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Options February 28, 2018: A Show Especially for Hypochondriacs

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:00pm PMD:

I can't believe I'm through
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:02pm jj:

Always perceived as a team player
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:02pm queems:

i think i’ve got one but i can’t call until i get off the bus because that’s just rude
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:03pm Aaron Working In Newark:

Hi Queems!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:03pm queems:

hi aaron!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:05pm dale:

1.5 million wouldn't buy that alabaster silver plated toilet andy had his eye on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:05pm PMD:

You can use the diaper when you get a colonoscopy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:06pm Nick the Bard:

With the amount of razor blades I've played with over the years, I'm surprised I'm still 10 Finger Nick
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:06pm Asheville Jon:

can't wait for the soaking!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:06pm Asheville Jon:

so did WFMU end up selling the parking lot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How do those beer bottle labels work? One-time use or are they reusable?
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:09pm queems:

this show sounds way better in headphones
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:09pm Asheville Jon:

beatles: worst band in history: past, present, and future.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:10pm dale:

you frame them ken from hp
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:10pm Asheville Jon:

Ken's birthday: Feb 18
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:11pm dale:

andy just should have done a show loosely based on his life. called 'andy' in jaunty characters.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:12pm queems:

i do
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:13pm dale:

i self-diagnosed a salivary gland stone - e.r. doctor told me to stop googling stuff and he gave me antibiotics and steroids which gave me horrible diarrhea. next day the stone came out of my mouth. dr. dickhead.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:13pm queems:

doctors are useless 50% of the time
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:15pm Carlyle Marc:

Congratulations and Happy Birthday Andy!!
Do a show of Beatle trivia
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:16pm queems:

this is a great story
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:18pm Asheville Jon:

retarred?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:18pm dale:

i have plantar peanutis
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:18pm Greg:

Ok this is a bit sick. Hsv2. One outbreak. Self medicated. No more outbreaks. Success! ... researced neck cancer and tuberculosis and decided I did not have either despite the immediate evidence. .
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:18pm debt collector:

Don’t use the R word boys...
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:19pm queems:

maybe pilar cyst
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:20pm Asheville Jon:

Ken; THERE ARE ANTS INSIDE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:21pm Kat in Chicago:

Detaching retina. He needs to see eye doc.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:21pm queems:

detached retina
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:22pm dale:

this guy was exercising his eyes too hard before stretching them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Eye worms
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:22pm queems:

boom @kat we nailed it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:23pm dale:

COOL RINGER.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:24pm Dr. Foresnsic Proctologist:

Hmm - Old guys describing medical issues? Be still my heart!

Epic grossness potential. Good luck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:24pm Kat in Chicago:

yep queems, happened to me, you too? mine wasn't serious. I just have to go back for annual checkups and let doc know if it happens again w/shower of floaters
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:24pm dale:

does the estate of neil hefti get paid every time andy's phone rings?
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:25pm queems:

@kat hasn’t happened to me, but i take plaquenil so i learned a lot of facts about retinas
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:25pm Kat in Chicago:

I had plantar fasciitis too. thought I was gonna have to stop going to shows. it's ok now but it was bad for a couple years.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:26pm queems:

i’m going to call in like 10 mins CAN’T WAIT
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:27pm Linda Lee:

go queems! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Funny ... just today, a guy was telling me about a poster in his doctor's office: "Do not confuse your Googling abilities with my medical degree."
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:28pm queems:

google is cheaper
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:29pm dale:

i went to an er once for ear wax impaction. painful. and disgusting.
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:30pm glenn:

google has better bedside manner than most doctors.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:30pm quest:

I had a small marble sized lump on the side of my face. Was there for weeks. I finally attacked it, squeezing the heck out of it. Something popped out, "plinked" a mug I had on the counter, and I never found what it was. The sound made it seem like I popped a rock outta my face.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:30pm Linda Lee:

thought he was having a heart attack so he goes .. online? :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:31pm Kat in Chicago:

@quest YIKES
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:31pm βrian:

Ear wax extraction requires a big-ass syringe and a helping hand. It can be a huge relief.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:32pm dale:

quest wins for giant ossified zit!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:32pm queems:

doogie howser?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:32pm Kat in Chicago:

I get a feeling of impending doom just from going online these days.
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:32pm glenn:

my favourite pretty gross thing is watching cyst removal vids.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:33pm βrian:

Actually, I'd guess that was an allusion, not a reference.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:33pm Lizardner Dave:

The gum chewing is particularly annoying tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:33pm dale:

brian - you can buy a squeeze bulb thing and do it yourself over a sinkful of warm water. it's just called an irrigator.
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:34pm glenn:

it's pretty mind boggling to think of the crap the human body produces.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:34pm βrian:

Don't even get me started on benign osteochondromas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:34pm ultradamno:

I diagnosed this twitter.com... as cellulitis. The doctors mostly said they had no idea, contact dermatitis or shingles.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:35pm Linda Lee:

Not A Real Doctor, is that you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:35pm dale:

you can use a hacksaw for a bonesaw - the blades are fairly similar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:36pm Kat in Chicago:

@ultradamno that is scary stuff! is it better now?
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:36pm holymoly:

I once had an allergic reaction to something that expressed itself as the sensation of walking barefoot on golf balls. Never found out what it was I reacted to.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:37pm dale:

or get an oscillating cutter like a fein multimaster - they were originally surgeon's bone cutters.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:37pm Mandy:

too much goat screams that's what you get. horns.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:37pm βrian:

@dale: those are awesome tools.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:37pm Linda Lee:

you also get horns if your wife goes out on you. old school slang.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:38pm Mandy:

Sciatica.....wear compression socks Andy. it's from standing all day long.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:38pm ultradamno:

@kat Yeah, almost gone now. I think the valacyclovir got it under control, which supports shingles or something similar
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:38pm Montclair Mick:

Attica! Attica!
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:38pm glenn:

they are awesome tools. i own 3, plus the festool vecturo. lifesavers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:39pm dale:

ultradamno - wow! had to be a viral infection - hope it went away!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:40pm dale:

glenn - you're one of those festool snobs!! you rich bastard!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:40pm Linda Lee:

i don't think Andy's talking about sciatica ~ the nerve runs down the leg from the groin area & he's not talking about that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Queems on the air!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:40pm βrian:

I have no problem spending money on good tools, but Fein tools (except for one vac) always seem out of reach for mere mortals.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:41pm βrian:

Hah, didn't even see your comment @dale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:41pm Linda Lee:

atta girl queems! andy called you baby!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:42pm dale:

i have a porter cable vac that LOOKS identical - yard sale find.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:42pm Kat in Chicago:

oh no queems!!
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:42pm glenn:

festools are an investment, and i've never regretted a penny i've spent on them.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:42pm Mandy:

Queems loves walkabout
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:43pm common:

I definitely walk 12 to 13 miles a day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:43pm Linda Lee:

andy can't stand losing the spotlight. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:44pm Aaron Working In Newark:

This is Queems?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:44pm βrian:

They also have creepy distribution practices. (In my view.) There's zero competition on pricing.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:44pm queems:

yeah that was me
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:44pm Linda Lee:

excellent job talking past andy there queems! amazing story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:45pm Kat in Chicago:

good call queems!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:45pm queems:

hey guys, get your blood clots checked out
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:45pm βrian:

Do pledges really "drop?" Or do they bubble up?
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:45pm glenn:

good stuff, queems.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:45pm queems:

@kat thanks!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:46pm Linda Lee:

good work dear!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:46pm dale:

look at 'ave boltr' youtube vids for teardowns of festool and other brand's products. he also rips into dyson vacs and hair dryers to see what cheap crap they are.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:46pm queems:

i only walk like 8 miles a day now because of my blood clot leg
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:47pm Linda Lee:

how long ago was that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:47pm Linda Lee:

there's my neighbor Tommy!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:47pm queems:

@linda december 2016!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:47pm dale:

i went to the er for a heart attack. turned out to be bad gerd.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:48pm Linda Lee:

pretty recent then! wow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:48pm βrian:

That weekly GOP $1.50 break on my tax deduction? That's going straight to WFMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

You must go through many pairs of shoes each year, queems.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm queems:

@linda yep! my leg is probably going to be fucked up forever but it is slowly getting better
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm WFMU listener WADE:

SupraVentricular Tachycardia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm Linda Lee:

i'm glad to hear it!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm queems:

@ken SO MANY PAIRS
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm βrian:

Not "tachycardia?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:49pm Asheville Jon:

Linda Lee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:50pm Linda Lee:

hi Jon!! how are you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:50pm dale:

if the topic was 'that time you self medicated.....'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:50pm Linda Lee:

@dale .. they'd have a lot more callers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:50pm Asheville Jon:

oh just fine and dandy. how are you?
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:50pm glenn:

gotta get that tetanus booster.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:51pm queems:

so many babies
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:51pm Linda Lee:

lovely day here. spring's on the way for sure. saw the first geese returning this morning. can't complain at all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

sounds great!
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:52pm Sean d:

self medicated while in hospital before brain surgery
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:52pm Linda Lee:

my life is such madness i take it a day at a time. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:52pm dale:

linda - drove past a pond today and saw a pair of wood ducks. lovely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:52pm Linda Lee:

wow. nice. love the wood ducks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When I fell down hard snowboarding last month, I diagnosed myself with a bruised tailbone. Had so be careful sitting for a couple weeks. Pretty much all better now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:53pm βrian:

@dale: Where I come from, we call 'em decoys.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:53pm Mandy:

I should call about the weird bump on my head in fifth grade
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:54pm quest:

this is a cringe-inducing show, in a good way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:54pm Lizardner Dave:

What is with the "ah baby " tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:55pm Linda Lee:

i've self diagnosed tick-bourne illness. fat old tick + illness as descibed by the list physicians use to diagnose tick-bourne illness. :-D
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:55pm Elvis Causticfellow:

Andy is just going to go on saying "Oh Baby!" until somebody comments on it.
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:55pm queems:

also one time in art school i self diagnosed a staph infection and i lanced it with my printmaking exacto blade
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:55pm Linda Lee:

my kind of girl. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:56pm βrian:

Hey, this might be a good time to talk about bee-sting therapy again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:57pm Kat in Chicago:

I think this show is ending just in time
  Wed. 2/28/18 6:58pm queems:

well it’s been real
Avatar Wed. 2/28/18 6:58pm glenn:

i take out slivers with an olfa knife quite frequently.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:58pm Linda Lee:

i think so too Kat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/28/18 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When I was a kid I heard of lockjaw and the thought of that gave me nightmares.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 6:59pm βrian:

Not a klein tool, Glenn??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/28/18 7:00pm Kat in Chicago:

I'm ready for some puppets now
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