WFMU: Hits From The Crypt: Playlist from May 31, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:01am mariano: Keilidh! Crew! Cryptoids!
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Keilidh! Crypt things!
	12:02am Rory: Yo Keilidh & Crypt Kickers!
	12:02am mariano: This will be perfect, working on some mind-reading and tarot tricks.
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Now very much considering getting "all i know is paindemic - RERUN!" as my new tramp stamp. Or at least my mantra.
	12:03am Keilidh: hey all - very sorry but TONITE IS A RERUN if you want to blame anyone blame the racists
	12:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Say, that reminds me. Whatever became of Big Head Todd and the Monsters?
	12:04am mariano: I always blame the racists.
	12:05am JakeGould: @Ken: What about their bad name companion band “Toad the Wet Sprocket?”
	12:05am BH: how long could you play an old 3hr long show in reverse before listeners started bleeding from their eyes?
	12:05am Handy Haversack: Hope your migraine has cleared up at least, Keilidh.
	12:06am JakeGould: @Keilidh: Were you out protesting?
	12:08am coelacanth∅: mariano what am i thinking now?!
	12:08am Keilidh: WELCOME EVERYONE! remember that racism is bad and music is good!!
	12:11am Handy Haversack: Math checks out, Keilidh.
	12:12am Keilidh: @handy - yes it did ty!! i mean migraines are forever but i love kickin their asses out
	12:12am BH: that's the name of a future show
	12:13am Keilidh: coela yr new avi!!
	12:14am mariano: coela: Let me turn the tables and ask you: is this your card?
	12:15am Handy Haversack: Mariano, my god! How did you know?
	12:15am Rory: Fuck pigs!
	12:15am herb.nyc: Oh no, when I hear keilidh's set then I have to hide under the covers. Oh I kid. But I am about to sleep. Tho FYI, an hour ago I bought 3 CDs at MERGE site and used STAYHOME as code to save 15%. Expires tomw. (Waxahatchee, Destroyer, Redd Kross, if curious)
	12:15am coelacanth∅: okay, mariano but before i answer that please give me that shovel
	12:18am mariano: It's midnight, Keilidh's show is on, and a black goat is asking me to give him a shovel. It don't get no better than this.
	12:19am Handy Haversack: Dost thou want to listen deliciously, @Mariano?
	12:21am mariano: Will he offer me his teeth? Oh wait, that's Meat Loaf, sorry.
	12:23am coelacanth∅: Rory, yes...sexual intercourse suids; but not in a kindly manner...
	12:24am coelacanth∅: Keilidh this is a rerun so - are you okay this week? ...i hope?!
	12:27am Rory: I hope that’s a joke because this really is a serious matter. A corporate coup (alliance with cops/pigs) has taken over...
	12:28am Keilidh: i am ok!! relatively!!
	12:28am Keilidh: who's got poems???
	12:29am coelacanth∅: Rory, c'mon! obviously. Fuck those motherfuckers
	12:29am you rock: you rock
	12:30am Keilidh: FUCK THEM FUCKS
	12:31am JakeGould: Complete Destruction By William Carlos Williams It was an icy day. We buried the cat, then took her box and set fire to it in the back yard. Those fleas that escaped earth and fire died by the cold.
	12:31am Handy Haversack: Good one, Jake.
	12:31am Rory: Coel - sorry I’m really passionate tonight!
	12:31am JakeGould: @Handy: Thanks!
	12:32am Dave from Chicago: Be thankful we can work on a motorcycle and try to lead a productive life...I see and hear a lot of rhetoric that is not loving....I need love, and a cool motorcycle...
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: Hi Keillidh. I know I told you to move to L.A. a few weeks ago, but maybe you should stay in NYC.
	12:33am mariano: Auden's "September 1, 1939", written on the day WWII began: poets.org...
	12:34am JakeGould: Winter Trees By William Carlos Williams All the complicated details of the attiring and the disattiring are completed! A liquid moon moves gently among the long branches. Thus having prepared their buds against a sure winter the wise trees stand sleeping in the cold.
	12:34am Handy Haversack: Oysters By Seamus Heaney Our shells clacked on the plates. My tongue was a filling estuary, My palate hung with starlight: As I tasted the salty Pleiades Orion dipped his foot into the water. Alive and violated, They lay on their bed of ice: Bivalves: the split bulb And philandering sigh of ocean Millions of them ripped and shucked and scattered. We had driven to that coast Through flowers and limestone And there we were, toasting friendship, Laying down a perfect memory In the cool of thatch and crockery. Over the Alps, packed deep in hay and snow, The Romans hauled their oysters south to Rome: I saw damp panniers disgorge The frond-lipped, brine-stung Glut of privilege And was angry that my trust could not repose In the clear light, like poetry or freedom Leaning in from sea. I ate the day Deliberately, that its tang Might quicken me all into verb, pure verb.
	12:34am Rory: Pseu Braun got me into to a full Cronenberg into my couch/bed watching happy better friends.
	12:34am coelacanth∅: it's cool Rory. i made a few enemies earlier merely by stating statistics for people to think about. (which i'm okay with) ... people who aren't passionate i don't get
	12:35am Rory: Happy Tree Friends!!
	12:36am Rory: @Coel: I protested in Ferguson I will never forget!
	12:38am Fox: Good evening, Keilidh!
	12:38am coelacanth∅: 'some serious shit Rory and it doesn't seem to be getting better
	12:38am mariano: Wait, black ram, night goat, coela's avatar... all of y'all got goats on the brain!
	12:38am Handy Haversack: No Possum, No Sop, No Taters By Wallace Stevens He is not here, the old sun, As absent as if we were asleep. The field is frozen. The leaves are dry. Bad is final in this light. In this bleak air the broken stalks Have arms without hands. They have trunks Without legs or, for that, without heads. They have heads in which a captive cry Is merely the moving of a tongue. Snow sparkles like eyesight falling to earth, Like seeing fallen brightly away. The leaves hop, scraping on the ground. It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice. It is in this solitude, a syllable, Out of these gawky flitterings, Intones its single emptiness, The savagest hollow of winter-sound. It is here, in this bad, that we reach The last purity of the knowledge of good. The crow looks rusty as he rises up. Bright is the malice in his eye... One joins him there for company, But at a distance, in another tree.
	12:39am mariano: Nice one Handy. Was debating posting "Emperor of Ice Cream".
	12:40am coelacanth∅: too much pressure man, too much...
	12:41am colinmahns: hell yes. rollins is a short king. great pick!
	12:41am coelacanth∅: god damn i didn't star this the first time?!
	12:41am mariano: You're all goat-happy! I'm the only sane one in this whole goddamn outfit!
	12:42am Handy Haversack: Last one: Monet's Waterlilies By Robert Hayden Today as the news from Selma and Saigon poisons the air like fallout, I come again to see the serene, great picture that I love. Here space and time exist in light the eye like the eye of faith believes. The seen, the known dissolve in iridescence, become illusive flesh of light that was not, was, forever is. O light beheld as through refracting tears. Here is the aura of that world each of us has lost. Here is the shadow of its joy.
	12:42am coelacanth∅: (weird -apparently i did...)
	12:42am Fox: I had already come to the realization that I valued experience more than things, but I put it into action by realizing I valued having a pleasant experience at home far more than I valued owning lots of crap, so I've started looking at my apartment as a set for the show of my life, or as an art installation to influence my brain 24/7. Which it is. So I've gone in overdrive. Getting of everything that isn't necessary, or represents who I want to be. It's GREAT.
	12:43am Handy Haversack: @Mariano, the only emperor!
	12:43am coelacanth∅: mariano that might be true. i confess i was celebrating someone's graduation earlier and did partake in libations
	12:44am mariano: Isn't education a fine thing, coela ;)
	12:44am Keilidh: ty for the poems!! @franco - i'm not sure i'd move anywhere rn anyway!
	12:45am Keilidh: hi fox!!
	12:46am mariano: Heart and Mind (1944) Edith Sitwell SAID the Lion to the Lioness – ‘When you are amber dust, – No more a raging fire like the heat of the Sun (No liking but all lust) – Remember still the flowering of the amber blood and bone, The rippling of bright muscles like a sea, Remember the rose-prickles of bright paws Though we shall mate no more Till the fire of that sun the heart and the moon-cold bone are one.’ Said the Skeleton lying upon the sands of Time – ‘The great gold planet that is the mourning heat of the Sun Is greater than all gold, more powerful Than the tawny body of a Lion that fire consumes Like all that grows or leaps…so is the heart More powerful than all dust. Once I was Hercules Or Samson, strong as the pillars of the seas: But the flames of the heart consumed me, and the mind Is but a foolish wind.’ Said the Sun to the Moon – ‘When you are but a lonely white crone, And I, a dead King in my golden armour somewhere in a dark wood, Remember only this of our hopeless love That never till Time is done Will the fire of the heart and the fire of the mind be one.’
	12:47am coelacanth∅: Fox that's a George Harrison state of mind . . . mariano i wouldn't know i'm a dumbass ... then again so is this person i was celebrating!
	12:49am Handy Haversack: Yeah, nice one, Mariano.
	12:49am coelacanth∅: yup ^
	12:49am Fox: I took almost everything off my walls and I'm rethinking my whole aesthetic. It's so fucking freeing! I was so bogged down by all my crap. I've gotten rid of so much, I can't even imagine what I used to have. I still have so much. But having less stuff makes me think more clearly.
	12:49am Rory: Oh yeah, my YouTube account was disabled. What I did wrong is beyond me?
	12:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Visitation I sit with you in silence in this place of days spent, car window down so morning’s dribble freckles my hand on the wheel. Were your knuckles growing fatter, fingers stiffening, at fifty-one? It’s only their softness, a quietude, faded smell of dinner’s chopped onions lingering on skin I know now. And although you left to lie under a stone etched with my words, your voice still worries the wind. I am not orphaned. You have not gone. -Cynthia Ventresca
	12:50am Rory: Too many anti cop and billionaire comments lmao!
	12:51am coelacanth∅: gobble (youboob) is stepping up their censorship, as is facadebook and most likely twitter
	12:52am coelacanth∅: nice, Ken
	12:52am mariano: Wow, that's a drag Rory. No reason given?
	12:52am Handy Haversack: Better off without it, Rory. It's the Hurstian way! That Cauldron Black Ram album will have dropped since this show first aired! Jesus, speaking of time, I just realized that today (5/31) is 39 years since my mom died. Oof. By which I mean: Thanks, Ken. That landed. Good choice!
	12:53am mariano: Yeah, good one Ken.
	12:54am mariano: Oh wow Handy that's heavy, sorry to hear.
	12:54am coelacanth∅: jeez Handy i'm sorry. you were pretty young then. - rest in peace.
	12:54am Rory: Mariano, Error. No reason just error...day 3
	12:56am mariano: It's the ice cream truck of HELL!!!
	12:57am coelacanth∅: hahaa
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Thanks, guys. Obviously, I have had a lot of time to "get over" it, but ... you know. Yeah, I was six, coela. Young. Maybe better that way? Who knows. In other news, Keilidh's insidious plan to get me to clicky-star the tracks I didn't the first time is starting to work!
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Right now -- AND BACK THEN!
	12:58am Keilidh: do it handy!!
	12:58am Keilidh: @mariano - the ice cream truck of hell should replace all
	12:58am mariano: Amen!
	12:59am Handy Haversack: You play some MASTER BOOT RECORD this next set, and I'll consider it, Keilidh!
	12:59am Keilidh: lol YOURE IN LUCK
	12:59am coelacanth∅: Handy i guess it's impossible to know.
	1:01am Fox: I really miss doing my own food shopping.
	1:01am Handy Haversack: BTW, one-line recap D&D update, Keilidh: It's the Narcotic Throne! Everyone tuck your pants into your socks.
	1:02am coelacanth∅: Keilidh i checked and for whatever reason - maybe because i starred 1/2 the songs on the original episode, i didn't star the whole thing. - but i have now. not this one; i mean this one is merely a shadow of the former episode!
	1:03am Handy Haversack: I feel like May 31 is always a pale shadow of April 19. Since the dawn of time!
	1:04am coelacanth∅: ...as long as she tells that story over and over again
	1:04am mariano: Is that Melvins cover a Frank Kozic? He was the king of 90s band posters: www.nevermindgallery.com...
	1:05am Rory: @Keilidh - I hope you’re doing well. I’m just angry! Angry Rory!
	1:06am Ken From Hyde Park: I had the idea to pick up some lemons at the store Saturday. Made a glass of fresh lemonade.
	1:08am Keilidh: @handy - re D&D update: WHY ISNT IT LONGER
	1:08am Keilidh: i mean "narcotic throne" are u kidding me??
	1:12am JakeGould: What is a “Narcotic Throne?” A stoop? A park bench?
	1:14am Cooh John: Hello Keilidh and fellow crypto maniacs.
	1:15am Keilidh: all i know is ppl better take turns sitting on the narcotic throne! social distance!
	1:15am Keilidh: thank u for all those poems btw i really love them!
	1:15am JakeGould: Get some Clorox wipes!
	1:16am Handy Haversack: I like angry Rory!!! Keilidh, ha, the long version involves everyone being too squeamish to put blood on the time-breaking vampire mirror even though it would have solved a lot of problems (I think when I told them that their gums started to bled whenever they looked at it, they got freaked); then deciding to test whether the mist filling the chamber of the Narcotic Throne was really dangerous by going in one at a time; then fighting each other in the Narcotic Throne mist; then thinking they were all tigers; then thinking that the tiger talking to them was also a tiger (it wasn't); then finally figuring out a way to get through the mist and SMASHING THE CONTAINER that held the liquid that made it, which released all the Narcotic Throne mist liquid and basically made a rather large Bad Trip zone; and then finally fighting the weretigers that had been mad at them ever since they ruined their sadist casino night / social event of the season. They have decided to go back to straight-up tomb robbing as quickly as possible.
	1:16am mariano: I've heard of a Dopethrone.
	1:17am mariano: Hope the lemonade was good, Ken. Can't think of the last time I had lemonade.
	1:17am coelacanth∅: i like lemons. lemons, good.
	1:17am JakeGould: “…too squeamish to put blood on the time-breaking vampire mirror even though it would have solved a lot of problems…” Tell me about it, Brother!
	1:18am Handy Haversack: Ken, one of the windmills I tilt at is convincing people at fair lemonade stands to make me a lemonade with 1/3 the sugar they have been told to put in lemonade.
	1:19am coelacanth∅: (really like that sightless pit album cover)
	1:23am Keilidh: it's too dark for some computers!! and eyes... ow
	1:23am Keilidh: @handy - ty for that extended update! lmao really enjoying it
	1:23am Keilidh: BEWARE THE MIST
	1:24am Keilidh: 'weretigers that had been mad at them ever since they ruined their sadist casino night'
	1:26am Handy Haversack: Really, "capitalist running dog sadist casino night," if we're being honest.
	1:28am coelacanth∅: looks like femur, clavicle, pelvic crest... (kinda)
	1:37am Rory: Multiple doctors prescribed narcotics. I refused.
	1:37am mariano: coela: Is that like "Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."?
	1:41am Keilidh: im gonna guess YES
	1:44am Handy Haversack: Hmmm ... one more whisky and more crypt hits? Like fine wines and grimoires bound in human skin that mutter curses from the nighted depths of time-haunted shelves where weird spiders spin webs of banned words, Keilidh episodes improve with age! OK, one more!
	1:45am Keilidh: on more!!!
	1:45am Keilidh: i will join u. skål!
	1:47am coelacanth∅: are you a closet dane?!
	1:48am Keilidh: lol no but i have swedish relatives!
	1:48am Keilidh: so kinda???
	1:48am Handy Haversack: Slainte!
	1:49am Handy Haversack: Are there closet Danes? I knew sometimes they might be behind arrases.
	1:53am ami ad: Hello D.J. Hello all.Hi.
	1:54am BH: wouldn't shock me if some of the people claiming German ancestry were really Dutch or Danish and just didn't realize it?
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Hey, ami ad! Hope your night has gone OK. (Or better!)
	1:55am BH: not to be confused with the people claiming Irish ancestry who are actually Scots-Irish (and probably just Scottish)
	1:57am coelacanth∅: ... closet danes, i don't know. but i used to be with someone who would not speak danish before me, though she knew i wanted her to. (full-on danish) if she was on the phone with her father she'd hide in a room with the door closed.
	1:58am ami ad: @Handy:Thanks,Cheers.It's mighty fine.Rock & Roll.
	1:58am coelacanth∅: hey ami ad
	2:00am ami ad: HalLo
	2:00am Keilidh: HAIL-O!
	2:00am Handy Haversack: Well, that's just a new one to me, coela. "Danskjävlar!"?
	2:01am BH: there's an unusually high number of self-identified Danish people (and also people reporting British ancestry) among the genealogy enthusiast Mormon population.
	2:01am ami ad: Hail kale D.J.
	2:02am spodiodi: i hereby claim i am a mutt. aloha, Keilidh aloha mariano, Handy, Rory, KenFHP, JakeGould, coelacanth∅, BH, herb.nyc, you rock, Dave from Chicago, Franco Twinkie, Fox, colinmahns, ami ad
	2:03am Handy Haversack: Aloha, spodiodi!
	2:03am coelacanth∅: handy, i don't know how to answer that!
	2:04am spodiodi: i love this cover
	2:04am Keilidh: it's amazing! it makes me like the terribly fucking song!
	2:04am spodiodi: srsly
	2:04am coelacanth∅: hey spodi! -technically a mutt as well. (4 ancestries, probably)
	2:05am Handy Haversack: coela, sorry, it's a quotation. I meant literally nothing by it. en.wikipedia.org... This and Girl Called Eddy are the only ways I can take Steely Dan. Terribly fucking song!
	2:05am spodiodi: gotta run this by my old classic rock friends
	2:05am ami ad: halLo @spodidi:mutts are favorite.
	2:05am BH: correction: there's a giant swath of Utah and Eastern Idaho where the ancestry with the highest population is "English" (not British). That overlaps with areas with a high LDS population. https://coopercenterdemographics.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/census-2000-data-top-us-ancestries-by-county-2.jpg
	2:06am BH: ok.. I don't know why that link doesn't link or condense. Sorry.
	2:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, spodiodi. We're reliving April 19 tonight. The world was less horrible then, amazingly.
	2:06am Handy Haversack: @BH, it's just because you're using the app. If you're signed in on a computer, your URLs are live and condensed.
	2:07am ami ad: Mutts unite,in the fight.Eat more 'shrooms.
	2:07am spodiodi: coel, right on. i have 6 at least (i think) 4... 6 good numbers for jacob sheep ;)
	2:08am BH: I'm using the site on a computer, but I'm not logged in. So. That's probably it
	2:08am Handy Haversack: I can point at at least four tribes in my background. All will mutt. Mutt the world.
	2:09am BH: I can't say 100% for sure, but I have confidence that my ancestors were a bunch of generic white people
	2:09am spodiodi: lol BH
	2:10am Keilidh: @spodiodi - Two Minutes To Late Night has been pumping out great classic rock covers!
	2:10am spodiodi: noted, Keilidh! first i heard of them. love the name :)
	2:11am ami ad: Ah,4:19,the day before ,4:20.innocence. Hello
	2:11am coelacanth∅: my ex isn't affiliated with anywhere between nj and washington state. visited relatives in denmark every summer. looked/looks danish. - i'm convinced! ...she also had a problem with sweden claiming to be neutral in the second world war, as they let nazi trains pass through their territory.
	2:15am Keilidh: here's my interview with Jordan Olds of Two Minutes To Late Night! wfmu.org...
	2:15am mariano: OMG Trump threatened protesters outside the White House with "vicious dogs" and "ominous weapons"... he should write death metal lyrics.
	2:16am BH: I think there was a Trump soundbyte heavy song on Marchel's show a few months ago... might be too soon to do more with that genre though
	2:17am ami ad: I've been searching this week,seems like we are mutts of a different kind than we thought .Nazis Suck.Peace.
	2:20am BH: why did I spell Marcel with an H
	2:21am spodiodi: mariano, he needs a new job, for sure
	2:21am coelacanth∅: he should get a job as fertilizer
	2:21am Handy Haversack: Really, all weapons are ominous (except dueling flowers), but yeah, point made, Mariano! You also have to really work to get dogs to "vicious." I can barely get mine to "conscious in a sunbeam."
	2:22am mariano: Yeah spodi, he can be a greeter/mascot at some casino.
	2:22am spodiodi: thanks for the link, Keilidh!
	2:22am spodiodi: hiss
	2:23am Keilidh: thank u guys for listenin and chatting despite the rerun im havin fun!
	2:23am mariano: Handy: the language reminds me of that part of Kentucky Fried Movie that was sending up Bruce Lee flicks. The villain in the mountain lair talks about how "Soon I will have a kung fu army of extraordinary magnitude."
	2:23am Keilidh: and ugh DRUMPF
	2:24am spodiodi: lol mariano
	2:24am ami ad: What's a DRUMPF?
	2:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah. Inflate-O-Speak. Just with unfortunately the power to back it up.
	2:25am Andrew Waterloo: Trump is taking queues from Mr. Burns... we just need to get him to switch from ominous weapons to "team of lawyers"
	2:25am spodiodi: thanks for having us, Keilidh ]:^)
	2:26am spodiodi: holy shot Andrew Waterloo, you're right "release the hounds" holy crap
	2:26am mariano: ami ad: A sentient orange tan with about 40 points of IQ and a host of untreated schizoid delusions.
	2:26am Handy Haversack: "Aren't you that guy that everyone hates?" "Why no, I'm Monty Burns!" The parallels, they work.
	2:27am spodiodi: life imitates art simpsons did it first
	2:28am Andrew Waterloo: a cross-section of Mr. Burns and Krusty the Klown
	2:29am spodiodi: Orphanofkos \m/
	2:29am spodiodi: and sideshow bob running for office
	2:30am spodiodi: suckering rubes
	2:30am Andrew Waterloo: I dunno.. the product endorsements, the face make-up.. much more Krusty
	2:30am Handy Haversack: Who made Steve Gutenberg a star?
	2:30am ami ad: @mariano:40 IQ points seems like 40 too many concerning the parasite.Release the Hounds.
	2:31am spodiodi: and i guess bob is way too smart
	2:31am Ken From Hyde Park: In his head, he thinks people are saying "Boo-urns!"
	2:32am spodiodi: lol KFHP
	2:32am Andrew Waterloo: Bob is also authentically republican
	2:33am spodiodi: white house protesters should all chant "LOSER"
	2:33am spodiodi: good point, Andrew
	2:34am mariano: Handy: Shhh! It's a secret.
	2:34am JakeGould: @AmiAd: “Drumpf” is a slang way of referring to the moron in the White House. I thought it was a made up word but apparently his family’s name surname was “Drumpf” and was changed to that T-word at some point. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/
	2:35am coelacanth∅: hahaha spodi that would be Awesome!
	2:36am spodiodi: filthy stonecutters. i lived with one (but he was pretty cool and told off a cop who showed up at our door looking for me at 4am [i was passed out in bed])
	2:36am mariano: Andrew: Kelsey Grammer too.
	2:37am Hubig Pie: Simpsons as political theater with a soundtrack of Goth metal
	2:37am ami ad: @JakeGould:A mutt then.Only thing I agree with that cunt is what it said about it's daughter.But I will give her no pleasure.JobLess.
	2:38am Hubig Pie: The goddam Stone cutters kept the metric system down
	2:38am spodiodi: aloha hubig. you have a cool-ass truck (was reading chat earlier)
	2:39am Ken From Hyde Park: They rig every Oscar night!
	2:39am Hubig Pie: Spodiodi , that's my horse
	2:40am spodiodi: give it a carrot for me?
	2:40am spodiodi: or an apple
	2:40am Hubig Pie: Ja
	2:41am spodiodi: \m/
	2:41am Keilidh: give it some NEW SHOES
	2:41am Keilidh: some HOOVE-boutins
	2:42am mariano: But they keep the Martians under wraps.
	2:42am spodiodi: don't blame me, mariano -- i voted for Kodos
	2:44am ami ad: Any single origin diesel fuel out there?
	2:47am ami ad: @spodiodi:I voted for Keilidh.
	2:48am Andrew Waterloo: mmmm tortilla chips and bean dip
	2:48am spodiodi: i can't blame you, ami ad
	2:51am Andrew Waterloo: Oh cool, they're singing in French
	2:52am ami ad: Power to you Fox.
	2:53am mariano: Haha spodi!
	2:53am mariano: Oh yeah, it's that song about Eleanor of Aquitaine. Probably the most metal of the medieval queens, led a few civil wars against her husband.
	2:54am spodiodi: this almost makes french sound good ;)
	2:54am ami ad: @Handy:Sorry friend,yesterday was my 40 years of being around this earth.Time is an asshole.
	2:55am spodiodi: happy belated bday, ami ad
	2:55am mariano: ami ad: Stick around, youngster ;)
	2:56am mariano: And happy birthday!
	2:56am Andrew Waterloo: I know the feeling.. my 40th was a shit show too... but my 41st was pretty epic.
	2:56am spodiodi: thanks, Keilidh! thanks, Skeleton(s)! see you all soon!
	2:56am mariano: Thanks Keilidh and crew, take care everyone!
	2:56am ami ad: Thanks all.Spodiodi:It was a cold moonlit night.Cheers.
	2:57am mariano: Meurtrières = murderesses.
	2:57am ami ad: Hip hip you'll.
	2:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Keilidh & skeletonfolk. Have a safe and uneventful week, if possible.
	2:58am coelacanth∅: Happy birthday ami ad! yeah stick around a bit maybe it won't all suck!
	2:58am Andrew Waterloo: I should finish my french credit
	2:58am Keilidh: THANK U FOR TUNING IN!! I APPRECIATE U ALL! SEE U WITH SOME NEW RIPPIN TRACKS NEXT WEEK!
	2:58am Keilidh: pls stay safe!! and stay mad about injustice!!
	2:59am ami ad: Tempus Edax Rectum. - Laibach
	2:59am Andrew Waterloo: STamping?
	3:00am coelacanth∅: Thanks Keilidh! Thanks Cryptycrew! take care y'all 'night
	3:00am Hubig Pie: Rhunes ?
	3:00am ami ad: Thanks friends
	3:00am mariano: Ita vero, ami ad.
	3:01am Andrew Waterloo: POintilism?
	10:34am Handy Haversack: Looks like I fell asleep at 2:30 and never said thanks -- but thanks, Keilidh! Always THE crypt I want to be in.

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May 31, 2020: all i know is paindemic - RERUN!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Comments	Images	New	Approx. start time
this is a re-run of my show from April 19th! ENJOY & BEWARE
Space Ghost	Big Head "Big Head" by "Space Ghost"	Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que	Kid Rhino	1997				0:00:56 (Pop-up)
Black Mountain	Horns Arising "Horns Arising" by "Black Mountain"	Destroyer	Jagjaguwar	2019				0:03:28 (Pop-up)
Mylingar	Offret "Offret" by "Mylingar"	Döda Själar	20 Buck Spin	2019				0:07:59 (Pop-up)
Electric Wizard	I Am Nothing "I Am Nothing" by "Electric Wizard"	Time To Die	Spinefarm Records	2014				0:12:37 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Disturbed	Down With The Sickness (Loop)							0:21:32 (Pop-up)
Rachel Herman	An excerpt from Tennessee William's "The Night of the Iguana"							0:26:39 (Pop-up)
Cauldron Black Ram	Whore To War "Whore To War" by "Cauldron Black Ram"	Slaver	20 Buck Spin	2020			*	0:27:28 (Pop-up)
Destruction Unit	Slow Death Sounds	Deep Trip	Sacred Bones	2014				0:31:38 (Pop-up)
Melvins	Night Goat "Night Goat" by "Melvins"	Houdini	Atlantic Records	1993				0:35:05 (Pop-up)
Blind Idiot God & Henry Rollins	Freaked (Long Version)	Undertow	Indivisible Music	2017				0:38:18 (Pop-up)
Stuck	Invisible Wall "Invisible Wall" by "Stuck"	Change Is Bad	Born Yesterday Records	2020				0:42:29 (Pop-up)
Horror Vacui	Black Rivers "Black Rivers" by "Horror Vacui"	Black Rivers	Legion of the Dead	2011				0:45:50 (Pop-up)
IAMTHESHADOW	Always "Always" by "IAMTHESHADOW"	Pitchblack	Cold Transmission	2020			*	0:52:15 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Christopher Young	Seduction and Pursuit (Loop)	Hellraiser (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)						0:55:18 (Pop-up)
Kenji Kawai	The Ballade Of Puppets : The Ghost Awaits In The World Beyond (傀儡謡＿陽炎は黄泉に待たむと)	Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (Original Movie Soundtrack)	Victor	2004				1:07:33 (Pop-up)
Sightless Pit	Miles Of Chain "Miles Of Chain" by "Sightless Pit"	Grave Of A Dog	Thrill Jockey	2020				1:10:46 (Pop-up)
MASTER BOOT RECORD	FDISK.EXE "FDISK.EXE" by "MASTER BOOT RECORD"	FLOPPY DISK OVERDRIVE	Metal Blade Records	2020				1:13:39 (Pop-up)
Black Dresses	DAMAGE SUPPRESSOR "DAMAGE SUPPRESSOR" by "Black Dresses"	Peaceful As Hell	Self-Released	2020			*	1:18:04 (Pop-up)
Death Hags	Keep Calling "Keep Calling" by "Death Hags"	BIG GREY SUN #2	Holy Ghost Citizens Club					1:21:13 (Pop-up)
Lily Chou-Chou (Salyu)	Ai No Jikken (愛の実験)	Kokyuu (呼吸)	Toshiba EMI	2001				1:25:03 (Pop-up)
Caleb Landry Jones	All I Am In You/The Big Worm	The Mother Stone	Sacred Bones Records	2020				1:30:33 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Rob	Doll "Doll" by "Rob"	Maniac (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)						1:33:28 (Pop-up)
Hania Rani	Leaving "Leaving" by "Hania Rani"	Home	Gondwana Records	2020			*	1:39:38 (Pop-up)
Radiohead	Spectre "Spectre" by "Radiohead"	Burn The Witch b/w Spectre	XL Recordings	2015				1:43:41 (Pop-up)
Victims	We Fail "We Fail" by "Victims"	The Horse and Sparrow Theory	Relapse Records	2019				1:46:54 (Pop-up)
Nightfell	The Swallowing Of Flies	A Sanity Deranged	20 Buck Spin	2019				1:53:26 (Pop-up)
Two Minutes To Late Night & Co	Reelin' In The Years (Steely Dan cover)	Two Minutes To Late Night: Bedroom Covers		2020	featuring members of High Adrift, Witch Taint (Dave Hill), Mutoid Man, High On Fire, Marissa Nadler & More	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwmTk-BQB1k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwmTk-BQB1k	*	2:00:46 (Pop-up)
Aktor	The Ghost Of Time "The Ghost Of Time" by "Aktor"	Placebo	Ektro Records	2020				2:06:15 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: John Carpenter	Prince of Darkness (Loop)	Anthology: Movie Themes 1974-1998	Sacred Bones Records					2:10:03 (Pop-up)
Hilary Woods	Orange Tree "Orange Tree" by "Hilary Woods"	Birthmarks	Sacred Bones Records	2020			*	2:17:16 (Pop-up)
Mother Juno	Psykik Warfare "Psykik Warfare" by "Mother Juno"	Demos 6.19	No Label	2019				2:20:25 (Pop-up)
Orphanofkos	AMORPHOUS MASS "AMORPHOUS MASS" by "Orphanofkos"	ARCANE WORSHIP - DEMO (2018)	No Label	2018				2:24:24 (Pop-up)
Live Burial	Swing of the Pendulum	nending Futility	Transcending Obscurity Records	2020				2:27:31 (Pop-up)
Solothus	A Rain Of Ash "A Rain Of Ash" by "Solothus"	Realm of Ash and Blood	20 Buck Spin	2020				2:34:17 (Pop-up)
Superstition	Unreclaimed Blood (Phantom Swarm)	The Anatomy of Unholy Transformation	20 Buck Spin	2019				2:43:28 (Pop-up)
Meurtrières	Alienor "Alienor" by "Meurtrières"	MEURTRIERES EP	No Label	2020				2:48:34 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:01am mariano: Keilidh! Crew! Cryptoids!
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Keilidh! Crypt things!
	12:02am Rory: Yo Keilidh & Crypt Kickers!
	12:02am mariano: This will be perfect, working on some mind-reading and tarot tricks.
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Now very much considering getting "all i know is paindemic - RERUN!" as my new tramp stamp. Or at least my mantra.
	12:03am Keilidh: hey all - very sorry but TONITE IS A RERUN if you want to blame anyone blame the racists
	12:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Say, that reminds me. Whatever became of Big Head Todd and the Monsters?
	12:04am mariano: I always blame the racists.
	12:05am JakeGould: @Ken: What about their bad name companion band “Toad the Wet Sprocket?”
	12:05am BH: how long could you play an old 3hr long show in reverse before listeners started bleeding from their eyes?
	12:05am Handy Haversack: Hope your migraine has cleared up at least, Keilidh.
	12:06am JakeGould: @Keilidh: Were you out protesting?
	12:08am coelacanth∅: mariano what am i thinking now?!
	12:08am Keilidh: WELCOME EVERYONE! remember that racism is bad and music is good!!
	12:11am Handy Haversack: Math checks out, Keilidh.
	12:12am Keilidh: @handy - yes it did ty!! i mean migraines are forever but i love kickin their asses out
	12:12am BH: that's the name of a future show
	12:13am Keilidh: coela yr new avi!!
	12:14am mariano: coela: Let me turn the tables and ask you: is this your card?
	12:15am Handy Haversack: Mariano, my god! How did you know?
	12:15am Rory: Fuck pigs!
	12:15am herb.nyc: Oh no, when I hear keilidh's set then I have to hide under the covers. Oh I kid. But I am about to sleep. Tho FYI, an hour ago I bought 3 CDs at MERGE site and used STAYHOME as code to save 15%. Expires tomw. (Waxahatchee, Destroyer, Redd Kross, if curious)
	12:15am coelacanth∅: okay, mariano but before i answer that please give me that shovel
	12:18am mariano: It's midnight, Keilidh's show is on, and a black goat is asking me to give him a shovel. It don't get no better than this.
	12:19am Handy Haversack: Dost thou want to listen deliciously, @Mariano?
	12:21am mariano: Will he offer me his teeth? Oh wait, that's Meat Loaf, sorry.
	12:23am coelacanth∅: Rory, yes...sexual intercourse suids; but not in a kindly manner...
	12:24am coelacanth∅: Keilidh this is a rerun so - are you okay this week? ...i hope?!
	12:27am Rory: I hope that’s a joke because this really is a serious matter. A corporate coup (alliance with cops/pigs) has taken over...
	12:28am Keilidh: i am ok!! relatively!!
	12:28am Keilidh: who's got poems???
	12:29am coelacanth∅: Rory, c'mon! obviously. Fuck those motherfuckers
	12:29am you rock: you rock
	12:30am Keilidh: FUCK THEM FUCKS
	12:31am JakeGould: Complete Destruction By William Carlos Williams It was an icy day. We buried the cat, then took her box and set fire to it in the back yard. Those fleas that escaped earth and fire died by the cold.
	12:31am Handy Haversack: Good one, Jake.
	12:31am Rory: Coel - sorry I’m really passionate tonight!
	12:31am JakeGould: @Handy: Thanks!
	12:32am Dave from Chicago: Be thankful we can work on a motorcycle and try to lead a productive life...I see and hear a lot of rhetoric that is not loving....I need love, and a cool motorcycle...
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: Hi Keillidh. I know I told you to move to L.A. a few weeks ago, but maybe you should stay in NYC.
	12:33am mariano: Auden's "September 1, 1939", written on the day WWII began: poets.org...
	12:34am JakeGould: Winter Trees By William Carlos Williams All the complicated details of the attiring and the disattiring are completed! A liquid moon moves gently among the long branches. Thus having prepared their buds against a sure winter the wise trees stand sleeping in the cold.
	12:34am Handy Haversack: Oysters By Seamus Heaney Our shells clacked on the plates. My tongue was a filling estuary, My palate hung with starlight: As I tasted the salty Pleiades Orion dipped his foot into the water. Alive and violated, They lay on their bed of ice: Bivalves: the split bulb And philandering sigh of ocean Millions of them ripped and shucked and scattered. We had driven to that coast Through flowers and limestone And there we were, toasting friendship, Laying down a perfect memory In the cool of thatch and crockery. Over the Alps, packed deep in hay and snow, The Romans hauled their oysters south to Rome: I saw damp panniers disgorge The frond-lipped, brine-stung Glut of privilege And was angry that my trust could not repose In the clear light, like poetry or freedom Leaning in from sea. I ate the day Deliberately, that its tang Might quicken me all into verb, pure verb.
	12:34am Rory: Pseu Braun got me into to a full Cronenberg into my couch/bed watching happy better friends.
	12:34am coelacanth∅: it's cool Rory. i made a few enemies earlier merely by stating statistics for people to think about. (which i'm okay with) ... people who aren't passionate i don't get
	12:35am Rory: Happy Tree Friends!!
	12:36am Rory: @Coel: I protested in Ferguson I will never forget!
	12:38am Fox: Good evening, Keilidh!
	12:38am coelacanth∅: 'some serious shit Rory and it doesn't seem to be getting better
	12:38am mariano: Wait, black ram, night goat, coela's avatar... all of y'all got goats on the brain!
	12:38am Handy Haversack: No Possum, No Sop, No Taters By Wallace Stevens He is not here, the old sun, As absent as if we were asleep. The field is frozen. The leaves are dry. Bad is final in this light. In this bleak air the broken stalks Have arms without hands. They have trunks Without legs or, for that, without heads. They have heads in which a captive cry Is merely the moving of a tongue. Snow sparkles like eyesight falling to earth, Like seeing fallen brightly away. The leaves hop, scraping on the ground. It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice. It is in this solitude, a syllable, Out of these gawky flitterings, Intones its single emptiness, The savagest hollow of winter-sound. It is here, in this bad, that we reach The last purity of the knowledge of good. The crow looks rusty as he rises up. Bright is the malice in his eye... One joins him there for company, But at a distance, in another tree.
	12:39am mariano: Nice one Handy. Was debating posting "Emperor of Ice Cream".
	12:40am coelacanth∅: too much pressure man, too much...
	12:41am colinmahns: hell yes. rollins is a short king. great pick!
	12:41am coelacanth∅: god damn i didn't star this the first time?!
	12:41am mariano: You're all goat-happy! I'm the only sane one in this whole goddamn outfit!
	12:42am Handy Haversack: Last one: Monet's Waterlilies By Robert Hayden Today as the news from Selma and Saigon poisons the air like fallout, I come again to see the serene, great picture that I love. Here space and time exist in light the eye like the eye of faith believes. The seen, the known dissolve in iridescence, become illusive flesh of light that was not, was, forever is. O light beheld as through refracting tears. Here is the aura of that world each of us has lost. Here is the shadow of its joy.
	12:42am coelacanth∅: (weird -apparently i did...)
	12:42am Fox: I had already come to the realization that I valued experience more than things, but I put it into action by realizing I valued having a pleasant experience at home far more than I valued owning lots of crap, so I've started looking at my apartment as a set for the show of my life, or as an art installation to influence my brain 24/7. Which it is. So I've gone in overdrive. Getting of everything that isn't necessary, or represents who I want to be. It's GREAT.
	12:43am Handy Haversack: @Mariano, the only emperor!
	12:43am coelacanth∅: mariano that might be true. i confess i was celebrating someone's graduation earlier and did partake in libations
	12:44am mariano: Isn't education a fine thing, coela ;)
	12:44am Keilidh: ty for the poems!! @franco - i'm not sure i'd move anywhere rn anyway!
	12:45am Keilidh: hi fox!!
	12:46am mariano: Heart and Mind (1944) Edith Sitwell SAID the Lion to the Lioness – ‘When you are amber dust, – No more a raging fire like the heat of the Sun (No liking but all lust) – Remember still the flowering of the amber blood and bone, The rippling of bright muscles like a sea, Remember the rose-prickles of bright paws Though we shall mate no more Till the fire of that sun the heart and the moon-cold bone are one.’ Said the Skeleton lying upon the sands of Time – ‘The great gold planet that is the mourning heat of the Sun Is greater than all gold, more powerful Than the tawny body of a Lion that fire consumes Like all that grows or leaps…so is the heart More powerful than all dust. Once I was Hercules Or Samson, strong as the pillars of the seas: But the flames of the heart consumed me, and the mind Is but a foolish wind.’ Said the Sun to the Moon – ‘When you are but a lonely white crone, And I, a dead King in my golden armour somewhere in a dark wood, Remember only this of our hopeless love That never till Time is done Will the fire of the heart and the fire of the mind be one.’
	12:47am coelacanth∅: Fox that's a George Harrison state of mind . . . mariano i wouldn't know i'm a dumbass ... then again so is this person i was celebrating!
	12:49am Handy Haversack: Yeah, nice one, Mariano.
	12:49am coelacanth∅: yup ^
	12:49am Fox: I took almost everything off my walls and I'm rethinking my whole aesthetic. It's so fucking freeing! I was so bogged down by all my crap. I've gotten rid of so much, I can't even imagine what I used to have. I still have so much. But having less stuff makes me think more clearly.
	12:49am Rory: Oh yeah, my YouTube account was disabled. What I did wrong is beyond me?
	12:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Visitation I sit with you in silence in this place of days spent, car window down so morning’s dribble freckles my hand on the wheel. Were your knuckles growing fatter, fingers stiffening, at fifty-one? It’s only their softness, a quietude, faded smell of dinner’s chopped onions lingering on skin I know now. And although you left to lie under a stone etched with my words, your voice still worries the wind. I am not orphaned. You have not gone. -Cynthia Ventresca
	12:50am Rory: Too many anti cop and billionaire comments lmao!
	12:51am coelacanth∅: gobble (youboob) is stepping up their censorship, as is facadebook and most likely twitter
	12:52am coelacanth∅: nice, Ken
	12:52am mariano: Wow, that's a drag Rory. No reason given?
	12:52am Handy Haversack: Better off without it, Rory. It's the Hurstian way! That Cauldron Black Ram album will have dropped since this show first aired! Jesus, speaking of time, I just realized that today (5/31) is 39 years since my mom died. Oof. By which I mean: Thanks, Ken. That landed. Good choice!
	12:53am mariano: Yeah, good one Ken.
	12:54am mariano: Oh wow Handy that's heavy, sorry to hear.
	12:54am coelacanth∅: jeez Handy i'm sorry. you were pretty young then. - rest in peace.
	12:54am Rory: Mariano, Error. No reason just error...day 3
	12:56am mariano: It's the ice cream truck of HELL!!!
	12:57am coelacanth∅: hahaa
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Thanks, guys. Obviously, I have had a lot of time to "get over" it, but ... you know. Yeah, I was six, coela. Young. Maybe better that way? Who knows. In other news, Keilidh's insidious plan to get me to clicky-star the tracks I didn't the first time is starting to work!
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Right now -- AND BACK THEN!
	12:58am Keilidh: do it handy!!
	12:58am Keilidh: @mariano - the ice cream truck of hell should replace all
	12:58am mariano: Amen!
	12:59am Handy Haversack: You play some MASTER BOOT RECORD this next set, and I'll consider it, Keilidh!
	12:59am Keilidh: lol YOURE IN LUCK
	12:59am coelacanth∅: Handy i guess it's impossible to know.
	1:01am Fox: I really miss doing my own food shopping.
	1:01am Handy Haversack: BTW, one-line recap D&D update, Keilidh: It's the Narcotic Throne! Everyone tuck your pants into your socks.
	1:02am coelacanth∅: Keilidh i checked and for whatever reason - maybe because i starred 1/2 the songs on the original episode, i didn't star the whole thing. - but i have now. not this one; i mean this one is merely a shadow of the former episode!
	1:03am Handy Haversack: I feel like May 31 is always a pale shadow of April 19. Since the dawn of time!
	1:04am coelacanth∅: ...as long as she tells that story over and over again
	1:04am mariano: Is that Melvins cover a Frank Kozic? He was the king of 90s band posters: www.nevermindgallery.com...
	1:05am Rory: @Keilidh - I hope you’re doing well. I’m just angry! Angry Rory!
	1:06am Ken From Hyde Park: I had the idea to pick up some lemons at the store Saturday. Made a glass of fresh lemonade.
	1:08am Keilidh: @handy - re D&D update: WHY ISNT IT LONGER
	1:08am Keilidh: i mean "narcotic throne" are u kidding me??
	1:12am JakeGould: What is a “Narcotic Throne?” A stoop? A park bench?
	1:14am Cooh John: Hello Keilidh and fellow crypto maniacs.
	1:15am Keilidh: all i know is ppl better take turns sitting on the narcotic throne! social distance!
	1:15am Keilidh: thank u for all those poems btw i really love them!
	1:15am JakeGould: Get some Clorox wipes!
	1:16am Handy Haversack: I like angry Rory!!! Keilidh, ha, the long version involves everyone being too squeamish to put blood on the time-breaking vampire mirror even though it would have solved a lot of problems (I think when I told them that their gums started to bled whenever they looked at it, they got freaked); then deciding to test whether the mist filling the chamber of the Narcotic Throne was really dangerous by going in one at a time; then fighting each other in the Narcotic Throne mist; then thinking they were all tigers; then thinking that the tiger talking to them was also a tiger (it wasn't); then finally figuring out a way to get through the mist and SMASHING THE CONTAINER that held the liquid that made it, which released all the Narcotic Throne mist liquid and basically made a rather large Bad Trip zone; and then finally fighting the weretigers that had been mad at them ever since they ruined their sadist casino night / social event of the season. They have decided to go back to straight-up tomb robbing as quickly as possible.
	1:16am mariano: I've heard of a Dopethrone.
	1:17am mariano: Hope the lemonade was good, Ken. Can't think of the last time I had lemonade.
	1:17am coelacanth∅: i like lemons. lemons, good.
	1:17am JakeGould: “…too squeamish to put blood on the time-breaking vampire mirror even though it would have solved a lot of problems…” Tell me about it, Brother!
	1:18am Handy Haversack: Ken, one of the windmills I tilt at is convincing people at fair lemonade stands to make me a lemonade with 1/3 the sugar they have been told to put in lemonade.
	1:19am coelacanth∅: (really like that sightless pit album cover)
	1:23am Keilidh: it's too dark for some computers!! and eyes... ow
	1:23am Keilidh: @handy - ty for that extended update! lmao really enjoying it
	1:23am Keilidh: BEWARE THE MIST
	1:24am Keilidh: 'weretigers that had been mad at them ever since they ruined their sadist casino night'
	1:26am Handy Haversack: Really, "capitalist running dog sadist casino night," if we're being honest.
	1:28am coelacanth∅: looks like femur, clavicle, pelvic crest... (kinda)
	1:37am Rory: Multiple doctors prescribed narcotics. I refused.
	1:37am mariano: coela: Is that like "Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."?
	1:41am Keilidh: im gonna guess YES
	1:44am Handy Haversack: Hmmm ... one more whisky and more crypt hits? Like fine wines and grimoires bound in human skin that mutter curses from the nighted depths of time-haunted shelves where weird spiders spin webs of banned words, Keilidh episodes improve with age! OK, one more!
	1:45am Keilidh: on more!!!
	1:45am Keilidh: i will join u. skål!
	1:47am coelacanth∅: are you a closet dane?!
	1:48am Keilidh: lol no but i have swedish relatives!
	1:48am Keilidh: so kinda???
	1:48am Handy Haversack: Slainte!
	1:49am Handy Haversack: Are there closet Danes? I knew sometimes they might be behind arrases.
	1:53am ami ad: Hello D.J. Hello all.Hi.
	1:54am BH: wouldn't shock me if some of the people claiming German ancestry were really Dutch or Danish and just didn't realize it?
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Hey, ami ad! Hope your night has gone OK. (Or better!)
	1:55am BH: not to be confused with the people claiming Irish ancestry who are actually Scots-Irish (and probably just Scottish)
	1:57am coelacanth∅: ... closet danes, i don't know. but i used to be with someone who would not speak danish before me, though she knew i wanted her to. (full-on danish) if she was on the phone with her father she'd hide in a room with the door closed.
	1:58am ami ad: @Handy:Thanks,Cheers.It's mighty fine.Rock & Roll.
	1:58am coelacanth∅: hey ami ad
	2:00am ami ad: HalLo
	2:00am Keilidh: HAIL-O!
	2:00am Handy Haversack: Well, that's just a new one to me, coela. "Danskjävlar!"?
	2:01am BH: there's an unusually high number of self-identified Danish people (and also people reporting British ancestry) among the genealogy enthusiast Mormon population.
	2:01am ami ad: Hail kale D.J.
	2:02am spodiodi: i hereby claim i am a mutt. aloha, Keilidh aloha mariano, Handy, Rory, KenFHP, JakeGould, coelacanth∅, BH, herb.nyc, you rock, Dave from Chicago, Franco Twinkie, Fox, colinmahns, ami ad
	2:03am Handy Haversack: Aloha, spodiodi!
	2:03am coelacanth∅: handy, i don't know how to answer that!
	2:04am spodiodi: i love this cover
	2:04am Keilidh: it's amazing! it makes me like the terribly fucking song!
	2:04am spodiodi: srsly
	2:04am coelacanth∅: hey spodi! -technically a mutt as well. (4 ancestries, probably)
	2:05am Handy Haversack: coela, sorry, it's a quotation. I meant literally nothing by it. en.wikipedia.org... This and Girl Called Eddy are the only ways I can take Steely Dan. Terribly fucking song!
	2:05am spodiodi: gotta run this by my old classic rock friends
	2:05am ami ad: halLo @spodidi:mutts are favorite.
	2:05am BH: correction: there's a giant swath of Utah and Eastern Idaho where the ancestry with the highest population is "English" (not British). That overlaps with areas with a high LDS population. https://coopercenterdemographics.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/census-2000-data-top-us-ancestries-by-county-2.jpg
	2:06am BH: ok.. I don't know why that link doesn't link or condense. Sorry.
	2:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, spodiodi. We're reliving April 19 tonight. The world was less horrible then, amazingly.
	2:06am Handy Haversack: @BH, it's just because you're using the app. If you're signed in on a computer, your URLs are live and condensed.
	2:07am ami ad: Mutts unite,in the fight.Eat more 'shrooms.
	2:07am spodiodi: coel, right on. i have 6 at least (i think) 4... 6 good numbers for jacob sheep ;)
	2:08am BH: I'm using the site on a computer, but I'm not logged in. So. That's probably it
	2:08am Handy Haversack: I can point at at least four tribes in my background. All will mutt. Mutt the world.
	2:09am BH: I can't say 100% for sure, but I have confidence that my ancestors were a bunch of generic white people
	2:09am spodiodi: lol BH
	2:10am Keilidh: @spodiodi - Two Minutes To Late Night has been pumping out great classic rock covers!
	2:10am spodiodi: noted, Keilidh! first i heard of them. love the name :)
	2:11am ami ad: Ah,4:19,the day before ,4:20.innocence. Hello
	2:11am coelacanth∅: my ex isn't affiliated with anywhere between nj and washington state. visited relatives in denmark every summer. looked/looks danish. - i'm convinced! ...she also had a problem with sweden claiming to be neutral in the second world war, as they let nazi trains pass through their territory.
	2:15am Keilidh: here's my interview with Jordan Olds of Two Minutes To Late Night! wfmu.org...
	2:15am mariano: OMG Trump threatened protesters outside the White House with "vicious dogs" and "ominous weapons"... he should write death metal lyrics.
	2:16am BH: I think there was a Trump soundbyte heavy song on Marchel's show a few months ago... might be too soon to do more with that genre though
	2:17am ami ad: I've been searching this week,seems like we are mutts of a different kind than we thought .Nazis Suck.Peace.
	2:20am BH: why did I spell Marcel with an H
	2:21am spodiodi: mariano, he needs a new job, for sure
	2:21am coelacanth∅: he should get a job as fertilizer
	2:21am Handy Haversack: Really, all weapons are ominous (except dueling flowers), but yeah, point made, Mariano! You also have to really work to get dogs to "vicious." I can barely get mine to "conscious in a sunbeam."
	2:22am mariano: Yeah spodi, he can be a greeter/mascot at some casino.
	2:22am spodiodi: thanks for the link, Keilidh!
	2:22am spodiodi: hiss
	2:23am Keilidh: thank u guys for listenin and chatting despite the rerun im havin fun!
	2:23am mariano: Handy: the language reminds me of that part of Kentucky Fried Movie that was sending up Bruce Lee flicks. The villain in the mountain lair talks about how "Soon I will have a kung fu army of extraordinary magnitude."
	2:23am Keilidh: and ugh DRUMPF
	2:24am spodiodi: lol mariano
	2:24am ami ad: What's a DRUMPF?
	2:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah. Inflate-O-Speak. Just with unfortunately the power to back it up.
	2:25am Andrew Waterloo: Trump is taking queues from Mr. Burns... we just need to get him to switch from ominous weapons to "team of lawyers"
	2:25am spodiodi: thanks for having us, Keilidh ]:^)
	2:26am spodiodi: holy shot Andrew Waterloo, you're right "release the hounds" holy crap
	2:26am mariano: ami ad: A sentient orange tan with about 40 points of IQ and a host of untreated schizoid delusions.
	2:26am Handy Haversack: "Aren't you that guy that everyone hates?" "Why no, I'm Monty Burns!" The parallels, they work.
	2:27am spodiodi: life imitates art simpsons did it first
	2:28am Andrew Waterloo: a cross-section of Mr. Burns and Krusty the Klown
	2:29am spodiodi: Orphanofkos \m/
	2:29am spodiodi: and sideshow bob running for office
	2:30am spodiodi: suckering rubes
	2:30am Andrew Waterloo: I dunno.. the product endorsements, the face make-up.. much more Krusty
	2:30am Handy Haversack: Who made Steve Gutenberg a star?
	2:30am ami ad: @mariano:40 IQ points seems like 40 too many concerning the parasite.Release the Hounds.
	2:31am spodiodi: and i guess bob is way too smart
	2:31am Ken From Hyde Park: In his head, he thinks people are saying "Boo-urns!"
	2:32am spodiodi: lol KFHP
	2:32am Andrew Waterloo: Bob is also authentically republican
	2:33am spodiodi: white house protesters should all chant "LOSER"
	2:33am spodiodi: good point, Andrew
	2:34am mariano: Handy: Shhh! It's a secret.
	2:34am JakeGould: @AmiAd: “Drumpf” is a slang way of referring to the moron in the White House. I thought it was a made up word but apparently his family’s name surname was “Drumpf” and was changed to that T-word at some point. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/
	2:35am coelacanth∅: hahaha spodi that would be Awesome!
	2:36am spodiodi: filthy stonecutters. i lived with one (but he was pretty cool and told off a cop who showed up at our door looking for me at 4am [i was passed out in bed])
	2:36am mariano: Andrew: Kelsey Grammer too.
	2:37am Hubig Pie: Simpsons as political theater with a soundtrack of Goth metal
	2:37am ami ad: @JakeGould:A mutt then.Only thing I agree with that cunt is what it said about it's daughter.But I will give her no pleasure.JobLess.
	2:38am Hubig Pie: The goddam Stone cutters kept the metric system down
	2:38am spodiodi: aloha hubig. you have a cool-ass truck (was reading chat earlier)
	2:39am Ken From Hyde Park: They rig every Oscar night!
	2:39am Hubig Pie: Spodiodi , that's my horse
	2:40am spodiodi: give it a carrot for me?
	2:40am spodiodi: or an apple
	2:40am Hubig Pie: Ja
	2:41am spodiodi: \m/
	2:41am Keilidh: give it some NEW SHOES
	2:41am Keilidh: some HOOVE-boutins
	2:42am mariano: But they keep the Martians under wraps.
	2:42am spodiodi: don't blame me, mariano -- i voted for Kodos
	2:44am ami ad: Any single origin diesel fuel out there?
	2:47am ami ad: @spodiodi:I voted for Keilidh.
	2:48am Andrew Waterloo: mmmm tortilla chips and bean dip
	2:48am spodiodi: i can't blame you, ami ad
	2:51am Andrew Waterloo: Oh cool, they're singing in French
	2:52am ami ad: Power to you Fox.
	2:53am mariano: Haha spodi!
	2:53am mariano: Oh yeah, it's that song about Eleanor of Aquitaine. Probably the most metal of the medieval queens, led a few civil wars against her husband.
	2:54am spodiodi: this almost makes french sound good ;)
	2:54am ami ad: @Handy:Sorry friend,yesterday was my 40 years of being around this earth.Time is an asshole.
	2:55am spodiodi: happy belated bday, ami ad
	2:55am mariano: ami ad: Stick around, youngster ;)
	2:56am mariano: And happy birthday!
	2:56am Andrew Waterloo: I know the feeling.. my 40th was a shit show too... but my 41st was pretty epic.
	2:56am spodiodi: thanks, Keilidh! thanks, Skeleton(s)! see you all soon!
	2:56am mariano: Thanks Keilidh and crew, take care everyone!
	2:56am ami ad: Thanks all.Spodiodi:It was a cold moonlit night.Cheers.
	2:57am mariano: Meurtrières = murderesses.
	2:57am ami ad: Hip hip you'll.
	2:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Keilidh & skeletonfolk. Have a safe and uneventful week, if possible.
	2:58am coelacanth∅: Happy birthday ami ad! yeah stick around a bit maybe it won't all suck!
	2:58am Andrew Waterloo: I should finish my french credit
	2:58am Keilidh: THANK U FOR TUNING IN!! I APPRECIATE U ALL! SEE U WITH SOME NEW RIPPIN TRACKS NEXT WEEK!
	2:58am Keilidh: pls stay safe!! and stay mad about injustice!!
	2:59am ami ad: Tempus Edax Rectum. - Laibach
	2:59am Andrew Waterloo: STamping?
	3:00am coelacanth∅: Thanks Keilidh! Thanks Cryptycrew! take care y'all 'night
	3:00am Hubig Pie: Rhunes ?
	3:00am ami ad: Thanks friends
	3:00am mariano: Ita vero, ami ad.
	3:01am Andrew Waterloo: POintilism?
	10:34am Handy Haversack: Looks like I fell asleep at 2:30 and never said thanks -- but thanks, Keilidh! Always THE crypt I want to be in.

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