Ken | Playlist | 25 March 2009

Wed. 3/25/09 9:01am From: Lizardner Dave

Monorail......monorail....MONORAIL!!!!!!

Mornin'

Wed. 3/25/09 9:01am From: cribley

Good Morning, Dell.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:02am From: Karen in Sleepy Hollow

oh god Ken, you poor bastard! When will the Disney demons pack up and leave?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am From: Joe

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am From: Parq

Look, Daddy, I can see our car from here! What's a "Denver Boot"?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am From: Negator

Did somebody hear a gunshot?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:05am From: Ghengis Jung

M-I-C-K-E-Y

Why? Because we love you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:06am From: cribley

Jiggle that cable, Ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:07am From: Ghengis Jung

Oh good - I thought I'd gone deaf in the left ear.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:07am From: Negator

Way to find that plug Ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:08am From: Walt Disney

Good morning EVERYBODY

Wed. 3/25/09 9:10am From: Vince

Sham-sham-a-wow,
Sham-sham-a-wow,
Shamwow for me,
The shamwow of radio,
Works wonders form-free!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:10am From: Unclear on the concept

John Travolta was in Mary Poppins?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:11am From: Bäd R☺nald

Morning!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:12am From: Ken

No, Nic Cage and John Travolta were in Face Off, the first Face Transplant Action Adventure Flick.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:13am From: Mac

This is TOO much like the time I dropp'd acid at Disneyland.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:15am From: Ken aka Concept Explainer

The Disney movie that raped us is starring Nic Cage.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:15am From: Dr. Walt

A spoonful -- or a special cube -- of sugar helps the medicine and merchandise go down.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am From: Unclear on the concept

Okay, so they're responsible for all those lame me-too movies, like Face Hard, The Facemen, and Snakes on a Face?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am From: Lizardner Dave

Is it really rape if WFMU got paid for it? WFMU did get paid for it right? RIght?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am From: Brian

People Like Us gave a fantastic show here in Seville a few days ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/julioalbarran/3380340779/in/set-72157615780491408/

Wed. 3/25/09 9:17am From: texas scott

how much does a whore for disney get,nowdays,Ken?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am From: dale

Was there a craft services table? That makes up for any and all inconvenience to you and the neighborhood.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am From: Vicki

oh hello Brian

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am From: Swami

Only at Disneyland Mac? Worked wonders for Epcot and DisneyWorld too!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am From: Joe

Screw you, Unclear! Facemen was awesome!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am From: Mac

AGGH! Too much. The mice are crawling all over my body. Get them OFF!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am From: Joe

Also: you can't rape the willing.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:22am From: The Sellout's Apprentice

..Brooms and more brooms and an endless nightmare army of brooms carrying buckets and buckets of cash!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:22am From: Brian

Hey Vicki! The internet is a strange place. I forget, are you back in London?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:23am From: Jess

I blame AIG.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:23am From: Brian

yep. Saw your lecture on the internet - although it was in Spanish, they translated it live

Wed. 3/25/09 9:24am From: Vicki

sorry, it's Vicki, not Brian - wrote in wrong box!

Ken's fault

Wed. 3/25/09 9:24am From: pizza guy

ken tell us something we dont know, like why did FMU need to hold a fundraiser if they are now a tool of hollywood

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am From: Ken

You CAN rape the willing. That's what I learned yesterday. I signed up for missionary position sex but that's not what I got.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG rented WFMU to Disney and got the torches and the fair trade grown 100% organic 40% post consumer recycled burlap all fucking wet.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am From: Vicki

don't you have pizza to deliver?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am From: Parq

Ah, I wondered whether something from "Stay Awake" would be too obvious.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am From: Ken

Pizza Guy, maybe because we fell $130,000 short of what we needed?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am From: Mark

Jeez y'all ought to lighten up on Ken

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am From: gumby

AIG rhymes with Dis-ney coincidence? I think not!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am From: dei x

It's my chance to promote the concept of unionized prostitution! Like in the Weimar Republic, from skank to client #9 everyone gets health insurance and contracts with customers. Just because you pay for the service does not mean you can torch the store.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am From: Brian

@ Vicki - It was the first time I've ever given a talk with simultaneous translation. Weird to hear my words repeated in another language I half-understand coming from the back of the room. I got caught in the kind of aural and conceptual loops I normally need a mash-up artist to find...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am From: dale

Too many animals in the Disney lexicon to get it missionary style.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: jan

I clicked on the derby hatted man image; is that really you Ken?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: Dr. Nick from the Simpsons

Hi everybody!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: Bäd R☺nald

http://tinyurl.com/stukas

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: pizza guy

sorry it sucked, i did my part and pledged LOTS of my hard earned pizza tips. are they at least gone now?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: Negator

Infamous Disney clip about lemmings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: Cecile

hey, i think I fixed the bastard WMP, so now you have to listen to me ramble all day.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am From: Vicki

the most confusing thing about someone doing a live translation of your talk is knowing that if you stop talking that the other voice stops too

Wed. 3/25/09 9:28am From: Cecile

Disney's Dream Deferred by the Fall?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:28am From: paul

are we gonna hear "dizz knee land" in this set

Wed. 3/25/09 9:32am From: Cecile

if you have some jinx lennon around, that would be cool

Wed. 3/25/09 9:33am From: Ken

Hello Cecile! I love you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am From: Cecile

Hello, Ken. I love you too.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am From: John from Oslo

Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.

The Norwegian pavillion in EPCOT, Florida hasn't been updated since the opening of the center. On the other hand, neither has Norway...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am From: dei x

The Ken loves his adopted father.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am From: Hatch

Will we be hearing "Disneyland" by Come On at some point this morning?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am From: Cecile

Give it up for John from Oslo! He'll be here all week!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am From: Lizardner Dave

As listeners, we all bear the blame for WFMU having to rent to Disney since it it we who fell short in the marathon.

Ah fuck it, it's AIG's fault.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:36am From: Mac

Did he just say: "All death buggers the imagination"?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:37am From: Andy in Berlin

Hi Ken. Have you got that song by Come On - I Hate Disneyland (Mickey Mouse is a rat!)? And what about that Half Japanese Disneyland song?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:37am From: Andy B

What a brilliant set. Mouse trouble, be damned!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am From: Will

Isn't "A Whole New World" from Aladdin? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am From: Bäd R☺nald

Take Me to Disney!

http://tinyurl.com/takeme-todisney

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am From: Joe

I fully support WFMU's swindling of Disney. I say swindling because I hope and pray that everyone involved was frustrating, aloof, and delivered only a portion of what was promised.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am From: Doug in Canada

Huh, this is equally nauseating in japanese ...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:40am From: paul

that song was actually from aladdin, but i guess it could fit just as well in the little mermaid

Wed. 3/25/09 9:42am From: Joe Steele

Morning, can I just say, from all the tweets and stuff, this movie sounds terrible.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:42am From: Goyim in the AM

The "Little Mermaid" thing was a trick to find out who the secret Disney fans are on this thing. GET OUT NOW:

Wed. 3/25/09 9:43am From: Swami

About translations and Disneyworld. If you go on the "It's a Small World" ride, and you speak say, German, you are at risk. By the time they get to the German version of "Keep your hands in the ride, don't stand up" you are well past the point of decapitation.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:43am From: Gumbercules

Yeah Hi Doctor Nick

Wed. 3/25/09 9:44am From: Joe

Gumbercules? I love that guy!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:45am From: WFMU home-page slogan ed.

"Delivering only a portion of what was promised!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:45am From: Cecile

Perfect, Ken!

Wonderful and Frightening is such an overlooked album.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:46am From: Another slogan that didn't make it

WFMU:
Who wants to buy our body? Nobody?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:48am From: Doug in Canada

I just keep thinking of "Vacation '58: If dad hadn't shot Walt Disney in the leg, it would have been the best vacation ever!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:49am From: Tom

Just got around to reading MES' memoirs, "Renegade." Amusing to say the least.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:49am From: John from Oslo

Is that a dysfynctional penis Walt is lecturing on?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:50am From: Lizardner Dave

Bravo. Bravo.

@John: Millions of them, actually.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:50am From: still b/p

I shot a man in Frontierland,
Just to watch him die...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:51am From: Cecile

Oh - you have to play He's a Whore by Cheap Trick.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:52am From: Cecile

No, John from Oslo, he's just happy to see you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:53am From: Tom

Speaking of the Fall, don't forget to play Blue Orchids "Disney Boys"!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:54am From: Gravy, Greedy, Sleazy...

...Easy, Soulless & Dark:
"Hey whore, hey whore,
Turn round, drop trou and score!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am From: Bäd R☺nald

I wanna drop-kick Goofy, poke Snow White in the glans, party with Mickey, enjoy Dopey's hands...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am From: Mark

If it's a Nicholas Cage film we know it will be good

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am From: Joe Steele

They filmed a couple movies at the prison I grew up across the street from in Philadelphia. The Robert Redford one was the most annoying. Lights and helicopters all night.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am From: 7th Dwarf

...and Humpy!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:56am From: Lizardner Dave

Will we get to meet Dong Sun tonight?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:56am From: megisi

What if Walt's last name had been "Farquart" or "Tubinski"? Would we have been saved all this?

I have no answers.

Only questions.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:59am From: Dr. Walt

Dysfunctional penis = Steamless Willie

Wed. 3/25/09 9:59am From: Cecile

aw, Blue Orchids. man.

MES: "Turbinski's Dream de-ferred-uh"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:04am From: dei x

my review of Numminem mix; *ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wed. 3/25/09 10:06am From: Cecile

Ken, you should grab FOTC's "You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute" off the YouTubes.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:06am From: Board Hog Cecile

that pink elephants scene from Dumbo is one of the most amazing and disturbing film moments. And it's in a kid's film!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:08am From: jneil

Best Disney Musical Moment: seeing the dwarves "Hi Ho" song on a version of the movie dubbed in Chinese on a trans-Pacific flight...

Hey, where' the Bonzo's "Mickey's Son & Daughter"?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:09am From: paul

yeah, but it's no "heffalumps and woozles". THAT scared the shit out of me.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:09am From: paul

how's the Zorn storage trailer holding up these days?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:10am From: G

I trust the check has cleared LOL

Wed. 3/25/09 10:11am From: megisi

jneil ... so how many hours of therapy did it take to scrub that stain from your cortex?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:12am From: JCityJensen

billionth comment woo hoo! morning Ken!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:14am From: trrrish

Truth in whoring

http://tsutpen.blogspot.com/2009/03/art-of-american-fantasy-32.html

Wed. 3/25/09 10:15am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

I just recently bought the LTM reissue of the first Blue Orchids album and it is wonderful.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:18am From: gigantor

No! It's too soon for Kenny G!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:21am From: jneil

Yes, way too soon for the Ken Freedman To "Let's See What's In The Archives" Transitional Moment!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:21am From: Jello

There's always room for Kenny G.!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am From: John from Oslo

I agree Jello

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am From: gigantor

Though if what he says is true, I am very happy.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am From: dei x

no wonder you wanted to offload The Boy... does this mean whoever won him has to support his habit?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am From: JCityJensen

EVIL IN THE EGGS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuXOopbWcE

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am From: Baloo the Bear

You know I rock.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am From: John from Oslo

Who put the Ken in Kenny G?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

It feels like Ken's show becomes a little more unhinged every week. Which makes my Wednesday even better! Like a "version" reggae track. Ken's show wobbles to the breaking point, Kenny G is when the bottom falls out, and Irwin kinda brings the track back together. Then Andy blogs about it on his facebook.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am From: G

People down the block from me rented their suburban-type NYC house as a stand-in for a family house in Ohio, in a film that never did much in theatres. They got paid in the mid five-figure range for a summer week while the family went on vacation. The movie crew ran over past their week, but the contract was for a flat fee, so the family got a little screwed there. The crew tried to avoid doing anything negative to the house, but still the family had to spend some of the fee to fix things caused by the shoot. Sound familiar?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am From: still b/p

Now this is one of the outfit's better moments....although they only went half-way with it.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am From: Bäd R☺nald

I love Jungle Book!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am From: Parq

Sigh. We all had to go through it, Ken. Then came Pokemon, then the rest of the Anime canon, then comic books, and now it's deconstructing "Watchmen".

Wed. 3/25/09 10:27am From: Giant Genre Nerd

John From Oslo, I think you just invented the genre of Ken/Kenny G. slash fanfiction.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:28am From: Will

You don't have to put on that red light Ken. Songsmith tells you so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypycpKQxXR0

Wed. 3/25/09 10:29am From: dei x

Not the right comment string, "Papa." Being incendiary without context only gets you poor comparisons to Andy Kauffman.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:30am From: Unclear on the Concept

Oh wow, cool cover of that David Lee Roth song!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:30am From: Cecile

you don't have to be a man-ho, a male gigolo.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:31am From: Parq

Call my agent. I'm changing the name of my autobigraphy to "Incendiary Without Context".

Wed. 3/25/09 10:32am From: Lizardner Dave

http://bit.ly/ilUB8 Can't believe we haven't heard this in the mix yet.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:32am From: David Lee Roth

This dude is totally ripping me off...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:33am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

You ever notice how sometimes Louis Prima sounds like Wild Man Fischer?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:34am From: G

David Lee Roth on a man-ho thread? wtf?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:34am From: Ken

Papa, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Take a hike.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:35am From: listener mark

You might be a whore, Ken. But you're our whore. There's a fifty on the nightstand. Have a nice day.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:36am From: Cecile

Right, listener mark. Go buy some nice Lucite heels with it.

You're a whore with a heart of gold, ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:37am From: BSI

...my very favorite fifty-dollar hoor...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

He was King Louie the ape.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am From: G

Another potential add-on homepage motto:

"Definitely not the GFE."

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am From: megisi

Your credibility would go up a lot if you'd pronounce it like Lewis Black ... "hoooooor"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am From: Parq

Ken, Prima was the chimp. The bear was Phil Harris.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am From: Jim

An orangutan, I think.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am From: still b/p

Now ya gots to play some you-know-who to fully inhabit the madonna/whore complex.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am From: The Voice of Cheeze

How about Todd Rundgren's version of "Never Never Land" from " A Wizard A True Star"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am From: detroitdave

Finally got my access back at work. Great to hear you cats again. Ken.....you were a whore the whole time?? Thats the problem with radio, you never know when a whore is in the room cause they can't be seen.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am From: Jξrξmy thξ listξnξr

hopefully the $50 is going to be pledged??

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am From: listener mark

Louis Prima played at the Flamingo in Vegas. I believe with Keely Smith. God bless Bugsy Siegel.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am From: Parq

By the way, I also always thought that Sinead version of "Prince" sounded like it was being sung, in desperate and deranged hope, from the inside of a padded cell and a straightjacket.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:41am From: Cecile

Oooh, Cheeze. Good call.

Someone does a version of "A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:42am From: NS Andy

Please please don't credit David Lee Roth with "I ain't got nobody"! I'd much sooner credit Marty Feldman- but really (I can google too) it was Graham and Williams. 1930's?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:42am From: dei x

when I was in art college, I was shocked by how many students were eager to sell their souls to Disney during the annual talent hunt. All told, they probably have a better career than I. Souls are intangible and non taxable, after all.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:43am From: megisi

Marty Feldman was "I Ain't Got No Booty"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:44am From: John from Oslo

I miss Marty!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:44am From: Ken

So who is going to the UCB Theater tonight for Seven Second Delay?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:45am From: Cecile

YAYAYAYAYAY!

I actually voted for the song on my Voice poll.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:45am From: Cecile

I mean Jinx's song

Wed. 3/25/09 10:49am From: Lizardner Dave

@Ken: if I can escape work early I am. Unfortunately the odds of that are growing slim...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:50am From: quanty

lova de sounds

Wed. 3/25/09 10:53am From: Cecile

I told Billy if he had to go drive and get Jinx himself, he had to do it. For WFMU!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:55am From: Jξrξmy thξ listξnξr

MY EYES... canttyepeanymur

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am From: Parq

I'm thinking, one problem is that it's tough to find Diz images that aren't massive take-down-notice bait.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am From: Cecile

aw. man, I'm so glad you're my radio rent boy, Ken!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am From: Lizardner Dave

Last night I had some pre-op tests done on my right eye that included being poked with a plastic stick.

That picture hurts more.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am From: Parq

And Ken, I hope you got Nick Cage to autograph the false chest.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:57am From: dei x

I'll tell you what I'll do about that 50 year old man!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:57am From: John from Oslo

Guy Fawkes in drag?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:58am From: cribley

When all else fails, there will always be a corn weenie waiting.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:59am From: Mac

Anybody know if you can get a corn weenie at Disneyland or Epcot?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:59am From: texas scott

i like this station

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: will

Ming the Merciless at his most seductive

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: G

Ken already got a corn weenie for this week. From Disney.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: dei x

oh now I want to change my premium choice. Too late!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: Ken

And this station likes you Texas Scott.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: Carmichael

What in bloody Christ have I stumbled onto this morning? What did Disney do to earn everyone's enmity?

I was cruising into work, listening to Dylan's "Shelter From the Storm", smiling at the righteous Highway Patrol dude next to me, and diggin' the world.

And now this.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am From: Rocky Balboa

Mac: You have to have a comprehensive stress test first.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:02am From: Ken

Thank you everybody for indulging my Disney Exorcism. I feel much better now. And I like the film crew people a lot. And I'm not a $50 whore. I'm a $17,000 whore.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am From: Jor

That's a spicy meataball!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am From: Cecile

man, everyone is digging that gui boratto disc, including moi

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am From: stingy d

way to go ken! how close are you to the ultimate goal?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am From: Lizardner Dave

Does that mean Disney gets 5 2/3 seats on the booze cruise?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:07am From: still b/p

Carm: Disney prohibited moustaches for park employees, even while...while....he kept his! Hah -- so...!
"Not in the legions
Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd
In evils to top Walt."

Wed. 3/25/09 11:07am From: marathon veteran

Dave, it means if you pledge at the $17,000 level, in addition to everything you get at the $3k level, you also get a chance to drag two sem-tractor-trailers' worth of lights, cables, mikes, wardrobe and those little canvas chairs around the Monty Street building for a week. They just couldnt fit all that into the brochure.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:09am From: G

And for 17K obviously you get multiple theme shows dedicated to you, how sweet...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:09am From: Ken

In their defense, probably not single member of the film crew that has been here for the last week works for Disney. They're actually really nice.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:10am From: Mark

Good Morning Ken... New Jonathan Kane = good news! Hopefully he and the band will be touring to support.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:10am From: Ken

I had to ban a couple of jerkwads. Ann Coulter and Michael Moore wannabes get banned. End of story, Those assholes can go to Daily Kos.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:11am From: Tom

I've always though Jonathan Kane and February should make an album with Mark E Smith.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am From: Lizardner Dave

Ken, we're with you wherever you want to cast the blame. I've got my 40% post-consumer-recycled Fair Trade burlap in the dryer, it'll be ready to go by noontime.

Oh, and thanks for the Jonathan Kane. I've bought every record since I first heard him on FMU.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am From: megisi

I don't know who originally said, "It's all crap," probably Pliny or some Greek, but I'm taking credit for it because nobody knows for sure.

It's all crap.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am From: G.

"They're actually really nice."

Then, offmic:

Are we ok now? So please back out of the studio, and take those knives and guns with you. Thanks.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:13am From: Danne D

Looking forward to catching the archive of
"Ken's Magical Kingdom Mix"

Wed. 3/25/09 11:14am From: lao tzu

"It's all crap." Mine mine mine mine mine!!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:15am From: Parq

Ken, I almost forgot, congrats on scooping the Times by almost a week.

http://tinyurl.com/gdgreyfork

Wed. 3/25/09 11:16am From: Joe

Man, Morrisey kicked my ass at darts last week!

It was Cricket, if you're really -that- interested.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am From: Ghengis Jung

The Drum! Great song!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am From: Danne D

never really imagined Disney as being a large orange cat until now.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am From: PMD

Ken has tiki torches though. Does that count?
Damn, I missed national corndog day... I could go for one now... YUMMY.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:19am From: John from Oslo

DAGMAR yess!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:20am From: Ken

Yes, they are all really nice. All 230 of them.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:21am From: John

Did someone mention Mark E. Smith? Ken, I just sent you a before and after pic. Please post. I have no site to post it on or link to it.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am From: G

230, funfun.

Does that mean you had to take a number to use the bathroom? Or pee in jars and pour it down the sink?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am From: Lizardner Dave

Ken's tiki torches will keep the 'skeeters off us as we storm Disney World.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am From: Carmichael

Thank God Dagmar Krause found an actual melody line. Don't EVER play Mr. Rainbow.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:24am From: Carmichael

btw, I take credit for inventing the line, "It's all poxy!".

Wed. 3/25/09 11:27am From: Bäd R☺nald

Sam Stone?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:29am From: Cecile

ah, that swamp gee-tar.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:29am From: Vicki

Brian Turner just posted some video footage of the Disney shoot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6P3OSbLAs

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Tony Joe White has a thing against men who don't drink whole milk and chicken-fried steak with white sausage gravy.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am From: GP

Morning all..missed some good commentary, music, etc.

Jesus has tattoos? I actually saw a mural like this painted in a community building in Honduras. I was pretty powerful but the kids just seemed to ignore it, ocassionaly you would catch a few of the younger ones studying it.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am From: Carmichael

Poke Salad Cowboys.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am From: Ken From Hyde Park

Nancy messed up that girl's record. It's all melted and stuff.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: GP

mmm.Chicken fried steak

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

In an open letter sent by Tony Joe White to the mother's of america. He warned them that if they created meek children he would push them down the stairs, but only because he loves them and cares for them. The other day I ordered a salad and he busted my lip and called me a faggot.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: PMD

Nancy's been possessed by the devil. I mean, Disney.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: Cecile

*dead laughing*

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: Sean Daily

Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am From: S. Dali

Ernie Bushmiller ripped me off all the time.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:33am From: Bäd R☺nald

Nice one Vicki!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am From: chris

OMG this is funny

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am From: PMD

Jesus needs to get with the times and get a cell phone.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am From: Jim

I would definitely have taken that picture of Jesus and the junkie instead of the Velvet Spector.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am From: chris

makes me think of Anna NIcole Smith

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Troy Hess is EXACTLY the type of kid that Tony Joe White is against.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am From: Vicki

was Brian that posted the YouTube link to the staff list, just passing it on

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am From: Sean Daily

So Arnie is going to pahmp (clap) us up?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am From: GP

Dude, I think that is Greg Allman callin in his order

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am From: AnAnonymousParty

Now all we need to hear nest id "I'm in love with a Stripper".

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am From: dei x

Arnie exercising is right up there with the stalling tape. You just know someone's left the DJ booth.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: Cecile

What ever happened to that hilarious, crappy animation to "Don't Stop Believing"? With the Moose...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: chris

Ken, you are currently outdoing yourself with this combo

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: maria

oh yea- south park disney -- ken play it play it!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: still b/p

Uptown...uptown!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: John from Oslo

Negativland - Gimme The Mermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrHwH2gEY8

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am From: Sean Daily

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Wed. 3/25/09 11:38am From: AnAnonymousParty

Geez, who can lift a phone booth with their feet?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:38am From: Carmichael

How about a "Song of the South" mix? Laughing Place/Jesse Helms would tickle my corndog ...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:39am From: Bäd R☺nald

Awesome!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:40am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Don't you kinda want Sex Bomb to turn into You Dropped a Bomb on Me or vice-versa. If my recording equipment was working at home I'd do it. I'd drop a sex bomb on all of you.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:44am From: Bäd R☺nald

I'll say it again...

Take Me to Disney World!

http://tinyurl.com/takeme-todisney

Wed. 3/25/09 11:45am From: Cecile

Pearly, put the pedal to the metal and burn rubber on that project...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:46am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

The home computer is current DOA, but! hopefully soon I shall be getting a new one and all will be right in the world... including a "You Dropped a Sex Bomb On Me" Monster-Mash-Up.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:47am From: Cecile

AW THIS IS THE BEST SONG OVER

Wed. 3/25/09 11:47am From: Sean Daily

Put dahwn the corn dahg you little girlie man and start those crahnches! Roust, you schwein! Ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am From: Carmichael

Dread Zeppelin?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am From: Izzy

Kenny G starts early today...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am From: Cecile

I love this version as well.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:51am From: ?

"Look, listen and learn, dirtbag. THIS is how you play an Em7 chord. See? Fingers arched! Screw it up again and you're goin' downtown."

Wed. 3/25/09 11:51am From: Doug from DC

Jeez, I haven't heard this record since a friend played me his copy back in '79.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:52am From: GP

No..I think this is one (1) better than the best song ever.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:52am From: Doug from DC

I remember, they did Also Spracht Zarathustra, too.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am From: Cecile

hey, for some reason, I want to hear Afroman

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am From: Unclear on the Concept

"Hakuna Matata" is Japanese?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am From: paul

PUMBAA NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDZ!!!1!1!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am From: Carmichael

I'd like to hear the theme from Mannix.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am From: Sean Daily

Fun Fact: "Hakuna Matata" means "Please to marry my underage tentacles" in Japanese

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am From: Mac

Last posting! Stick a corn weenie in it!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am From: cecile

i'm stoned.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:55am From: Bäd R☺nald

But then you got high?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:55am From: Real Cecile

No, but I wish.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:56am From: stingy d

fake cecile.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:57am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

so wait... does the real cecile want to hear afroman or only the fake cecile? Or is the real cecile high or is it the fake cecile that is high?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am From: NS Andy

I'm nauseous

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am From: Budgie

Where's my present, jerk!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am From: stingy d

the real cecile wants to hear afroman and get high, as the fake cecile, i know this.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:59am From: Cecile

Bwah, stinge.
You are a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in crispy bacon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm From: paul

davo lives in portland... try and track him down, or something

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm From: Parq

Mmm, bacon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm From: Irwin

You missed the biggest Disney star of all. Bigger than Mickey. I'll rectify that oversight later this afternoon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Well.... then it is settled. Ken's show wins "Show wars"

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm From: stingy d

yea i can help you with your hankering, but i'll come to you, don't you come to me.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm From: Unclear on Concept

Irwin is gonna rectify?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm From: Cecile

bwah!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm From: Angela Lansbury

Remember me in "Budgies and Broomsticks"?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:02pm From: Irwin

I am a paragon of rectitude.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:02pm From: Cecile

and the very model of a modern major general

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm From: Doug from DC

He also said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm From: Mark

.....perhaps only through a long, ordered, and rational disordering of the senses....

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm From: Cecile

And he liked tigers

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Bäd R☺nald

Heh heh "rectitude"!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Sean Daily

If the doors of perception were cleansed, then you head man will show up drunk and stoned at one of your gigs and expose himself to the audience. Which is also cool, but not exactly smacking of cosmic wisdom.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Lizardner Dave

Oh shit, it's gonna be a Hannah Montana marathon on irwin's show.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Ray is really good at playing the organ.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Bäd R☺nald

Queen!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Cecile

And John Milton was his artistic frenemy

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: stingy d

hey everybody go to the clemente soto velez cultural center on april 4th and i will dj! and special secret guest that is a wfmu fan-fav will perform!! and i'm excited! and i want to tell everyone!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

I was thinking David Peel, but only because I recently got the rhino handmade reissue.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm From: JCityJensen

PLAY SOME STOOGES!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm From: Cecile

play that Kidsi n the Hall song

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm From: mark

wha happened?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

stingy, if you tour your DJ bus down to the Southern States I'll be sure to come out.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm From: Sean Daily

FREEBIRD! Whooooooooo (pass out drunk)

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm From: Carmichael

Did the damn Russkies steal our satellite signal? Is this CCCP1?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm From: NS Andy

Kenny Geez!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm From: Cecile

CCCP1! CCCP2! CCCP3! CCCP4!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm From: Mark

oh god, it's going to be one of these....I'm ready.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

I figure if it is Kenny G's show, just expect it. The sound drops out... it's Kenny. My computer crashes... Kenny. I go to a bathroom break and forget to clock out... Kenny.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:09pm From: stingy d

i'm trying pearl.

Wed. 3/25/09 4:15pm From: johnc

Great show... but I kept waiting to hear Timbuk 3's "Dis---land (Was Made For You & Me)" off of Big Shot in the Dark... dang, now i gotta go dig up the LP in my closet...under the CDs and videotapes...next to my Amiga computer.

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