WFMU: The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from September 25, 2020

Listener comments!
	9:56pm Leland: Good evening and welcome!
	10:01pm Constance De Witt: Affectionately welcoming you all.
	10:01pm Rich in Washington: hello! Should I take my shoes off?
	10:01pm Nigel Pugnel: Howdy!
	10:02pm ARB: Does that say "Covid you learn to love me?" or are my eyes just crossed from looking at my mask?
	10:02pm chresti: Good evening! What a lovely layout you got here!
	10:02pm Dusty Rosé: YOU Kindle my flames
	10:02pm StringOFperils: Good evening Mr. DeWitt. Would it be possible to have Jenkins move the Duesenberg out of the drive\/ It's difficult to have the men carry the Pasha's palanquin up to the terrace with it sitting there.
	10:03pm Dusty Rosé: Covid you love me? Cough if you do.
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm in the mood for some good dinner music.
	10:03pm Dusty Rosé: Those dang night birds
	10:03pm Constance De Witt: Tonight, we are learning how to love. Shoes off, mask on.
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: good evening Constance De Witt and Leland Meadows and everyone
	10:03pm chresti: Yes, give Covid some love.
	10:04pm A Romantic B: Love like it's as novel as a virus
	10:04pm chresti: Man! We're in a magazine!
	10:05pm Constance De Witt: Good evening ARB, Rosé, String, Martini, Rich, chresti , coel, Franco...
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: It's about time we all talk about luv, L-U-V!
	10:05pm A Romantic B: My mind IS changing
	10:05pm StringOFperils: I was coming in through the foyer and I got my ascot.
	10:06pm coelacanth∅: you best believe it Franco!
	10:06pm Leland: Oh Jackie, you mind bandit you!
	10:06pm A Romantic B: StringOfPerils your punkah wallah will be with you shortly
	10:07pm Dusty Rosé: We’re gonna need a special shelf for the hat .
	10:08pm Constance De Witt: Enjoy the buffet.
	10:08pm Dusty Rosé: Oh a buffet record my favorite genre!
	10:08pm A Romantic B: Enjoy solo, just please get a new plate each time
	10:08pm Dusty Rosé: Covid you pass me the salad tongs, Constance?
	10:09pm StringOFperils: Jimmy. In aspic! Delightful!!
	10:09pm Leland: Ooooh, I'm ready to double dip.
	10:09pm Dusty Rosé: Mind the sneeze guard.
	10:09pm Constance De Witt: Gently passing the tongs to Dusty...
	10:09pm A Romantic B: He's looking the other way
	10:10pm chresti: It looks like they're having fun poking that salad.
	10:10pm StringOFperils: Use the tong passer. It use to belong to the Queen Mother, don't you know.
	10:11pm A Romantic B: The song ended but I wanted thirds of romantic roast beef, is that okay?
	10:11pm coelacanth∅: i'm using my hands, i just washed my this afternoon, they're clean.
	10:11pm Dusty Rosé: The Royal tong passer!
	10:11pm The Royal Tong Passer: Keep on using me
	10:12pm Franco Twinkie: What is it that Marty Balin said - "I'm so full of love I could burst apart and start to cry."
	10:12pm Dusty Rosé: Roastmantic Beef, the beef of my heart!
	10:12pm coelacanth∅: hey isn't that tong passer also the leftover crouton gatherer?
	10:12pm The Royal Tong Passer: Is there any other kind of beef?
	10:13pm Dusty Rosé: Speaking of mellow drama I’m gonna smoke some weed.
	10:13pm Leland: Now. Is the time solo dearest. For that flame.
	10:14pm chresti: Over in the smoking parlor, Dusty.
	10:14pm Dusty Rosé: TRTP true, true. It all ends up in the heart.
	10:14pm StringOFperils: May I borrow your roller-skate key my dear? I need to just uh whoooa....whooo....keeerash....
	10:15pm Dusty Rosé: You could say it’s capped in beef heart.
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: Ernesto es mu chulo con lentes oscuro.
	10:16pm Constance De Witt: Please wash your hands with our complementary rose-perfumed moist towelettes.
	10:16pm Dusty Rosé: Ok I’m lighting a torch rn ((cough cough ))
	10:17pm The Royal Tong Passer: Fast and Bulbous
	10:17pm Dusty Rosé: The moistest!
	10:17pm Franco Twinkie: I wish I could fire one up, but my allergies are bothering me.
	10:18pm Dusty Rosé: Franco I sneezed like 20 times this morn! Felt it in my fingertips.
	10:18pm Mr Fab: What-ho, chums! Allow me to loosen my cummerbund, and I shall join you all in the parlor.
	10:19pm Constance De Witt: Well, hello, Mr. Fab.
	10:19pm Leland: Good evening Mister Fabulous, we have a seat for you in the front parlour.
	10:19pm StringOFperils: What an exotic fragrance that cigarette exudes my friend. Rather, uh, ropey. Takes me back to those halcyon days on the island of Bora Bora, when we'd bet on the virgins, and the volcano, and all that. ah what memories. Have you uh, ahem, the ...well, what I mean is....the buffet, have you tried it?
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Dusty, some one who knows about these things told me what makes you feel good will make you feel bad 'cause it's pollen for fucks sake!
	10:20pm Dusty Rosé: It’s moorish hash sprinkled over opium poppies, wanna try?
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: SHUT UP!
	10:21pm StringOFperils: Try?!! Why, I...well, I suppose a little wouldn't alter the course of ....sure. Lay it on me.
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Lenny Dee!
	10:22pm Dusty Rosé: Nice organ, Lenny.
	10:23pm Constance De Witt: Leland is quite the tippler!
	10:23pm chresti: MMm..moorish hash spinkles sounds good.
	10:23pm Leland: Good Constance, dear, may I have my Scotch bottle returned dear heart?
	10:23pm Dusty Rosé: stringofperils its less dangerous than a buffet in these times...
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: Hash sprinkles on a cupcake my dear?
	10:24pm Dusty Rosé: Nothin says love like moorish hash sprinkles.
	10:26pm coelacanth∅: i'd really like a cupcake but the cupcake passer seems to have passed out
	10:27pm StringOFperils: Huummm....mmm..hmmm....odd. I hadn't noticed the angels sitting on the mantelpiece until this moment. This moonlight is delicious....hmmmmmm....
	10:27pm Leland: One cupcake for Coel coming up!
	10:27pm Leland: One moonlight beam for StringOFperils!
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: Thank you kindly
	10:28pm StringOFperils: A child , and then a woman. Isn't it always the way.....zzzz...oh, uh...yes, yes, precisely so....I....
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Oh my little cupcake, can I take you to the city dump in my Nash Metropolitan?
	10:29pm coelacanth∅: -oh wait! ...moonlight beams? i want... .... could i possibly have 1/2 a cupcake and 1/2 a moonlight beam?
	10:29pm The Cupcake Passer: Oh yes, here we go, I was just resting my eyes...
	10:30pm Leland: If everyone would be so ever kind to take a glance under your seat and embrace the magenta envelope with your left hand, you will find one personal moonbeam per.
	10:30pm coelacanth∅: i'll go anywhere, anytime in a Nash Metropolitan
	10:31pm Dusty Rosé: I was a woman, then a child. Then a person then a television.
	10:31pm StringOFperils: Oh! Of all the....how splendid this all is!
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Those are some kinda fancy cupcakes. I would feel like a cad to violate one, but hey, if you insist.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I think The Suburban Lawns did a cover of Green Fire.
	10:33pm coelacanth∅: i thought that was just a regular glo-stick. this is good news!
	10:34pm StringOFperils: I feel so peculiar now. Perhaps that Moorish hash isn't sitting so well on top of the di-ethyl azama I dropped in the billiard room earlier.
	10:34pm doctorjazz: Any cupcakes cupcakes left over?
	10:34pm Dusty Rosé: Sometimes I wish I was a cupcake, but without frosting. But would that just make me a muffin?
	10:35pm coelacanth∅: check the cupcake passer's bulging jacket pockets, doctor
	10:36pm Franco Twinkie: Hey Doc, as a medical professional would you recommend cupcakes stuffed with hash on a empty stomach?
	10:37pm doctorjazz: Nah, Franco, need a pizza first (whole pie)
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: and if there are no more cupcakes in there you can achieve the desired effect by licking the inside of the pocket.
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: She looks swathed in pink frosting.
	10:38pm Leland: Welcome Doc Jazz and by all means have one of the many pizza variations on display, at our buffet.
	10:39pm Dusty Rosé: Frosting? That’s my sisters name. Is she here?
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Plenty of ham sanitizer. Right next to the canapes. Just shoo those angels away, they won't mind.
	10:39pm The Cupcake Passer: There's enough pocket for all to lick just only take what you need
	10:39pm Leland: Frosting, your brother is in the front room. Frosting, calling frosting.
	10:40pm Dusty Rosé: Frosting DeMenthe. Do you know her?
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Hang onto your cupcake, here it comes.
	10:40pm doctorjazz: Where was this record when I needed it?
	10:40pm Risque in Washington: this is getting a little steamy!
	10:41pm Dusty Rosé: We all know the ham sanitizer is the cornerstone of marriage.
	10:41pm Constance De Witt: Cab Calloway records, uff!
	10:41pm StringOFperils: In the library, I believe that's where Consuela puts the records, if memory serves. This is where this week's moist salami theme crops u again, isn't it....
	10:42pm Leland: Would that salami be, by chance... moist?
	10:42pm Dusty Rosé: The moistest.
	10:43pm The Cupcake Passer: Good night Jane
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: c'mon c'mon i been wondering about this for 50 years
	10:43pm Leland: Heavens to Murgatroid.
	10:43pm Dusty Rosé: One in body if ya know what I mean
	10:43pm Constance De Witt: We want to be one!
	10:43pm The Cupcake Passer: Until their stuffing comes out
	10:44pm StringOFperils: Humped the stuffing right out of her, Ho ho ho. Such a precocious child.
	10:44pm coelacanth∅: so, daddy hugged you right out of mommy
	10:44pm Dusty Rosé: Baby Model / Model Baby
	10:44pm doctorjazz: I don't think I'll sleep...
	10:45pm Dusty Rosé: He said he beat around her Bush!
	10:45pm Franco Twinkie: Good R.Chaust cartoon in the New Yorker last week: Two praying mantis are talking- "They have sex, then fight about how to load the dishwasher for they next fifty years."
	10:45pm coelacanth∅: but i like beating around the bush too
	10:46pm Franco Twinkie: It's called an orgasm.
	10:47pm Dusty Rosé: I’m even learning things. Exotic heterosexual love!
	10:47pm StringOFperils: Hole-y. Yes, well, perhaps we should begin by explaining to you, Kitten, why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first, and then, um...the holes....and the...stuffing....MOTHER!!
	10:47pm The Cupcake Passer: So here's your sneeze guard
	10:47pm Constance De Witt: Prick up your ears and absorb knowledge, kittens.
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Your husband want to put his own spots on it.
	10:48pm Dusty Rosé: StringOfPerils hahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahaha
	10:48pm Dusty Rosé: And that’s why buffets are illegal, dear now go to bed.
	10:49pm chresti: Jane sounds world-weary.
	10:49pm coelacanth∅: that's sweet mother, but i'm going to find out about this long before i'm married. excuse me i have to go masturbate now. Thanks mom! Thanks dad!
	10:49pm Mr Fab: "why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first" Ha, "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants!"
	10:50pm Leland: Have a wonderful time Coel, see you next week, keep the torch burning!
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Cosmic Stereo Hi Fi.
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: They didn't talk about how to have a spiritual moment without making a cupcake come out of mommys ' oven.
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Using the slipper! That's how you get to the spiritual moment faster.
	10:53pm spodiodi: latecomer lurker here, aloha!
	10:53pm Rich in Washington: Lovely show tonight, Constance and Leland! Thanks for a lovely evening!
	10:53pm spodiodi: "god, how i hate laughter" -- some sample form some song
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Use the slipper passers you two. This is uptown.
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi, bend over.
	10:54pm spodiodi: i actually love laughter . thanks!
	10:54pm chresti: Yes, the slipper, what's that mean?
	10:54pm coelacanth∅: damn, i thought the show was 'till midnight.
	10:54pm spodiodi: done
	10:54pm Nigel Pugnel: Thanks for he show!
	10:55pm coelacanth∅: here spodi, lick this swatch of the interior of a pocket. just do it.
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: I need more that an hour, can you keep going....please!
	10:55pm StringOFperils: Time to retire. Had a love-ly time. We must do this again. Soon.
	10:55pm spodiodi: Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows ftw!
	10:55pm chresti: Thank you gracious hosts!
	10:55pm spodiodi: lick lick lick am i still bent?
	10:55pm Constance De Witt: Thank YOU! Sincerely.
	10:56pm chresti: Hi spodi!
	10:56pm The Cupcake Passer: well, you thought it was the inside of a pocket didn't you? but it's actually a toad
	10:57pm spodiodi: hi chresti! i hope Otis doesn't sue Leland for having a similar voice
	10:57pm Dusty Rosé: Thank you so so so much Constance and Leland. Love the love.
	10:57pm Mr Fab: Don Bolles regales us with super fun '70s bubble-glam tomorrow. It's another new show! wfmu.org...
	10:57pm spodiodi: no complaints, Franco 8^)
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Ask Don about the slipper.
	10:58pm chresti: Ahh, we'll be up all night after all the toad we licked.
	10:58pm StringOFperils: I'll have to find that Roz Chast cartoon, Franco.
	10:58pm spodiodi: liking this font/ old timey!
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Leland! Thanks Constance! tchau, cupcakes
	10:58pm spodiodi: Yes!
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: We're suppose to lick the toad!?!
	10:59pm spodiodi: sondgerangaebot (sp?)
	10:59pm Dusty Rosé: Shrimp toads
	10:59pm spodiodi: i was guessing, not repeating!!!!!!!!!
	10:59pm The Cupcake Passer: Toads use their toes to you knows
	11:00pm The Cupcake Passer: My cloaca is burning now
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Toe job?
	11:00pm Constance De Witt: ;)
	11:00pm spodiodi: No Job!
	11:00pm Dusty Rosé: Yer gonna get the slipper tonight!
	11:00pm The Cupcake Passer: Excuse me, my tiny fold
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: hahaha ARB!
	11:00pm Leland: Thanks everyone for joining us! See you next week for more romance. Yer gonna get git the slipper!
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: ...put some cream on that
	11:01pm Dusty Rosé: Cloaca my heart!
	11:01pm The Cupcake Passer: "frosting" is what makes a muffin into a cupcake
	11:01pm StringOFperils: More aspic, darling?
	11:01pm Franco Twinkie: Now what? The pan in greased and ready to pop in the oven!
	11:01pm The Cupcake Passer: covid you love this show any more?
	11:02pm coelacanth∅: pop it in
	11:02pm Constance De Witt: I love you!
	11:02pm Dusty Rosé: I’m coviding this moment we all shared.
	11:02pm spodiodi: Franco, i had a gif ready. but the show ended :^B
	11:03pm coelacanth∅: i got so exited i covided right off the road
	11:03pm Franco Twinkie: I's Friday night, lets keep this filthy chatter going!
	11:03pm The Cupcake Passer: thank you for not coviding in me
	11:04pm The Cupcake Passer: you covided right off the toad
	11:04pm spodiodi: Fuck yes, Franco
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: awww, it's a bouncing baby covid
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Plenty of other ACCU pages we could corrupt. It's all out there waiting.
	11:05pm spodiodi: does anyone know the juvenille version of this song? i do
	11:05pm Mr Fab: Wayne Newton crooning "Strangers In The Night" on the stream now certainly is keeping the torchy mood burning
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: All you donut shop lotharios, meet me in the parking lot.
	11:05pm spodiodi: or a line or two anyway
	11:05pm Constance De Witt: Don’t be too naughty, folks
	11:05pm Mr Fab: I wanna hear, it spodi!
	11:06pm StringOFperils: Sure, throw an incendiary dinner party, and then pull the plug. Bah!
	11:06pm Leland: Wonderful Wayne, wonderful.
	11:06pm Dusty Rosé: Covid your ears, Constance! you might hear some spicy words.
	11:07pm spodiodi: here's what i remember from my prepubescent time at camp: Strabgers in the night exchanging rubbers this one is to tight i'll try another this one is too loose will it hold the juice...
	11:07pm Leland: Constance, they warned us about this at church!
	11:07pm coelacanth∅: this is a song about paprika i hope you enjoy it
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I sure feel like a nice hot donut hole just about now.
	11:07pm spodiodi: 3! (or 6! if double-lining is acceptable) way more than i'd hoped 8^D
	11:08pm spodiodi: too* <- f**k me
	11:08pm Mr Fab: Ha, then S&M jazz from the "Tortura" album. That Sheena is the naughty one here.
	11:08pm Dusty Rosé: Donut covid your neighbors wife
	11:09pm Dusty Rosé: Fab she is - I have heard her play some things!
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: yeah! it's Sheena's fault! she just can't keep it in her pants
	11:09pm Franco Twinkie: Is that a maple bar in your pocket....
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: or...
	11:10pm Franco Twinkie: are..
	11:11pm Dusty Rosé: Looks more like a butterhorn.
	11:11pm spodiodi: better not lay a finger on my ladyfinger
	11:11pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha ha ha....
	11:11pm The Cupcake Passer: There's nothing left to lick in the pocket, we covid this
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: it's escaped the pocket
	11:12pm Franco Twinkie: I think you're right. it's starting to smell rancid.
	11:13pm spodiodi: more from camp (pocket-themed): Q: would you kiss a rabbit between the ears? A: "hmm, ok, sure... rabbits are cute" pulls out pockets and leans mid-section forward
	11:14pm Franco Twinkie: God, it's so early and I want to break something!
	11:14pm spodiodi: the pockets are the rabbits ears (LOLMG!)
	11:14pm spodiodi: kids. with the humor
	11:14pm The Cupcake Passer: That's how El Loco got banned from Mexican television, only his was an elephant trunk
	11:14pm Mr Fab: spodiodi's workin blue tonight!
	11:14pm spodiodi: i wake up like that, Franco... night terrors, since i was born
	11:15pm spodiodi: usually i more want to tear up the covers and bed, like this morning 8^)
	11:15pm Franco Twinkie: Toad licker!
	11:16pm Franco Twinkie: Link Wray!
	11:16pm spodiodi: bum-looker! in my best Mike Meyers as SImon from the land of .... something
	11:16pm Constance: Just watching over the chat here
	11:17pm spodiodi: does a lil jig finally, some attention 8^)
	11:18pm spodiodi: god, how i hate laughter
	11:20pm spodiodi: can somebody please give me a ride home?
	11:20pm spodiodi: hello?
	11:20pm spodiodi: tap tap tap
	11:20pm StringOFperils: "Where's the fire Danger?" "In your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw."
	11:22pm chresti: HahAhA spodi
	11:23pm spodiodi: guess i gotta boogie Franco, i have a spelling test for yuo whenever you're up to it (in a ribald-friendly setting)!
	11:24pm coelacanth∅: i'll give you a ride spodi. go ahead, get on. this is where there will be only one set of footprints.
	11:24pm spodiodi: THE RAMONES TOTALLY COVER THIS SONG
	11:25pm coelacanth∅: (or, hoofprints, rather)
	11:25pm spodiodi: ok if i set sidesaddle, ∅?
	11:26pm spodiodi: my getup wasn't cheap to clean
	11:26pm coelacanth∅: sure, you can stand on your head if you'd like but you'll miss the Total Experience.
	11:27pm spodiodi: still have the gold lame'
	11:27pm spodiodi: hoofcovers?
	11:27pm spodiodi: hmm. ok. i'll just sit and hang on to my ego
	11:28pm spodiodi: HI HO SILVER!
	11:29pm coelacanth∅: look, i'm naked okay do you want a ride or don't ya?!
	11:30pm coelacanth∅: we're stopping at a watering hole though
	11:30pm spodiodi: ummm yes, thank you. cool. i'm parched
	11:31pm coelacanth∅: (actual water) and i need to graze first.
	11:31pm spodiodi: hedaing over to the NY Underground programme (first time 8^) )
	11:31pm spodiodi: just mind the exhaust, old fish
	11:32pm coelacanth∅: i'm going to squeeze a few more dollars out of this day. see ya later on.
	11:32pm spodiodi: since Dave Sewelson called you that (before i knew what a coelacanth was), i haven't been able to forget it
	11:33pm spodiodi: rock n roll. see you next time! happy grazing

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Approx. start time
Music behind DJ: Good Evening	"Good Evening"				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Jackie Gleason	You and the Night and the Music	Music To Change Her Mind	Capitol	1956	0:01:47 (Pop-up)
Peter Barclay and His Orchestra	I Fall in Love too Easily	Music For Gracious Living: Buffet	Columbia	1955	0:07:18 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: The Torch Treasury	When I Die I Want Your Hands On My Eyes (Pablo Neruda)				0:10:31 (Pop-up)
Ernesto Hill Olvera	Quiereme Mucho	Los Exitos de Ernesto Hill Olvera	RCA Camden	1966	0:12:00 (Pop-up)
Consuelo Velazquez	Endearing "Endearing" by "Consuelo Velazquez"	Piano Interpretations	RCA Victor	1955	0:14:29 (Pop-up)
Edmundo Ros and His Orchestra	Sin saber por qué	Edmundo Ros Today	London	1977	0:17:39 (Pop-up)
Lenny Dee	I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good)	Mellow-Dee	Decca	1958	0:22:04 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: The Torch Times	Mary Haworth's Mail: Financially Independent, Aristocratic Girl of 18 Is Eager to Marry Her True Love				0:24:38 (Pop-up)
Ethel Azama	Green Fire "Green Fire" by "Ethel Azama"	Exotic Dreams	Liberty	1959	0:31:57 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Intermission	"Intermission"				0:34:47 (Pop-up)
Henri René and his Orchestra	Be My Love	Music for Bachelors	RCA Victor	1956	0:36:27 (Pop-up)
The Christophers	The Marriage Union	Christopher Recordings On Sex Instruction	Christopher Recordings	1951	0:38:51 (Pop-up)
Al Stephano and His Trio	Un Minuto de Amor	Rhumba Reflexiones	Renaissance		0:47:54 (Pop-up)
Milan Kymlicka	Sleep Now My Love "Sleep Now My Love" by "Milan Kymlicka"	In The Evening	Kanata / CBC	1971	0:52:21 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:56pm Leland: Good evening and welcome!
	10:01pm Constance De Witt: Affectionately welcoming you all.
	10:01pm Rich in Washington: hello! Should I take my shoes off?
	10:01pm Nigel Pugnel: Howdy!
	10:02pm ARB: Does that say "Covid you learn to love me?" or are my eyes just crossed from looking at my mask?
	10:02pm chresti: Good evening! What a lovely layout you got here!
	10:02pm Dusty Rosé: YOU Kindle my flames
	10:02pm StringOFperils: Good evening Mr. DeWitt. Would it be possible to have Jenkins move the Duesenberg out of the drive\/ It's difficult to have the men carry the Pasha's palanquin up to the terrace with it sitting there.
	10:03pm Dusty Rosé: Covid you love me? Cough if you do.
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm in the mood for some good dinner music.
	10:03pm Dusty Rosé: Those dang night birds
	10:03pm Constance De Witt: Tonight, we are learning how to love. Shoes off, mask on.
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: good evening Constance De Witt and Leland Meadows and everyone
	10:03pm chresti: Yes, give Covid some love.
	10:04pm A Romantic B: Love like it's as novel as a virus
	10:04pm chresti: Man! We're in a magazine!
	10:05pm Constance De Witt: Good evening ARB, Rosé, String, Martini, Rich, chresti , coel, Franco...
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: It's about time we all talk about luv, L-U-V!
	10:05pm A Romantic B: My mind IS changing
	10:05pm StringOFperils: I was coming in through the foyer and I got my ascot.
	10:06pm coelacanth∅: you best believe it Franco!
	10:06pm Leland: Oh Jackie, you mind bandit you!
	10:06pm A Romantic B: StringOfPerils your punkah wallah will be with you shortly
	10:07pm Dusty Rosé: We’re gonna need a special shelf for the hat .
	10:08pm Constance De Witt: Enjoy the buffet.
	10:08pm Dusty Rosé: Oh a buffet record my favorite genre!
	10:08pm A Romantic B: Enjoy solo, just please get a new plate each time
	10:08pm Dusty Rosé: Covid you pass me the salad tongs, Constance?
	10:09pm StringOFperils: Jimmy. In aspic! Delightful!!
	10:09pm Leland: Ooooh, I'm ready to double dip.
	10:09pm Dusty Rosé: Mind the sneeze guard.
	10:09pm Constance De Witt: Gently passing the tongs to Dusty...
	10:09pm A Romantic B: He's looking the other way
	10:10pm chresti: It looks like they're having fun poking that salad.
	10:10pm StringOFperils: Use the tong passer. It use to belong to the Queen Mother, don't you know.
	10:11pm A Romantic B: The song ended but I wanted thirds of romantic roast beef, is that okay?
	10:11pm coelacanth∅: i'm using my hands, i just washed my this afternoon, they're clean.
	10:11pm Dusty Rosé: The Royal tong passer!
	10:11pm The Royal Tong Passer: Keep on using me
	10:12pm Franco Twinkie: What is it that Marty Balin said - "I'm so full of love I could burst apart and start to cry."
	10:12pm Dusty Rosé: Roastmantic Beef, the beef of my heart!
	10:12pm coelacanth∅: hey isn't that tong passer also the leftover crouton gatherer?
	10:12pm The Royal Tong Passer: Is there any other kind of beef?
	10:13pm Dusty Rosé: Speaking of mellow drama I’m gonna smoke some weed.
	10:13pm Leland: Now. Is the time solo dearest. For that flame.
	10:14pm chresti: Over in the smoking parlor, Dusty.
	10:14pm Dusty Rosé: TRTP true, true. It all ends up in the heart.
	10:14pm StringOFperils: May I borrow your roller-skate key my dear? I need to just uh whoooa....whooo....keeerash....
	10:15pm Dusty Rosé: You could say it’s capped in beef heart.
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: Ernesto es mu chulo con lentes oscuro.
	10:16pm Constance De Witt: Please wash your hands with our complementary rose-perfumed moist towelettes.
	10:16pm Dusty Rosé: Ok I’m lighting a torch rn ((cough cough ))
	10:17pm The Royal Tong Passer: Fast and Bulbous
	10:17pm Dusty Rosé: The moistest!
	10:17pm Franco Twinkie: I wish I could fire one up, but my allergies are bothering me.
	10:18pm Dusty Rosé: Franco I sneezed like 20 times this morn! Felt it in my fingertips.
	10:18pm Mr Fab: What-ho, chums! Allow me to loosen my cummerbund, and I shall join you all in the parlor.
	10:19pm Constance De Witt: Well, hello, Mr. Fab.
	10:19pm Leland: Good evening Mister Fabulous, we have a seat for you in the front parlour.
	10:19pm StringOFperils: What an exotic fragrance that cigarette exudes my friend. Rather, uh, ropey. Takes me back to those halcyon days on the island of Bora Bora, when we'd bet on the virgins, and the volcano, and all that. ah what memories. Have you uh, ahem, the ...well, what I mean is....the buffet, have you tried it?
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Dusty, some one who knows about these things told me what makes you feel good will make you feel bad 'cause it's pollen for fucks sake!
	10:20pm Dusty Rosé: It’s moorish hash sprinkled over opium poppies, wanna try?
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: SHUT UP!
	10:21pm StringOFperils: Try?!! Why, I...well, I suppose a little wouldn't alter the course of ....sure. Lay it on me.
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Lenny Dee!
	10:22pm Dusty Rosé: Nice organ, Lenny.
	10:23pm Constance De Witt: Leland is quite the tippler!
	10:23pm chresti: MMm..moorish hash spinkles sounds good.
	10:23pm Leland: Good Constance, dear, may I have my Scotch bottle returned dear heart?
	10:23pm Dusty Rosé: stringofperils its less dangerous than a buffet in these times...
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: Hash sprinkles on a cupcake my dear?
	10:24pm Dusty Rosé: Nothin says love like moorish hash sprinkles.
	10:26pm coelacanth∅: i'd really like a cupcake but the cupcake passer seems to have passed out
	10:27pm StringOFperils: Huummm....mmm..hmmm....odd. I hadn't noticed the angels sitting on the mantelpiece until this moment. This moonlight is delicious....hmmmmmm....
	10:27pm Leland: One cupcake for Coel coming up!
	10:27pm Leland: One moonlight beam for StringOFperils!
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: Thank you kindly
	10:28pm StringOFperils: A child , and then a woman. Isn't it always the way.....zzzz...oh, uh...yes, yes, precisely so....I....
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Oh my little cupcake, can I take you to the city dump in my Nash Metropolitan?
	10:29pm coelacanth∅: -oh wait! ...moonlight beams? i want... .... could i possibly have 1/2 a cupcake and 1/2 a moonlight beam?
	10:29pm The Cupcake Passer: Oh yes, here we go, I was just resting my eyes...
	10:30pm Leland: If everyone would be so ever kind to take a glance under your seat and embrace the magenta envelope with your left hand, you will find one personal moonbeam per.
	10:30pm coelacanth∅: i'll go anywhere, anytime in a Nash Metropolitan
	10:31pm Dusty Rosé: I was a woman, then a child. Then a person then a television.
	10:31pm StringOFperils: Oh! Of all the....how splendid this all is!
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Those are some kinda fancy cupcakes. I would feel like a cad to violate one, but hey, if you insist.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I think The Suburban Lawns did a cover of Green Fire.
	10:33pm coelacanth∅: i thought that was just a regular glo-stick. this is good news!
	10:34pm StringOFperils: I feel so peculiar now. Perhaps that Moorish hash isn't sitting so well on top of the di-ethyl azama I dropped in the billiard room earlier.
	10:34pm doctorjazz: Any cupcakes cupcakes left over?
	10:34pm Dusty Rosé: Sometimes I wish I was a cupcake, but without frosting. But would that just make me a muffin?
	10:35pm coelacanth∅: check the cupcake passer's bulging jacket pockets, doctor
	10:36pm Franco Twinkie: Hey Doc, as a medical professional would you recommend cupcakes stuffed with hash on a empty stomach?
	10:37pm doctorjazz: Nah, Franco, need a pizza first (whole pie)
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: and if there are no more cupcakes in there you can achieve the desired effect by licking the inside of the pocket.
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: She looks swathed in pink frosting.
	10:38pm Leland: Welcome Doc Jazz and by all means have one of the many pizza variations on display, at our buffet.
	10:39pm Dusty Rosé: Frosting? That’s my sisters name. Is she here?
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Plenty of ham sanitizer. Right next to the canapes. Just shoo those angels away, they won't mind.
	10:39pm The Cupcake Passer: There's enough pocket for all to lick just only take what you need
	10:39pm Leland: Frosting, your brother is in the front room. Frosting, calling frosting.
	10:40pm Dusty Rosé: Frosting DeMenthe. Do you know her?
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Hang onto your cupcake, here it comes.
	10:40pm doctorjazz: Where was this record when I needed it?
	10:40pm Risque in Washington: this is getting a little steamy!
	10:41pm Dusty Rosé: We all know the ham sanitizer is the cornerstone of marriage.
	10:41pm Constance De Witt: Cab Calloway records, uff!
	10:41pm StringOFperils: In the library, I believe that's where Consuela puts the records, if memory serves. This is where this week's moist salami theme crops u again, isn't it....
	10:42pm Leland: Would that salami be, by chance... moist?
	10:42pm Dusty Rosé: The moistest.
	10:43pm The Cupcake Passer: Good night Jane
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: c'mon c'mon i been wondering about this for 50 years
	10:43pm Leland: Heavens to Murgatroid.
	10:43pm Dusty Rosé: One in body if ya know what I mean
	10:43pm Constance De Witt: We want to be one!
	10:43pm The Cupcake Passer: Until their stuffing comes out
	10:44pm StringOFperils: Humped the stuffing right out of her, Ho ho ho. Such a precocious child.
	10:44pm coelacanth∅: so, daddy hugged you right out of mommy
	10:44pm Dusty Rosé: Baby Model / Model Baby
	10:44pm doctorjazz: I don't think I'll sleep...
	10:45pm Dusty Rosé: He said he beat around her Bush!
	10:45pm Franco Twinkie: Good R.Chaust cartoon in the New Yorker last week: Two praying mantis are talking- "They have sex, then fight about how to load the dishwasher for they next fifty years."
	10:45pm coelacanth∅: but i like beating around the bush too
	10:46pm Franco Twinkie: It's called an orgasm.
	10:47pm Dusty Rosé: I’m even learning things. Exotic heterosexual love!
	10:47pm StringOFperils: Hole-y. Yes, well, perhaps we should begin by explaining to you, Kitten, why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first, and then, um...the holes....and the...stuffing....MOTHER!!
	10:47pm The Cupcake Passer: So here's your sneeze guard
	10:47pm Constance De Witt: Prick up your ears and absorb knowledge, kittens.
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Your husband want to put his own spots on it.
	10:48pm Dusty Rosé: StringOfPerils hahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahaha
	10:48pm Dusty Rosé: And that’s why buffets are illegal, dear now go to bed.
	10:49pm chresti: Jane sounds world-weary.
	10:49pm coelacanth∅: that's sweet mother, but i'm going to find out about this long before i'm married. excuse me i have to go masturbate now. Thanks mom! Thanks dad!
	10:49pm Mr Fab: "why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first" Ha, "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants!"
	10:50pm Leland: Have a wonderful time Coel, see you next week, keep the torch burning!
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Cosmic Stereo Hi Fi.
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: They didn't talk about how to have a spiritual moment without making a cupcake come out of mommys ' oven.
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Using the slipper! That's how you get to the spiritual moment faster.
	10:53pm spodiodi: latecomer lurker here, aloha!
	10:53pm Rich in Washington: Lovely show tonight, Constance and Leland! Thanks for a lovely evening!
	10:53pm spodiodi: "god, how i hate laughter" -- some sample form some song
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Use the slipper passers you two. This is uptown.
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi, bend over.
	10:54pm spodiodi: i actually love laughter . thanks!
	10:54pm chresti: Yes, the slipper, what's that mean?
	10:54pm coelacanth∅: damn, i thought the show was 'till midnight.
	10:54pm spodiodi: done
	10:54pm Nigel Pugnel: Thanks for he show!
	10:55pm coelacanth∅: here spodi, lick this swatch of the interior of a pocket. just do it.
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: I need more that an hour, can you keep going....please!
	10:55pm StringOFperils: Time to retire. Had a love-ly time. We must do this again. Soon.
	10:55pm spodiodi: Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows ftw!
	10:55pm chresti: Thank you gracious hosts!
	10:55pm spodiodi: lick lick lick am i still bent?
	10:55pm Constance De Witt: Thank YOU! Sincerely.
	10:56pm chresti: Hi spodi!
	10:56pm The Cupcake Passer: well, you thought it was the inside of a pocket didn't you? but it's actually a toad
	10:57pm spodiodi: hi chresti! i hope Otis doesn't sue Leland for having a similar voice
	10:57pm Dusty Rosé: Thank you so so so much Constance and Leland. Love the love.
	10:57pm Mr Fab: Don Bolles regales us with super fun '70s bubble-glam tomorrow. It's another new show! wfmu.org...
	10:57pm spodiodi: no complaints, Franco 8^)
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Ask Don about the slipper.
	10:58pm chresti: Ahh, we'll be up all night after all the toad we licked.
	10:58pm StringOFperils: I'll have to find that Roz Chast cartoon, Franco.
	10:58pm spodiodi: liking this font/ old timey!
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Leland! Thanks Constance! tchau, cupcakes
	10:58pm spodiodi: Yes!
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: We're suppose to lick the toad!?!
	10:59pm spodiodi: sondgerangaebot (sp?)
	10:59pm Dusty Rosé: Shrimp toads
	10:59pm spodiodi: i was guessing, not repeating!!!!!!!!!
	10:59pm The Cupcake Passer: Toads use their toes to you knows
	11:00pm The Cupcake Passer: My cloaca is burning now
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Toe job?
	11:00pm Constance De Witt: ;)
	11:00pm spodiodi: No Job!
	11:00pm Dusty Rosé: Yer gonna get the slipper tonight!
	11:00pm The Cupcake Passer: Excuse me, my tiny fold
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: hahaha ARB!
	11:00pm Leland: Thanks everyone for joining us! See you next week for more romance. Yer gonna get git the slipper!
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: ...put some cream on that
	11:01pm Dusty Rosé: Cloaca my heart!
	11:01pm The Cupcake Passer: "frosting" is what makes a muffin into a cupcake
	11:01pm StringOFperils: More aspic, darling?
	11:01pm Franco Twinkie: Now what? The pan in greased and ready to pop in the oven!
	11:01pm The Cupcake Passer: covid you love this show any more?
	11:02pm coelacanth∅: pop it in
	11:02pm Constance De Witt: I love you!
	11:02pm Dusty Rosé: I’m coviding this moment we all shared.
	11:02pm spodiodi: Franco, i had a gif ready. but the show ended :^B
	11:03pm coelacanth∅: i got so exited i covided right off the road
	11:03pm Franco Twinkie: I's Friday night, lets keep this filthy chatter going!
	11:03pm The Cupcake Passer: thank you for not coviding in me
	11:04pm The Cupcake Passer: you covided right off the toad
	11:04pm spodiodi: Fuck yes, Franco
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: awww, it's a bouncing baby covid
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Plenty of other ACCU pages we could corrupt. It's all out there waiting.
	11:05pm spodiodi: does anyone know the juvenille version of this song? i do
	11:05pm Mr Fab: Wayne Newton crooning "Strangers In The Night" on the stream now certainly is keeping the torchy mood burning
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: All you donut shop lotharios, meet me in the parking lot.
	11:05pm spodiodi: or a line or two anyway
	11:05pm Constance De Witt: Don’t be too naughty, folks
	11:05pm Mr Fab: I wanna hear, it spodi!
	11:06pm StringOFperils: Sure, throw an incendiary dinner party, and then pull the plug. Bah!
	11:06pm Leland: Wonderful Wayne, wonderful.
	11:06pm Dusty Rosé: Covid your ears, Constance! you might hear some spicy words.
	11:07pm spodiodi: here's what i remember from my prepubescent time at camp: Strabgers in the night exchanging rubbers this one is to tight i'll try another this one is too loose will it hold the juice...
	11:07pm Leland: Constance, they warned us about this at church!
	11:07pm coelacanth∅: this is a song about paprika i hope you enjoy it
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I sure feel like a nice hot donut hole just about now.
	11:07pm spodiodi: 3! (or 6! if double-lining is acceptable) way more than i'd hoped 8^D
	11:08pm spodiodi: too* <- f**k me
	11:08pm Mr Fab: Ha, then S&M jazz from the "Tortura" album. That Sheena is the naughty one here.
	11:08pm Dusty Rosé: Donut covid your neighbors wife
	11:09pm Dusty Rosé: Fab she is - I have heard her play some things!
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: yeah! it's Sheena's fault! she just can't keep it in her pants
	11:09pm Franco Twinkie: Is that a maple bar in your pocket....
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: or...
	11:10pm Franco Twinkie: are..
	11:11pm Dusty Rosé: Looks more like a butterhorn.
	11:11pm spodiodi: better not lay a finger on my ladyfinger
	11:11pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha ha ha....
	11:11pm The Cupcake Passer: There's nothing left to lick in the pocket, we covid this
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: it's escaped the pocket
	11:12pm Franco Twinkie: I think you're right. it's starting to smell rancid.
	11:13pm spodiodi: more from camp (pocket-themed): Q: would you kiss a rabbit between the ears? A: "hmm, ok, sure... rabbits are cute" pulls out pockets and leans mid-section forward
	11:14pm Franco Twinkie: God, it's so early and I want to break something!
	11:14pm spodiodi: the pockets are the rabbits ears (LOLMG!)
	11:14pm spodiodi: kids. with the humor
	11:14pm The Cupcake Passer: That's how El Loco got banned from Mexican television, only his was an elephant trunk
	11:14pm Mr Fab: spodiodi's workin blue tonight!
	11:14pm spodiodi: i wake up like that, Franco... night terrors, since i was born
	11:15pm spodiodi: usually i more want to tear up the covers and bed, like this morning 8^)
	11:15pm Franco Twinkie: Toad licker!
	11:16pm Franco Twinkie: Link Wray!
	11:16pm spodiodi: bum-looker! in my best Mike Meyers as SImon from the land of .... something
	11:16pm Constance: Just watching over the chat here
	11:17pm spodiodi: does a lil jig finally, some attention 8^)
	11:18pm spodiodi: god, how i hate laughter
	11:20pm spodiodi: can somebody please give me a ride home?
	11:20pm spodiodi: hello?
	11:20pm spodiodi: tap tap tap
	11:20pm StringOFperils: "Where's the fire Danger?" "In your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw."
	11:22pm chresti: HahAhA spodi
	11:23pm spodiodi: guess i gotta boogie Franco, i have a spelling test for yuo whenever you're up to it (in a ribald-friendly setting)!
	11:24pm coelacanth∅: i'll give you a ride spodi. go ahead, get on. this is where there will be only one set of footprints.
	11:24pm spodiodi: THE RAMONES TOTALLY COVER THIS SONG
	11:25pm coelacanth∅: (or, hoofprints, rather)
	11:25pm spodiodi: ok if i set sidesaddle, ∅?
	11:26pm spodiodi: my getup wasn't cheap to clean
	11:26pm coelacanth∅: sure, you can stand on your head if you'd like but you'll miss the Total Experience.
	11:27pm spodiodi: still have the gold lame'
	11:27pm spodiodi: hoofcovers?
	11:27pm spodiodi: hmm. ok. i'll just sit and hang on to my ego
	11:28pm spodiodi: HI HO SILVER!
	11:29pm coelacanth∅: look, i'm naked okay do you want a ride or don't ya?!
	11:30pm coelacanth∅: we're stopping at a watering hole though
	11:30pm spodiodi: ummm yes, thank you. cool. i'm parched
	11:31pm coelacanth∅: (actual water) and i need to graze first.
	11:31pm spodiodi: hedaing over to the NY Underground programme (first time 8^) )
	11:31pm spodiodi: just mind the exhaust, old fish
	11:32pm coelacanth∅: i'm going to squeeze a few more dollars out of this day. see ya later on.
	11:32pm spodiodi: since Dave Sewelson called you that (before i knew what a coelacanth was), i haven't been able to forget it
	11:33pm spodiodi: rock n roll. see you next time! happy grazing

The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from September 25, 2020

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