Listener comments!

Fri. 5/9/08 8:08pm From: Kyle

"What's that noise?"- my roommate

Fri. 5/9/08 8:34pm From: c

rather ok noise

Fri. 5/9/08 8:42pm From: Torbjorn

Falling is nice. I once fell, and didn't know how to stop.

Fri. 5/9/08 8:42pm From: Laurie

Pseu, I think you should wear a helmet.

Fri. 5/9/08 9:06pm From: bartleby

Just FYI, I'm out here listening but I am busy assembling particleboard-henge on the remains of a more ancient milk-crate based civilization.
I guess my other question is -- why do they call it bestiality when there has to be a human involved? Example:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm

is not bestiality

Fri. 5/9/08 9:10pm From: Laurie

Bartleby, I realize it's a BBC news link. Regardless, there is no way in hell I am visiting that link.

Fri. 5/9/08 9:13pm From: pseu

wait -- complete and unblinking attention to my show is being...DIVERTED?

Fri. 5/9/08 9:15pm From: janosh

I G FARBEN

Fri. 5/9/08 9:16pm From: j

Is there a difference between "bestiallity" and "beastiallity"?

BTW: Laurie's voice makes me beastly!

Fri. 5/9/08 9:31pm From: Bones

That was an awesome set.

Fri. 5/9/08 9:33pm From: j

World POPClock Projection nears 6,666,666,666

http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html

Fri. 5/9/08 9:47pm From: Laurie

Real human skulls can be obtained via mail order at the Bay Area's Bone Room.

Fri. 5/9/08 9:48pm From: Laurie

Also, j: "Bestiality" is a real word. "Beastiality" is not a real word. That's the difference.

Fri. 5/9/08 9:51pm From: non-sequiter!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WumeHyaVS4Q

Fri. 5/9/08 9:57pm From: Bones

When i look back at this ten years from now I'm gonna wish i'd used more smilies..

Fri. 5/9/08 9:59pm From: bartleby

The perfect murder: Offer to help someone assemble particle board furniture and keep saying "dude, you're gonna strip the hole," until they finally do. At that point say "dude, I told you that you were gonna strip the hole." When they come at you with the complementary wrench/screwdriver you can dispatch them in self-defense.

Better yet-A dry icicle in a thermos in a sauna

Fri. 5/9/08 10:02pm From: Bones

hey bartleby, wanna stop by and help me assemble this sweet new desk i bought at IKEA?

Fri. 5/9/08 10:03pm From: j

You would need a glove though: no?

Ice burns ouch!

And if it fits...

Fri. 5/9/08 10:07pm From: bartleby

Bones boy, I think you have it reversed. I'm assembling funiture right now. You're supposed to offer to assist me and then Administer the coup de grace when I am in midair with the sporkdriver.

Fri. 5/9/08 10:10pm From: Bones

hah! "sporkdriver" That's funny.

Fri. 5/9/08 10:15pm From: bartleby

You missed it. Just had the first broken "compression dowel" of the night _and_ I can't figure out where I put down the tools

Fri. 5/9/08 10:19pm From: j

Nothing is funnier than a "sporkdriver" save a lost "sporkdriver"

If you put the glue on that dowel I'd dig it out ASAP.

Do you have the boring tool?

Fri. 5/9/08 10:34pm From: bartelby

These are just cheapie shelves for my on-line book inventory. So I can fix them however. They don't have to look good.
I can fix the shelf with some duct tape. Did I mention that a tape gun with duct tape is the ultimate weapon. With two I'd be spiderman.
(Actually the duct tape bends the shearing blade on the tape gun, so it isn't so bad-ass after all.)

Fri. 5/9/08 10:35pm From: Laurie

I don't know, j, I find most tools boring.

RIMSHOT, PLEASE.

Fri. 5/9/08 10:37pm From: Laurie

Did Bryce ask you to play this audision song 'cause he's high on ecstasy? Is he doing a glowstick dance?

Fri. 5/9/08 10:37pm From: j

Laurie:

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Fri. 5/9/08 10:38pm From: bartelby

Hammertime. no seriously

Fri. 5/9/08 10:40pm From: Bones

I've never assembled any particleboard furinture, but I do have some experience doing impromtu repairs on hotel furniture.... pretty much any adhesive will hold a leg on a coffee table, but getting a bed-frame to hold together is a bit more challenging...

Fri. 5/9/08 10:44pm From: j

Particleboard is very particular.

That is why you never misplace your sporkdriver.

Fri. 5/9/08 10:52pm From: Laurie

Pseu, do you love Alexyss K. Tylor as much as I do?

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