: Hi Tamar!!!
	2:06am JakeGould: Well, I’m outta here! Will see where tomorrow takes me/us.
	2:06am chresti: I wear earplugs when I go to bed, makes a big difference Hi Tamar!
	2:07am rich: good night jake thanks for the cartoon carnival tip
	2:07am coelacanth∅: the argument is just foreplay
	2:07am Tamar: I was actually enjoying the corner busker this evening while I was making dinner; Rich was busy with his show so I couldn’t have anything playing in the kitchen.
	2:07am Mr. Pumpy: @Jake...my mother and stepdad live on 21st and 3rd. they went to our upstate place three days ago and now have no idea when the hell they will (be able to) come back. Strange times.
	2:09am Handy Haversack: Hi, Tamar! I am enjoying some time using the internet for fun instead of work or "what the hell now?!" purposes. Also, some dog petting is going on. Night, @JG!
	2:09am Tamar: Said busker has a limited repertoire, but he’s moved on from Chris Isaac in heavy rotation.
	2:10am rich: it was the guitar player? i heard the trumpet player earlier in the day
	2:14am Fox: Mr Pumpy - They are probably safer up there. Good timing for them, unless they have crucial medications or something that they can't get to.
	2:15am Tamar: Trumpet player earlier. I dunno. Maybe it was the trumpet player. I recall songs with words, but maybe I added the words in my head. Maybe they were together. Nothing is real.
	2:16am Mr. Pumpy: Fox...no, they're good. I agree with you. They were thrown for a loop because they thought they'd be coming back soon...but better off otherwise.
	2:17am rich: if you are looking for something to do in the coming weeks there was something in the times earlier today about how many blood drives have been cancelled so there are potential shortages of blood. you can go here: www.aabb.org... to find out where you can donate blood
	2:20am Handy Haversack: Good point, @rich. No point hoarding blood -- we can't make onions out of it! Tried to complete our census since we got a thing in the mail. According to the government internet, as soon as March 12 they will be ready to accept my response! So good job, government!
	2:22am Tamar: Hi Websie, though you may have gone to bed already.
	2:26am rich: onions out of blood is what is known as alchemy
	2:28am Scott Williams: killer segue there, radio boss!
	2:28am Mr. Pumpy: I had tickets to see Blood Onion at St. Vitus next week. That ain't happening. Thanks, Darwin!
	2:28am ignatatus666: Hotel Prison Sounds forcibly intimate
	2:29am Handy Haversack: Police just roared up our one-way street the wrong way. That's comforting ... Mr. P, Blood Onion announced that they will be fulfilling all their tour dates astrally! They are gonna have to charge you double, but it comes with free nightmares and some space whales.
	2:32am rich: mr p the amount of great shows we had tickets for that have cancelled makes me very sad for the performers (angelique kidjo, the necks, vanishing twin, art ensemble of chicago) kraftwerk in july but i doubt that happens
	2:33am Scott Williams: Thought she was singing "Mekon"
	2:34am coelacanth∅: my golden coach is here. Thanks, Brilliant program Rich! take care everyone
	2:34am Handy Haversack: Night, @coela!
	2:35am rich: coel have a good week
	2:35am chresti: Night coel.
	2:38am chresti: I too am ready for my sleep chariot, thanks rich, goodnight everybody.
	2:40am N. Ron Hubble: R.I.P. Kenny Rogers
	2:42am rich: chresti is your sleep chariot like ben hur's? are there some poor dream schmucks in hollywood togas running between the sleep chariots pulling those who've rolled out of their beds off the track?
	👻 2:42am Ken From Hyde Park: Aw, man. I liked his guest appearance on the Reno 911 show. RIP
	2:44am Handy Haversack: Night, Chresti!
	2:52am Handy Haversack: I guess I'll go to the bed once the squirrel is fully inflated. It sure has been nice to have a few hours with some drinks to cut down the worry and be able to get my FMU on without relying on it as a lifeline. Instead just ... enjoying. Anyway. Sure am glad to have been here, and the show was really great, Rich. I don't normally last this long on a Friday night. Almost like there are extenuating circumstances! But THANKS for putting this together and for hanging out. I bet you'll like _The Goshawk_. And Scott, dang, man, massive towering heaps of praise and thanks for keeping it going! Night, Rich, Scott, Tamar, Mr. P, Ken, everybody! (Well, soon ...)
	2:53am rich: alright everyone thank you for listening. i'll be back next week in my pre-recorded version; comments will still be live until the algorithm is perfected. and thank you scott, much appreciated
	2:56am Fox: Gooooood night!!!!!

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 21, 2020

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