WFMU: The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from December 11, 2020

Listener comments!
	9:49pm Constance De Witt: Good evening! Take a seat on our gorgeous couch, and relax. Affectionately, Constance.
	10:00pm spodiodi: huhu!
	10:00pm Constance De Witt: Lovely, spodiodi!
	10:01pm ironybread: Contance & Leland, do you have coasters on which I can set my drink
	10:01pm spodiodi: blush you really like it, Constance?!
	10:01pm Leland Meadows: Good evening, boy is my tummy full.
	10:01pm spodiodi: d'awshucks
	10:02pm spodiodi: hi Leland! hi lateppl!
	10:02pm spodiodi: aloha, ironybread!
	10:02pm TDK60: Well, what serendipity! Charming, really.
	10:02pm Rich in Washington: Hello!
	10:03pm Kat in Chicago: That's a sharp jacket, Leland.
	10:03pm chresti: Good evening Constance and Leland, Nice couch!
	10:03pm spodiodi: big bang hank?
	10:04pm spodiodi: why is leland's phone so big?
	10:04pm NotSoKwyet: Hello Constance and Leland. Listening from a far! Might not be chatting much
	10:04pm Couch Tarde: Can I look under the cushions?
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: Care for a mint pillow garbage breath?
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Cop massage.
	10:05pm coelacanth∅: greetings Constance, Leland and firey guests
	10:06pm StringOFperils: Hello Constance and Leland. I see...uh....is this a bad time?
	10:06pm solo mon: Wow remember when you could massage someone’s hand?
	10:06pm spodiodi: wanna learn more about the c-massage
	10:06pm Franco Twinkie: She said cot massage. Get on the cot, sailor!
	10:07pm solo mon: UNI, son.
	10:07pm coelacanth∅: she gives cute massages
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Oh, I thought it'd be Lost Weekend.
	10:07pm spodiodi: cuneiform?
	10:08pm solo mon: I heard she had acute angina.
	10:08pm StringOFperils: Oh my.
	10:08pm coelacanth∅: i just want that rolleiflex
	10:08pm spodiodi: i can't stand: helping people move, AND giving back massages
	10:09pm Scott67: Brreeeeeathhhh!!!
	10:09pm Kat in Chicago: I heartily agree on both counts, spodi.
	10:09pm spodiodi: if you give your neighbors the middle finger with enough verve, you may sprain you finger
	10:09pm Couch Tarde: I'm under the couch giving foot massages
	10:10pm solo mon: “The shop around the corner” - is that where the fudge is made???
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Seems to me, m'lady is already hotter than a pancake griddle. But if you must fiddle with her hair, then by all means fiddle!
	10:11pm spodiodi: i had a foot massage in the hospital after my kidney stone removal... it was AMAZING (pros are pros for a reason)
	10:11pm solo mon: Are they making balloon animals??
	10:11pm spodiodi: lol solo
	10:11pm spodiodi: i don't hear any squeaking
	10:11pm StringOFperils: They really pack a lot of fudge in that shop around the corner. I think it's a candy store.
	10:11pm ParUbi: Oh, what did I walk in on, here?
	10:11pm ParUbi: Hi everyone!
	10:11pm Couch Tarde: I like to practice my masseuse techniques on balloon animals before I go live
	10:11pm spodiodi: "milk, milk, lemonade... around the corner, fudge is made!" kids... so great
	10:12pm Waldo Ham: I'm glad they found a bass clarinetist with enough chops to pull it off.
	10:12pm coelacanth∅: i was hospitalized once - when i was 17. a nurse asked if i wanted a massage and i guess i was so unhappy just to be there that i said no. dumbass.
	10:13pm Scott67: I'm feeling a little tense too!
	10:13pm StringOFperils: A little pants tents.
	10:13pm spodiodi: I got more rhymes than water seen by a sailor More than husbands of Elizabeth Taylor -- marvin
	10:14pm Scott67: Sop, you feel it too?
	10:14pm spodiodi: lol SOp
	10:14pm Scott67: Or past tense?
	10:14pm Kat in Chicago: Those cats are awfully quiet
	10:14pm solo mon: Pup tense
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Tense is so last week.
	10:15pm spodiodi: the guy in the massage pic looks kinda like mzSpodi's pop -- gotta show her
	10:15pm Scott67: Gus says woof!
	10:15pm Kat in Chicago: Hey that used to be Pseu Braun's job
	10:15pm coelacanth∅: give that tense pup a bone
	10:16pm Scott67: Passe tense.
	10:16pm spodiodi: mzSpodi laughed out loud, and asked to send it to her. it really looks like him
	10:16pm Kat in Chicago: Buttocks??
	10:16pm solo mon: Tense Buttocks?!
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: Infidelity - Gently cleanses and freshens while it cleans. In the large pump bottle. I'm just sayin'.
	10:17pm spodiodi: noted, Franco
	10:17pm solo mon: They are shrimping? This is officially a sex act.
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: How about Love Smut Pandemonium?
	10:18pm solo mon: Call it “music for shrimpers”
	10:19pm Scott67: XX thanks Leland.
	10:19pm coelacanth∅: i was told once that i broke this person's toe, pulling it. i didn't, and she didn't sue me. - but i guess the pulling aggravated something she had going on with her toe already.
	10:19pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, because shrimpin ain't easy
	10:19pm Kat in Chicago: Oh haha, here we go again
	10:20pm solo mon: ((((Hugs In Unison)))))
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Don't hug to hard, or you'll release the fragrance of fermenting cabbage.
	10:20pm spodiodi: those hacks owe me money
	10:20pm Scott67: Feels good solo :)
	10:21pm Scott67: Kimchi cuddles Franco.
	10:22pm daupomatic: I am very afraid now.
	10:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm sooo glad I already showered and put on my pajamas.
	10:24pm shangri-lounge: Hiiii guys! Paul Reed!!
	10:24pm daupomatic: What is Leland planning to do with that camera?
	10:25pm Scott67: Hey Shangri-la!
	10:25pm Couch Tarde: I'm an infidel for Jackie Gleason
	10:25pm Carmichael: Special Friday night appearance. Heya Lovers.
	10:25pm shangri-lounge: SHANGRI-LA?!?!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: Biscuits in a tube smeared with Astroglide my love?
	10:26pm shangri-lounge: Hey, Scott!
	10:26pm solo mon: Leland and Constance: do you collect Jackie Gleason toenail clippings like me?
	10:26pm Leland Meadows: Hi everyone, it's your co-host Leland. This is flashback to 1993 when Constance and I had our first date. Part II after dinner last week. I really liked her and her Mom had a swank pad!
	10:27pm Couch Tarde: A swank pad for a spank wad
	10:28pm daupomatic: They seem to be able to hear us, somehow. It isn't right.
	10:28pm Carmichael: Wearing my smoking jacket, here with Jack Cassidy.
	10:28pm spodiodi: reminds me of the madonna's pube collector in that movie Slackers, solo mon
	10:28pm shangri-lounge: hey man, dig this crazy pad!
	10:29pm spodiodi: youtu.be...
	10:29pm Couch Tarde: They have a hearing trumpet that spans 27 years
	10:29pm solo mon: Creamy! A proto-vulgar moment!
	10:30pm Couch Tarde: You're talking about the church of Paul Reed I assume?
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: They got the swanky pad from a very nice couple with eczema taste I hear.
	10:30pm spodiodi: don't forget the roadhead
	10:31pm daupomatic: What movie will they view? It too will be creamy.
	10:31pm spodiodi: bench front seats ftw
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Promise the lady anything, but rub her with lard.
	10:32pm spodiodi: butt rubs are nice
	10:32pm Waldo Ham: The sound effects are lame. Semen doesn't sound like that.
	10:32pm spodiodi: seafoam does
	10:33pm Carmichael: Watch 2 Lane Blacktop. It’s for lovers.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: Dennis sooo hot as The Driver!
	10:35pm Kat in Chicago: oh god
	10:35pm Scott67: Popcorn or oysters? What about popcorn oysters.
	10:35pm daupomatic: ....saucy....
	10:35pm spodiodi: popcorn shrimping ftw
	10:35pm Scott67: Glad you flushed twice ;)
	10:35pm Leland Meadows: Courtesy Flush.
	10:36pm spodiodi: prisonflush
	10:36pm Couch Tarde: The fudge is free
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Carmichael, I love that scene where Dennis Wilson and James Taylor are talking about the rear end of the 55 Chevy, and the neglected girl in the back says "I wish someone would pay attention to MY rear end."
	10:37pm shangri-lounge: sweet, sweet music
	10:38pm Scott67: spodiodi, you win a Bondi Cigar.
	10:38pm Carmichael: Are you guys on video? Asking for a friend.
	10:39pm solo mon: Bottomless popcorn shrimping
	10:39pm ParUbi: Just what exactly is going on in there, hmmm?!
	10:40pm TDK60: This is just so delightful..
	10:40pm Carmichael: @Franco, Laurie Bird.
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Product placement: Infidelity - In tropical punch flavor.
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Laurie Bird, thank you!
	10:41pm Carmichael: Living the life that lovely lovers live.
	10:42pm Carmichael: Good cracker!
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Stick the frank into the Twinkie while gazing at the moon through the rip in the window screen.
	10:43pm Carmichael: Windows for Workgroups.
	10:44pm spodiodi: thanks for teaching me what a Bondi Cigar is, Scott67 lol www.urbandictionary.com...
	10:44pm daupomatic: Is Constance a Champagne Girl?
	10:45pm StringOFperils: Oh man. I step away for 20 minutes, and that Richard Simmons/Ron Jeremy composite is STILL up there.
	10:45pm spodiodi: we call them Baby Ruths here, and put them in swimming pools in golf movies featuring ted knight and bill murray
	10:45pm Carmichael: Play Fargo.
	10:45pm Scott67: spodiodi, You're welcome mate. Just don't inhale.
	10:46pm spodiodi: i'm so full of shit, i might not even notice, Scott
	10:46pm Scott67: Caddyshack candy.
	10:46pm Carmichael: Just don’t exhale.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: this playlist should have a running cheese counter.
	10:47pm spodiodi: used to run with a kid who'd pick up dog pooh and smear it on people's windshields (unless they left a sunroof open)
	10:48pm Carmichael: Wow, porn for the blind.
	10:48pm daupomatic: This will end in tears. Mark my word.
	10:49pm Scott67: Spodiodi, barkers eggs.
	10:49pm spodiodi: lol thanks again, Scott
	10:50pm chresti: Creamy jungle room
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: I'm starting to feel a little, I don't know, squirmy?
	10:50pm ironybread: Scott67: Are the Ozzies familiar with the concept of the "skid mark"
	10:50pm Scott67: Franco, I squirmed before I came.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: @spodi > Once, several years ago, a dude thought it would be a good idea to pull my laundry out of a washer while I was away, an hi-jack my wash cycle with his stuff. and left mine in a sopping wet heap. So I took my stuff back to my apt., grabbed a big cat turd outta the box, went back, and threw that in with his laundry.
	10:51pm spodiodi: skid marks!? racing stripes!
	10:51pm Carmichael: When do you play the castrato singer?
	10:51pm Scott67: Ironybread, I thought we invented them.
	10:51pm spodiodi: SOp -- i've a newfound respect and admiration for you blessings
	10:52pm spodiodi: that's beautiful
	10:52pm StringOFperils: It felt good. I knew who it was. He was a jerk.
	10:53pm shangri-lounge: give.the.bird.a.radio.show!
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Good going Spodi!
	10:53pm spodiodi: that makes it even sweeter :D
	10:53pm solo mon: Cheap cheap
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Especially because by that time, his laundry was in the dryer. Yep. Cooked that up real good.
	10:54pm Franco Twinkie: Ha!
	10:54pm Constance De Witt: Sop!?
	10:54pm spodiodi: hahahaa SOp
	10:55pm TDK60: Thanks Constance & Leland. Enjoy the flick.
	10:55pm daupomatic: I want to know what REALLY happened to Constance's father.
	10:55pm spodiodi: pick a little, talk a little, soloooooo
	10:55pm StringOFperils: I wish I had some Roma wine. I just have whine.
	10:56pm Carmichael: Does he live in a yurt?
	10:56pm StringOFperils: I s that your father in the corner there? The guy with the rain stick?
	10:56pm spodiodi: there might be some at the pool hall (starts with P, rhymes with T)
	10:56pm solo mon: The naked circus= puppetry of the penis.
	10:57pm Carmichael: Is his name Rama Allah Dave?
	10:57pm ParUbi: A yurt for the transgenred?
	10:57pm daupomatic: Roma means fine wine.
	10:58pm spodiodi: this show is TOO FAST (and i spend half of it boiling water, and eating the water) :~(
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I think I need to go wax the car to work off some this restless energy.
	10:58pm daupomatic: Constance: Leland is not who he pretends to be!
	10:58pm Scott67: Love you two Torch talkers. Thank you XX. And to all burnees, summer hugs.
	10:58pm StringOFperils: An Englebert yurt. Makes sense to me.
	10:59pm spodiodi: Baby Ruths all around
	10:59pm solo mon: “The fudge shoppe around the corner”
	10:59pm chresti: I was boiling water, too. Constance is a little forward.
	10:59pm spodiodi: thanks, Connie and Lele
	10:59pm Carmichael: Englebert humperyurt.
	10:59pm spodiodi: <3
	10:59pm Constance De Witt: Thank you for listening. Yours affectionately, Constance.
	10:59pm shangri-lounge: constance and leland! <3
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Baby Ruths in lemon jellpoooOOOOOOoooo
	11:00pm Scott67: Spodiodi, Hellboy will be happy.
	11:00pm ironybread: Uh oh - I can hear the flashback running out
	11:00pm solo mon: WWYAWAWW
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Squeeze him like he's a bottle of Kwepi Mayonaise!
	11:00pm Couch Tarde: Leland's taking the couch tonight so you are all welcome to sit on.........
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Thank you for allowing us to use the wormhole.
	11:00pm Carmichael: Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.
	11:00pm spodiodi: also, the Goonies dude, Scott
	11:01pm solo mon: Solo birds gonna get an eyeful tonight!
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: Wow, what a flashback. See you next week for more love and tummy movements.
	11:01pm ironybread: Hugs to us all.
	11:01pm chresti: Thank you Leland and Constance! I can't get myself off this couch, can I stay, too?
	11:01pm spodiodi: the music was def the massage tonight
	11:01pm Couch Tarde: I came for the head rub and wasn't disappointed
	11:02pm StringOFperils: It smells like love oil in here. Can I crack a window? D'ya mind?
	11:02pm spodiodi: i have a fresh Lysol roll-on if anyone needs it
	11:03pm spodiodi: please crack too
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Moist towelette anyone?
	11:03pm Constance De Witt: Push Leland a bit, chresti!
	11:03pm spodiodi: gotta get my gun. pain
	11:04pm Leland Meadows: Wow, this couch is big!
	11:04pm ironybread: I'm just gonna roll over, then start snoring in an hour
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Let's go bug paparay now.
	11:04pm spodiodi: deal
	11:04pm chresti: It's a very long couch, I'll just sleep from the opposite end.
	11:07pm Leland Meadows: Goodnight friends, until we meet again!

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December 11, 2020: A Charmed Existence - Your Gentle Touch: Episode II

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Listener comments!
	9:49pm Constance De Witt: Good evening! Take a seat on our gorgeous couch, and relax. Affectionately, Constance.
	10:00pm spodiodi: huhu!
	10:00pm Constance De Witt: Lovely, spodiodi!
	10:01pm ironybread: Contance & Leland, do you have coasters on which I can set my drink
	10:01pm spodiodi: blush you really like it, Constance?!
	10:01pm Leland Meadows: Good evening, boy is my tummy full.
	10:01pm spodiodi: d'awshucks
	10:02pm spodiodi: hi Leland! hi lateppl!
	10:02pm spodiodi: aloha, ironybread!
	10:02pm TDK60: Well, what serendipity! Charming, really.
	10:02pm Rich in Washington: Hello!
	10:03pm Kat in Chicago: That's a sharp jacket, Leland.
	10:03pm chresti: Good evening Constance and Leland, Nice couch!
	10:03pm spodiodi: big bang hank?
	10:04pm spodiodi: why is leland's phone so big?
	10:04pm NotSoKwyet: Hello Constance and Leland. Listening from a far! Might not be chatting much
	10:04pm Couch Tarde: Can I look under the cushions?
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: Care for a mint pillow garbage breath?
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Cop massage.
	10:05pm coelacanth∅: greetings Constance, Leland and firey guests
	10:06pm StringOFperils: Hello Constance and Leland. I see...uh....is this a bad time?
	10:06pm solo mon: Wow remember when you could massage someone’s hand?
	10:06pm spodiodi: wanna learn more about the c-massage
	10:06pm Franco Twinkie: She said cot massage. Get on the cot, sailor!
	10:07pm solo mon: UNI, son.
	10:07pm coelacanth∅: she gives cute massages
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Oh, I thought it'd be Lost Weekend.
	10:07pm spodiodi: cuneiform?
	10:08pm solo mon: I heard she had acute angina.
	10:08pm StringOFperils: Oh my.
	10:08pm coelacanth∅: i just want that rolleiflex
	10:08pm spodiodi: i can't stand: helping people move, AND giving back massages
	10:09pm Scott67: Brreeeeeathhhh!!!
	10:09pm Kat in Chicago: I heartily agree on both counts, spodi.
	10:09pm spodiodi: if you give your neighbors the middle finger with enough verve, you may sprain you finger
	10:09pm Couch Tarde: I'm under the couch giving foot massages
	10:10pm solo mon: “The shop around the corner” - is that where the fudge is made???
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Seems to me, m'lady is already hotter than a pancake griddle. But if you must fiddle with her hair, then by all means fiddle!
	10:11pm spodiodi: i had a foot massage in the hospital after my kidney stone removal... it was AMAZING (pros are pros for a reason)
	10:11pm solo mon: Are they making balloon animals??
	10:11pm spodiodi: lol solo
	10:11pm spodiodi: i don't hear any squeaking
	10:11pm StringOFperils: They really pack a lot of fudge in that shop around the corner. I think it's a candy store.
	10:11pm ParUbi: Oh, what did I walk in on, here?
	10:11pm ParUbi: Hi everyone!
	10:11pm Couch Tarde: I like to practice my masseuse techniques on balloon animals before I go live
	10:11pm spodiodi: "milk, milk, lemonade... around the corner, fudge is made!" kids... so great
	10:12pm Waldo Ham: I'm glad they found a bass clarinetist with enough chops to pull it off.
	10:12pm coelacanth∅: i was hospitalized once - when i was 17. a nurse asked if i wanted a massage and i guess i was so unhappy just to be there that i said no. dumbass.
	10:13pm Scott67: I'm feeling a little tense too!
	10:13pm StringOFperils: A little pants tents.
	10:13pm spodiodi: I got more rhymes than water seen by a sailor More than husbands of Elizabeth Taylor -- marvin
	10:14pm Scott67: Sop, you feel it too?
	10:14pm spodiodi: lol SOp
	10:14pm Scott67: Or past tense?
	10:14pm Kat in Chicago: Those cats are awfully quiet
	10:14pm solo mon: Pup tense
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Tense is so last week.
	10:15pm spodiodi: the guy in the massage pic looks kinda like mzSpodi's pop -- gotta show her
	10:15pm Scott67: Gus says woof!
	10:15pm Kat in Chicago: Hey that used to be Pseu Braun's job
	10:15pm coelacanth∅: give that tense pup a bone
	10:16pm Scott67: Passe tense.
	10:16pm spodiodi: mzSpodi laughed out loud, and asked to send it to her. it really looks like him
	10:16pm Kat in Chicago: Buttocks??
	10:16pm solo mon: Tense Buttocks?!
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: Infidelity - Gently cleanses and freshens while it cleans. In the large pump bottle. I'm just sayin'.
	10:17pm spodiodi: noted, Franco
	10:17pm solo mon: They are shrimping? This is officially a sex act.
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: How about Love Smut Pandemonium?
	10:18pm solo mon: Call it “music for shrimpers”
	10:19pm Scott67: XX thanks Leland.
	10:19pm coelacanth∅: i was told once that i broke this person's toe, pulling it. i didn't, and she didn't sue me. - but i guess the pulling aggravated something she had going on with her toe already.
	10:19pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, because shrimpin ain't easy
	10:19pm Kat in Chicago: Oh haha, here we go again
	10:20pm solo mon: ((((Hugs In Unison)))))
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Don't hug to hard, or you'll release the fragrance of fermenting cabbage.
	10:20pm spodiodi: those hacks owe me money
	10:20pm Scott67: Feels good solo :)
	10:21pm Scott67: Kimchi cuddles Franco.
	10:22pm daupomatic: I am very afraid now.
	10:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm sooo glad I already showered and put on my pajamas.
	10:24pm shangri-lounge: Hiiii guys! Paul Reed!!
	10:24pm daupomatic: What is Leland planning to do with that camera?
	10:25pm Scott67: Hey Shangri-la!
	10:25pm Couch Tarde: I'm an infidel for Jackie Gleason
	10:25pm Carmichael: Special Friday night appearance. Heya Lovers.
	10:25pm shangri-lounge: SHANGRI-LA?!?!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: Biscuits in a tube smeared with Astroglide my love?
	10:26pm shangri-lounge: Hey, Scott!
	10:26pm solo mon: Leland and Constance: do you collect Jackie Gleason toenail clippings like me?
	10:26pm Leland Meadows: Hi everyone, it's your co-host Leland. This is flashback to 1993 when Constance and I had our first date. Part II after dinner last week. I really liked her and her Mom had a swank pad!
	10:27pm Couch Tarde: A swank pad for a spank wad
	10:28pm daupomatic: They seem to be able to hear us, somehow. It isn't right.
	10:28pm Carmichael: Wearing my smoking jacket, here with Jack Cassidy.
	10:28pm spodiodi: reminds me of the madonna's pube collector in that movie Slackers, solo mon
	10:28pm shangri-lounge: hey man, dig this crazy pad!
	10:29pm spodiodi: youtu.be...
	10:29pm Couch Tarde: They have a hearing trumpet that spans 27 years
	10:29pm solo mon: Creamy! A proto-vulgar moment!
	10:30pm Couch Tarde: You're talking about the church of Paul Reed I assume?
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: They got the swanky pad from a very nice couple with eczema taste I hear.
	10:30pm spodiodi: don't forget the roadhead
	10:31pm daupomatic: What movie will they view? It too will be creamy.
	10:31pm spodiodi: bench front seats ftw
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Promise the lady anything, but rub her with lard.
	10:32pm spodiodi: butt rubs are nice
	10:32pm Waldo Ham: The sound effects are lame. Semen doesn't sound like that.
	10:32pm spodiodi: seafoam does
	10:33pm Carmichael: Watch 2 Lane Blacktop. It’s for lovers.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: Dennis sooo hot as The Driver!
	10:35pm Kat in Chicago: oh god
	10:35pm Scott67: Popcorn or oysters? What about popcorn oysters.
	10:35pm daupomatic: ....saucy....
	10:35pm spodiodi: popcorn shrimping ftw
	10:35pm Scott67: Glad you flushed twice ;)
	10:35pm Leland Meadows: Courtesy Flush.
	10:36pm spodiodi: prisonflush
	10:36pm Couch Tarde: The fudge is free
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Carmichael, I love that scene where Dennis Wilson and James Taylor are talking about the rear end of the 55 Chevy, and the neglected girl in the back says "I wish someone would pay attention to MY rear end."
	10:37pm shangri-lounge: sweet, sweet music
	10:38pm Scott67: spodiodi, you win a Bondi Cigar.
	10:38pm Carmichael: Are you guys on video? Asking for a friend.
	10:39pm solo mon: Bottomless popcorn shrimping
	10:39pm ParUbi: Just what exactly is going on in there, hmmm?!
	10:40pm TDK60: This is just so delightful..
	10:40pm Carmichael: @Franco, Laurie Bird.
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Product placement: Infidelity - In tropical punch flavor.
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Laurie Bird, thank you!
	10:41pm Carmichael: Living the life that lovely lovers live.
	10:42pm Carmichael: Good cracker!
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Stick the frank into the Twinkie while gazing at the moon through the rip in the window screen.
	10:43pm Carmichael: Windows for Workgroups.
	10:44pm spodiodi: thanks for teaching me what a Bondi Cigar is, Scott67 lol www.urbandictionary.com...
	10:44pm daupomatic: Is Constance a Champagne Girl?
	10:45pm StringOFperils: Oh man. I step away for 20 minutes, and that Richard Simmons/Ron Jeremy composite is STILL up there.
	10:45pm spodiodi: we call them Baby Ruths here, and put them in swimming pools in golf movies featuring ted knight and bill murray
	10:45pm Carmichael: Play Fargo.
	10:45pm Scott67: spodiodi, You're welcome mate. Just don't inhale.
	10:46pm spodiodi: i'm so full of shit, i might not even notice, Scott
	10:46pm Scott67: Caddyshack candy.
	10:46pm Carmichael: Just don’t exhale.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: this playlist should have a running cheese counter.
	10:47pm spodiodi: used to run with a kid who'd pick up dog pooh and smear it on people's windshields (unless they left a sunroof open)
	10:48pm Carmichael: Wow, porn for the blind.
	10:48pm daupomatic: This will end in tears. Mark my word.
	10:49pm Scott67: Spodiodi, barkers eggs.
	10:49pm spodiodi: lol thanks again, Scott
	10:50pm chresti: Creamy jungle room
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: I'm starting to feel a little, I don't know, squirmy?
	10:50pm ironybread: Scott67: Are the Ozzies familiar with the concept of the "skid mark"
	10:50pm Scott67: Franco, I squirmed before I came.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: @spodi > Once, several years ago, a dude thought it would be a good idea to pull my laundry out of a washer while I was away, an hi-jack my wash cycle with his stuff. and left mine in a sopping wet heap. So I took my stuff back to my apt., grabbed a big cat turd outta the box, went back, and threw that in with his laundry.
	10:51pm spodiodi: skid marks!? racing stripes!
	10:51pm Carmichael: When do you play the castrato singer?
	10:51pm Scott67: Ironybread, I thought we invented them.
	10:51pm spodiodi: SOp -- i've a newfound respect and admiration for you blessings
	10:52pm spodiodi: that's beautiful
	10:52pm StringOFperils: It felt good. I knew who it was. He was a jerk.
	10:53pm shangri-lounge: give.the.bird.a.radio.show!
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Good going Spodi!
	10:53pm spodiodi: that makes it even sweeter :D
	10:53pm solo mon: Cheap cheap
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Especially because by that time, his laundry was in the dryer. Yep. Cooked that up real good.
	10:54pm Franco Twinkie: Ha!
	10:54pm Constance De Witt: Sop!?
	10:54pm spodiodi: hahahaa SOp
	10:55pm TDK60: Thanks Constance & Leland. Enjoy the flick.
	10:55pm daupomatic: I want to know what REALLY happened to Constance's father.
	10:55pm spodiodi: pick a little, talk a little, soloooooo
	10:55pm StringOFperils: I wish I had some Roma wine. I just have whine.
	10:56pm Carmichael: Does he live in a yurt?
	10:56pm StringOFperils: I s that your father in the corner there? The guy with the rain stick?
	10:56pm spodiodi: there might be some at the pool hall (starts with P, rhymes with T)
	10:56pm solo mon: The naked circus= puppetry of the penis.
	10:57pm Carmichael: Is his name Rama Allah Dave?
	10:57pm ParUbi: A yurt for the transgenred?
	10:57pm daupomatic: Roma means fine wine.
	10:58pm spodiodi: this show is TOO FAST (and i spend half of it boiling water, and eating the water) :~(
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I think I need to go wax the car to work off some this restless energy.
	10:58pm daupomatic: Constance: Leland is not who he pretends to be!
	10:58pm Scott67: Love you two Torch talkers. Thank you XX. And to all burnees, summer hugs.
	10:58pm StringOFperils: An Englebert yurt. Makes sense to me.
	10:59pm spodiodi: Baby Ruths all around
	10:59pm solo mon: “The fudge shoppe around the corner”
	10:59pm chresti: I was boiling water, too. Constance is a little forward.
	10:59pm spodiodi: thanks, Connie and Lele
	10:59pm Carmichael: Englebert humperyurt.
	10:59pm spodiodi: <3
	10:59pm Constance De Witt: Thank you for listening. Yours affectionately, Constance.
	10:59pm shangri-lounge: constance and leland! <3
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Baby Ruths in lemon jellpoooOOOOOOoooo
	11:00pm Scott67: Spodiodi, Hellboy will be happy.
	11:00pm ironybread: Uh oh - I can hear the flashback running out
	11:00pm solo mon: WWYAWAWW
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Squeeze him like he's a bottle of Kwepi Mayonaise!
	11:00pm Couch Tarde: Leland's taking the couch tonight so you are all welcome to sit on.........
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Thank you for allowing us to use the wormhole.
	11:00pm Carmichael: Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.
	11:00pm spodiodi: also, the Goonies dude, Scott
	11:01pm solo mon: Solo birds gonna get an eyeful tonight!
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: Wow, what a flashback. See you next week for more love and tummy movements.
	11:01pm ironybread: Hugs to us all.
	11:01pm chresti: Thank you Leland and Constance! I can't get myself off this couch, can I stay, too?
	11:01pm spodiodi: the music was def the massage tonight
	11:01pm Couch Tarde: I came for the head rub and wasn't disappointed
	11:02pm StringOFperils: It smells like love oil in here. Can I crack a window? D'ya mind?
	11:02pm spodiodi: i have a fresh Lysol roll-on if anyone needs it
	11:03pm spodiodi: please crack too
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Moist towelette anyone?
	11:03pm Constance De Witt: Push Leland a bit, chresti!
	11:03pm spodiodi: gotta get my gun. pain
	11:04pm Leland Meadows: Wow, this couch is big!
	11:04pm ironybread: I'm just gonna roll over, then start snoring in an hour
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Let's go bug paparay now.
	11:04pm spodiodi: deal
	11:04pm chresti: It's a very long couch, I'll just sleep from the opposite end.
	11:07pm Leland Meadows: Goodnight friends, until we meet again!

The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from December 11, 2020

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