WFMU: The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from July 17, 2020

Listener comments!
	1:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ready and looking forward to the show :-)
	2:00pm Martinibomb: Vroooom Vroooom let's get this speed buggy rolling!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: ...and we're off!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi MB! Hi Darryl! :-)
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: hey guys!
	2:00pm Rich in Washington: WOO HOO!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: hey GG: just so you know, it's the usual WWRRS 'goodbye-ee' tonight
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich! :-)
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank you, Darryl :-) I always have a singalong to that ;-) x
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: hey Rich!
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: sorry about the 'clicks'... this disc is cracked and I had to do some emergency repair work
	2:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: All adds to the atmosphere :-)
	2:04pm Linda Lee: oh boy.. here we go! hi! :-)
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Yo Linda!
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Linda Lee! :-)
	2:05pm Mr Fab: Hi Darryl! After the Mrs Miller extravaganza, the usually eccentric world of song-poems will sound as easy on the ears as ambient Eno.
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Mr F!!
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Mr Fab! :-)
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: a real rarity: a song-poem audio advert
	2:06pm Mr Fab: mucho thanks to Martinibomb for assisting Jason today.
	2:06pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed: a medal for MB!
	2:08pm Linda Lee: holy hell, Darryl. this is phenomenal
	2:08pm Linda Lee: holy hell, Darryl. this is phenomenal. hi love!
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you Linda x
	2:08pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi everyone, it's not much of camping weather, so I'll sit back and enjoy hearing Darryl doing my work for me :-)
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: hey Jan!
	2:09pm Linda Lee: one of the greatest records time & money can produce!!!! now we know what's possible!
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Hi GeorgyGirl! Hi Mr. Fab! Hi worldsworstrecords! Hi Jan! Hi Linda Lee!
	2:09pm notsoKWYET: HEY HEY all
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Hi Martinibomb! Thanks for rescuing Jason this morning!
	2:09pm Linda Lee: i want to send my song in! it could be the turning point of my life!!!!
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: hey NSK!
	2:10pm Linda Lee: what's that addy???
	2:10pm Linda Lee: holy bollocks this is a dream come true!
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi NSK! :-)
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Come chat with us, lurkers!
	2:11pm notsoKWYET: How's it going GG
	2:11pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - ploughing through playlists ;-)
	2:11pm solo mon: I’ve been listening but just now “entering the chat room”
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: hey solo!
	2:11pm Linda Lee: solo mon!!! welcome to the ORGY of SIMPLY TERRIBLE STUFF
	2:12pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi solo! :-)
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: Darryl - what does Niall think of all these tunes?
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: What up Solo
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: OOooops.. .I meant HELLlllLLLllloooooOOooOoooOoOOooo solo
	2:12pm solo mon: LOL sounds like just the place for me Linda Lee!
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: he's locked himself away where he can't hear them NSK!
	2:13pm Linda Lee: let's fly, darling, with a rock and a spoon!
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This feels like an extended Wednesday ;-)
	2:13pm solo mon: Hi GG hi Notso hi Darryl who else is here????
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: ...although I do have a CD of favourite song-poems ripped for long car journeys!
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: that's the hope, GG
	2:14pm Linda Lee: i think i may die
	2:14pm solo mon: Rich! Hie there,
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: don't say that Linda! Unless it's die laughing!
	2:15pm notsoKWYET: Oh to be a fly on the wall during ALL of these recording sessions, particularly when they are listening back
	2:15pm solo mon: heLlloOooOoo!
	2:15pm Linda Lee: that's the danger darlin help
	2:16pm Linda Lee: what in the lovin mother of god is this
	2:16pm solo mon: nope don’t listen just press it.
	2:16pm solo mon: Is he singing about quarantine?
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	2:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Not the Quorn Teen!
	2:17pm solo mon: “I don’t need no darn chorus.”
	2:17pm Mr Fab: Now there's a band name: The Quaren-Teens.
	2:18pm solo mon: Corn Teens
	2:18pm notsoKWYET: How about Farty Twister Face Teens ;)
	2:18pm worldsworstrecords: haha!
	2:19pm solo mon: I’m obsessed w the quorn version of chicken cordon bleu
	2:19pm solo mon: OMG notso HAAAaaaaaa
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: Chicke Quordon Bleu, surely? And if it isn't called that, it should be!
	2:21pm solo mon: It actually isn’t called that and they are dead stupid for not calling it that. It’s called like breaded quorn patty w sharp cheese.
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Farty Twister Face Teens? I don't know what you could possibly mean ... lol
	2:21pm notsoKWYET: Ok that joke is dead.... until next week
	2:23pm Beany: Finally made it, although I was listening on my phone. Now relax...
	2:23pm Rich in Washington: Howdy, solo mon! Howdy, notsoKWYET!
	2:23pm solo mon: GG Alls I can say is the comment board lives forever.
	2:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: How do strings "swing"?
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: Beany!!
	2:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - an additional fact .. I was in my 20s ;-)
	2:24pm solo mon: Even though the twister session wasn’t archived
	2:24pm Linda Lee: around one's neck, i think..
	2:24pm solo mon: Ah I see!
	2:24pm Beany: Loved The Moon Men
	2:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The warped noise is adding a certain je ne sais quoi to this :-)
	2:25pm worldsworstrecords: wasn't that wonderful, Beany?
	2:25pm Linda Lee: and a certain MOi NON PLUS too
	2:25pm solo mon: Hi beany
	2:25pm Rich in Washington: I dreamt I was making a fish stick casserole this morning.
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Linda Lee - Lol!!!! :-)
	2:25pm Linda Lee: that was absolutely incredible.
	2:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - I'm not sure how I feel about that ... lol
	2:26pm solo mon: Antique Hunters Craze. I know how they feel.
	2:27pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed, Linda! I did 'DENTIST' this one once!
	2:28pm notsoKWYET: Howdy @Rich!
	2:28pm Beany: Hello solo. Hello everyone. I have a note from my mum...
	2:28pm solo mon: How will the fish play fetch if we take all their sticks away.
	2:28pm Rich in Washington: Beany!
	2:29pm notsoKWYET: What... IS ... THIS... lol
	2:29pm Linda Lee: dead people are so hard to get.
	2:30pm Mr Fab: THere's a good doc film abut the song-poem world called "Off The Charts." watching's Ramsey Kearney's face as he hears "Blind Man's Penis" for the first time in decades was priceless.
	2:30pm Rich in Washington: I had a ton of dreams last night. I traveled to Europe. I hosted a party. I drove my dad's old, long gone '65 Ford pickup truck - in the snow, no less. I saw Chris & Cosey doing a performance on the side of the road.
	2:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - that's a full night!
	2:31pm notsoKWYET: I had a really serious dream the other day where I talked to Bowie for hours
	2:31pm solo mon: Whoa rich, were Chris and corey performing October love song by any chance ????
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: John Trubee sent me a copy of Blind Man's Penis a couple of months ago and then a few days later, Kearney died.
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: Off the Charts is an excellent documentary...
	2:31pm solo mon: Cosey
	2:31pm Linda Lee: what did you talk about, notsoKWYET?
	2:32pm Rich in Washington: They were performing some kind of tape loop piece out of the back of a van.
	2:32pm solo mon: I have been having crazy dreams this week. I fought a demon entity in my living room last night. It was crazy.
	2:33pm Mr Fab: yay, the Incorrect Music classic 'Song of the Burmese Land.' The show was obsessed with this song. Since the lyrics were written by one "L Hazelwood" there was of course the question if Lee H wrote it. Steve Shelley of Sonic Youth got in touch with Lee in Sweden or wherever he was living to ask hi.m He denied it, saying: I haven't written anything that bad since I was 5.
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: I had a horrid dream last night about my dogs... not nice
	2:34pm solo mon: Oh sorry wwr! I had a weird and scary one abt my cat the other night that really felt real but it wasn’t
	2:34pm notsoKWYET: @lindaLee it was an indepth conversation about the music industry -- and how to exist within that as an artist without compromising too much
	2:35pm Linda Lee: new stresses, new dreams.
	2:35pm Linda Lee: @notsoKWYET ~ wow! that's wonderful! what did he offer as advice?
	2:36pm notsoKWYET: I think one of the weirdest things is when you are in a space that you accept as your childhood house, or where you live no or wherever... except it's nothing like it at all
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: Thanx solo... nothing to worry about though: I've always been able to tell myself 'it's just a dream' while I'm dreaming, or can force myself awake if I'm having a nightmare. I'm odd
	2:36pm solo mon: The weird thing is the dream also involved thrift shopping with Linda Evans who was my best friend.
	2:37pm Linda Lee: i do the same, Darryl. it's a good thing to do.
	2:37pm worldsworstrecords: agreed Linda
	2:37pm notsoKWYET: #linda --- i can't really put it into words anymore ... it's kinda faded unfortunately --- but it felt really profound when I was dreaming it... and i realized it was dream while I was in it
	2:38pm Linda Lee: lovely. :-)
	2:40pm Beany: Is there a UK version of the song poem?
	2:40pm Linda Lee: i'm thinkin this is my fave so far, Darryl. down on Sin Street. he says he's glad but he sure sounds regretful.
	2:40pm notsoKWYET: If i saw this record in a stack -- i'd be sooo excited...the name sounds like and the label looks really soul/garage'y
	2:41pm solo mon: My dreams have all been so banal and boring/ stressful for years, but lately they have gotten wild. Like I’m serious I would dream about packing a bag and rushing to the airport. Now I’m helping Linda Evans with an important audition and fighting demons.
	2:41pm worldsworstrecords: there are a few, Beany... and oddly a few US companies managed to license their tracks over here (I have a few in my collection) but the UK business was mostly during the sheet music era
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: the flip side of this is on later.. its a rare Rodd Keith track
	2:42pm Beany: I sense a business opportunity! Don't tell Simon Cowell though.
	2:42pm notsoKWYET: @solo --- were you like "let's get this audition Linda... let's make Ysnni happy again"
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: One of my most treasured finds...
	2:43pm notsoKWYET: This is a really cool song ---
	2:43pm ARB: Mr Fab, thanks for the extra info about Burmese Land, that one gets me every single time. I once spent a month in Burma and can relate to some of the lyrics, though not "like monkey land"
	2:43pm Linda Lee: this is .... incredibly juicy
	2:43pm notsoKWYET: it's like some folk singer hired Rick wakeman to make crazy sounds in the background
	2:43pm Mr Fab: Oh man, you have got to put together a song-poem CD as a Marathon premium, Darryl. And please put "Sin Street" on it.
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: I get that, NSK :-)
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: I'll try to remember to do that Mr F
	2:45pm Linda Lee: wow. is this a patriotic-style vocal?
	2:45pm ARB: Juicy Brucie is WONDERFUL!
	2:45pm worldsworstrecords: hey ARB! Welcome!
	2:46pm solo mon: Yes, actually, notso- I met her at a mall food court. She was crying so we stopped and talked to her she was feeling like she was about to blow a real important audition, so we closed down the food court and workshopped her scene. Suddenly we were bffs and going to a flea market looking for the right costume. But I got distracted at a place that had real life Peter max butterflies that you could buy as a pet and I lost Linda. I hope she got that part !
	2:46pm solo mon: Hey ARB!
	2:47pm ARB: Hi Solo! Hi WWR! Hi evrybody!
	2:47pm Mr Fab: My dreams are so boring compared to your, solo! You're welcome, ARB. I'm also happy to report that the studio where "Burmese Land" was recorded was in the LA neighborhood of Northridge where I grew up. And where Mrs Miler used to live. Imagine if those two forces had ever joined? (You actually visited Burma? Isn't it a dictatorship? Wasn't sure if they'd appreciate visitors)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: We're not allowed to call it Burma anymore
	2:48pm Linda Lee: if Lou hadn't found drugs..
	2:48pm Mr Fab: This one's hilarious. Like a Trump speech put thru autotune.
	2:48pm ARB: I was there in 2012 and "let the people sleep" (because of religious lectures being blasted on temple megaphones 24 hours a day) and the permit rant is real.
	2:49pm solo mon: D press shun
	2:49pm notsoKWYET: Columbine Records had some JAMMMMS
	2:49pm ARB: I loved it though, amazing food too
	2:50pm zmzm: oh no, went bank missed good part pf the show
	2:50pm solo mon: I wasn’t going to but this song just won me over to click star
	2:50pm Linda Lee: no, that's not a Trump speech. too complex a concept.
	2:50pm ARB: Ahh, Northridge is where I get auto body work done, didn't know all the great history
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Hey zmzm!
	2:51pm Linda Lee: this arrangement really stinks.
	2:53pm Linda Lee: your voice is breaking up a bit, dear ~
	2:54pm worldsworstrecords: thanks Linda... I'll try and sort that
	2:54pm ARB: The Burma/Mynamar debate is complex. It was the dictatorship who changed the name, but it was the colonial power who named it Burma.
	2:55pm solo mon: Doo doo
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: Gretchen full of doo-doo!!!!
	2:56pm solo mon: Different kind of scat music.
	2:56pm notsoKWYET: hey Dick how was work? Recorded and new song... think it's gonna be a hit. look out for Gretchen's New Dish
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: I'm sure lots of you know that this was recorded twice, the second version by Bobbi Blake (IIRC), and there Gretchen was full of 'dosey-do'!
	2:57pm solo mon: Nope didn’t know that!
	2:57pm Mr Fab: Li'l Fab wants to say hello.
	2:57pm ARB: Li'l Fab! Hi!
	2:57pm Mr Fab: hi
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: hi L'il Fab!
	2:57pm solo mon: Hi lil fab!!!
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi L'il Fab!
	2:58pm Linda Lee: Hey Honey!! :-)
	2:58pm Mr Fab: :)
	2:58pm solo mon: :-)
	2:59pm Beany: Hi L'il Fab from England
	2:59pm solo mon: Do you like the song poems lil Fab?
	2:59pm Mr Fab: i like England!
	3:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: England likes YOU :-)
	3:00pm Mr Fab: yeah i like the songs and poems!
	3:00pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed it does!
	3:00pm solo mon: This lady and squeeze love singin about cofffee cups
	3:01pm Linda Lee: coffee cup as metaphor.
	3:01pm Linda Lee: i wanna know more about Bobbi Blake.
	3:02pm Linda Lee: still breaking up honey! :-(
	3:02pm worldsworstrecords: did that sound ok, Linda?
	3:02pm solo mon: Aw shoot you are cutting out a bit still
	3:02pm Mr Fab: Me again. She said she likes British accents. Thanks everyone, she got a real kick out of you all greeting her. And is now off to play with cats.
	3:03pm Linda Lee: good thing she left for the kinky part, Mr F. this is the kinky part.
	3:03pm solo mon: Aw she so cute! Also has the right priorities (cats)
	3:03pm worldsworstrecords: cool!
	3:03pm Beany: I was in Liverpool yesterday, where my family now live. They really do talk like the Beatles.
	3:04pm worldsworstrecords: earrings and bangles that dingle and dangle...
	3:04pm notsoKWYET: i can' t believe there was a song about what I was wearing today
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I was supposed to be in Liverpool in May :-(
	3:05pm Linda Lee: and chains!! and hot pants and leather boots! i think that song just described the development of my youthful sexuality.
	3:05pm Crudbringer: Man these really are the world's worst records. Ken doesn't even play stuff this bad.
	3:05pm Linda Lee: we'll have to go when i visit, GG.
	3:05pm Linda Lee: Ken's an amateur, Crudbringer.
	3:05pm worldsworstrecords: hey Crudbringer! welcome!
	3:06pm Linda Lee: Darryl is ACES.
	3:06pm Mr Fab: Crudbringer, that's why I needed to start this channel - gotta sequester the really "special" records.
	3:06pm worldsworstrecords: blush
	3:06pm Beany: I live about a mile from where the actor Robert Shaw was born (Jaws). The local pub is named after him. Pity since he was an alcoholic like his father...
	3:07pm Linda Lee: you've now entered Sheena's Jungle Room, a very special universe.
	3:07pm worldsworstrecords: lol! That's hysterical, Beany!
	3:08pm Linda Lee: (yeah yeah yeah!!!)
	3:08pm Crudbringer: Sweet Jesus.
	3:09pm Beany: My daughter went to the same school as Sir Ian McKellan...but not at the same time!
	3:09pm Mr Fab: I think of Robert Shaw as Irish, for some reason. For all these years. Oops.
	3:09pm Linda Lee: begging for mercy gets you nowhere here..
	3:09pm Linda Lee: didn't think you were quite that aged, Beany.
	3:10pm Mr Fab: "Sweet Jesus"? Ooh, do you want bad RELIGIOUS records? That can be arranged!
	3:10pm Beany: He lived and died in Ireland. Born in Westhoughton, a suburb of Bolton.
	3:10pm worldsworstrecords: ... i have plenty of those I could be playing!
	3:10pm Crudbringer: Nah, don't step on Micah's toes. You do you. This show is FANTASTIC.
	3:11pm Crudbringer: Somethin's "blowin" all right...
	3:11pm Linda Lee: that sounds like another special program, Darryl. so: we have sex, drugs and religion all lined up!
	3:11pm Linda Lee: we have the conventional religions, however..
	3:12pm Mr Fab: if you say an all-Little Marcy special, I may run screaming...
	3:13pm worldsworstrecords: definitely... a whole hour of Marcy MUST BE DONE!
	3:14pm Beany: Sex and religion? That calls for Jess Yates and his Stars On Sunday LPs.
	3:14pm Linda Lee: no little marcy. please god no.
	3:14pm Mr Fab: Nooooo!
	3:15pm worldsworstrecords: oops.. got my tracks in a twist!
	3:16pm Beany: Are these coloured releases originals or reissues?
	3:17pm Linda Lee: Wow.. a Jimmy Carter fan song!
	3:17pm worldsworstrecords: originals, Beany
	3:17pm Crudbringer: (sorry - is there a programming grid (like wfmu.org/table) for the alt streams?)
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: www.wfmu.org...
	3:18pm ARB: I'm filling in for Jan next Friday, Darryl is setting the bar very low (high), but I will aim to please and be flattered if anyone runs screaming
	3:18pm worldsworstrecords: Not strictly a song-poem, but it's my show and I wanted to include it!
	3:18pm Mr Fab: I think the reissues were just CDs? Pretty cool that song-poem companies released colored vinyl. About the only thing they DID spend any money/imagination on.
	3:18pm ARB: It's incredible!!
	3:18pm worldsworstrecords: yay! I'm ready to hand over to you ARB...
	3:19pm Linda Lee: this is amazing...
	3:21pm ARB: is part two about toilet paper?
	3:21pm worldsworstrecords: am i still 'popping' when I'm on the mic? I think it's feedback from my end
	3:21pm Crudbringer: (ty - I recall seeing similar links for the "new" main schedule before it rolled out - do you just have to know the magic number in the "?period=1234" bit, or are they linked somewhere and I'm just missing it?)
	3:21pm Mr Fab: Crudbringer, apart from the Sheena's schedule that Georgy linked to, if you go the WFMU homepage and click on LISTEN, you'll see the drop-downs for the alt-streams. Not easy to find, but there are talks to redesign the homepage so the alt-streams are easier to find.
	3:21pm Linda Lee: still popping a bit, love. with a delay.
	3:22pm worldsworstrecords: bum...
	3:23pm Linda Lee: this one must've come from the National Pulp Board
	3:23pm Crudbringer: Oh, duh, sorry - I see it now. When you bring up the big LISTEN dropdown, then there's a flyout to the side which links to the grid - got it, thanks much.
	3:23pm notsoKWYET: wow... didn't realize paper was this important!
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is he not just listing the reasons why what's on the paper is important? :-)
	3:23pm Beany: I agree. I once worked at a place that designed and built paper mills.
	3:24pm notsoKWYET: Totally GG Lol
	3:24pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!!
	3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The Alannis Morrisette School Of Not Understanding ;-)
	3:25pm Linda Lee: why Alannis Morrisette?
	3:25pm Mr Fab: yeah, the station has actually been having meetings about how to improve the homepage so you don't have to keep clicking on things to find the alt-streams and their info pages. Coming soon!
	3:25pm Beany: I don't understand other people that don't "get" these records.
	3:25pm worldsworstrecords: Well done Linda... another old favourite that I 'DENTIST!!'-ed
	3:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Sorry I'm not being chatty ... had some worrying news just before the how that I'm still processing. I'll rally myself in a bit <3
	3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Show, not how
	3:26pm worldsworstrecords: I may have 'DENTIST!!'-ed the next one too!
	3:26pm Linda Lee: oh no.. i'm sorry love!
	3:26pm Mr Fab: Linda, Alanis had a song called "Ironic" which demonstrated her ignorance of what the word means.
	3:26pm Jay: If only Bobby realized how important paper really was.
	3:26pm worldsworstrecords: oh, sorry GG... hope you're all ok my love x
	3:26pm Linda Lee: ah. missed that one.
	3:26pm Linda Lee: hahaha! that's write, Jay
	3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - the music is cheering me up :-) x
	3:27pm Mr Fab: @Jay: ha! @Linda: you are so lucky
	3:27pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!
	3:27pm Mr Fab: yikes, GG, well don't worry about us. You go take care of yourself.
	3:28pm worldsworstrecords: Hey Jay!
	3:28pm notsoKWYET: Ooo a song about daddies!
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - <3
	3:28pm Linda Lee: god how lugubrious.
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Daddy's 69 Death" would have been funnier. Made myself laugh there :-)
	3:29pm notsoKWYET: I know why he doesn't "have a wife and children"....
	3:29pm Linda Lee: pretty sick song there, Jack.
	3:29pm Crudbringer: "The food here is terrible! And the portions are so small!"
	3:30pm Linda Lee: hope the three little children aren't dead too.
	3:30pm worldsworstrecords: fewer 'pops' that time, Linda?
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: What people don't realise is that he wrote "My daddy Died in 1969" in 1968 ... ;-)
	3:30pm Linda Lee: OH FOR GODSAKE
	3:30pm solo mon: I’m still getting over the lady who got her head cut off like 20 mins ago
	3:30pm Linda Lee: still the same, Darryl.
	3:31pm zmzm: underbellies
	3:31pm worldsworstrecords: oh arse!
	3:31pm Linda Lee: i'd really rather hear about smokin dope and snortin coke
	3:31pm worldsworstrecords: is it just when I'm on the mic though, not during the records?
	3:31pm solo mon: Darryl what is your mic plugged into?
	3:32pm Linda Lee: yes, just you.
	3:32pm Mr Fab: Well hell, we gotta hear "Smokln Dope and Snorting Coke"!!!
	3:32pm worldsworstrecords: it's a USB mic, solo, and I'm using MIXXX
	3:33pm worldsworstrecords: I played that a couple of weeks ago on the regular show, Mr F
	3:33pm Linda Lee: DENTIST #5!!!
	3:33pm solo mon: That’s what’s up then probably those usb mics really don’t like streaming some times
	3:34pm solo mon: What channel is the mic out of? I’ve noticed if it’s anything other than channel 1 there’s some cut out.
	3:34pm worldsworstrecords: ah... I thought perhaps I was getting feedback so I've altered all of my playback levels
	3:34pm solo mon: I meant “mic in”
	3:35pm Linda Lee: wait. 'Jim's up there with the bastards" ..?
	3:35pm solo mon: It might be the latency that’s cutting itself out. Try the levels thingy.
	3:35pm worldsworstrecords: It's Channel 1, solo
	3:36pm solo mon: Please don’t cry while you sing, sir.
	3:36pm Linda Lee: sob
	3:36pm worldsworstrecords: ...put your sweet lips a little closer to the 'phone...
	3:37pm Linda Lee: no kidding!
	3:37pm worldsworstrecords: I always thought it was was 'up there with the bastards' too, Linda. I think it's supposed to be 'with the master...' though
	3:38pm Linda Lee: ah.
	3:38pm Crudbringer: I have to go watch my daughter bust open a space rock. If I don't make it back by the top of the hour - thank you so much, WWR, and I'll def. be tuning in again.
	3:39pm worldsworstrecords: Thanks Crudbringer... appreciate you being here!
	3:39pm Linda Lee: wow that's the voice of the rose??
	3:39pm Mr Fab: this is wonderful!
	3:40pm solo mon: Hopefully being lower volume will help that out for now. Still a great show!
	3:40pm Linda Lee: it really is.
	3:41pm Beany: THIS. This is marvellously bonkers!
	3:41pm solo mon: He is singing this as someone helps him down a flight of stairs?
	3:41pm Linda Lee: this is really something special. fabulous poem!!
	3:42pm Linda Lee: oop! no Darryl!
	3:42pm worldsworstrecords: damn! my mic just died on me!!
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I thought that was me!!
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have to apologise to my tablet for swearing at it now ;-)
	3:42pm Linda Lee: not a happy mic, that one
	3:44pm worldsworstrecords: No... I tried altering the settings and now it's died. Ah well, there's only one more link due, so we'll manage!
	3:46pm worldsworstrecords: There's a lesson for you: don't try and adjust your settings when you're in the middle of a broadcast!
	3:46pm notsoKWYET: i think Darryl should be a wedding DJ... except he plays just this stuff and the people getting married don't know until it happens
	3:47pm worldsworstrecords: haha! That would be a riot, NSK!
	3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - and the entire wedding party are in on it and act like nothing's amiss ;-)
	3:47pm Linda Lee: wow. this one's really special. i'm thinkin' it's not his 'heart' that gets a tug
	3:48pm notsoKWYET: 8 different requests from the wedding party for Dick Kent lol
	3:49pm notsoKWYET: You ready to bring this wedding up a notch.... I don't have the chicken dance but I do have Paper is Important Part 1 and 2
	3:49pm Linda Lee: ahahaha!!
	3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Everyone get on the dancefloor and do The Dentist!"
	3:50pm worldsworstrecords: I may go silen for a few econds after this... I'm trying to line an ad up, but it might not work as I've not tried to switch between players before
	3:50pm worldsworstrecords: It worked!!! there's clever!
	3:50pm Linda Lee: and for the couple's dance: Jenny Beloved!
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: How did that happen!!! My lips aren't moving! lol
	3:51pm Linda Lee: this is brilliant...
	3:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: You're doing a grand job, Darryl :-) xx
	3:52pm Power Papi: "Columbine Records" uhhhhh....
	3:52pm Mr Fab: Oh man, i'm laffin! If the bride or groom ask for something like Kool and The Gang's "Cellebrate," Darryl would be like, "Um, not familiar with that one..."
	3:53pm worldsworstrecords: Phew! I've learned a new skill tonight in case it ever happens again
	3:53pm Linda Lee: wow!!!! what a segue!!! i thought this was still the 'foolish heart' record!
	3:53pm notsoKWYET: The Beatles? who? Hmmm ... must not have been that popular
	3:53pm Linda Lee: real confused for a moment
	3:54pm worldsworstrecords: Thanks Linda!
	3:54pm Linda Lee: honestly, that was amazing!
	3:54pm worldsworstrecords: Right, just one more choon then it's all over to Georgy's for the Flange
	3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I've set the tea table :-) wfmu.org...
	3:55pm worldsworstrecords: www.wfmu.org...
	3:55pm Linda Lee: we want dick and what?
	3:56pm Linda Lee: just kidding
	3:56pm worldsworstrecords: Spiro... Spiro Agnew
	3:56pm Linda Lee: we want dick! and spiro!
	3:57pm worldsworstrecords: As the Pythons pointed out Spiro Agnew is an anagram of O Grow a Penis
	3:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Dick Nixon Before He Dicks You" as the saying used to go ...
	3:57pm Linda Lee: talk about a placeholder. spiro agnew!
	3:57pm worldsworstrecords: sorry, just 'Grow a Penis'... I checked!
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: BAHAHAH
	3:58pm Linda Lee: he was more of a nonentity than Gerald Ford!
	3:58pm worldsworstrecords: Well, thank you all for your company this evening (or afternoon)...and I hope to see you all on Wednesday as usual
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: Darryl - did i ever tell you I met eric Idle
	3:58pm ARB: Thank you Darryl. for the anagram and the 2 hours!!!!
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank YOU, Darryl - you've lifted my spirits :-) xx
	3:59pm worldsworstrecords: I think you may have ;-)
	3:59pm Linda Lee: sounding perfect at the end! thanks Darryl!! delightful.
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Thank you Darryl!
	3:59pm Mr Fab: So great, you are the best at the Worst, D.
	3:59pm worldsworstrecords: Thank makes me very happy GG... bye evrybody xx

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from July 17, 2020

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July 17, 2020: The World's Worst Records Radio Show: Song-Poem Special

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Format	Approx. start time
No Artist Credited (Dodie Frost)	Song of Sin		Grand	EP	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Elmer S. Galloway	You’re Voice Is Like a Song		Tin Pan Alley	7"	0:03:36 (Pop-up)
Bob Storm	In That Mood Again "In That Mood Again" by "Bob Storm"		PRO	7"	0:05:50 (Pop-up)
Billy Grey	Miss Novak "Miss Novak" by "Billy Grey"		Tin Pan Alley	7"	0:10:45 (Pop-up)
Gene Marshall	Fly With Me Darling on a Rocket To the Moon		Preview	7"	0:11:47 (Pop-up)
John Muir	The Moon Men "The Moon Men" by "John Muir"	The Now Sounds of Today	Columbine	LP	0:13:51 (Pop-up)
Kay Weaver	Did You Ever feel Like Screaming?		Columbine	EP	0:18:03 (Pop-up)
Tony Rogers	Flash! Flash! Flash! "Flash! Flash! Flash!" by "Tony Rogers"		Star Crest	7"	0:21:14 (Pop-up)
Scotty Scott and the Swinging Strings	Antique Hunters Craze		Film City	7"	0:22:52 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent	Jenny Beloved "Jenny Beloved" by "Dick Kent"		MSR	7"	0:26:03 (Pop-up)
Cara Stewart	Song of the Burmese Land		Air	7"	0:29:59 (Pop-up)
Billy Grey	My Caroline "My Caroline" by "Billy Grey"		Tin Pan Alley	7"	0:32:04 (Pop-up)
Patty Wheeler	Don’t You Sweetheart Me		Abbey	7"	0:34:36 (Pop-up)
Gene Marshall	I Will Never Know "I Will Never Know" by "Gene Marshall"	Here’s Gene Marshall	Preview	LP	0:36:34 (Pop-up)
Frank Perry	Sin Street "Sin Street" by "Frank Perry"		Action	7"	0:39:13 (Pop-up)
Debbie Davies	Juicy Brucie "Juicy Brucie" by "Debbie Davies"		Songuild	7"	0:42:04 (Pop-up)
Ralph Lowe	What It’s All About – Our Bicentennial Year		Columbine Records	EP	0:44:08 (Pop-up)
John Fluker	Jubilee in the USA "Jubilee in the USA" by "John Fluker"		Columbine Records	EP	0:46:11 (Pop-up)
Rod Rivers and the "Singing Strings"	Texas Woman		Action	7"	0:49:53 (Pop-up)
John R. Taylor	Across the Miles "Across the Miles" by "John R. Taylor"		Tin Pan Alley	7"	0:52:55 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent	Gretchen’s New Dish "Gretchen’s New Dish" by "Dick Kent"		MSR	7"	0:54:47 (Pop-up)
Sonny Marshall	Lies of Love "Lies of Love" by "Sonny Marshall"		Air	7"	0:56:54 (Pop-up)
Bobbi Blake	Who Played House With You		MSR	7"	0:59:24 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent with the Lancelots	Hot Pants and Leather Boots	New Songs for ’71	MSR	LP	1:02:20 (Pop-up)
Bob Storm	Heart Repair Shop "Heart Repair Shop" by "Bob Storm"		AMSCO	7"	1:04:14 (Pop-up)
Buddy Raye	Bringin’ Back the Twistin’	Hollywood Sessions	Sunrise Records	LP	1:06:38 (Pop-up)
Frank Perry	The Stars and Stripes are Coming Through		Souvenir	7"	1:09:01 (Pop-up)
Joe Hall with Lew Tobin’s Orchestra	It Pays to Advertise		Sterling	7"	1:12:02 (Pop-up)
Rod Rogers and the Film City Orchestra	The 678th		Film City	7"	1:13:40 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent	Smiling Farmer – The President		MSR	7"	1:16:05 (Pop-up)
Roy Esser	Can I Pawn My Teeth To You?		J-Rad	7"	1:17:24 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent	Paper Is Important part 1		MSR	LP	1:20:17 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent	Paper is Important part 2		MSR	LP	1:21:47 (Pop-up)
Bob Storm	Bobby "Bobby" by "Bob Storm"		Halmark	7"	1:23:53 (Pop-up)
No Artist Credited (Jack Kimmell)	My Daddy, He Died in 1969		Halmark	EP	1:26:52 (Pop-up)
Carolyn Boyle	Three Little Children		Nu-Sound Records	7"	1:30:25 (Pop-up)
The Country Swingers	I Saw Jim Reeves Up There		Blu-J	7"	1:32:30 (Pop-up)
Todd Andrews	Sweatin’ It Out "Sweatin’ It Out" by "Todd Andrews"		Nu-Sound Records	7"	1:35:20 (Pop-up)
Bert Lowry	Voice of the Rose "Voice of the Rose" by "Bert Lowry"		Film City	7"	1:37:55 (Pop-up)
Bobbi Boyle and Dick Kent	Little Green Frog		MSR	7"	1:42:15 (Pop-up)
Rod Rogers	Little Rug Bug "Little Rug Bug" by "Rod Rogers"		Film City	7"	1:46:08 (Pop-up)
Sammy Marshall and the Party Crashers	Rock and Roll Boogie Beat		Silver Records	7"	1:50:43 (Pop-up)
The Rave-Ons	Foolish Heart "Foolish Heart" by "The Rave-Ons"	The Now Sounds of Today	Columbine Records	LP	1:51:29 (Pop-up)
Norm Burns and the Five Stars	Leader Wanted		Sterling	7"	1:52:20 (Pop-up)
Gene Marshall	– We Want Dick and Spiro, We Want Dick and Spiro, We Want Dick and Spiro		Preview	7"	1:55:12 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	1:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ready and looking forward to the show :-)
	2:00pm Martinibomb: Vroooom Vroooom let's get this speed buggy rolling!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: ...and we're off!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi MB! Hi Darryl! :-)
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: hey guys!
	2:00pm Rich in Washington: WOO HOO!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: hey GG: just so you know, it's the usual WWRRS 'goodbye-ee' tonight
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich! :-)
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank you, Darryl :-) I always have a singalong to that ;-) x
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: hey Rich!
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: sorry about the 'clicks'... this disc is cracked and I had to do some emergency repair work
	2:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: All adds to the atmosphere :-)
	2:04pm Linda Lee: oh boy.. here we go! hi! :-)
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Yo Linda!
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Linda Lee! :-)
	2:05pm Mr Fab: Hi Darryl! After the Mrs Miller extravaganza, the usually eccentric world of song-poems will sound as easy on the ears as ambient Eno.
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Mr F!!
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Mr Fab! :-)
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: a real rarity: a song-poem audio advert
	2:06pm Mr Fab: mucho thanks to Martinibomb for assisting Jason today.
	2:06pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed: a medal for MB!
	2:08pm Linda Lee: holy hell, Darryl. this is phenomenal
	2:08pm Linda Lee: holy hell, Darryl. this is phenomenal. hi love!
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you Linda x
	2:08pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi everyone, it's not much of camping weather, so I'll sit back and enjoy hearing Darryl doing my work for me :-)
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: hey Jan!
	2:09pm Linda Lee: one of the greatest records time & money can produce!!!! now we know what's possible!
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Hi GeorgyGirl! Hi Mr. Fab! Hi worldsworstrecords! Hi Jan! Hi Linda Lee!
	2:09pm notsoKWYET: HEY HEY all
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Hi Martinibomb! Thanks for rescuing Jason this morning!
	2:09pm Linda Lee: i want to send my song in! it could be the turning point of my life!!!!
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: hey NSK!
	2:10pm Linda Lee: what's that addy???
	2:10pm Linda Lee: holy bollocks this is a dream come true!
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi NSK! :-)
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Come chat with us, lurkers!
	2:11pm notsoKWYET: How's it going GG
	2:11pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - ploughing through playlists ;-)
	2:11pm solo mon: I’ve been listening but just now “entering the chat room”
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: hey solo!
	2:11pm Linda Lee: solo mon!!! welcome to the ORGY of SIMPLY TERRIBLE STUFF
	2:12pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi solo! :-)
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: Darryl - what does Niall think of all these tunes?
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: What up Solo
	2:12pm notsoKWYET: OOooops.. .I meant HELLlllLLLllloooooOOooOoooOoOOooo solo
	2:12pm solo mon: LOL sounds like just the place for me Linda Lee!
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: he's locked himself away where he can't hear them NSK!
	2:13pm Linda Lee: let's fly, darling, with a rock and a spoon!
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This feels like an extended Wednesday ;-)
	2:13pm solo mon: Hi GG hi Notso hi Darryl who else is here????
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: ...although I do have a CD of favourite song-poems ripped for long car journeys!
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: that's the hope, GG
	2:14pm Linda Lee: i think i may die
	2:14pm solo mon: Rich! Hie there,
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: don't say that Linda! Unless it's die laughing!
	2:15pm notsoKWYET: Oh to be a fly on the wall during ALL of these recording sessions, particularly when they are listening back
	2:15pm solo mon: heLlloOooOoo!
	2:15pm Linda Lee: that's the danger darlin help
	2:16pm Linda Lee: what in the lovin mother of god is this
	2:16pm solo mon: nope don’t listen just press it.
	2:16pm solo mon: Is he singing about quarantine?
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	2:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Not the Quorn Teen!
	2:17pm solo mon: “I don’t need no darn chorus.”
	2:17pm Mr Fab: Now there's a band name: The Quaren-Teens.
	2:18pm solo mon: Corn Teens
	2:18pm notsoKWYET: How about Farty Twister Face Teens ;)
	2:18pm worldsworstrecords: haha!
	2:19pm solo mon: I’m obsessed w the quorn version of chicken cordon bleu
	2:19pm solo mon: OMG notso HAAAaaaaaa
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: Chicke Quordon Bleu, surely? And if it isn't called that, it should be!
	2:21pm solo mon: It actually isn’t called that and they are dead stupid for not calling it that. It’s called like breaded quorn patty w sharp cheese.
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Farty Twister Face Teens? I don't know what you could possibly mean ... lol
	2:21pm notsoKWYET: Ok that joke is dead.... until next week
	2:23pm Beany: Finally made it, although I was listening on my phone. Now relax...
	2:23pm Rich in Washington: Howdy, solo mon! Howdy, notsoKWYET!
	2:23pm solo mon: GG Alls I can say is the comment board lives forever.
	2:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: How do strings "swing"?
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: Beany!!
	2:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - an additional fact .. I was in my 20s ;-)
	2:24pm solo mon: Even though the twister session wasn’t archived
	2:24pm Linda Lee: around one's neck, i think..
	2:24pm solo mon: Ah I see!
	2:24pm Beany: Loved The Moon Men
	2:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The warped noise is adding a certain je ne sais quoi to this :-)
	2:25pm worldsworstrecords: wasn't that wonderful, Beany?
	2:25pm Linda Lee: and a certain MOi NON PLUS too
	2:25pm solo mon: Hi beany
	2:25pm Rich in Washington: I dreamt I was making a fish stick casserole this morning.
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Linda Lee - Lol!!!! :-)
	2:25pm Linda Lee: that was absolutely incredible.
	2:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - I'm not sure how I feel about that ... lol
	2:26pm solo mon: Antique Hunters Craze. I know how they feel.
	2:27pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed, Linda! I did 'DENTIST' this one once!
	2:28pm notsoKWYET: Howdy @Rich!
	2:28pm Beany: Hello solo. Hello everyone. I have a note from my mum...
	2:28pm solo mon: How will the fish play fetch if we take all their sticks away.
	2:28pm Rich in Washington: Beany!
	2:29pm notsoKWYET: What... IS ... THIS... lol
	2:29pm Linda Lee: dead people are so hard to get.
	2:30pm Mr Fab: THere's a good doc film abut the song-poem world called "Off The Charts." watching's Ramsey Kearney's face as he hears "Blind Man's Penis" for the first time in decades was priceless.
	2:30pm Rich in Washington: I had a ton of dreams last night. I traveled to Europe. I hosted a party. I drove my dad's old, long gone '65 Ford pickup truck - in the snow, no less. I saw Chris & Cosey doing a performance on the side of the road.
	2:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - that's a full night!
	2:31pm notsoKWYET: I had a really serious dream the other day where I talked to Bowie for hours
	2:31pm solo mon: Whoa rich, were Chris and corey performing October love song by any chance ????
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: John Trubee sent me a copy of Blind Man's Penis a couple of months ago and then a few days later, Kearney died.
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: Off the Charts is an excellent documentary...
	2:31pm solo mon: Cosey
	2:31pm Linda Lee: what did you talk about, notsoKWYET?
	2:32pm Rich in Washington: They were performing some kind of tape loop piece out of the back of a van.
	2:32pm solo mon: I have been having crazy dreams this week. I fought a demon entity in my living room last night. It was crazy.
	2:33pm Mr Fab: yay, the Incorrect Music classic 'Song of the Burmese Land.' The show was obsessed with this song. Since the lyrics were written by one "L Hazelwood" there was of course the question if Lee H wrote it. Steve Shelley of Sonic Youth got in touch with Lee in Sweden or wherever he was living to ask hi.m He denied it, saying: I haven't written anything that bad since I was 5.
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: I had a horrid dream last night about my dogs... not nice
	2:34pm solo mon: Oh sorry wwr! I had a weird and scary one abt my cat the other night that really felt real but it wasn’t
	2:34pm notsoKWYET: @lindaLee it was an indepth conversation about the music industry -- and how to exist within that as an artist without compromising too much
	2:35pm Linda Lee: new stresses, new dreams.
	2:35pm Linda Lee: @notsoKWYET ~ wow! that's wonderful! what did he offer as advice?
	2:36pm notsoKWYET: I think one of the weirdest things is when you are in a space that you accept as your childhood house, or where you live no or wherever... except it's nothing like it at all
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: Thanx solo... nothing to worry about though: I've always been able to tell myself 'it's just a dream' while I'm dreaming, or can force myself awake if I'm having a nightmare. I'm odd
	2:36pm solo mon: The weird thing is the dream also involved thrift shopping with Linda Evans who was my best friend.
	2:37pm Linda Lee: i do the same, Darryl. it's a good thing to do.
	2:37pm worldsworstrecords: agreed Linda
	2:37pm notsoKWYET: #linda --- i can't really put it into words anymore ... it's kinda faded unfortunately --- but it felt really profound when I was dreaming it... and i realized it was dream while I was in it
	2:38pm Linda Lee: lovely. :-)
	2:40pm Beany: Is there a UK version of the song poem?
	2:40pm Linda Lee: i'm thinkin this is my fave so far, Darryl. down on Sin Street. he says he's glad but he sure sounds regretful.
	2:40pm notsoKWYET: If i saw this record in a stack -- i'd be sooo excited...the name sounds like and the label looks really soul/garage'y
	2:41pm solo mon: My dreams have all been so banal and boring/ stressful for years, but lately they have gotten wild. Like I’m serious I would dream about packing a bag and rushing to the airport. Now I’m helping Linda Evans with an important audition and fighting demons.
	2:41pm worldsworstrecords: there are a few, Beany... and oddly a few US companies managed to license their tracks over here (I have a few in my collection) but the UK business was mostly during the sheet music era
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: the flip side of this is on later.. its a rare Rodd Keith track
	2:42pm Beany: I sense a business opportunity! Don't tell Simon Cowell though.
	2:42pm notsoKWYET: @solo --- were you like "let's get this audition Linda... let's make Ysnni happy again"
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: One of my most treasured finds...
	2:43pm notsoKWYET: This is a really cool song ---
	2:43pm ARB: Mr Fab, thanks for the extra info about Burmese Land, that one gets me every single time. I once spent a month in Burma and can relate to some of the lyrics, though not "like monkey land"
	2:43pm Linda Lee: this is .... incredibly juicy
	2:43pm notsoKWYET: it's like some folk singer hired Rick wakeman to make crazy sounds in the background
	2:43pm Mr Fab: Oh man, you have got to put together a song-poem CD as a Marathon premium, Darryl. And please put "Sin Street" on it.
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: I get that, NSK :-)
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: I'll try to remember to do that Mr F
	2:45pm Linda Lee: wow. is this a patriotic-style vocal?
	2:45pm ARB: Juicy Brucie is WONDERFUL!
	2:45pm worldsworstrecords: hey ARB! Welcome!
	2:46pm solo mon: Yes, actually, notso- I met her at a mall food court. She was crying so we stopped and talked to her she was feeling like she was about to blow a real important audition, so we closed down the food court and workshopped her scene. Suddenly we were bffs and going to a flea market looking for the right costume. But I got distracted at a place that had real life Peter max butterflies that you could buy as a pet and I lost Linda. I hope she got that part !
	2:46pm solo mon: Hey ARB!
	2:47pm ARB: Hi Solo! Hi WWR! Hi evrybody!
	2:47pm Mr Fab: My dreams are so boring compared to your, solo! You're welcome, ARB. I'm also happy to report that the studio where "Burmese Land" was recorded was in the LA neighborhood of Northridge where I grew up. And where Mrs Miler used to live. Imagine if those two forces had ever joined? (You actually visited Burma? Isn't it a dictatorship? Wasn't sure if they'd appreciate visitors)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: We're not allowed to call it Burma anymore
	2:48pm Linda Lee: if Lou hadn't found drugs..
	2:48pm Mr Fab: This one's hilarious. Like a Trump speech put thru autotune.
	2:48pm ARB: I was there in 2012 and "let the people sleep" (because of religious lectures being blasted on temple megaphones 24 hours a day) and the permit rant is real.
	2:49pm solo mon: D press shun
	2:49pm notsoKWYET: Columbine Records had some JAMMMMS
	2:49pm ARB: I loved it though, amazing food too
	2:50pm zmzm: oh no, went bank missed good part pf the show
	2:50pm solo mon: I wasn’t going to but this song just won me over to click star
	2:50pm Linda Lee: no, that's not a Trump speech. too complex a concept.
	2:50pm ARB: Ahh, Northridge is where I get auto body work done, didn't know all the great history
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Hey zmzm!
	2:51pm Linda Lee: this arrangement really stinks.
	2:53pm Linda Lee: your voice is breaking up a bit, dear ~
	2:54pm worldsworstrecords: thanks Linda... I'll try and sort that
	2:54pm ARB: The Burma/Mynamar debate is complex. It was the dictatorship who changed the name, but it was the colonial power who named it Burma.
	2:55pm solo mon: Doo doo
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: Gretchen full of doo-doo!!!!
	2:56pm solo mon: Different kind of scat music.
	2:56pm notsoKWYET: hey Dick how was work? Recorded and new song... think it's gonna be a hit. look out for Gretchen's New Dish
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: I'm sure lots of you know that this was recorded twice, the second version by Bobbi Blake (IIRC), and there Gretchen was full of 'dosey-do'!
	2:57pm solo mon: Nope didn’t know that!
	2:57pm Mr Fab: Li'l Fab wants to say hello.
	2:57pm ARB: Li'l Fab! Hi!
	2:57pm Mr Fab: hi
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: hi L'il Fab!
	2:57pm solo mon: Hi lil fab!!!
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi L'il Fab!
	2:58pm Linda Lee: Hey Honey!! :-)
	2:58pm Mr Fab: :)
	2:58pm solo mon: :-)
	2:59pm Beany: Hi L'il Fab from England
	2:59pm solo mon: Do you like the song poems lil Fab?
	2:59pm Mr Fab: i like England!
	3:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: England likes YOU :-)
	3:00pm Mr Fab: yeah i like the songs and poems!
	3:00pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed it does!
	3:00pm solo mon: This lady and squeeze love singin about cofffee cups
	3:01pm Linda Lee: coffee cup as metaphor.
	3:01pm Linda Lee: i wanna know more about Bobbi Blake.
	3:02pm Linda Lee: still breaking up honey! :-(
	3:02pm worldsworstrecords: did that sound ok, Linda?
	3:02pm solo mon: Aw shoot you are cutting out a bit still
	3:02pm Mr Fab: Me again. She said she likes British accents. Thanks everyone, she got a real kick out of you all greeting her. And is now off to play with cats.
	3:03pm Linda Lee: good thing she left for the kinky part, Mr F. this is the kinky part.
	3:03pm solo mon: Aw she so cute! Also has the right priorities (cats)
	3:03pm worldsworstrecords: cool!
	3:03pm Beany: I was in Liverpool yesterday, where my family now live. They really do talk like the Beatles.
	3:04pm worldsworstrecords: earrings and bangles that dingle and dangle...
	3:04pm notsoKWYET: i can' t believe there was a song about what I was wearing today
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I was supposed to be in Liverpool in May :-(
	3:05pm Linda Lee: and chains!! and hot pants and leather boots! i think that song just described the development of my youthful sexuality.
	3:05pm Crudbringer: Man these really are the world's worst records. Ken doesn't even play stuff this bad.
	3:05pm Linda Lee: we'll have to go when i visit, GG.
	3:05pm Linda Lee: Ken's an amateur, Crudbringer.
	3:05pm worldsworstrecords: hey Crudbringer! welcome!
	3:06pm Linda Lee: Darryl is ACES.
	3:06pm Mr Fab: Crudbringer, that's why I needed to start this channel - gotta sequester the really "special" records.
	3:06pm worldsworstrecords: blush
	3:06pm Beany: I live about a mile from where the actor Robert Shaw was born (Jaws). The local pub is named after him. Pity since he was an alcoholic like his father...
	3:07pm Linda Lee: you've now entered Sheena's Jungle Room, a very special universe.
	3:07pm worldsworstrecords: lol! That's hysterical, Beany!
	3:08pm Linda Lee: (yeah yeah yeah!!!)
	3:08pm Crudbringer: Sweet Jesus.
	3:09pm Beany: My daughter went to the same school as Sir Ian McKellan...but not at the same time!
	3:09pm Mr Fab: I think of Robert Shaw as Irish, for some reason. For all these years. Oops.
	3:09pm Linda Lee: begging for mercy gets you nowhere here..
	3:09pm Linda Lee: didn't think you were quite that aged, Beany.
	3:10pm Mr Fab: "Sweet Jesus"? Ooh, do you want bad RELIGIOUS records? That can be arranged!
	3:10pm Beany: He lived and died in Ireland. Born in Westhoughton, a suburb of Bolton.
	3:10pm worldsworstrecords: ... i have plenty of those I could be playing!
	3:10pm Crudbringer: Nah, don't step on Micah's toes. You do you. This show is FANTASTIC.
	3:11pm Crudbringer: Somethin's "blowin" all right...
	3:11pm Linda Lee: that sounds like another special program, Darryl. so: we have sex, drugs and religion all lined up!
	3:11pm Linda Lee: we have the conventional religions, however..
	3:12pm Mr Fab: if you say an all-Little Marcy special, I may run screaming...
	3:13pm worldsworstrecords: definitely... a whole hour of Marcy MUST BE DONE!
	3:14pm Beany: Sex and religion? That calls for Jess Yates and his Stars On Sunday LPs.
	3:14pm Linda Lee: no little marcy. please god no.
	3:14pm Mr Fab: Nooooo!
	3:15pm worldsworstrecords: oops.. got my tracks in a twist!
	3:16pm Beany: Are these coloured releases originals or reissues?
	3:17pm Linda Lee: Wow.. a Jimmy Carter fan song!
	3:17pm worldsworstrecords: originals, Beany
	3:17pm Crudbringer: (sorry - is there a programming grid (like wfmu.org/table) for the alt streams?)
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: www.wfmu.org...
	3:18pm ARB: I'm filling in for Jan next Friday, Darryl is setting the bar very low (high), but I will aim to please and be flattered if anyone runs screaming
	3:18pm worldsworstrecords: Not strictly a song-poem, but it's my show and I wanted to include it!
	3:18pm Mr Fab: I think the reissues were just CDs? Pretty cool that song-poem companies released colored vinyl. About the only thing they DID spend any money/imagination on.
	3:18pm ARB: It's incredible!!
	3:18pm worldsworstrecords: yay! I'm ready to hand over to you ARB...
	3:19pm Linda Lee: this is amazing...
	3:21pm ARB: is part two about toilet paper?
	3:21pm worldsworstrecords: am i still 'popping' when I'm on the mic? I think it's feedback from my end
	3:21pm Crudbringer: (ty - I recall seeing similar links for the "new" main schedule before it rolled out - do you just have to know the magic number in the "?period=1234" bit, or are they linked somewhere and I'm just missing it?)
	3:21pm Mr Fab: Crudbringer, apart from the Sheena's schedule that Georgy linked to, if you go the WFMU homepage and click on LISTEN, you'll see the drop-downs for the alt-streams. Not easy to find, but there are talks to redesign the homepage so the alt-streams are easier to find.
	3:21pm Linda Lee: still popping a bit, love. with a delay.
	3:22pm worldsworstrecords: bum...
	3:23pm Linda Lee: this one must've come from the National Pulp Board
	3:23pm Crudbringer: Oh, duh, sorry - I see it now. When you bring up the big LISTEN dropdown, then there's a flyout to the side which links to the grid - got it, thanks much.
	3:23pm notsoKWYET: wow... didn't realize paper was this important!
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is he not just listing the reasons why what's on the paper is important? :-)
	3:23pm Beany: I agree. I once worked at a place that designed and built paper mills.
	3:24pm notsoKWYET: Totally GG Lol
	3:24pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!!
	3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The Alannis Morrisette School Of Not Understanding ;-)
	3:25pm Linda Lee: why Alannis Morrisette?
	3:25pm Mr Fab: yeah, the station has actually been having meetings about how to improve the homepage so you don't have to keep clicking on things to find the alt-streams and their info pages. Coming soon!
	3:25pm Beany: I don't understand other people that don't "get" these records.
	3:25pm worldsworstrecords: Well done Linda... another old favourite that I 'DENTIST!!'-ed
	3:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Sorry I'm not being chatty ... had some worrying news just before the how that I'm still processing. I'll rally myself in a bit <3
	3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Show, not how
	3:26pm worldsworstrecords: I may have 'DENTIST!!'-ed the next one too!
	3:26pm Linda Lee: oh no.. i'm sorry love!
	3:26pm Mr Fab: Linda, Alanis had a song called "Ironic" which demonstrated her ignorance of what the word means.
	3:26pm Jay: If only Bobby realized how important paper really was.
	3:26pm worldsworstrecords: oh, sorry GG... hope you're all ok my love x
	3:26pm Linda Lee: ah. missed that one.
	3:26pm Linda Lee: hahaha! that's write, Jay
	3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - the music is cheering me up :-) x
	3:27pm Mr Fab: @Jay: ha! @Linda: you are so lucky
	3:27pm Linda Lee: DENTIST!!!
	3:27pm Mr Fab: yikes, GG, well don't worry about us. You go take care of yourself.
	3:28pm worldsworstrecords: Hey Jay!
	3:28pm notsoKWYET: Ooo a song about daddies!
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - <3
	3:28pm Linda Lee: god how lugubrious.
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Daddy's 69 Death" would have been funnier. Made myself laugh there :-)
	3:29pm notsoKWYET: I know why he doesn't "have a wife and children"....
	3:29pm Linda Lee: pretty sick song there, Jack.
	3:29pm Crudbringer: "The food here is terrible! And the portions are so small!"
	3:30pm Linda Lee: hope the three little children aren't dead too.
	3:30pm worldsworstrecords: fewer 'pops' that time, Linda?
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: What people don't realise is that he wrote "My daddy Died in 1969" in 1968 ... ;-)
	3:30pm Linda Lee: OH FOR GODSAKE
	3:30pm solo mon: I’m still getting over the lady who got her head cut off like 20 mins ago
	3:30pm Linda Lee: still the same, Darryl.
	3:31pm zmzm: underbellies
	3:31pm worldsworstrecords: oh arse!
	3:31pm Linda Lee: i'd really rather hear about smokin dope and snortin coke
	3:31pm worldsworstrecords: is it just when I'm on the mic though, not during the records?
	3:31pm solo mon: Darryl what is your mic plugged into?
	3:32pm Linda Lee: yes, just you.
	3:32pm Mr Fab: Well hell, we gotta hear "Smokln Dope and Snorting Coke"!!!
	3:32pm worldsworstrecords: it's a USB mic, solo, and I'm using MIXXX
	3:33pm worldsworstrecords: I played that a couple of weeks ago on the regular show, Mr F
	3:33pm Linda Lee: DENTIST #5!!!
	3:33pm solo mon: That’s what’s up then probably those usb mics really don’t like streaming some times
	3:34pm solo mon: What channel is the mic out of? I’ve noticed if it’s anything other than channel 1 there’s some cut out.
	3:34pm worldsworstrecords: ah... I thought perhaps I was getting feedback so I've altered all of my playback levels
	3:34pm solo mon: I meant “mic in”
	3:35pm Linda Lee: wait. 'Jim's up there with the bastards" ..?
	3:35pm solo mon: It might be the latency that’s cutting itself out. Try the levels thingy.
	3:35pm worldsworstrecords: It's Channel 1, solo
	3:36pm solo mon: Please don’t cry while you sing, sir.
	3:36pm Linda Lee: sob
	3:36pm worldsworstrecords: ...put your sweet lips a little closer to the 'phone...
	3:37pm Linda Lee: no kidding!
	3:37pm worldsworstrecords: I always thought it was was 'up there with the bastards' too, Linda. I think it's supposed to be 'with the master...' though
	3:38pm Linda Lee: ah.
	3:38pm Crudbringer: I have to go watch my daughter bust open a space rock. If I don't make it back by the top of the hour - thank you so much, WWR, and I'll def. be tuning in again.
	3:39pm worldsworstrecords: Thanks Crudbringer... appreciate you being here!
	3:39pm Linda Lee: wow that's the voice of the rose??
	3:39pm Mr Fab: this is wonderful!
	3:40pm solo mon: Hopefully being lower volume will help that out for now. Still a great show!
	3:40pm Linda Lee: it really is.
	3:41pm Beany: THIS. This is marvellously bonkers!
	3:41pm solo mon: He is singing this as someone helps him down a flight of stairs?
	3:41pm Linda Lee: this is really something special. fabulous poem!!
	3:42pm Linda Lee: oop! no Darryl!
	3:42pm worldsworstrecords: damn! my mic just died on me!!
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I thought that was me!!
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have to apologise to my tablet for swearing at it now ;-)
	3:42pm Linda Lee: not a happy mic, that one
	3:44pm worldsworstrecords: No... I tried altering the settings and now it's died. Ah well, there's only one more link due, so we'll manage!
	3:46pm worldsworstrecords: There's a lesson for you: don't try and adjust your settings when you're in the middle of a broadcast!
	3:46pm notsoKWYET: i think Darryl should be a wedding DJ... except he plays just this stuff and the people getting married don't know until it happens
	3:47pm worldsworstrecords: haha! That would be a riot, NSK!
	3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - and the entire wedding party are in on it and act like nothing's amiss ;-)
	3:47pm Linda Lee: wow. this one's really special. i'm thinkin' it's not his 'heart' that gets a tug
	3:48pm notsoKWYET: 8 different requests from the wedding party for Dick Kent lol
	3:49pm notsoKWYET: You ready to bring this wedding up a notch.... I don't have the chicken dance but I do have Paper is Important Part 1 and 2
	3:49pm Linda Lee: ahahaha!!
	3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Everyone get on the dancefloor and do The Dentist!"
	3:50pm worldsworstrecords: I may go silen for a few econds after this... I'm trying to line an ad up, but it might not work as I've not tried to switch between players before
	3:50pm worldsworstrecords: It worked!!! there's clever!
	3:50pm Linda Lee: and for the couple's dance: Jenny Beloved!
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: How did that happen!!! My lips aren't moving! lol
	3:51pm Linda Lee: this is brilliant...
	3:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: You're doing a grand job, Darryl :-) xx
	3:52pm Power Papi: "Columbine Records" uhhhhh....
	3:52pm Mr Fab: Oh man, i'm laffin! If the bride or groom ask for something like Kool and The Gang's "Cellebrate," Darryl would be like, "Um, not familiar with that one..."
	3:53pm worldsworstrecords: Phew! I've learned a new skill tonight in case it ever happens again
	3:53pm Linda Lee: wow!!!! what a segue!!! i thought this was still the 'foolish heart' record!
	3:53pm notsoKWYET: The Beatles? who? Hmmm ... must not have been that popular
	3:53pm Linda Lee: real confused for a moment
	3:54pm worldsworstrecords: Thanks Linda!
	3:54pm Linda Lee: honestly, that was amazing!
	3:54pm worldsworstrecords: Right, just one more choon then it's all over to Georgy's for the Flange
	3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I've set the tea table :-) wfmu.org...
	3:55pm worldsworstrecords: www.wfmu.org...
	3:55pm Linda Lee: we want dick and what?
	3:56pm Linda Lee: just kidding
	3:56pm worldsworstrecords: Spiro... Spiro Agnew
	3:56pm Linda Lee: we want dick! and spiro!
	3:57pm worldsworstrecords: As the Pythons pointed out Spiro Agnew is an anagram of O Grow a Penis
	3:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Dick Nixon Before He Dicks You" as the saying used to go ...
	3:57pm Linda Lee: talk about a placeholder. spiro agnew!
	3:57pm worldsworstrecords: sorry, just 'Grow a Penis'... I checked!
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: BAHAHAH
	3:58pm Linda Lee: he was more of a nonentity than Gerald Ford!
	3:58pm worldsworstrecords: Well, thank you all for your company this evening (or afternoon)...and I hope to see you all on Wednesday as usual
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: Darryl - did i ever tell you I met eric Idle
	3:58pm ARB: Thank you Darryl. for the anagram and the 2 hours!!!!
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank YOU, Darryl - you've lifted my spirits :-) xx
	3:59pm worldsworstrecords: I think you may have ;-)
	3:59pm Linda Lee: sounding perfect at the end! thanks Darryl!! delightful.
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Thank you Darryl!
	3:59pm Mr Fab: So great, you are the best at the Worst, D.
	3:59pm worldsworstrecords: Thank makes me very happy GG... bye evrybody xx

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from July 17, 2020

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