Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from April 29, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting April 29, 2020: Holy Toledo! COVID-19 Rumors and BS

For tonight's show, call us at 201-209-9368 and tell us the craziest rumors or misinformation you have heard about COVID-19. And we have a special codeword tonight: "HOLY TOLEDO." Use that phrase if you want to say "the people I am stuck in quarantine with are driving me INSANE." Say it twice if they are REALLY driving you insane.

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Listener comments!

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Lizardner Dave 2:

I can't believe i got through.
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Lizardner Dave 2:

I can't believe the boiler in the masturbatorium blew up and Ken had to go fix it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm
Andrew_in_WI:

Rumour has it that there's a lot of money buried somewhere...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Handy Haversack:

Hey, everyone. Hoping to find that money!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Despite everything going on in their lives Ken & Andy somehow manage to be here. THANK YOU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
ultradamno:

A little kiss? Like Judas?
  6:02pm
slappy white:

Hello all. Is this a live show?
  6:02pm
Chi Bill:

I kind of miss LSD.
  6:03pm
slappy white:

Yes , it is
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dale:

it's called an 'angel drink' or the angel special. or some such. but if the guy offered to buy her a pretty hat then she;s just a bitch.
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Handy Haversack:

In case you somehow see this, Andy: my condolences. So sorry for your loss.
  6:03pm
Listener Robert:

The original War Between The States was over Toledo.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Handy Haversack:

I have only ever had good times in Toledo.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
happymaan:

What about the boiler Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
queems:

wait i'm on the phone what happened why is this playing again
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Never interrupt the theme song. NEVER.
  6:05pm
Chi Bill:

SEEKRET ASIAN KENNNN
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
happymaan:

That repeat of Ken's show was great today BTW.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

andy - my mother passed at 75 from eating too much burger king. i swear to god at least she never had to be in a home or hospital - just dropped dead one day. a blessing if you think about it.
  6:06pm
Paul D:

Greetings from Bloomfield NJ.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

i merinda.
  6:06pm
Listener Robert:

What's playing again, queems? You were just in time for the start of the program.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
queems:

oh lucky me!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

i meant HI melinda.
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dale:

will mr pibb work?
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Stashu:

Hi guys!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

technically linda ronstadt charted with trio after joy division was a thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Andrew_in_WI:

Wait, the money's gone?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah, the deli where Andy hid the money doesn't exist anymore. Torn down for a luxury hotel.
  6:09pm
Listener Robert:

Really? Ken, I'm so glad to hear you're not Lyme-y or Lyme-ish or whatever you were feeling on the rerun.
Avatar 6:10pm
βrian:

Why fix a boiler in April?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Vanessa bikes:

We remember the Matzo show! so long ago! before cell phones I think?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

because it still gets down into the 30s at night
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Handy Haversack:

Hi, Stashu!

We were almost drinking Rob Roys but went with negronis instead.
  6:11pm
Danne D:

Stashuuuuuuu
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I really hope smoking weed kills the virus.
  6:11pm
BH:

yeah, not sure anybody is buying cocaine because it's a budget item
Avatar 6:12pm
dk50b:

It was "Taurus"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
queems:

what
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Stashu:

Harvey Sid Fisher! Hi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Andrew_in_WI:

THE Harvey Sid Fisher!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
radioronan:

the magic of live radio
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Stashu:

Liba liba Libra!
  6:13pm
Ochre Ogre:

Coke kills the virus, gotta go!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Astrology Songs by Harvey Sid Fisher? Wow, the denizens of Sheena's Jungle Room would be thrilled by this call!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

it really sounds like him

www.youtube.com...
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βrian:

Well, it probably kills the virus on your weed, anyway.
  6:14pm
Ochre Ogre:

dk50b- A Ford
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dk50b:

For those unfamiliar with Irwin's exquisite taste in a very special kind of music..youtu.be...
  6:15pm
Chi Bill:

Butt sniffers rock!
  6:15pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

The virus is killing yoga pants. Many ladies have switched to sweat pants and mumu's to accommodate the Cheez-It binges and ranch dressing guzzling.
  6:16pm
prudy:

maybe a plant...but hilarious nevertheless...great show Ken and Andy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Andrew_in_WI:

I had a coworker quit over my playing of WFMU
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

andrew - that is awesome!
Avatar 6:19pm
dk50b:

Per Irwin, Harvey was at WFMU years ago to promote his Golf song/album
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

andy is on jokemates. a funny version of jerkmates.
  6:19pm
prudy:

this is more like the usual...
  6:19pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

A hippie I worked for hated WFMU.
Avatar 6:20pm
βrian:

I recall a bar where Ted Nugent was played at closing time to tamp down any lingering sense of celebration.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
ultradamno:

"The phrase 'the bee's knees' was originally an 18th century fanciful phrase which referred to something that didn't exist. It was used as the kind of spoof item apprentices would be sent to the stores to fetch - like tartan paint or a left-handed hammer. This meaning is no longer used."

How could this have fallen into disuse? HOW? www.phrases.org.uk...
  6:20pm
Listener Robert:

In the 1980s in my lab, I'd put WFMU on my mentor's radio, and at some point he'd yell, "Turn that shit off!"
Avatar 🚂 6:20pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy's spent so long since he was a producer that he's reduced to sexually harassing Ken.
  6:21pm
Chi Bill:

Maybe it's the alcohol but y'all ave me in stitches! Thx!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
melinda:

If masks didn't offer some amount of protection from the virus they wouldn't have told us to save them for medical workers.
  6:22pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Shelter is a month's long Thanksgiving. Domestic violence is peaking.
Avatar 6:22pm
βrian:

@melinda: true dat.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Howdy friends! Hi Colleen if you're here!
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βrian:

Toledo rhymes with Laredo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
queems:

these are all of the maniacs who called shut up weirdo last week
  6:23pm
prudy:

love it1
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

i think the voice disguiser would help this show 10-15 percent.
Avatar 6:25pm
βrian:

"Your sweet and shiny eyes
Are like the stars above Toledo
Like meat and potatoes
To me."
  6:26pm
BH:

"Birds Aren't Real" - yessss
Avatar 🚂 6:26pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

It's 'runners-up'.
  6:26pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

I looked for a 60 Minutes 1980's voice disguiser and the search engines failed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
queems:

oh my god
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
ultradamno:

Well, it there are people who believe the world is flat with a dome...a belief in animatronic birds logically follow.
Avatar 6:28pm
Stashu:

I hear Toledo is a pretty holy place.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

toledo spain.
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Handy Haversack:

MATT WARLOCK: PUNK MAGICIAN

Two tickets, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
ultradamno:

Matt Warlock would be a great character for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
queems:

my favorite rumor was that farting at someone could spread coronavirus
  6:30pm
Warlock:

Little Matty Warlock
  6:30pm
Peter from Dover NJ:

God this is so great, I dont want to hang up and call.
  6:30pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

The reports of people robbing houses while dressed in PPE was a lie. Classic urban legend.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Handy Haversack:

Also: Matt Deathwick, action antihero.
Avatar 6:32pm
Motobro:

It can Queems!!
You got to light them on fire to neutralize the gas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
ultradamno:

I thought 'herd immunity' was where everyone wore masks except the vice president.
  6:33pm
ledzeppelin:

Oh no, here comes SARBOLA CORONA.
Avatar 6:33pm
βrian:

My lovely little excreta will save you!
Avatar 6:34pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Ken and Andy! Hello friends
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Encourage herd immunity: be as sheep-like as possible.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
melinda:

A direct bare-butt fart into someone's face might spread it, but normally pants would act like a mask.
  6:35pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

On a scale of 18 to 33 I give that call a 22.3 .
  6:35pm
flashbazbo:

I’m looking for heard immunity on FMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
queems:

@melinda i just burst out laughing. 2020 is wild
  6:35pm
Colleen:

Always fun here! Hey gang!!
  6:36pm
Chi Bill:

flames and racing stripes on the ventilator...I can't keep with you, love it!!!
  6:36pm
prudy:

thanks for the pants/mask comparison...
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Colleen! How are you? Hi ya Queemsies!
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βrian:

Recent attempts to re-purpose thongs into masks have proved fruitless.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
ultradamno:

...or by the time you're ventilator ready, it's already too advanced.
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Handy Haversack:

@melinda, go ahead, call in with that WILD THEORY. In the meantime, I will keep sneezing into my own butt and farting into my own mouth to save the elderly. Because I'm a good person!

Also: I just finished with work. Eleven and a half hours. The stories about people wondering how to fill the time make me cry.

A little more Campari, then I'll cook.
Avatar 🚂 6:37pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

ultradamno:
I like that comic book and series, but I hate that they promote the incorrect notion that the male version of a witch is a 'warlock'. Traditionally (and so, correct for ALL TIME) the masculine equivalent to a witch was a witch, or sometimes a sorceror. The word 'warlock' means 'necromancer'.
  6:37pm
Danne D:

how's Andy's circulatory system though? covid seems to be big on clotting :/
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Handy Haversack:

Boodz! Colleen!
  6:38pm
Colleen:

Hey Boods! Hey Queems! PigeonsAndRust!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
ultradamno:

I thought the masculine version was a Witcher.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
queems:

i called my hematologist about the clotting thing since i have issues there and the office was just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
ultradamno:

...at least on Netflix.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Handy Haversack:

Also, dogs can't get it, so it's OK to sneeze and fart on your dog as long as your cats don't also do it.
  6:38pm
Colleen:

Hey Handy!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
queems:

hi @colleen & @buddha!
  6:39pm
Nicole:

Colleen did you get you new dog yet?
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βrian:

Apparently, working from home is not much of a thing in Japan.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi ya Handy Haversack! Queems that's total Bullshiccio!
  6:39pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

What would Darth Vader's last Covid 19 words sound like? Is there an adapter on his helmet for auxiliary?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
melinda:

@Handy haha
@queems we must find laughs wherever possible
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Handy Haversack:

Colleen, it's so wrong, but now I always think, That Colleen would never let her nipple hair get out of control!

ONE episode of Shut Up Weirdo was all it took.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
queems:

it's just that nobody knows anything about it yet. not enough data about blood thinners and stuff
  6:40pm
Colleen:

Motobro, and Dale are here too!!
  6:40pm
flashbazbo:

I am the witchfinder general
  6:40pm
Colleen:

lol...yeah...not me!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Go, Mudhens!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Handy Haversack:

Kate just came back from feeding the monsters and said, "Wait, why are we looking at pictures of 'Destination Toledo'? We KNOW about 'Destination Toledo'!"
  6:42pm
Colleen:

Ha!! Yaaay! Hi honey!! No dog yet!... I cant handle the feces!
Avatar 6:42pm
βrian:

@Handy: You spent time there?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

ultradamno:
I'm with you on the ventilator question: Especially because CO2 levels seem not to rise as quickly as they normally would with falling O2 levels, by the time people come in and need ventilators they're really far gone. Bad survival rates are very often products of the state of the domain population.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Jim the Poet:

Harvey Sid Fisher!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Handy Haversack:

Several scattered nights, @βrian, but we also stop in the Toledo suburbs for Waffle House when we drive out to Michigan every (normal) year.
Avatar 6:43pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Oh? Motobro's here? Hi MOTOBRO!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
queems:

:|
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Handy Haversack:

Super glad my sister in Georgia, who has asthma, gets to be in the experiment.
  6:46pm
BH:

At the moment, Sweden's per capita covid death rate is higher than the US's rate. That might change one day but.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

great outsider artist there...
  6:49pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

Give me a B, a bouncy B ...
  6:49pm
BH:

my first impression was that somebody was trying to prank them with Harvey Sid, so it's good to hear that it was really him.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
melinda:

There was a piece in the NYTimes about how patients ending up in the ER with corona often have hypoxia with no symptoms, which is highly unusual. The same piece said certain positions can help breathing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
mrdonutsu:

Why have we standardized on calling sitting around at home, perfectly healthy, drunk, and bored as being "Under Quarantine"?
  6:51pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Fluid floods the lungs in some positions.
  6:51pm
BH:

I'm kinda impressed at the amount of message discipline that has gone on with this stuff. Usually "keep it simple stupid" is overlooked for messaging.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
melinda:

@mrdonutsu I heard that the correct term is cordon sanitaire.
  6:54pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

If I had any more children, I would name them Harvey Sid!
Avatar 🚂 6:54pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

melinda:
I bought oximeters for my wife, myself, and my brothers, because a plunge in O2 from COVID-19 may not be noticed, according to that article, which is from where I got the 'CO2 levels still low' explanation for that effect.

I really doubt that prone were best, as I've heard that people tying-up other people for sex have to be really careful tying them in prone positions precisely because some have asphyxiated in that position—any paunch at all makes it harder to breathe if you're on your stomach.

Elevating the foot of the bed has now become more common in hospitals because there _appears_ to be some reduction in pneumonias thereby, a matter of simple drainage.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
dale:

they were fruit bats. i'd worry if they were vampire bats.
  6:55pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

The Monte Hall problem applies to those multiple unreliable tests.
  6:55pm
BH:

anyways, if immunity doesn't exist, then pretty much our best option involves creating a new virus that goes after covid19. It'll give the biowarfare labs something to do with their time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
ultradamno:

Another thing I heard for a hot minute was that people on ibuprofen did poorly and that the virus discriminates by blood type (Os rule, As die)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Handy Haversack:

Ibuprofen thing disproved. Had to check on that to talk someone down from taking Tylenol.
  6:56pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Parasites including mosquitoes don't transmit.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Handy Haversack:

OK, gotta cook. Be cool, everyone!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Handy Haversack:

OK, this is the best reason to possibly lose the parking spot in front of our bldg. that I have heard yet.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

It's be a lot of driving for me, but I'm interested in driving down next Wednesday. Will there be refreshments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
colinmahns:

holy toledo!
Avatar 🚂 7:00pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

BH:
Anti-viral phages? I'm not too sure about that; I'd put better money on artificially grown antibodies, since we know that anitbodies work against it, the question is whether they get produced on re-exposure after more than a few weeks out. The virus itself seems not to mutate quickly, so the same antibodies should be effective, again it's just a matter of whether challenge by re-exposure gets them produced again.

All in all, it could be a _lot_ worse: what if it were readily aerosol-spread, and if soap didn't kill it readily?
  7:00pm
P-90:

Buh-bye guys
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
woj:

"I CHANGED MY SIGN TO PISCES"
  7:00pm
she:

been two weeks since I broke up with my boyfriend. Or he broke up with me. Dunno time warpmorph
  7:59pm
P-90:

Thanks Mr. Fiveash and Skels
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