WFMU: Ken: Playlist from March 9, 2022

Listener comments!
	🚽 7:22am AnAnonymousParty: Finally, some happy news on the Bob Dylan front. The custom tambourine he'd ordered from "Tambourines 'я' Us", after being told would be delayed for up to four months due to the computer chip shortage, arrived after only a few days. A note in the box stated that several bags of the required components were discovered when a worker opened an unmarked box that had been sitting on a shelf for some time on the factory floor. A spokesperson for Mr. Dylan reports that Bob has been happily banging away on the new tambourine and the Bluetooth interface works great with his headphones, once he figured out how to pair them. Bob hope to use it to record a selection of solo tambourine pieces he's been working on and is looking forward to seeing how the USB recording interface works in the studio. A reliable source at "Tambourines 'я' Us" said that they are "looking forward to a five star review".
	8:12am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Egg, Ken, and AAP! Glad to hear Bob Dylan is not dead yet.
	🚽 8:23am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, AAP, FᥪFᥪ! And happy Marathon! To celebrate an old-fashioned, volunteer-teeming Marathon, Ken, maybe a visual motif from the long-lamented Yokohama Licking Festival? It's been too long! Let us lick! Let us lick!
	🚽 8:50am -жеи: Morning AAP. f0f0 and Handy!
	8:52am G: Chillionaire? Whoa.
	9:01am Marley P. Dogg: Pony up those pledges people!
	9:01am woj: can i lick the cling thing?
	9:02am winston legthigh: is this thing on?
	🚽 9:02am Erin in TO: This doesn't sound like Freebird
	🚽 9:03am D Rok: To really make that tee-shirt design complete, I feel like the dog needs genitalia.
	9:03am Brendan: Free at last of the albatross
	9:03am khd: that's a lot of chills
	9:03am rx scabin: Good morning, Ken and your co-host.
	9:04am winston legthigh: its aerosmith day! have to cancel my meeting.
	9:04am Brendan: Uh oh
	9:04am Food Caboose: Knee deep in a pile of chills...love it
	9:04am TDK60: Good morning Ken & Michele, and cheers for the Marathon!
	🚽 9:04am Handy Haversack: It's under the bowtie, D Rok.
	🚽 9:04am Erin in TO: There we go, that's more like it
	9:04am Glistener MW: Marathon Chemical Romance time!
	9:05am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken & Michele...
	🚽 9:05am Krys O.: Greetings!
	9:05am Stanley: I'm not prepared for this.
	9:05am dale: these kids today can make some seamless mash-em-ups!
	9:05am Glistener MW: this Gyryrd Wyy is A+
	🚽 9:06am Erin in TO: This song is everything I needed this morning
	🚽 9:07am PaulRobeson1920: Hi Hi Hi
	9:07am BennyThePlug: love this album
	9:07am Michele with One "L": Let's get this done!
	9:08am khd: haha, this one is awesome (croc chop)
	9:08am Michele with One "L": Great prizes coming up. We want to see anarchy all across this comments board. Any pledge to the show will get you one!!!
	9:08am Andrew_in_WI: Does the tshirt only come in pink?
	🚽 9:09am Webhamster Henry: Good morning, Ken slot sluts!
	9:09am bill hanke: got the diarrhea this morn. what a mess.
	🚽 9:10am Baja Joe: Good morning Ken and Michele and doggies too
	🚽 9:10am Webhamster Henry: @Bill it really hit you up a treat?
	9:10am Robm: Morning fellow freedforms
	9:12am khd: hi Robm, you're an idiot - just repaying the compliment
	🚽 9:12am bbell: My new favorite version of Crocodile Rock, was my favorite to play on the jukebox as a kid . . . yes, there was one jukebox in Dumont in 1973
	9:12am Bon Boudica: Am I the only one, every day when I'm headed towards my laptop (with amazing speakers) to connect to WFMU, I sing out loud "All bound for WFM-MU-MU land, hey!" Not even sure if I've even heard The KLF getting any airplay here lately, but I'm always down for some 3AM Eternal.
	9:12am BennyThePlug: bill - sorry about the diarrhea
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1920: SLOWBIRD
	9:13am Orwell Robbie: Is this music?
	🚽 9:13am Erin in TO: Trust us, it's music
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1920: SLOWWBIRD PLEASE
	9:14am jabsonik: So hectic!
	9:14am P-90: Play this for Putin, he’ll change is mind about everything
	9:14am Polly.: greetings all freeformers! Ken and Michele with One L
	9:14am BennyThePlug: I will never shout "PLAY FREEBIRD!" again.
	9:14am ¿¡: No Free Bird a lot of you said, you should have expected that ken would double cross you after you spoke too soon !
	9:14am Orwell Robbie: There is a techno version of free bird you should play that symetyme.
	9:15am Glistener MW: !!! Cozzi’s better! 🎺 It’s a miracle!
	9:15am jabsonik: He should be listening to Putin on the Ritz, and become Gaylord!
	9:16am Robm: @khd not going to fight you
	9:16am dale: david seville.
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: O Talking Egg! Here to lead us through Marathon and into the paradise of the Licking Festival! Your voice speak through sounds hidden and sounds clear. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the pledges.
	9:16am P-90: ROSS Baghdasarian
	9:17am Roberto: I thought he was Georgian.
	🚽 9:17am PigeonsAndRust: Yossarian? He's Assyrian.
	9:18am Orwell Robbie: Jaksonik they should do a show called “Putin On The Hits”
	9:18am P-90: “ALVINNNN! stop using my Trojans for water balloons! Alvinnnnn!”
	9:18am the serpent: If you really answer to me, how much do I have to donate to can Bryce?
	🚽 9:19am lazy pierogi: my parents still use a rotary phone
	9:19am dale: he also wrote come on a my house.
	9:19am medson: You used to be able to kill someone with a phone like that Zoe
	9:20am dday: The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t (1966) Rossano Brazzi.any relation to our trumpeter ?
	9:20am unpopularfred: you an island, but also a rock
	9:21am P-90: Seriously, the Ukrainians can adopt Free Bird as their fight song against the Russian army. They can play all these demented versions through loudspeakers in battle, while the whole world watches and listens. On second thought, forget it
	9:21am Orwell Robbie: I still have a princess phone that was never returned to southern bell. I almost want to get a landline just to use it. It there any legitimate use for a landline?
	9:21am Sam: It's amoxicylin pink
	9:21am khd: DSL still uses landlines
	🚽 9:21am Handy Haversack: lazy pierogi -- I still use a rotary phone!
	9:22am P-90: “This T-shirt is a fetching shade of Rahway Pink”
	9:22am SSS: Where is a piano wire when one needs it?
	9:22am rsj: Need the nutz
	9:22am rx scabin: Mark Hurst is in favor of landlines.
	🚽 9:22am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи, Michele and freeform freaks!
	9:22am dday: Orwell: I have one I use as a backup phone when Vonage is down
	9:22am Sam: You don't have the cojones to say cojones correctly Senor!
	9:22am dale: never understood truck nuts. unless they squirt out an oil slick to foil pursuers.
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Truk Nutz: wfmu.org...
	9:22am McGroovey: SOMEBODY CALL AND HELP ZOEY LEARN HOW TO USE THE PHONE!
	9:24am BennyThePlug: Analog phones are hard - Zoey probably
	9:24am dale: orwell - we JUST got rid of the landline. everyone called my wife on her cell anyway and i rarely got calls. and i have 6 or 7 western electric dial phones that i love too.
	9:25am Andrew_in_WI: There's a special relationship between a station manager and his assistant that few would understand
	9:25am TDK60: Lonnie Holley is great. / It's snowing in NYC.
	9:25am Androu B.: Good Morning and Happy 3rd Marathon Day, Mr. Freedform Man, Michele, and all the Freebirds here and abroad! Buenos Dias, Handy ! Congrats on your official Chillionaire status, Жеи!
	9:26am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): There really are rotary phones in there? I thought that was just a sound effect.
	🚽 9:27am lazy pierogi: HH i love the tactility of them!
	🚽 9:27am lazy pierogi: the phone not the truck nutz
	9:27am dday: I had an old no dial phone I gave to a friend for a decoration for his studio. It worked. It has a 1/4 inch tip & sleeve plug to plug directly into a switchboard of old.
	9:28am Androu B.: This song sounds like it was ripped off of Hendrix's "Little Wing".
	9:29am TDK60: Big Blood is groovy. \ Snowing still in Manhattan..
	9:29am Michele with One "L": TRUCK NUTZ
	9:30am sinner: This Nutt fully endorses those Nutz.
	9:30am K8: BIG BLOOOOOOD!!! Good morning Ken and Michele and everyone!
	9:30am P-90: Zoe will soon discover that answering calls on a rotary is cake, it’s MAKING calls that presents a challenge
	🚽 9:30am Handy Haversack: Either way, lazy pierogi. North Brooklyn is a judgment-free zone! ¡Hola, Androu B.! ¿Como va?
	🚽 9:31am nortonjutland: !!!?!!
	9:31am Marion La Frenchie: Love this version on Heart of Glass! Good morning Ken Michele Zoé and John. Has anyone given Zoe the analog phone experience yet?
	9:31am BennyThePlug: tdk60 - this snow is bs
	9:31am ¿¡: Are all the phones there rotary, or does she have the only one? I don't recall analog technology having all the technical difficulties that digital has. Maybe it's just me, but I think that advanced technology is not always better
	9:31am Gerry from Miami: WARNING!! Monthly bills for landline phones are quite a bit higher than bills for cellular ones. I have friends who won't abandon their landlines under any circumstances. Only if the phone company discontinued service, I suppose.
	🚽 9:31am Handy Haversack: Our local pizza place has an 8, three 9s, and two 0s in the number. It's a joy to dial on the rotary!
	9:33am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): We have a pseudo-land line, bundled with cable. At the end of the cord is a replica of one of those two-piece stick phones. We never use it, have the ringer turned off, and don't know what the number is.
	🚽 9:33am PigeonsAndRust: Maybe Zoe can use this tutorial film by the Bell System...what to do when dial service comes to town youtu.be...
	🚽 9:34am PaulRobeson1920: I transferred my whole pizza/deli/mayonnaise fund over to WFMU! For a satisfaction that lasts and lasts
	9:34am P-90: They MAKE you buy that digital “pseudo land line” with your cable and wifi “bundle”
	9:34am Glistener MW: March-athon Slav!
	9:35am Andres: Good morning! Best phone number I ever had was 747-5767. I don’t know anybody’s number anymore.
	9:35am BennyThePlug: PaulRobeson - that anarchy symbol flair from Kennethon is dope.
	9:35am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Michele with One L and Ken with Two Balls!
	9:35am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @PigeonsAndRust: Oh man, that looks like an awesome doc.
	9:35am G: Ken can attest (almost) that WFMU is killer.
	9:36am P-90: “pizza/deli/mayo” 3 of the 4 Jersey basic food groups, quire a sacrifice for the station
	9:36am dale: do said nutz retract in the cold?
	9:37am BennyThePlug: Damn, Ken! Hope you're feeling better these days!
	9:37am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @P-90: Yeah, it came in handy when we bought this place because the cell signal was kind of dicey (6 or 7 years ago)
	9:38am P-90: I’d be constantly checking my blood pressure too if I was station manager
	9:38am Sam: Freebird ain't free! Pledge!
	🚽 9:38am Webhamster Henry: I have a VOIP line "for business" that is mostly junk phone calls.
	9:39am ¿¡: Hmm, pick up receiver, put to ear, speak, then hang up. I can see the complication.
	9:39am Sam: As Andy Breckman said, if you're short on money, just go to an ATM. They're everywhere.
	9:40am P-90: Hebrew has scads of lucky numbers, makes it easy to get lucky
	🚽 9:40am karlward: I remember gopher!
	9:40am dana: Love the phone!
	9:41am Daybreak was Blown-away at by Mattiel: What really triggered Ken’s near heart attack in August? There’s obviously been a lot of things going on but I’m curious about August specifically as a culmination point? Hopefully Ken and Mark hurst can find an acceptable digital immortality with continuing consciousness for Ken and anybody else who wants it just as a Bob Dylan edque safeguard
	🚽 9:41am Webhamster Henry: I ran the gopher over teletype lines , an upgrade from the semaphore system that relied on free labor from badge-earning Boy Scouts.
	9:41am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Handy, Androu B, Notorious S.A.M., Webcui Enrique,Krys O, TDK60 and other fellow eggsters !
	9:42am dale: same pink as the izod polo shirts from the 80s - collar up please.
	9:42am Listener Robert: I used to read from Gopherspace in the middle 1990s when I first had Internet access (at UMDNJ Newark), and although I'd already been a WFMU listener for years by then, I would not have thought to use Archie or any other Gopher tool to look for LCD.
	9:42am Maple Death: Jonathan, from Maple Death, good luck on everything and keep it up as usual
	9:42am Robm: @Daybreak Covid is the answer
	🚽 9:42am JtotheK: Hi Ken, Michele, everyone. Say Fofo, how many pledges will come in should we hear Strokin? It's what I pledge for! (Along with foreskin restoration tunes.)
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: But how do they get the semaphore badges now, Webhamster H? FᥪFᥪ! The Voice speaks!
	9:43am P-90: Yes, someday Hurst will supervise the uploading of Ken’s consciousness to the cloud, where it will continue to function for millennia to come. Until then, Dude’s gotta watch that blood pressure.
	9:45am Androu B.: FᥪFᥪ! ¿Que Pasa?
	9:45am Andres: Anybody know the riff from this?
	9:45am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, JtotheK! When I start makin' love I don't just make love I be pledgin' That's what I be doin', huh I be pledgin' I pledge it to the east And I pledge it to the west And I pledge it to the radio station that I love the best I BE PLEDGIN!'
	9:47am P-90: Just: SHAFT
	9:47am Robm: I’m a bad mother shut your mouth
	9:48am G: What is "bad m'fer" in Malik's language?
	9:48am P-90: Does Michele dig Shaft? You know it baby
	9:48am Androu B.: That Staysh is one bad mutha... SHUT YO' MOUTH Just talkin' 'bout Staysh! Well we can dig it!
	9:48am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Truck nuts...Shaft....just WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN JERSEY CITY??!!
	9:48am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Shaft in Arabic...
	🚽 9:49am Erin in TO: I just got a shiver when I heard that Toxic twang
	9:49am Phil from Elizabeth: Love it….love the show
	9:50am P-90: The Quran contains very specific guideline about Shaft. For the faithful.
	9:51am Phil from Elizabeth: Yeah That Toxic show in June was wild, will never forget it
	9:51am Pale Son: Missing the devil's interval.
	9:51am P-90: NEW SURFRAGETTES album and tour!
	🚽 9:51am JtotheK: @Fofo, wonderful lyrics haha.
	9:52am ChukAmok: Now that Ernest Shackleton's ship has been found intact my only question is which DJ will be offering it as their premium this year.
	9:52am FᥪFᥪ (: RIP Britney Spears
	🚽 9:53am PaulRobeson1920: Free Britney NOW!
	🚽 9:54am PaulRobeson1920: Thank Goodness!
	🚽 9:54am lazy pierogi: free for a fee
	9:55am P-90: I believe International Maritime Salvage Law does allow for a shipwreck on the ocean floor to be “adopted” by a listener/donor of a non-profit radio station. But: which pledge level?
	9:55am Robm: Bob finally died?
	9:55am ¿¡: ♪something happening in Jersey City now, just what it is I don't know, staysh with a hook, he's got your talking fried egg and crazy nonsense♪
	9:55am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Bob has a book coming out in November
	🚽 9:55am Webhamster Henry: That Toxic show was perfect for my 2+ hour bus ride into NYC .
	9:56am P-90: No, Dylan is alive and well, just announced an upcoming collaboration with Ms. Spears
	9:56am Boomer: https://secondhandsongs.com/performance/39452/versions
	🚽 9:57am karlward: Ken I came as soon as I heard
	9:57am khd: what's the gimmick for todays 7SD
	9:57am Chris Hiatt: Free Bird Ain't Free should be on one of the T shirts. Yer welcome.
	9:57am P-90: Friday the 13th Part 17: Staysh with a Hook
	9:57am ChukAmok: Dylan has become the volunteer dog walker at FMU?
	🚽 9:57am karlward: What's this I hear about how your phone room only has rotary phones?
	9:57am herb.nyc: Be a man, Ken. My mom had a (massive) heart attack in 2009. And she’s still rock rolling. And nagging me to no end. Sigh My thanks to phone man John for taking my call. Though if Zoey wants to see my rotary phone, she’s > welcome.
	🚽 9:58am karlward: I don't think those even work on modern phone networks... how are you taking calls?
	🚽 9:58am Handy Haversack: Chuk, once he'd donated his nuts to that truck, he felt it was best to settle into a routine.
	9:58am Imgur: @khd It's the soaking of the Breckman
	9:59am khd: i know that much
	🚽 9:59am PaulRobeson1920: Sounding good, MicheLe! All the beSt
	10:00am McGroovey: "Trust me! I'm a DJ!" ~[anonymous WFMU DJ]
	10:00am Glistener MW: Mindful Self-Indulgence, some might say!
	10:00am Stillwell Coney Islander: Holaaaaas !!
	10:01am The Oscar: The correct term is "Die Phoneschlampen."
	10:01am G: More talk, less rock!
	10:01am Pale Son: Stop phone-shaming Zoey!
	10:01am P-90: On Seven Fuzzy Second Glove Delay: Ken and Andy don kerosene-soaked jumpsuits and take turns lighting wooden matches until one of them looses the game.
	10:02am FᥪFᥪ (: Bienvenida, Stillwelll Coney Islander!
	10:02am dday: About using rotary phones on digital networks: www.dmcinfo.com...
	10:02am Sam: For a $1000 pledge Ken will personally key Putin's car
	10:03am P-90: Those acid-tinged harmonica solos
	🚽 10:03am Handy Haversack: karlward, I have a rotary and a push-button with lines running the wrong way out of a three-way splitter, with one of those lines connected to fiber-optics! We're through the looking-glass! ¡Hola, Stillwell!
	10:03am (((Murakami Whywolf): Shouldn't the eggs be double-yoked during the Marathon?
	🚽 10:03am lazy pierogi: what?!! thanks ken and michele!!!
	10:03am Yes: Woo!
	🚽 10:04am karlward: Handy's rotary phone doubles as a cocktail shaker
	10:04am ¿¡: I never understood why жеи has an excessive Woody to bury Bob Dylan while he still breaths?
	10:04am FᥪFᥪ (: Yes, Ken. Of all bands lets play Russian ZZ Top
	10:04am Androu B.: GM karlward, The Oscar, PaulRobeson1920, Stilwell, P-90, G, McGroovey, MW, ChukAmok!
	10:05am P-90: Those truck nutz are “double-yoked” for sure
	10:05am BigP0ppa: I just messaged my mate to say Dylan had passed away as he is a huge fan. He freaked out, then googled to say its bollocks. There is already enough fake news in the world WFMU!! :(
	10:05am yippie: speaking of passport please, has anyone seen the next generation US passport yet? the page with your picture is thick like a drivers license
	10:06am FᥪFᥪ (: I have great news, Ken! DJ Cummerbund is preparing a sequel to the Rammstein/Wild Cherry mashup
	10:06am P-90: Russian ZZ Top: the Russo-Redneck Pussy Riot?
	10:06am Potato Salad: The almighty Bill McClintock!
	10:06am dana: Mash up! Yeah!!! I love Danzig!
	🚽 10:06am karlward: When Monty Hall has shows again I demand disco party
	10:07am dana: Disco party would be great
	🚽 10:07am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Shaking off the cobwebs...
	🚽 10:09am karlward: Doctors say a daily dose of Steely Danzig is a safe and effective alternative to Donzig: electrolemon.bandcamp.com...
	10:09am Brendan: Pledge people! If we meet the goal, Ken will don ass-less leather plants for the finale.
	10:09am FᥪFᥪ (: BigP0ppa, Tell your friend to call WFMU's dedicated telephone line for complaining about fake 'Bob Dylan is dead' announcements
	10:10am P-90: Where do I volunteer to swab partygoers at the Monty Hall door?
	10:10am BillyLundun: Did you guys hear about Dylan Bob?
	🚽 10:10am PaulRobeson1920: Goood morninggg Androu B. Good morning, baby
	10:10am Polly.: i call that number all the time f@f@
	10:10am Androu B.: GM Threemoons!
	10:11am captain beef fart: Here come a lot of $4 donations. You can do a lot with four American dollars, Ken!
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: You can do even more with 20 American dollars -- like win that Dylan 2LP and celebrate the greatest volunteer dog walker WFMU has ever had!
	10:11am HeidiPat: I had a dream last night that I was on air as a part of the WFMU fundraising marathon. I know hearing about other people's dreams is super interesting so i thought i'd share.
	10:11am Stillwell Coney Islander: Lo mismo para ti, Handy, saludos!
	10:13am Androu B.: GM capt. beef fart
	10:15am FᥪFᥪ (: US Girls, Don't lie! Thanks to the Pandora Papers expose we all know now you hide all your riches in offshore companies, incognito bank accounts, private jets, yachts, mansions, even artworks by Picasso, Banksy and other masters
	10:16am P-90: That reminds me, I had tickets to see US Girls in Brooklyn in 2020. Sill haven’t seen ‘em.
	🚽 10:17am Handy Haversack: P-90: I balked at the service fee for those tix. Ended up glad I did.
	10:17am captain beef fart: goooooood morning, Androu!
	10:17am FᥪFᥪ (: HeidiPat, Was Ken naked in your dream? It is often claimed Ken shows up wearing nothing in WFMU related dreams.
	10:18am Greg from ZONE 5: FLATTEN THE CURVE!
	10:18am Daybreak was Blown-away at by Mattiel: Always really liked this “Follow The Light” JAMMER. Reminded me of my mother and older brother’s conflicts. Ahhhhh family!
	10:18am dale: nick cave nature boy would fit after this. honest.
	🚽 10:19am Webhamster Henry: @FᥪFᥪ (: You've heard Ken's naked Marathon jig, right? jhhl.net...
	10:20am P-90: Then again in some WFMU-related dreams Ken is the only one who is clothed…
	10:20am Andres: 1 USD costs 1.28 CAD. Love hurts.
	10:20am Androu B.: Wow, just came up with a mashup idea merging that US Girls track with George Michael's "Father Figure"! I'M ON IT!
	🚽 10:21am karlward: Inside one of Chris Stein's nightmares
	10:22am FᥪFᥪ (: HA! Oh my, Webhamster Henry! From what year is that Ken's Naked marathon?
	10:22am P-90: btw if anyone is still on FBook, Chris Stein is well worth a follow, lots of cool photos.
	10:23am dale: we used to play our grasshoppers album at 16. it sounded like a barbershop quartet.
	10:24am BigP0ppa: FᥪFᥪ (: - yes, in retrospect, I should have realised it was a joke. Somehow I've missed this running 'gag' over the last 2 years. My mate was proper gutted, lol. Pretty funny actually. More fake deaths!! MES?
	10:25am dday: The Blondie Death March..stunning!
	10:25am ¿¡: As near as I can tell, March is a month for a whole new fifth season. where all four seasons merge to become one, called Sprumallinter. Just two days ago it was a balmy 75, and today it's snowing huge fluffy snowflakes. Nutz I tell's ya, NUTZ!
	10:25am Creature Boy: It just occurred to me that I have 16rpn technology at my disposal . In fact it's up and running. I dont think I have "Chipmunk Punk" on vinyl BUT i d0 have that Chipmunk Beatles album hmmm...
	10:25am Niall: 16RPM "Call Me:" pass the Mandrax.
	10:25am onthetrain: Ahh no power on Long Island now .
	10:26am FᥪFᥪ (: Androu B, DIY! I believe you can do it! Check Dj Cummerbund on his Tiktok channel to see how he does his mashups!
	10:26am dday: Happy Sprumallinter
	10:27am Marley P. Dogg: So close to 25% of the station goal!!!! Pledge!!!!!
	10:27am Marie: KEN! Hello Ken, Michele, and everyone!
	10:28am ChukAmok: Is it too late to call with dreams about FMU DJs?
	10:29am P-90: Michele: “I can’t wait ‘til Dylan DIES AGAIN…!”
	🚽 10:29am dakfinch: Namin' nuts
	10:29am Sam: I want truck nipple rings
	🚽 10:29am PaulRobeson1920: Rain Rain go away come again another day
	10:29am (Murakami Whywolf))): He who is not desultorily being born is desultorily dying.
	10:29am Joe Ray: Is there a photo of these mythical truck nuts somewhere?
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: Truck nuts being that rare product that costs more per unit the more you make of them. Probably because of the global Bob Dylan shortage.
	10:30am ¿¡: Sprumallinter it's definitely something for Weird New Jersey to cover.
	10:30am FᥪFᥪ (: Polly, Do you call from the telephone seen in your avatar? Oh, how I miss those old phones!
	10:30am HeidiPat: FᥪFᥪ (: in my dream Ken indisposed which is what necessitated my being on air! maybe he was naked wherever he was....
	10:30am HeidiPat: ken WAS indisposed I mean
	🚽 10:31am PigeonsAndRust: @Joe Ray Ken's pinto is adorned with them on last week's playlist. So technically they are USED TRUCK NUTS
	10:31am dday: Polka is NOT a crime..Ask DJ Stashu
	10:31am (((Murakami Whywolf): …or during the Marathon it could be a talking pie with a talking egg on top.
	10:31am P-90: Coming next year for Marathon ‘23: Truck Thongs
	10:31am Marie: Is Ken gonna pull any stunts?
	🚽 10:32am PigeonsAndRust: Remember the auto bras that people used to put on their front bumpers, back when there were insects?
	10:32am Joe Ray: Thanks PigeonsAndRust!
	🚽 10:32am -жеи: NO! These are BRAND NEW Trucknutz! Not the ones on my blue pinto .
	10:32am yippie: my mom gave me a nickel to buy a tickle
	10:33am (Murakami Whywolf))): Marie: Given the damage done to his heart and associated arteries, I'd rather he didn't do any stunts.
	10:33am chrizzi: hm, the track is yum.
	🚽 10:33am PigeonsAndRust: Heavens! Sorry to slander your nuts!
	10:33am G: Low impact stunts
	10:33am FᥪFᥪ (: ChukAmok, Tell us about your WFMU dreams in full here. No worries. FCC will automatically censor any Ken nudes.
	10:34am P-90: “Brand new” So I guess you’re all responsible for breaking in your own truck nutz.
	10:35am Androu B.: Forgot to say GM to you, PigeonsAndRust!
	🚽 10:35am PigeonsAndRust: Mama never knew I was gonna grow up to be a nut-slanderer
	10:36am dday: Mama tried, yes Mama tried
	10:36am listener 126464: Thanks for putting my billboard entry up there!, FMU!
	10:36am FᥪFᥪ (: HeidiPat, Yes, indisposed in this case is just another word for being au nature, bare-assed, nude, wearing his birthday suit, full frontal, etc.
	10:37am ChukAmok: My car is shy, but extremely fast. Is there a way to get a pair of truck undiez to protect the trucknutz from harm while speeding down the interstate?
	10:38am ¿¡: Ken doesn't want to pickle, he just wants to ride Bob Dylan's motor sickle that he stole from Arlo Guthrie!
	🚽 10:38am PigeonsAndRust: Ha, Good Morning Androu! (Whenever I read "Good Morning to you" my mind flashes to that lyric in this song youtu.be... )
	🚽 10:39am JtotheK: It was rather discombobulating hearing all those songs with a melody there for a few minutes.
	10:39am FᥪFᥪ (: What in the Senhor Testiculo is this talk about Truck Nutz? We need to see the photo again, Senhor Ken
	10:39am Michele with One "L": MORE ANARCHY SYMBOLS!!! Any pledge to Ken's show will get you one!
	10:40am queems: howdy ken & michele
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1920: Watch out if you have WFMU truck appendages, the raised manhole covers in NYC will tear your exhaust off and probably yer appendage
	🚽 10:41am Rich in Wading River: Will pledge for Wing
	10:41am queems: geez i really need to pick out my swag, i don't have any logos
	10:41am FᥪFᥪ (: Forget about anarchy symbols.. I want a Truck Nutz symbol!
	10:42am Andres: This the right show? Tunes got heavenly.
	10:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): Ken's Some Things With Hooks and Some Things Without Them
	🚽 10:42am PigeonsAndRust: Truck Nuts so realistic you might think you'll need a truck mohel
	10:42am G: Sometimes I wonder if people's commenting volume is maybe inversely proportional to pledge icon status.
	10:43am dday: Balls www.youtube.com...
	10:43am Polly.: SMK - consider truknutz key chains for next years swag!!!
	10:43am khd: is this Edda d'ell orso being sampled, sounds awesome
	🚽 10:43am PaulRobeson1920: It’s Snowing now!!! Big fat snow. Some of the biggest i’ve ever seen
	10:44am queems: whoa that's crunchy
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: SO melodic.
	🚽 10:45am PigeonsAndRust: Don't forget the soaking of the Breckman tonight
	🚽 10:45am karlward: Every day there are forty more rotary telephones in that phone room, no one knows where they come from
	10:47am dday: @karlward...phone sex
	🚽 10:48am Glistener MW: AFAB!
	10:48am rx scabin: Clay says, "fuzz."
	10:49am Marie: Most fuzzy things are good!
	🚽 10:49am Handy Haversack: I can think of a lot worse things to call them than the fuzz. Marie: Not gloves!
	10:49am queems: assuming we are talking about caterpillars
	🚽 10:49am Ken From Hyde Park: Every been picked up by the fuzz? Really painful.
	10:49am Alex Oro: Ken. You are breaking my AirPods with your level of enthusiasm
	🚽 10:49am Webhamster Henry: Shave The Fuzz! (A better, equivalent slogan than "Defund the Police")
	10:50am Alex Oro: Truck nuts are nasty
	🚽 10:50am Glistener MW: FUZZ = so HOT right now.
	10:50am Marie: Handy--yeah, def not when it comes to fuzzy gloves and radio show names. Disgraceful!
	🚽 10:50am lazy pierogi: deglove the fuzz
	10:50am queems: i'll pledge $20 for you to play donzig bad mother again because i missed it
	10:50am Marley P. Dogg: Ken for police commissioner!
	10:52am Scott McDowell: Am I the only one hearing the weird distortion/crackle on both mics?
	10:52am DRATSUM: The FUZZ from the fact that a lot of police back in the 60's joined straight off the military and they brought with them the very short military haircut that gave them the appearance of fuzz on their heads.
	🚽 10:52am Glistener MW: i'm hearing it too, Scott! 0.0
	10:52am dana: Do it queems I love that mash up
	🚽 10:52am Webhamster Henry: "Truck Nutz" - isn't the the victorious tune sung by the Ewoks?
	10:52am Alex Oro: Ken is talking too loud
	10:52am queems: extremely crunchy audio
	10:53am Scott McDowell: Ken has pristine mic technique, typically. It's somehting else. It's on the stream and 91.1 signal, I checked both.
	10:53am Alex Oro: I guess the fuzz discussion is appropriately fuzzy?
	🚽 10:53am Webhamster Henry: Those mics are hot, alrighty.
	10:53am Marie: Are the truck nutz ...fuzzy...?
	10:53am queems: @dana oh man me too, one of the best things i've ever heard tbh
	10:53am Androu B.: @Scott McDowell Strangely enough, I'm hearing it, too!
	10:53am Listener Robert: It's not neutered, it's a girl dog. You can see her mons pubis.
	10:53am yippie: if the Tshirt was for a family in Japan, it would be appropriate to include the doggie genitals
	10:54am P-90: Sounds like a loose connection on Ken’s mic
	10:54am Marley P. Dogg: 200 pledges!!!!
	10:54am Alex Oro: Fixed?
	10:54am G: In mental institutions? That's crazy!
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: K8!!!!!!
	10:54am rx scabin: Chillionaire Pink.
	🚽 10:54am Glistener MW: Henry, I'd like to think that after the Ewoks' celebratory "Yub Nub", Chief Chirpa went back to his hut to record an accordion-laced "Truck Nutz" parody under on his 4-track under his pseudonym "Weird Chief Chirpankovic".
	10:55am G: 4 arrests? or 4 traffic stops?
	10:55am Scott McDowell: Sounds good now.
	10:55am Artie: Ken, is that a VPI Cave Club bat sticker on your ride?
	10:55am K8: Yep, I just pledged again...can't stop won't stop!
	10:55am FᥪFᥪ (: I also hear the mic interference in the telepathic stream.
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: You gotta hear it at 16 RPM, though, GMW.
	🚽 10:55am -жеи: FOUR ARRESTS
	10:56am Barney Grubbs: prostate yourself before the truck nuts!
	10:56am G: Ouch. lol
	10:56am Stanley: I want my mummy.
	🚽 10:56am -жеи: Artie, it IS!!
	10:57am FᥪFᥪ (: k8, Amazeballs! Or should I say amezetrucknutz!
	🚽 10:57am -жеи: I was probably just too close to the mic... sorry about that
	10:57am Andrew Waterloo: There are some really good premium T-shirts this year
	🚽 10:58am PigeonsAndRust: "While the results of Schauss's study at the Naval correctional facility in Seattle showed that Baker-Miller pink had positive and calming effect on prisoners; when the same pink was employed at the Santa Clara County Jail, the prison incident rate increased and even peaked compared to pre-pink months, despite a small decrease in the first month.[4] Some researchers believe that the symbolism of the femininity of pink would be a bias in the results of Schauss's studies, highlighting in particular the over-representation of male prisoners in the participants"
	10:58am YETI BOB: Handy! K8! How's Brooklyn?
	10:58am Androu B.: I'M BRINGIN' DIGGERYDOO BACK!
	🚽 10:58am David (in London): Hello lunatics. Tip o' the Marathon hat to Station Manager Ken and Michele with an unknown quantity of Ls.
	10:59am YETI BOB: Androu: Didgeridon't!!!
	10:59am Jim the Poet: Just checking to see if I got an anarchy symbol
	10:59am FᥪFᥪ (: Welcome, David (in London)! Everybody clap!
	10:59am Lewis: @Pigeons... your footnote / reference didn't come through...
	10:59am Androu B.: David! Greets to you!
	10:59am Marley P. Dogg: Can we see the mugshots Ken? And possibly make them into a velvet pairing?
	11:00am steveo: Hello everyone. Congratulations on your arrests, Ken.
	11:00am Marley P. Dogg: *painting
	11:00am P-90: Ken was driving 45 rpm in a 33 rpm zone.
	11:00am YETI BOB: pro tip, you can check your badges without making a pointless post by looking at your listner profile, like so www.wfmu.org...
	11:00am G: Breakin the law, breakin the law
	11:00am Androu B.: GM to you too, Yeti Bob!
	11:01am K8: AMAZEBALLS!!! TRUCK NUTZ! Okay, I need to calm down...Yeti Bob, Brooklyn is kind of craptastic today. Wintry mixx on overdrive. It makes me not want to do anything...except listen to WFMU and PLEDGE!!! But I do have to teach this Zoom class here in a minute...blargh...
	🚽 11:01am David (in London): Yo FoFo, Androu, hello pals. How are you? Count Yeti Bob, I bid thee hello.
	11:01am dday: Next Marathon: A Ken's Mugshots t-shirt.
	11:01am Photoline: Tony Orlando and Red Dawn
	11:02am YETI BOB: Hey D(iL)! K8, we got some very wet snow here 2 days ago but today it's sunny and all melting off
	11:02am rx scabin: @PigeonsAndRust Hawthorne Effect?
	11:02am McGroovey: Rise, William, rise!!
	11:02am Okasa: Yeah, you could just check your profile, but pointless posts feel more real.
	11:02am Androu B.: GM K8 & Photoline!
	11:03am YETI BOB: Aww making me miss Wm. Berger. Maybe I'll make a pledge in his memory.
	11:04am egould310: I think yeast just leavens; not levitates. But what do I know? I’m a butcher, not a baker.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: David, good to see you electrographically represented on these troubled shores.
	11:04am P-90: Pledge to Honor WFMU’s lost Comrades !
	11:04am Marley P. Dogg: Does the pledge counter include phone pledges?
	11:05am YETI BOB: Marley: Yes but it takes a minute for the phone pledges to show up.
	11:05am P-90: [Pledge enough and maybe William WILL rise…]
	11:06am Marley P. Dogg: Thanks Yeti! Got a ways to go
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): Handles. Yeah, late in today. I had to do a presentation to students at the University of Essex - 50 people all with their cameras and mics off. Not much in the way of feedback. Like talking into a black hole. Hello? Anybody there? Luckily I'm now here in a place where I can relax and let the nonsense flow over me.
	11:08am P-90: Let’s make Ken get a ticket for violating the Pledge Counter speed limit! That scofflaw.
	🚽 11:08am Baja Joe: I like this Chrome
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: I know K8 can relate to that exact experience, David. I can now process experiences only if I'm on one end of a leash and Dylan is on the other. I'm really worried about what happens when hot-air-balloon season returns.
	11:09am morphe': Let the pledges come like the super large snow flakes densely falling in our community garden !!!!!
	🚽 11:10am karlward: This is the best Slayer could ever sound
	🚽 11:10am Baja Joe: It's 11:10- time for snacky snack!
	11:10am YETI BOB: D(iL): Sounds like the live-streams I was doing during lockdown. Never knew who was listening or how they were reacting. Just sending droney noises out into the void...
	🚽 11:10am egould310: Haven’t logged in to check the ol’ profile in a few months. What badges do I have?
	11:10am PKNY: How can something so Satanic still be so yachty?
	🚽 11:10am David (in London): Yo morphester!
	11:10am dana: Yeah! More mash up!
	11:11am Androu B.: If and when I pledge (or donate), it'll be in FXO's honor. Still listen to him through archives. Will always miss listening to him live on the air.
	11:11am YETI BOB: egould: need more Ⓐ
	11:11am Lewis: The piano tuner is here - kind of a weird mashup...
	🚽 11:12am PaulRobeson1920: Ahhh this radio noise feels like stepping out fresh out of a hot shower
	11:12am P-90: @Androu: I really miss that guy, thanks for not forgetting
	🚽 11:12am David (in London): Club Tropicana, Hannemans are free.
	🚽 11:12am karlward: inSAAAAAAAAAAAAne
	11:12am Andres: Greatness of the Michael/Ridgely composition shines through.
	11:13am Stephen in Oshawa: This mashup is starting to sound like a legit collaboration
	11:13am YETI BOB: inSⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶne!
	11:13am dday: My brother-in-law (at the time - 80's) worked for Slayer. They were touring Europe when Chernobyl hit and band and crew were put up in people's homes. No fresh food, only canned items because of radioactive contamination worries. Good Times!
	🚽 11:13am Will the Sound Guy: Been listening at work... Snowing up in Poughkeepsie, killin it Ken and Michele!!!! Pledge, Pledge, Pledge!!! WFMU is the GOAT 🐐 📻🔥👍🏻🤘🏻🍻
	11:14am Androu B.: OMG, that gif is hilarious! Looks like it came from an old Domino's TV ad.
	🚽 11:14am karlward: Michele you are thinking of Evan "Funk" Davies
	11:15am Marie: Thailand @). I wanna know about Ken's arrest record!
	11:15am FᥪFᥪ (: I'm googling about these arrests and found this: "Ken Freedman, a former vice president of Banc of California, ... Charged With Smearing Feces On Woman In NYC Subway Station ..."
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Will, nice. What goes on on tour...contaminates huge swathes of Eastern Europe (as the old saying goes).
	11:15am P-90: @Will: reassuring to hear that it’s snowing in Poughkeepsie as usual, at least some things haven’t changed in this crazy world
	🚽 11:15am karlward: Ken, "visiting Florida" is not the same as being arrested, though they feel similar
	🚽 11:15am Baja Joe: Florida Ken-Man
	11:15am K8: I feel like Ken may have told some of these arrest stories on the Fuzzy Glove before...or maybe I'm just making that up?
	11:16am Photoline: Smokey and the Bandaid
	11:16am P-90: Freeform radio SCARED KEN STRAIGHT
	11:16am Colin in Durham, England: The Kenville sign one doesn’t count, that was on seven second delay the other week
	11:16am dale: told the sign stealing episode many a time. sign said kenton of kennelon or kensomething.
	11:17am Androu B.: GM & Welcome Back, Will!
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): FoFo, you did an eight-week Spanish course in 1992, can you translate?
	11:17am P-90: One of your occasional Jewish juvenile delinquents
	11:17am YETI BOB: Oh man I hope I don't win those truck nuts!!!
	11:18am BillyLundun: Nice one David!
	🚽 11:18am Handy Haversack: Our Charles in Chicago!
	🚽 11:19am David (in London): Hey Billy.
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): Royal Trux Nuts are a band I'm keen to hear.
	11:20am queems: it's a great color pink
	11:20am YETI BOB: Ken: I know you're excited but you are overmodulating
	11:21am (Murakami Whywolf))): Anyone remember that old Johnny Cash parody where the fake audience cheer every time he says 'prison', boos every time he says 'a cop'. I can't find it, and never knew who did it; it _might_'ve been called "Wholesome Prison Blues" but searching isn't helping.
	11:21am FᥪFᥪ (: I think I found it!! DJ arrested 2 days after playing hits at Miami police health fair https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ap-miami-disc-jockey-arrest-0518-story.html
	11:21am P-90: Apparently it was decided that the world wasn’t ready for more than one pair of WFMU Trucknutz
	11:21am Androu B.: iEstoy listo!
	11:23am BillyLundun: wooly booly!
	🚽 11:23am WebCuy Enrique: ¿Entonces, Donde esta el baño?
	11:23am Andres: Squirrel Truck Nut Zippers, best swing band!
	11:24am queems: es posible imprimir en 3d muchas cosas, incluso truck nuts
	11:24am Androu B.: iMANDAMOS MAS BAÑOS!
	11:24am queems: haz mas truck nuts!!
	11:24am Marie: Maybe the TruckNutz are a disincentive? Wasn't Ken a long distance trucker before he came to WFMU? Maybe that's where the arrests occurred? That could explain Ken's CB radio fixation...
	11:25am FᥪFᥪ (: These two news headlines might pertain to Ken: "Man in Florida rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested" Man in Florida arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito "
	11:25am βrian: Roast those nuts at 350℉ for 12 minutes.
	11:26am Bernardo: No puedo ir al baño !!!!??? You have achieved all there is to do in radio Ken. Shut down the station. Turn off the transmitters
	🚽 11:27am David (in London): FoFo, mantee-riding is so old hat that I'm surprised it even made the headlines.
	11:27am Androu B.: iDEMANDAMOS MAS BAÑOS!
	11:28am KT: what was the phone #?
	🚽 11:28am -жеи: KT phone number is 800-989-9368
	🚽 11:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ugh. Just got off a work system update call. Finally actually tuning in.
	11:30am rx scabin: I love Cumbia.
	11:30am FᥪFᥪ (: Andres B, David en Londres Maria Murakami PorqueLoba MemoLundun P-Noventa BETO YETI Fotolinea Colin en Durham, Inglattera K-Ocho & Andres Mochila Miguela con Una L
	🚽 11:30am -жеи: Welcome Threemoons! Better late than never
	11:31am Andres: ¡Kumbia!
	11:31am Androu B.: Clarissa no hay absolutamente todo que puede explicar Clarissa.
	🚽 11:31am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: - Shot you a message RE my naming rights goodie. I sure hope you still have an emergency flashlight in the station! Per my message, let me know if the station needs me a new one and send me the mailing addy. SAFETY FIRST. Radio is DANGEROUS.
	11:31am FᥪFᥪ (: Bienvenida TresLunas!
	11:32am Andres: Bien hecho, FoFo :)
	🚽 11:32am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Fofo @Guten Mittag!
	11:32am Gaylord Fields: Thanks for giving Zoë in Sugar Loaf the shout-out, Ken! ¡Sigue con la lección de español!
	🚽 11:33am Handy Haversack: FᥪFᥪ, might I be mochilionaire? At least en el baño?
	11:34am ChukAmok: Regarding this evenings soaking: does the donation have to be made specifically to 7SD, or can it be to the station generally but made during the soaking period?
	11:34am Marley P. Dogg: Does it count if I pledge $1 27 times?
	11:34am FᥪFᥪ (: Handy What about Chillionaire?
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Pero, ¡soy Señor Mochila!
	11:36am BobbyG: I ordered artwork from Steve and he mailed like 20 pieces. It’s great stuff.
	🚽 11:36am Handy Haversack: Bagpipe! The Radio Hound!
	🚽 11:36am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I still need to plan out my pledge (on top of my SFL).
	11:37am K8: Oh my goodness, Bagpipe's ears just perked up when he heard his name on the radio! Bagpipe loves WFMU! Arrrooooo!
	11:37am Andres: Mi case es su casa, except for the bathroom on Saturday when I sell records on the sidewalk.
	11:37am Marley P. Dogg: Bagpipe!!!!!
	11:38am yippie: ken was arrested in kenville
	11:38am steveo: @murakami @11:21 Possibly the Wholesome Prison you are looking for www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:39am Baja Joe: I just pledged cuz, I gotta' know!
	11:39am Mister Dobalina: Seems like Michele is a native Spanish speaker, wonder where she's from?
	11:40am YETI BOB: FᥪFᥪ: Interesting that you chose Beto. I thought the equivalent of Bob is "Pepe", as in this translation of the Jack Chick classic "Bad Bob" www.chick.com... ("Pepe El Malo")
	🚽 11:40am -жеи: @Mister Dobalino, she is from El Bano, so yes, she is a native speaker
	11:40am chresti: Morning Ken and kendorians!
	11:40am Juliana y Marco from Colombia: Los amamos chicos!!!
	11:40am Yes: :)
	🚽 11:41am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	11:42am chresti: I'm late because the internet in Griffith Park was not awake. Davidkins!
	11:42am steveo: yo tengo chicle en el cerebro
	11:42am βrian: "Fool for the Kitty."
	11:42am Photoline: 2:40 or T4 too
	11:42am ChukAmok: @FᥪFᥪ There are some places where being hit in the face with a burrito is a great honor.
	11:42am Hubig Pie: Me gusta mashup
	11:42am Cat Stacker: Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I don't scream "War Pigs" biweekly
	11:43am Andres: YB: Beto for Roberto. Pepe is a nickname for Jose.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: I wonder what else Jack Chick got wrong!
	🚽 11:43am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I know I asked this, but what is the ONE TIME pledge to get Pidge's Golden Pigeon??
	11:43am YETI BOB: Andres: you are right of course. But do you want to argue with Pepe El Malo?
	🚽 11:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I already have the basic Pidge badge from my SFL, want to drop more on this show to make Ken spill his rap sheet!
	11:44am steveo: does anybody know what time it is?
	11:45am YETI BOB: 3Moons: Quoting the Pidge: "How about a Golden Pigeon? Just make a $360 pledge with at least $30 going to Wake and that coveted, beautiful Golden Pigeon is yours!"
	11:45am Andres: YB: I try to stay away from that maldito.
	11:45am Marley P. Dogg: 19 pledges to go!!! Come on people
	11:46am YETI BOB: 3Moons: I think if you've pledged under $360 you can bring it up to that level, doesn't have to be a single pledge ... I think
	11:46am Carmelo: OK guys, you got me on the mashups and arrest record. i love you. donation time
	11:46am Marley P. Dogg: 15!
	🚽 11:46am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Yowza, gonna have to save that for my BIG pledge. In the meantime, may throw for that painting book.
	🚽 11:47am Handy Haversack: I'm sure that if your total contributions hit $360 and at least $30 of that goes to WAB, if you don't see a olden Pigeon, an e-mail to Joe McG might make it appear.
	11:47am rx scabin: How many of Ken's arrests -I mean runins with the law- were for felonies?"
	🚽 11:48am Handy Haversack: What do I need to pledge to get that DJ Control Center? Finally, technology I can relate to!
	11:48am Marley P. Dogg: Can we quickly start a pool to bet on when the arrests were for?
	11:49am Marley P. Dogg: 13!
	11:49am Marley P. Dogg: 12!
	11:50am Androu B.: @ ChukAmok It's definitely considered an honor among Mexicans. (Visit the "Mexican Word Of The Day" FB once in a while, if you can muster enough diligence to overcome your Zuckerphobia)
	11:50am K8: @Cat--if anyone should scream War Pigs at the top of their lungs, it's MOMS!
	🚽 11:50am David (in London): I think Ken was pulled over in his car by the Prog Police and subsequently arrested for not playing Genesis' 'Supper's Ready' during his journey.
	11:50am Roberto: Don't: slander me Do: give to WFMU
	11:50am Hubig Pie: It allows you to remotely control the DJ so's they play all your fav tunes ?
	11:50am Marley P. Dogg: 9!
	🚽 11:51am David (in London): Wotcha Hubig.
	11:51am YETI BOB: whoever made that "Disc Jockey Control Center" image did a great job - the typography on "WFMU" is perfect.
	11:51am Mister Dobalina: Misdemeanor Ken...
	11:52am Marley P. Dogg: 8
	🚽 11:52am Handy Haversack: Pledge for the truth, Freeformers!
	11:52am Hubig Pie: David, 'ello guv'nuh
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 7 arrrrghhhjjjj
	🚽 11:53am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: OK Ken here's $75 now gimme my T-shirt and spill the damn beans!
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 4-
	11:53am Stillwell Coney Islander: Grácias Ken, me alegro de que estés aquí y te vaya bien. Maratón felíz y exsito!!
	🚽 11:53am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Gunning for the book, I haz no truck for the truck nuts. But I guess I could hang them on my computer if I won them.
	🚽 11:53am MasterofPuberty: COS COB!
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 3!!!
	🚽 11:53am lazy pierogi: i’m afraid to win the truck nutz
	🚽 11:54am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Hey Ken do I get a shoutout?
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: 2
	11:54am Photoline: First-time giver
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: Wahoooooooooo
	11:54am Bryant in TO: LET'S HEAR IT!
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Nice, Photoline!
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: Leesburg, Fl! That’s where my grandparents lived
	🚽 11:54am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: You didn't mention mine, I think that may be it!
	11:54am dday: One Adam 12- One Adam 12
	11:54am Marie: Was Ken desecrating Disneyland?
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: SMASHED IT
	11:54am YETI BOB: i just pledged. come on Ken!
	11:55am YETI BOB: it's at 253 now. not sure who tipped it over. good work everyone.
	11:55am Marie: I was caught shoplifting too! When I was 13
	11:55am Marley P. Dogg: Usually they execute you for that in FL
	11:56am Stillwell Coney Islander: Exsitoso
	11:56am Mi-rgod: Half an ounce in your pocket?!?!? That's a big pocket!
	11:56am chresti: Marie me too! When I was 12. Stealing sucrets.
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): This is a shocking story of criminality.
	11:57am Marley P. Dogg: Stealing a road sign is a felony?!?!
	11:57am Patster: Anywhere near Howey-in-the-Hills?
	🚽 11:57am Glistener MW: but it's YOUR VILLE!!! jeez!
	11:57am Marie: Hey Chresti, I was caught stealing a bottle of Love's Fresh Lemon @)
	11:57am dday: Route 15 is a state highway..what gives? Thrown out of court ?
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Jen=Me!
	🚽 11:58am Webhamster Henry: Ken, have you rehabilitated yourself?
	11:58am queems: SCANDALOUS
	11:58am Paul D: Donated a little something.
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken you Scallawag!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Exitoso, dios mío...
	11:58am queems: RIP love's fresh lemon
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Fingers crossed for book!
	11:58am Marie: OMG--Ken really could have gone down a very diff path!
	11:58am Sean from Bridgeport: This is a lot to take in.
	🚽 11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GRATZ
	11:59am YETI BOB: dear god I don't want to win this!
	11:59am YETI BOB: phew
	🚽 11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GRATZ! FLASH THOSE NUTZ
	11:59am P-90: Moral: it pays to work out at the gym where the local cops like to work out
	11:59am Listener Robert: A state highway with maintenance aided by federal $. Ever heard of "federal aid primary route"? So a federal road sign!!
	🚽 11:59am Baja Joe: Is it Joseph from Staten Island! That would be me!
	11:59am Yes: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am Jason from Houston: Dodged that bullet, YETI BOB!
	11:59am SeanG: TRUCK NUTZ!
	🚽 12:00pm David (in London): Christ, that was a rollercoaster. Thanks Staysh.
	12:00pm Marie: Thanks, Ken!!!
	🚽 12:00pm Baja Joe: I'll be there tonight for Therese
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken and Michele!!!
	12:00pm dday: Aha Robert.
	12:00pm Wenzo Toad: can’t wait for #5!
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GOT MY HEART ON
	12:01pm P-90: danke, kids
	🚽 12:01pm lazy pierogi: ♡☃︎☺︎♡☺︎☃︎♡
	12:01pm Androu B.: Thanx and Congrats, Mr. Freedform Man & MicheLe & all the Freebirds here & abroad! Hasta La Proxima, Handy y FᥪFᥪ!
	12:35pm Joseph: YO I went to the bathroom did they read my name off already?
	1:20pm F8TLSTK: HEY KEN! thanks for another wonderful show. still alive!

Ken: Playlist from March 9, 2022

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March 9, 2022: Marathon Week One with Michele with One L

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Artist	Track	Album	Images	Approx. start time
My Chemical Bird	Bird Parade "Bird Parade" by "My Chemical Bird"			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Neil Cicierga	Crocodile Chop "Crocodile Chop" by "Neil Cicierga"			0:06:31 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: The Mam'Selles	Mack The Knife "Mack The Knife" by "The Mam'Selles"	It's a Bubblegum World		0:13:11 (Pop-up)
Lonnie Holley	Like Hell Broke Away			0:22:48 (Pop-up)
Big Blood	Heart of Glass "Heart of Glass" by "Big Blood"	Under Covers (For WFMU)		0:26:45 (Pop-up)
	a song		Talking Beer by Listener John Carlton Talking Beer by Listener John Carlton	0:32:24 (Pop-up)
El Michels Affair	Unathi feat. Piya Malik			0:41:21 (Pop-up)
Malik	Shaft "Shaft" by "Malik"			0:44:30 (Pop-up)
The Surfrajettes	Toxic "Toxic" by "The Surfrajettes"			0:47:34 (Pop-up)

Crazy Backwards Alphabet	La Grange			1:01:28 (Pop-up)
Donzig	Bad Mother "Bad Mother" by "Donzig"			1:03:49 (Pop-up)
US Girls	Four American Dollars "Four American Dollars" by "US Girls"			1:09:29 (Pop-up)
Noonday Underground	Follow The Light			1:15:44 (Pop-up)
Chipmunks, The	"Call Me" at 16 rpm			1:18:38 (Pop-up)

Kalbells	Pickles "Pickles" by "Kalbells"			1:29:25 (Pop-up)
Brrds	One Day This Will All Be A Memory			1:32:12 (Pop-up)
Mercury Rev	Endlessly "Endlessly" by "Mercury Rev"			1:38:00 (Pop-up)

Tjupurru	Stompin Ground "Stompin Ground" by "Tjupurru"			1:55:59 (Pop-up)
Old Time Relijun	Veleno Mortale "Veleno Mortale" by "Old Time Relijun"			1:57:18 (Pop-up)
Chrome	In A Dream "In A Dream" by "Chrome"			2:03:33 (Pop-up)
Whammer	Careless in the Abyss (Wham vs Slayer)			2:07:54 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Mamselles	Mack The Knife feat.. Luca Brassi			2:11:14 (Pop-up)
Senor Wooly	Puedo Ir Al Bano? "Puedo Ir Al Bano?" by "Senor Wooly"			2:19:36 (Pop-up)
Meridian Brothers	Te Odio (Te Amo?)	Devoción (Works 2005-2011)		2:22:55 (Pop-up)
Kumbia Queers	Celoso "Celoso" by "Kumbia Queers"			2:26:40 (Pop-up)
Tony Bluetile	25 or 6 to War "25 or 6 to War" by "Tony Bluetile"			2:37:24 (Pop-up)
Bill McClintock	Get Ready For The Grave			2:43:08 (Pop-up)
Roky Erickson	Don't Slander Me "Don't Slander Me" by "Roky Erickson"			2:46:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 7:22am AnAnonymousParty: Finally, some happy news on the Bob Dylan front. The custom tambourine he'd ordered from "Tambourines 'я' Us", after being told would be delayed for up to four months due to the computer chip shortage, arrived after only a few days. A note in the box stated that several bags of the required components were discovered when a worker opened an unmarked box that had been sitting on a shelf for some time on the factory floor. A spokesperson for Mr. Dylan reports that Bob has been happily banging away on the new tambourine and the Bluetooth interface works great with his headphones, once he figured out how to pair them. Bob hope to use it to record a selection of solo tambourine pieces he's been working on and is looking forward to seeing how the USB recording interface works in the studio. A reliable source at "Tambourines 'я' Us" said that they are "looking forward to a five star review".
	8:12am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Egg, Ken, and AAP! Glad to hear Bob Dylan is not dead yet.
	🚽 8:23am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, AAP, FᥪFᥪ! And happy Marathon! To celebrate an old-fashioned, volunteer-teeming Marathon, Ken, maybe a visual motif from the long-lamented Yokohama Licking Festival? It's been too long! Let us lick! Let us lick!
	🚽 8:50am -жеи: Morning AAP. f0f0 and Handy!
	8:52am G: Chillionaire? Whoa.
	9:01am Marley P. Dogg: Pony up those pledges people!
	9:01am woj: can i lick the cling thing?
	9:02am winston legthigh: is this thing on?
	🚽 9:02am Erin in TO: This doesn't sound like Freebird
	🚽 9:03am D Rok: To really make that tee-shirt design complete, I feel like the dog needs genitalia.
	9:03am Brendan: Free at last of the albatross
	9:03am khd: that's a lot of chills
	9:03am rx scabin: Good morning, Ken and your co-host.
	9:04am winston legthigh: its aerosmith day! have to cancel my meeting.
	9:04am Brendan: Uh oh
	9:04am Food Caboose: Knee deep in a pile of chills...love it
	9:04am TDK60: Good morning Ken & Michele, and cheers for the Marathon!
	🚽 9:04am Handy Haversack: It's under the bowtie, D Rok.
	🚽 9:04am Erin in TO: There we go, that's more like it
	9:04am Glistener MW: Marathon Chemical Romance time!
	9:05am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken & Michele...
	🚽 9:05am Krys O.: Greetings!
	9:05am Stanley: I'm not prepared for this.
	9:05am dale: these kids today can make some seamless mash-em-ups!
	9:05am Glistener MW: this Gyryrd Wyy is A+
	🚽 9:06am Erin in TO: This song is everything I needed this morning
	🚽 9:07am PaulRobeson1920: Hi Hi Hi
	9:07am BennyThePlug: love this album
	9:07am Michele with One "L": Let's get this done!
	9:08am khd: haha, this one is awesome (croc chop)
	9:08am Michele with One "L": Great prizes coming up. We want to see anarchy all across this comments board. Any pledge to the show will get you one!!!
	9:08am Andrew_in_WI: Does the tshirt only come in pink?
	🚽 9:09am Webhamster Henry: Good morning, Ken slot sluts!
	9:09am bill hanke: got the diarrhea this morn. what a mess.
	🚽 9:10am Baja Joe: Good morning Ken and Michele and doggies too
	🚽 9:10am Webhamster Henry: @Bill it really hit you up a treat?
	9:10am Robm: Morning fellow freedforms
	9:12am khd: hi Robm, you're an idiot - just repaying the compliment
	🚽 9:12am bbell: My new favorite version of Crocodile Rock, was my favorite to play on the jukebox as a kid . . . yes, there was one jukebox in Dumont in 1973
	9:12am Bon Boudica: Am I the only one, every day when I'm headed towards my laptop (with amazing speakers) to connect to WFMU, I sing out loud "All bound for WFM-MU-MU land, hey!" Not even sure if I've even heard The KLF getting any airplay here lately, but I'm always down for some 3AM Eternal.
	9:12am BennyThePlug: bill - sorry about the diarrhea
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1920: SLOWBIRD
	9:13am Orwell Robbie: Is this music?
	🚽 9:13am Erin in TO: Trust us, it's music
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1920: SLOWWBIRD PLEASE
	9:14am jabsonik: So hectic!
	9:14am P-90: Play this for Putin, he’ll change is mind about everything
	9:14am Polly.: greetings all freeformers! Ken and Michele with One L
	9:14am BennyThePlug: I will never shout "PLAY FREEBIRD!" again.
	9:14am ¿¡: No Free Bird a lot of you said, you should have expected that ken would double cross you after you spoke too soon !
	9:14am Orwell Robbie: There is a techno version of free bird you should play that symetyme.
	9:15am Glistener MW: !!! Cozzi’s better! 🎺 It’s a miracle!
	9:15am jabsonik: He should be listening to Putin on the Ritz, and become Gaylord!
	9:16am Robm: @khd not going to fight you
	9:16am dale: david seville.
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: O Talking Egg! Here to lead us through Marathon and into the paradise of the Licking Festival! Your voice speak through sounds hidden and sounds clear. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the pledges.
	9:16am P-90: ROSS Baghdasarian
	9:17am Roberto: I thought he was Georgian.
	🚽 9:17am PigeonsAndRust: Yossarian? He's Assyrian.
	9:18am Orwell Robbie: Jaksonik they should do a show called “Putin On The Hits”
	9:18am P-90: “ALVINNNN! stop using my Trojans for water balloons! Alvinnnnn!”
	9:18am the serpent: If you really answer to me, how much do I have to donate to can Bryce?
	🚽 9:19am lazy pierogi: my parents still use a rotary phone
	9:19am dale: he also wrote come on a my house.
	9:19am medson: You used to be able to kill someone with a phone like that Zoe
	9:20am dday: The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t (1966) Rossano Brazzi.any relation to our trumpeter ?
	9:20am unpopularfred: you an island, but also a rock
	9:21am P-90: Seriously, the Ukrainians can adopt Free Bird as their fight song against the Russian army. They can play all these demented versions through loudspeakers in battle, while the whole world watches and listens. On second thought, forget it
	9:21am Orwell Robbie: I still have a princess phone that was never returned to southern bell. I almost want to get a landline just to use it. It there any legitimate use for a landline?
	9:21am Sam: It's amoxicylin pink
	9:21am khd: DSL still uses landlines
	🚽 9:21am Handy Haversack: lazy pierogi -- I still use a rotary phone!
	9:22am P-90: “This T-shirt is a fetching shade of Rahway Pink”
	9:22am SSS: Where is a piano wire when one needs it?
	9:22am rsj: Need the nutz
	9:22am rx scabin: Mark Hurst is in favor of landlines.
	🚽 9:22am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи, Michele and freeform freaks!
	9:22am dday: Orwell: I have one I use as a backup phone when Vonage is down
	9:22am Sam: You don't have the cojones to say cojones correctly Senor!
	9:22am dale: never understood truck nuts. unless they squirt out an oil slick to foil pursuers.
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Truk Nutz: wfmu.org...
	9:22am McGroovey: SOMEBODY CALL AND HELP ZOEY LEARN HOW TO USE THE PHONE!
	9:24am BennyThePlug: Analog phones are hard - Zoey probably
	9:24am dale: orwell - we JUST got rid of the landline. everyone called my wife on her cell anyway and i rarely got calls. and i have 6 or 7 western electric dial phones that i love too.
	9:25am Andrew_in_WI: There's a special relationship between a station manager and his assistant that few would understand
	9:25am TDK60: Lonnie Holley is great. / It's snowing in NYC.
	9:25am Androu B.: Good Morning and Happy 3rd Marathon Day, Mr. Freedform Man, Michele, and all the Freebirds here and abroad! Buenos Dias, Handy ! Congrats on your official Chillionaire status, Жеи!
	9:26am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): There really are rotary phones in there? I thought that was just a sound effect.
	🚽 9:27am lazy pierogi: HH i love the tactility of them!
	🚽 9:27am lazy pierogi: the phone not the truck nutz
	9:27am dday: I had an old no dial phone I gave to a friend for a decoration for his studio. It worked. It has a 1/4 inch tip & sleeve plug to plug directly into a switchboard of old.
	9:28am Androu B.: This song sounds like it was ripped off of Hendrix's "Little Wing".
	9:29am TDK60: Big Blood is groovy. \ Snowing still in Manhattan..
	9:29am Michele with One "L": TRUCK NUTZ
	9:30am sinner: This Nutt fully endorses those Nutz.
	9:30am K8: BIG BLOOOOOOD!!! Good morning Ken and Michele and everyone!
	9:30am P-90: Zoe will soon discover that answering calls on a rotary is cake, it’s MAKING calls that presents a challenge
	🚽 9:30am Handy Haversack: Either way, lazy pierogi. North Brooklyn is a judgment-free zone! ¡Hola, Androu B.! ¿Como va?
	🚽 9:31am nortonjutland: !!!?!!
	9:31am Marion La Frenchie: Love this version on Heart of Glass! Good morning Ken Michele Zoé and John. Has anyone given Zoe the analog phone experience yet?
	9:31am BennyThePlug: tdk60 - this snow is bs
	9:31am ¿¡: Are all the phones there rotary, or does she have the only one? I don't recall analog technology having all the technical difficulties that digital has. Maybe it's just me, but I think that advanced technology is not always better
	9:31am Gerry from Miami: WARNING!! Monthly bills for landline phones are quite a bit higher than bills for cellular ones. I have friends who won't abandon their landlines under any circumstances. Only if the phone company discontinued service, I suppose.
	🚽 9:31am Handy Haversack: Our local pizza place has an 8, three 9s, and two 0s in the number. It's a joy to dial on the rotary!
	9:33am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): We have a pseudo-land line, bundled with cable. At the end of the cord is a replica of one of those two-piece stick phones. We never use it, have the ringer turned off, and don't know what the number is.
	🚽 9:33am PigeonsAndRust: Maybe Zoe can use this tutorial film by the Bell System...what to do when dial service comes to town youtu.be...
	🚽 9:34am PaulRobeson1920: I transferred my whole pizza/deli/mayonnaise fund over to WFMU! For a satisfaction that lasts and lasts
	9:34am P-90: They MAKE you buy that digital “pseudo land line” with your cable and wifi “bundle”
	9:34am Glistener MW: March-athon Slav!
	9:35am Andres: Good morning! Best phone number I ever had was 747-5767. I don’t know anybody’s number anymore.
	9:35am BennyThePlug: PaulRobeson - that anarchy symbol flair from Kennethon is dope.
	9:35am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Michele with One L and Ken with Two Balls!
	9:35am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @PigeonsAndRust: Oh man, that looks like an awesome doc.
	9:35am G: Ken can attest (almost) that WFMU is killer.
	9:36am P-90: “pizza/deli/mayo” 3 of the 4 Jersey basic food groups, quire a sacrifice for the station
	9:36am dale: do said nutz retract in the cold?
	9:37am BennyThePlug: Damn, Ken! Hope you're feeling better these days!
	9:37am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @P-90: Yeah, it came in handy when we bought this place because the cell signal was kind of dicey (6 or 7 years ago)
	9:38am P-90: I’d be constantly checking my blood pressure too if I was station manager
	9:38am Sam: Freebird ain't free! Pledge!
	🚽 9:38am Webhamster Henry: I have a VOIP line "for business" that is mostly junk phone calls.
	9:39am ¿¡: Hmm, pick up receiver, put to ear, speak, then hang up. I can see the complication.
	9:39am Sam: As Andy Breckman said, if you're short on money, just go to an ATM. They're everywhere.
	9:40am P-90: Hebrew has scads of lucky numbers, makes it easy to get lucky
	🚽 9:40am karlward: I remember gopher!
	9:40am dana: Love the phone!
	9:41am Daybreak was Blown-away at by Mattiel: What really triggered Ken’s near heart attack in August? There’s obviously been a lot of things going on but I’m curious about August specifically as a culmination point? Hopefully Ken and Mark hurst can find an acceptable digital immortality with continuing consciousness for Ken and anybody else who wants it just as a Bob Dylan edque safeguard
	🚽 9:41am Webhamster Henry: I ran the gopher over teletype lines , an upgrade from the semaphore system that relied on free labor from badge-earning Boy Scouts.
	9:41am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, Handy, Androu B, Notorious S.A.M., Webcui Enrique,Krys O, TDK60 and other fellow eggsters !
	9:42am dale: same pink as the izod polo shirts from the 80s - collar up please.
	9:42am Listener Robert: I used to read from Gopherspace in the middle 1990s when I first had Internet access (at UMDNJ Newark), and although I'd already been a WFMU listener for years by then, I would not have thought to use Archie or any other Gopher tool to look for LCD.
	9:42am Maple Death: Jonathan, from Maple Death, good luck on everything and keep it up as usual
	9:42am Robm: @Daybreak Covid is the answer
	🚽 9:42am JtotheK: Hi Ken, Michele, everyone. Say Fofo, how many pledges will come in should we hear Strokin? It's what I pledge for! (Along with foreskin restoration tunes.)
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: But how do they get the semaphore badges now, Webhamster H? FᥪFᥪ! The Voice speaks!
	9:43am P-90: Yes, someday Hurst will supervise the uploading of Ken’s consciousness to the cloud, where it will continue to function for millennia to come. Until then, Dude’s gotta watch that blood pressure.
	9:45am Androu B.: FᥪFᥪ! ¿Que Pasa?
	9:45am Andres: Anybody know the riff from this?
	9:45am FᥪFᥪ (: Hi, JtotheK! When I start makin' love I don't just make love I be pledgin' That's what I be doin', huh I be pledgin' I pledge it to the east And I pledge it to the west And I pledge it to the radio station that I love the best I BE PLEDGIN!'
	9:47am P-90: Just: SHAFT
	9:47am Robm: I’m a bad mother shut your mouth
	9:48am G: What is "bad m'fer" in Malik's language?
	9:48am P-90: Does Michele dig Shaft? You know it baby
	9:48am Androu B.: That Staysh is one bad mutha... SHUT YO' MOUTH Just talkin' 'bout Staysh! Well we can dig it!
	9:48am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Truck nuts...Shaft....just WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN JERSEY CITY??!!
	9:48am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Shaft in Arabic...
	🚽 9:49am Erin in TO: I just got a shiver when I heard that Toxic twang
	9:49am Phil from Elizabeth: Love it….love the show
	9:50am P-90: The Quran contains very specific guideline about Shaft. For the faithful.
	9:51am Phil from Elizabeth: Yeah That Toxic show in June was wild, will never forget it
	9:51am Pale Son: Missing the devil's interval.
	9:51am P-90: NEW SURFRAGETTES album and tour!
	🚽 9:51am JtotheK: @Fofo, wonderful lyrics haha.
	9:52am ChukAmok: Now that Ernest Shackleton's ship has been found intact my only question is which DJ will be offering it as their premium this year.
	9:52am FᥪFᥪ (: RIP Britney Spears
	🚽 9:53am PaulRobeson1920: Free Britney NOW!
	🚽 9:54am PaulRobeson1920: Thank Goodness!
	🚽 9:54am lazy pierogi: free for a fee
	9:55am P-90: I believe International Maritime Salvage Law does allow for a shipwreck on the ocean floor to be “adopted” by a listener/donor of a non-profit radio station. But: which pledge level?
	9:55am Robm: Bob finally died?
	9:55am ¿¡: ♪something happening in Jersey City now, just what it is I don't know, staysh with a hook, he's got your talking fried egg and crazy nonsense♪
	9:55am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Bob has a book coming out in November
	🚽 9:55am Webhamster Henry: That Toxic show was perfect for my 2+ hour bus ride into NYC .
	9:56am P-90: No, Dylan is alive and well, just announced an upcoming collaboration with Ms. Spears
	9:56am Boomer: https://secondhandsongs.com/performance/39452/versions
	🚽 9:57am karlward: Ken I came as soon as I heard
	9:57am khd: what's the gimmick for todays 7SD
	9:57am Chris Hiatt: Free Bird Ain't Free should be on one of the T shirts. Yer welcome.
	9:57am P-90: Friday the 13th Part 17: Staysh with a Hook
	9:57am ChukAmok: Dylan has become the volunteer dog walker at FMU?
	🚽 9:57am karlward: What's this I hear about how your phone room only has rotary phones?
	9:57am herb.nyc: Be a man, Ken. My mom had a (massive) heart attack in 2009. And she’s still rock rolling. And nagging me to no end. Sigh My thanks to phone man John for taking my call. Though if Zoey wants to see my rotary phone, she’s > welcome.
	🚽 9:58am karlward: I don't think those even work on modern phone networks... how are you taking calls?
	🚽 9:58am Handy Haversack: Chuk, once he'd donated his nuts to that truck, he felt it was best to settle into a routine.
	9:58am Imgur: @khd It's the soaking of the Breckman
	9:59am khd: i know that much
	🚽 9:59am PaulRobeson1920: Sounding good, MicheLe! All the beSt
	10:00am McGroovey: "Trust me! I'm a DJ!" ~[anonymous WFMU DJ]
	10:00am Glistener MW: Mindful Self-Indulgence, some might say!
	10:00am Stillwell Coney Islander: Holaaaaas !!
	10:01am The Oscar: The correct term is "Die Phoneschlampen."
	10:01am G: More talk, less rock!
	10:01am Pale Son: Stop phone-shaming Zoey!
	10:01am P-90: On Seven Fuzzy Second Glove Delay: Ken and Andy don kerosene-soaked jumpsuits and take turns lighting wooden matches until one of them looses the game.
	10:02am FᥪFᥪ (: Bienvenida, Stillwelll Coney Islander!
	10:02am dday: About using rotary phones on digital networks: www.dmcinfo.com...
	10:02am Sam: For a $1000 pledge Ken will personally key Putin's car
	10:03am P-90: Those acid-tinged harmonica solos
	🚽 10:03am Handy Haversack: karlward, I have a rotary and a push-button with lines running the wrong way out of a three-way splitter, with one of those lines connected to fiber-optics! We're through the looking-glass! ¡Hola, Stillwell!
	10:03am (((Murakami Whywolf): Shouldn't the eggs be double-yoked during the Marathon?
	🚽 10:03am lazy pierogi: what?!! thanks ken and michele!!!
	10:03am Yes: Woo!
	🚽 10:04am karlward: Handy's rotary phone doubles as a cocktail shaker
	10:04am ¿¡: I never understood why жеи has an excessive Woody to bury Bob Dylan while he still breaths?
	10:04am FᥪFᥪ (: Yes, Ken. Of all bands lets play Russian ZZ Top
	10:04am Androu B.: GM karlward, The Oscar, PaulRobeson1920, Stilwell, P-90, G, McGroovey, MW, ChukAmok!
	10:05am P-90: Those truck nutz are “double-yoked” for sure
	10:05am BigP0ppa: I just messaged my mate to say Dylan had passed away as he is a huge fan. He freaked out, then googled to say its bollocks. There is already enough fake news in the world WFMU!! :(
	10:05am yippie: speaking of passport please, has anyone seen the next generation US passport yet? the page with your picture is thick like a drivers license
	10:06am FᥪFᥪ (: I have great news, Ken! DJ Cummerbund is preparing a sequel to the Rammstein/Wild Cherry mashup
	10:06am P-90: Russian ZZ Top: the Russo-Redneck Pussy Riot?
	10:06am Potato Salad: The almighty Bill McClintock!
	10:06am dana: Mash up! Yeah!!! I love Danzig!
	🚽 10:06am karlward: When Monty Hall has shows again I demand disco party
	10:07am dana: Disco party would be great
	🚽 10:07am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Shaking off the cobwebs...
	🚽 10:09am karlward: Doctors say a daily dose of Steely Danzig is a safe and effective alternative to Donzig: electrolemon.bandcamp.com...
	10:09am Brendan: Pledge people! If we meet the goal, Ken will don ass-less leather plants for the finale.
	10:09am FᥪFᥪ (: BigP0ppa, Tell your friend to call WFMU's dedicated telephone line for complaining about fake 'Bob Dylan is dead' announcements
	10:10am P-90: Where do I volunteer to swab partygoers at the Monty Hall door?
	10:10am BillyLundun: Did you guys hear about Dylan Bob?
	🚽 10:10am PaulRobeson1920: Goood morninggg Androu B. Good morning, baby
	10:10am Polly.: i call that number all the time f@f@
	10:10am Androu B.: GM Threemoons!
	10:11am captain beef fart: Here come a lot of $4 donations. You can do a lot with four American dollars, Ken!
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: You can do even more with 20 American dollars -- like win that Dylan 2LP and celebrate the greatest volunteer dog walker WFMU has ever had!
	10:11am HeidiPat: I had a dream last night that I was on air as a part of the WFMU fundraising marathon. I know hearing about other people's dreams is super interesting so i thought i'd share.
	10:11am Stillwell Coney Islander: Lo mismo para ti, Handy, saludos!
	10:13am Androu B.: GM capt. beef fart
	10:15am FᥪFᥪ (: US Girls, Don't lie! Thanks to the Pandora Papers expose we all know now you hide all your riches in offshore companies, incognito bank accounts, private jets, yachts, mansions, even artworks by Picasso, Banksy and other masters
	10:16am P-90: That reminds me, I had tickets to see US Girls in Brooklyn in 2020. Sill haven’t seen ‘em.
	🚽 10:17am Handy Haversack: P-90: I balked at the service fee for those tix. Ended up glad I did.
	10:17am captain beef fart: goooooood morning, Androu!
	10:17am FᥪFᥪ (: HeidiPat, Was Ken naked in your dream? It is often claimed Ken shows up wearing nothing in WFMU related dreams.
	10:18am Greg from ZONE 5: FLATTEN THE CURVE!
	10:18am Daybreak was Blown-away at by Mattiel: Always really liked this “Follow The Light” JAMMER. Reminded me of my mother and older brother’s conflicts. Ahhhhh family!
	10:18am dale: nick cave nature boy would fit after this. honest.
	🚽 10:19am Webhamster Henry: @FᥪFᥪ (: You've heard Ken's naked Marathon jig, right? jhhl.net...
	10:20am P-90: Then again in some WFMU-related dreams Ken is the only one who is clothed…
	10:20am Andres: 1 USD costs 1.28 CAD. Love hurts.
	10:20am Androu B.: Wow, just came up with a mashup idea merging that US Girls track with George Michael's "Father Figure"! I'M ON IT!
	🚽 10:21am karlward: Inside one of Chris Stein's nightmares
	10:22am FᥪFᥪ (: HA! Oh my, Webhamster Henry! From what year is that Ken's Naked marathon?
	10:22am P-90: btw if anyone is still on FBook, Chris Stein is well worth a follow, lots of cool photos.
	10:23am dale: we used to play our grasshoppers album at 16. it sounded like a barbershop quartet.
	10:24am BigP0ppa: FᥪFᥪ (: - yes, in retrospect, I should have realised it was a joke. Somehow I've missed this running 'gag' over the last 2 years. My mate was proper gutted, lol. Pretty funny actually. More fake deaths!! MES?
	10:25am dday: The Blondie Death March..stunning!
	10:25am ¿¡: As near as I can tell, March is a month for a whole new fifth season. where all four seasons merge to become one, called Sprumallinter. Just two days ago it was a balmy 75, and today it's snowing huge fluffy snowflakes. Nutz I tell's ya, NUTZ!
	10:25am Creature Boy: It just occurred to me that I have 16rpn technology at my disposal . In fact it's up and running. I dont think I have "Chipmunk Punk" on vinyl BUT i d0 have that Chipmunk Beatles album hmmm...
	10:25am Niall: 16RPM "Call Me:" pass the Mandrax.
	10:25am onthetrain: Ahh no power on Long Island now .
	10:26am FᥪFᥪ (: Androu B, DIY! I believe you can do it! Check Dj Cummerbund on his Tiktok channel to see how he does his mashups!
	10:26am dday: Happy Sprumallinter
	10:27am Marley P. Dogg: So close to 25% of the station goal!!!! Pledge!!!!!
	10:27am Marie: KEN! Hello Ken, Michele, and everyone!
	10:28am ChukAmok: Is it too late to call with dreams about FMU DJs?
	10:29am P-90: Michele: “I can’t wait ‘til Dylan DIES AGAIN…!”
	🚽 10:29am dakfinch: Namin' nuts
	10:29am Sam: I want truck nipple rings
	🚽 10:29am PaulRobeson1920: Rain Rain go away come again another day
	10:29am (Murakami Whywolf))): He who is not desultorily being born is desultorily dying.
	10:29am Joe Ray: Is there a photo of these mythical truck nuts somewhere?
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: Truck nuts being that rare product that costs more per unit the more you make of them. Probably because of the global Bob Dylan shortage.
	10:30am ¿¡: Sprumallinter it's definitely something for Weird New Jersey to cover.
	10:30am FᥪFᥪ (: Polly, Do you call from the telephone seen in your avatar? Oh, how I miss those old phones!
	10:30am HeidiPat: FᥪFᥪ (: in my dream Ken indisposed which is what necessitated my being on air! maybe he was naked wherever he was....
	10:30am HeidiPat: ken WAS indisposed I mean
	🚽 10:31am PigeonsAndRust: @Joe Ray Ken's pinto is adorned with them on last week's playlist. So technically they are USED TRUCK NUTS
	10:31am dday: Polka is NOT a crime..Ask DJ Stashu
	10:31am (((Murakami Whywolf): …or during the Marathon it could be a talking pie with a talking egg on top.
	10:31am P-90: Coming next year for Marathon ‘23: Truck Thongs
	10:31am Marie: Is Ken gonna pull any stunts?
	🚽 10:32am PigeonsAndRust: Remember the auto bras that people used to put on their front bumpers, back when there were insects?
	10:32am Joe Ray: Thanks PigeonsAndRust!
	🚽 10:32am -жеи: NO! These are BRAND NEW Trucknutz! Not the ones on my blue pinto .
	10:32am yippie: my mom gave me a nickel to buy a tickle
	10:33am (Murakami Whywolf))): Marie: Given the damage done to his heart and associated arteries, I'd rather he didn't do any stunts.
	10:33am chrizzi: hm, the track is yum.
	🚽 10:33am PigeonsAndRust: Heavens! Sorry to slander your nuts!
	10:33am G: Low impact stunts
	10:33am FᥪFᥪ (: ChukAmok, Tell us about your WFMU dreams in full here. No worries. FCC will automatically censor any Ken nudes.
	10:34am P-90: “Brand new” So I guess you’re all responsible for breaking in your own truck nutz.
	10:35am Androu B.: Forgot to say GM to you, PigeonsAndRust!
	🚽 10:35am PigeonsAndRust: Mama never knew I was gonna grow up to be a nut-slanderer
	10:36am dday: Mama tried, yes Mama tried
	10:36am listener 126464: Thanks for putting my billboard entry up there!, FMU!
	10:36am FᥪFᥪ (: HeidiPat, Yes, indisposed in this case is just another word for being au nature, bare-assed, nude, wearing his birthday suit, full frontal, etc.
	10:37am ChukAmok: My car is shy, but extremely fast. Is there a way to get a pair of truck undiez to protect the trucknutz from harm while speeding down the interstate?
	10:38am ¿¡: Ken doesn't want to pickle, he just wants to ride Bob Dylan's motor sickle that he stole from Arlo Guthrie!
	🚽 10:38am PigeonsAndRust: Ha, Good Morning Androu! (Whenever I read "Good Morning to you" my mind flashes to that lyric in this song youtu.be... )
	🚽 10:39am JtotheK: It was rather discombobulating hearing all those songs with a melody there for a few minutes.
	10:39am FᥪFᥪ (: What in the Senhor Testiculo is this talk about Truck Nutz? We need to see the photo again, Senhor Ken
	10:39am Michele with One "L": MORE ANARCHY SYMBOLS!!! Any pledge to Ken's show will get you one!
	10:40am queems: howdy ken & michele
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1920: Watch out if you have WFMU truck appendages, the raised manhole covers in NYC will tear your exhaust off and probably yer appendage
	🚽 10:41am Rich in Wading River: Will pledge for Wing
	10:41am queems: geez i really need to pick out my swag, i don't have any logos
	10:41am FᥪFᥪ (: Forget about anarchy symbols.. I want a Truck Nutz symbol!
	10:42am Andres: This the right show? Tunes got heavenly.
	10:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): Ken's Some Things With Hooks and Some Things Without Them
	🚽 10:42am PigeonsAndRust: Truck Nuts so realistic you might think you'll need a truck mohel
	10:42am G: Sometimes I wonder if people's commenting volume is maybe inversely proportional to pledge icon status.
	10:43am dday: Balls www.youtube.com...
	10:43am Polly.: SMK - consider truknutz key chains for next years swag!!!
	10:43am khd: is this Edda d'ell orso being sampled, sounds awesome
	🚽 10:43am PaulRobeson1920: It’s Snowing now!!! Big fat snow. Some of the biggest i’ve ever seen
	10:44am queems: whoa that's crunchy
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: SO melodic.
	🚽 10:45am PigeonsAndRust: Don't forget the soaking of the Breckman tonight
	🚽 10:45am karlward: Every day there are forty more rotary telephones in that phone room, no one knows where they come from
	10:47am dday: @karlward...phone sex
	🚽 10:48am Glistener MW: AFAB!
	10:48am rx scabin: Clay says, "fuzz."
	10:49am Marie: Most fuzzy things are good!
	🚽 10:49am Handy Haversack: I can think of a lot worse things to call them than the fuzz. Marie: Not gloves!
	10:49am queems: assuming we are talking about caterpillars
	🚽 10:49am Ken From Hyde Park: Every been picked up by the fuzz? Really painful.
	10:49am Alex Oro: Ken. You are breaking my AirPods with your level of enthusiasm
	🚽 10:49am Webhamster Henry: Shave The Fuzz! (A better, equivalent slogan than "Defund the Police")
	10:50am Alex Oro: Truck nuts are nasty
	🚽 10:50am Glistener MW: FUZZ = so HOT right now.
	10:50am Marie: Handy--yeah, def not when it comes to fuzzy gloves and radio show names. Disgraceful!
	🚽 10:50am lazy pierogi: deglove the fuzz
	10:50am queems: i'll pledge $20 for you to play donzig bad mother again because i missed it
	10:50am Marley P. Dogg: Ken for police commissioner!
	10:52am Scott McDowell: Am I the only one hearing the weird distortion/crackle on both mics?
	10:52am DRATSUM: The FUZZ from the fact that a lot of police back in the 60's joined straight off the military and they brought with them the very short military haircut that gave them the appearance of fuzz on their heads.
	🚽 10:52am Glistener MW: i'm hearing it too, Scott! 0.0
	10:52am dana: Do it queems I love that mash up
	🚽 10:52am Webhamster Henry: "Truck Nutz" - isn't the the victorious tune sung by the Ewoks?
	10:52am Alex Oro: Ken is talking too loud
	10:52am queems: extremely crunchy audio
	10:53am Scott McDowell: Ken has pristine mic technique, typically. It's somehting else. It's on the stream and 91.1 signal, I checked both.
	10:53am Alex Oro: I guess the fuzz discussion is appropriately fuzzy?
	🚽 10:53am Webhamster Henry: Those mics are hot, alrighty.
	10:53am Marie: Are the truck nutz ...fuzzy...?
	10:53am queems: @dana oh man me too, one of the best things i've ever heard tbh
	10:53am Androu B.: @Scott McDowell Strangely enough, I'm hearing it, too!
	10:53am Listener Robert: It's not neutered, it's a girl dog. You can see her mons pubis.
	10:53am yippie: if the Tshirt was for a family in Japan, it would be appropriate to include the doggie genitals
	10:54am P-90: Sounds like a loose connection on Ken’s mic
	10:54am Marley P. Dogg: 200 pledges!!!!
	10:54am Alex Oro: Fixed?
	10:54am G: In mental institutions? That's crazy!
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: K8!!!!!!
	10:54am rx scabin: Chillionaire Pink.
	🚽 10:54am Glistener MW: Henry, I'd like to think that after the Ewoks' celebratory "Yub Nub", Chief Chirpa went back to his hut to record an accordion-laced "Truck Nutz" parody under on his 4-track under his pseudonym "Weird Chief Chirpankovic".
	10:55am G: 4 arrests? or 4 traffic stops?
	10:55am Scott McDowell: Sounds good now.
	10:55am Artie: Ken, is that a VPI Cave Club bat sticker on your ride?
	10:55am K8: Yep, I just pledged again...can't stop won't stop!
	10:55am FᥪFᥪ (: I also hear the mic interference in the telepathic stream.
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: You gotta hear it at 16 RPM, though, GMW.
	🚽 10:55am -жеи: FOUR ARRESTS
	10:56am Barney Grubbs: prostate yourself before the truck nuts!
	10:56am G: Ouch. lol
	10:56am Stanley: I want my mummy.
	🚽 10:56am -жеи: Artie, it IS!!
	10:57am FᥪFᥪ (: k8, Amazeballs! Or should I say amezetrucknutz!
	🚽 10:57am -жеи: I was probably just too close to the mic... sorry about that
	10:57am Andrew Waterloo: There are some really good premium T-shirts this year
	🚽 10:58am PigeonsAndRust: "While the results of Schauss's study at the Naval correctional facility in Seattle showed that Baker-Miller pink had positive and calming effect on prisoners; when the same pink was employed at the Santa Clara County Jail, the prison incident rate increased and even peaked compared to pre-pink months, despite a small decrease in the first month.[4] Some researchers believe that the symbolism of the femininity of pink would be a bias in the results of Schauss's studies, highlighting in particular the over-representation of male prisoners in the participants"
	10:58am YETI BOB: Handy! K8! How's Brooklyn?
	10:58am Androu B.: I'M BRINGIN' DIGGERYDOO BACK!
	🚽 10:58am David (in London): Hello lunatics. Tip o' the Marathon hat to Station Manager Ken and Michele with an unknown quantity of Ls.
	10:59am YETI BOB: Androu: Didgeridon't!!!
	10:59am Jim the Poet: Just checking to see if I got an anarchy symbol
	10:59am FᥪFᥪ (: Welcome, David (in London)! Everybody clap!
	10:59am Lewis: @Pigeons... your footnote / reference didn't come through...
	10:59am Androu B.: David! Greets to you!
	10:59am Marley P. Dogg: Can we see the mugshots Ken? And possibly make them into a velvet pairing?
	11:00am steveo: Hello everyone. Congratulations on your arrests, Ken.
	11:00am Marley P. Dogg: *painting
	11:00am P-90: Ken was driving 45 rpm in a 33 rpm zone.
	11:00am YETI BOB: pro tip, you can check your badges without making a pointless post by looking at your listner profile, like so www.wfmu.org...
	11:00am G: Breakin the law, breakin the law
	11:00am Androu B.: GM to you too, Yeti Bob!
	11:01am K8: AMAZEBALLS!!! TRUCK NUTZ! Okay, I need to calm down...Yeti Bob, Brooklyn is kind of craptastic today. Wintry mixx on overdrive. It makes me not want to do anything...except listen to WFMU and PLEDGE!!! But I do have to teach this Zoom class here in a minute...blargh...
	🚽 11:01am David (in London): Yo FoFo, Androu, hello pals. How are you? Count Yeti Bob, I bid thee hello.
	11:01am dday: Next Marathon: A Ken's Mugshots t-shirt.
	11:01am Photoline: Tony Orlando and Red Dawn
	11:02am YETI BOB: Hey D(iL)! K8, we got some very wet snow here 2 days ago but today it's sunny and all melting off
	11:02am rx scabin: @PigeonsAndRust Hawthorne Effect?
	11:02am McGroovey: Rise, William, rise!!
	11:02am Okasa: Yeah, you could just check your profile, but pointless posts feel more real.
	11:02am Androu B.: GM K8 & Photoline!
	11:03am YETI BOB: Aww making me miss Wm. Berger. Maybe I'll make a pledge in his memory.
	11:04am egould310: I think yeast just leavens; not levitates. But what do I know? I’m a butcher, not a baker.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: David, good to see you electrographically represented on these troubled shores.
	11:04am P-90: Pledge to Honor WFMU’s lost Comrades !
	11:04am Marley P. Dogg: Does the pledge counter include phone pledges?
	11:05am YETI BOB: Marley: Yes but it takes a minute for the phone pledges to show up.
	11:05am P-90: [Pledge enough and maybe William WILL rise…]
	11:06am Marley P. Dogg: Thanks Yeti! Got a ways to go
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): Handles. Yeah, late in today. I had to do a presentation to students at the University of Essex - 50 people all with their cameras and mics off. Not much in the way of feedback. Like talking into a black hole. Hello? Anybody there? Luckily I'm now here in a place where I can relax and let the nonsense flow over me.
	11:08am P-90: Let’s make Ken get a ticket for violating the Pledge Counter speed limit! That scofflaw.
	🚽 11:08am Baja Joe: I like this Chrome
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: I know K8 can relate to that exact experience, David. I can now process experiences only if I'm on one end of a leash and Dylan is on the other. I'm really worried about what happens when hot-air-balloon season returns.
	11:09am morphe': Let the pledges come like the super large snow flakes densely falling in our community garden !!!!!
	🚽 11:10am karlward: This is the best Slayer could ever sound
	🚽 11:10am Baja Joe: It's 11:10- time for snacky snack!
	11:10am YETI BOB: D(iL): Sounds like the live-streams I was doing during lockdown. Never knew who was listening or how they were reacting. Just sending droney noises out into the void...
	🚽 11:10am egould310: Haven’t logged in to check the ol’ profile in a few months. What badges do I have?
	11:10am PKNY: How can something so Satanic still be so yachty?
	🚽 11:10am David (in London): Yo morphester!
	11:10am dana: Yeah! More mash up!
	11:11am Androu B.: If and when I pledge (or donate), it'll be in FXO's honor. Still listen to him through archives. Will always miss listening to him live on the air.
	11:11am YETI BOB: egould: need more Ⓐ
	11:11am Lewis: The piano tuner is here - kind of a weird mashup...
	🚽 11:12am PaulRobeson1920: Ahhh this radio noise feels like stepping out fresh out of a hot shower
	11:12am P-90: @Androu: I really miss that guy, thanks for not forgetting
	🚽 11:12am David (in London): Club Tropicana, Hannemans are free.
	🚽 11:12am karlward: inSAAAAAAAAAAAAne
	11:12am Andres: Greatness of the Michael/Ridgely composition shines through.
	11:13am Stephen in Oshawa: This mashup is starting to sound like a legit collaboration
	11:13am YETI BOB: inSⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶne!
	11:13am dday: My brother-in-law (at the time - 80's) worked for Slayer. They were touring Europe when Chernobyl hit and band and crew were put up in people's homes. No fresh food, only canned items because of radioactive contamination worries. Good Times!
	🚽 11:13am Will the Sound Guy: Been listening at work... Snowing up in Poughkeepsie, killin it Ken and Michele!!!! Pledge, Pledge, Pledge!!! WFMU is the GOAT 🐐 📻🔥👍🏻🤘🏻🍻
	11:14am Androu B.: OMG, that gif is hilarious! Looks like it came from an old Domino's TV ad.
	🚽 11:14am karlward: Michele you are thinking of Evan "Funk" Davies
	11:15am Marie: Thailand @). I wanna know about Ken's arrest record!
	11:15am FᥪFᥪ (: I'm googling about these arrests and found this: "Ken Freedman, a former vice president of Banc of California, ... Charged With Smearing Feces On Woman In NYC Subway Station ..."
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Will, nice. What goes on on tour...contaminates huge swathes of Eastern Europe (as the old saying goes).
	11:15am P-90: @Will: reassuring to hear that it’s snowing in Poughkeepsie as usual, at least some things haven’t changed in this crazy world
	🚽 11:15am karlward: Ken, "visiting Florida" is not the same as being arrested, though they feel similar
	🚽 11:15am Baja Joe: Florida Ken-Man
	11:15am K8: I feel like Ken may have told some of these arrest stories on the Fuzzy Glove before...or maybe I'm just making that up?
	11:16am Photoline: Smokey and the Bandaid
	11:16am P-90: Freeform radio SCARED KEN STRAIGHT
	11:16am Colin in Durham, England: The Kenville sign one doesn’t count, that was on seven second delay the other week
	11:16am dale: told the sign stealing episode many a time. sign said kenton of kennelon or kensomething.
	11:17am Androu B.: GM & Welcome Back, Will!
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): FoFo, you did an eight-week Spanish course in 1992, can you translate?
	11:17am P-90: One of your occasional Jewish juvenile delinquents
	11:17am YETI BOB: Oh man I hope I don't win those truck nuts!!!
	11:18am BillyLundun: Nice one David!
	🚽 11:18am Handy Haversack: Our Charles in Chicago!
	🚽 11:19am David (in London): Hey Billy.
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): Royal Trux Nuts are a band I'm keen to hear.
	11:20am queems: it's a great color pink
	11:20am YETI BOB: Ken: I know you're excited but you are overmodulating
	11:21am (Murakami Whywolf))): Anyone remember that old Johnny Cash parody where the fake audience cheer every time he says 'prison', boos every time he says 'a cop'. I can't find it, and never knew who did it; it _might_'ve been called "Wholesome Prison Blues" but searching isn't helping.
	11:21am FᥪFᥪ (: I think I found it!! DJ arrested 2 days after playing hits at Miami police health fair https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ap-miami-disc-jockey-arrest-0518-story.html
	11:21am P-90: Apparently it was decided that the world wasn’t ready for more than one pair of WFMU Trucknutz
	11:21am Androu B.: iEstoy listo!
	11:23am BillyLundun: wooly booly!
	🚽 11:23am WebCuy Enrique: ¿Entonces, Donde esta el baño?
	11:23am Andres: Squirrel Truck Nut Zippers, best swing band!
	11:24am queems: es posible imprimir en 3d muchas cosas, incluso truck nuts
	11:24am Androu B.: iMANDAMOS MAS BAÑOS!
	11:24am queems: haz mas truck nuts!!
	11:24am Marie: Maybe the TruckNutz are a disincentive? Wasn't Ken a long distance trucker before he came to WFMU? Maybe that's where the arrests occurred? That could explain Ken's CB radio fixation...
	11:25am FᥪFᥪ (: These two news headlines might pertain to Ken: "Man in Florida rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested" Man in Florida arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito "
	11:25am βrian: Roast those nuts at 350℉ for 12 minutes.
	11:26am Bernardo: No puedo ir al baño !!!!??? You have achieved all there is to do in radio Ken. Shut down the station. Turn off the transmitters
	🚽 11:27am David (in London): FoFo, mantee-riding is so old hat that I'm surprised it even made the headlines.
	11:27am Androu B.: iDEMANDAMOS MAS BAÑOS!
	11:28am KT: what was the phone #?
	🚽 11:28am -жеи: KT phone number is 800-989-9368
	🚽 11:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ugh. Just got off a work system update call. Finally actually tuning in.
	11:30am rx scabin: I love Cumbia.
	11:30am FᥪFᥪ (: Andres B, David en Londres Maria Murakami PorqueLoba MemoLundun P-Noventa BETO YETI Fotolinea Colin en Durham, Inglattera K-Ocho & Andres Mochila Miguela con Una L
	🚽 11:30am -жеи: Welcome Threemoons! Better late than never
	11:31am Andres: ¡Kumbia!
	11:31am Androu B.: Clarissa no hay absolutamente todo que puede explicar Clarissa.
	🚽 11:31am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: - Shot you a message RE my naming rights goodie. I sure hope you still have an emergency flashlight in the station! Per my message, let me know if the station needs me a new one and send me the mailing addy. SAFETY FIRST. Radio is DANGEROUS.
	11:31am FᥪFᥪ (: Bienvenida TresLunas!
	11:32am Andres: Bien hecho, FoFo :)
	🚽 11:32am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Fofo @Guten Mittag!
	11:32am Gaylord Fields: Thanks for giving Zoë in Sugar Loaf the shout-out, Ken! ¡Sigue con la lección de español!
	🚽 11:33am Handy Haversack: FᥪFᥪ, might I be mochilionaire? At least en el baño?
	11:34am ChukAmok: Regarding this evenings soaking: does the donation have to be made specifically to 7SD, or can it be to the station generally but made during the soaking period?
	11:34am Marley P. Dogg: Does it count if I pledge $1 27 times?
	11:34am FᥪFᥪ (: Handy What about Chillionaire?
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Pero, ¡soy Señor Mochila!
	11:36am BobbyG: I ordered artwork from Steve and he mailed like 20 pieces. It’s great stuff.
	🚽 11:36am Handy Haversack: Bagpipe! The Radio Hound!
	🚽 11:36am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I still need to plan out my pledge (on top of my SFL).
	11:37am K8: Oh my goodness, Bagpipe's ears just perked up when he heard his name on the radio! Bagpipe loves WFMU! Arrrooooo!
	11:37am Andres: Mi case es su casa, except for the bathroom on Saturday when I sell records on the sidewalk.
	11:37am Marley P. Dogg: Bagpipe!!!!!
	11:38am yippie: ken was arrested in kenville
	11:38am steveo: @murakami @11:21 Possibly the Wholesome Prison you are looking for www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:39am Baja Joe: I just pledged cuz, I gotta' know!
	11:39am Mister Dobalina: Seems like Michele is a native Spanish speaker, wonder where she's from?
	11:40am YETI BOB: FᥪFᥪ: Interesting that you chose Beto. I thought the equivalent of Bob is "Pepe", as in this translation of the Jack Chick classic "Bad Bob" www.chick.com... ("Pepe El Malo")
	🚽 11:40am -жеи: @Mister Dobalino, she is from El Bano, so yes, she is a native speaker
	11:40am chresti: Morning Ken and kendorians!
	11:40am Juliana y Marco from Colombia: Los amamos chicos!!!
	11:40am Yes: :)
	🚽 11:41am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	11:42am chresti: I'm late because the internet in Griffith Park was not awake. Davidkins!
	11:42am steveo: yo tengo chicle en el cerebro
	11:42am βrian: "Fool for the Kitty."
	11:42am Photoline: 2:40 or T4 too
	11:42am ChukAmok: @FᥪFᥪ There are some places where being hit in the face with a burrito is a great honor.
	11:42am Hubig Pie: Me gusta mashup
	11:42am Cat Stacker: Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I don't scream "War Pigs" biweekly
	11:43am Andres: YB: Beto for Roberto. Pepe is a nickname for Jose.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: I wonder what else Jack Chick got wrong!
	🚽 11:43am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I know I asked this, but what is the ONE TIME pledge to get Pidge's Golden Pigeon??
	11:43am YETI BOB: Andres: you are right of course. But do you want to argue with Pepe El Malo?
	🚽 11:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I already have the basic Pidge badge from my SFL, want to drop more on this show to make Ken spill his rap sheet!
	11:44am steveo: does anybody know what time it is?
	11:45am YETI BOB: 3Moons: Quoting the Pidge: "How about a Golden Pigeon? Just make a $360 pledge with at least $30 going to Wake and that coveted, beautiful Golden Pigeon is yours!"
	11:45am Andres: YB: I try to stay away from that maldito.
	11:45am Marley P. Dogg: 19 pledges to go!!! Come on people
	11:46am YETI BOB: 3Moons: I think if you've pledged under $360 you can bring it up to that level, doesn't have to be a single pledge ... I think
	11:46am Carmelo: OK guys, you got me on the mashups and arrest record. i love you. donation time
	11:46am Marley P. Dogg: 15!
	🚽 11:46am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Yowza, gonna have to save that for my BIG pledge. In the meantime, may throw for that painting book.
	🚽 11:47am Handy Haversack: I'm sure that if your total contributions hit $360 and at least $30 of that goes to WAB, if you don't see a olden Pigeon, an e-mail to Joe McG might make it appear.
	11:47am rx scabin: How many of Ken's arrests -I mean runins with the law- were for felonies?"
	🚽 11:48am Handy Haversack: What do I need to pledge to get that DJ Control Center? Finally, technology I can relate to!
	11:48am Marley P. Dogg: Can we quickly start a pool to bet on when the arrests were for?
	11:49am Marley P. Dogg: 13!
	11:49am Marley P. Dogg: 12!
	11:50am Androu B.: @ ChukAmok It's definitely considered an honor among Mexicans. (Visit the "Mexican Word Of The Day" FB once in a while, if you can muster enough diligence to overcome your Zuckerphobia)
	11:50am K8: @Cat--if anyone should scream War Pigs at the top of their lungs, it's MOMS!
	🚽 11:50am David (in London): I think Ken was pulled over in his car by the Prog Police and subsequently arrested for not playing Genesis' 'Supper's Ready' during his journey.
	11:50am Roberto: Don't: slander me Do: give to WFMU
	11:50am Hubig Pie: It allows you to remotely control the DJ so's they play all your fav tunes ?
	11:50am Marley P. Dogg: 9!
	🚽 11:51am David (in London): Wotcha Hubig.
	11:51am YETI BOB: whoever made that "Disc Jockey Control Center" image did a great job - the typography on "WFMU" is perfect.
	11:51am Mister Dobalina: Misdemeanor Ken...
	11:52am Marley P. Dogg: 8
	🚽 11:52am Handy Haversack: Pledge for the truth, Freeformers!
	11:52am Hubig Pie: David, 'ello guv'nuh
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 7 arrrrghhhjjjj
	🚽 11:53am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: OK Ken here's $75 now gimme my T-shirt and spill the damn beans!
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 4-
	11:53am Stillwell Coney Islander: Grácias Ken, me alegro de que estés aquí y te vaya bien. Maratón felíz y exsito!!
	🚽 11:53am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Gunning for the book, I haz no truck for the truck nuts. But I guess I could hang them on my computer if I won them.
	🚽 11:53am MasterofPuberty: COS COB!
	11:53am Marley P. Dogg: 3!!!
	🚽 11:53am lazy pierogi: i’m afraid to win the truck nutz
	🚽 11:54am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Hey Ken do I get a shoutout?
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: 2
	11:54am Photoline: First-time giver
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: Wahoooooooooo
	11:54am Bryant in TO: LET'S HEAR IT!
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Nice, Photoline!
	11:54am Marley P. Dogg: Leesburg, Fl! That’s where my grandparents lived
	🚽 11:54am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: You didn't mention mine, I think that may be it!
	11:54am dday: One Adam 12- One Adam 12
	11:54am Marie: Was Ken desecrating Disneyland?
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: SMASHED IT
	11:54am YETI BOB: i just pledged. come on Ken!
	11:55am YETI BOB: it's at 253 now. not sure who tipped it over. good work everyone.
	11:55am Marie: I was caught shoplifting too! When I was 13
	11:55am Marley P. Dogg: Usually they execute you for that in FL
	11:56am Stillwell Coney Islander: Exsitoso
	11:56am Mi-rgod: Half an ounce in your pocket?!?!? That's a big pocket!
	11:56am chresti: Marie me too! When I was 12. Stealing sucrets.
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): This is a shocking story of criminality.
	11:57am Marley P. Dogg: Stealing a road sign is a felony?!?!
	11:57am Patster: Anywhere near Howey-in-the-Hills?
	🚽 11:57am Glistener MW: but it's YOUR VILLE!!! jeez!
	11:57am Marie: Hey Chresti, I was caught stealing a bottle of Love's Fresh Lemon @)
	11:57am dday: Route 15 is a state highway..what gives? Thrown out of court ?
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Jen=Me!
	🚽 11:58am Webhamster Henry: Ken, have you rehabilitated yourself?
	11:58am queems: SCANDALOUS
	11:58am Paul D: Donated a little something.
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken you Scallawag!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Exitoso, dios mío...
	11:58am queems: RIP love's fresh lemon
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
	🚽 11:58am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Fingers crossed for book!
	11:58am Marie: OMG--Ken really could have gone down a very diff path!
	11:58am Sean from Bridgeport: This is a lot to take in.
	🚽 11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GRATZ
	11:59am YETI BOB: dear god I don't want to win this!
	11:59am YETI BOB: phew
	🚽 11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GRATZ! FLASH THOSE NUTZ
	11:59am P-90: Moral: it pays to work out at the gym where the local cops like to work out
	11:59am Listener Robert: A state highway with maintenance aided by federal $. Ever heard of "federal aid primary route"? So a federal road sign!!
	🚽 11:59am Baja Joe: Is it Joseph from Staten Island! That would be me!
	11:59am Yes: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am Jason from Houston: Dodged that bullet, YETI BOB!
	11:59am SeanG: TRUCK NUTZ!
	🚽 12:00pm David (in London): Christ, that was a rollercoaster. Thanks Staysh.
	12:00pm Marie: Thanks, Ken!!!
	🚽 12:00pm Baja Joe: I'll be there tonight for Therese
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken and Michele!!!
	12:00pm dday: Aha Robert.
	12:00pm Wenzo Toad: can’t wait for #5!
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: GOT MY HEART ON
	12:01pm P-90: danke, kids
	🚽 12:01pm lazy pierogi: ♡☃︎☺︎♡☺︎☃︎♡
	12:01pm Androu B.: Thanx and Congrats, Mr. Freedform Man & MicheLe & all the Freebirds here & abroad! Hasta La Proxima, Handy y FᥪFᥪ!
	12:35pm Joseph: YO I went to the bathroom did they read my name off already?
	1:20pm F8TLSTK: HEY KEN! thanks for another wonderful show. still alive!

Ken: Playlist from March 9, 2022

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