WFMU: Ken: Playlist from March 16, 2022

Listener comments!
	🚽 8:33am Ken From Hyde Park: Enter Garbageman!
	8:58am Marley P. Dogg: How big of a pledge to play Heavy Metal?
	8:58am Androu B.: Good Morning, Mr. Freedform Man, "Wacky" Warwick, Ken From Hyde Park, and all the Freaky Freebirds of the Woof-Moo faithful, both here and abroad! And for the record, I phoned in my pledge during ARB's show Monday.
	🚽 8:58am Krys O.: Hallooooo!
	🚽 8:59am Handy Haversack: Happy Marathon, Ken, Matt, and all the Freed Forms! I'm thinking Dubious Footwear for a visual motif, given Matt's proclivities. ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:00am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	9:01am G: Maybe the station hits 60% this shift...
	9:01am Lizardner Dave !: FELDER FELDER FELDER!!!!
	9:02am queems: howdy smk & matt ww
	9:02am unpopularfred: worst Freebird cover yet
	9:02am Androu B.: HAGAR HAGAR HAGAR!!!!
	🚽 9:03am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken! All! Gotta hit the showers but wanted to show up for the intro...
	🚽 9:04am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH Or Carrot Cake! CARROT CAKE THEME PLEASE.
	9:04am Androu B.: Welcome Krys O., G, queems, Threemoons!
	9:04am TDK60: Good morning, Ken and Matt.
	9:05am Androu B.: Welcome, TDK60!
	9:05am nathan: lol ok... does that little volkswagen work the way i think it does? and does it actually work? (besides the vinyl destruction of course)
	🚽 9:05am Webhamster Henry: Wow the return of the Vinyl Killer Bus!
	🚽 9:06am Webhamster Henry: @nathan maybe Ken can demonstrate it on the show.
	9:06am Androu B.: And U 2, Lizardner Dave & WH!
	🚽 9:07am Erin in TO: On Monday I saw the movie Heavy Metal for the first time ever, and the Felder made me so nostalgic for the old days on Garbage Time
	9:07am TDK60: Hola, Androu B.
	9:08am McGroovey: "What do you call that noise that you put on?"
	9:08am Androu B.: ¡VENGA UNO, VENGA TODOS!
	🚽 9:08am Vivian: Is this the drumbeat from Kate Bush's 'Running Up that Hill'?
	9:10am Pale Son: I feel like I'm enjoying this music unironically. What is going on?
	9:11am YETI BOB: Extra points to anyone who can identify the LP in the "Vinyl Killer" photo up top. Something on the Radar label but I can't quite make out the title.
	9:11am melinda: Hello Ken & Matt & others. Nice kick-off tune.
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Morning friends!
	9:13am Androu B.: Oh spit, that's gotta be drug money, I just know it.
	9:13am McGroovey: Ken should do an "irony on" patch.
	9:14am Daybreak: I think this was the music that was playing for the tiney speakers in the facility with the flickering fluorescent lights that I was running through in my nightmare last week.
	9:14am ¿¡: 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝕶𝖊𝖓.
	🚽 9:14am Erin in TO: It's clearly a picture of Ken's office
	9:15am Dave Conehead: 👍
	9:16am Androu B.: Welcome, Erin, melinda, McGroovey, Daybreak!
	9:18am Glistener MW: @Daybreak: ah, so that was YOU I was chasing through the dreamscape with these oversized barber-shears! ^_^
	🚽 9:18am Rich in Washington: mornin' Ken! Hello everybodeez!
	9:18am Androu B.: And 2 U 2, Pale Son, Yeti Bob, Vivian, & ¿¡!
	🚽 9:19am Erin in TO: Fun fact: Ken ONLY plays music that has been pulled from the nightmares of his listeners
	9:20am Androu B.: Welcome MW & Rich!
	🚽 9:21am Handy Haversack: Some of these listeners have some pretty groovy nightmares! To whoever keeps dreaming of bagpipes: my thanks! Blow, dead Luca, blow! Your pneuma is the Voice of the Egg!
	9:21am Glistener MW: morning, Androu + all!
	9:22am McGroovey: I actually want actual bagpipes. I wonder what they cost?
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: They are not cheap, McGroovey, but our veterinarian was telling me that you get great sound from the electric version and that it's the best way to learn.
	🚽 9:23am lazy pierogi: good morning ken, matt, egg, and all the faithful freaks
	9:23am YETI BOB: McGroovey: You mean what they cost you in dollars, or in friends?
	9:24am John in Phoenixville: Ken, sorry to correct you on The Godfather trivia, but Morgana King, who played Mama Corleone, made many albums too!
	9:24am G: @Erin in TO: So some of the record library is actually stored in listeners' brains?
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: John in Phoenixville: But she made them while still alive, which is basically cheating.
	9:25am YETI BOB: (I actually like bagpipes, sorry)
	🚽 9:25am Erin in TO: @G I'm not sure of the exact science, but my understanding is that the nightmares of listeners actually summon the records to the WFMU library directly
	9:26am McGroovey: MattW's supposed relative is Richard S. Castellano. He died in North Bergen. As people do. en.wikipedia.org...
	🚽 9:27am MasterofPuberty: I've seen one of those Japanese VW record toys at the Vintage Radio & Communications Museum of CT!
	9:27am Polly.: electric bagpipes! who knew?
	9:29am McGroovey: @YETI BOB Hmmm both, i guess
	9:29am SeaCreature: My vinyl killer is still mint in the box
	9:29am John in Phoenixville: @Handy: Gotcha. I missed that nuance in the criteria.
	9:30am Efrem: Wait, you don't mean Highland Park, NJ do you? Because I know someone who set a whole lab table on fire in that same building!
	9:31am A Bee: This story is worth 75$ alone!
	9:31am sydnius: /nerd er em chlorate
	9:31am Barney Grubbs: Probably a perchlorate or nitrate (or maybe nitrogen triiodide?). Potassium phosphate is not particularly exciting.
	9:32am Efrem: Ha!
	9:32am Marley P. Dogg: Ken Heisenberg Freedman
	🚽 9:32am Glistener MW: "I should've become a meth cook"-- to be fair, we don't know for a fact that he isn't!
	9:33am Listener Sean In Long Valley NJ: Damn station manager ken. Playing tunes that are sooo good but stump Shazam! The kickoff tune by Crash, Vaugn's Ballad was fantastic. I was convinced it was Eno.
	9:33am Efrem: How have I been listening to this show for twelve years and didn't know we grew up in the same town?
	9:33am morphe': Wow .. 2 of a kind ...I had a crazy HS Chem teacher at Xaverian in Bklyn .. I thought you were describing him !!! People said he had some sort of chemical poisoning .. was not Tourette's but was constantly muttering to himself and spoke in repetition of threes...
	🚽 9:34am -жеи: Yes maybe it was Potassium Nitrate? It was a cakey white powder
	9:34am annette: local musician played his pipes at my dads funeral about 20 years ago. would not accept any money. will never forget.
	9:35am Wenzo Toad: Maarrnin Kaaeeen
	9:37am ¿¡: ᎯℕⅅℛᎾU ℬ @9:¹8, Ꭿℕⅅ Ꭿ ℋᎾᏇⅅᎽ ²U².
	9:38am annette: btw. love every DJ giving their heart to us. hard to pick favs. but hope my monthly pledge touches all.
	🚽 9:39am Glistener MW: my 11th Grade chemistry teacher had a similar story to that Smitty one, but in their case a flaming lump went flying towards the students when the teacher frantically tried to put it out, landing on a kid's head and burning a small indentation down into his scalp and permanently destroying the hair follicles there. The teacher added "thankfully this was before everyone sued each other over every little thing."
	9:40am Stanley: Are rock pants a prize?
	🚽 9:41am Handy Haversack: Burn a Student for Science has always been my favorite carnival game. Sure, you know it's rigged, but it's still a good time. Prize is the Mam'Selles, Stanley.
	9:41am Barney Grubbs: Potassium nitrate generally needs something mixed with it (sugar, starch) and some flame (and then it will make a lot of smoke. But now I'm just ruining a good story.
	🚽 9:42am Webhamster Henry: And then there's the "drop-the-sodium-in-the-toilet" prank. What more do you need to make STEM popular?
	9:42am Androu B.: @Handy I once had, not exactly a nightmare, but more like what you could call a "dark dream"/vision (more like an episode; maybe I was channeling someone else's POV), vivid as day, about being in "da hood", where I saw two black guys who looked suspiciously like drug dealers, one of them wearing the customary doo-rag across the head. So they then entered into what I presume was the apartment of the one with the doo-rag. At the end of the dream/vision, everyone was ducking down and hiding out in what looked like a bedroom, presumably because they were worried the police were just outside. The doo-ragged one had a gun in his hand (but not pointed towards my POV, from which I was presumably against the wall where the window faced the street) and was gesturing to move silently out of the way while keeping out of sight. That's where the dream/vision ended and I woke up.
	9:44am YETI BOB: WHH: 'drop-the-sodium-in-the-Charles-River' if you went to MIT
	9:44am steveo: Good morning. I have already deleted without posting 10 comments about Alan Turing.
	🚽 9:44am Handy Haversack: That just proves you're human, steveo. But Androu B., what music was playing?
	9:46am steveo: I won't forget my second wind
	9:46am Jesse: Hooligans!
	9:46am Androu B.: No music. It was just talking at the beginning, then dead silence at the end.
	9:46am YETI BOB: steveo: do you know about the time Alan Turing requistioned gallons of gin, to use for cooling computer circuits? He claimed it was the perfect material, with exactly the right properties ... www.thinkbrg.com...
	9:47am Barney Grubbs: just don't make the mistake of substituting potassium for sodium
	9:47am steveo: lol, no I don't remember hearing that
	9:47am βrian: Church music!
	9:47am McGroovey: SOMEONE SHOULD DO THIS PUSSY RIOT SONG in the HoofibMouth!
	9:47am ¿¡: Պ✺Իḙ тḙᾰḉℏḙԻ ṧт✺Ի!ḙṧ ṧՊ кḙℵṽ!ℓ
	🚽 9:48am Erin in TO: That Putin gif is freaking me out
	9:48am Wenzo Toad: was that really Dr. K?
	9:48am McGroovey: I don't really sound much like Dr Kevorkian, do I?
	9:50am βrian: The "bag boy?"
	9:51am Daybreak: -жеи & Matt, Yesterday, I asked Olivia to ask Matt to tell the story of garbage time changing to donut time and various other ____ time for a period of time due to some feud that you and Matt were having. Olivia very kindly told me to ask the two of you to tell the story today during your show. She thought that would be very fun! Story time please!
	9:51am medson: I didn’t know dogs pledged. I thought they created Columbia House Accounts.
	9:52am holland oats: don't forget authoritarian ken
	9:52am Stanley: There was S&M Ken
	9:52am Marley P. Dogg: Santos L. hopper
	9:53am Androu B.: I had a really cool science teacher in middle school who founded a dojo after he retired. Never heard from him again after the dojo closed down.
	9:53am McGroovey: Actually, maybe Dr Kevorkian should cover that Pussy Riot song?
	9:55am Wenzo Toad: you could loop piggies for 9 minutes
	9:56am Daybreak: Donut time Story time please! Story time please! Story time please!
	9:56am morphe': Redux...Crazy Chem teacher at Xaverian Bklyn - Brother Louis ... just remembered, he moved around really fast and was always sweating and he constantly wiped/patted his forehead with his tie.. He kept all the windows open so we had to go to our lockers and get our coats before class. And, just remembering, I do not think we ever used the adjacent lab ??/ He was probably prohibited???
	9:56am Glistener MW: and then it happened!!! Boy, was our collective-face a collective-red.
	9:57am ¿¡: ฅརgཏ₮ ₮ཏཛ ཏཛf₮ƴ ཏཛf₮ƴ ๖རg ๖๑ƴ ๖ཛ ๑སཛ ๑f ₮ཏཛฅ ?
	9:57am Dayffid: There is a third way to pronounce gif.
	9:58am βrian: Ghee whiz!
	9:58am FOO: "GOOF"?
	9:58am medson: Hard G makes most sense since. Graphic is hard G it’s not Jraphic
	9:58am Hydroplane: Getting bent out of shape about BS is the lifeblood for a successful Twitter profile
	9:58am Glistener MW: I now pronounce them like “ih” — with a silent G and silent F.
	9:59am Dayffid: I actually always pronounced the I the same way you pronounce the I in Ice.
	10:00am Androu B.: Choosy formatters choose gifs.
	10:01am βrian: Say, I sent a SFL question to Joe McG re setting up push payments to a routing number. Is this possible?
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Oooo, this is a nice prize!
	10:01am Glistener MW: Yesss! 🎺 thank you!
	🚽 10:01am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Brian may work, but yeah, Joe McG is your man IIRC>
	🚽 10:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Graphics Interchange Format or Geezers In Freezers?
	🚽 10:02am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I owe up to being old enough to remember that little VW record player.
	10:02am Wenzo Toad: play some Sushi Rock next
	10:02am courtneynoir: Make Putin stop side-eying me like we have a secret
	10:02am muckgeist: Is it just me, or when you bring up the pledge page during the NOW of KEN, it defaults to crediting Todd-o-phonic Todd? Did Todd-o-Todd hack Ken with a phishing scheme and is stealing all the glory?
	10:03am dale: soundtrack to coeur de verre.
	10:03am Glistener MW: “Popol Vuh” — another subject for contentious pronunciation. Scienticians say that if anyone were ever to create a PopolVuh.gif, it would rend our universe asunder.
	10:03am Juli: My phone did die right as you were about to announce me pledge::::I will go back and listen but Ty guyss Lil tear
	🚽 10:03am Handy Haversack: Comes up Ken for me, muckgeist.
	10:04am YETI BOB: Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather
	10:04am steveo: my son's high school's (unreadably long) daily email alert starts off with a SPOTLIGHT for IRISH HERITAGE MONTH: MAUREEN O'HARA Irish Actress
	10:05am Androu B.: @Ken From Hyde Park Please don't bring up the subject of cryogenics. You'll only help perpetuate that rumor about Disney (who's remains, incidentally, was cremated).
	10:05am dale: had to get in on that...
	10:06am Daybreak: I really enjoyed the video 5 years ago about the JGif pronouncement debate. This PBS Idea Channel was a great channel while it lasted: youtu.be...
	10:06am muckgeist: Ahhhhhh, I was clicking on the Yo La Tango pledge link by accidenty for convenience!!! I am not aware of my surroundings!!!
	10:06am Dayffid: What! Since I was a youngster I have believed Walts head was in a freezer. You mean it was a lies?
	10:07am dug: where does he even find this stuff?
	10:07am Hydroplane: Krautfunk
	10:07am YETI BOB: Dayffid: It's in a special freezer, underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
	10:07am queems: pretty funky
	10:07am courtneynoir: I think it just finds him
	10:07am steveo: in the future, freshly minted humans will rise from urns of ashes like phoenixes
	10:07am Adam West Coaster: Finally, “Metallica’s “Blackened” with bass!
	10:09am YETI BOB: (and Clay's recorder is a flute he found in a dumpster outside a Jethro Tull show in Butte, MT, after Ian Anderson threw it out in a fit of pique)
	10:09am Mike D.: DJ CUMMERBUND is an unheralded genius of our times.
	10:10am Wenzo Toad: @YB no shit? I missed that origin story
	10:10am McGroovey: I've been on the phone since 6 am, and I woke up at 4, so call and make the phone ring or I might fall asleep!
	10:10am Roberto: Better than the Beatles.
	10:11am Dayffid: Yeti bob - thank you! I feel more secure knowing that
	🚽 10:11am Webhamster Henry: Bulldog doesn't get a lot of covers!
	10:11am steveo: those howls must be on the sheet music because they were in the exact right spot
	10:12am Dayffid: This might just be my favorite all time Beetle song. I thing there is a great Alice cooper version too if I remember correctly
	🚽 10:12am DjLorraine: Does that make it a fanny cover?
	10:12am morphe': Yeti - don't know if ya saw my message the other day ..Trouble was thanking you for starting and maintaining the BookList ..
	10:12am F᙭F᙭ (: Hi, Egg, Ken, Matt and friends! Why no one told me show started an hour earlier than usual?!
	10:13am YETI BOB: ah, missed that morphe' - thanks for bringing it to my attention, i'll go back in time and listen!
	10:14am morphe': Fanny - Hey Bulldog - is that on Scott's Premium ... "women covers that are better than the original..."
	10:14am McGroovey: The Alice Cooper version was on a comp called "Butchering the Beatles: A Headbashing Tribute "
	10:15am ryan taylor: I pledged $75 but it went to all WFMU not Ken’s show. I wanted to be in the running for the vinyl destroyer…!!!!
	10:15am morphe': A Full Mouse ($365 =$1 a day) gets ya 6 Ts if so desired and other stuff !! Wake McGrovveeeeyyy Up! 800.989.9368
	10:15am Juli: Can we pay for no more egg tho:: Just wondering….
	10:16am Matt Warwick: I gotchu Ryan!
	10:16am Juli: Nice Ryan! Hehe
	10:17am YETI BOB: ryan: email joe mcgasko, he may be able to fix that for you
	10:17am Dayffid: I love Fanny
	10:18am nathan: i learned about Fanny the other day on Michele's show. they rip
	10:18am YETI BOB: ryan: nevermind, Matt's got ya. juli: I would pay for MORE EGG!
	10:18am morphe': F᙭F᙭ (: amerika clocks went ahead last Sunday...
	10:18am Sam: I love that beer can be conscious. Panpsychism in action!
	10:19am Juli: Lols Food just grosses me out tbh::::legit To each their own tho.....for the most part.... :}
	10:19am morphe': DST... [still needs House vote] https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-senate-approves-bill-that-would-make-daylight-savings-time-permanent-2023-2022-03-15/
	10:20am P-90: Breaking News: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy just addressed a joint session of the US Congress, imploring the people of America and the world to PLEDGE TO WFMU and get in the running for awesome prizes!
	10:20am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, morphe'. I read in the news that won't ever happen again in the USA from 2023.
	10:20am ChukAmok: Just keep the talking pie thing out of sight, and out of my dreams.
	10:20am Yanny: Fanny is weirdly represented at Disneyworld in line for the Aerosmith ride.
	10:21am P-90: Can’t beat the talking eggs tho
	10:21am F᙭F᙭ (: Juli, Why? The Egg loves you
	10:21am Juli: Talking Egg is fine Just vommy about it.
	10:21am Sam: My pledges have strings attached. They're just very hard to see.
	🚽 10:21am PaulRobeson1920: Takin it off here, egg. Putting it on here, egg
	10:21am morphe': F᙭F᙭ (: still needs a vote in the other chamber "The House". probably yes???
	10:21am Juli: Djs do not seem happy rn :( Bbs okee?
	10:21am YETI BOB: Sam: If you could somehow combine the words "zymurgy" and "panpsychism" that would be a Scrabble winner FXFX,morphe': Still needs to pass the House and get signed by Biden. Last time USA tried this (1974) people HATED it. Personally I'm for permanent DST but I'm not a very representative American.
	🚽 10:21am PaulRobeson1920: Coolin it down here, egg
	🚽 10:22am Glistener MW: that phrasing "greatest job in the world" made me wonder what that would actually be, and my brain just decided it's Hank Scorpio.
	10:22am P-90: Daddy SASS!
	🚽 10:22am Handy Haversack: ¡F᙭F᙭! Hola, amigo mio.
	10:22am P-90: MATTY THE SASSMASTER
	10:22am Susan: How about “sass master” !!
	10:22am Sam: Hearty White is the Prince of Wales of Sass
	10:23am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, morphe and YETI BETO for the clarification!
	🚽 10:23am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: OK just threw in $20 and hoping for that CD!! I NEED THAT CD.
	10:23am dale: CHECK THE WEB PLEDGES
	10:24am F᙭F᙭ (: HHH! (i.e. Hola Handy Haversack!)
	10:24am Juli: I will post post about the marathon.
	10:24am dale: gonna fight you for it threemoons.
	🚽 10:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Do the web pledges!
	10:24am Sam: Answering rotary phones is ok, but the real action is dialing them.
	10:24am Androu B.: ¡Hola, FXFX (antes que se me olvida)!
	10:24am Prague Rock: I think Matt should also go by The Sassassin
	10:24am YETI BOB: nobody calls me on the phone anymore. feels a bit alarming when it rings.
	10:25am Polly.: the faux phone
	10:25am Brendan: Rotarians unite!
	10:25am P-90: The Marathon Rotary Phone Call Tote Board is up to: TWO! And counting.
	🚽 10:25am Handy Haversack: The station is only $7500 away from 60 prercent of the goal. Pledge it up, Freeformers!
	10:25am dday: Check the upyours emails Ken & Matt
	10:25am F᙭F᙭ (: ABC! (i.e. Androu B Compadre!)
	🚽 10:26am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Jesus, Ken, I recognize some of those. How F'd up is your heart?
	10:26am Wenzo Toad: @Ken, can’t find that Surface Noise Fanny interview...
	10:26am YETI BOB: Polly: Nice Model 500 there!
	10:26am joe from montclair: a daily dose of nutritional 2c-b
	10:26am P-90: Those are some good drugs
	🚽 10:26am Webhamster Henry: Pledge to get Ken his drugs!
	10:26am dale: dulera, xeljanz, those incontinence panties for older ladies...
	10:26am Jackie: WFMU weekly pill organizer please
	10:26am john the g: omeprazole rocks!
	10:26am Sam: You should try weed, man
	🚽 10:26am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: No, I think that if we reach goal, Ken needs to take MORE DRUGS.
	10:27am βrian: I object to βeta blockers, naturally.
	10:27am morphe': I knew someone who went to school with Tom Cellosen ...(almost as bad as all the bad bedding jokes of yesterday - including mine)
	10:27am evancuts: Ken it sounds like you might have a parasite.
	10:27am Glistener MW: loving this Devo muzak! (this is “Swelling Itching Brain”, yes?)
	10:27am P-90: Omeprazole (proton pump inhibitors) is not the best thing to put in your body. Just fyi.
	10:27am Brendan: Which one of those meds is the horn growth suppressant?
	🚽 10:27am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: And all hail TALKING BEER.
	10:27am Sam: Rubber?? I hardly know her!
	10:28am queems: oh no i missed the medication portion of the show?? that is where my expertise really shines
	10:28am Polly.: Thanks YB! will update soon.
	🚽 10:28am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: EVERYONE SEND KEN WEED.
	10:28am dday: Sugar in the edibles?
	10:29am Androu B.: In case you didn't catch it in my first post, my nickname for Matty is "Wacky" Warwick.
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: I called WFMU on Sat. night to make a pledge and dialed in from a rotary phone -- and got to talk to McGroovey!
	10:29am steveo: @Wenzo -- Fanny folks interview wfmu.org...
	10:29am βrian: Or the friendly goulash, perhaps?
	10:29am that girl from that place: Ken, do hot showers relieve the nausea?
	10:29am Prague Rock: A few toots of the Horn of Matt and Ken will be just fine
	🚽 10:29am Glistener MW: never doubt the digestive constitution of a real Party Girl like the Diarrhea Lady!
	10:30am P-90: @queems: Ken just revealed he’s taking meds for cardiac complaints, high blood pressure, depression, and ACID REFLUX!
	🚽 10:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken--while you adjust to the heart meds, do the BRATY diet--Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast, and (plain) yogurt. It really helps.
	10:30am Sam: Rock sandwich with Ken meat. Sounds like the next t-shirt!
	10:30am yippie: I can't eat without smoking weed
	10:30am queems: @p-90 oh hell yea, gotta catch em all
	🚽 10:31am Handy Haversack: ("Nauseated," not "nauseous.") Oof, Ken, that sucks. Sorry to hear it. I'm bringing Brooklyn bourbon when I come to the station this evening, so maybe that will help!
	10:31am that girl from that place: Look up cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome y’all. Fascinating but shitty stuff.
	10:31am jnif: A friend of mine was recently diagnosed with this: Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome. Nausea, couldn't keep anything down... my.clevelandclinic.org...
	10:31am that girl from that place: Oops sorry for the curse.
	🚽 10:31am Anne Archy: W00t!
	10:32am βrian: I dunno. I've encountered nauseous people on occasion ...
	10:32am Planet Tyler: Alex Jones probably has a supplement for what ails Ken
	🚽 10:33am Handy Haversack: Word, βrian. They are definitely out there. Yay, Planet Tyler! Hadn't seen them around in a while. Sound the MATTHORN!
	10:33am Planet Tyler: But what about Matt's doggo?!!
	10:33am steveo: i heard a dog about 10 minutes ago; sounded like Bruce
	🚽 10:33am HyperDose: @jnif That's why I always stress the importance of tolerance breaks. Those little CB1 and CB2 receptors can only take so much.
	10:33am F᙭F᙭ (: Is Ken really ill or is an emotional appeal marketing stunt ? Anyway, Ken, if you are really sick ask your mother about nosedrops.
	10:34am F᙭F᙭ (: *ask mother
	10:34am queems: same color as pepto bismol
	10:34am P-90: Yes it’s been a FACT KNOWN TO MEDICAL SCIENCE for many years now that WITHDRAWING cannabis after years of regular use can cause disruptions in your body, some of which can potentially weaken your response to illnesses.
	10:35am dday: I just upped yours/mine via email
	🚽 10:35am Handy Haversack: Way to go, dday!
	🚽 10:35am Vivian: KEEENN!!!!
	10:36am F᙭F᙭ (: "La culpa no es mio, es Matto"
	10:36am vj pussycat: cookies n cream
	10:36am YETI BOB: P-90: Thanks for that. I'll be back in a few minutes....
	10:36am Bad drugs: Amlodipine will mess with the gums in your mouth - beware. You will also get edema (swelling) of the joints requiring hydrochlorothiazide (water pill) to flush. That nausea? Beta blockers (propranolol is my favorite) really does not mix well with nicotine or other smoked materials but is the only drug that I take that I know actually works with the least deleterious side effects. Unfortunately it leaves you open to depression. But you will certainly not desire a cigarette (Chinese are using it for nicotine suppression- successfully- in trials).
	10:37am Juli: What? Lol
	10:37am goldenrules: Dieter, short for Diertergent
	10:37am Juli: I won!?
	10:37am YETI BOB: People Like Vicki Bennett
	10:38am Bad drugs: Propranolol may be reacting to the edibles too. Limited weed for now Ken. Find the dose that responds well.
	10:38am F᙭F᙭ (: You won the Egg, Juli!
	10:38am Sam: It's a chopping block because if you don't get your pledge in on time, CHOP! Somebody else gets it and it's gone.
	10:39am βrian: The Frédéric Chopin block.
	10:39am P-90: It’s supposed to be an auction block, but it’s not an auction anyway, it’s a raffle. So the terminology here is FUBAR…
	🚽 10:39am lazy pierogi: everybody do the chop youtu.be...
	10:39am YETI BOB: "Chopping Block" has assonance, which is why it sounds better than "Auction Block" with its mismatched vowels
	10:39am Wenzo Toad: ah heck yea this is mah jamm
	10:40am chresti: Morning Pledgers, morning Ken and Matt
	10:40am Sam: This whole show is about assonance
	🚽 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice, Juli!
	🚽 10:40am Krys O.: Ah, a classique....
	10:41am ¿¡: Is there a rotary scotumry phone gif to be found ?
	10:41am F᙭F᙭ (: Or arseonance as they say in Britain.
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: I think both blocks have some pretty unfortunate connotative associations, honestly. Morning, chresti!
	10:42am dano59: Altamont baby!
	10:42am Glistener MW: “Why are we fighting?” “Where’s MY elephant?” Aren’t these questions we’re ALL asking? I know I am.
	10:42am chresti: Morning Handy!
	🚽 10:42am David (in London): Did someone mention arseonance? Greetings groovers. Hat tip to the Station Manager.
	10:42am P-90: @@YETI yes of course it’s the pleasing assonance that makes “chopping block” so satisfying to the ear, and to say
	10:43am YETI BOB: top of the mornin' to you David(in London)!!
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: And a fiver for his arseonance, David! Good to see you!
	10:44am chresti: Davidkins! I could not find you email.
	🚽 10:44am Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, chresti aka Mary Tyler Bodenheim!
	10:44am F᙭F᙭ (: Welcome to the nonsense realm, David! We were waiting for you.
	10:44am nathan: why are we fighting? where's my elephant? has anybody seen the bridge???
	10:44am P-90: “And when I saw him on the stage, my hands were clenched in fists of rage” we know who that was
	10:45am paddy in matawan: pony needs help. its his lung.
	🚽 10:46am Devin B.: There's a really great exhibit of PLU's work at Whitman College in Walla Walla, WA right now.
	10:46am chresti: Hi Ken FHP, Bodenheim brother!
	🚽 10:46am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob, Handy, FoFo, nutters and one all. Hello! Chrestikins, will try again!
	10:46am Androu B.: The reason this so-called "Vinyl Killer" has earned it's rep is because it lacks some sort of stabilizing device that can be placed at the center hole of the record so it can move around the record stably enough to not stray away from it's position along the groove. Just putting it out there as an idea for lucky donor who wins it.
	10:47am βrian: Speaking of lung, where's coel?
	10:47am PMD: What Matt didn’t say was be careful who you listen to For medical advice Ken! My dad listened to his dentist and ended up dying of a heart attack! Was driving so that’s why I’m late
	10:48am Androu B.: Welcome, David!
	10:48am βrian: Hey, were statins on that med list?
	🚽 10:48am David (in London): Hey Androu! How are you?
	10:49am P-90: @Brian: good question
	10:49am YETI BOB: Androu: Perhaps a piece of thread or string tethering it to the spindle?
	🚽 10:49am David (in London): This guy talking to Porest sounds like he's on acorns.
	10:49am Marie: KEN! Hi Ken, Daddy Garbage, and all.
	🚽 10:49am D Rok: He sounds a little like Todd-O-Phonic Todd.
	10:49am dday: @Androu: maybe attach a large architectural compass
	10:50am P-90: @Brian good question re: coel
	🚽 10:50am Glistener MW: this Porest interviewee sounds like he's from the same planet as Zalgon 26 McGee!
	10:50am Androu B.: DOWN WITH ACORNS! JUST WANT TO PLAY MY HAR-MAH-NEE-KAH!
	🚽 10:50am Handy Haversack: I was talking to my doctor about how much I wanted to avoid statins because of what I had heard about their dangerous interactions with alcohol, and he said, "If statins and alcohol were that dangerous together, 90 percent of this country would drop dead." Which was oddly comforting. Still doing my best to try to avoid them, though.
	10:50am F᙭F᙭ (: Everything is true except the bit about the Serbian contractors.
	10:51am sphere: This is about Christian rock right?
	10:51am Juli: Play Some Wasted Youth or No trend tho :(
	10:52am Roberto: YES Down with Culture!
	10:52am Androu B.: Take 2: I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH MY HAR-MAH-NEE-KAH!
	10:52am Lizardner Dave !: Why does this remind me of the Chipmunk version of "Institutionalilzed"? Also Porest rules!
	10:52am sphere: Up With People, Down With Culture
	🚽 10:53am David (in London): Handy, that's the kind of medical advice I appreciate.
	🚽 10:53am Handy Haversack: Now play it again at 16!
	10:53am queems: @handy i stopped taking lyrica because you're not supposed to drink on it. i don't even drink that much, but i'll be damned if a pill is going to tell me what to do
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: Hell yeah, queems!
	10:54am sphere: you know, I jump from heights because I won't let gravity tell me what to do.
	10:55am Juli: Are the DJs good inside !? You need coffee?
	10:55am queems: luckily the other 8 medications i take are like "it's probably fine"
	10:55am Juli: I will bring you coffee if desired
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: Wait, sphere, you're just doing what it wants! You played right into its hands! We're sending centrifuges -- stand by!
	10:55am Jason from Houston: Back in the office just in time to catch the Knolka. Phew...
	10:56am Bad drugs: Only follow your volunteers instructions if they have an MD Kenny. And never simply stop taking these medications abruptly. Death is a possibility. Or really bad reactions like a recurrence of the symptoms they treat returning with a vengeance. Only follow your drs guidance. Just heads up for Kenny. The more you know…. The longer a Station Manager thrives.
	10:56am PMD: What Matt didn’t say was be careful who you listen to For medical advice Ken! My dad listened to his dentist and ended up dying of a heart attack! Was driving so that’s why I’m late
	10:57am queems: also sometimes doctors don't pay attention. if you think your doctor isn't on top of managing your medications, talk to your pharmacist. it's literally their job to pay attention, and they have to report side effects of drugs.
	10:58am F᙭F᙭ (: I only believe in Dr Egg.
	10:59am Brendan: I think you can play Felder now . (It’s a sign)
	🚽 10:59am Ken From Hyde Park: The DJ is in medical peril! Pledge, please!
	10:59am Androu B.: @YETI BOB Mere string would be too slack to keep it stable unless it's tied to some sort of stylus that can be placed firmly within the center of the record.
	10:59am Marie: What is happening with Ken?
	10:59am Hydroplane: Is today Tuesday?
	10:59am G: Ken pee break? lol
	11:00am Bob Dylan: Can we RIP Ken now? Please?
	11:00am Dayffid: YES! Play some FELDER for pledges!
	11:00am Sam: Soak Ken!
	11:00am dday: Dr. Diarrhea has Ken in his care it seems
	11:00am muckgeist: SOAK! SOAK! SOAK! SOAK!
	11:00am RIP KENT: If Kent is ded...to whom do I forward my resume to?
	11:00am Marie: Does he have the gazz...?
	11:00am F᙭F᙭ (: I believe this is the part of the show where we play Rush
	11:00am G: Break out the Ken Died tape. It's next to the Dylan pone.
	11:01am X: Loving that velvelty voice Matt!
	11:01am Destroit: Haha sing it Matt!!!!
	🚽 11:01am Cp304: Bravo
	11:01am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: :-)
	11:01am queems: that was pretty good
	11:01am Reno D: Matty is BRILLIANT!
	11:01am (Murakami Whywolf))): Feel better, Ken. I lik that Porest piece, and it's an understandable reaction to Iraq and Afghanistan, but another[?] Porest cut criticised 'colour revolutions', the most important one having been Ukraine's Orange Revolution that prevented the Kremlin's candidate from stealing their election.
	11:01am Alvy Singer: @Matt..Will you sing Don Felder if I pledge?
	🚽 11:01am Devin B.: The Velvet Smog!
	11:01am Buckaroo: Damn, Matt! That was unexpectedly great
	11:01am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: that was toxic
	11:02am RIP KENT: Bury KENT in the Vacant Lot outside of Monty Hall
	11:02am BennyThePlug: man, feel bad for the dude
	11:02am Sam: That was off the Matt Warwick Contractual Obligation Album
	11:02am annette: CONSTIPATION BLUES is a real song.
	11:02am Marie: My initials are MD...
	11:02am X: PLEASE SING THE FUZZY GLOVE THEME SONG!
	11:03am YETI BOB: Androu: Right, loop one end of the string around the spindle, and tie the other end to the hippie-bus.
	11:03am Sam: Ken, find a doctor who's qualified, not just one you're in love with
	11:03am ¿¡: or as it is said in Brooklynese, Ken ran off to the turlet !
	11:03am Reno D: Ken, keep the beta blocker, dump the rest.
	11:04am dale: did the prog collection get awarded?
	11:04am queems: yeah, if you're not comfortable with your doctor, definitely find a new one. they get stuff wrong all the time. and there are good ones out there who actually care
	11:04am Quinn: Ken you need Ondansetron or something to get you thru this
	11:04am Marie: And they want you to fill them out online on God-knows-how-secure websites
	11:04am DEAD KENT-EDIES: what is the over/under on Staysh poopin' his trousers?
	11:04am Androu B.: There you go, YB!
	11:04am alanSixº: dont die freedman!!
	11:05am chresti: 1969 by Solex, is nice. Ken, emergenC powder with WATER
	11:05am Quinn: Yeah, seriously, don’t die
	11:05am courtneynoir: keep an ice pack on the back of your neck, Ken! numbs the puke shute
	🚽 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park: There should be a plan to have the station match staff pledges to add even more funds to the total. I thought this over and cannot find any possible flaws to this idea.
	11:06am Photoline: Let it go, let it go, let it go....
	11:06am chresti: *ALSO ACTIVATED CHARCOAL
	11:07am alanSixº: that station needs a defibrulator
	🚽 11:07am Glistener MW: "I know a place / I know a place / It's a place called Watertown"
	11:07am Bad drugs: Yep. My PCP blew off what ended up being cancer. I forgave him. He misdiagnosed Graves Disease and got me hooked on amlodipine as a stopgap. I started to really wonder about him. After the thyroid was dealt with he’s been dragging his feet about getting me off amlodipine. Between the thyroid and the Covid weight gain he simply has more excuses to hide behind. And I’m seeing him today. I hope he announces his retirement so I can move along to someone who gives a damn.
	11:07am Lizardner Dave !: On the other hand it would be ironic if Bob Dylan outlived Ken.
	11:08am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Dylan is a Nosferatu
	11:08am Listener Michael: Seriously, Ken, A little pot, sublingual tincture or vaped, and oral rehydration fluid: www.defeatdd.org... Note:acid reducers can make you more vulnerable to food poisoning, your stomach acid will normally kill bad microörganisms.
	11:09am G: It's the Internet MD board now! :-)
	11:09am Marie: Ken, if you want, I am friends with someone married to a very nice doctor who can give you a recommendation on the best doctors around NYC, seriously
	11:09am alanSixº: jesus christ freedman
	11:09am Marie: Maybe money will make Ken better
	11:09am Wenzo Toad: that people like us track was dope
	11:09am Bad drugs: I’ll look it up but I’m pretty sure that proton pump inhibitors and beta blockers are contraindicated.
	11:10am F᙭F᙭ (: If Ken dying live on air can't get the pledges coming in, nothing will do.
	11:10am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Kent's Cut Rate Health Insurance will be his demise.
	11:10am G: Sympathy factor...
	11:10am ButtWeenies: Sass Squatch and the new Diarreah Lady rule
	🚽 11:10am Cmurtha: The solution is to go so deep into a k-hole that you purge your system. Gotta get those humors in balance.
	11:10am alanSixº: crab cakes?
	11:10am Marie: was it projectile?
	11:11am Photoline: Barfing to the Hits
	11:11am tony a: ken, eff the zantac and go for esomeprazole.
	11:11am βrian: M'waukee in the house!
	11:11am (((Murakami Whywolf): The oral rehydration fluid both reduces my need to vomit and gives me something to vomit.
	11:11am Sam: If you're having trouble puking, eat some rotten avocado and then run up and down the stairs.
	11:11am P-90: Better not to mix Omeprazole with Citalopram. Also there’s been a big problem with horrible heartburn returning after discontinuing Omeprazole, because your stomach gets used to it being there and then pours out acid when it’s withdrawn. Can take weeks or even months to stop.
	11:11am Sam: Also chugging apple cider will do the trick
	11:11am G: Whoever cleans the station toilet has extra work this week.
	11:11am efd: Whoever wins the vinyl killer can come down to one of our Second Saturday record sales to pick up some cheap LPs to ruin with it.
	11:11am Doobois: Shaving Fun Ken > Sickly Pukey Ken
	11:11am dday: After reading these sickness comments I feel as healthy as Jack Lalanne. All joking aside, Ken, take care of this. I had a duodenal ulcer that caused me lots of issues years ago. Endoscopy found it, antibiotics cured it.
	11:11am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Kent's predilection for anus probably gave him Hep A
	11:12am alanSixº: all i know is when ken was cooking those crab cakes the kitchen smelled like vomit before he ate them
	🚽 11:12am Glistener MW: thanks, EFD! I assume there's too-many Nana Mouskouri records on hand, like every vinyl dollar-bin ever.
	11:13am Photoline: Barfs on 45
	11:13am Bad drugs: Or not. Never mind
	11:13am chresti: I get nauseous if I haven't eaten for a long time, emergenC in a big glass of water fixes it. Also ginger.
	11:13am tony a: i listen for hours to the fund raising drivel. i must find it entertaining... peace.
	🚽 11:13am Handy Haversack: 100 percent unretouched footage live from the fourth-floor bathroom at WFMU right now. <---
	11:13am (((Murakami Whywolf): Someone donate a copy of the "Casino Royale" soundtrack album and have the winner of the Vinyl Killer play it on-air, preferably for the finale.
	11:14am Juli: Tony A No likie Squid tho
	11:14am Hugo (NL): Hi everyone! what's the premise of today's marathon show? All the listeners get drunk? Or is there a special stunt by Ken/Matt?
	11:14am Colin in Durham England: Houseplants! Very glad you like this. I wish you’d play Wet Leg though…. Alan and Michele both loved it on first listen. They’re gonna be massive
	11:15am bb: oh yea... luv Vicki...pretty sure i did a phone room shift w/ her for ken's show 900 years ago.. lucky win for me!
	11:15am F᙭F᙭ (: Ken, Just in case, can we bring forward that Tales From Topographic Oceans 3-hour special next week?
	🚽 11:15am Glistener MW: Squid!!! <3 can't wait to see them live someday
	11:15am Bad drugs: Todays stunt is a differential diagnosis of Staysh
	11:15am Marie: Remember, health is wealth (as we all shell out big bucks for healthcare)
	11:15am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Finally a song about about the real heroes
	11:16am Colin in Durham England: @Marie lol you might
	11:16am F᙭F᙭ (: Hugo (NL), Today's show is about pledging to keep WFMU (and Ken) alive.
	11:16am Juli: Houseplants agreed
	11:16am queems: love a song about house plante
	11:16am tony a: is it cool to have an avatar or just self agrandisement?
	11:16am Colin in Durham England: @Marie sorry that was very insensitive, I’ve had a drink
	🚽 11:17am Glistener MW: Someone, please resurrect Mort Garson to do a moog cover of Squid's "Houseplants".
	11:17am Lizardner Dave !: Bob Dylan can't believe the news he just heard about Ken Freedman.
	11:17am Photoline: Air sickness bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you
	11:17am βrian: @Hugo: The theme is "stroopwafels as a substitute for heart medications."
	11:17am Yes: morning all
	11:18am queems: @colin we're all crying in deductible
	11:18am Hugo (NL): Ah, So Bob Dylan comes over to the station and will play the special pre-recorded Ken broadcast? Is it under safety glass as well?
	11:18am tony a: what is the name of that bad highschool band bed music ken plays? is it peter gabriel?
	11:19am Hydroplane: Love Supercar, nice to hear it played
	🚽 11:19am DjLorraine: 7.3 earthquake hit Japan
	🚽 11:19am Glistener MW: !!! Jesus Christ Supercar!
	11:19am annette: BARTENDER, I WANT ONE FOR THE ROAD. then, i find myself puking at the curb
	11:19am Brendan: @Ken just a long shot but if you’re vomiting like 3-4 hrs after eating meat or dairy, it could be the alpha-galactose 2 allergy caused by a bite from a tick or chigger some time ago . Typically abates after two years.
	🚽 11:20am Ken From Hyde Park: Any potassium iodide on the chopping block?
	11:21am Photoline: Cinnabon Grrrl
	11:21am Marie: @Colin, well, here's a lot of wonderful, unique things about living in the USA. I honestly wouldn't want to live anywhere else
	11:22am Juli: Ugh Annoy Rock :( That and that Classic Rock N Roll shite drives me cray tbh Sorries
	11:22am Marie: here=there .... @).
	11:22am tony a: gotta mix it up...
	🚽 11:23am Krys O.: Anecdotal health advice for gastric troubles: The UK formula of Gaviscon Advance is highly recommended to treat reflux. www.nhs.uk...
	🚽 11:23am Handy Haversack: Only $4K left to get the station to 60 percent. Do it for what's left of Ken!
	11:24am Polly.: Matt - if needed, play freebird and give Ken 9 minutes to recover
	11:24am ¿¡: A lot of these doctors today are just a bunch of rich daddy's boy or girl that payed their way off through college as they partied. People today aren't like the ones from yesterday year, when the majority of them had a genuine understanding of what they study and learned in what their particular field of major was. The odds are pretty good that Ken just got a party boy doctor.
	11:24am Hugo (NL): Or give him some Toxic
	11:24am Yes: oh yes
	11:25am Lewis: turns out Killdozer is a hot item on discogs...
	🚽 11:25am -жеи: Juli, bitching about Killdozer is not permitted. I will let it slide this one time
	11:25am morphe': As an old Jewish guy/character said to me : "YA GOTTA TAKE THE BITTER WITH THE SOUR..." ps "Born to Kvetch" is a great book of Yiddish-isms...
	11:25am Photoline: Maynie Maynie
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: LOL!!! This is wonderful. Bowie and Ricky Gervais, that is.
	🚽 11:26am Webhamster Henry: Pug! Pug!
	11:27am Juli: Sorry Ken Ken Will not happen again 💚
	🚽 11:27am Glistener MW: I only recently found out that "Killdozer" was also a movie and a Marvel comic. I now hope to find Killdozer-related media everywhere, including hopefully seeing a ballet recital someday
	11:27am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Pug pug Pug pug
	11:27am annette: throw out your microwave ovens. been a lot healthier using a humble toaster oven. everything tastes better.
	11:27am word: This is one of my favorite Bowie songs
	11:27am Juli: This is making me real happy tho lol Thank you My soul is happy at the nostalgia
	11:27am βrian: I thought Killdozer was a village in the west of Ireland.
	11:27am Dayffid: One of Gervais’ few post office funny moments.
	🚽 11:28am AnAnonymousParty: I don't know what kind of fishing that guy in the diagram is doing ... and maybe I don't wanna.
	11:28am P-90: PLEDGE NOW! for MORE KILLDOZER and MORE NANA MOUSKOURI!
	11:28am Dayffid: In my worthless option at least
	11:28am tony a: just for one day....
	🚽 11:28am MasterofPuberty: Me in the poo hat from that giant toilet photo@ bit.ly...
	11:29am Marie: Great scene!
	🚽 11:29am Erin in TO: I want to hear more of Matt singing about the little fat man
	11:29am efd: I never would have guessed Jim Price! I was thinking Irwin.
	🚽 11:30am Krys O.: There's a proctologist on YouTube who shares advice on how to calm an "angry anus."
	11:30am morphe': Is Dennis Diken a drummer, yes?
	11:31am (Murakami Whywolf))): Look on YouTube™ for David Bowie's impression of David Bowie.
	11:31am tinyass: IM DA LIFE LEACH
	11:31am Joe Ray: According to my own Dr. Bozich you might want to try some Ensure for basic nutrition, Gatorade for hydration and maybe ginger for nausea. Candied ginger can work well for nausea
	11:32am tinyass: or the life lich
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Yes, Dennis Diken IS a drummer and a fabulous one.
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Jim Price IS a drummer too and a fabulous one.
	11:32am ¿¡: Quote, Fat man wearing a little coat.- CF
	🚽 11:32am David (in London): Angry Anus is the name of my new hardcore band. Handy is on vocals, in full-on Rollins mode. Our first album 'Faeces Crises' is out soon.
	11:34am tinyass: id like to go to the life beach.
	11:34am Sam: Every bat I ever met was a total sweetheart
	11:35am Lewis: white nose syndrome
	🚽 11:35am David (in London): Release the bats.
	11:35am Sam: Isn't there an ointment for that?
	11:35am Photoline: Bat-a-Ranch
	11:35am morphe': David van der Stoke - better check the copyright on that name ... Speaking of HH .. noticeably absent today???
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: That's more proof that bedbugs are also a mental-health issue. Pledge to save the bats!
	11:36am Carmichael: David, I would like to jump in on speed metal harp, if that's ok.
	11:36am Dayffid: Can you visit the bat ranch?
	11:36am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Is Ken’s blood is rushing to Matt’s face?
	11:36am morphe': Wow Handy !!! Right on cue!!!!
	11:36am Marie: Might ranch dressing help the bats?
	11:36am F᙭F᙭ (: David, The Badgermin wants to join Angry Anus. He did vocals in Anal Badgers for context.
	11:37am G: The infamous New Paltz Room.
	11:37am Sam: New Paltz is a sordid little town
	11:37am queems: the gunks!
	11:37am ¿¡: Whatever became of the white nose syndrome bats, does it still exist or did it go away?
	🚽 11:37am Handy Haversack: David, it's my cri de cul.
	🚽 11:37am David (in London): Carmichael, can't wait to have you in the studio man. FoFo, of course, I took that for granted. Love the Anal Badgers album. morphester, yo!
	11:37am Sam: How are the DJ's supposed to get all the way up there? There's no path train.
	11:38am G: Is it worse than Poughkeepsie?
	11:38am annette: how bout AAA : anal angry anus
	🚽 11:38am Webhamster Henry: I used to live in New Paltz: not too bad! Town & Gown issues though.
	11:38am Androu B.: @David Last night on Morricone Island, I gave P-90 an idea for a band name: Teenage Harrison
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Robert from Buffalo is in the zone!
	🚽 11:39am ifeelfatnsassy: Is this the rudest time to be sharing diarrhea lady sounds?
	🚽 11:39am Webhamster Henry: This show is hitting me up a treat.
	11:40am chresti: 2 pledges away to 150!
	🚽 11:40am David (in London): annette, like that. Massive logo / merch possibilities there. I'm putting you in charge. Androu, I think you need to form that band immediately.
	11:41am mndave: If only I could lose 15 pounds and fit into my ocular-assaulting red/blue Treasure Mammal t-shirt from 2007
	11:41am SeaCreature: One of the vinyl killer stickers looks suspiciously like latter day Glen Jones (even tho it’s from like 15 years ago)
	11:41am F᙭F᙭ (: Tell us about last Friday, Diarrhea Gentleman.
	11:41am dday: According to The NDA (The National Deer Association) Deer wasting disease is possibly related to Covid-19 in humans. White nose syndrome was a problem for some humans & was very prevalent in the 1980's, particularly in the music business. Now most suffer from brown nose syndrome.
	11:42am Marie: I love treasure mammal
	11:42am ¿¡: There's a right time for sharing diarrhea lady sounds ?
	11:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): ¿¡: I'm _not_ recommending that we do it again, but the '20s-'50sʼ anti-Jewish quotas in medical schools is largely responsible for their great reputation—only (roughly) the top 10% of Jewish pre-med students could go on to medical school; in cliché, at least, the rest became angry dentists. The same went for black and Asian doctors, but they weren't as well-known outside their communities due to even greater general prejudice against them.
	11:42am morphe': Noticed Daisy's/Ken's shirt does not come in kids...
	11:42am annette: @androu. im granting you all the rights. hope you bring in enough money to have your own distillery someday.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: That National Deer Association has its finger (hoof?) on the pulse of the music business!
	11:43am Devon E. Levins: what was that bowie bed music under the last break??
	11:43am Sam: My doctor doesn't seem to care much about my problems. He always kinds of shrugs, like, I've seen worse...
	🚽 11:44am -жеи: Devon, that was "Rockabye Baby Ensemble" doing "Heroes"
	11:44am F᙭F᙭ (: Treasure MammaL NO! I'm pretty sure it was Uncle Charles.
	11:45am YETI BOB: I asked my urologist if I should drink more water. He said "If you want to". I told him "I mostly only drink coffee and beer, is that OK?" and he said it was fine.
	🚽 11:45am Glistener MW: Treasure Mammal are national treasure mammals. <3
	11:45am Steve from Dunwoody: 40 ounces!
	11:45am Androu B.: Hi there, Devon!
	11:46am Hubig Pie: Ya gotta wash them, wash them filthy clothes. these guys were my neighbors
	11:46am Rob Lowebrau: Yeah, Handy Haversack! Lovin' it ... actually been tuning in for a little over two years, and finally able to donate to the coolest station I know!
	11:46am F᙭F᙭ (: Wowza, an old classic Ken tune: Morning 40 Federation.
	11:46am Devon E. Levins: Hi there, Androu B!
	11:46am Steve from Dunwoody: @HubigPie: Were they ever upright?
	11:47am Trey: MORNING 40 FEDERATION!!!! YES!!!!
	11:47am Sam: Aw, I missed this one!
	11:48am Sam: What would really take me back is some 386 DX
	11:48am Photoline: If you can afford porn, you can afford to pledge to WFMU. Think of it as partial redemption.
	11:49am morphe': Yeti - went to my doc who I did not visit for 20 years for an odd ongoing neurological twitch/spasm question... He was aghast when I told him 3 espresso breakfast, beer in the afternoon and 2-3 glasses of wine with dinner .... joie de vivre!!
	11:49am Wenzo Toad: @Yeti Bob Id get a second opinion haha
	11:49am Hubig Pie: Steve from D. , some more so than others. A couple got married, one was fired early for bein' too drunk for the 40's
	11:49am Roberto: This really takes me back to '03-'04.
	11:49am Steve from Dunwoody: Thx and Roops!
	11:50am Carmichael: Sorry Photo, porn is free (a friend told me). But that should not slow down the frequency or dollar amount of pledging to th' MU.
	11:51am morphe': Thanks Ken, Matt and all !!!
	11:51am drr: Tuned in in time for Morning 40. Hometown boys!
	11:51am Hydroplane: do you have to notify your neighbors if you move somewhere that you "wrangle babies"?
	11:52am Ochre Ogre: Haven't heard if there's going to be a Hoof & Mouth gig Sunday night in Monty Hall, any body know?
	🚽 11:52am Krys O.: @Ochre Ogre: It will not be open to the public.
	11:53am morphe': Ochre Ogre: The gig is on but staff only.. Haven't heard if there's going to be a Hoof & Mouth gig Sunday night in Monty Hall, any body know?
	11:53am Rob Lowebrau: Hey all...can someone tell me the call letters of the sister station that Ken mentioned earlier?
	11:53am ¿¡: Thank you for listening to WFMU, please watch the gap as you exit. And keep all appendages clear of The chopping block.
	11:54am Hubig Pie: drr, do they still do the occasional gig ?
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: You're a real trooper, Ken, for putting on such a great show while feeling so bad! Many thanks to you and L'il Baby Wrangler Warwick! Feel better! Stay alive! WFMU 5EVA! Hasta la proxima, FXFX, Androu B.!
	11:54am sydnius: steenkin badgers
	🚽 11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: As long as the badge icons aren't relegated to be NFTs.
	11:55am F᙭F᙭ (: Nos vemos, Handy! nice to read you even if it was only for 2 out of 3 hours!
	11:55am Polly.: or make the badges into pins, and you can put them anywhere!
	11:56am Wenzo Toad: I used to live in Hazel Park! by the race track
	🚽 11:56am Handy Haversack: Erin in TO! Stay Freeform, pals!
	11:56am drr: Hubig Pie: I think they do an occasional New Year's Eve reunion.
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): Thanks Ken. Later lunatics.
	11:57am Stillwell Coney Islander: Thanks Ken! Get well soon. Because you have to!
	🚽 11:57am Erin in TO: @Handy speak my name and I appear
	🚽 11:58am Glistener MW: Thanks for another stellar marathon morning, Ken+Matt!
	11:58am Bad drugs: Go home Ken and get the rest Feel better dude
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken, Matt, and all! Feel better soon, Ken.
	11:58am Hugo (NL): take care, Ken! tnx for babysitting him, Matt!
	🚽 11:58am Erin in TO: Thanks Ken & Matt! You both rock!
	11:58am βrian: Mary Wing is standing by on the Drummer Stream, if that's your thing: wfmu.org...
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: That's practical magic right there, Erin!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thanks boys! Feeling your pain, Ken. Been sick with food poisoning since 2am. Take care of yourself and feel better!
	11:58am Bas NL: Thanks Ken & Matt!
	11:59am F᙭F᙭ (: The 'Pledge, I'm Dying' Operation Donation was a big success, Ken! Congrats!
	🚽 11:59am DjLorraine: Thanks Radio people
	🚽 11:59am Erin in TO: @Handy the only type of magic I have hah
	11:59am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken & Matt!
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanx, M. Freedform Man, "MC Daddy Garbage", and all the Freebirds of FMU's faithful! Keep those phones ringing & give 'til it MegaHerz! Hasta Luego, FXFX, Handy, TDK60!
	11:59am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken and Matt! Till next episode! Take care and remember Diahrreea Lady!
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: Sunday Sunday Sunday Night!!!
	12:00pm Talking Egg: Show is over! Clear the area. NOW!
	12:01pm Ochre Ogre: Sunday Sunday Sunday Night!!!
	12:05pm FriendlyPie: Tell HyperDose to go home, Egg. The WC in the torture room isn't working and I don't want any diahrrea incident.
	1:05pm Photoline: BOWLing for dollars
	1:08pm AndyBoBanders: Juli - if you came here to listen to music you like you came to the wrong place
	6:31pm geoff: Bring on the WWJ merch!

Ken: Playlist from March 16, 2022

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Come for the peace and tranquility; stay for the guttural screaming.

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March 16, 2022: Marathon 2022 Week Two with MC Daddy Garbage

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The Trust Us Its Music T-shirt, by Daisy Freedman. Yours for a pledge (at the "Pledge Now" link above) of $75 or more!

The World's Worst Turntable, aka "The Vinyl Killer," today's grand prize which could be yours for a pledge of $75 or more. It comes complete with a set of WFMU-specific stickers to decorate it with.

Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Crash	Vaughan's Ballad "Vaughan's Ballad" by "Crash"
Mueran Humanos	El Circulo "El Circulo" by "Mueran Humanos"				0:08:25 (Pop-up)
Fat Freddy	Theme 10 From The Untitled Album				0:13:26 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: The Mam'Selles	Mack The Knife feat.. Luca Brassi			This is the Prize Up On the Bloody Chopping Block Right Now! $20 or more at 800-989-9368 / wfmu.org and it could be yours!	0:19:08 (Pop-up)
Turing Machine	(Got My) Rock Pants On	A New Machine for Living			0:33:54 (Pop-up)
Prisonshake	Eisbaer "Eisbaer" by "Prisonshake"				0:40:29 (Pop-up)
Pussy Riot	Putin Lights up the Fires!!!				0:43:35 (Pop-up)

Popul Vuh	Huter Der Schwelle ("Chasing The Prog Pig With a Hatchet")	Cafe Exil: New Adventures in European Music 1972-1980		This is the prize now up on the block!	1:00:49 (Pop-up)
DJ Cummerbund	Play That Funky Music Rammstein				1:04:53 (Pop-up)
Fanny	Hey Bulldog "Hey Bulldog" by "Fanny"				1:07:53 (Pop-up)
S.Y.P.H.	Oh, How To Do Now "Oh, How To Do Now" by "S.Y.P.H."	Silver Monk Time: A Tribute To The Monks			1:11:20 (Pop-up)
Devo	"Devo"				1:15:26 (Pop-up)
Flex Unger	Why Are We Fighting? "Why Are We Fighting?" by "Flex Unger"				1:38:16 (Pop-up)
People Like Us	Break Me, Break My Horse	Don't Think Right, It's All Twice	Cutting Hedge		1:43:02 (Pop-up)
Porest	The Parallel Broadcasts ("Down With Culture" Excerpt)	Optimized!			1:46:20 (Pop-up)
The Eggnyet Twins	Blue Bell Knolka				1:51:02 (Pop-up)

Squid	Houseplants "Houseplants" by "Squid"				2:11:20 (Pop-up)
Supercar	Lucky "Lucky" by "Supercar"				2:16:42 (Pop-up)
Killdozer	Cinnamon Girl "Cinnamon Girl" by "Killdozer"	Snake Boy			2:19:44 (Pop-up)
R. Stevie Moore	Pledge Your Money				2:23:03 (Pop-up)

Treasure Mammal	Chillionaire "Chillionaire" by "Treasure Mammal"	Grammy Nominated		The Prize up now! $20 or more at 800-989-9368 to get into the running for it	2:40:21 (Pop-up)
Morning 40 Federation	Stinky "Stinky" by "Morning 40 Federation"	You My Brother			2:44:31 (Pop-up)
Devo	"Devo"				2:48:35 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 8:33am Ken From Hyde Park: Enter Garbageman!
	8:58am Marley P. Dogg: How big of a pledge to play Heavy Metal?
	8:58am Androu B.: Good Morning, Mr. Freedform Man, "Wacky" Warwick, Ken From Hyde Park, and all the Freaky Freebirds of the Woof-Moo faithful, both here and abroad! And for the record, I phoned in my pledge during ARB's show Monday.
	🚽 8:58am Krys O.: Hallooooo!
	🚽 8:59am Handy Haversack: Happy Marathon, Ken, Matt, and all the Freed Forms! I'm thinking Dubious Footwear for a visual motif, given Matt's proclivities. ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:00am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	9:01am G: Maybe the station hits 60% this shift...
	9:01am Lizardner Dave !: FELDER FELDER FELDER!!!!
	9:02am queems: howdy smk & matt ww
	9:02am unpopularfred: worst Freebird cover yet
	9:02am Androu B.: HAGAR HAGAR HAGAR!!!!
	🚽 9:03am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken! All! Gotta hit the showers but wanted to show up for the intro...
	🚽 9:04am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH Or Carrot Cake! CARROT CAKE THEME PLEASE.
	9:04am Androu B.: Welcome Krys O., G, queems, Threemoons!
	9:04am TDK60: Good morning, Ken and Matt.
	9:05am Androu B.: Welcome, TDK60!
	9:05am nathan: lol ok... does that little volkswagen work the way i think it does? and does it actually work? (besides the vinyl destruction of course)
	🚽 9:05am Webhamster Henry: Wow the return of the Vinyl Killer Bus!
	🚽 9:06am Webhamster Henry: @nathan maybe Ken can demonstrate it on the show.
	9:06am Androu B.: And U 2, Lizardner Dave & WH!
	🚽 9:07am Erin in TO: On Monday I saw the movie Heavy Metal for the first time ever, and the Felder made me so nostalgic for the old days on Garbage Time
	9:07am TDK60: Hola, Androu B.
	9:08am McGroovey: "What do you call that noise that you put on?"
	9:08am Androu B.: ¡VENGA UNO, VENGA TODOS!
	🚽 9:08am Vivian: Is this the drumbeat from Kate Bush's 'Running Up that Hill'?
	9:10am Pale Son: I feel like I'm enjoying this music unironically. What is going on?
	9:11am YETI BOB: Extra points to anyone who can identify the LP in the "Vinyl Killer" photo up top. Something on the Radar label but I can't quite make out the title.
	9:11am melinda: Hello Ken & Matt & others. Nice kick-off tune.
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Morning friends!
	9:13am Androu B.: Oh spit, that's gotta be drug money, I just know it.
	9:13am McGroovey: Ken should do an "irony on" patch.
	9:14am Daybreak: I think this was the music that was playing for the tiney speakers in the facility with the flickering fluorescent lights that I was running through in my nightmare last week.
	9:14am ¿¡: 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝕶𝖊𝖓.
	🚽 9:14am Erin in TO: It's clearly a picture of Ken's office
	9:15am Dave Conehead: 👍
	9:16am Androu B.: Welcome, Erin, melinda, McGroovey, Daybreak!
	9:18am Glistener MW: @Daybreak: ah, so that was YOU I was chasing through the dreamscape with these oversized barber-shears! ^_^
	🚽 9:18am Rich in Washington: mornin' Ken! Hello everybodeez!
	9:18am Androu B.: And 2 U 2, Pale Son, Yeti Bob, Vivian, & ¿¡!
	🚽 9:19am Erin in TO: Fun fact: Ken ONLY plays music that has been pulled from the nightmares of his listeners
	9:20am Androu B.: Welcome MW & Rich!
	🚽 9:21am Handy Haversack: Some of these listeners have some pretty groovy nightmares! To whoever keeps dreaming of bagpipes: my thanks! Blow, dead Luca, blow! Your pneuma is the Voice of the Egg!
	9:21am Glistener MW: morning, Androu + all!
	9:22am McGroovey: I actually want actual bagpipes. I wonder what they cost?
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: They are not cheap, McGroovey, but our veterinarian was telling me that you get great sound from the electric version and that it's the best way to learn.
	🚽 9:23am lazy pierogi: good morning ken, matt, egg, and all the faithful freaks
	9:23am YETI BOB: McGroovey: You mean what they cost you in dollars, or in friends?
	9:24am John in Phoenixville: Ken, sorry to correct you on The Godfather trivia, but Morgana King, who played Mama Corleone, made many albums too!
	9:24am G: @Erin in TO: So some of the record library is actually stored in listeners' brains?
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: John in Phoenixville: But she made them while still alive, which is basically cheating.
	9:25am YETI BOB: (I actually like bagpipes, sorry)
	🚽 9:25am Erin in TO: @G I'm not sure of the exact science, but my understanding is that the nightmares of listeners actually summon the records to the WFMU library directly
	9:26am McGroovey: MattW's supposed relative is Richard S. Castellano. He died in North Bergen. As people do. en.wikipedia.org...
	🚽 9:27am MasterofPuberty: I've seen one of those Japanese VW record toys at the Vintage Radio & Communications Museum of CT!
	9:27am Polly.: electric bagpipes! who knew?
	9:29am McGroovey: @YETI BOB Hmmm both, i guess
	9:29am SeaCreature: My vinyl killer is still mint in the box
	9:29am John in Phoenixville: @Handy: Gotcha. I missed that nuance in the criteria.
	9:30am Efrem: Wait, you don't mean Highland Park, NJ do you? Because I know someone who set a whole lab table on fire in that same building!
	9:31am A Bee: This story is worth 75$ alone!
	9:31am sydnius: /nerd er em chlorate
	9:31am Barney Grubbs: Probably a perchlorate or nitrate (or maybe nitrogen triiodide?). Potassium phosphate is not particularly exciting.
	9:32am Efrem: Ha!
	9:32am Marley P. Dogg: Ken Heisenberg Freedman
	🚽 9:32am Glistener MW: "I should've become a meth cook"-- to be fair, we don't know for a fact that he isn't!
	9:33am Listener Sean In Long Valley NJ: Damn station manager ken. Playing tunes that are sooo good but stump Shazam! The kickoff tune by Crash, Vaugn's Ballad was fantastic. I was convinced it was Eno.
	9:33am Efrem: How have I been listening to this show for twelve years and didn't know we grew up in the same town?
	9:33am morphe': Wow .. 2 of a kind ...I had a crazy HS Chem teacher at Xaverian in Bklyn .. I thought you were describing him !!! People said he had some sort of chemical poisoning .. was not Tourette's but was constantly muttering to himself and spoke in repetition of threes...
	🚽 9:34am -жеи: Yes maybe it was Potassium Nitrate? It was a cakey white powder
	9:34am annette: local musician played his pipes at my dads funeral about 20 years ago. would not accept any money. will never forget.
	9:35am Wenzo Toad: Maarrnin Kaaeeen
	9:37am ¿¡: ᎯℕⅅℛᎾU ℬ @9:¹8, Ꭿℕⅅ Ꭿ ℋᎾᏇⅅᎽ ²U².
	9:38am annette: btw. love every DJ giving their heart to us. hard to pick favs. but hope my monthly pledge touches all.
	🚽 9:39am Glistener MW: my 11th Grade chemistry teacher had a similar story to that Smitty one, but in their case a flaming lump went flying towards the students when the teacher frantically tried to put it out, landing on a kid's head and burning a small indentation down into his scalp and permanently destroying the hair follicles there. The teacher added "thankfully this was before everyone sued each other over every little thing."
	9:40am Stanley: Are rock pants a prize?
	🚽 9:41am Handy Haversack: Burn a Student for Science has always been my favorite carnival game. Sure, you know it's rigged, but it's still a good time. Prize is the Mam'Selles, Stanley.
	9:41am Barney Grubbs: Potassium nitrate generally needs something mixed with it (sugar, starch) and some flame (and then it will make a lot of smoke. But now I'm just ruining a good story.
	🚽 9:42am Webhamster Henry: And then there's the "drop-the-sodium-in-the-toilet" prank. What more do you need to make STEM popular?
	9:42am Androu B.: @Handy I once had, not exactly a nightmare, but more like what you could call a "dark dream"/vision (more like an episode; maybe I was channeling someone else's POV), vivid as day, about being in "da hood", where I saw two black guys who looked suspiciously like drug dealers, one of them wearing the customary doo-rag across the head. So they then entered into what I presume was the apartment of the one with the doo-rag. At the end of the dream/vision, everyone was ducking down and hiding out in what looked like a bedroom, presumably because they were worried the police were just outside. The doo-ragged one had a gun in his hand (but not pointed towards my POV, from which I was presumably against the wall where the window faced the street) and was gesturing to move silently out of the way while keeping out of sight. That's where the dream/vision ended and I woke up.
	9:44am YETI BOB: WHH: 'drop-the-sodium-in-the-Charles-River' if you went to MIT
	9:44am steveo: Good morning. I have already deleted without posting 10 comments about Alan Turing.
	🚽 9:44am Handy Haversack: That just proves you're human, steveo. But Androu B., what music was playing?
	9:46am steveo: I won't forget my second wind
	9:46am Jesse: Hooligans!
	9:46am Androu B.: No music. It was just talking at the beginning, then dead silence at the end.
	9:46am YETI BOB: steveo: do you know about the time Alan Turing requistioned gallons of gin, to use for cooling computer circuits? He claimed it was the perfect material, with exactly the right properties ... www.thinkbrg.com...
	9:47am Barney Grubbs: just don't make the mistake of substituting potassium for sodium
	9:47am steveo: lol, no I don't remember hearing that
	9:47am βrian: Church music!
	9:47am McGroovey: SOMEONE SHOULD DO THIS PUSSY RIOT SONG in the HoofibMouth!
	9:47am ¿¡: Պ✺Իḙ тḙᾰḉℏḙԻ ṧт✺Ի!ḙṧ ṧՊ кḙℵṽ!ℓ
	🚽 9:48am Erin in TO: That Putin gif is freaking me out
	9:48am Wenzo Toad: was that really Dr. K?
	9:48am McGroovey: I don't really sound much like Dr Kevorkian, do I?
	9:50am βrian: The "bag boy?"
	9:51am Daybreak: -жеи & Matt, Yesterday, I asked Olivia to ask Matt to tell the story of garbage time changing to donut time and various other ____ time for a period of time due to some feud that you and Matt were having. Olivia very kindly told me to ask the two of you to tell the story today during your show. She thought that would be very fun! Story time please!
	9:51am medson: I didn’t know dogs pledged. I thought they created Columbia House Accounts.
	9:52am holland oats: don't forget authoritarian ken
	9:52am Stanley: There was S&M Ken
	9:52am Marley P. Dogg: Santos L. hopper
	9:53am Androu B.: I had a really cool science teacher in middle school who founded a dojo after he retired. Never heard from him again after the dojo closed down.
	9:53am McGroovey: Actually, maybe Dr Kevorkian should cover that Pussy Riot song?
	9:55am Wenzo Toad: you could loop piggies for 9 minutes
	9:56am Daybreak: Donut time Story time please! Story time please! Story time please!
	9:56am morphe': Redux...Crazy Chem teacher at Xaverian Bklyn - Brother Louis ... just remembered, he moved around really fast and was always sweating and he constantly wiped/patted his forehead with his tie.. He kept all the windows open so we had to go to our lockers and get our coats before class. And, just remembering, I do not think we ever used the adjacent lab ??/ He was probably prohibited???
	9:56am Glistener MW: and then it happened!!! Boy, was our collective-face a collective-red.
	9:57am ¿¡: ฅརgཏ₮ ₮ཏཛ ཏཛf₮ƴ ཏཛf₮ƴ ๖རg ๖๑ƴ ๖ཛ ๑སཛ ๑f ₮ཏཛฅ ?
	9:57am Dayffid: There is a third way to pronounce gif.
	9:58am βrian: Ghee whiz!
	9:58am FOO: "GOOF"?
	9:58am medson: Hard G makes most sense since. Graphic is hard G it’s not Jraphic
	9:58am Hydroplane: Getting bent out of shape about BS is the lifeblood for a successful Twitter profile
	9:58am Glistener MW: I now pronounce them like “ih” — with a silent G and silent F.
	9:59am Dayffid: I actually always pronounced the I the same way you pronounce the I in Ice.
	10:00am Androu B.: Choosy formatters choose gifs.
	10:01am βrian: Say, I sent a SFL question to Joe McG re setting up push payments to a routing number. Is this possible?
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Oooo, this is a nice prize!
	10:01am Glistener MW: Yesss! 🎺 thank you!
	🚽 10:01am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Brian may work, but yeah, Joe McG is your man IIRC>
	🚽 10:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Graphics Interchange Format or Geezers In Freezers?
	🚽 10:02am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I owe up to being old enough to remember that little VW record player.
	10:02am Wenzo Toad: play some Sushi Rock next
	10:02am courtneynoir: Make Putin stop side-eying me like we have a secret
	10:02am muckgeist: Is it just me, or when you bring up the pledge page during the NOW of KEN, it defaults to crediting Todd-o-phonic Todd? Did Todd-o-Todd hack Ken with a phishing scheme and is stealing all the glory?
	10:03am dale: soundtrack to coeur de verre.
	10:03am Glistener MW: “Popol Vuh” — another subject for contentious pronunciation. Scienticians say that if anyone were ever to create a PopolVuh.gif, it would rend our universe asunder.
	10:03am Juli: My phone did die right as you were about to announce me pledge::::I will go back and listen but Ty guyss Lil tear
	🚽 10:03am Handy Haversack: Comes up Ken for me, muckgeist.
	10:04am YETI BOB: Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather
	10:04am steveo: my son's high school's (unreadably long) daily email alert starts off with a SPOTLIGHT for IRISH HERITAGE MONTH: MAUREEN O'HARA Irish Actress
	10:05am Androu B.: @Ken From Hyde Park Please don't bring up the subject of cryogenics. You'll only help perpetuate that rumor about Disney (who's remains, incidentally, was cremated).
	10:05am dale: had to get in on that...
	10:06am Daybreak: I really enjoyed the video 5 years ago about the JGif pronouncement debate. This PBS Idea Channel was a great channel while it lasted: youtu.be...
	10:06am muckgeist: Ahhhhhh, I was clicking on the Yo La Tango pledge link by accidenty for convenience!!! I am not aware of my surroundings!!!
	10:06am Dayffid: What! Since I was a youngster I have believed Walts head was in a freezer. You mean it was a lies?
	10:07am dug: where does he even find this stuff?
	10:07am Hydroplane: Krautfunk
	10:07am YETI BOB: Dayffid: It's in a special freezer, underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
	10:07am queems: pretty funky
	10:07am courtneynoir: I think it just finds him
	10:07am steveo: in the future, freshly minted humans will rise from urns of ashes like phoenixes
	10:07am Adam West Coaster: Finally, “Metallica’s “Blackened” with bass!
	10:09am YETI BOB: (and Clay's recorder is a flute he found in a dumpster outside a Jethro Tull show in Butte, MT, after Ian Anderson threw it out in a fit of pique)
	10:09am Mike D.: DJ CUMMERBUND is an unheralded genius of our times.
	10:10am Wenzo Toad: @YB no shit? I missed that origin story
	10:10am McGroovey: I've been on the phone since 6 am, and I woke up at 4, so call and make the phone ring or I might fall asleep!
	10:10am Roberto: Better than the Beatles.
	10:11am Dayffid: Yeti bob - thank you! I feel more secure knowing that
	🚽 10:11am Webhamster Henry: Bulldog doesn't get a lot of covers!
	10:11am steveo: those howls must be on the sheet music because they were in the exact right spot
	10:12am Dayffid: This might just be my favorite all time Beetle song. I thing there is a great Alice cooper version too if I remember correctly
	🚽 10:12am DjLorraine: Does that make it a fanny cover?
	10:12am morphe': Yeti - don't know if ya saw my message the other day ..Trouble was thanking you for starting and maintaining the BookList ..
	10:12am F᙭F᙭ (: Hi, Egg, Ken, Matt and friends! Why no one told me show started an hour earlier than usual?!
	10:13am YETI BOB: ah, missed that morphe' - thanks for bringing it to my attention, i'll go back in time and listen!
	10:14am morphe': Fanny - Hey Bulldog - is that on Scott's Premium ... "women covers that are better than the original..."
	10:14am McGroovey: The Alice Cooper version was on a comp called "Butchering the Beatles: A Headbashing Tribute "
	10:15am ryan taylor: I pledged $75 but it went to all WFMU not Ken’s show. I wanted to be in the running for the vinyl destroyer…!!!!
	10:15am morphe': A Full Mouse ($365 =$1 a day) gets ya 6 Ts if so desired and other stuff !! Wake McGrovveeeeyyy Up! 800.989.9368
	10:15am Juli: Can we pay for no more egg tho:: Just wondering….
	10:16am Matt Warwick: I gotchu Ryan!
	10:16am Juli: Nice Ryan! Hehe
	10:17am YETI BOB: ryan: email joe mcgasko, he may be able to fix that for you
	10:17am Dayffid: I love Fanny
	10:18am nathan: i learned about Fanny the other day on Michele's show. they rip
	10:18am YETI BOB: ryan: nevermind, Matt's got ya. juli: I would pay for MORE EGG!
	10:18am morphe': F᙭F᙭ (: amerika clocks went ahead last Sunday...
	10:18am Sam: I love that beer can be conscious. Panpsychism in action!
	10:19am Juli: Lols Food just grosses me out tbh::::legit To each their own tho.....for the most part.... :}
	10:19am morphe': DST... [still needs House vote] https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-senate-approves-bill-that-would-make-daylight-savings-time-permanent-2023-2022-03-15/
	10:20am P-90: Breaking News: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy just addressed a joint session of the US Congress, imploring the people of America and the world to PLEDGE TO WFMU and get in the running for awesome prizes!
	10:20am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, morphe'. I read in the news that won't ever happen again in the USA from 2023.
	10:20am ChukAmok: Just keep the talking pie thing out of sight, and out of my dreams.
	10:20am Yanny: Fanny is weirdly represented at Disneyworld in line for the Aerosmith ride.
	10:21am P-90: Can’t beat the talking eggs tho
	10:21am F᙭F᙭ (: Juli, Why? The Egg loves you
	10:21am Juli: Talking Egg is fine Just vommy about it.
	10:21am Sam: My pledges have strings attached. They're just very hard to see.
	🚽 10:21am PaulRobeson1920: Takin it off here, egg. Putting it on here, egg
	10:21am morphe': F᙭F᙭ (: still needs a vote in the other chamber "The House". probably yes???
	10:21am Juli: Djs do not seem happy rn :( Bbs okee?
	10:21am YETI BOB: Sam: If you could somehow combine the words "zymurgy" and "panpsychism" that would be a Scrabble winner FXFX,morphe': Still needs to pass the House and get signed by Biden. Last time USA tried this (1974) people HATED it. Personally I'm for permanent DST but I'm not a very representative American.
	🚽 10:21am PaulRobeson1920: Coolin it down here, egg
	🚽 10:22am Glistener MW: that phrasing "greatest job in the world" made me wonder what that would actually be, and my brain just decided it's Hank Scorpio.
	10:22am P-90: Daddy SASS!
	🚽 10:22am Handy Haversack: ¡F᙭F᙭! Hola, amigo mio.
	10:22am P-90: MATTY THE SASSMASTER
	10:22am Susan: How about “sass master” !!
	10:22am Sam: Hearty White is the Prince of Wales of Sass
	10:23am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, morphe and YETI BETO for the clarification!
	🚽 10:23am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: OK just threw in $20 and hoping for that CD!! I NEED THAT CD.
	10:23am dale: CHECK THE WEB PLEDGES
	10:24am F᙭F᙭ (: HHH! (i.e. Hola Handy Haversack!)
	10:24am Juli: I will post post about the marathon.
	10:24am dale: gonna fight you for it threemoons.
	🚽 10:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Do the web pledges!
	10:24am Sam: Answering rotary phones is ok, but the real action is dialing them.
	10:24am Androu B.: ¡Hola, FXFX (antes que se me olvida)!
	10:24am Prague Rock: I think Matt should also go by The Sassassin
	10:24am YETI BOB: nobody calls me on the phone anymore. feels a bit alarming when it rings.
	10:25am Polly.: the faux phone
	10:25am Brendan: Rotarians unite!
	10:25am P-90: The Marathon Rotary Phone Call Tote Board is up to: TWO! And counting.
	🚽 10:25am Handy Haversack: The station is only $7500 away from 60 prercent of the goal. Pledge it up, Freeformers!
	10:25am dday: Check the upyours emails Ken & Matt
	10:25am F᙭F᙭ (: ABC! (i.e. Androu B Compadre!)
	🚽 10:26am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Jesus, Ken, I recognize some of those. How F'd up is your heart?
	10:26am Wenzo Toad: @Ken, can’t find that Surface Noise Fanny interview...
	10:26am YETI BOB: Polly: Nice Model 500 there!
	10:26am joe from montclair: a daily dose of nutritional 2c-b
	10:26am P-90: Those are some good drugs
	🚽 10:26am Webhamster Henry: Pledge to get Ken his drugs!
	10:26am dale: dulera, xeljanz, those incontinence panties for older ladies...
	10:26am Jackie: WFMU weekly pill organizer please
	10:26am john the g: omeprazole rocks!
	10:26am Sam: You should try weed, man
	🚽 10:26am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: No, I think that if we reach goal, Ken needs to take MORE DRUGS.
	10:27am βrian: I object to βeta blockers, naturally.
	10:27am morphe': I knew someone who went to school with Tom Cellosen ...(almost as bad as all the bad bedding jokes of yesterday - including mine)
	10:27am evancuts: Ken it sounds like you might have a parasite.
	10:27am Glistener MW: loving this Devo muzak! (this is “Swelling Itching Brain”, yes?)
	10:27am P-90: Omeprazole (proton pump inhibitors) is not the best thing to put in your body. Just fyi.
	10:27am Brendan: Which one of those meds is the horn growth suppressant?
	🚽 10:27am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: And all hail TALKING BEER.
	10:27am Sam: Rubber?? I hardly know her!
	10:28am queems: oh no i missed the medication portion of the show?? that is where my expertise really shines
	10:28am Polly.: Thanks YB! will update soon.
	🚽 10:28am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: EVERYONE SEND KEN WEED.
	10:28am dday: Sugar in the edibles?
	10:29am Androu B.: In case you didn't catch it in my first post, my nickname for Matty is "Wacky" Warwick.
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: I called WFMU on Sat. night to make a pledge and dialed in from a rotary phone -- and got to talk to McGroovey!
	10:29am steveo: @Wenzo -- Fanny folks interview wfmu.org...
	10:29am βrian: Or the friendly goulash, perhaps?
	10:29am that girl from that place: Ken, do hot showers relieve the nausea?
	10:29am Prague Rock: A few toots of the Horn of Matt and Ken will be just fine
	🚽 10:29am Glistener MW: never doubt the digestive constitution of a real Party Girl like the Diarrhea Lady!
	10:30am P-90: @queems: Ken just revealed he’s taking meds for cardiac complaints, high blood pressure, depression, and ACID REFLUX!
	🚽 10:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Ken--while you adjust to the heart meds, do the BRATY diet--Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast, and (plain) yogurt. It really helps.
	10:30am Sam: Rock sandwich with Ken meat. Sounds like the next t-shirt!
	10:30am yippie: I can't eat without smoking weed
	10:30am queems: @p-90 oh hell yea, gotta catch em all
	🚽 10:31am Handy Haversack: ("Nauseated," not "nauseous.") Oof, Ken, that sucks. Sorry to hear it. I'm bringing Brooklyn bourbon when I come to the station this evening, so maybe that will help!
	10:31am that girl from that place: Look up cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome y’all. Fascinating but shitty stuff.
	10:31am jnif: A friend of mine was recently diagnosed with this: Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome. Nausea, couldn't keep anything down... my.clevelandclinic.org...
	10:31am that girl from that place: Oops sorry for the curse.
	🚽 10:31am Anne Archy: W00t!
	10:32am βrian: I dunno. I've encountered nauseous people on occasion ...
	10:32am Planet Tyler: Alex Jones probably has a supplement for what ails Ken
	🚽 10:33am Handy Haversack: Word, βrian. They are definitely out there. Yay, Planet Tyler! Hadn't seen them around in a while. Sound the MATTHORN!
	10:33am Planet Tyler: But what about Matt's doggo?!!
	10:33am steveo: i heard a dog about 10 minutes ago; sounded like Bruce
	🚽 10:33am HyperDose: @jnif That's why I always stress the importance of tolerance breaks. Those little CB1 and CB2 receptors can only take so much.
	10:33am F᙭F᙭ (: Is Ken really ill or is an emotional appeal marketing stunt ? Anyway, Ken, if you are really sick ask your mother about nosedrops.
	10:34am F᙭F᙭ (: *ask mother
	10:34am queems: same color as pepto bismol
	10:34am P-90: Yes it’s been a FACT KNOWN TO MEDICAL SCIENCE for many years now that WITHDRAWING cannabis after years of regular use can cause disruptions in your body, some of which can potentially weaken your response to illnesses.
	10:35am dday: I just upped yours/mine via email
	🚽 10:35am Handy Haversack: Way to go, dday!
	🚽 10:35am Vivian: KEEENN!!!!
	10:36am F᙭F᙭ (: "La culpa no es mio, es Matto"
	10:36am vj pussycat: cookies n cream
	10:36am YETI BOB: P-90: Thanks for that. I'll be back in a few minutes....
	10:36am Bad drugs: Amlodipine will mess with the gums in your mouth - beware. You will also get edema (swelling) of the joints requiring hydrochlorothiazide (water pill) to flush. That nausea? Beta blockers (propranolol is my favorite) really does not mix well with nicotine or other smoked materials but is the only drug that I take that I know actually works with the least deleterious side effects. Unfortunately it leaves you open to depression. But you will certainly not desire a cigarette (Chinese are using it for nicotine suppression- successfully- in trials).
	10:37am Juli: What? Lol
	10:37am goldenrules: Dieter, short for Diertergent
	10:37am Juli: I won!?
	10:37am YETI BOB: People Like Vicki Bennett
	10:38am Bad drugs: Propranolol may be reacting to the edibles too. Limited weed for now Ken. Find the dose that responds well.
	10:38am F᙭F᙭ (: You won the Egg, Juli!
	10:38am Sam: It's a chopping block because if you don't get your pledge in on time, CHOP! Somebody else gets it and it's gone.
	10:39am βrian: The Frédéric Chopin block.
	10:39am P-90: It’s supposed to be an auction block, but it’s not an auction anyway, it’s a raffle. So the terminology here is FUBAR…
	🚽 10:39am lazy pierogi: everybody do the chop youtu.be...
	10:39am YETI BOB: "Chopping Block" has assonance, which is why it sounds better than "Auction Block" with its mismatched vowels
	10:39am Wenzo Toad: ah heck yea this is mah jamm
	10:40am chresti: Morning Pledgers, morning Ken and Matt
	10:40am Sam: This whole show is about assonance
	🚽 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice, Juli!
	🚽 10:40am Krys O.: Ah, a classique....
	10:41am ¿¡: Is there a rotary scotumry phone gif to be found ?
	10:41am F᙭F᙭ (: Or arseonance as they say in Britain.
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: I think both blocks have some pretty unfortunate connotative associations, honestly. Morning, chresti!
	10:42am dano59: Altamont baby!
	10:42am Glistener MW: “Why are we fighting?” “Where’s MY elephant?” Aren’t these questions we’re ALL asking? I know I am.
	10:42am chresti: Morning Handy!
	🚽 10:42am David (in London): Did someone mention arseonance? Greetings groovers. Hat tip to the Station Manager.
	10:42am P-90: @@YETI yes of course it’s the pleasing assonance that makes “chopping block” so satisfying to the ear, and to say
	10:43am YETI BOB: top of the mornin' to you David(in London)!!
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: And a fiver for his arseonance, David! Good to see you!
	10:44am chresti: Davidkins! I could not find you email.
	🚽 10:44am Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, chresti aka Mary Tyler Bodenheim!
	10:44am F᙭F᙭ (: Welcome to the nonsense realm, David! We were waiting for you.
	10:44am nathan: why are we fighting? where's my elephant? has anybody seen the bridge???
	10:44am P-90: “And when I saw him on the stage, my hands were clenched in fists of rage” we know who that was
	10:45am paddy in matawan: pony needs help. its his lung.
	🚽 10:46am Devin B.: There's a really great exhibit of PLU's work at Whitman College in Walla Walla, WA right now.
	10:46am chresti: Hi Ken FHP, Bodenheim brother!
	🚽 10:46am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob, Handy, FoFo, nutters and one all. Hello! Chrestikins, will try again!
	10:46am Androu B.: The reason this so-called "Vinyl Killer" has earned it's rep is because it lacks some sort of stabilizing device that can be placed at the center hole of the record so it can move around the record stably enough to not stray away from it's position along the groove. Just putting it out there as an idea for lucky donor who wins it.
	10:47am βrian: Speaking of lung, where's coel?
	10:47am PMD: What Matt didn’t say was be careful who you listen to For medical advice Ken! My dad listened to his dentist and ended up dying of a heart attack! Was driving so that’s why I’m late
	10:48am Androu B.: Welcome, David!
	10:48am βrian: Hey, were statins on that med list?
	🚽 10:48am David (in London): Hey Androu! How are you?
	10:49am P-90: @Brian: good question
	10:49am YETI BOB: Androu: Perhaps a piece of thread or string tethering it to the spindle?
	🚽 10:49am David (in London): This guy talking to Porest sounds like he's on acorns.
	10:49am Marie: KEN! Hi Ken, Daddy Garbage, and all.
	🚽 10:49am D Rok: He sounds a little like Todd-O-Phonic Todd.
	10:49am dday: @Androu: maybe attach a large architectural compass
	10:50am P-90: @Brian good question re: coel
	🚽 10:50am Glistener MW: this Porest interviewee sounds like he's from the same planet as Zalgon 26 McGee!
	10:50am Androu B.: DOWN WITH ACORNS! JUST WANT TO PLAY MY HAR-MAH-NEE-KAH!
	🚽 10:50am Handy Haversack: I was talking to my doctor about how much I wanted to avoid statins because of what I had heard about their dangerous interactions with alcohol, and he said, "If statins and alcohol were that dangerous together, 90 percent of this country would drop dead." Which was oddly comforting. Still doing my best to try to avoid them, though.
	10:50am F᙭F᙭ (: Everything is true except the bit about the Serbian contractors.
	10:51am sphere: This is about Christian rock right?
	10:51am Juli: Play Some Wasted Youth or No trend tho :(
	10:52am Roberto: YES Down with Culture!
	10:52am Androu B.: Take 2: I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH MY HAR-MAH-NEE-KAH!
	10:52am Lizardner Dave !: Why does this remind me of the Chipmunk version of "Institutionalilzed"? Also Porest rules!
	10:52am sphere: Up With People, Down With Culture
	🚽 10:53am David (in London): Handy, that's the kind of medical advice I appreciate.
	🚽 10:53am Handy Haversack: Now play it again at 16!
	10:53am queems: @handy i stopped taking lyrica because you're not supposed to drink on it. i don't even drink that much, but i'll be damned if a pill is going to tell me what to do
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: Hell yeah, queems!
	10:54am sphere: you know, I jump from heights because I won't let gravity tell me what to do.
	10:55am Juli: Are the DJs good inside !? You need coffee?
	10:55am queems: luckily the other 8 medications i take are like "it's probably fine"
	10:55am Juli: I will bring you coffee if desired
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: Wait, sphere, you're just doing what it wants! You played right into its hands! We're sending centrifuges -- stand by!
	10:55am Jason from Houston: Back in the office just in time to catch the Knolka. Phew...
	10:56am Bad drugs: Only follow your volunteers instructions if they have an MD Kenny. And never simply stop taking these medications abruptly. Death is a possibility. Or really bad reactions like a recurrence of the symptoms they treat returning with a vengeance. Only follow your drs guidance. Just heads up for Kenny. The more you know…. The longer a Station Manager thrives.
	10:56am PMD: What Matt didn’t say was be careful who you listen to For medical advice Ken! My dad listened to his dentist and ended up dying of a heart attack! Was driving so that’s why I’m late
	10:57am queems: also sometimes doctors don't pay attention. if you think your doctor isn't on top of managing your medications, talk to your pharmacist. it's literally their job to pay attention, and they have to report side effects of drugs.
	10:58am F᙭F᙭ (: I only believe in Dr Egg.
	10:59am Brendan: I think you can play Felder now . (It’s a sign)
	🚽 10:59am Ken From Hyde Park: The DJ is in medical peril! Pledge, please!
	10:59am Androu B.: @YETI BOB Mere string would be too slack to keep it stable unless it's tied to some sort of stylus that can be placed firmly within the center of the record.
	10:59am Marie: What is happening with Ken?
	10:59am Hydroplane: Is today Tuesday?
	10:59am G: Ken pee break? lol
	11:00am Bob Dylan: Can we RIP Ken now? Please?
	11:00am Dayffid: YES! Play some FELDER for pledges!
	11:00am Sam: Soak Ken!
	11:00am dday: Dr. Diarrhea has Ken in his care it seems
	11:00am muckgeist: SOAK! SOAK! SOAK! SOAK!
	11:00am RIP KENT: If Kent is ded...to whom do I forward my resume to?
	11:00am Marie: Does he have the gazz...?
	11:00am F᙭F᙭ (: I believe this is the part of the show where we play Rush
	11:00am G: Break out the Ken Died tape. It's next to the Dylan pone.
	11:01am X: Loving that velvelty voice Matt!
	11:01am Destroit: Haha sing it Matt!!!!
	🚽 11:01am Cp304: Bravo
	11:01am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: :-)
	11:01am queems: that was pretty good
	11:01am Reno D: Matty is BRILLIANT!
	11:01am (Murakami Whywolf))): Feel better, Ken. I lik that Porest piece, and it's an understandable reaction to Iraq and Afghanistan, but another[?] Porest cut criticised 'colour revolutions', the most important one having been Ukraine's Orange Revolution that prevented the Kremlin's candidate from stealing their election.
	11:01am Alvy Singer: @Matt..Will you sing Don Felder if I pledge?
	🚽 11:01am Devin B.: The Velvet Smog!
	11:01am Buckaroo: Damn, Matt! That was unexpectedly great
	11:01am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: that was toxic
	11:02am RIP KENT: Bury KENT in the Vacant Lot outside of Monty Hall
	11:02am BennyThePlug: man, feel bad for the dude
	11:02am Sam: That was off the Matt Warwick Contractual Obligation Album
	11:02am annette: CONSTIPATION BLUES is a real song.
	11:02am Marie: My initials are MD...
	11:02am X: PLEASE SING THE FUZZY GLOVE THEME SONG!
	11:03am YETI BOB: Androu: Right, loop one end of the string around the spindle, and tie the other end to the hippie-bus.
	11:03am Sam: Ken, find a doctor who's qualified, not just one you're in love with
	11:03am ¿¡: or as it is said in Brooklynese, Ken ran off to the turlet !
	11:03am Reno D: Ken, keep the beta blocker, dump the rest.
	11:04am dale: did the prog collection get awarded?
	11:04am queems: yeah, if you're not comfortable with your doctor, definitely find a new one. they get stuff wrong all the time. and there are good ones out there who actually care
	11:04am Quinn: Ken you need Ondansetron or something to get you thru this
	11:04am Marie: And they want you to fill them out online on God-knows-how-secure websites
	11:04am DEAD KENT-EDIES: what is the over/under on Staysh poopin' his trousers?
	11:04am Androu B.: There you go, YB!
	11:04am alanSixº: dont die freedman!!
	11:05am chresti: 1969 by Solex, is nice. Ken, emergenC powder with WATER
	11:05am Quinn: Yeah, seriously, don’t die
	11:05am courtneynoir: keep an ice pack on the back of your neck, Ken! numbs the puke shute
	🚽 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park: There should be a plan to have the station match staff pledges to add even more funds to the total. I thought this over and cannot find any possible flaws to this idea.
	11:06am Photoline: Let it go, let it go, let it go....
	11:06am chresti: *ALSO ACTIVATED CHARCOAL
	11:07am alanSixº: that station needs a defibrulator
	🚽 11:07am Glistener MW: "I know a place / I know a place / It's a place called Watertown"
	11:07am Bad drugs: Yep. My PCP blew off what ended up being cancer. I forgave him. He misdiagnosed Graves Disease and got me hooked on amlodipine as a stopgap. I started to really wonder about him. After the thyroid was dealt with he’s been dragging his feet about getting me off amlodipine. Between the thyroid and the Covid weight gain he simply has more excuses to hide behind. And I’m seeing him today. I hope he announces his retirement so I can move along to someone who gives a damn.
	11:07am Lizardner Dave !: On the other hand it would be ironic if Bob Dylan outlived Ken.
	11:08am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Dylan is a Nosferatu
	11:08am Listener Michael: Seriously, Ken, A little pot, sublingual tincture or vaped, and oral rehydration fluid: www.defeatdd.org... Note:acid reducers can make you more vulnerable to food poisoning, your stomach acid will normally kill bad microörganisms.
	11:09am G: It's the Internet MD board now! :-)
	11:09am Marie: Ken, if you want, I am friends with someone married to a very nice doctor who can give you a recommendation on the best doctors around NYC, seriously
	11:09am alanSixº: jesus christ freedman
	11:09am Marie: Maybe money will make Ken better
	11:09am Wenzo Toad: that people like us track was dope
	11:09am Bad drugs: I’ll look it up but I’m pretty sure that proton pump inhibitors and beta blockers are contraindicated.
	11:10am F᙭F᙭ (: If Ken dying live on air can't get the pledges coming in, nothing will do.
	11:10am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Kent's Cut Rate Health Insurance will be his demise.
	11:10am G: Sympathy factor...
	11:10am ButtWeenies: Sass Squatch and the new Diarreah Lady rule
	🚽 11:10am Cmurtha: The solution is to go so deep into a k-hole that you purge your system. Gotta get those humors in balance.
	11:10am alanSixº: crab cakes?
	11:10am Marie: was it projectile?
	11:11am Photoline: Barfing to the Hits
	11:11am tony a: ken, eff the zantac and go for esomeprazole.
	11:11am βrian: M'waukee in the house!
	11:11am (((Murakami Whywolf): The oral rehydration fluid both reduces my need to vomit and gives me something to vomit.
	11:11am Sam: If you're having trouble puking, eat some rotten avocado and then run up and down the stairs.
	11:11am P-90: Better not to mix Omeprazole with Citalopram. Also there’s been a big problem with horrible heartburn returning after discontinuing Omeprazole, because your stomach gets used to it being there and then pours out acid when it’s withdrawn. Can take weeks or even months to stop.
	11:11am Sam: Also chugging apple cider will do the trick
	11:11am G: Whoever cleans the station toilet has extra work this week.
	11:11am efd: Whoever wins the vinyl killer can come down to one of our Second Saturday record sales to pick up some cheap LPs to ruin with it.
	11:11am Doobois: Shaving Fun Ken > Sickly Pukey Ken
	11:11am dday: After reading these sickness comments I feel as healthy as Jack Lalanne. All joking aside, Ken, take care of this. I had a duodenal ulcer that caused me lots of issues years ago. Endoscopy found it, antibiotics cured it.
	11:11am DEAD KENT-EDIES: Kent's predilection for anus probably gave him Hep A
	11:12am alanSixº: all i know is when ken was cooking those crab cakes the kitchen smelled like vomit before he ate them
	🚽 11:12am Glistener MW: thanks, EFD! I assume there's too-many Nana Mouskouri records on hand, like every vinyl dollar-bin ever.
	11:13am Photoline: Barfs on 45
	11:13am Bad drugs: Or not. Never mind
	11:13am chresti: I get nauseous if I haven't eaten for a long time, emergenC in a big glass of water fixes it. Also ginger.
	11:13am tony a: i listen for hours to the fund raising drivel. i must find it entertaining... peace.
	🚽 11:13am Handy Haversack: 100 percent unretouched footage live from the fourth-floor bathroom at WFMU right now. <---
	11:13am (((Murakami Whywolf): Someone donate a copy of the "Casino Royale" soundtrack album and have the winner of the Vinyl Killer play it on-air, preferably for the finale.
	11:14am Juli: Tony A No likie Squid tho
	11:14am Hugo (NL): Hi everyone! what's the premise of today's marathon show? All the listeners get drunk? Or is there a special stunt by Ken/Matt?
	11:14am Colin in Durham England: Houseplants! Very glad you like this. I wish you’d play Wet Leg though…. Alan and Michele both loved it on first listen. They’re gonna be massive
	11:15am bb: oh yea... luv Vicki...pretty sure i did a phone room shift w/ her for ken's show 900 years ago.. lucky win for me!
	11:15am F᙭F᙭ (: Ken, Just in case, can we bring forward that Tales From Topographic Oceans 3-hour special next week?
	🚽 11:15am Glistener MW: Squid!!! <3 can't wait to see them live someday
	11:15am Bad drugs: Todays stunt is a differential diagnosis of Staysh
	11:15am Marie: Remember, health is wealth (as we all shell out big bucks for healthcare)
	11:15am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Finally a song about about the real heroes
	11:16am Colin in Durham England: @Marie lol you might
	11:16am F᙭F᙭ (: Hugo (NL), Today's show is about pledging to keep WFMU (and Ken) alive.
	11:16am Juli: Houseplants agreed
	11:16am queems: love a song about house plante
	11:16am tony a: is it cool to have an avatar or just self agrandisement?
	11:16am Colin in Durham England: @Marie sorry that was very insensitive, I’ve had a drink
	🚽 11:17am Glistener MW: Someone, please resurrect Mort Garson to do a moog cover of Squid's "Houseplants".
	11:17am Lizardner Dave !: Bob Dylan can't believe the news he just heard about Ken Freedman.
	11:17am Photoline: Air sickness bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you
	11:17am βrian: @Hugo: The theme is "stroopwafels as a substitute for heart medications."
	11:17am Yes: morning all
	11:18am queems: @colin we're all crying in deductible
	11:18am Hugo (NL): Ah, So Bob Dylan comes over to the station and will play the special pre-recorded Ken broadcast? Is it under safety glass as well?
	11:18am tony a: what is the name of that bad highschool band bed music ken plays? is it peter gabriel?
	11:19am Hydroplane: Love Supercar, nice to hear it played
	🚽 11:19am DjLorraine: 7.3 earthquake hit Japan
	🚽 11:19am Glistener MW: !!! Jesus Christ Supercar!
	11:19am annette: BARTENDER, I WANT ONE FOR THE ROAD. then, i find myself puking at the curb
	11:19am Brendan: @Ken just a long shot but if you’re vomiting like 3-4 hrs after eating meat or dairy, it could be the alpha-galactose 2 allergy caused by a bite from a tick or chigger some time ago . Typically abates after two years.
	🚽 11:20am Ken From Hyde Park: Any potassium iodide on the chopping block?
	11:21am Photoline: Cinnabon Grrrl
	11:21am Marie: @Colin, well, here's a lot of wonderful, unique things about living in the USA. I honestly wouldn't want to live anywhere else
	11:22am Juli: Ugh Annoy Rock :( That and that Classic Rock N Roll shite drives me cray tbh Sorries
	11:22am Marie: here=there .... @).
	11:22am tony a: gotta mix it up...
	🚽 11:23am Krys O.: Anecdotal health advice for gastric troubles: The UK formula of Gaviscon Advance is highly recommended to treat reflux. www.nhs.uk...
	🚽 11:23am Handy Haversack: Only $4K left to get the station to 60 percent. Do it for what's left of Ken!
	11:24am Polly.: Matt - if needed, play freebird and give Ken 9 minutes to recover
	11:24am ¿¡: A lot of these doctors today are just a bunch of rich daddy's boy or girl that payed their way off through college as they partied. People today aren't like the ones from yesterday year, when the majority of them had a genuine understanding of what they study and learned in what their particular field of major was. The odds are pretty good that Ken just got a party boy doctor.
	11:24am Hugo (NL): Or give him some Toxic
	11:24am Yes: oh yes
	11:25am Lewis: turns out Killdozer is a hot item on discogs...
	🚽 11:25am -жеи: Juli, bitching about Killdozer is not permitted. I will let it slide this one time
	11:25am morphe': As an old Jewish guy/character said to me : "YA GOTTA TAKE THE BITTER WITH THE SOUR..." ps "Born to Kvetch" is a great book of Yiddish-isms...
	11:25am Photoline: Maynie Maynie
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: LOL!!! This is wonderful. Bowie and Ricky Gervais, that is.
	🚽 11:26am Webhamster Henry: Pug! Pug!
	11:27am Juli: Sorry Ken Ken Will not happen again 💚
	🚽 11:27am Glistener MW: I only recently found out that "Killdozer" was also a movie and a Marvel comic. I now hope to find Killdozer-related media everywhere, including hopefully seeing a ballet recital someday
	11:27am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Pug pug Pug pug
	11:27am annette: throw out your microwave ovens. been a lot healthier using a humble toaster oven. everything tastes better.
	11:27am word: This is one of my favorite Bowie songs
	11:27am Juli: This is making me real happy tho lol Thank you My soul is happy at the nostalgia
	11:27am βrian: I thought Killdozer was a village in the west of Ireland.
	11:27am Dayffid: One of Gervais’ few post office funny moments.
	🚽 11:28am AnAnonymousParty: I don't know what kind of fishing that guy in the diagram is doing ... and maybe I don't wanna.
	11:28am P-90: PLEDGE NOW! for MORE KILLDOZER and MORE NANA MOUSKOURI!
	11:28am Dayffid: In my worthless option at least
	11:28am tony a: just for one day....
	🚽 11:28am MasterofPuberty: Me in the poo hat from that giant toilet photo@ bit.ly...
	11:29am Marie: Great scene!
	🚽 11:29am Erin in TO: I want to hear more of Matt singing about the little fat man
	11:29am efd: I never would have guessed Jim Price! I was thinking Irwin.
	🚽 11:30am Krys O.: There's a proctologist on YouTube who shares advice on how to calm an "angry anus."
	11:30am morphe': Is Dennis Diken a drummer, yes?
	11:31am (Murakami Whywolf))): Look on YouTube™ for David Bowie's impression of David Bowie.
	11:31am tinyass: IM DA LIFE LEACH
	11:31am Joe Ray: According to my own Dr. Bozich you might want to try some Ensure for basic nutrition, Gatorade for hydration and maybe ginger for nausea. Candied ginger can work well for nausea
	11:32am tinyass: or the life lich
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Yes, Dennis Diken IS a drummer and a fabulous one.
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Jim Price IS a drummer too and a fabulous one.
	11:32am ¿¡: Quote, Fat man wearing a little coat.- CF
	🚽 11:32am David (in London): Angry Anus is the name of my new hardcore band. Handy is on vocals, in full-on Rollins mode. Our first album 'Faeces Crises' is out soon.
	11:34am tinyass: id like to go to the life beach.
	11:34am Sam: Every bat I ever met was a total sweetheart
	11:35am Lewis: white nose syndrome
	🚽 11:35am David (in London): Release the bats.
	11:35am Sam: Isn't there an ointment for that?
	11:35am Photoline: Bat-a-Ranch
	11:35am morphe': David van der Stoke - better check the copyright on that name ... Speaking of HH .. noticeably absent today???
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: That's more proof that bedbugs are also a mental-health issue. Pledge to save the bats!
	11:36am Carmichael: David, I would like to jump in on speed metal harp, if that's ok.
	11:36am Dayffid: Can you visit the bat ranch?
	11:36am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Is Ken’s blood is rushing to Matt’s face?
	11:36am morphe': Wow Handy !!! Right on cue!!!!
	11:36am Marie: Might ranch dressing help the bats?
	11:36am F᙭F᙭ (: David, The Badgermin wants to join Angry Anus. He did vocals in Anal Badgers for context.
	11:37am G: The infamous New Paltz Room.
	11:37am Sam: New Paltz is a sordid little town
	11:37am queems: the gunks!
	11:37am ¿¡: Whatever became of the white nose syndrome bats, does it still exist or did it go away?
	🚽 11:37am Handy Haversack: David, it's my cri de cul.
	🚽 11:37am David (in London): Carmichael, can't wait to have you in the studio man. FoFo, of course, I took that for granted. Love the Anal Badgers album. morphester, yo!
	11:37am Sam: How are the DJ's supposed to get all the way up there? There's no path train.
	11:38am G: Is it worse than Poughkeepsie?
	11:38am annette: how bout AAA : anal angry anus
	🚽 11:38am Webhamster Henry: I used to live in New Paltz: not too bad! Town & Gown issues though.
	11:38am Androu B.: @David Last night on Morricone Island, I gave P-90 an idea for a band name: Teenage Harrison
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Robert from Buffalo is in the zone!
	🚽 11:39am ifeelfatnsassy: Is this the rudest time to be sharing diarrhea lady sounds?
	🚽 11:39am Webhamster Henry: This show is hitting me up a treat.
	11:40am chresti: 2 pledges away to 150!
	🚽 11:40am David (in London): annette, like that. Massive logo / merch possibilities there. I'm putting you in charge. Androu, I think you need to form that band immediately.
	11:41am mndave: If only I could lose 15 pounds and fit into my ocular-assaulting red/blue Treasure Mammal t-shirt from 2007
	11:41am SeaCreature: One of the vinyl killer stickers looks suspiciously like latter day Glen Jones (even tho it’s from like 15 years ago)
	11:41am F᙭F᙭ (: Tell us about last Friday, Diarrhea Gentleman.
	11:41am dday: According to The NDA (The National Deer Association) Deer wasting disease is possibly related to Covid-19 in humans. White nose syndrome was a problem for some humans & was very prevalent in the 1980's, particularly in the music business. Now most suffer from brown nose syndrome.
	11:42am Marie: I love treasure mammal
	11:42am ¿¡: There's a right time for sharing diarrhea lady sounds ?
	11:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): ¿¡: I'm _not_ recommending that we do it again, but the '20s-'50sʼ anti-Jewish quotas in medical schools is largely responsible for their great reputation—only (roughly) the top 10% of Jewish pre-med students could go on to medical school; in cliché, at least, the rest became angry dentists. The same went for black and Asian doctors, but they weren't as well-known outside their communities due to even greater general prejudice against them.
	11:42am morphe': Noticed Daisy's/Ken's shirt does not come in kids...
	11:42am annette: @androu. im granting you all the rights. hope you bring in enough money to have your own distillery someday.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: That National Deer Association has its finger (hoof?) on the pulse of the music business!
	11:43am Devon E. Levins: what was that bowie bed music under the last break??
	11:43am Sam: My doctor doesn't seem to care much about my problems. He always kinds of shrugs, like, I've seen worse...
	🚽 11:44am -жеи: Devon, that was "Rockabye Baby Ensemble" doing "Heroes"
	11:44am F᙭F᙭ (: Treasure MammaL NO! I'm pretty sure it was Uncle Charles.
	11:45am YETI BOB: I asked my urologist if I should drink more water. He said "If you want to". I told him "I mostly only drink coffee and beer, is that OK?" and he said it was fine.
	🚽 11:45am Glistener MW: Treasure Mammal are national treasure mammals. <3
	11:45am Steve from Dunwoody: 40 ounces!
	11:45am Androu B.: Hi there, Devon!
	11:46am Hubig Pie: Ya gotta wash them, wash them filthy clothes. these guys were my neighbors
	11:46am Rob Lowebrau: Yeah, Handy Haversack! Lovin' it ... actually been tuning in for a little over two years, and finally able to donate to the coolest station I know!
	11:46am F᙭F᙭ (: Wowza, an old classic Ken tune: Morning 40 Federation.
	11:46am Devon E. Levins: Hi there, Androu B!
	11:46am Steve from Dunwoody: @HubigPie: Were they ever upright?
	11:47am Trey: MORNING 40 FEDERATION!!!! YES!!!!
	11:47am Sam: Aw, I missed this one!
	11:48am Sam: What would really take me back is some 386 DX
	11:48am Photoline: If you can afford porn, you can afford to pledge to WFMU. Think of it as partial redemption.
	11:49am morphe': Yeti - went to my doc who I did not visit for 20 years for an odd ongoing neurological twitch/spasm question... He was aghast when I told him 3 espresso breakfast, beer in the afternoon and 2-3 glasses of wine with dinner .... joie de vivre!!
	11:49am Wenzo Toad: @Yeti Bob Id get a second opinion haha
	11:49am Hubig Pie: Steve from D. , some more so than others. A couple got married, one was fired early for bein' too drunk for the 40's
	11:49am Roberto: This really takes me back to '03-'04.
	11:49am Steve from Dunwoody: Thx and Roops!
	11:50am Carmichael: Sorry Photo, porn is free (a friend told me). But that should not slow down the frequency or dollar amount of pledging to th' MU.
	11:51am morphe': Thanks Ken, Matt and all !!!
	11:51am drr: Tuned in in time for Morning 40. Hometown boys!
	11:51am Hydroplane: do you have to notify your neighbors if you move somewhere that you "wrangle babies"?
	11:52am Ochre Ogre: Haven't heard if there's going to be a Hoof & Mouth gig Sunday night in Monty Hall, any body know?
	🚽 11:52am Krys O.: @Ochre Ogre: It will not be open to the public.
	11:53am morphe': Ochre Ogre: The gig is on but staff only.. Haven't heard if there's going to be a Hoof & Mouth gig Sunday night in Monty Hall, any body know?
	11:53am Rob Lowebrau: Hey all...can someone tell me the call letters of the sister station that Ken mentioned earlier?
	11:53am ¿¡: Thank you for listening to WFMU, please watch the gap as you exit. And keep all appendages clear of The chopping block.
	11:54am Hubig Pie: drr, do they still do the occasional gig ?
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: You're a real trooper, Ken, for putting on such a great show while feeling so bad! Many thanks to you and L'il Baby Wrangler Warwick! Feel better! Stay alive! WFMU 5EVA! Hasta la proxima, FXFX, Androu B.!
	11:54am sydnius: steenkin badgers
	🚽 11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: As long as the badge icons aren't relegated to be NFTs.
	11:55am F᙭F᙭ (: Nos vemos, Handy! nice to read you even if it was only for 2 out of 3 hours!
	11:55am Polly.: or make the badges into pins, and you can put them anywhere!
	11:56am Wenzo Toad: I used to live in Hazel Park! by the race track
	🚽 11:56am Handy Haversack: Erin in TO! Stay Freeform, pals!
	11:56am drr: Hubig Pie: I think they do an occasional New Year's Eve reunion.
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): Thanks Ken. Later lunatics.
	11:57am Stillwell Coney Islander: Thanks Ken! Get well soon. Because you have to!
	🚽 11:57am Erin in TO: @Handy speak my name and I appear
	🚽 11:58am Glistener MW: Thanks for another stellar marathon morning, Ken+Matt!
	11:58am Bad drugs: Go home Ken and get the rest Feel better dude
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken, Matt, and all! Feel better soon, Ken.
	11:58am Hugo (NL): take care, Ken! tnx for babysitting him, Matt!
	🚽 11:58am Erin in TO: Thanks Ken & Matt! You both rock!
	11:58am βrian: Mary Wing is standing by on the Drummer Stream, if that's your thing: wfmu.org...
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: That's practical magic right there, Erin!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thanks boys! Feeling your pain, Ken. Been sick with food poisoning since 2am. Take care of yourself and feel better!
	11:58am Bas NL: Thanks Ken & Matt!
	11:59am F᙭F᙭ (: The 'Pledge, I'm Dying' Operation Donation was a big success, Ken! Congrats!
	🚽 11:59am DjLorraine: Thanks Radio people
	🚽 11:59am Erin in TO: @Handy the only type of magic I have hah
	11:59am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken & Matt!
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanx, M. Freedform Man, "MC Daddy Garbage", and all the Freebirds of FMU's faithful! Keep those phones ringing & give 'til it MegaHerz! Hasta Luego, FXFX, Handy, TDK60!
	11:59am F᙭F᙭ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken and Matt! Till next episode! Take care and remember Diahrreea Lady!
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: Sunday Sunday Sunday Night!!!
	12:00pm Talking Egg: Show is over! Clear the area. NOW!
	12:01pm Ochre Ogre: Sunday Sunday Sunday Night!!!
	12:05pm FriendlyPie: Tell HyperDose to go home, Egg. The WC in the torture room isn't working and I don't want any diahrrea incident.
	1:05pm Photoline: BOWLing for dollars
	1:08pm AndyBoBanders: Juli - if you came here to listen to music you like you came to the wrong place
	6:31pm geoff: Bring on the WWJ merch!

Ken: Playlist from March 16, 2022

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