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Treasured moments, reveries of romance and sentimental soliloquies.

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Favoriting December 25, 2020: A Charmed Existence - Bon Voyage Bouquet: Episode IV
Embark upon a journey with Constance and Leland on a whirlwind driving tour culminating in an hour of adoration, celebrating the season featuring a cornucopia of special guests and surprises. With the lovely participation of: ARB, Georgy Girl, Rich in Washington, Shangri-La, Ursula1000, notsoKWYET, ironybread, Solo Mon and Greg, Mr. Fab, Don-O.

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The Torch & Friends  The Hitch-Hiker and The Poet   Favoriting
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The Torch & Friends  The Rest Stop   Favoriting
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The Torch & Friends  On The Road IV   Favoriting
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Universal Love Church  Greet All Gods   Favoriting
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Universal Love Church  Words of Wisdom and Songs of Praise   Favoriting
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Listener comments!

Avatar 5:55pm
Constance De Witt:

Good evening, everyone! We are getting ready to go on our little trip.
Avatar 6:36pm
Leland Meadows:

Constance, I turned on the lights as soon as the sun came down and thanks for giving the manger a little dusting. Getting ready.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
LIttle Drama Boy:

pa rump pun pun pun
Avatar 6:59pm
Constance De Witt:

Hello, Little Drama Boy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Little Drama Boy:

Sorry I woke up your baby, Mary.
Avatar 7:00pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

I'm covered with bites of something, it must be suspense!
Avatar 7:01pm
Don-O:

Toot! Toot!, eh!
Avatar 7:02pm
Richard S:

Hello! Is there room for one more?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
Little Drama Boy:

Roma wine presents: Suspense Hives
Avatar 7:02pm
Ursula1000:

Oh hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03pm
Little Drama Boy:

I donโ€™t use a belt to hold up my pants... I use suspense.
Avatar 7:03pm
Don-O:

Rev. Fab is on his way!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:04pm
Little Drama Boy:

Is that a coffee bong?
  7:04pm
Carmichael:

3 gallons of coffee, here you are.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:04pm
ultradamno:

Hi everybody!
Avatar 7:05pm
Richard S:

I'm doing fine! Thanks for asking!
Avatar 7:06pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

Civet poop! Coffee Luak!
Avatar 7:07pm
Don-O:

Yea, that monkey poop coffee would be.......special (?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:07pm
Little Drama Boy:

Clumsy and Vulgar w the monkey poop coffee beans
  7:07pm
Carmichael:

Iโ€™m in my garage drinking beer, but in my soul Iโ€™m in the Celica.
Avatar 7:07pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

Constance, drink your crappacino
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:08pm
Little Drama Boy:

An hair Gel ick
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:10pm
Little Drama Boy:

LOLs and half eaten lollipops for Con cons mom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:11pm
Little Drama Boy:

Hahaha
Avatar 7:11pm
Don-O:

A Firesign Theatre touch by DJGG! Killer cameo.
Avatar 7:12pm
Mr Fab:

the GGPS system, hahaha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:12pm
Little Drama Boy:

Classic Celica horn sound!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:14pm
ultradamno:

Red and green meat is festive
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm
Little Drama Boy:

Meat for Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿฅฉ
Avatar 7:15pm
Don-O:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmMEAT!
Avatar 7:15pm
Don-O:

"ah, Clem"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm
Kat in Chicago:

How do I get GGPS on my phone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:16pm
Little Drama Boy:

I NEED GGPS in my LIFE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:18pm
Franco Twinkie:

Is it okay? I feel as if things are going off the track to soon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:18pm
ultradamno:

Was it one of those Smartass Cars?
Avatar 7:19pm
Richard S:

This is actually quite pleasant. I'll just sit here in the back seat and nod off.....
  7:19pm
Carmichael:

Thats a big 10-4. GGPS on the CB radio.
Avatar 7:20pm
notsoKWYET:

HO HO HO HO HO HO
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:20pm
ultradamno:

I imagine Rich is taking a well deserved rest after doing this www.kboo.fm...
  7:21pm
Carmichael:

The right balance of country and western.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:21pm
Little Drama Boy:

Iโ€™m paying extra for my GGPS and upgrading to the โ€œeye rollโ€ feature.
  7:22pm
Carmichael:

Shooby Taylor.
Avatar 7:22pm
notsoKWYET:

Making 120 meatballs to this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:23pm
Kat in Chicago:

Thats-a lots-a meatballs!
  7:24pm
Carmichael:

Roma wine is now imported from Chile.
Avatar 7:24pm
Constance De Witt:

Looking through the window at you...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:25pm
Little Drama Boy:

Paul Reid on the Reidio
Avatar 7:27pm
notsoKitschHiker:

This is so DAMN good...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:30pm
Franco Twinkie:

A cold draft is blowing. Can I have some of that hot coffee in your thermos?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:30pm
Little Drama Boy:

NOW Iโ€™m crying tooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:30pm
ultradamno:

This sounds like a driving hazard. I am concerned.
  7:30pm
Carmichael:

You need something upbeat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:31pm
Little Drama Boy:

I always cry when people talk-sing.
  7:31pm
Carmichael:

Maybe some disco Christmas?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:32pm
Franco Twinkie:

Would you please keep your eyes on the road!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:32pm
Little Drama Boy:

Lollllll weird milk gimme more
Avatar 7:32pm
notsoKitschHiker:

BAHAHAHAHA apparently constane and leland don't like Milk Month
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:33pm
Little Drama Boy:

โ€œMust be experimental radioโ€ hahaha
Avatar 7:36pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

I'm crying milk tears
  7:36pm
Carmichael:

NPR is currently playing Christmas for Poor People.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:36pm
Little Drama Boy:

Silent Night
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:37pm
Little Drama Boy:

โ€œGive the Drama Someโ€ Broadway radio?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:37pm
Kat in Chicago:

Thanks for clearing that up, Mom
Avatar 7:37pm
notsoKitschHiker:

OMgggggg HAHAHAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:38pm
Little Drama Boy:

Con Cons Mom has never pet her cats, only brushing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:42pm
Little Drama Boy:

Do you know where youโ€™re going to, Constance and Leland???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:44pm
Little Drama Boy:

NO MEN.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:44pm
Little Drama Boy:

Breaking out the pink wine for that !
  7:45pm
Carmichael:

Gas food ammo bait.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:45pm
ultradamno:

So this is not a handy, neighborhood church you guys are going to.
Avatar 7:45pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

Break for ribs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:46pm
Little Drama Boy:

Spare the ribs, spoil the child.
Avatar 7:47pm
The Knuckle Cracker:

New years resolution, read more.....online pastor reviews.
  7:48pm
Carmichael:

Lets all march!
Avatar 7:48pm
Mr Fab:

Them revooers is a buncha malcontnets who dont know good preachin when they hears it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:49pm
Franco Twinkie:

Do you think they have pecan roll?
  7:49pm
Carmichael:

Gas station sushi?
Avatar 7:50pm
notsoKitschHiker:

tea water
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:50pm
Franco Twinkie:

Donuts under a glass dome for me thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:51pm
Little Drama Boy:

Cry tear eon channel.
Avatar 7:51pm
Mr Fab:

I usually order the oil drum o' prune juice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:53pm
ultradamno:

That's smart, keeps Leland from smacking his forehead and exclaiming "I could have had a V8" later.
  7:53pm
Carmichael:

The Electric Church of Jimi Hendrix.
Avatar 7:54pm
Mom:

Pick up the phone Con Con
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:54pm
Franco Twinkie:

You should have got the blood leather strips and some onion tea.
Avatar 7:54pm
Mom:

I need to hear your voice Con Con
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:55pm
Little Drama Boy:

How many times did you brush the cats though???
Avatar 7:56pm
Mom:

If you are driving what if the mail arrives? you better turn around and check
Avatar 7:56pm
Mom:

It's best to just stay home and peer through the curtains
Avatar 7:57pm
Ursula1000:

Yo Con Con! Your mom's calling!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:58pm
Franco Twinkie:

What about the lobster grapefruit fantasia? Get it for dessert!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:59pm
Franco Twinkie:

No going to the outlet mall on the 26th.
  7:59pm
Carmichael:

Play some Fargo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:00pm
Little Drama Boy:

Lobster grapefruit Fantasia sounds exquisite
Avatar 8:00pm
Mom:

It's sumptuous
Avatar 8:01pm
Mom:

War is romantic
  8:01pm
Carmichael:

Did you bring the cribbage board?
  8:01pm
Carmichael:

Celica lobster smell.
  8:03pm
Carmichael:

Donโ€™t miss the fire and brimstone sermon.
Avatar 8:03pm
Mom:

The lobster beef was charred on brimstone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:06pm
Franco Twinkie:

An unctuous gentleman always wears a dab lobster of butter to church.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:07pm
Little Drama Boy:

Yay! For clumsy and vulgar :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:08pm
Franco Twinkie:

No more stilton cheese!?!
Avatar 8:08pm
Don-O:

It's an intelligent GGPS because it has an English accent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:09pm
Little Drama Boy:

LOL at 1) the burp 2) the GGPS 3) Constance saying โ€œson of a gunโ€
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:10pm
Little Drama Boy:

Does hank have the Roma?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:10pm
Little Drama Boy:

Omg rotate to avoid discharge
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:11pm
Franco Twinkie:

You'll change your mind when she farts in church Leland. Leave her at the rest stop while you still can!
  8:12pm
Carmichael:

Raining cats and dogs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:12pm
chresti:

Are they in a space ship?
Avatar 8:12pm
Mom:

The reason it rains is because the angels forget to rotate the clouds, that's when the sky makes discharge
Avatar 8:13pm
Constance De Witt:

That's right, Mom, angels must carry on the important task of not letting the sky discharge its water.
Avatar 8:14pm
Mr Fab:

Mom, did you have to call to make sure they didn't sleep thru the show? Again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:14pm
ultradamno:

Those angels need a chore wheel or something so that won't happen anymore
  8:14pm
Carmichael:

The road ahead is washed out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:15pm
chresti:

Mom, why do people fart?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:15pm
Franco Twinkie:

I like the rain. I'll just curl up in the back seat and eat a cookie with my eyes closed.
Avatar 8:16pm
notsoKitschHiker:

I AM livvvvving for GG's interuptions
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:16pm
chresti:

Toodle on down.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:17pm
Franco Twinkie:

I thought all the Mervins were now Patios Plus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:18pm
Little Drama Boy:

GGPS is giving me everything. โ€œtoodle downโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Avatar 8:18pm
Mom:

People fart so you don't mistake them for angels
Avatar 8:18pm
notsoKitschHiker:

did he just say W-NRG? sooo good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:18pm
Little Drama Boy:

Faux Freanch LOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:19pm
chresti:

Franco likes striped shirts, must be part French?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:19pm
Kat in Chicago:

I would listen to WNRD. Or maybe I already do? :)
  8:19pm
Carmichael:

Now itโ€™s Christmas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:19pm
chresti:

Thanks Mom.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:20pm
Little Drama Boy:

Hahaha! Cha cha. Heels!
Avatar 8:21pm
Don-O:

Cha-Cha-Cha!
Avatar 8:21pm
notsoKitschHiker:

"are they like a brand?" lololz
  8:21pm
Carmichael:

Maybe Charo is on.
Avatar 8:21pm
Ursula1000:

I like zee cha cha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:22pm
Little Drama Boy:

Cha cha heels can be anything - Itโ€™s not what they look like, Itโ€™s how you wear them!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:23pm
Little Drama Boy:

Fuck that Jimmy Swagger guy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:24pm
Franco Twinkie:

I'm mad at the ice cream man for taking Christmas off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:26pm
Little Drama Boy:

Daddyโ€™s home, I like the title.
  8:28pm
Carmichael:

Any Christmas song with Daddy in the title is a winner!
Avatar 8:28pm
Mom:

apparently there's others
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:28pm
Franco Twinkie:

Daddy's home and he wants to knock boots.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:28pm
Little Drama Boy:

โ€œDaddyโ€™s little Celicaโ€
Avatar 8:28pm
notsoKitschHiker:

Constance and Leland... if you want my well defined meaning of daddy, I'll let you know after church
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:30pm
Little Drama Boy:

Anyone can be a father, but it takes some one special to be a daddy.
  8:30pm
Carmichael:

Our โ€œdaddyโ€ is the Lord, brothers and sisters.
Avatar 8:30pm
Ursula1000:

Connie Sellecca?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:30pm
Little Drama Boy:

UrsaLOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:31pm
Little Drama Boy:

Constance Celica
  8:31pm
Carmichael:

I enjoy Friendly Persuasion.
Avatar 8:31pm
Mom:

Putting the Witt in DeWitt, Air With Caution
  8:31pm
Carmichael:

He has good recipes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:32pm
Little Drama Boy:

Pornagraphic Flexi dicks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:33pm
Franco Twinkie:

I know daddy's home when I feel his dick on my prostate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:34pm
Little Drama Boy:

Putting the โ€œfrankโ€ in Franco Twinkie LOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:35pm
chresti:

Give the lady some coffee?
  8:36pm
Carmichael:

Hitch hikers love church.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:38pm
Little Drama Boy:

Hahahahaha he is becoming verrrry attached to you !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:38pm
chresti:

One of the last times I went to church, my little brother showed me a big fat booger he had extracted from his nose.
  8:38pm
Carmichael:

Iโ€™m so comfortable I could take off my pants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:39pm
chresti:

That sounds like a shady hitch hiker.
  8:39pm
Carmichael:

You picked up Kerouac!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:39pm
Little Drama Boy:

This is sooooooo goood!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:40pm
Little Drama Boy:

โ€œDonโ€™t look into this too much!โ€
Avatar 8:41pm
Mom:

So you are related?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:42pm
Little Drama Boy:

Dying! Deceased. dead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:42pm
chresti:

He spent some time in a man-hole?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:42pm
Little Drama Boy:

Niche humor is amazing!
  8:44pm
Carmichael:

Wait, a Celica is a 2 door!
Avatar 8:44pm
Mom:

Too relatable, I've been there Persivil
Avatar 8:45pm
Constance De Witt:

Leland got out to make some space for a second!
Avatar 8:45pm
Mom:

He did, I remember that. No plot holes here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:45pm
Little Drama Boy:

Dedicated to you all forever because of a bob Thompson / Paul Reed joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:46pm
Little Drama Boy:

Plot Holes: is gonna be the name of our dinner theater when the pandemic is over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:47pm
chresti:

I was just listening to Mr. Fine Wine.
Avatar 8:47pm
Mom:

You can have branded plot holders
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:48pm
Franco Twinkie:

All you can eat dinner theater.
  8:48pm
Carmichael:

Next stop is Funkytown.
  8:49pm
Carmichael:

Too much farting in dinner theaters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:49pm
Kat in Chicago:

The reach of the WFMU air signal is impressive
  8:51pm
Carmichael:

Drop him off at a buffet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:52pm
Kat in Chicago:

*snicker*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:52pm
Little Drama Boy:

Let Jesus come as I need.
Avatar 8:52pm
Mom:

Can I watch Jesus come inside you?
  8:52pm
Carmichael:

And get thee behind me, Satan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:53pm
Franco Twinkie:

Holy fuck!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:53pm
Little Drama Boy:

Jesus is my daddy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:54pm
Little Drama Boy:

This reminds me of a really good Love Boat episode.
  8:54pm
Carmichael:

Enjoy the buffet!
Avatar 8:56pm
Mom:

I'm going to miss Percivil!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:56pm
Little Drama Boy:

This Percival / Paul reed Story coming to sheenas lifetime network soon.
Avatar 8:56pm
notsoKitschHiker:

MORE DAYs!!!
  8:57pm
Carmichael:

Sweep the manger out, for Christโ€™s sake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:58pm
Franco Twinkie:

Not to mention fucking in your bed, mom!
  8:58pm
Carmichael:

The cumin cookies are stupendous!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59pm
Little Drama Boy:

GGPS has gotten nicer recently?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00pm
Little Drama Boy:

Bravo Percival! I hope we hear you again some day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01pm
Little Drama Boy:

โ€œI love to hold it.โ€
  9:02pm
Carmichael:

I only have a Corolla.
Avatar 9:02pm
Mom:

I practice Hold-It Tuesdays
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
ultradamno:

A great place to rest or get to know new people very well for brief periods.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
Franco Twinkie:

If you let me hold it, I'll buy you a hamburger on Tuesday.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
Little Drama Boy:

OMG
  9:04pm
Carmichael:

Rest stop people are really cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04pm
Little Drama Boy:

This sounds legit af
  9:04pm
Carmichael:

And lock the door.
Avatar 9:06pm
notsoKitschHiker:

OMG... I want Constance's mom on EVERY show
  9:07pm
Carmichael:

Constance, can I give your mom my number?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08pm
chresti:

Mom would burst her foundation wear if she saw our refrigerator.
Avatar 9:08pm
notsoKitschHiker:

SOME PLACE THAT STARTS WITH AN H
Avatar 9:08pm
Constance De Witt:

Carmichael, I believe Mom is lurking on this chat.
  9:08pm
Carmichael:

Pastor Percival.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09pm
Little Drama Boy:

What. An. Angel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10pm
Little Drama Boy:

Mama Con Con is my angel.
  9:10pm
Carmichael:

Donโ€™t talk with communion wafer in your mouth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11pm
chresti:

Is there an Angel brand toilet tissue? I bet Mom would like it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11pm
Little Drama Boy:

But do the carpets match the drapes?
Avatar 9:12pm
notsoKitschHiker:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14pm
Little Drama Boy:

Shushing on the radio is my favorite thing ever.
  9:14pm
Carmichael:

Is this a scene from the movie Duel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14pm
ultradamno:

This long a drive you guys might accidentally end up at one of those churches where they sacrifice outsiders in a giant effigy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15pm
Little Drama Boy:

Another moment brought to you by the โ€œCry Tear Eye Onโ€ Channel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16pm
ultradamno:

I know they usually do that in the fall, but sometimes they can get carried away
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16pm
Little Drama Boy:

Ultra - I think they both might be virgins!
Avatar 9:16pm
Mom:

OH Shazam!
  9:17pm
Carmichael:

Iโ€™m doing the sacramento dance. You point at your butt wth both hands.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18pm
Franco Twinkie:

Beepers for Christ.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18pm
ultradamno:

Yeah, that would explain the weekly beating
  9:18pm
Carmichael:

Was it a buffet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19pm
ultradamno:

...of carpets!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20pm
Franco Twinkie:

Burnt Camphor?
  9:20pm
Carmichael:

I only have a rotary phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20pm
Little Drama Boy:

He or she or they. This show is everything for every one!
Avatar 9:20pm
Don-O:

I hear cheesy organ....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21pm
Little Drama Boy:

Oye LOVE spaeztle!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21pm
Franco Twinkie:

And orange sherbet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23pm
Little Drama Boy:

Jesus come inside us all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24pm
Franco Twinkie:

Flood me with your warmth, then get me a Fresca.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24pm
Little Drama Boy:

Roma wasnโ€™t built in a day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24pm
Little Drama Boy:

Isnโ€™t it ROMAntic?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26pm
Little Drama Boy:

Donโ€™t Zamfir, Iโ€™m Fluent in flute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27pm
Little Drama Boy:

Rex Reed instrument panned that last comment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28pm
ultradamno:

No more impure suggestiveness?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
chresti:

Mom went to the record store?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
Little Drama Boy:

Franco did you ever get your warm Fresca?
  9:31pm
Carmichael:

You could be the next Murray the K.
Avatar 9:32pm
Mom:

Hank Carlos sends his love
  9:32pm
Carmichael:

Youโ€™ll also see a few for the porn store.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33pm
chresti:

Franco went to hose masa off his arms.
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Little Drama Boy:

Daddy loves cruise control
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Little Drama Boy:

Hello hank Carlos glad you are feeling better.
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chresti:

New York Underground is on, it sounds like.
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ultradamno:

This is a song that sounds like it could use some suggestive moaning
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Constance De Witt:

Church service is at 10pm
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Little Drama Boy:

Are you gonna make it In time ??
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Constance De Witt:

Oh, we sure will! We're on cruise control for a couple of minutes!
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Little Drama Boy:

Donโ€™t worry Jesus never comes early.
  9:38pm
Carmichael:

The crazy trucker will make sure you get there on time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39pm
Little Drama Boy:

Honk honk
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Constance De Witt:

The question is: will YOU be there on time for church service?
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Little Drama Boy:

Iโ€™m gonna stay at home and listen. Any church I enter would immediately burn to the ground and Iโ€™m not that mean.
  9:41pm
Carmichael:

In my soul, Constance.
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chresti:

You need a sign on your car that says churchgoers on board, so trucks won't try to run you off the road.
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Constance De Witt:

If anyone needs to tinkle, now's the time!
  9:41pm
Carmichael:

Is the return trip a separate show?
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WR:

Ah, mah gawd, the casserole pot is soaking. The family is playing canasta but after all that cooking and serving and wash up I just wanna soak in the tub.
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chresti:

This is great, I can listen to 2 shows at once!
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Constance De Witt:

Who doesn't enjoy a nice casserole? I love casseroles of all sorts.
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Little Drama Boy:

Casserole for your soul
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chresti:

WR, I left some dishes soaking, and am taking a break. I've been in the kitchen all day.
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Constance De Witt:

chresti, you deserve a treat.
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Little Drama Boy:

I hear electric guitars !
  9:47pm
Carmichael:

You deserve a break today,
So get up and get away ...
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Mom:

Con-Con, it's mom. My phone died and I can't reach you, can you hear this? Are you wearing your seatbelt?
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Leland Meadows:

I feel like I am dreaming at this moment and in a chat room somewhere and not in this car traveling to such a grand event. I have to pee so bad.
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Little Drama Boy:

This is so weird look the main stream is playing torch song while we listen to torch is but ing!!!!!
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Little Drama Boy:

Butting I mean burning.
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chresti:

I love it.
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Kat in Chicago:

Oh wow! I love Torch Song, too. I have that record somewhere.
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Little Drama Boy:

Is this planned or a Roma wine cross stream promotion?
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Constance De Witt:

Coincidence...
  9:52pm
Carmichael:

Roma wine, Chileโ€™s finest.
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Little Drama Boy:

Kat! Me too. Love William Orbit.
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WR:

Billboards are so over. People only look at their phone while they are driving.
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chresti:

Isn't it illegal to look at your phone while driving?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55pm
Little Drama Boy:

chresti itโ€™s ok to look if itโ€™s an ad.
  9:55pm
Carmichael:

I think they mean the hockey player.
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Little Drama Boy:

Just donโ€™t go to Satan Island.
  9:56pm
Carmichael:

Itโ€™s ok to look if itโ€™s your mom.
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WR:

Texting is illegal but all smart drivers use the app.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57pm
Little Drama Boy:

You can just tell GGPS to text for you. Iโ€™m sure she wouldnโ€™t mind.
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chresti:

Ray Boogie has a nice voice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58pm
Little Drama Boy:

When an hour seems like a day. Lovely.
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WR:

How many tamales did y'all make Christi? There are several street vendors within a couple blocks of me so I just have to get outside in the morning if I want a good tamale.
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ultradamno:

You guys be careful, there is a war on christmas on...
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ultradamno:

"Call Her Kat"

That's your current Mayim Bialik reference...
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chresti:

79 is the count, WR. chile and cheese tamales.
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Little Drama Boy:

Croissantโ€™s Kennel
  10:02pm
Carmichael:

Hell with that, I need a shot!
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Little Drama Boy:

Thatโ€™s a lot of love to send.
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notsoKitschHiker:

BAHAHAHAHAHHa YEsssssss
  10:04pm
Carmichael:

I followed the trucker.
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Franco Twinkie:

I have washed the spots off my soul and the masa out of my hair. Now, will you please show me your best toilet stall?
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WR:

That's a lot of tamales chresti.
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notsoKitschHiker:

This is the best thing ever
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Kat in Chicago:

I might have found the church www.churchofuniversallove.com...
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Franco Twinkie:

Breeders?
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WR:

Wait, the strip joint guy is the pastor?
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Little Drama Boy:

Celebate love!
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notsoD-ZASTER:

OMG in Toronto!!!!
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Little Drama Boy:

Look in their soul!
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Franco Twinkie:

The cervix is the door to the soul.
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ultradamno:

Well, just remember, when politically correct types look down, three fingers point back at them
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Little Drama Boy:

Iโ€™ve seen both.
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Franco Twinkie:

You've got to look at your fellowman - especially when he's standing at the urinal next to you at the bus station.
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Mom:

The Celica is the door to the cervix
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Little Drama Boy:

A Celica can Tercel the future.
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Little Drama Boy:

What kinda church is this anyhow?
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ultradamno:

Self-serve, I think
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Mom:

I want Jesus Tacoma inside of me
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Little Drama Boy:

Tacoma Dome do me
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Constance De Witt:

I'm confused about this church, too... that didn't sound too christian too me...
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Franco Twinkie:

She let me ride in her Celica, and the next thing I knew is we were arguing in the parking lot of Babies-R-Us.
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Leland Meadows:

Wow, what a service!
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Pastor D Zaster:

thats okay, Constance, we believe in the Miracle of Immaculate Confusion.
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Little Drama Boy:

Iโ€™m with Con Con
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Pastor D Zaster:

will the church greeters hand out the helium, so that we may all ingest it and sound like Brother Li'l Marie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21pm
Franco Twinkie:

Larry Fisher could have been dad of the year.
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Pastor D Zaster:

Li'l MARKIE, sorry *hic*
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Kat in Chicago:

"Sort of"!
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ultradamno:

How is it Li'l Markie himself doesn't die in his christmas record? Just grandma and she doesn't even go to hell?
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WR:

Wild Man Fisher always speaks the truth.
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ultradamno:

(though I think they were just telling Li'l Markie she got saved, if that kid was in your life you'd do just about anything to shut him up)
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Kat in Chicago:

This is what happens when you let Darryl W. Bullock book the musical talent for your church service.
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Constance De Witt:

We'll know for next time, Kat.
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chresti:

Constance needs some wine, down by the powder room in the basement perhaps?
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Mom:

I'm rubbing my hiney down here if anyone wants to join me
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Constance De Witt:

MOM!!!
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Little Drama Boy:

What the fuck what the fuck Jesus means to me.
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Kat in Chicago:

So I wasn't the only one who heard that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32pm
ultradamno:

Was there a band called Vulgar Church?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32pm
Little Drama Boy:

It was very disturbing!
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Kat in Chicago:

Shroud of Turin, Constance?
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Little Drama Boy:

Moms in the bathroom in the basement touching her hiney to the seat!
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ultradamno:

They are available www.zazzle.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35pm
Little Drama Boy:

Eggbertholomew
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ultradamno:

...and eggs to get beaten
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Pastor D Zaster:

Easy for you two to say, you never had to deal with Egbert's projectile diarrhea!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37pm
Little Drama Boy:

Eggberts projectile potatorrhhea
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WR:

Texture is good.
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chresti:

Haha, it won't kill you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39pm
Little Drama Boy:

I too love potato.
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notsoKarlthePotatoCritic:

2 mobile homes?
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chresti:

He's a player.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40pm
Little Drama Boy:

Pensively vulgar
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ultradamno:

Or one double wide?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41pm
Little Drama Boy:

Verging first life.
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notsoKarlthePotatoCritic:

Version for life
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Mom:

Constance, you are adopted. I am a virgin too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:42pm
Little Drama Boy:

You can still do oral.
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chresti:

Aversion for life.
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notsoKarlthePotatoCritic:

I vote for heavy petting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44pm
ultradamno:

Even the mormons on Big Love said "oral is moral"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44pm
ultradamno:

...or molar.
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Franco Twinkie:

Take thy sacrament in your mouth and think of carnival food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44pm
WR:

Renewing your bowels together.
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Little Drama Boy:

Cass er holes
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Mom:

You can still drink my little yellow water
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46pm
Franco Twinkie:

Only if I can have it straight from the spout.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46pm
ultradamno:

I believe mold is where some of your best drugs come from
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46pm
Little Drama Boy:

Stripper spaghetti ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mom:

Keyhole pie!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46pm
Kat in Chicago:

What the heck is stripper spaghetti?
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Mom:

Mold comes from Jello
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chresti:

Ass picks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47pm
Little Drama Boy:

Salad Regina!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47pm
ultradamno:

Is that an edible g-string?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48pm
Franco Twinkie:

Oops!
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Kat in Chicago:

Oh, that might be puttanesca
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48pm
Little Drama Boy:

Like a character in gas light
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49pm
Franco Twinkie:

You can pick up some pizza at the gas station and pretend your in Rome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50pm
ultradamno:

Sinner's Crossroads would be a natural fit for them
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Mom:

Did I miss Con Con's fart?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51pm
Little Drama Boy:

Bravo! Bravo! Con Con and Lee Lee ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 4 hours of heaven ( and a few moments of hell )
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51pm
StringOFperils:

Pat Boone is from the sombrero galaxy. He consumes five times his won weight in asparagus every 9 Earth hours. He has to.
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Little Drama Boy:

I think Constance just let it out slowly throughout the 4 hours.
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Mom:

That's a talented girl I've got, holding her pee and elongating her gas all this time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53pm
Little Drama Boy:

Itโ€™s called a โ€œlong Conโ€ hahaha
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Franco Twinkie:

When you kiss with your mouth closed, leave a little slit to stick in a bobby pin.
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Mom:

Leland is going to learn how to drive in my Celica after eating green tuna? Constance pick up the phone now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54pm
Little Drama Boy:

SOP! :-)
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Little Drama Boy:

I see some casserole play in their future.
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WR:

The casserole pan is clean and ready for next time.
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Mom:

Connie found a cass man!
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ultradamno:

Well, that was epic (not a word I'm usually apt to use). Thank you Constance, Leland, Scott and the skeletons. Happy holidays all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57pm
StringOFperils:

These two smell like a sac of prawns. The cats are going to tear them apart. Riot in cat kennel 13, coming soon.
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Kat in Chicago:

Epic indeed! Drive carefully, Leland!
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WR:

Epic epic. Lovely lovely. Clap clap. Honk honk.
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notsoKarlthePotatoCritic:

thank you for the most INCREDIBLE 4 hours ---- just eating dinner so going to say much love to all you weirdos...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58pm
Franco Twinkie:

Please have Christmas every week, I'll bring the snacks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58pm
Little Drama Boy:

Lobster Grapefruit Fantasia Scented dreams to you all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59pm
StringOFperils:

Sacramento wine. Is that supposed to be a good thing?
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Mom:

I've been holding it this hole time, even when I was rubbing my hiney on the seat in the basement bathroom
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Kat in Chicago:

Well, they did say that Roma Wine comes from California...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59pm
Little Drama Boy:

Succum to Jesus.
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Little Drama Boy:

At the Hole Dit Inn
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chresti:

Thank you Constance and Leland, lords and ladies! Lovely show! Have a nice holidays!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01pm
StringOFperils:

Mary Unisonmas. That was a year.
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Mom:

Hank Carlos enjoyed the show very much, he can't type because of his finger problem
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Franco Twinkie:

Let him hold your washcloth, fer Chrissakes!
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WR:

Sigh.
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Constance De Witt:

Thank YOU for listening and participating!
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Mom:

We wash you a worm and wanderlust weakened
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Ursula1000:

what-a-show!
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