WFMU: Vortex of Chaos with Bill Zebub: Playlist from July 19, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:01am mariano: Your Satanic Majesty, SataniCrew, demonoids.
	12:01am Cooh John: Awesome opening.
	12:01am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	12:01am BH: making midnight eastern on a Saturday night feel like 3am on a Thursday
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Dolor. Beckoning. Guests. Hello!
	12:04am coelacanth∅: greetings Bill Zebub and chaotic assemblage
	12:05am Bill Zebub: Greetings all!
	12:07am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Insane drooomer. Gods of Goof.
	12:09am Bill Zebub: This truly shall seem random
	12:10am Fox: Goooood evening to you all.
	12:11am Fox: I am about to try my hand at making guksoo, a cold Korean noodle dish.
	12:11am jsabsd: \m/
	12:11am Bill Zebub: Greetings Miss Fox, and JSA
	12:11am ?: hi bill
	12:13am Fox: I am pleased that I have such obnoxious neighbors because it makes me feel less guilty about blasting music with my windows open when there's still a dance party going on in the parking lot across the street.
	12:13am Bill Zebub: I hope you will enjoy the kookiness tonight
	12:16am Cooh John: Max out the kookiness.
	12:18am Rory: Hello, Vortex of Chaos it is!
	12:21am Cooh John: Have you seen Dr. Dumkopf?
	12:21am Ignatatus666: Already enjoying
	12:23am Ignatatus666: Is this Melissa from Mercyful Fate?
	12:24am Franco Twinkie: This is so good!!
	12:29am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Muppet Christ Superslap
	12:29am Rory: I wonder how many dick pics Jesus would get on ig. My fellow Catholics are quite obsessed with him.
	12:29am Bill Zebub: A trip down memory lane
	12:31am coelacanth∅: i did not know if we'd be hearing Dum Dum tonight
	12:32am Bill Zebub: One never knows
	12:32am coelacanth∅: good to hear again. (though i was out of the room for most of the mic break unfortunately)
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: I've never heard this show before. I was laughing so hard I had boogers running out of my nose.
	12:33am Ignatatus666: Is it true RonCo has a smokeless Jesus slapper?
	12:35am Rory: These words were actually spoken at a catholic wedding “I feel Christ’s love radiating from you all”. Hmm...
	12:35am Bill Zebub: Franco - more humor shall come
	12:36am coelacanth∅: Franco hahaha
	12:36am Franco Twinkie: Hold your best shit till I get out of the shower, Billy.
	12:40am kpx: just checking in real quick before hitting the sack, and I'm surprised to see at least three of the same commenters still posting since early this morning. don't you guys ever sleep ?.
	12:41am mariano: Brings back such memories, this voice.
	12:41am Rory: kpx: No sleep, all FMU, all day!
	12:45am mariano: We're doing naughty poems? I have one (though sadly not written by me): There was a young lady from Exeter So sexy all men craned their necks at her But one was so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
	👻 12:47am egal: The Best of Dum Dum.
	12:48am coelacanth∅: i'm trying to imagine if my biggest responsibility was to create visual art
	12:48am Rory: Cottage cheese
	12:52am kpx: Rory, Day and night and day and night. it seems like an addiction. I do believe if you all were to stop you would have withdrawal symptoms. don't know how you all do it. but more power to you.
	12:55am Rory: kpx: WFMU is our narcotic :D
	1:00am kpx: I saw someone mention the words dum dum. that wouldn't happen to be professor Dum Dum by chance.
	1:01am Bill Zebub: Indeed
	1:06am kpx: I was certain that he had retired at least 15 years ago.
	1:08am Fox: This has been a good soundtrack to my cleaning and writing.
	1:08am Bill Zebub: The Dumdum lab was last on two years ago, I think. You can do a search for Dumdum on the wfmu site.
	1:08am CDToaster: @kpx: The Professor makes a surprise appearance every once in a while, thanks to our sweet lord and savior.
	1:10am Bill Zebub: You might find it funny that I applied at a radio station that copies WFMU. I told them that they could finally have an authentic WFMU host, but the metal and the blasphemy were not wanted.
	1:10am litmus0001: @BillZ. This My Sleeping Karma sounds like a band out of Caracas Venezuela called La Mer. They put out a free album... Jesus, when was it? 10 yrs ago?
	1:10am CDToaster: @Fox: Would you like to share what you're writing about with me or us?
	1:11am Rory: What would be a good Bill Zebub movies as an introduction? So many, I can’t choose from. I do have the black metal and pagan metal on DVD.
	1:12am Bill Zebub: Rory - I cannot discuss that - it is a conflict of interest. (A radio host should not use the station to promote personal work)
	1:12am CDToaster: @Bill: Well, that might not have been what you wanted to hear them say, but WFMU listeners probably prefer to have you stick with us here so F-THEM! Never compromise yourself.
	1:13am Bill Zebub: I do not know the world, but I believe that WFMU if the only place for me. It is the island of misfit toys, and I am quite broken.
	1:19am Fox: CDT: I am writing about this comic book hypno sex scandal of which I am on the fringes.
	1:20am Fox: Bill - WFMU is definitely the first place I ever felt like I fit in, and yes, it is definitely the land of Misfit toys!!
	1:22am Rory: What Fox said
	1:23am kpx: holy crap I turn my radio on in time just to hear the professor say something about it takes less wood to crucify a baby. I forgot just how dark he was. and I remembered that Tom scharpling didn't like him.
	1:24am CDToaster: @Fox: It is said one should write about what they know so I guess you live quite an exciting life...
	1:25am CDToaster: @kpx: Try to remember only the good things...
	1:26am Bill Zebub: KPX - anger is a choice. My humor is only dark if it is experienced outside of the intention - which is to produce laughter
	1:26am Fox: @CDT: Really, my part went down 20 years ago. But the scandal just went public, and the writer in question got a lot more manipulative and dark over the years.
	1:27am Rory: WFMU is line that film Island of Lost Souls! What is law law! Are we not men!
	1:28am Rory: What is the law!
	1:28am spodiodi: No SPill Blood!
	1:29am Rory: No law, no more!
	1:29am spodiodi: steal from the rich!
	1:30am spodiodi: give to the poor!
	1:30am Bill Zebub: Tis the season to be imprisoned, fa law law law law, law law law law
	1:30am spodiodi: why waste wood!??
	👻 1:30am Ken From Hyde Park: Ape must not kill ape!
	1:31am spodiodi: Professor Bill Zebub it's an honor
	1:33am spodiodi: really miss dumdum's lab! was superstoked upon learning of your return
	1:34am Bill Zebub: It is really the callers who make the show entertaining.
	1:34am spodiodi: i had been asking what happened to you. Danne D finally had a little info... then BAM you're back
	1:34am spodiodi: i was going to ask: where is King Dean?!
	1:35am spodiodi: he and Prof DumDum had great chemistry
	1:36am Bill Zebub: The Tower of Destruction was my Tarot card...
	1:36am spodiodi: i'm pretty sure my neighbors miss hearing the poetry and creativity surrounding disposal of hideous babe
	1:37am spodiodi: hi everyone else too... sorry i'm a little excited
	1:38am spodiodi: been waiting to say THANK YOU, BILL ZEBUB! in person
	1:38am BH: of all the music genres to play in the background while watching Supermarket Sweep, this is one of them
	1:38am spodiodi: ish
	1:38am spodiodi: was just thinking about supermarket sweep one of my friends in college was on it once
	1:39am spodiodi: someone mentioned food shippig being a highlight during These Times (on here a couple of days ago) -- resisted mentionig the show then BAM you just did
	1:40am spodiodi: everything is coming up roses tonight
	1:40am kpx: Well alright, I just learned something new. Bill Zebub u r the professor. I never thought to meet you. How do you do. sorry if I stirred the pot by mentioning TS. anyway my memory is shot the s*** I won't even remember this before the week's over.
	1:40am spodiodi: i'll tape myself up now
	1:41am spodiodi: Professor DumDum!! YES
	1:41am coelacanth∅: sashimi
	1:41am spodiodi: i thought he was on from the chat (earlier) but wasn't listening at then
	1:42am spodiodi: i have 2 cans of blood od JC calling my name
	1:42am CDToaster: @ newbies: Mr. Zebub airs an interactive comedy show sometimes with awesome guest host Melissa that exudes blasphemy and devil worship. Only on FMU can you hear such a show. @spodiodi: we understand your excitement.
	1:43am spodiodi: has king dean called???
	1:43am spodiodi: thanks, CD :D excellent night
	1:47am spodiodi: HAIL PROFESSOR DUMDUM!
	1:47am kpx: now that was funny!
	1:48am Rory: One of my favorite songs ever!
	1:52am spodiodi: Bill Zebub, i _did_ find your interview story funny (dummies)... you might find it funny i was nearly evicted, with one of the complaints being "listens to heavy metal music" -- plenty of which originated from you (can only guess they also really loved the poetry / callers / ideas for disposal)
	1:52am spodiodi: well, not nearly. i told 'em to buzz off (easily)
	1:56am Franco Twinkie: I fell asleep in the shower. Did anything happen while I was gone?
	1:56am spodiodi: you didn't drown, Franco
	1:57am Franco Twinkie: If it didn't happen, does that count as anything?
	1:57am spodiodi: plus a good call just happened. plus music. oh, and me spazzin about the return of the good professor and mr zebub
	1:57am spodiodi: let me ask this cat i know
	1:59am Franco Twinkie: Spodiodi, I'm new around here. I still haven't figured out where they hide the candy.
	2:00am spodiodi: no one will tell me, so if you find any, please be kind
	2:00am coelacanth∅: Franco you have a clean spot
	2:00am spodiodi: i don't blame them (you should see my teeth!)
	2:01am spodiodi: coel, it's not polite to stare, eh?
	2:01am Franco Twinkie: Is it to late for a slice of cake?
	2:01am spodiodi: nope.
	2:02am spodiodi: i want to eat the rest of this bag of cookies, and drink jesus juice
	2:02am spodiodi: we're all out of cake
	2:03am Franco Twinkie: It was a theoretical question. I just wanted to see what you might be tempted with.
	2:03am coelacanth∅: i might have some chocolate babies in the fridge oh wait. hold on... oh, never mind. these aren't chocolate
	2:04am spodiodi: anything with sugar, salt, or fat. pref all 3
	2:04am Franco Twinkie: We have a big bag of pot cookies, but I want to get stuff done tomorrow.
	2:05am spodiodi: coel, you mean sugar babies?
	2:05am coelacanth∅: it's not too late here, Franco so it's not too late there
	2:05am spodiodi: i'll never fall for that old trick again (damn rabbits)
	2:05am Aaron M: Hello
	2:06am Bill Zebub: Greetings Aaron
	2:06am spodiodi: yum. aloha Aaron M hope you brought a fire suit
	2:06am Aaron M: How are you tonight
	2:06am coelacanth∅: spodi -external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	2:07am Aaron M: Yep I can get one lol
	2:07am Bill Zebub: Aaron - you get to hear my alter ego tonight
	2:07am Aaron M: No just logged on
	2:07am Rory: Wings spread wide!!
	2:08am spodiodi: tempting, coel. new to me
	2:08am Franco Twinkie: One of those chocolate mummies I might consider.
	2:09am Rory: Cosmic psychonaut blackened vibes!
	2:09am coelacanth∅: BABY mummies.
	2:09am spodiodi: UGLY BABY mummies
	2:10am spodiodi: on the 3rd day, they do a little dance, then: POW, to the moon!
	2:10am coelacanth∅: and it looks like they're naked. i always thought they were in swaddling clothes
	2:11am spodiodi: haha swaddling is never used in any other context, is it? XD
	2:11am spodiodi: mr. potato oranges are better because they bleed
	2:12am coelacanth∅: well -when you're an adult they call it a straightjacket
	2:13am spodiodi: would you like your swaddling jacket tonight, sir?
	2:15am Franco Twinkie: I think he needs a plaid golf club bag.
	2:15am spodiodi: some wingtips
	2:16am Franco Twinkie: A cheese grater on a long piece of pink yard.
	2:17am spodiodi: if i ask if you meant pink yard, are you going to show me a picture of a pink yard?
	2:17am spodiodi: (Franco)
	2:18am CDToaster: @Melissa: Your voice is radio-perfect. You're an excellent co-host. Hope to hear more of you. Have you appeared in any of the Professor's films?
	2:18am spodiodi: pink yarn* question to pink yard pic
	2:19am Bill Zebub: Melissa had a show on WNTI (as did I - that is how we met)
	2:20am Franco Twinkie: I was just making a suggestion based on personal preferences. Is that craft signaling?
	2:21am spodiodi: i'm not crafty enough to even know :\|
	2:21am spodiodi: i think it might be?
	2:22am spodiodi: \m/ Cliff
	2:22am Franco Twinkie: Now I'm sad but hopeful.
	2:23am coelacanth∅: interviewer: what is your preferred medium to work in Franco: i like cheese graters -and pink yarn, and plaid...
	2:24am Phil: The transition to this song from the previous was epic!
	2:25am coelacanth∅: dead sea apes.
	2:25am Franco Twinkie: Coel, You understand me. Why oh why can't you be a girl!
	👻 2:26am Ken From Hyde Park: Sir Cliff Richard
	2:28am coelacanth∅: i'll be a girl for you. well, a girl fish.
	2:29am spodiodi: (think caviar, Franco $$)
	2:30am spodiodi: Madder Mortem is one of my faves from the ole lab archives -- blood on the sand is my fave one
	2:30am coelacanth∅: well everyone says it's worth it
	2:30am Franco Twinkie: Shhhh! Chresti is asleep in a chair right behind me. She already thinks I have loose morals.
	2:30am Aaron M: Madder Mortem rawks
	2:30am spodiodi: i've listened to that jam 1000000x
	2:31am kpx: Oh bill Zebub, As I listen to More and more of the show, my memory is jogged even more to the point where I remember just how goofy and silly your humor really is.
	2:31am coelacanth∅: chresti likes your loose morals
	2:32am spodiodi: mmm slurm
	2:32am spodiodi: i was just telling the queen here that fri and sat nights on wfmu are fun because "ppl get loose"
	2:32am Franco Twinkie: She especially likes my loose molars.
	2:33am spodiodi: now i know who to blame: Franco. bad seed
	2:33am Fox: My Guksu is coming along quite nicely.
	2:33am coelacanth∅: she's got her eyes on those gold fillings
	2:33am spodiodi: tooth fairy can't wait, Franco. $$ cash in
	2:34am spodiodi: cool , Fox. ima go google that
	2:34am coelacanth∅: i wonder how Keilidh's doing
	2:35am spodiodi: oh, yum. i love korean food <3
	2:35am Aaron M: Korean bbq rawks
	2:36am Bill Zebub: Korean food is my favorite. (Koreander in Montclair NJ)
	2:36am Franco Twinkie: Spodiodi, now I know who stole the gods eye off my step van when it was parked next to the Panhandle.
	2:36am spodiodi: my best friend and his family immigrated, and spoiled me with excellent home-cooked korean food
	2:37am spodiodi: Franco: it's helping me keep away the hobbits. ok to keep? for a while? please?
	2:38am spodiodi: when my legal guardian went "away on business" one time, i nearly killedd myself eating way too much kim chi
	2:40am coelacanth∅: mmm kim chi. the only korean food i eat i think, but i eat a good bit of it
	2:42am spodiodi: read somewhere that all that pickled korean food may be causing cancer. but my liberty and freedom allow me to keep eating it
	2:43am spodiodi: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov... gastric epidemiology in korea
	2:44am spodiodi: YES
	2:45am spodiodi: more callers B^D
	👻 2:45am Ken From Hyde Park: Keilidh dropped a comment on the Shut Up, Weirdo board Friday, so evidently not all bad.
	2:46am spodiodi: good to hear, Ken. get well, Keilidh!
	2:48am Franco Twinkie: Dum Dum sounds like he has that certain something that the ladies go for in a big way! Bravo, Professor you have the keys to the kingdom.
	2:48am Fox: My Polish gramma's first and favorite daughter in law was from Korea, and so I grew up having polish and korean food at holidays.
	2:48am spodiodi: yum!
	2:49am Fox: There used to be a Russian / Uzbek / Korean cafe near me, and it was GREAT. I wish they hadn't closed.
	2:50am Franco Twinkie: Wow Fox, now THAT is fusion food!
	2:52am spodiodi: and other animals' hooves
	2:52am Fox: It was strange for me to see ethnically Korean people speaking Russian.
	2:52am spodiodi: anyone seen my gold lame' hoof covers?
	2:53am Franco Twinkie: Jello makes no sense to me as a food. Why not eat crayons, or floor wax?
	2:53am spodiodi: many people don't also know that store-bought frozen garlic bread often contains human hair.... mmmmm
	2:54am spodiodi: new shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping
	2:54am spodiodi: that's an SNL commercial feat Dan A., but guessing you knew that, eh Franco?
	2:55am coelacanth∅: Thanks Bill Zebub, all killer, no filler! good night, congregation
	2:56am spodiodi: thank you professor dum dum thank you thank you for so much thank you night all! :)
	2:56am Franco Twinkie: Crayons melted on garlic bread I might consider if this lock down goes on any longer.
	2:56am Bill Zebub: Join me Thursday in the deep night
	2:57am spodiodi: \m/ need to work naps into my schedule... should be worth it \m/
	2:57am Bill Zebub: Wednesday nights but technically Thursday mornings
	2:57am coelacanth∅: magenta crayons Franco those are the tastiest
	2:58am spodiodi: let m eknow what the heck burnt sienna tastes like if ya do, Franco
	2:58am Franco Twinkie: I now have a headache, but thanks anyway.
	2:58am kpx: Well professor dumb dumb it certainly has been a unexpected pleasure to hear you again. good night. good night everyone.
	2:59am spodiodi: i know have a shit-eating grin that isn't fading :D thank you bill zebub
	2:59am Alexis: I am confused and drunk . I just catched the last 4 minutes of the show , and the last called was a repetition from an old show from the mighty Professor .
	3:00am coelacanth∅: -and Thanks skelecrew! Keilidh i hope you're okay!
	3:00am spodiodi: btw, nice van, Franco

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July 19, 2020

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Diablo Swing Orchestra	Superhero Jagganath	Pacifiticuffs	Candleight	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Uhrijuhla	Juokse poika juokse "Juokse poika juokse" by "Uhrijuhla"	Jokainen on vapaa lintu	Svart Records	0:05:33 (Pop-up)
Nucleus Torn	Nothing Between You and Death	Neon Light Eternal	Prophesy Productions	0:09:15 (Pop-up)
Code	Affliction "Affliction" by "Code"	Mut	Agonia Records	0:13:18 (Pop-up)
Selcouth	Rusticus "Rusticus" by "Selcouth"	Heart is the Star of Chaos	I,Voidhanger	0:32:10 (Pop-up)
Tusmorke	I feel Like Midnight "I feel Like Midnight" by "Tusmorke"	Hinsides	Svart Records	0:47:58 (Pop-up)
K-X-P	Space Precious Time "Space Precious Time" by "K-X-P"	III Part 1	Svart Records	0:53:01 (Pop-up)
MORGLBL	Mariachi's Burger "Mariachi's Burger" by "MORGLBL"	Tea Time for Punks	Free Electric Sound	0:58:08 (Pop-up)
My Sleeping Karma	Vayu "Vayu" by "My Sleeping Karma"	Moksha	Napalm Records	1:03:23 (Pop-up)
Leaves' Eyes	Riders on the Wind "Riders on the Wind" by "Leaves' Eyes"	Sign of the Dragonhead	AFM	1:10:17 (Pop-up)
Bangladeafy	Trillionaire "Trillionaire" by "Bangladeafy"	Narcopaloma	Nefarious Industries	1:17:14 (Pop-up)
Islaja	Peace Pilot "Peace Pilot" by "Islaja"	Tarantulla	Svart Records	1:19:31 (Pop-up)
Asping	Nea Apokalypsis "Nea Apokalypsis" by "Asping"	The Lion of Piraeus	AnnapurnA	1:23:38 (Pop-up)
Devil Woshipper	Degenerate "Degenerate" by "Devil Woshipper"	Music for the Endtimes	I.Voidhanger	1:26:12 (Pop-up)
Parzival	Er Borea "Er Borea" by "Parzival"	Die Kulturnacht	Euphonious	1:30:26 (Pop-up)
Theatre of Tragedy	And When He Falleth	A Rose for the Dead	Swanlake	1:34:32 (Pop-up)
Vanishing Kids	Heavy Dreamer "Heavy Dreamer" by "Vanishing Kids"	Heavy Dreamer	Svart	1:52:01 (Pop-up)
The Sabbathian	Embrace the Dark "Embrace the Dark" by "The Sabbathian"	Latum Alternum	Svart	1:54:51 (Pop-up)
Coph Nia	Fire "Fire" by "Coph Nia"	The Dark Illuminati	Cold Meat Industry	2:01:33 (Pop-up)
New Light Choir	The Grand Architect	Torchlight	Svart Records	2:06:34 (Pop-up)
Morkobot	Ogrog "Ogrog" by "Morkobot"	Gorgo	Supernatural Cat	2:16:12 (Pop-up)
Cliff Richard	We Don't Talk "We Don't Talk" by "Cliff Richard"	We Don't Talk Anymore	EMI	2:21:35 (Pop-up)
Madder Mortem	If I Could "If I Could" by "Madder Mortem"	Red in Tooth and Claw	Dark Essence	2:25:40 (Pop-up)
Nina Hagen	Silent Love "Silent Love" by "Nina Hagen"	Fearless	Columbia	2:31:45 (Pop-up)
The Order of Israfel	The Earth Will Deliver what Heaven Desires	Wisdom	Napalm Records	2:35:50 (Pop-up)
Demensions	Over the Rainbow "Over the Rainbow" by "Demensions"	The Demensions	Crystal Ball	2:54:47 (Pop-up)
Echo and the Bunnymen	Lost and Found	Echo and the Bunnymen	Sire	2:57:55 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:01am mariano: Your Satanic Majesty, SataniCrew, demonoids.
	12:01am Cooh John: Awesome opening.
	12:01am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	12:01am BH: making midnight eastern on a Saturday night feel like 3am on a Thursday
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Dolor. Beckoning. Guests. Hello!
	12:04am coelacanth∅: greetings Bill Zebub and chaotic assemblage
	12:05am Bill Zebub: Greetings all!
	12:07am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Insane drooomer. Gods of Goof.
	12:09am Bill Zebub: This truly shall seem random
	12:10am Fox: Goooood evening to you all.
	12:11am Fox: I am about to try my hand at making guksoo, a cold Korean noodle dish.
	12:11am jsabsd: \m/
	12:11am Bill Zebub: Greetings Miss Fox, and JSA
	12:11am ?: hi bill
	12:13am Fox: I am pleased that I have such obnoxious neighbors because it makes me feel less guilty about blasting music with my windows open when there's still a dance party going on in the parking lot across the street.
	12:13am Bill Zebub: I hope you will enjoy the kookiness tonight
	12:16am Cooh John: Max out the kookiness.
	12:18am Rory: Hello, Vortex of Chaos it is!
	12:21am Cooh John: Have you seen Dr. Dumkopf?
	12:21am Ignatatus666: Already enjoying
	12:23am Ignatatus666: Is this Melissa from Mercyful Fate?
	12:24am Franco Twinkie: This is so good!!
	12:29am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Muppet Christ Superslap
	12:29am Rory: I wonder how many dick pics Jesus would get on ig. My fellow Catholics are quite obsessed with him.
	12:29am Bill Zebub: A trip down memory lane
	12:31am coelacanth∅: i did not know if we'd be hearing Dum Dum tonight
	12:32am Bill Zebub: One never knows
	12:32am coelacanth∅: good to hear again. (though i was out of the room for most of the mic break unfortunately)
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: I've never heard this show before. I was laughing so hard I had boogers running out of my nose.
	12:33am Ignatatus666: Is it true RonCo has a smokeless Jesus slapper?
	12:35am Rory: These words were actually spoken at a catholic wedding “I feel Christ’s love radiating from you all”. Hmm...
	12:35am Bill Zebub: Franco - more humor shall come
	12:36am coelacanth∅: Franco hahaha
	12:36am Franco Twinkie: Hold your best shit till I get out of the shower, Billy.
	12:40am kpx: just checking in real quick before hitting the sack, and I'm surprised to see at least three of the same commenters still posting since early this morning. don't you guys ever sleep ?.
	12:41am mariano: Brings back such memories, this voice.
	12:41am Rory: kpx: No sleep, all FMU, all day!
	12:45am mariano: We're doing naughty poems? I have one (though sadly not written by me): There was a young lady from Exeter So sexy all men craned their necks at her But one was so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
	👻 12:47am egal: The Best of Dum Dum.
	12:48am coelacanth∅: i'm trying to imagine if my biggest responsibility was to create visual art
	12:48am Rory: Cottage cheese
	12:52am kpx: Rory, Day and night and day and night. it seems like an addiction. I do believe if you all were to stop you would have withdrawal symptoms. don't know how you all do it. but more power to you.
	12:55am Rory: kpx: WFMU is our narcotic :D
	1:00am kpx: I saw someone mention the words dum dum. that wouldn't happen to be professor Dum Dum by chance.
	1:01am Bill Zebub: Indeed
	1:06am kpx: I was certain that he had retired at least 15 years ago.
	1:08am Fox: This has been a good soundtrack to my cleaning and writing.
	1:08am Bill Zebub: The Dumdum lab was last on two years ago, I think. You can do a search for Dumdum on the wfmu site.
	1:08am CDToaster: @kpx: The Professor makes a surprise appearance every once in a while, thanks to our sweet lord and savior.
	1:10am Bill Zebub: You might find it funny that I applied at a radio station that copies WFMU. I told them that they could finally have an authentic WFMU host, but the metal and the blasphemy were not wanted.
	1:10am litmus0001: @BillZ. This My Sleeping Karma sounds like a band out of Caracas Venezuela called La Mer. They put out a free album... Jesus, when was it? 10 yrs ago?
	1:10am CDToaster: @Fox: Would you like to share what you're writing about with me or us?
	1:11am Rory: What would be a good Bill Zebub movies as an introduction? So many, I can’t choose from. I do have the black metal and pagan metal on DVD.
	1:12am Bill Zebub: Rory - I cannot discuss that - it is a conflict of interest. (A radio host should not use the station to promote personal work)
	1:12am CDToaster: @Bill: Well, that might not have been what you wanted to hear them say, but WFMU listeners probably prefer to have you stick with us here so F-THEM! Never compromise yourself.
	1:13am Bill Zebub: I do not know the world, but I believe that WFMU if the only place for me. It is the island of misfit toys, and I am quite broken.
	1:19am Fox: CDT: I am writing about this comic book hypno sex scandal of which I am on the fringes.
	1:20am Fox: Bill - WFMU is definitely the first place I ever felt like I fit in, and yes, it is definitely the land of Misfit toys!!
	1:22am Rory: What Fox said
	1:23am kpx: holy crap I turn my radio on in time just to hear the professor say something about it takes less wood to crucify a baby. I forgot just how dark he was. and I remembered that Tom scharpling didn't like him.
	1:24am CDToaster: @Fox: It is said one should write about what they know so I guess you live quite an exciting life...
	1:25am CDToaster: @kpx: Try to remember only the good things...
	1:26am Bill Zebub: KPX - anger is a choice. My humor is only dark if it is experienced outside of the intention - which is to produce laughter
	1:26am Fox: @CDT: Really, my part went down 20 years ago. But the scandal just went public, and the writer in question got a lot more manipulative and dark over the years.
	1:27am Rory: WFMU is line that film Island of Lost Souls! What is law law! Are we not men!
	1:28am Rory: What is the law!
	1:28am spodiodi: No SPill Blood!
	1:29am Rory: No law, no more!
	1:29am spodiodi: steal from the rich!
	1:30am spodiodi: give to the poor!
	1:30am Bill Zebub: Tis the season to be imprisoned, fa law law law law, law law law law
	1:30am spodiodi: why waste wood!??
	👻 1:30am Ken From Hyde Park: Ape must not kill ape!
	1:31am spodiodi: Professor Bill Zebub it's an honor
	1:33am spodiodi: really miss dumdum's lab! was superstoked upon learning of your return
	1:34am Bill Zebub: It is really the callers who make the show entertaining.
	1:34am spodiodi: i had been asking what happened to you. Danne D finally had a little info... then BAM you're back
	1:34am spodiodi: i was going to ask: where is King Dean?!
	1:35am spodiodi: he and Prof DumDum had great chemistry
	1:36am Bill Zebub: The Tower of Destruction was my Tarot card...
	1:36am spodiodi: i'm pretty sure my neighbors miss hearing the poetry and creativity surrounding disposal of hideous babe
	1:37am spodiodi: hi everyone else too... sorry i'm a little excited
	1:38am spodiodi: been waiting to say THANK YOU, BILL ZEBUB! in person
	1:38am BH: of all the music genres to play in the background while watching Supermarket Sweep, this is one of them
	1:38am spodiodi: ish
	1:38am spodiodi: was just thinking about supermarket sweep one of my friends in college was on it once
	1:39am spodiodi: someone mentioned food shippig being a highlight during These Times (on here a couple of days ago) -- resisted mentionig the show then BAM you just did
	1:40am spodiodi: everything is coming up roses tonight
	1:40am kpx: Well alright, I just learned something new. Bill Zebub u r the professor. I never thought to meet you. How do you do. sorry if I stirred the pot by mentioning TS. anyway my memory is shot the s*** I won't even remember this before the week's over.
	1:40am spodiodi: i'll tape myself up now
	1:41am spodiodi: Professor DumDum!! YES
	1:41am coelacanth∅: sashimi
	1:41am spodiodi: i thought he was on from the chat (earlier) but wasn't listening at then
	1:42am spodiodi: i have 2 cans of blood od JC calling my name
	1:42am CDToaster: @ newbies: Mr. Zebub airs an interactive comedy show sometimes with awesome guest host Melissa that exudes blasphemy and devil worship. Only on FMU can you hear such a show. @spodiodi: we understand your excitement.
	1:43am spodiodi: has king dean called???
	1:43am spodiodi: thanks, CD :D excellent night
	1:47am spodiodi: HAIL PROFESSOR DUMDUM!
	1:47am kpx: now that was funny!
	1:48am Rory: One of my favorite songs ever!
	1:52am spodiodi: Bill Zebub, i _did_ find your interview story funny (dummies)... you might find it funny i was nearly evicted, with one of the complaints being "listens to heavy metal music" -- plenty of which originated from you (can only guess they also really loved the poetry / callers / ideas for disposal)
	1:52am spodiodi: well, not nearly. i told 'em to buzz off (easily)
	1:56am Franco Twinkie: I fell asleep in the shower. Did anything happen while I was gone?
	1:56am spodiodi: you didn't drown, Franco
	1:57am Franco Twinkie: If it didn't happen, does that count as anything?
	1:57am spodiodi: plus a good call just happened. plus music. oh, and me spazzin about the return of the good professor and mr zebub
	1:57am spodiodi: let me ask this cat i know
	1:59am Franco Twinkie: Spodiodi, I'm new around here. I still haven't figured out where they hide the candy.
	2:00am spodiodi: no one will tell me, so if you find any, please be kind
	2:00am coelacanth∅: Franco you have a clean spot
	2:00am spodiodi: i don't blame them (you should see my teeth!)
	2:01am spodiodi: coel, it's not polite to stare, eh?
	2:01am Franco Twinkie: Is it to late for a slice of cake?
	2:01am spodiodi: nope.
	2:02am spodiodi: i want to eat the rest of this bag of cookies, and drink jesus juice
	2:02am spodiodi: we're all out of cake
	2:03am Franco Twinkie: It was a theoretical question. I just wanted to see what you might be tempted with.
	2:03am coelacanth∅: i might have some chocolate babies in the fridge oh wait. hold on... oh, never mind. these aren't chocolate
	2:04am spodiodi: anything with sugar, salt, or fat. pref all 3
	2:04am Franco Twinkie: We have a big bag of pot cookies, but I want to get stuff done tomorrow.
	2:05am spodiodi: coel, you mean sugar babies?
	2:05am coelacanth∅: it's not too late here, Franco so it's not too late there
	2:05am spodiodi: i'll never fall for that old trick again (damn rabbits)
	2:05am Aaron M: Hello
	2:06am Bill Zebub: Greetings Aaron
	2:06am spodiodi: yum. aloha Aaron M hope you brought a fire suit
	2:06am Aaron M: How are you tonight
	2:06am coelacanth∅: spodi -external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	2:07am Aaron M: Yep I can get one lol
	2:07am Bill Zebub: Aaron - you get to hear my alter ego tonight
	2:07am Aaron M: No just logged on
	2:07am Rory: Wings spread wide!!
	2:08am spodiodi: tempting, coel. new to me
	2:08am Franco Twinkie: One of those chocolate mummies I might consider.
	2:09am Rory: Cosmic psychonaut blackened vibes!
	2:09am coelacanth∅: BABY mummies.
	2:09am spodiodi: UGLY BABY mummies
	2:10am spodiodi: on the 3rd day, they do a little dance, then: POW, to the moon!
	2:10am coelacanth∅: and it looks like they're naked. i always thought they were in swaddling clothes
	2:11am spodiodi: haha swaddling is never used in any other context, is it? XD
	2:11am spodiodi: mr. potato oranges are better because they bleed
	2:12am coelacanth∅: well -when you're an adult they call it a straightjacket
	2:13am spodiodi: would you like your swaddling jacket tonight, sir?
	2:15am Franco Twinkie: I think he needs a plaid golf club bag.
	2:15am spodiodi: some wingtips
	2:16am Franco Twinkie: A cheese grater on a long piece of pink yard.
	2:17am spodiodi: if i ask if you meant pink yard, are you going to show me a picture of a pink yard?
	2:17am spodiodi: (Franco)
	2:18am CDToaster: @Melissa: Your voice is radio-perfect. You're an excellent co-host. Hope to hear more of you. Have you appeared in any of the Professor's films?
	2:18am spodiodi: pink yarn* question to pink yard pic
	2:19am Bill Zebub: Melissa had a show on WNTI (as did I - that is how we met)
	2:20am Franco Twinkie: I was just making a suggestion based on personal preferences. Is that craft signaling?
	2:21am spodiodi: i'm not crafty enough to even know :\|
	2:21am spodiodi: i think it might be?
	2:22am spodiodi: \m/ Cliff
	2:22am Franco Twinkie: Now I'm sad but hopeful.
	2:23am coelacanth∅: interviewer: what is your preferred medium to work in Franco: i like cheese graters -and pink yarn, and plaid...
	2:24am Phil: The transition to this song from the previous was epic!
	2:25am coelacanth∅: dead sea apes.
	2:25am Franco Twinkie: Coel, You understand me. Why oh why can't you be a girl!
	👻 2:26am Ken From Hyde Park: Sir Cliff Richard
	2:28am coelacanth∅: i'll be a girl for you. well, a girl fish.
	2:29am spodiodi: (think caviar, Franco $$)
	2:30am spodiodi: Madder Mortem is one of my faves from the ole lab archives -- blood on the sand is my fave one
	2:30am coelacanth∅: well everyone says it's worth it
	2:30am Franco Twinkie: Shhhh! Chresti is asleep in a chair right behind me. She already thinks I have loose morals.
	2:30am Aaron M: Madder Mortem rawks
	2:30am spodiodi: i've listened to that jam 1000000x
	2:31am kpx: Oh bill Zebub, As I listen to More and more of the show, my memory is jogged even more to the point where I remember just how goofy and silly your humor really is.
	2:31am coelacanth∅: chresti likes your loose morals
	2:32am spodiodi: mmm slurm
	2:32am spodiodi: i was just telling the queen here that fri and sat nights on wfmu are fun because "ppl get loose"
	2:32am Franco Twinkie: She especially likes my loose molars.
	2:33am spodiodi: now i know who to blame: Franco. bad seed
	2:33am Fox: My Guksu is coming along quite nicely.
	2:33am coelacanth∅: she's got her eyes on those gold fillings
	2:33am spodiodi: tooth fairy can't wait, Franco. $$ cash in
	2:34am spodiodi: cool , Fox. ima go google that
	2:34am coelacanth∅: i wonder how Keilidh's doing
	2:35am spodiodi: oh, yum. i love korean food <3
	2:35am Aaron M: Korean bbq rawks
	2:36am Bill Zebub: Korean food is my favorite. (Koreander in Montclair NJ)
	2:36am Franco Twinkie: Spodiodi, now I know who stole the gods eye off my step van when it was parked next to the Panhandle.
	2:36am spodiodi: my best friend and his family immigrated, and spoiled me with excellent home-cooked korean food
	2:37am spodiodi: Franco: it's helping me keep away the hobbits. ok to keep? for a while? please?
	2:38am spodiodi: when my legal guardian went "away on business" one time, i nearly killedd myself eating way too much kim chi
	2:40am coelacanth∅: mmm kim chi. the only korean food i eat i think, but i eat a good bit of it
	2:42am spodiodi: read somewhere that all that pickled korean food may be causing cancer. but my liberty and freedom allow me to keep eating it
	2:43am spodiodi: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov... gastric epidemiology in korea
	2:44am spodiodi: YES
	2:45am spodiodi: more callers B^D
	👻 2:45am Ken From Hyde Park: Keilidh dropped a comment on the Shut Up, Weirdo board Friday, so evidently not all bad.
	2:46am spodiodi: good to hear, Ken. get well, Keilidh!
	2:48am Franco Twinkie: Dum Dum sounds like he has that certain something that the ladies go for in a big way! Bravo, Professor you have the keys to the kingdom.
	2:48am Fox: My Polish gramma's first and favorite daughter in law was from Korea, and so I grew up having polish and korean food at holidays.
	2:48am spodiodi: yum!
	2:49am Fox: There used to be a Russian / Uzbek / Korean cafe near me, and it was GREAT. I wish they hadn't closed.
	2:50am Franco Twinkie: Wow Fox, now THAT is fusion food!
	2:52am spodiodi: and other animals' hooves
	2:52am Fox: It was strange for me to see ethnically Korean people speaking Russian.
	2:52am spodiodi: anyone seen my gold lame' hoof covers?
	2:53am Franco Twinkie: Jello makes no sense to me as a food. Why not eat crayons, or floor wax?
	2:53am spodiodi: many people don't also know that store-bought frozen garlic bread often contains human hair.... mmmmm
	2:54am spodiodi: new shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping
	2:54am spodiodi: that's an SNL commercial feat Dan A., but guessing you knew that, eh Franco?
	2:55am coelacanth∅: Thanks Bill Zebub, all killer, no filler! good night, congregation
	2:56am spodiodi: thank you professor dum dum thank you thank you for so much thank you night all! :)
	2:56am Franco Twinkie: Crayons melted on garlic bread I might consider if this lock down goes on any longer.
	2:56am Bill Zebub: Join me Thursday in the deep night
	2:57am spodiodi: \m/ need to work naps into my schedule... should be worth it \m/
	2:57am Bill Zebub: Wednesday nights but technically Thursday mornings
	2:57am coelacanth∅: magenta crayons Franco those are the tastiest
	2:58am spodiodi: let m eknow what the heck burnt sienna tastes like if ya do, Franco
	2:58am Franco Twinkie: I now have a headache, but thanks anyway.
	2:58am kpx: Well professor dumb dumb it certainly has been a unexpected pleasure to hear you again. good night. good night everyone.
	2:59am spodiodi: i know have a shit-eating grin that isn't fading :D thank you bill zebub
	2:59am Alexis: I am confused and drunk . I just catched the last 4 minutes of the show , and the last called was a repetition from an old show from the mighty Professor .
	3:00am coelacanth∅: -and Thanks skelecrew! Keilidh i hope you're okay!
	3:00am spodiodi: btw, nice van, Franco

Vortex of Chaos with Bill Zebub: Playlist from July 19, 2020

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