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Favoriting April 22, 2020: Last Week's Programme

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The Velvet Underground  Sister Ray   Favoriting White Light / White Heat (45th Anniversary Edition) 
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The Hoof and Mouth Sinfonia with Bryce  Silent Lucidity (Queensryche)   Favoriting  
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Laibach  Sixteen Going On Seventeen   Favoriting The Sound Of Music 
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Oliver Colignon  Tomorrow Belongs To Ken   Favoriting  
Vultures Over Manhattan
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Luke Haines & Peter Buck  Jack Parsons   Favoriting Beat Poetry For Survivalists    *   0:36:22 (Pop-up)
Ono  I Dream Of Sodomy   Favoriting Red Summer 
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Daisy Door  Du Lebst In Deiner Welt   Favoriting  
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Oleg Kostrow  Brilliants-Diksi   Favoriting Aspirin & Serpintin 
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Makugami Koichi  Machiboke No Kissaten   Favoriting  
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Todd Rundgren  Zen Archer   Favoriting A Wizard A True Star 
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Gus Van Sant  Lost World   Favoriting  
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Lorette Velvette  In Every Dreamhome a Heartache   Favoriting  
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Lali Puna  Faking The Books   Favoriting Title Track 
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U.S. Girls  Y Se Mueve   Favoriting Heavy Light 
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Mueran Humanos  El Circulo   Favoriting Miseress 
Sammy The Dingo Who Said He Didnt Want To Kill The Intruder. Lazy Shit
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Ethel Merman & Ray Bolger  If I'd Of Known You Were Comin' I'd a Baked A Cake   Favoriting There's No Business Like Show Business: The Ethel Mermen Collection 
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Yukihiro Takahashi 高橋幸宏  Volare   Favoriting Saravah! 
Lola (on right) ahd her Lost Love, Donna
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Brigitte Bardot  Contact   Favoriting La Belle et Le Blues 
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Lothar and the Hand People  What Grows On Your Head?   Favoriting Machines - Amherst 1969 
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Tokyo Kid Brothers  Hating Father   Favoriting Throw Away the Books Let's Go Into the Streets 
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Donavan and His Brain  Hurdy Gurdy Man 45 at 33   Favoriting  
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Rockabye Baby  The End   Favoriting       1:58:20 (Pop-up)
Bruce McCulloch  Doors Fan   Favoriting  
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The Allman Brothers  Norweigan Wood   Favoriting  
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The Beatles  Norweigan Wood Alt Version   Favoriting  
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Bob's Yer Dylan  Fourth Time Around   Favoriting Blonde On Blonde 
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Neil Younger  Thrasher   Favoriting Rusts Never Sleepy 
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Curd Duca  Sin Swing   Favoriting       2:23:57 (Pop-up)
Fred Lane and His Disheveled Monkeybiters  I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die   Favoriting Icepick To The Moon 
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Sister Rosetta Tharp  Rock Daniel   Favoriting Gospel Years      2:35:55 (Pop-up)
Sonny Treadway  Hallelujah Anyway   Favoriting sacred steel instrumentals V/A 
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Sister Wynona Carr  Dragnet For Jesus   Favoriting  
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U.S. Girls  4 American Dollars   Favoriting Heavy Light 
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Joe Tex  Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)   Favoriting Golden Classics 
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Listener comments!

Avatar 8:33am
Nacho:

Buenos días a todos. Ken, you should start disinfecting the studio with “Gong gong jam” in the background. 13 minute long, from Gong Gong Gong.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:39am
-Ken:

Thanks for the suggestion Nacho. Is it clean?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:51am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning! I heard today is Earth Day. Are the DJs supposed to play tracks from the drone ensemble from Olympia, WA, on their shows?
Avatar 8:51am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Sincle I have no idea what "Gong gong jam" is like, I can ask only that you follow it with "Wig wam bam", maybe someone's odd cover of it.
Avatar 8:54am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Feeling a little hinky today, I just saw a caricature of Bill Gates from the latest paranoid trend on-line and darn it but didn't it give him a big nose, thick lips, and big ears….
Avatar 8:55am
Davee:

Well, it's just good morning from me
Avatar 8:56am
wizard frog:

I've been playing Junior Dad a LOT last week, Thanks, KEN!
Avatar 8:56am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Re: Corona dope
Old-fashioned tuner-cleaner will both sanitise and, if used to a sufficient extent in close quarters, get you past caring, too past it if used to excess.
Avatar 8:59am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

The Dead Milkmen's "The Bleach Boys", please, especially a cover, please.
Avatar 8:59am
wizard frog:

I thought that image was photoshopped, didn't know Corona dope is a thing. 'Super Corona Dope' too
Avatar 9:00am
wizard frog:

woohoo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
common:

ken, all
Avatar 9:01am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

"Corona Discharge" sounds like a Plague Porn title.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Tome:

Good morning sm ken and all,,, yea NO hope without DOPE !<>!
Avatar 9:01am
Lixiviated Life:

Hullo Kinny.
GIF me please
  9:02am
testingwithfire:

hi Ken and newly arrived commenters. Current look: prepping onions for the freezer since unlike a real prepper I don't have a root cellar.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Handy Haversack:

A very free-form good morning to you all, Ken, everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Bas NL:

Geh, geh.. great pic..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Tome:

(((( covers the kid's ears ))))
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
StringOFperils:

Ding dong.
  9:03am
pellegrino.steve:

sucking on his __________ ? nice censorship.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Handy Haversack:

Ah, sweet Lou.
Avatar 9:03am
wizard frog:

on his @_@
  9:03am
prudy:

good morning all...enjoying Sister Ray...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Stevel:

WHERE ARE THE GOATS?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Rtintera:

bless your soul Ken
Avatar 9:04am
Nacho:

Is clean my friend, instrumental. It’s not my favorite track of the band at all, but it has the length. Check them out, the songs are in Cantonese I think, 工工工 it’s the actual name, translated as Gong Gong Gong
  9:04am
yerfriendpaul:

Ding dong
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Rtintera:

you just dislodged all the dope dreams I had last night
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
steveo:

the goats are manning the dump button (just KIDDING)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
zzz:

omg is this that, like 54 minute long version of sister ray?
  9:05am
sugarwolf:

What’s so naughty about Hostess snack cakes???
  9:05am
Earth Walker:

Ken that’s a great idea here in France too
WFMU music played from the drones up above
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wizard frog:

'JUST KIDDING'. GOAT ONE! @steveo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Rtintera:

this song is about hostess cakes?
  9:05am
The Butterman:

Suckin what now? What’s he saying?
  9:06am
BVP:

Music for grown a** foos. Woo!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
David (in London):

Yo Kenningtons. I have arrived in time, time for Sister Ray. Outstanding. Hey Handy, steveo, testingwithfire, wizard frog. And the Kenmeister.
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David (in London):

And Earth Walker.
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Doug in JC:

@Butterman doorknobs. Very inappropriate content in these times
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Pale Son:

Are we really bleeping "ding dong"?
  9:06am
Earth Walker:

Good Day David
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rsj:

Good morning Ken! Thanks for fuzzy start to the day
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AnAnonymousParty:

GM all and wow that's weird, I actually used Corona Dope yesterday.
  9:07am
Ben:

DING DONG!
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Stevel:

Buncha' bleeping ding dongs
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tom from Glasgow:

no ding-dongs here
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Doug in JC:

Black helicopter alert, southbound over the Hudson
  9:08am
Terr in DE:

you censor "dingdong"?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:08am
Threemoons:

Good morning Staysh, crew! LOVE me some VU in the AM.
Avatar 9:08am
Jeezy:

Drat... will we ever know what they were sucking on?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am
Bas NL:

#(beep)
  9:08am
Sam:

What if the doorbell rings?? Have to bleep that too I guess.
  9:08am
The Butterman:

Thanks Doug.
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yerfriendpaul:

Ding dong the witch is dead
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Davee:

Richard
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tom from Glasgow:

i couldn't hit it sideways
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Tome:

sounds so good cranked on these cheap ass retro creative lab speakers ,, can't kill em !<>!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

testingwithfire:
Non-prepper, food-picky, suggestion I've heard: keep roots and tubers in a cold box of sand in the refrigerator. My parents having been {Great Depression}-era and one an ex-P.o.W., I've never had enough room to try it.
Avatar 9:09am
wizard frog:

Squeaky Eyeballs v28! some would consider that the pinnacle album of that series of sound effects
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
WoodsOfNH:

Bleeping Ding Dongs is my next band name
  9:09am
The Butterman:

Suckin on a yodel
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Sam:

He said Suckin' on a dreidel that time
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Peter from Dover NJ:

Bleeping Ding Dongs may be the best band name since the Weeping Bong Band.
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BnowB:

This song is a lot of bleep'n work.
  9:10am
The Butterman:

Skiffle time.
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The Oscar:

D*ng-d*ng.
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G:

Suckin on the Cheeze Whiz
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Handy Haversack:

I was putting on the water. Glad "Sister Ray" is still on. Hey, David!
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Tome:

,,, agrees with Butterman wholeheartedly !,.!
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Gord:

Poor Ken. One hand on his bottle of disinfectant, the other on his dump button.
Avatar 9:11am
Davee:

you should always spray after you dump
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melinda:

Morning Ken and all!
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The Oscar:

The last time I was on a plane, the in-flight entertainment included a "deluxe edition" of White Light/White Heat, only they removed both "Sister Ray" and "The Gift" and I couldn't stop laughing.
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John from NP:

OH THE DIRTY WORDS
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joeray:

Ken, your finger is gonna get tired hitting that button to "sanitize" this version of Sister Ray!
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-Ken:

OK all disinfected and set up. What'd I Miss?
Avatar 9:12am
Doug in JC:

Hey Handy. You know, Haversack sounds like it could be a little town in Rockland County
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:12am
PigeonsAndRust:

I was watching old civil defense films before tuning in...I didn't think his show would be less weird than what I was doing, but I was wrong. Now that's a switch!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am
ParUbi:

Good morning, everyone!
  9:12am
Sam:

You missed so many Ding Dongs!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am
Tome:

bit.ly... .. <>
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I just assumed that he was feeling ornery that day and just repeatedly said 'dick' or 'cock' instead of 'ding-dong'.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:13am
-Ken:

Goat's a little late on the uptick I reckon. oh well. better late than never
Avatar 9:14am
Deborah:

Velvet Underground helps get me through! Listening so much during the plague quarantine! Don't have Sister Ray though. Thanks for being perpetually there!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:14am
PigeonsAndRust:

The goat is still recovering from the brownie it ate on Monday
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
David (in London):

Ken, do you just make a judgement call on what to bleep, or is there a list of 'forbidden words and phrases'?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am
joeray:

I just had a flashback and thought I was listening to "The Avant Ghetto"!
  9:16am
Sam:

Who put the ram in the ramalama d*** d***
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-Ken:

Who the fucking fuck is censoring DING DONG?!
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Handy Haversack:

@Doug, in my Haversack there are many mansions ...
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-Ken:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!
  9:17am
FיFי (:

Hello, Mr Ken and friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am
StringOFperils:

And there you have it America. And now back to our New Jersey studios...
  9:17am
Androu B.:

Gut Morgen, Herr Friedman und Alle!
An industrial-strength (I use that term in an ambiguous sense) shot of Teutonic symphonic sweetness is just what we need to stave off the onset of cabin fever that this state of quarantine is impending upon us.
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Handy Haversack:

Hiya, @FיFי (!
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-Ken:

Is LITTLE MATTY WARFUCK playing some kind of trick on me?
  9:19am
FיFי (:

hi, Handy, and hola David in Londres!
  9:19am
FיFי (:

Queensryche on my WFMU ?!
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David (in London):

Yo FיFי ( - how the Devil are you?
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Brian C.:

Was that a live version of Sister Ray? Didn't the Velvets only did one take in the studio?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Michele with One "L":

Morning!
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Handy Haversack:

I love Bryce's voice.
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common:

bryce!
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efd:

ooh, I'm playing drums on this!
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listener 126464:

i was gonna say 'is this Bryce?'
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Webhamster Henry:

Bryce Rocks hard.
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David (in London):

It's Wednesday, so I'm hoping for a talking fried egg.
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Rtintera:

morning Michele, can't wait til 6 tonight!
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CVB from SYR:

I've always thought this song was corny as all get out but this cover is good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Tome:

i sooo remember this one !<>!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Asheville Jon:

Thank you KEN!!!
  9:22am
Gman:

Heheh
  9:22am
FיFי (:

I'm doing great, David. I just came back from the one hour Clissold exercise session.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am
TIMPANDA:

Good Morning all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
efd:

this is one of those songs that I hated listening to for six weeks but was super fun to play
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am
ParUbi:

Go BRYCE! Yes!
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Tome:

spot on drumming too <EFD> ! fore sure !
  9:24am
ami ad:

Hello D.J. Hello all.Was watching Moby Dick on the Roku channel last night,great Whale sounds scene on the 2nd episode.Good day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Crudbringer:

Yass... good morning Staysh and fellow audio experiment test subjects slash therapy recipients!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Webhamster Henry:

I'm all for a virtual Hoof 'n' mouth show!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Handy Haversack:

Perfect transition, Ken!
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David (in London):

FיFי (: Good, glad to hear that. And when the pubs reopen finally, we're going straight to the Shillelagh, agreed?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Peter from Dover NJ:

Liking this cover of Queensryche. FF (: I don't consume their records but I've heard some rocking bits that never got mainstream airplay.
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Lixiviated Life:

also
"Why do you think they call it dope?"
  9:26am
FיFי (:

I can't wait, David!
  9:26am
Crei6hton:

Morning everyone.
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efd:

@Tome thanks!
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Crudbringer:

@LL - because it's so dope?
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David (in London):

Hey Crudbringer.
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ParUbi:

That boy was such a creep
  9:28am
Sam:

Lady yodel lady yodel lay MMM HMMMM!!
  9:29am
Androu B.:

Danke fur das, SMK!
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StringOFperils:

Meanwhile, down at the rally...
  9:29am
FיFי (:

Peter from Dover, NJ. Not gonna lie but I used to be a huge Queensryche fan back when i was in my larvae stage.
  9:30am
The Butterman:

Ken, Creamo and Micah should be given a raise for their shows yesterday. Amazing 4 hrs. of free form.!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
AnAnonymousParty:

So all my neighbors are on a gardening kick to grow their own vegetables. The guy next door was burying eggs in the ground to grow chickens. Dumb ass, I had to tell him that he needed to water them.
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peckinpah:

Ohhhh, maybe skip the Skrewdriver classics?
  9:31am
ami ad:

Is SMK feeling in all day tomorrow?
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Threemoons:

Holy cannoli this show is a wild ride already!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
JtotheK:

Good Morning Mr. Ken. Hiya everyone.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Webhamster Henry:

This might be a good time to plug Acid Jazz Hands with Bronwyn Bishop Fridays at 7, Give the Drummer Stream.
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wizard frog:

hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
ParUbi:

What's on that show again, Henry?
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khd:

KILL ZA INTRUDER
  9:33am
lol:

Just to remind all the neonazis sc*m bags that claim the caberet song as theirs let me remind you it was written by two homosexual jews.
  9:33am
Earth Walker:

Ken. The show earlier I said The dirty money grubbing 1% “capitalist “ motherfuckers are killing us and the planet. I’m somehow feeling in line with the language. Always loved George Carlin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
ParUbi:

raus mit die nazi scum
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Okasa:

I genuinely feel sorry for Ken's dogs.
  9:34am
Terr in DE:

Name ist " Sheisskopf Sweinhund
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herb.nyc:

I just asked Stephen Miller- the kid's name is Kenreich Freedmann.
  9:34am
Sam:

Rolf later went on to play piano for the Muppets
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Handy Haversack:

He always was a dog, @Sam.
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Bryant:

Wikipedia says, “Oliver Collignon plays the Nazi youth, with his singing voice for ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’ dubbed by Mark Lambert.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
ParUbi:

Skeleton crew heading into the Lighthouse direction
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joeray:

I had Nazi neighbors for years..for real.
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melinda:

quarantine hijinks
  9:36am
Bill W:

The iMdB credits two different guys as "Hitler youth singer", as Bryant says.
  9:36am
Terr in DE:

Die Marsleute warten hiter dem Moon und fingen Ihm mit Ihren stralen ab.
  9:36am
testingwithfire:

@Bryant I'm seeing "Hitler youth boy" on IMDB
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Handy Haversack:

@ParUbi, was that the movie about those two guys in the lighthouse who started bleeping out parts of each other's songs? And then it got weird?
  9:36am
Thursday Fernworthy:

Luke Haines!
  9:37am
The Butterman:

In this scenario Little Matty Warwick is Smithers to Kens Montgomery Burns.
  9:37am
FיFי (:

There is this movie called Two guys in a Lighthouse Bleeping Out each Other Songs, Handy. But I'm not sure if it is the one you mention.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Ken, you started to tell us about an intruder yesterday
  9:38am
Sam:

Imagine a world where this was the only song
And against your will
You had to sit and bleep out every last Ding Dong
Till it made you ill
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
ParUbi:

@HH-- the name of that Lighthouse movie escapes me...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
John from NP:

Ding dong man, ding dong...

imgur.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am
StringOFperils:

The View From Dump Rock
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Handy Haversack:

Movies are hard.
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-Ken:

Wasn't it Two And A Half Men And A Big Ole Flashlight?
  9:42am
Androu B.:

I believe the movie you're all thinking of was called "There Is A Lighthouse That Never Goes Out".
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

"Jack Parsons" sounded like a "Flight of the Conchords" song.
  9:43am
The Butterman:

I began quarantine by watching the Lighthouse and have been screaming “monkey pumps” daily since then.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Didn't Barbara Eden star in "I Dream of Sodomy"?
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The Oscar:

I got to see Ono a couple of years ago and they still put on a hell of a show. Really cool band.
  9:45am
seedfriend:

Chickasaw nation!
  9:45am
please be gooD:

pleas be Good
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AnAnonymousParty:

"Later a guy is somewhere, doing something, in the dark."
  9:45am
Earth Walker:

Happy Earth Day All !!!
From another earthling
Be kind to Mother !!!!
And she’ll be kind to you
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DJ Guin:

@Murakami..that was Dr. Bellows side gig. Most of our fave shows in the 60;s were refuges for closeted (a wink) actors and actresses. The shows would have not been the same without them.
  9:46am
Sam:

Du Lebst in Deiner Welt means You left a welt in the diner
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khd:

field marshall ken in full effect
  9:49am
FיFי (:

Oh, the great Oleg Kostrow, the man behind Messer fur Frau Muller and the music composer of the film Goats (2016). needles to say, we ought to watch this film, Ken and people!
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-Ken:

Sam, that's close. It means : You Left a Tuna Melt In The Microwave. Regional dialects and all.
  9:50am
Androu B.:

@Sam,
Actually, it means "You live in your own world".
  9:51am
Terr in DE:

In Munchen stadt ein hauffbrau haus, ein swine sofa
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

DJGuin:
0.) Was there a single Kinsey 0 or 1 actor playing a villain on "Batman"? Maybe Gorshin, or Meriwether.
1.) I will humbly but emphatically emphasise that Barbara Eden could easily star in a sodomitickal dream….
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DJ Guin:

"Whatever you do, don't mention the War."
  9:52am
Terr in DE:

Mein fuhrer, I can walk !
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Cp304:

Good morning peoples
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Something, something, kiss Satan ?!?!?
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DJ Guin:

'66 Batman featured Victor Buono..Eartha Kitt (Gay icon)..Cesar Romero...Tallulah Bankhead...Vincent Price (married, but, ya know)..Burgess Meredith (victim of the Hollywood Blacklist)...
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

[startles awake at the mention of satan]
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joeray:

@DJ Guin: ...and don't forget Liberace!!!
  9:56am
Androu B.:

@ DJ Guin: I did not know Burgess Meredith was blacklisted! What's the story behind that?
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common:

such a strange record.
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Handy Haversack:

<-- That guy should really wear a bracer. That glove won't protect his wrist at all. Safety first!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

The vivacious Vicar of Wadham: he
Though a life-long devotee of sodomy
To his wife once did say
`Let's the natural way.ʼ
`I want to, now isn't that odd of me?!ʼ
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DJ Guin:

@joeray..yup, yup. Bewitched: Paul Lynde, Agnes Moorhead, Dick Sergeant, Maurice Evans...ERin Murphy -- not gay, but she turned out HOT
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Ken From Hyde Park:

(also Dick York)
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StringOFperils:

Nice to hear this bit of Wizard. Been light years...
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DJ Guin:

@Androu -- like most actors of his generation..Burgess Meredith refused to testify during the McCarthy Hearings...or name names. I respect him, if only for that.
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DJ Guin:

Dick York was straight, but due to aback injury, he was forced to retire.
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Got here just in time to hear the last bits of Todd. Good day, All.
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Irene Trudel:

You're just reminding me of Todd's postponed run at the Gramercy Theatre in May. He was supposed to be presenting A Wizard A True Star.
  10:02am
The Butterman:

Ohhh nice gif of Marina Abromivic. Co-worker of mine took me aside to tell me that she is a child eating, cannibal! I put Marina on a poster I made of diverse artists and co worker( not a teacher) spewed alt-right conspiracy that Marina eats and feeds missing , kidnapped children to her friends. Her friend is brother of Hilary Clinton’s campaign mgr. so, there you go.
  10:02am
FיFי (:

All my life I avoided Todd Rundgren thinking it was Ted Nugent. Thanks dyslexia! THANKS FOR NOTHING!
  10:03am
Kerry Thormley:

Zenarchists:Rise Up!
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Okasa:

Just FYI, Kissaten is a coffee shop, so that would be "The coffee shop of Machiboke".
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Price was less bisexual than many rumour—as a somewhat effeminate Kinsey 0 I can testify that some people get easily confused—but Coral `Don't talk about that while I'm in a fucking State of Grace! ʼ Browne cut a wide swathe through everything that moved, and California is a community property state….
  10:03am
dude:

dude war the fucK
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wizard frog:

*DID*
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StringOFperils:

Eat The Intruder. So much better than No Junk Mail or Flyers Please.
  10:04am
seedfriend:

Serpentine is a metamorphic rock found in Northern California
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DJ Guin:

@-Ken- I would have been more impressed if he was from the ELECTRIC COMPANY... "Hey, you GUYYYSSSSSS!"
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testingwithfire:

I would like a dingo of my own, please and thank you. Seriously speaking, my life post-peak-virus, if I'm still around, will involve a dog of a Challenging breed.
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wizard frog:

*CLASSIC* Bob
  10:05am
Androu B.:

@ DJ Guin: Was this before his iconic role in that one episode of "The Twilight Zone"?
Also, since you mentioned "Bewitched", interesting side note:
Did you know that before the series even went to air, practically half of the cast of that show was featured in the Don Knotts movie "The Ghost And Mr. Chicken"?
  10:05am
Chris Glenn:

‘Serpentine!’ Ken comes from the movie the in-laws with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin very funny scene. Hang in there buddy! Chris
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Okasa:

Machiboke is a term that means "You have been waiting a long time, and get tired or zoned out."
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Asheville Jon:

ZING!
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efd:

this story is going to end with Ken being attacked live on the air by a fake elevator guy
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AnAnonymousParty:

Isn't Serpintin a way way of running in a zig-zag fashion to avoid being shot by gvt agents?
  10:06am
Bill W:

love that Bob
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I certainly hope this is a bit.
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Handy Haversack:

He's calling from inside the elevator!
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khd:

mb that elevator guy took yr egg
  10:07am
Matt Warwick:

All hard boiled eggs should be destroyed.
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steveo:

good morning Ken; you are cracking me up. when was the last time you did a 3-hour show on consecutive days?
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Crudbringer:

Yeah, let's get elliptical y'all!
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DJ Guin:

@Androu -- Dick York -- "While filming the movie They Came to Cordura (1959) with Gary Cooper and Rita Hayworth, he suffered a permanent disabling back injury."
  10:08am
Earth Walker:

I dream of Jeannie
  10:08am
goodgirl:

obviously ken has good doggies. he's a 60 yr old fit guy
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StringOFperils:

Yeah, I loo--oo--0-v.wuh.uh.. the ovoid groove. Shift that pitch.
  10:08am
tom:

hes kind of aping mayo Thompson
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Okasa:

Consecutive Kens? Was he on yesterday or will he be on tomorrow?
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Crudbringer:

@steveo ಠ_ಠ "cracking"
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steveo:

he woke and boke yesterday
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steveo:

EGGS CRUD EGGS
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common:

quite strange
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DJ Guin:

Don Knotts left Mayberry for 2 reasons..1) to pursue a movie career and 2) because he could not stand Andy Griffith (pretty much hated by everyone)
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

StringOFperils:
I knew someone who claimed their apartment door had a sticker featuring drooling upper and lower teeth and fangs and the legend: 'WARNING: AIDS Dog'.
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Hugo (NL):

this is just great. good afternoon everybody!
  10:12am
FיFי (:

steveo,

Really! Was Ken on Wake and Bake yesterday?! Did he play music with....er...music with....with....m-m-m-....melodies???
  10:12am
Sam:

Prettige dag Hugo!
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Hugo (NL):

Hoi Sam, jij ook! :-)
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Handy Haversack:

@FיFי (, he even played arena rockers!
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steveo:

i only caught the last 15 minutes; a fella's got to sleep you know. there was eno.
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heyitschris:

It's funny, I've never heard a bad cover of Dream Home. My favorite is Bardo Pond's version.
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Peter from Dover NJ:

Must. Go. Out. For. A. Run. Can't tear myself away from the show. Thank you Ken.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

0.) Griffith's creepiness helps make "A Face in the Crowd".
1.) York, I've read the claim, was fired not for the back injury as such but because of erratic behaviour traced to an opiate addiction stemming from it. Rank speculation: filming schedules, studio doctors, and more money than he'd ever had before joined to help his problem shoot out of control; I gather that's what happened to Peter Lorre's habit, _his_ back injury having been incurred when trying to do a judo throw (I'll guess ōgoshi) as Mr Moto.
  10:17am
Bill W:

Was Andy Griffith like his Trump/Limbaugh character in A FACE IN THE CROWD? First I'm hearing of it.
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Rtintera:

loving this song
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-Ken:

Oh Yeah, Face In The Crowd is amazing. Andy Griffith's character is more like Dubya
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DJ Guin:

@Bill W: I was as surprised as most people... here ya go.. www.hollywoodreporter.com...
  10:20am
FיFי (:

Oh, Ken! if you played Arena Rockers there are no more excuses for not playing the entirety of Tales from Topographic Oceans by Yes!
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maestroso:

Lali Puna: nice piece. Pre-clicked from 2015.
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Michele with One "L":

Shut Up, Weirdo filling in for Seven Second Delay tonight at 6pm!!!!!!
  10:23am
Sam:

Wha???
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testingwithfire:

On Face In the Crowd, I read someplace that Elia Kazan didn't want to cast Andy Griffith, who was an unknown quantity at the time. So Griffith showed up for the audition and cleared away any doubt. It's a great and truly creepy performance.
  10:23am
Sam:

With Frangry?
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Michele with One "L":

@Sam - Yup!

Ken don't forget to announce it.
  10:24am
Sam:

BAD ASS!
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-Ken:

"A Face In The Crowda" was one of those movies that truly predicted the future. Like "Network"
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testingwithfire:

I would like dingo (dog) pix on the AccuPlaylist. (I felt I should clarify that.)
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Roberto:

Who's got a bad ass?
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Rtintera:

excellent song
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Roberto:

Bad ass = lame donkey?
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Rtintera:

yes, we can't wait for you Michele!
  10:27am
FיFי (:

EL CIRCULOOOO!!!!

I don't think I have ever told you this but this song is about the existencial struggle of two little ducks lost in a pond. Yup. That is all that there is to this song.
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testingwithfire:

THANK YOU KEN
  10:28am
?:

I didn't know people didn't like Andy Griffith...?
  10:28am
FיFי (:

The chorus of the song is

Mamma duck, where are you?
Mamma duck, we miss you!
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Jeezy:

Whoops, wasn't signed in
  10:29am
John in Bklyn:

They're getting more agitated with every verse.
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melinda:

I'd like to watch Network again. I should probably watch A Face In The Crowd too, never seen it.
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Handy Haversack:

That sounds like a scarily big pond, @FיFי (!
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melinda:

My herbs are kicking in and Mueran Humanos sounds really good.
  10:30am
John in Bklyn:

Morning Ken and Freedonians!
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Lixiviated Life:

wait a minute
Andy Griffith
is dead?
  10:31am
FיFי (:

Yes, Handy. El Circulo (the Pond) is not only big but deep.
  10:33am
Terr in DE:

I d believe a Klein Bottle...2 D you can just step over the edge line
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iiibeat:

I'm stuck in a . . Pale Blue Dot. Period. Dot dot dot . . How did I even get into this dot anyway??
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Floyd the barber creeped me out.
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TIMPANDA:

did ken recover? i dont hear his EKG machine beeping anymore?
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PigeonsAndRust:

I want to hear some Ethel Merman disco!
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katastrophe:

Wednesday mornings are my favorite because of you Ken. You complete me!!!
  10:35am
Sam:

The CD fell out because the elevator guy was hiding behind the stack and pushed it
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brainiac:

I'm beginning to wonder about Ken's credibility
  10:35am
xindeed:

What is that version of The End?
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PigeonsAndRust:

Also, I think Dr. Octagon is trapped in a polygon
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dei xhrist:

I loves me some Ethel M
  10:36am
PMD:

Rammstein would have baked you a cake!
  10:36am
yerfriendpaul:

Fantastic
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David (in London):

Can we hear Ethel Merman's version of The End?
  10:36am
tom:

gus van sant... he Maes films... he paints ... he makes music ,its a little much
  10:36am
Cake:

Don't worry I'm already baked!
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fred:

Stupid conference call. I wanted to suggest Laibach to comfort Ken's fellow supreme leader in North Korea, and I see he already played them. And I missed it!
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testingwithfire:

Ethel! One of the great delights of the film version of "Call Me Madam": George Sanders sings! (A worthy Russian bass.)
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StringOFperils:

Di-Ethyl Merman Lysergic
  10:38am
Sam:

Is Kim Jong ill?
  10:38am
FיFי (:

Ages ago Ken played tons of Ethel Merman songs in one single show (remember Ken?). This is why I always laugh at the people here that think the Bohemian Rhapsody one was the worst show ever.
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David (in London):

License to Kim Jong Ill.
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Webhamster Henry:

Can we get some Mickey Katz in this set?
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Crudbringer:

It is a cellular peptide cake, with mint frosting. It is delicious.
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StringOFperils:

I used to see Ethyl Merman on the Ed Sullivan show, when I was a small child, and I would say, "WTF? Is that all there is to a hair-metal icon?"
  10:40am
JakeGould:

Finally! Someone is playing real music instead of the endless vacuum cleaner noise that WFMU is known for.
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Crudbringer:

(Sorry, running behind. Today is Stupid Meetings Day.)
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common:

contact!
  10:41am
Sam:

Brigitte Brigitte j'ai envie
  10:42am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Sam you slay me!
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still b/p:

A few audio clips I grabbed from A Face in the Crowd a few years ago just emailed to you, Ken.
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iiibeat:

Mermen . . Jamming that hair metal . . Under the sea!
No . . But . . If I had metal hair, I would probably go with a flat-top . . To make it easy.
  10:42am
FיFי (:

Sam l'appreiser! We need your translation services!
  10:43am
Brendan:

Andy Griffith’s shining moment was in BB Thornton’s Daddy and Them. He has a line, “I just know your poor old brother is going to end up getting cornholed in jail tonight”. I did a double take.
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AnAnonymousParty:

I tried to go to the grocery store but they said I needed a mask. So my wife cut one of her bras in half to make a mask. When I went back the person at the door asked, "Is that an N95?" And I replied, "No, it's a 34C."
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iiibeat:

34C . . Nice!!
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Jeezy:

That's a great size, @Anon...
  10:44am
Dugan:

JOCULARITY!
  10:44am
Toothgrinder Tom:

When I try to imagine Ethel Merman I get the Andrea Martin of SCTV fame impression - Andrea does it better than the original.
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βrian:

I imagine athletic supporters could be used in a pinch.
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iiibeat:

Psychic comments! Sport.
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testingwithfire:

All respect to Ethel. "Call Me Madam" is a lot of fun.
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StringOFperils:

The original Ethyl Merman was actually freakier than anything that could be parodied. It was always a hit of acid on Independence Day with her.
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DJ Guin:

I will toast to a pair of 34Cs. c{_} nostrovia!
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Roberto:

Beavis and Butthead called them "althetic sip otters."
  10:47am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Wasn’t she married to Ernest Borgnine for a spell? And it was not a match made in heaven, but in hell?
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iiibeat:

A pair of 34Cs . . I believe that is 4 masks ready to be deployed . . All in all.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

DIG.
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Okasa:

I had to check, Andy Griffith died about 8 years ago.
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Andrew Waterloo:

Ah.. Borgnine, the man from Devil's Rain and Airwolf.
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DJ Guin:

Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine (Resistance is futile!) were married for a hot minute...as per Ernest..he gave her a Dutch Oven in bed..she didn't think it was funny.
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iiibeat:

What was that film in which he played a bachelor butcher? It was a great flick, I remember that . .
  10:49am
JakeGould:

“Marty”
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still b/p:

"Marty."
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iiibeat:

Yeah . . Marty.
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DJ Guin:

MARTY - for the win.
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brainiac:

Hang on everyone. Remember Beltane is coming.
  10:50am
FיFי (:

WAAAIT! It's my turn to guess.

Marty?
  10:50am
Herb Stempel:

"On the Waterfront"??
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Andrew Waterloo:

Is "Marty" in the Criterion's Columbia Noire right now, or was that a different butcher movie?
  10:51am
Terr in DE:

Zepplin w a different singer
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

At 33 this is even better! Thanks, Ken.
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steveo:

i think it got down to 28 there for a sec
  10:51am
JakeGould:

“Marty”
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DJ Guin:

@KEN -- you post a .gif with the Klugman...you gotta play "Quincy with Lyrics"
  10:51am
Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

It's like you twist the knife in every time you mess with the speed on this song
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Marty:

would you please leave me out of this?
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still b/p:

MARTY
So you see,
you're not such a dog as you think
you are.

CLARA
I'm having a very good time, too.

MARTY
So there you are. So I guess I'm not
such a dog as I think I am.
  10:52am
Earth Walker:

Stringofpearls. Really big show
then along caaaaaam Johnny
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StringOFperils:

I like it as a sdtrk to Warren Oates' face.
  10:53am
Willie:

Listening in on this warm sunny day in Ireland. This mix is bliss.
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Woo:

This is the song that Led Zep supposedly played on but nobody can remember anything about it.
  10:53am
thekenschlampen:

i listened to visions of Johanna 45 at 33. but it was on CBS label instead of Columbia
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iiibeat:

Remember that painting of dogs playing poker? I need to get me one of those . . asap.
  10:54am
Earth Walker:

Ken your shows are always the best !
Thanks
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Lixiviated Life:

That "I stand ready" voice...
What's happening when we hear that?
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JeremyB:

You're always ready Ken!
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ParUbi:

It sounds like a video game or something, like when you select someone
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testingwithfire:

@Andrew there's the film studio version of Marty with Ernest Borgnine, which is great. Also great is the TV version that preceded it, with Rod Steiger as Marty (and Nancy Marchand as the love interest - later to be Tony Soprano's mom!) The TV version is available in a Criterion collection called "The Golden Age of Television."
  10:56am
FיFי (:

ParUbi, Lixiviated Life,

It is indeed a soundbite recorded for video game developers.
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iiibeat:

I read an article about Dylan writing that song . . In a magazine called Parabola . . Subsequently I ordered The White Goddess by Robert Graves . .
Street stuff . . For sure.
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PigeonsAndRust:

This makes two different radio stations on which I've heard Lothar and the Hand People
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still b/p:

Jim/Donald/Warren/Ernest/Jack--"The Split," the first movie released with the newly established 'R' rating.
  10:57am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Didn’t Borgnine win an Oscar for ‘Marty’?
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AnAnonymousParty:

Is there no speed at which Hurdy Gurdy Man cannot be played?
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testingwithfire:

@TTom: yes
  10:58am
zpp:

your Japanese pronunciation is getting so good you should say -san after the person's name
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Handy Haversack:

Gah -- have to have a meeting. FANTASTIC SHOW, Ken!
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Lixiviated Life:

FF (; @ 10:56
but what is going on at the station when that sound bite is played?
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iiibeat:

I'm down with culture . .
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efd:

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuccccceeeeee!!
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Crudbringer:

Has Michele ever talked about Bruce McC?
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DJ Guin:

Kids in the Hall are reforming...mixed feelings about it
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wizard frog:

WE GET IT... They don't...
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testingwithfire:

great Borgnine showcase: Robert Aldrich's "Emperor of the North"
  11:02am
JakeGould:

WOO! DOORS FAN!!!
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Kevin-san:

@zpp Way ahead of you there
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Lixiviated Life:

STOP THE PRESSES !
This Doors Fan is my new favorite thing.
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Roberto:

Some of their later studio albums definitely had bass.
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fred:

Can Michele get Frangry to sing Murder Most Foul for her Dylan cover show?
  11:03am
ignatatus666:

My phone in my pocket I said to myself
Self
This sounds like the kids in the hall guy
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common:

love this skit
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People Like Us:

look out for the swear word Ken
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brainiac:

SHOES!
(oh wait, was that someone else?)
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efd:

good looking out, Vicki
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wizard frog:

phew
  11:04am
JakeGould:

Here is the original “Kids in the Hall” sketch: www.youtube.com...
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People Like Us:

all is well
ha ha
  11:04am
yerfriendpaul:

Love Bruce McCulloch. He’s responsible for one of the biggest laughs I’ve ever had. His cancer boy in Brain Candy was sooo wrong! I totally lost my mind
  11:04am
DumDum Guy at the Gates of Dawn:

The Doors had session musicians play bass on their albums.
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DJ Guin:

Borgnine the Satanist - my fave
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neil quarantino:

@-Ken, this was my first exposure as a young stoner to Lothar -
youtu.be...
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iiibeat:

Jim Morrison is the sexiest dead person ever . . Next to . . Uh . . Grandma . . Of course.
No . . That's wrong. All of it.
  11:06am
FיFי (:

Lixiviated Life,

Maybe the "I am ready" it's a secret code between Ken and the skeleton crew.
  11:06am
Terr in DE:

usually bassists from other groups
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Vivian:

Is this really the Allman Brothers? Is Duane playing the sitar?
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FיFי (:

That Allman Brothers song didn't hurt, did it?
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ignatatus666:

DJ Guin
Sheriff Beelzebub from Satans Cheerleaders
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Lixiviated Life:

FיFי (:
... I KNEW IT !
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DJ Guin:

Paul's vocals are my favorite part of this song
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Tom in St. Paul:

The Beatles definitely had bass.
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iiibeat:

Ram Dass died 12-22-2019 . .
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Snoochienucci:

I think the doors would have elvis's bass player sit in on alot of stuff
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AnAnonymousParty:

Well, not having a bass player is one way ensuring against the danger of a bass solo.
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FיFי (:

Norwegian Wood...Best pyromaniac song ever or THE greatest pyromaniac song ever?
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Crudbringer:

Farewell everyone. I'll be back for Duane. Keep shit weird until I return.
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TIMPANDA:

getting lost in the woods here...
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Webhamster Henry:

The best is the Grammy winning Norwegian Wood / Mission Impossible mashup.
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iiibeat:

Do you know why people "knock on wood"?
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steveo:

I don't and crawl up to sleep in the bath.
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Terr in DE:

the fire was Pauls input, he s a secret sociopath
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DJ Guin:

scare evil spirits from the wood
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Sam:

RIP Paul McCartney
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Jeezy:

Ahhhh... yes. Not many know this is Dylan parodying Beatles!
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Okasa:

Re: Brazil... Kim Greist (in the tub) was the female lead and it was originally a love story, but Kim had no chemistry with Jonathan Pryce. So Terry Gilliam re-wrote Brazil on the fly into the film we know.
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DJ Guin:

"Shave and a haircut.." knock is what I appreciates abouts yous, @iiibeat
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iiibeat:

Yeah . . To distract the evil spirits . .
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AnAnonymousParty:

Isn't Norwegian Wood that stuff that Ed Asner hawks as an ED cure in the infomercial that comes on about 3AM on Sunday on just about every local independent UHF TV station?
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fred:

Dylan parodying himself is more funny though
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DJ Guin:

Dylan Parodies Dylan with "Moider Most Fowl"
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brainiac:

Playful homage, or a satirical warning? You be the judge.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

10:31FיFי (:
Not just deep: it's cold, too.
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-Ken:

This is not the Dylan self-parody of which you speak. That would be "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues"
  11:15am
yerfriendpaul:

My favorite song featuring the word “gum”!
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iiibeat:

Biotin baby!
lol
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still b/p:

A Trivia Too Far:
"Marty" also won Best Picture Oscar, and that was the subject of the question Herb Stempel was instructed to screw up on purpose in the rigged "21" quiz show when he lost to academia pretty boy Charles Van Doren, starting Van Doren's long run of wins that also involved fixing, as revealed later in the big quiz show fraud scandal and sketched out in the 1994 movie "Quiz Show."
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steveo:

this is my favorite rutles song
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Snoochienucci:

wait so what is the actual story behind this one? Also i think on heard on one radio show that dylan died a few months back! anyone remember hearing something similar?
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Michele with One "L":

Send any female Dylan covers you love to me at feelings@wfmu.org please.
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Lewis:

@Michele - forgive me if this is horribly obvious, but DJ Trouble might have ideas...
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Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth. Goose Step Mama is my favorite Rutles song. The song Colorado's Calling Me from the NL Lemmings album would work here.
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PMD:

Ken, you going to do a self-healing set?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Any news from Andy Breckman? He is feeling OK and all?
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fred:

In today's excruciating conference call, a clueless manager (redundancy there, I know) asked why data was missing about live shows in the past few weeks
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iiibeat:

I do like Andrew Yang's idea about enslaving robots and taxing the productivity . . Redistributing the revenue to individuals.
  11:18am
FיFי (:

(((Murakami Whywolf),

Thanks. I always forget to mention the coldness of the water body.
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Hugo (NL):

What's up with Andy?
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((((Murakami Whywolf):

Hey, Neil Young just pronounced 'shone' properly. Good job, Mr Young.
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moose:

hello have any Jersey City people taken the Path train? (Exchange to WTC)
wondering how safe it is
my drugs are in Manhattan
Hey Michele with one "L," I sent a recommendation yesterday!
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fred:

@Hugo: he lost someone close
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-Ken:

@Hugo, Andy's Mom died of the virus. Today is the funeral. Third person I've known to die from this thing.
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Lewis:

At the risk of widespread ridicule - I really like this Neil Young song...
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StringOFperils:

I wouldn't enslave robots. It'd only be a matter of time before they turned the tables., once AI recognized the fatal error in that design.
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-Ken:

@moose. Dont take the f'in PATH. Are you crazy?!
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thekenschlampen:

4th time around and visions of Johanna are like sisters
  11:21am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Ah, Thrasher by Neil the Younger.
  11:21am
moose:

ok Ken... won't
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Hugo (NL):

Ah that's terrible. I know he never listens to WFMU voluntarily, nor will he read this. so wish him strength and love next time you speak to him
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iiibeat:

Oedipus vs Tyranasaurus
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Jeezy:

Ken, I don't mean to interrupt the show but... emergency! Q104.3 Classic Rock has hijacked the livestream!!! :-()
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PMD:

@Ken, aw, my sympathies to Andy.
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John from NP:

LOL, that was great. RIP Traveling Wilburys
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Sam:

My condolences to the Breckmans
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tom from Glasgow:

lmao
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Bill W:

Very grieved by Andy's loss. Convey all our sympathies to him, Ken.
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JakeGould:

Where is this Bob Dylan ninny call from? WFMU?
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DJ Guin:

Q104.3 plays "Every Rose Has a Thorn" on auto repeat
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FיFי (:

Let's call that guy!!!
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ackthpfft:

@Ken: please extend my sympathy to the Breckman family. This just sucks.
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John from NP:

Ugh, RIP Andy's mom, that's terrible.
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testingwithfire:

WHAT ARE WE PLAYING AT???
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mb:

Oh no. Sorry to hear about Andy's Mom. ((Vibes)) to the Breckmans.
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Okasa:

Andy has given us so much joy over the years. I feel so bad for him and the entire Breckman family.
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iiibeat:

The rose itself . . Except more like a hideous weed!

Peace
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

This is terrible news. My condolences to the Breckman family.
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DJ Guin:

"Good artists borrow. Great artists steal." - John Lennon
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Snoochienucci:

eaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy kenny
  11:27am
Sam:

Ken for your own safety don't say McCulloch anymore
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DJ Guin:

COVID Wheeze Meets Lou Costello
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Crudbringer:

@DJGuin I believe you meant _Every Rose Has It Is Thorn_
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dale:

herro dere. i missed the announcement and don't want to be a nosy neighbor, but who did andy lose in his family?
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FיFי (:

His mom, dale.
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Carmichael:

His mom, Dale.
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Androu B.:

My condolences to Andy & family. So sad to hear this terrible news. :'-(
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Alvy Singer:

The Allman Brothers were known as the Hour Glass when they recorded Norwegian Wood.
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JakeGould:

@Dale: I believe Andy’s mom.
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testingwithfire:

the street cats and dogs seem extra friendly lately ... I think they're missing kibble AND pets from people
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Webhamster Henry:

@DJ Guin Here's an article on the history and provenance of that aphorism: quoteinvestigator.com...
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Sam:

Ha, sheep and goats taking over whales! Ken you should hear yourself sometimes.
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DJ Guin:

@Crud..I stand Correctol. I braise the lawd the day I discovered Wake N Bake in the Morning. Every other station does some pastiche of Howard & Robin
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dale:

oh - that's sad. a senior home in new jersey is not the best place to be right now. if she was in a home....
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Carmichael:

Alligators are walking the streets of Jacksonville, roughing up the passersby and demanding frozen chickens.
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PMD:

ten dozen kissing booths!
  11:31am
JakeGould:

I bet nursing homes everywhere are covering up numbers. Even the best of nursing homes is not above being slimy and cooking the books as far as infections and fatalities go.
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StringOFperils:

GOP hopefuls, kiss those babies !!
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David (in London):

I'd set up a Frank Booth.
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PMD:

Except Ken, that means the strong will survive...
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Snoochienucci:

spin the bottle is almost like russian roulette at this point
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JakeGould:

We need to make sure that our bowling alleys and barbershops are open. Way to go Georgia!
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James in ATL:

Darwinism as it's best.
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testingwithfire:

who wants to kiss those klowns
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Kat in Chicago:

I like how your mind works, Ken.
  11:32am
ignatatus666:

That wasn’t political was it?
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Sam:

Yeah Jake, they specifically chose bowling alleys as a top priority. Weird.
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James in ATL:

Darwinism at it's best. - Bwahahaha Ken!
  11:33am
JakeGould:

I hope all those protesters shake hands, pat each other on the back and hug it out.
  11:33am
ami ad:

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/4/22/21227928/coronavirus-stay-at-home-orders-trump-tea-party
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Chud:

Hey Ken, I reintroduced an NJ native to WFMU. Later found out that they absolutely fell for the Dylan Death Hoax. Amazing.
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Tofu Kills People:

Nothing like making fun of poor people with no money.
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Snoochienucci:

ohh nice i already have this one favorited lolol
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ackthpfft:

Making fun of stupid people is exquisite.
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βrian:

I've gone through Hell a number of times. Usually by bike.
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WFMU listener WADE:

@ jakegould my emergency room had a patient sitting on a stretcher for 3 days among an ER full of coughing covid patients. he was cognitively impaired and couldn't keep a mask on his face. we discharged him to a nursing home.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

This Fred Lane is infinite perfection.
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karen eliot:

good morning. hell is circus peanuts.
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βrian:

Every roadway should have a dedicated Fred Lane.
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Brian C.:

I have a chair that looks so much like the one in the Dylan gif! No rivets under the armrest, but otherwise seems the same. (Alas, no Dylan)
  11:37am
JakeGould:

@Wade: Horrible. In the 1990s when my dad went to a nursing home — a place he would die in a few weeks later — while he was being wheeled in, while I was right next to his gurney, some miserable b*tch literally dropped a clipboard with paperwork on his chest. He’s clearly in pain and the paperwork was a simple admission formality. But I’ve seen dogs treated better.
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Sam:

A time will come when the big cities are safe but people will be afraid to go to rural Kentucky and Georgia where all the virus is.
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Okasa:

Sister Rosetta Tharp's guitar playing is so distinctive.
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still b/p:

Sartre said hell is other people's circus peanuts.
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Handy Haversack:

Back! What'd I miss?
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Snoochienucci:

@handy "hit after hit after hit!" lolol
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Webhamster Henry:

We need Sister Wynona Carr too!
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Handy Haversack:

@Snoochie, dang it! That's just what I was afraid of!
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FיFי (:

Handy,

We killed Bob Dylan... again.
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WFMU listener WADE:

These protesters are going to kill their elderly and obese loved ones. okay...I'm going to stop virus talk. i'a bit ptsd-ed.
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DJ Guin:

RIP Mister Zimmerman. We Hardly Knew Ye.
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JakeGould:

@Wade: Didn’t know you worked in an ER. Self care for you. Don’t take that stuff home; I know not easy but still…
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Webhamster Henry:

Thanks, Ken!
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Snoochienucci:

Handy its okay, im sure there are more hits to come!
  11:45am
David in London:

Handy, at Smooth 91 the hits never dry up.
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JakeGould:

@Handy: Dylan was hospitalized with COVID-19 and didn’t make it. R.I.P. Bob.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

MAN, that Sister Wynna Carr and Inga Rumpf (of Frumpy) were sisters of that voice... great stuff.
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brainiac:

At least Dylan lived a full long life. He had a good run. RIP
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karen eliot:

i love someone who loves circus peanuts . styrofoam with a perfume flavoring. what hell.
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Carmichael:

Zac Dylan died?
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-Ken:

Dylan didn't fucking die. If he died. I woulda broken the glass by now and been playing the Bob Dylan Death Tape. Sheez
  11:49am
Androu B.:

The nursing home conspiracy seems to be due to disparity over hiring practices. One has to question exactly what kind of individuals are being hired to work in these institutions, what with occasional reports of mysterious deaths later being discovered to have been carried out by deranged interns, rare as these incidents may be, not to mention the questionable lack of maintaince of facilities and medical equipment at some institutions.
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Handy Haversack:

Wait, I can't honestly tell if we're being serious. The internet is not backing up this Dylan news -- and this doesn't feel like the break-the-glass FMU response. I'm going to assume you're yanking my Haversack.

I'm believing David and Snoochie anent the hits, though.
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DJ Guin:

@-Ken- -- you are SUCH the Ding Dong tease....
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jeez louise
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Carmichael:

Zac's my neighbor. Whew ...
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brainiac:

Ken is just trying to ease us into the harsh reality. Just like the North Koreans.
  11:50am
Sam:

Paul McCartney really did die though.
  11:51am
Sam:

In 1965.
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mb:

@chud11:33: Ken and Andy did a death hoax with Don McLean and i totally fell for it. Was on the road and went into my guitar repairmans shop with the breaking news. Was pretty embarrasing but funny after the fact. Still have mixed emotions looking back now. LOL
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Asheville Jon:

one could hope Sam
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Carmichael:

I buried Paul, so I know.
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Jeezy:

Wait... Did he say a Big Fat Woman?!
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Donnie:

yes! Sir Joe!
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Cp304:

Yep no bumpin no mo wit no big fat woman
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Jeezy:

More cushion for the pushin... Also this bassist deserves the Nobel Prize...
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Carmichael:

The politically correct phrase is a Woman of Larger Carriage.
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DJ Guin:

WTF Canada? "A mass shooting in Nova Scotia, Canada, leaves at least twenty-three people dead."
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brainiac:

I done hurt my hip once
  11:53am
Androu B.:

Gotta hit the road for lunch. Bye all!
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Carmichael:

The bigger the waistband,
The deeper the quicksand.
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Jeezy:

Is this Joe Tex really from 1969? Way ahead of its time, if so...
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DJ Guin:

C U all at 6pm for SUW!!! yay!!!
  11:54am
Donnie:

@Jeezy you got it! One of the GOAT Bassists!
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Toothgrinder Tom:

Station Manager Ken is keeping me sane!
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Beast of Boonton:

Getting lots of great Ken shows. Thanks!
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tom from Glasgow:

Joe Tex also didn't like skinny legs. guess he just had a really particular type
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hey Ken. Hope you are keeping somewhat sane there
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TIMPANDA:

This song might be my new anthem. get down, and JAMM
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StringOFperils:

Joe Tex made a lot of widely varied records, including this kind of Washington Go-Go kind of stuff.
  11:56am
FיFי (:

AAAROON!!
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Handy Haversack:

Shoot, so late. Thanks again, Ken! Hope you train Sammy to eat people soon. It's a life skill!

Take it easy, everyone!

And again, Ken, condolences to Andy and his family. Please send best wishes and sympathy.

Thanks.
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DJ Guin:

Gotta go sit Shiva for Bob Dylan....
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

groove, groove.
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Snoochienucci:

thanks Ken! time to hop on the train everyone!
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tom from Glasgow:

whenever i hear Sailng By as bed music i always think it's bedtime
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

It's important to have standards, Ken.
  11:58am
Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

I forgive you Ken
  11:58am
Brendan:

Try not to think of it as a death hoax, but rather an appreciation of the man while he still has adequate time to thank Ken
  11:58am
Toothgrinder Tom:

‘Staysh’ is the only authority I trust in this pandemic!
  11:59am
morphe':

Thanks Ken ... don't wet the console!!!!
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dave wuz here:

pull it together for christ sakes! slap!
  11:59am
FיFי (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Great show, comments, music, GIFs, Darwinism, pyromania songs...Till next episode and remember, loosen up and BE HAPPY GODAMMIT!
  11:59am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@DJ Guin wouldn’t it be ironic if one went to sit shiva for someone and the actual god Shiva showed up ...
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TIMPANDA:

Thank you Ken and Skeleton crew. Love you all. Hope everyone has an excellent day on this bright and shiny afternoon in Jersey City.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for the ding dongs and dingoes today, Ken. Condolences to Andy Breckman and his family.
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wizard frog:

Oh no, poor Andy
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DJ Guin:

@TTG Tom - I would expect no less
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thank you for being there, Ken!
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Asheville Jon:

for real?
Sorry Andy!
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common:

shit. so sorry Ken and Andy
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Kat in Chicago:

Thank you, Ken.
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StringOFperils:

Yes, a nice peculiar kind of time well frittered. thx
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Webhamster Henry:

Thanks Ken and skeletons!
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