WFMU: Ken: Playlist from June 15, 2022

Listener comments!
	🚽 7:50am AnAnonymousParty: "There's a snake in my boot ... I mean, briefcase!"
	🚽 8:05am HyperDose: Nice to see you up bright and early, Staysh. Just off the treadmill. The rower beckons. 🛶🏃🏾‍♂️💨 LET'S GET THIS BREAD HUSTLERS!!!! 🍞😎💰
	8:09am F⁐F⁐ (: Hello, Egg, Ken, HyperDose and AAP!
	🚽 8:23am -жеи: Morning all. Jazz police trailing me this morning
	🚽 8:29am Handy Haversack: AAP, HyperDose, F⁐F⁐, O holy Talking Egg, and esteemed leader Ken: glad to see youse this morning.
	8:47am Androu B.: Good Morning, Esteemed Sation Manager -жеи, AAP, HyperDose! ¡Buenos Dias, F⁐F⁐ y Handy! Just a brief note that I'll be parting early from the chatboard sometime on or after 11:00 AM, but will remain tuned in for the rest of the show. Btw, what's the update on Bryce?
	🚽 8:51am -жеи: Permission to depart early granted Androu, thank you for checking on that. I dont know what the latest on Bryce is. He has been quite occupied as you can imagine. I think the pins are now out of his jaw but I am also in the dark.
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Hullooo! Are we scanning our innards today?
	🚽 8:58am PigeonsAndRust: I can already hear that free bird warming up, getting ready to lick our decals off. Figuratively, of course.
	9:00am McGroovey: Now what?
	🚽 9:00am Krys O.: I have a mutated ureter (nothing serious). I wish I could see the scanned image. Only saw the report describing it.
	9:01am Hugo (NL): hi freebirds!
	9:01am Glistener MW: !!! This is my favorite Faithless Freebird yet
	9:02am The Oscar: Lord Freebird sounds suspiciously like Lord Garbage.
	9:02am McGroovey: What if that worm turns?
	9:02am Glistener MW: Morning, Androu and all! I hope Bryce is on the mend
	9:02am Hugo (NL): Lord warwick hmm yezzz
	9:02am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Todays birthdys include: 1923 Erroll Garner, American jazz pianist ("Misty"), born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (d. 1977) 1934 Ruby Nash Curtis [Garnett], American pop and R&B singer (Ruby and the Romantics - "Our Day Will Come"; "Hey There Lonely Boy"), born in Akron, Ohio 1937 Waylon Jennings, American country singer and guitarist ("I'm A Ramblin' Man" ), born in Littlefield, Texas (d. 2002) 1941 Harry Nilsson, American pop and rock singer-songwriter ("Everybody's Talkin'"; "One"; "Without You"), born in Brooklyn, New York (d. 1994) 1943 (Mervyn) "Muff" Winwood, English songwriter and bassist (Spencer Davis Group - "Gimme Some Lovin"), born in Erdington, Birmingham 1946 (Neville) "Noddy" Holder, British rock vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist (Slade - "Cum On Feel The Noize"), born in Walsall, England 1949 Russell Hitchcock, Australian rock vocalist (Air Supply), born in Melbourne, Victoria 1949 Jim Varney, American actor (Ernest Goes to Jail, Hey Vern), born in Lexington, Kentucky (d. 2000) 1949 Michael Lutz, American bassist, singer, guitarist (Brownsville Station - "Smokin' In The Boys Room"), and producer, born in Ann Arbor, Michigan 1951 Steve Walsh, American progressive rock singer (Kansas), born in St. Louis, Missouri 1951 Craig Gruber, American rock bassist (Rainbow), born in Cortland, New York (d. 2015) 1951 Joe Pizzulo, American session/vocalist (Alice Cooper; Sérgio Mendes - "Never Gonna Let You Go"), born in Youngstown, Ohio 1954 James Belushi, American comedian (Saturday Night Live, Trading Places), born in Chicago, Illinois 1957 Brad Gillis, American rock guitarist and vocalist (Night Ranger), born in Honolulu, Hawaii 1963 Scott Rockenfield, American drummer (Queensryche - "Breaking the Silence"), born in Seattle, Washington 1969 Ice Cube [O'Shea Jackson], American rapper and actor (Boyz in the Hood, Anaconda), born in Los Angeles, California 1973 Neil Patrick Harris, actor (Doogie Howser MD, How I Met Your Mother), born in Albuquerque, New Mexico 1976 Gary Lightbody, Northern Irish musician (Snow Patrol - "Chasing Cars"), born in Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland 1981 Billy Martin, American guitarist and songwriter (Good Charlotte - The Young and the Hopeless), born in Annapolis, Maryland, 1985 Nadine Coyle, Northern Irish pop singer (Girls Aloud - "Sound of the Underground"; "The Promise"), born in Derry, Northern Ireland .
	9:03am Glistener MW: I’m picturing this as Saruman playing the harp
	🚽 9:03am Handy Haversack: Lord Freebird was as tied down by feudalism as any of his inherited peasants. The Freebird estates were a burden created by the illusion of ownership. Only in pure commonality did the residents of Freebirdshire finally achieve their aptonym. And in that freedom, they were made unchangeable by crown, fire, or sword. Though of course the forces of reaction had to try. 'Allo, all. ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:04am Glistener MW: Ha!(ndy)
	🚽 9:05am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken fans!
	9:05am Glistener MW: Lords never want to change. They stand there, pondering with chin in hand, “Am the one who should change?? No, it’s the freebirds who are wrong.”
	9:06am Colin in Durham England: My favourite part of the week. Radio-wise anyway.
	🚽 9:06am AnAnonymousParty: Looks like somebody bought a pair of 'X-Ray Specs'.
	🚽 9:06am Webhamster Henry: Obligatory Golden Brown video: www.youtube.com...
	9:07am V Priceless: yay Stranglers!!
	9:08am F⁐F⁐ (: Hola, Andy and Handrou !
	9:08am Bernardo: The wackier The freebird coverThe better I always say
	🚽 9:08am David (in London): Good afternoon assorted loons, spoons, movers and groovers. Tip o' the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	🚽 9:09am DjLorraine: Morning music peeps
	9:11am F⁐F⁐ (: Straight from the House of Lords, Sir David in London! Everybody clap!
	🚽 9:11am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David.
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): FoFo, Handy, Androu, Webhamster, Krys, HyperDose et al. Ahoy. FoFo, being First Viscount Newington does comes with its duties of state...
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1922: Very nice, so far Kenny
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Aww thanks Colin!
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: What other musical lords are there? Lord Sitar coming right up...
	🚽 9:13am Webhamster Henry: Autoharp Alert!
	🚽 9:14am PaulRobeson1922: I hear the Byrds in Evol- and so I built a wall, the killing cold could not get in the gardenn
	9:14am Androu B.: Good Morning to all the Freebirds here in the West and Good Afternoon to those on the other side of the pond, incl. David and Colin!
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Screaming Lord Sutch comes to mind.
	9:15am F⁐F⁐ (: The guitar guy from Spinal Tap. He's one of them real Lords!
	9:15am Marie: I heard this was a big hit in Latvia
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Lorde
	🚽 9:15am David (in London): Lord Buckley, Sir Lord Baltimore (always remember to turn the volume down).
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Lord Kitchener
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: How about Lord Buckley's version of Free Bird?
	9:16am McGroovey: Jack Lord! Book'im, Dan-o!
	🚽 9:16am David (in London): Horse Lords.
	9:16am Stanley: There's Screaming Lord Sutch for ya!
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Lord Love a Duck.
	9:17am Androu B.: Lest we forget Lords Of The New Church.
	🚽 9:17am HyperDose: Hey F⁐F⁐, handy, Androu, David! Nice to see the usual suspects
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Lorde.
	🚽 9:17am DjLorraine: Lord of the Thighs - Aerosmith (sorry)
	9:18am Stanley: Good afternoon, Sir David. Tip o'the hat
	🚽 9:18am PigeonsAndRust: Jon Lord
	9:18am PuraVida: Oh Lord these horns just woke the heck outta me. GOOD morning Ken & all...
	9:18am zopa: Who will buy this wonderful feeling?
	9:19am nathan: lord creator
	🚽 9:19am Krys O.: Ah, Mary Lou Lord.
	🚽 9:19am David (in London): Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley.
	9:19am F⁐F⁐ (: Yes lords. They have an album called 'Draft Bills From Topographic Oceans'. Or something like that. Play them with no hesitation!
	9:19am Androu B.: Oh, and of course "The Lords Of Flatbush"!
	9:19am morphe': David van der Stoke .... currently in Sunny but windy West Kerry, Ire ... back and forth to Spain for Simon's school holidays. May have 2 -13 August to play around with ... not sure where but London may be in the cards for 3-4 days/nights... Will you be at Jenner?? This is all just a whisp of an idea at the moment....
	🚽 9:19am Handy Haversack: Lord Melody: www.discogs.com...
	9:19am Stanley: Lord Kitchener
	🚽 9:20am Handy Haversack: Of course, Lordz of Brooklyn, coming up at efd's next mic break.
	🚽 9:20am David (in London): Ahoy Lord Stanloid. morphester! I shall polish Stoke Newington Church Street and await your arrival.
	🚽 9:21am David (in London): Lord Sitar was actually Topol. True fact.
	9:21am morphe': Sounds like the extended and modified version of the theme song from the '70s NewlyWed Game Show..
	🚽 9:21am Ken From Hyde Park: Good Lord, what is happening in here?
	🚽 9:21am Krys O.: Was there a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush?
	🚽 9:22am PaulRobeson1922: The L-RD inspires lots & lots of good music
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Irwin played Lord Blakie this week. Lords of the New Church (Mona played 'em).
	9:23am PuraVida: Fonzie was in The Lords of Flatbush
	9:23am Rosey is Listening on 91.1 MHz: From one Jew to another, I loved the Lord Sitar cover, Ken.
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: Why, yes, there was a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush and Paul Jabara had a hand in it. He's Mr. Thank God It's Friday.
	9:23am morphe': Think I heard or read that MIA has come out as born again??? Or Rhianna???? or????
	9:24am F⁐F⁐ (: The Lords of the 52nd Street. Featuring Billy Joel's original band members. Just saying..
	9:24am PuraVida: Here's you soundtrack @Krys O. m.imdb.com...
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: Vocalists cloaking their emotions in nonsensical metaphors is a tale as old as time, and Lorde is a master at it!
	🚽 9:24am NotARealDoctor: it was MIA she had a vision of Jesus Christ and converted
	🚽 9:24am David (in London): Lord Billy Joel, surely FoFo?
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: Lord Westbrook
	9:26am PuraVida: In the Lords of Flatbush Soundtrack: When You Are A Lord By Paul Jabara and Joseph Nicholas (as Paul Nicholas)
	🚽 9:26am PaulRobeson1922: A good egg salad sandwitch is a vision
	🚽 9:26am karlward: Maybe Billy Joel was a collective hallucination
	🚽 9:27am karlward: Tell us, Talking Egg: was Billy Joel just a collective hallucination?
	🚽 9:27am HyperDose: Single arm clavicle pull ups. That's a new one I gotta try.
	🚽 9:27am Handy Haversack: I mean, seriously: how can there never have been a band called Lordosis? Or Lord O'Sis? Or Lord O Sis?!
	9:27am G: Billy Joel is Captain Jack.
	9:27am Talking Egg: No karlward, he is very, very real.
	🚽 9:27am karlward: Tub o' Lord
	9:29am F⁐F⁐ (: Lady is the female equivalent of Lord, right? If so.. Lady Diahrrea. She sits in the (toilet of) the House of Lords.
	9:29am TerrDE: Lords of Acid ?
	9:29am Glistener MW: Hey, speak for yourself — I’m from the Berenstein universe where the all-Freebird show DID happen. It was glorious.
	🚽 9:30am AnAnonymousParty: Did Jack Lord delve into anything musically? I fell like he could have done something Shatner-like.
	🚽 9:30am NotARealDoctor: is there a lady spears who does a more sophisticated version of toxic
	🚽 9:30am David (in London): Golden Brown is The Diarrhea Lady's theme tune.
	🚽 9:32am David (in London): Jack Lord should have guested on jug with The 13th Floor Elevators.
	🚽 9:32am AnAnonymousParty: And I thought that 'dry cougher' meant some old guy with a pack of Marlboros.
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: Neem oil is in my foaming cat shampoo. Interesting smell that takes a minute to get used to. @NotARealDoctor Jim Price in a dress could pull it off.
	🚽 9:32am PaulRobeson1922: @TerrDe @9:29: i’m wondering, what's Acid?
	9:32am Thin Slice: I put some neem oil in my coffer this morning. spotted lantern flies are all over our rose bush
	9:32am PuraVida: Elvis introduces Jack Lord www.youtube.com...
	9:33am Androu B.: Speaking of Billy Joel, did you know that before he gained fame as The Piano Man, he was in a short-lived prog band called Attila? https://www.discogs.com/release/1448576-Attila-Attila (Read the comment below. It pretty much explains everything.)
	9:34am F⁐F⁐ (: Great challenge, Ken! Songs with Banana in the name.
	9:34am Glistener MW: !!! Faithless Freebirds forthcoming!
	9:34am TerrDE: Acid is the only known cure for the common cold. There are side effects, Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery
	9:35am F⁐F⁐ (: Chubby Checker - Banana Boat Limbo Song
	9:36am PuraVida: The ONLY banana song that matters is the Banana Splits theme song
	🚽 9:36am PaulRobeson1922: Thank U
	9:36am F⁐F⁐ (: Jorge Ben - O vendedor de bananas
	9:37am PuraVida: Also Harry Chapin 20,000 pounds of bananas
	9:37am TerrDE: my Lords of Acid CD that I got at the thrift store is sitting over there. I've forgotten what it sounds like, but it still has one of the best covers ever
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: Banana Hold Your Hand
	9:38am zopa: Jackson Do Pandiero - Chiclete com Banana
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: Someone tell Sheila B. about Attila!
	9:40am crateslinger: Gus Englehorn, you say? Hmmm. Never heard of him.
	9:40am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Good morrow sir Kenethe and wafmau company
	9:40am iiibeat: All them holes are just spots for eyes to slide into. That's all they are. I did predict Daniel Johnston to follow. If The Cars are next I will squirt!
	🚽 9:40am HyperDose: Is Gus Englehorn a distant Bodenheim relative? Thrice removed perhaps?
	9:41am F⁐F⁐ (: Oh! I see. It's farm animals in the song title! Horse, Cow.. One about pigs, please!
	9:42am kuba: pigs? in there??
	9:42am Marie: Walking the cow--I love Daniel Johnston. BTW, good morning, Ken and everybody!
	9:43am Sam: Do you have an x-ray of a Dunkin bagel?
	🚽 9:43am HyperDose: @F⁐F⁐ I can't see Ken playing an N.W.A. song
	9:44am TerrDE: i listened to the entire Walking my Cat Named Dog album the other day. A missed gem, good psychedelic folk from a one hit wonder
	🚽 9:44am AnAnonymousParty: There's a place in France...
	9:44am Sam: It's nothing but bagel all the way down
	🚽 9:45am Handy Haversack: Probably should have gone with Squagels.
	9:46am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants!
	9:47am Sam: Hey fofo how's it hangin'? Are you still in la madre patria?
	9:47am TerrDE: whos on clarinet ?
	🚽 9:47am David (in London): Handy, The Squagels: new Wave revisionist band for 2022. Get yer skinny tie on...
	🚽 9:48am Handy Haversack: "Salt?"
	9:48am roBert beLowe: Thanks alot, Ken. I will be dunking and splashing the whole day long now. Ha. Good morning, fellow Wednesday Morning Programme listeners.
	9:48am Sam: what's on oboe, i don't know's on french horn
	🚽 9:48am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	🚽 9:48am HyperDose: Square watermelons exist, so this didn't surprise me at all (even though it was from an April fool's post). There you go, Handy: pbs.twimg.com...
	9:48am The Oscar: There's a great surf cover of "Brazil" on an old comp called The Surf Creature.
	9:49am F⁐F⁐ (: Sam, I'm (in London) as David would say.
	9:49am Sam: Ah yes, what we here in America call "the mother country"
	🚽 9:49am AnAnonymousParty: Hey Ken, thanks for reminding me I need to get my ducts checked out.
	9:51am chresti: Davidkins!
	🚽 9:51am Handy Haversack: Relevant Squagels material starts a couple minutes in. Try 2:55: videosift.com...
	9:51am castor: @anonymous make sure you have the proper form
	9:51am Androu B.: I have to confess, I saw the Daniel Johnston biodoc two weeks after his death, which, needless to say, had such an emotional impact on me after learning about the disability he had to endure for most of his life, so heartbreaking. It must have been agonizing for him to have to wrangle with the demons that plagued him for the rest of his life. Yet amazingly, he managed not to let it affect his performance.
	🚽 9:52am DjLorraine: A Sneetches x-ray with stars upon thars
	🚽 9:52am karlward: "Banana Question" by Royal Trux, which is not FCC-friendly in any sense of the term
	9:53am Sam: They put a star over that skeleton's boner, heh heh
	9:53am Kitschy Mama: Ken, Great Toons Today!
	9:55am Colin in Durham England: Did everyone see Jeffrey Lewis share that cover a young lass did of Cult Boyfriend earlier? He only shared the line about WFMU. Trying to find it but it’s gone now, was on Facebook
	9:55am Androu B.: GM, chresti!
	9:56am crateslinger: who can tell me how to update my cc info... had to gots a new card and my sfl is kaputski
	9:56am crateslinger: (I don't want to bother Joe. I do that at least once a year)
	🚽 9:57am Webhamster Henry: Central Services!
	9:57am F⁐F⁐ (: X ray of a Kinder Egg https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.MVpwoqaZcmpD4CXgLtPCUgHaER
	🚽 9:58am Handy Haversack: crateslinger: You can always drop a line to listener ser-- ah. I was going to suggest bothering Joe! The only other thing I can think of is just making a new S4L pledge, but I think that will end up causing problems. I'd just drop Joe a line.
	9:59am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Yes, we have no bananas
	9:59am Androu B.: Must watch "Brazil"! (I have it in an avi file on the hard drive where I keep all my vids.)
	9:59am dale: the richrd kiley anti pot psa. laughingsquid.com...
	🚽 10:00am Vivian: Love Children of Men!!
	🚽 10:00am PaulRobeson1922: Find me. This way that way the end
	10:00am crateslinger: cheers Handy. he's always so nice. I wonder if he lets out a big sigh everytime he sees me in the cue.
	10:00am Bernardo: Love the find me people
	10:00am The Oscar: I think we're not far from the first Mad Max-- things are definitely spiraling, but people still live in houses and wear pants.
	10:01am castor: Hell yes ken!
	10:01am Another Chris: You're going to emulate my cocaine?
	10:01am ackthpfft: Love CoM. Always thought Michael Caine's part was originally meant for Peter O'Toole.
	10:01am Blix: That was exactly the film that came to my mind when you started that sentence!
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Jazz police are looking through my folders Jazz police are talking to my niece Jazz police have got their final orders Jazzer, drop your axe, it's jazz police
	10:02am Sam: Ken, you're free to play whatever you want, but would it kill you to play some jazz? Come on Daddy-o. Be a team player.
	🚽 10:02am HyperDose: @Handy He really sold me on the rolling away part. The poster was a great touch too. Love dedication to a good bit.
	10:02am Marie: I am somewhat ambiv. about jazz--like a lot of it but mostly wouldn't put it on in my house--prefer to see it live
	🚽 10:02am karlward: Handy got the jazz
	10:02am Glistener MW: Stuart Cop-land and the Jazz Police
	10:02am Pomme d'Or: Good morning everyone. Didn't want 'If I Were a Rich Man' to end ❤️ real cool
	🚽 10:02am David (in London): When the Prog Detector goes off, the Jazz Police get tooled up and head towards Jersey City.
	10:02am Jessie: Zappa once called Jazz, 'music for the unemployed.'
	10:03am F⁐F⁐ (: RIP Bob Dylan
	10:03am Sam: Good pronunciation!
	10:03am ackthpfft: Only Paul Lynde taunted the Squares
	10:03am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: oh did he die?
	10:03am Okasa: Dana Gould's latest episode of his podcast talks about Terry Gilliam's fight to get Brazil released. Great story. www.danagould.com...
	10:03am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: again?
	10:04am Androu B.: Brazilians have been living in a dystopian state since the mercilessly authoritarian Jair Bolsinaro took over top office.
	10:04am Marie: I thought Brazil was a total bummer @)
	10:05am Sam: Sir Bob Dylan has left the building in his beautiful balloon
	10:06am F⁐F⁐ (: Someone find that angry lady!
	🚽 10:06am AnAnonymousParty: I'm pretty sure the jazz police roll up in a old customized Checker Cab painted flat black, so they are hard to miss.
	10:07am knundrum500: “Find me” has me pissing myself laughing at work.
	10:07am F⁐F⁐ (: To the guy that's inside me. GET OUT!
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: Jazz police, I hear you calling Jazz police, I feel so blue Jazz police, I think I'm falling I'm falling ... for you
	10:07am Marie: Maybe Daniel Johnston heard this at an early age--could have been a trigger
	10:07am A Bee: I also think there may be Kate Bush Police because she’s been everywhere. If they come play then this https://youtu.be/PJbjAwvRWLs
	10:07am Androu B.: The Shatman found me many times. (Seriously, you should hear my impression of him.)
	🚽 10:08am David (in London): The Jazz Police have shields shaped like saxophones.
	10:08am knundrum500: I heard her! So angry.
	10:08am Androu B.: SPOCK!
	🚽 10:08am AnAnonymousParty: The horn plays a few bars of "Pork Pie Hat".
	🚽 10:09am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Crazy busy day today, will have you all on in the background but can't stay and play alas. Loving the Xray theme.
	10:09am knundrum500: I think I’m having an acid flashback.
	10:09am F⁐F⁐ (: If only the piano lady were here to help us finding those people. Her music will tell us.
	10:09am zopa: I must clickey star this!
	🚽 10:10am PigeonsAndRust: Melody! Harmony!!
	🚽 10:10am HyperDose: SWOON
	10:11am Brendan: The find me song reminds me of the twilight zone episode where the little girl got lost in another dimension under her bed. The parents were yelling over here find me! It scared me almost as much as the find me song.
	10:11am Kitschy Mama: Also Swooning
	10:12am zopa: Now play Strangler in Paradise...
	🚽 10:12am PaulRobeson1922: @Brendan: There was time now!!!! I had time now
	10:12am Sam: Every song should have a harp in it.
	10:13am dale: www.youtube.com... the second mr. french in that classical collection commercial
	10:13am Marie: harp/heart, heart/harp
	10:13am TerrDE: years before A Whiter Shade of Pale
	10:13am knundrum500: Invented by same guy that invented high heels
	10:13am Androu B.: "You probably recognize this familiar theme as 'Strangers In Paradise'. But did you know that the original title of this composition was 'Polyphemus Dance No.5'?"
	10:14am Sam: Yeah, this isn't even jazz, it's classical! And Russian on top of that.
	10:14am McGroovey: Oh, I read that first add "polymorphous dunce"
	10:15am Sam: The music was borrowed from Borodin
	10:15am knundrum500: I remember when the melodica had its moment.
	🚽 10:15am PaulRobeson1922: Fine me
	10:15am Marie: I thought it was polyhexadrone red dye #5...
	10:16am TerrDE: my comment alludes to that, but the name escaped me, thanks
	10:17am Androu B.: I wonder if Taco ever did a cover of "Begin The Beguine".
	10:18am Okasa: I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Stranger in Paradise. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 2 by Borodin?
	10:18am Marie: I love this already
	10:19am Androu B.: @Osaka - Thanks for correcting me.
	10:19am Okasa: So many popular melodies were actually written by the great masters, like these familiar themes...
	10:20am knundrum500: Years of SNL skits instantaneously just made sense.
	🚽 10:20am PaulRobeson1922: Beautiful
	10:20am TerrDE: Vast musical knowledge here... Anyone know the 50s or 60s hit song that uses all 12 notes ?
	10:20am Marie: At this point, I would like to request a 3-hour Kiki and Herb show
	10:20am sphere: WINDMILLS!
	10:20am knundrum500: Mr sandman?
	10:20am sphere: And hello
	10:20am Thin Slice: I saw Kiki perform I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself at a Dusty Springfield Loser's Lounge show. And then she came and sat down at our table. It was fantastic.
	10:20am Robm: Hello fellow freeform listeners
	10:21am Okasa: @Androu B - I had to go to YouTube and watch it. Really brought back memories!
	10:22am Sam: I think the jazz classic "Caravan" might use all 12 notes
	10:22am Sam: Wait no, Caravan doesn't use the minor 7th. Just the major one.
	10:23am ackthpfft: @Okasa: actually it gives me flashbacks to "Fire Maidens from Outer Space"... oof....
	10:23am Sam: It's not a fancy machine, it's a silver machine
	10:24am Marie: Windmills of your mind--I never really thought about that image/meaning b4. Might explain Chump's weird fixation on windmills--too close to home in terms of describing his mind?
	10:24am TerrDE: thanks Sam, the one I'm thinking of has a vocal. It changes keys and scales so skilfully that you never think its atonal overall
	10:25am Okasa: Cy Roth... Shame on you!
	10:25am Androu B.: According to Secondhand Songs, nearly 300 versions of "Windmills Of Your Mind", including the version we just heard, and 16 adaptations in 14 languages.
	10:25am river: this won’t top the polka black hole sun on dance with me stanley on friday
	10:25am F⁐F⁐ (: Black Hole Sun. A perfect failthless cover. By the way, I prefer Cibo singing, even though I love Matto. <3
	10:26am queems: oh no
	10:27am F⁐F⁐ (: Oh yes, queems.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Oh ... no.
	10:27am Brendan: Billie Jean Blues
	10:28am TerrDE: the chair is not his son
	10:28am Marie: The audience sounds kind of stunned
	10:28am queems: i've never heard the life be sucked out of a song so throoughly
	10:29am Androu B.: Correction: 370 versions altogether; 297 are either covers of the original version or intrumentals.
	10:29am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Was kinda hoping it was over a few bars ago
	10:29am Sam: Billy Joel is not my lover He's just a piano man in love with an uptown girl
	🚽 10:29am karlward: Oh there are worse covers out there, I actually like this one
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: Think twice.
	🚽 10:29am karlward: Me and four other people like this song, that's enough for me
	🚽 10:30am David (in London): Billy Joel is Lord. Let him into your heart.
	10:30am Accordion To Phil: Ohhhh the kid actually IS his son. Thank you Chris Cornell for clarifying that
	10:30am Brendan: Billie Jean probably did wonders for condom sales
	10:30am ackthpfft: Billy Joel is Lorde? Who knew?
	🚽 10:31am karlward: "Never trust a man with two first names." --Billy Joel
	10:31am F⁐F⁐ (: I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Billlie Jean. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 1 by Borodin?
	10:31am Brendan: Today Billie Jean McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee bridge
	10:31am sphere: He DID start the fire. The song is a coverup.
	10:32am TerrDE: i love the Steve Martin video where he dances just as well, and makes fun of it at the same time...
	🚽 10:32am David (in London): Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.
	10:33am Brendan: Damn you Billy Joel! Nobody calls it tonic and gin!
	10:33am herb.nyc: I was all the way upstairs for that Kiki and Herb Carnegie hall show. Much funnies- like Kiki saying “ladies and gentlemen, we could be here for 2 hours, or, 20 minutes, I don’t know”. (Paraphrased, she said it funnier). - thanks, Ken, for saying Herb and Kiki.
	10:33am Sam: I only call it tonic and gin when I'm making love to it.
	10:33am sphere: Did you know that Borodin based his Polvetsian Dance No.1 on a folk song from North Isventia?
	10:34am TerrDE: every time I hear this, I remember what a great line "No Safety or Surprise" is
	10:35am F⁐F⁐ (: Thank you, Sam!
	10:35am Androu B.: As for "Black Hole Sun", Secondhand Songs lists 110 versions, incl. 35 instrumentals and 3 parodies/adaptations.
	10:35am Sam: Andy is hoarding tampons, I guarantee it.
	🚽 10:35am HyperDose: Were you going to have women call in and ask them "what's your flow?"
	10:35am queems: what brand though
	🚽 10:36am PaulRobeson1922: I’ve found so many washed up littered tampons at the beach. I shoulda submitted trash photos but I was driving
	10:37am yippie: you should give out diva cups with different divas on them like Aretha Franklin or benyonce
	🚽 10:37am karlward: This is not good advice
	🚽 10:37am PaulRobeson1922: wfmu.org...
	🚽 10:37am HyperDose: There is a viral video making the rounds where a girl hides a cannabis cigarette inside of a tampon. Crushes it up, I wouldn't recommend it.
	10:37am queems: my dad heard there was a sriracha shortage on fox news so he bough like 5 bottles and gave me one
	🚽 10:37am karlward: However, this is good jazz
	10:38am Okasa: "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." FZ
	10:38am Sam: You find them washed up in Florida, especially Tampon Bay.
	10:38am JetBoy of Brooklyn: We will need the address
	10:38am heatherita: uh, maxi pads are different from tampons
	10:38am queems: rolled up maxi pads don't work as well as tampons
	10:38am herb.nyc: Andy lives in Madison, Nj? Remember when we were asked to mail a postcard to him? Well, mine was returned. What a waste of taxpayer labor!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: Can’t blame this one on us, ladies wfmu.org... I’ve got Dozens of photos maybe more
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1922: You can find anything at the beach
	🚽 10:40am PigeonsAndRust: I always thought it was curious cardiac tamponade had nothing to do with tampons
	🚽 10:40am -жеи: I will call Andy and tell him that what he purchased yesterday are NOT tampons. I knew I should not have sent him to the store alone.
	🚽 10:41am PigeonsAndRust: Call him on the air!
	10:41am heatherita: please do, and don't make me take time away from work to correct you again, Ken
	10:41am F⁐F⁐ (: Ken, there's a difference: Maxi pad: Find me. I'm over here. Tampon: Find me. I'm inside you.
	🚽 10:41am DjLorraine: That could be a billionaire's space ship on a distant planet...
	🚽 10:41am HyperDose: Yeah call Andy and patch him in! Hopefully he's eating and we can hear him chew 😍
	10:41am Bernardo: Find me. I’m here. Find ME. FIND me I’m Here.
	10:41am Sam: Ooh good one fofo
	10:41am river: a few weeks ago at work we had trouble finding pads for our commercial dispenser. but then we found them
	🚽 10:42am David (in London): Please don't use all this as an excuse to play Lord Sitar's neglected tampon identification album.
	10:42am river: i thought you said “most commercially successful maraca player”
	10:44am sphere: Who is the world’s most commercially successful jaw harp player?
	10:44am Jessie: Hit these jazz types up good and play side 1 of Dave Burrell's Echo LP. That will test their endurance.
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Sure would be nice to hear the trumpet stylings of Zombie Luca Brasi right about now.
	10:45am Sam: He sleeps with the fishes. Like Kanye West.
	10:45am sphere: Dave Burrell is not where it’s at, man.
	🚽 10:46am karlward: Luca Brasi AKA Prometheus in Hades
	🚽 10:47am karlward: sphere: I love me some Dave Burrell
	10:47am F⁐F⁐ (: RIP Bob and Panic
	10:47am Marie: I used to dream of starting a band and using Maxi Pads in the name, like, Marie and the Maxi Pads. Unfortunately, I had no musical talent
	10:48am ?: That John Zorn was not the version I'm familiar with I think. What album was that from?
	10:48am sphere: @karlward: I was the Jazz Police for one terrible moment. Forgive me.
	🚽 10:50am karlward: Jazz Police flag has swung eighth notes instead of stars
	10:50am Marie: Speaking of feminine hygiene product humor, one time, I stuck a maxi pad (unused) on a friend's windshield while it was parked and she did not notice until she was driving home and it totally freaked her out @)
	10:50am (Murakami Whywolf))): There's some decent soft-pore corn on Shutterstock® and Getty®.
	10:51am F⁐F⁐ (: Listen to that distinvtive Luca Brasi sax sound! That's Don Cherry!
	10:52am sphere: @karlward. They have surveillance cameras at every Jazz at Lincoln Center concert to check if you attended and looked at your playbill.
	10:52am Mister Dobalina: Yeah, baby!
	10:52am Androu B.: YEAH, BABY!!!
	🚽 10:52am HyperDose: That went from Ferris Bueller to Austin Powers real quick
	10:52am F⁐F⁐ (: Wait. Luca Brasi didn't play the sax, did he?
	10:52am Marie: This is "jazz" I can get behind
	10:53am sphere: Luca Brasi plays sopranino jaw harp.
	🚽 10:53am JtotheK: wonderful quincy jones austin powers jam! hi ken, hi everyone.
	10:53am Androu B.: Swing it like your life depends on it!
	🚽 10:53am -жеи: Luca played the cornet, with a mute. He wasn't very good but he didn't deserve to die because of it.
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: I am sure the fishes are enjoying his jazz stylings.
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: Жеи's got some BRASS ones 🎺🎵
	10:56am Brendan: Swingin’ baby!
	10:56am F⁐F⁐ (: Handy, Fish love playing Jazz: it is Sole music.
	10:57am Marie: Perfect stripper music, gotta say it
	10:57am (((Murakami Whywolf): I had a brief cancer scare; I'm not going to give it the satisfaction of having taught me anything.
	10:59am Androu B.: Well, the old clock on my monitor says it's time for me to head out! Thanx, -жеи! And a good day to all the Freebirds here and abroad! ¡Hasta la proxima, F⁐F⁐ y Handy!
	🚽 10:59am Handy Haversack: It's all the different scales, F⁐F⁐.
	🚽 10:59am HyperDose: Take care, Androu!
	11:00am F⁐F⁐ (: Bye, Androu! Don't worry. I'll take notes of the show on your behalf.
	🚽 11:00am Rich in Washington: If one get nabbed by the Jazz Police, do they have to go door to door to let everyone know they're a sax offender?
	🚽 11:00am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta luego, Androu B.!
	🚽 11:00am Rich in Washington: (i'm sorry)
	11:00am Sam: Luca Brasi was actually murdered by the Korean mafia. A guy known as the Godfather of Seoul.
	🚽 11:01am Handy Haversack: @Rich: Eighth notes, Dude.
	11:02am queems: it's an easy mistake to make. they look almost identical except one is a tiny cylinder and one is a large, flat rectangle
	11:02am Brendan: John Cougar Menstrualcramp
	11:02am Marie: They saw him as a stooge/mark the minute he walked in that door
	11:02am F⁐F⁐ (: Let the jazz jokes segment begin! What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 1,000 people, the jazz guitarists plays 1,000 chords for 3 people.
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Trasnmute Rock to Jazz is a fourth-level spell.
	11:03am Katy_bar_the_door: Just wondering, has there ever been an all female punk band named Toxic Shock?
	11:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): I’m more curious if anyone’s tried any of those menstruation cups
	11:03am Marie: I thought his name was Willy Nelson
	11:03am the worthless nobody talks to: KEN if you and ANDY give out tampons BELIEVE ME women will come and take them! Be careful you dont have a TAMPON RIOT!!!
	11:03am sphere: Q: What is the terrible thing that happens when the drums stop? A: Bass solo!
	11:03am Sam: A pussy riot, as it were
	🚽 11:04am PaulRobeson1922: I have more photos of tampons washed up at the beach if you wana see em, if not I get it
	11:04am F⁐F⁐ (: How do you make a jazz guitarist play quieter? Put a chart in front of him
	🚽 11:05am Rich in Washington: I remember an all-female 80s hardcore band that issued their first cassette in a repurposed Tampax box but I can't for the life of me recall their name.
	11:05am queems: i did some research and apparently tampon companies are denying there is a supply chain issue but some ai supply chain tracking company said there is
	11:05am Jessie: How does a jazz musician end up with 1 million dollars? By starting with 2 million dollars.
	11:05am Tome: Good Morning SM Ken and everyone !<>!
	🚽 11:05am -жеи: @Paulrobeson, no thank you. Do you have photos of any other medical waste though?
	11:05am queems: my research included one single article
	🚽 11:05am Vivian: Time Capsule is a double album?? Not sure I can take more than this song..
	11:05am Brendan: I don’t understand the but Stan Getz it
	11:06am sphere: Q: A trombonist is going down a street and passes a frog going the opposite direction. What’s the difference between them? A: The frog is going to a gig!
	11:06am Marie: BTW, on a serious note, the tampon/pad companies are not even required to disclose all the ingredients in their products, in the US
	🚽 11:07am Vivian: @sphere, good one, that gave me a laugh!
	11:07am F⁐F⁐ (: A jazz musician: The only person that would load $5,000 worth of equipment into $500 van to drive 250 miles to a $50 gig.
	11:07am Marie: I think this is actually Ken's secret side band
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: The problem is not the specific kinds of waste on the beaches. The problem is the combined sewer system that flushes everything into the rivers in the rain, which then empties into the oceans. Demand better sewers and the elimination of CSOs. www.newtowncreekalliance.org... Now back to jazz.
	11:08am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken and everyone...I hate Zoom Meetings...
	🚽 11:08am -жеи: Hey, these jazz jokes are HIGHlarious! Somebody has to record these with a laugh track and send them to me.
	🚽 11:10am HyperDose: @queems Logistically that makes sense. The production numbers are most likely the same for the companies, so to them there isn't a shortage. The shortage lies within the consumer demand and hoarding thanks to the media. It's up to big tampon if it wants to meet this new demand.
	11:10am sphere: Now do I get jazz points or lose jazz points? I do not know.
	11:10am Theo: GREAT jazz jokes everyone! I’m going to go out on a high note…
	🚽 11:10am Handy Haversack: You can always pick some up on the beach, sphere.
	🚽 11:11am Rich in Washington: Not really a Jazz joke, but once a DJ friend was playing a Dolphy record on the air and a station engineer, who was in the air room installing something overhead him call it Free Jazz. He turned to me and said 'No wonder it's free! Who'd PAY for THAT!.
	11:11am sphere: Let’s all go to a John Zoom meeting.
	11:12am zopa: What about those parts? Are there witches there as well?
	11:12am Jessie: A jazz musician is walking down the street when he happens to look up and see a man about to jump from the ledge of a building. Jazzman: "Hey, man! Don't jump! Bird lives, baby!" Jumper: "Who's Bird?" Jazzman: "Jump, asshole!"
	🚽 11:13am PaulRobeson1922: This is NOT a photograph of a tampon. www.wfmu.org...
	11:13am geoff: The chorus sounds more like “witches of e-sports” to me (which I kinda prefer)
	🚽 11:14am -жеи: Thanks for posting, @PaulRobeson, I was wondering where I left that bag
	11:15am queems: technically the beach photo had an empty tampon applicator
	11:15am Brendan: It’s kooky, nutty witchcraft.
	🚽 11:17am DjLorraine: Shortage? Yes, some brands could be longer.
	11:17am F⁐F⁐ (: I heard that rockabye baby at the beginning of the Bronze tune, Ken! You can't fool me!
	11:17am Crosby in KC: Good morning, Ken and all.
	🚽 11:18am HyperDose: That fruit roll ups wrapper tells me Ken has a stash drawer with a false bottom at his desk full of munchies. At least I know what I'm doing today. Hitting up JC town hall for blueprints to plan my snack heist!
	🚽 11:18am Rich in Washington: @PaulRobeson1922: That bag looks suspiciously like the extras in every limited edition cassette Industrial release I bought in the 90s.
	11:19am sphere: This whole show is treacherously close to featuring actual serious & continguous Ken sets.
	11:21am greg: Your shirt came this week. My wife is horrified
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: I packed up several SWAG packages with Ken's shirt in them yesterday. It was oddly frequently paired with Stashu's shirt. Limited-data-set caveats apply, of course.
	11:23am F⁐F⁐ (: greg, Mine as well. And let me tell you I'm horrified! I didn't even order it. I guess is like the big sausage pizza. You get one whether you order it or not.
	🚽 11:26am -жеи: sorry about that greg and f0f0. Even though they are horrified now, they will chill out later.
	11:26am Marie: rather b52s-ish to me--love it
	🚽 11:27am Rich in Washington: I'm wearing my Scaryokee shirt (which I just got the other day) today and I've got a work Zoom meeting this morning
	11:30am Susan See: I’m hearing echoes of the Junkbot music in this piece! Anyone familiar with that?
	11:31am Marie: Animal Research--perfect name for a dystopian band
	11:32am heatherita: @Marie, reminds me of Skinny Puppy
	🚽 11:33am HyperDose: All this Stuff We All Get talk made me curious. Went downstairs and lo and behold, THE SWAGETH HATH ARRIVETH!
	11:33am F⁐F⁐ (: Thanks, Ken. But the T-shirt was already banned by the Church of England.
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: Happy SWAGVENT, HyperDose! Lo, your hour is come round at last!
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Sure, they ban it now, F⁐F⁐, but you know that under all their fancy robes and chain-mail armor, all those clerics are rocking the Trust Us, It's Music T!
	11:35am Mister Dobalina: It looks like a very fluid mouse went down someone's throat, in that gif.
	11:35am Marie: I hear ya' heatherita (I like your username)
	11:36am F⁐F⁐ (: No Human Fly! Hallelujah!
	🚽 11:37am HyperDose: Uh oh, someone stuffed the wrong t-shirt in here. Hate to do it, but I gotta email Joe! >.<
	🚽 11:38am Rich in Washington: I almost always forget what I've selected for my swag so it's a fun surprise when I get my bundle.
	🚽 11:39am Krys O.: This reminds me that I have to schedule a swallow test with my ENT.
	11:41am Dean: Shouldn't Glen Jones be DJing today's program?
	11:41am F⁐F⁐ (: HyperDose, Accept destiny and be proud to wear Ken's t-shirt before the supreme court abolish your rights to wear it (i.e. Joe v Wayne).
	11:41am Dave Conehead: nice show dog!
	11:41am happymaan: Congratulations on the swag!
	🚽 11:42am Krys O.: @Rich: Joe McGasko usually sends an email with the swag choices. I forget too, but I always refer back to that email.
	11:43am Carmichael: Good morning Kenneth and all the ships at sea. Thanks for the Daniel Johnston back yonder there.
	11:43am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My 94 year old mom used to say "not to be hard boiled about it" back in the 70's. Chrome is so awesome! They are so damn HEAVY.
	11:44am Dean: Libretto by Valerie Solanas.
	11:44am McGroovey: OK. I think I found all the jazz jokes, but there's not enough time left to record them by noon today.
	🚽 11:45am HyperDose: Thanks, happymaan. Good to see ya! @F⁐F⁐ I can't wear light colored shirts. My sweat is like acid rain. Wouldn't stay pink for more than a week haha
	11:45am Mister Dobalina: I'm going to start using that line...Wild Neil.
	11:45am F⁐F⁐ (: Handy, I know! Just like the cherubin and seraph underwear those Church of Satan priests wear underneath their fancy robes!
	11:46am Jessie: Q: What do jazz trumpeters use for contraceptives? A: Their personality
	11:46am Barefoot Jimmy G: I love The Stooges on Acid, Ken!
	11:47am chresti: FINALLY able to connect at work!
	11:47am Mister Dobalina: Keh, keh, keh...Kenny & the Jets !!1
	11:50am chresti: So glad I am able to see these wonderful animated X-rays!
	11:50am McGroovey: Any more last-minute jazz joke submissions?
	11:51am chresti's boss: I'm here. I found you.
	🚽 11:51am -жеи: I'm serious about somebody needing to record these jazz jokes with a laugh track
	11:52am chresti: No I'm a different chresti, the other one is smiling at customers in the parking lot!
	11:53am McGroovey: @Ken that's my plan. And Dr K doing Free Bird.
	11:53am Crosby in KC: Yuxo!!
	11:54am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Sounds like a singing water buffalo
	🚽 11:54am Krys O.: I can supply the laugh tracks from Bea Arthur's 1980 TV special.
	🚽 11:55am Handy Haversack: Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! That oughta keep 'em from setting for another week. Later on, everyone.
	🚽 11:55am Rich in Washington: MEAT!
	11:56am F⁐F⁐ (: Hasta Huevo, Handy!
	11:56am Carmichael: This, from Future Man of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: "Why do banjo players put their picks on the car dashboard? So they can park in handicapped spots."
	11:57am Marie: I think laugh tracks are deadly. Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am Mi-rgod: There's a wealth of delightful, professionally crafted jazz jokes in Paul F. Tompkins' Jazz bit: www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: ¡Unidos en el Huevo, F⁐F⁐!
	11:57am chresti: It looks like the rubber duck is riding a bicycle?
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: It does, chresti and the rubber duck is popping a wheelie.
	🚽 11:58am Rich in Washington: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: Tanx, Ken!
	🚽 11:58am -жеи: Good morrow my friends! Thanks for chilling with all of us today
	11:58am nycmusicnerd: From Amy Rigby: A little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up I want to be a drummer." Mom says, "I'm sorry son, you can't do both."
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: Thanks, Жеи! I'd say you got lucky this week. But you can't evade the jazz police forever. They're coming to take you away (in 1/√π/√⅔ time)!
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: P.S. That hightail site is great. Blazing fast download speed! 🔥
	11:59am chresti: Hi Krys! Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm F⁐F⁐ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great comments, gifs, music and jazz jokes as always. Till next episode, people! take care and remember the alamo!
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks Ken!
	12:01pm Crosby in KC: Thanks, Ken!
	5:45pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Is Mr Breckman contemplating Direct Action?: tampons or napkins, bottles, and gasoline make fine Cocktails Molotov.

Ken: Playlist from June 15, 2022

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June 15, 2022: IRay, URay, XRay, WeAllRay

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Lord Freebird	Freebird Yes "Freebird Yes" by "Lord Freebird"		*
The Stranglers	Golden Brown "Golden Brown" by "The Stranglers"			0:04:01 (Pop-up)
The Perfect Trip	Evol "Evol" by "The Perfect Trip"	Covers the Greats	*	0:07:22 (Pop-up)
Lord Sitar	If I Were a Rich Man "If I Were a Rich Man" by "Lord Sitar"	Lord Sitar		0:16:58 (Pop-up)
DJ MIke Biggz	Royal Planes (M.I.A. vs Lorde)			0:22:21 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Santo! Johnny!	"Santo! Johnny!"			0:26:30 (Pop-up)
Hamilton Yarns	Banana "Banana" by "Hamilton Yarns"	Outside	*	0:33:28 (Pop-up)
Gus Englehorn	Terrible Horse "Terrible Horse" by "Gus Englehorn"	Dungeon Master	*	0:36:49 (Pop-up)
Daniel Johnston	Walking The Cow "Walking The Cow" by "Daniel Johnston"			0:39:14 (Pop-up)
Slim and Slam	Dunkin Bagels "Dunkin Bagels" by "Slim and Slam"	Cement Mixer		0:42:21 (Pop-up)
Django Reinhardt	Brazil "Brazil" by "Django Reinhardt"			0:44:57 (Pop-up)
Geoff & Maria Muldaur	Brazil "Brazil" by "Geoff & Maria Muldaur"	Pottery Pie		0:47:53 (Pop-up)
Lester Bowie's Brass Fantasy	Blueberry Hill	Avant Pop		0:50:52 (Pop-up)
Michael Kamen	Ducts "Ducts" by "Michael Kamen"	Brazil OST		0:56:25 (Pop-up)

The Galens	Stranger in Paradise "Stranger in Paradise" by "The Galens"	Classical Gassers: Pop Gems Inspired by the Great Composers		1:09:44 (Pop-up)
Dorothy Ashby	Stranger In Paradise			1:11:14 (Pop-up)
Larry Adler	Begin the Beguine "Begin the Beguine" by "Larry Adler"			1:14:19 (Pop-up)
Kiki and Herb	Windmills Of Your Mind			1:17:17 (Pop-up)
Cibo Matto	Black Hole Sun "Black Hole Sun" by "Cibo Matto"			1:23:22 (Pop-up)
Chris Cornell	Billie Jean "Billie Jean" by "Chris Cornell"			1:25:21 (Pop-up)

John Zorn	Inside Straight "Inside Straight" by "John Zorn"	Naked City		1:37:30 (Pop-up)
The Art Ensemble of Chicago	Barnyard Scuffle Shuffle	Fanfare for the Warriors		1:42:16 (Pop-up)
Rip Rig and Panic	Do The Tightrope (12" Version)			1:46:31 (Pop-up)
Quincy Jones	Soul Bossa Nova "Soul Bossa Nova" by "Quincy Jones"			1:52:30 (Pop-up)
Duke Ellington	Blue Pepper (Far East of the Blues)	Far East Suite		1:54:50 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Rockabye Baby Ensemble	"Rockabye Baby Ensemble"			1:57:40 (Pop-up)
Particle Kid	Original Glitch "Original Glitch" by "Particle Kid"	Time Capsule	*	2:03:22 (Pop-up)
Mzylkypop	Witches In These Parts "Witches In These Parts" by "Mzylkypop"	The Wire Tapper Volume 4,358		2:09:38 (Pop-up)
The Runaways	Cherry Bomb "Cherry Bomb" by "The Runaways"			2:13:51 (Pop-up)
Bronze	New Mexico "New Mexico" by "Bronze"	Absolute Compliance	*	2:15:43 (Pop-up)
Savak	No Blue No Jazz "No Blue No Jazz" by "Savak"	Human Error / Human Delight	*	2:21:06 (Pop-up)
Virgin Prunes	Moments and Mine (Despite Straight Lines)			2:23:10 (Pop-up)
Paolo F. Bragaglia	Monkey "Monkey" by "Paolo F. Bragaglia"	The Man From The Lab	*	2:27:39 (Pop-up)
Sudden Infant	Tuba Manifesto "Tuba Manifesto" by "Sudden Infant"	Lunatic Asylum	*	2:33:47 (Pop-up)
Chrome	Abstract Nympho "Abstract Nympho" by "Chrome"			2:38:51 (Pop-up)

Piotr Kurek	Track 2 "Track 2" by "Piotr Kurek"	Word Speaks	*	2:47:46 (Pop-up)
Hans Reichel	Yuxo "Yuxo" by "Hans Reichel"			2:53:18 (Pop-up)
Negativland	The Perfect Cut (Piece of Meat)	Helter Stupid		2:54:39 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jim Price	Party Madchen, West Frisian Version			2:58:09 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 7:50am AnAnonymousParty: "There's a snake in my boot ... I mean, briefcase!"
	🚽 8:05am HyperDose: Nice to see you up bright and early, Staysh. Just off the treadmill. The rower beckons. 🛶🏃🏾‍♂️💨 LET'S GET THIS BREAD HUSTLERS!!!! 🍞😎💰
	8:09am F⁐F⁐ (: Hello, Egg, Ken, HyperDose and AAP!
	🚽 8:23am -жеи: Morning all. Jazz police trailing me this morning
	🚽 8:29am Handy Haversack: AAP, HyperDose, F⁐F⁐, O holy Talking Egg, and esteemed leader Ken: glad to see youse this morning.
	8:47am Androu B.: Good Morning, Esteemed Sation Manager -жеи, AAP, HyperDose! ¡Buenos Dias, F⁐F⁐ y Handy! Just a brief note that I'll be parting early from the chatboard sometime on or after 11:00 AM, but will remain tuned in for the rest of the show. Btw, what's the update on Bryce?
	🚽 8:51am -жеи: Permission to depart early granted Androu, thank you for checking on that. I dont know what the latest on Bryce is. He has been quite occupied as you can imagine. I think the pins are now out of his jaw but I am also in the dark.
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Hullooo! Are we scanning our innards today?
	🚽 8:58am PigeonsAndRust: I can already hear that free bird warming up, getting ready to lick our decals off. Figuratively, of course.
	9:00am McGroovey: Now what?
	🚽 9:00am Krys O.: I have a mutated ureter (nothing serious). I wish I could see the scanned image. Only saw the report describing it.
	9:01am Hugo (NL): hi freebirds!
	9:01am Glistener MW: !!! This is my favorite Faithless Freebird yet
	9:02am The Oscar: Lord Freebird sounds suspiciously like Lord Garbage.
	9:02am McGroovey: What if that worm turns?
	9:02am Glistener MW: Morning, Androu and all! I hope Bryce is on the mend
	9:02am Hugo (NL): Lord warwick hmm yezzz
	9:02am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Todays birthdys include: 1923 Erroll Garner, American jazz pianist ("Misty"), born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (d. 1977) 1934 Ruby Nash Curtis [Garnett], American pop and R&B singer (Ruby and the Romantics - "Our Day Will Come"; "Hey There Lonely Boy"), born in Akron, Ohio 1937 Waylon Jennings, American country singer and guitarist ("I'm A Ramblin' Man" ), born in Littlefield, Texas (d. 2002) 1941 Harry Nilsson, American pop and rock singer-songwriter ("Everybody's Talkin'"; "One"; "Without You"), born in Brooklyn, New York (d. 1994) 1943 (Mervyn) "Muff" Winwood, English songwriter and bassist (Spencer Davis Group - "Gimme Some Lovin"), born in Erdington, Birmingham 1946 (Neville) "Noddy" Holder, British rock vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist (Slade - "Cum On Feel The Noize"), born in Walsall, England 1949 Russell Hitchcock, Australian rock vocalist (Air Supply), born in Melbourne, Victoria 1949 Jim Varney, American actor (Ernest Goes to Jail, Hey Vern), born in Lexington, Kentucky (d. 2000) 1949 Michael Lutz, American bassist, singer, guitarist (Brownsville Station - "Smokin' In The Boys Room"), and producer, born in Ann Arbor, Michigan 1951 Steve Walsh, American progressive rock singer (Kansas), born in St. Louis, Missouri 1951 Craig Gruber, American rock bassist (Rainbow), born in Cortland, New York (d. 2015) 1951 Joe Pizzulo, American session/vocalist (Alice Cooper; Sérgio Mendes - "Never Gonna Let You Go"), born in Youngstown, Ohio 1954 James Belushi, American comedian (Saturday Night Live, Trading Places), born in Chicago, Illinois 1957 Brad Gillis, American rock guitarist and vocalist (Night Ranger), born in Honolulu, Hawaii 1963 Scott Rockenfield, American drummer (Queensryche - "Breaking the Silence"), born in Seattle, Washington 1969 Ice Cube [O'Shea Jackson], American rapper and actor (Boyz in the Hood, Anaconda), born in Los Angeles, California 1973 Neil Patrick Harris, actor (Doogie Howser MD, How I Met Your Mother), born in Albuquerque, New Mexico 1976 Gary Lightbody, Northern Irish musician (Snow Patrol - "Chasing Cars"), born in Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland 1981 Billy Martin, American guitarist and songwriter (Good Charlotte - The Young and the Hopeless), born in Annapolis, Maryland, 1985 Nadine Coyle, Northern Irish pop singer (Girls Aloud - "Sound of the Underground"; "The Promise"), born in Derry, Northern Ireland .
	9:03am Glistener MW: I’m picturing this as Saruman playing the harp
	🚽 9:03am Handy Haversack: Lord Freebird was as tied down by feudalism as any of his inherited peasants. The Freebird estates were a burden created by the illusion of ownership. Only in pure commonality did the residents of Freebirdshire finally achieve their aptonym. And in that freedom, they were made unchangeable by crown, fire, or sword. Though of course the forces of reaction had to try. 'Allo, all. ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:04am Glistener MW: Ha!(ndy)
	🚽 9:05am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken fans!
	9:05am Glistener MW: Lords never want to change. They stand there, pondering with chin in hand, “Am the one who should change?? No, it’s the freebirds who are wrong.”
	9:06am Colin in Durham England: My favourite part of the week. Radio-wise anyway.
	🚽 9:06am AnAnonymousParty: Looks like somebody bought a pair of 'X-Ray Specs'.
	🚽 9:06am Webhamster Henry: Obligatory Golden Brown video: www.youtube.com...
	9:07am V Priceless: yay Stranglers!!
	9:08am F⁐F⁐ (: Hola, Andy and Handrou !
	9:08am Bernardo: The wackier The freebird coverThe better I always say
	🚽 9:08am David (in London): Good afternoon assorted loons, spoons, movers and groovers. Tip o' the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	🚽 9:09am DjLorraine: Morning music peeps
	9:11am F⁐F⁐ (: Straight from the House of Lords, Sir David in London! Everybody clap!
	🚽 9:11am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David.
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): FoFo, Handy, Androu, Webhamster, Krys, HyperDose et al. Ahoy. FoFo, being First Viscount Newington does comes with its duties of state...
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1922: Very nice, so far Kenny
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Aww thanks Colin!
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: What other musical lords are there? Lord Sitar coming right up...
	🚽 9:13am Webhamster Henry: Autoharp Alert!
	🚽 9:14am PaulRobeson1922: I hear the Byrds in Evol- and so I built a wall, the killing cold could not get in the gardenn
	9:14am Androu B.: Good Morning to all the Freebirds here in the West and Good Afternoon to those on the other side of the pond, incl. David and Colin!
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Screaming Lord Sutch comes to mind.
	9:15am F⁐F⁐ (: The guitar guy from Spinal Tap. He's one of them real Lords!
	9:15am Marie: I heard this was a big hit in Latvia
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Lorde
	🚽 9:15am David (in London): Lord Buckley, Sir Lord Baltimore (always remember to turn the volume down).
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Lord Kitchener
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: How about Lord Buckley's version of Free Bird?
	9:16am McGroovey: Jack Lord! Book'im, Dan-o!
	🚽 9:16am David (in London): Horse Lords.
	9:16am Stanley: There's Screaming Lord Sutch for ya!
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Lord Love a Duck.
	9:17am Androu B.: Lest we forget Lords Of The New Church.
	🚽 9:17am HyperDose: Hey F⁐F⁐, handy, Androu, David! Nice to see the usual suspects
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Lorde.
	🚽 9:17am DjLorraine: Lord of the Thighs - Aerosmith (sorry)
	9:18am Stanley: Good afternoon, Sir David. Tip o'the hat
	🚽 9:18am PigeonsAndRust: Jon Lord
	9:18am PuraVida: Oh Lord these horns just woke the heck outta me. GOOD morning Ken & all...
	9:18am zopa: Who will buy this wonderful feeling?
	9:19am nathan: lord creator
	🚽 9:19am Krys O.: Ah, Mary Lou Lord.
	🚽 9:19am David (in London): Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley.
	9:19am F⁐F⁐ (: Yes lords. They have an album called 'Draft Bills From Topographic Oceans'. Or something like that. Play them with no hesitation!
	9:19am Androu B.: Oh, and of course "The Lords Of Flatbush"!
	9:19am morphe': David van der Stoke .... currently in Sunny but windy West Kerry, Ire ... back and forth to Spain for Simon's school holidays. May have 2 -13 August to play around with ... not sure where but London may be in the cards for 3-4 days/nights... Will you be at Jenner?? This is all just a whisp of an idea at the moment....
	🚽 9:19am Handy Haversack: Lord Melody: www.discogs.com...
	9:19am Stanley: Lord Kitchener
	🚽 9:20am Handy Haversack: Of course, Lordz of Brooklyn, coming up at efd's next mic break.
	🚽 9:20am David (in London): Ahoy Lord Stanloid. morphester! I shall polish Stoke Newington Church Street and await your arrival.
	🚽 9:21am David (in London): Lord Sitar was actually Topol. True fact.
	9:21am morphe': Sounds like the extended and modified version of the theme song from the '70s NewlyWed Game Show..
	🚽 9:21am Ken From Hyde Park: Good Lord, what is happening in here?
	🚽 9:21am Krys O.: Was there a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush?
	🚽 9:22am PaulRobeson1922: The L-RD inspires lots & lots of good music
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Irwin played Lord Blakie this week. Lords of the New Church (Mona played 'em).
	9:23am PuraVida: Fonzie was in The Lords of Flatbush
	9:23am Rosey is Listening on 91.1 MHz: From one Jew to another, I loved the Lord Sitar cover, Ken.
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: Why, yes, there was a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush and Paul Jabara had a hand in it. He's Mr. Thank God It's Friday.
	9:23am morphe': Think I heard or read that MIA has come out as born again??? Or Rhianna???? or????
	9:24am F⁐F⁐ (: The Lords of the 52nd Street. Featuring Billy Joel's original band members. Just saying..
	9:24am PuraVida: Here's you soundtrack @Krys O. m.imdb.com...
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: Vocalists cloaking their emotions in nonsensical metaphors is a tale as old as time, and Lorde is a master at it!
	🚽 9:24am NotARealDoctor: it was MIA she had a vision of Jesus Christ and converted
	🚽 9:24am David (in London): Lord Billy Joel, surely FoFo?
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: Lord Westbrook
	9:26am PuraVida: In the Lords of Flatbush Soundtrack: When You Are A Lord By Paul Jabara and Joseph Nicholas (as Paul Nicholas)
	🚽 9:26am PaulRobeson1922: A good egg salad sandwitch is a vision
	🚽 9:26am karlward: Maybe Billy Joel was a collective hallucination
	🚽 9:27am karlward: Tell us, Talking Egg: was Billy Joel just a collective hallucination?
	🚽 9:27am HyperDose: Single arm clavicle pull ups. That's a new one I gotta try.
	🚽 9:27am Handy Haversack: I mean, seriously: how can there never have been a band called Lordosis? Or Lord O'Sis? Or Lord O Sis?!
	9:27am G: Billy Joel is Captain Jack.
	9:27am Talking Egg: No karlward, he is very, very real.
	🚽 9:27am karlward: Tub o' Lord
	9:29am F⁐F⁐ (: Lady is the female equivalent of Lord, right? If so.. Lady Diahrrea. She sits in the (toilet of) the House of Lords.
	9:29am TerrDE: Lords of Acid ?
	9:29am Glistener MW: Hey, speak for yourself — I’m from the Berenstein universe where the all-Freebird show DID happen. It was glorious.
	🚽 9:30am AnAnonymousParty: Did Jack Lord delve into anything musically? I fell like he could have done something Shatner-like.
	🚽 9:30am NotARealDoctor: is there a lady spears who does a more sophisticated version of toxic
	🚽 9:30am David (in London): Golden Brown is The Diarrhea Lady's theme tune.
	🚽 9:32am David (in London): Jack Lord should have guested on jug with The 13th Floor Elevators.
	🚽 9:32am AnAnonymousParty: And I thought that 'dry cougher' meant some old guy with a pack of Marlboros.
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: Neem oil is in my foaming cat shampoo. Interesting smell that takes a minute to get used to. @NotARealDoctor Jim Price in a dress could pull it off.
	🚽 9:32am PaulRobeson1922: @TerrDe @9:29: i’m wondering, what's Acid?
	9:32am Thin Slice: I put some neem oil in my coffer this morning. spotted lantern flies are all over our rose bush
	9:32am PuraVida: Elvis introduces Jack Lord www.youtube.com...
	9:33am Androu B.: Speaking of Billy Joel, did you know that before he gained fame as The Piano Man, he was in a short-lived prog band called Attila? https://www.discogs.com/release/1448576-Attila-Attila (Read the comment below. It pretty much explains everything.)
	9:34am F⁐F⁐ (: Great challenge, Ken! Songs with Banana in the name.
	9:34am Glistener MW: !!! Faithless Freebirds forthcoming!
	9:34am TerrDE: Acid is the only known cure for the common cold. There are side effects, Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery
	9:35am F⁐F⁐ (: Chubby Checker - Banana Boat Limbo Song
	9:36am PuraVida: The ONLY banana song that matters is the Banana Splits theme song
	🚽 9:36am PaulRobeson1922: Thank U
	9:36am F⁐F⁐ (: Jorge Ben - O vendedor de bananas
	9:37am PuraVida: Also Harry Chapin 20,000 pounds of bananas
	9:37am TerrDE: my Lords of Acid CD that I got at the thrift store is sitting over there. I've forgotten what it sounds like, but it still has one of the best covers ever
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: Banana Hold Your Hand
	9:38am zopa: Jackson Do Pandiero - Chiclete com Banana
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: Someone tell Sheila B. about Attila!
	9:40am crateslinger: Gus Englehorn, you say? Hmmm. Never heard of him.
	9:40am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Good morrow sir Kenethe and wafmau company
	9:40am iiibeat: All them holes are just spots for eyes to slide into. That's all they are. I did predict Daniel Johnston to follow. If The Cars are next I will squirt!
	🚽 9:40am HyperDose: Is Gus Englehorn a distant Bodenheim relative? Thrice removed perhaps?
	9:41am F⁐F⁐ (: Oh! I see. It's farm animals in the song title! Horse, Cow.. One about pigs, please!
	9:42am kuba: pigs? in there??
	9:42am Marie: Walking the cow--I love Daniel Johnston. BTW, good morning, Ken and everybody!
	9:43am Sam: Do you have an x-ray of a Dunkin bagel?
	🚽 9:43am HyperDose: @F⁐F⁐ I can't see Ken playing an N.W.A. song
	9:44am TerrDE: i listened to the entire Walking my Cat Named Dog album the other day. A missed gem, good psychedelic folk from a one hit wonder
	🚽 9:44am AnAnonymousParty: There's a place in France...
	9:44am Sam: It's nothing but bagel all the way down
	🚽 9:45am Handy Haversack: Probably should have gone with Squagels.
	9:46am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants!
	9:47am Sam: Hey fofo how's it hangin'? Are you still in la madre patria?
	9:47am TerrDE: whos on clarinet ?
	🚽 9:47am David (in London): Handy, The Squagels: new Wave revisionist band for 2022. Get yer skinny tie on...
	🚽 9:48am Handy Haversack: "Salt?"
	9:48am roBert beLowe: Thanks alot, Ken. I will be dunking and splashing the whole day long now. Ha. Good morning, fellow Wednesday Morning Programme listeners.
	9:48am Sam: what's on oboe, i don't know's on french horn
	🚽 9:48am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	🚽 9:48am HyperDose: Square watermelons exist, so this didn't surprise me at all (even though it was from an April fool's post). There you go, Handy: pbs.twimg.com...
	9:48am The Oscar: There's a great surf cover of "Brazil" on an old comp called The Surf Creature.
	9:49am F⁐F⁐ (: Sam, I'm (in London) as David would say.
	9:49am Sam: Ah yes, what we here in America call "the mother country"
	🚽 9:49am AnAnonymousParty: Hey Ken, thanks for reminding me I need to get my ducts checked out.
	9:51am chresti: Davidkins!
	🚽 9:51am Handy Haversack: Relevant Squagels material starts a couple minutes in. Try 2:55: videosift.com...
	9:51am castor: @anonymous make sure you have the proper form
	9:51am Androu B.: I have to confess, I saw the Daniel Johnston biodoc two weeks after his death, which, needless to say, had such an emotional impact on me after learning about the disability he had to endure for most of his life, so heartbreaking. It must have been agonizing for him to have to wrangle with the demons that plagued him for the rest of his life. Yet amazingly, he managed not to let it affect his performance.
	🚽 9:52am DjLorraine: A Sneetches x-ray with stars upon thars
	🚽 9:52am karlward: "Banana Question" by Royal Trux, which is not FCC-friendly in any sense of the term
	9:53am Sam: They put a star over that skeleton's boner, heh heh
	9:53am Kitschy Mama: Ken, Great Toons Today!
	9:55am Colin in Durham England: Did everyone see Jeffrey Lewis share that cover a young lass did of Cult Boyfriend earlier? He only shared the line about WFMU. Trying to find it but it’s gone now, was on Facebook
	9:55am Androu B.: GM, chresti!
	9:56am crateslinger: who can tell me how to update my cc info... had to gots a new card and my sfl is kaputski
	9:56am crateslinger: (I don't want to bother Joe. I do that at least once a year)
	🚽 9:57am Webhamster Henry: Central Services!
	9:57am F⁐F⁐ (: X ray of a Kinder Egg https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.MVpwoqaZcmpD4CXgLtPCUgHaER
	🚽 9:58am Handy Haversack: crateslinger: You can always drop a line to listener ser-- ah. I was going to suggest bothering Joe! The only other thing I can think of is just making a new S4L pledge, but I think that will end up causing problems. I'd just drop Joe a line.
	9:59am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Yes, we have no bananas
	9:59am Androu B.: Must watch "Brazil"! (I have it in an avi file on the hard drive where I keep all my vids.)
	9:59am dale: the richrd kiley anti pot psa. laughingsquid.com...
	🚽 10:00am Vivian: Love Children of Men!!
	🚽 10:00am PaulRobeson1922: Find me. This way that way the end
	10:00am crateslinger: cheers Handy. he's always so nice. I wonder if he lets out a big sigh everytime he sees me in the cue.
	10:00am Bernardo: Love the find me people
	10:00am The Oscar: I think we're not far from the first Mad Max-- things are definitely spiraling, but people still live in houses and wear pants.
	10:01am castor: Hell yes ken!
	10:01am Another Chris: You're going to emulate my cocaine?
	10:01am ackthpfft: Love CoM. Always thought Michael Caine's part was originally meant for Peter O'Toole.
	10:01am Blix: That was exactly the film that came to my mind when you started that sentence!
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Jazz police are looking through my folders Jazz police are talking to my niece Jazz police have got their final orders Jazzer, drop your axe, it's jazz police
	10:02am Sam: Ken, you're free to play whatever you want, but would it kill you to play some jazz? Come on Daddy-o. Be a team player.
	🚽 10:02am HyperDose: @Handy He really sold me on the rolling away part. The poster was a great touch too. Love dedication to a good bit.
	10:02am Marie: I am somewhat ambiv. about jazz--like a lot of it but mostly wouldn't put it on in my house--prefer to see it live
	🚽 10:02am karlward: Handy got the jazz
	10:02am Glistener MW: Stuart Cop-land and the Jazz Police
	10:02am Pomme d'Or: Good morning everyone. Didn't want 'If I Were a Rich Man' to end ❤️ real cool
	🚽 10:02am David (in London): When the Prog Detector goes off, the Jazz Police get tooled up and head towards Jersey City.
	10:02am Jessie: Zappa once called Jazz, 'music for the unemployed.'
	10:03am F⁐F⁐ (: RIP Bob Dylan
	10:03am Sam: Good pronunciation!
	10:03am ackthpfft: Only Paul Lynde taunted the Squares
	10:03am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: oh did he die?
	10:03am Okasa: Dana Gould's latest episode of his podcast talks about Terry Gilliam's fight to get Brazil released. Great story. www.danagould.com...
	10:03am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: again?
	10:04am Androu B.: Brazilians have been living in a dystopian state since the mercilessly authoritarian Jair Bolsinaro took over top office.
	10:04am Marie: I thought Brazil was a total bummer @)
	10:05am Sam: Sir Bob Dylan has left the building in his beautiful balloon
	10:06am F⁐F⁐ (: Someone find that angry lady!
	🚽 10:06am AnAnonymousParty: I'm pretty sure the jazz police roll up in a old customized Checker Cab painted flat black, so they are hard to miss.
	10:07am knundrum500: “Find me” has me pissing myself laughing at work.
	10:07am F⁐F⁐ (: To the guy that's inside me. GET OUT!
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: Jazz police, I hear you calling Jazz police, I feel so blue Jazz police, I think I'm falling I'm falling ... for you
	10:07am Marie: Maybe Daniel Johnston heard this at an early age--could have been a trigger
	10:07am A Bee: I also think there may be Kate Bush Police because she’s been everywhere. If they come play then this https://youtu.be/PJbjAwvRWLs
	10:07am Androu B.: The Shatman found me many times. (Seriously, you should hear my impression of him.)
	🚽 10:08am David (in London): The Jazz Police have shields shaped like saxophones.
	10:08am knundrum500: I heard her! So angry.
	10:08am Androu B.: SPOCK!
	🚽 10:08am AnAnonymousParty: The horn plays a few bars of "Pork Pie Hat".
	🚽 10:09am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all. Crazy busy day today, will have you all on in the background but can't stay and play alas. Loving the Xray theme.
	10:09am knundrum500: I think I’m having an acid flashback.
	10:09am F⁐F⁐ (: If only the piano lady were here to help us finding those people. Her music will tell us.
	10:09am zopa: I must clickey star this!
	🚽 10:10am PigeonsAndRust: Melody! Harmony!!
	🚽 10:10am HyperDose: SWOON
	10:11am Brendan: The find me song reminds me of the twilight zone episode where the little girl got lost in another dimension under her bed. The parents were yelling over here find me! It scared me almost as much as the find me song.
	10:11am Kitschy Mama: Also Swooning
	10:12am zopa: Now play Strangler in Paradise...
	🚽 10:12am PaulRobeson1922: @Brendan: There was time now!!!! I had time now
	10:12am Sam: Every song should have a harp in it.
	10:13am dale: www.youtube.com... the second mr. french in that classical collection commercial
	10:13am Marie: harp/heart, heart/harp
	10:13am TerrDE: years before A Whiter Shade of Pale
	10:13am knundrum500: Invented by same guy that invented high heels
	10:13am Androu B.: "You probably recognize this familiar theme as 'Strangers In Paradise'. But did you know that the original title of this composition was 'Polyphemus Dance No.5'?"
	10:14am Sam: Yeah, this isn't even jazz, it's classical! And Russian on top of that.
	10:14am McGroovey: Oh, I read that first add "polymorphous dunce"
	10:15am Sam: The music was borrowed from Borodin
	10:15am knundrum500: I remember when the melodica had its moment.
	🚽 10:15am PaulRobeson1922: Fine me
	10:15am Marie: I thought it was polyhexadrone red dye #5...
	10:16am TerrDE: my comment alludes to that, but the name escaped me, thanks
	10:17am Androu B.: I wonder if Taco ever did a cover of "Begin The Beguine".
	10:18am Okasa: I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Stranger in Paradise. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 2 by Borodin?
	10:18am Marie: I love this already
	10:19am Androu B.: @Osaka - Thanks for correcting me.
	10:19am Okasa: So many popular melodies were actually written by the great masters, like these familiar themes...
	10:20am knundrum500: Years of SNL skits instantaneously just made sense.
	🚽 10:20am PaulRobeson1922: Beautiful
	10:20am TerrDE: Vast musical knowledge here... Anyone know the 50s or 60s hit song that uses all 12 notes ?
	10:20am Marie: At this point, I would like to request a 3-hour Kiki and Herb show
	10:20am sphere: WINDMILLS!
	10:20am knundrum500: Mr sandman?
	10:20am sphere: And hello
	10:20am Thin Slice: I saw Kiki perform I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself at a Dusty Springfield Loser's Lounge show. And then she came and sat down at our table. It was fantastic.
	10:20am Robm: Hello fellow freeform listeners
	10:21am Okasa: @Androu B - I had to go to YouTube and watch it. Really brought back memories!
	10:22am Sam: I think the jazz classic "Caravan" might use all 12 notes
	10:22am Sam: Wait no, Caravan doesn't use the minor 7th. Just the major one.
	10:23am ackthpfft: @Okasa: actually it gives me flashbacks to "Fire Maidens from Outer Space"... oof....
	10:23am Sam: It's not a fancy machine, it's a silver machine
	10:24am Marie: Windmills of your mind--I never really thought about that image/meaning b4. Might explain Chump's weird fixation on windmills--too close to home in terms of describing his mind?
	10:24am TerrDE: thanks Sam, the one I'm thinking of has a vocal. It changes keys and scales so skilfully that you never think its atonal overall
	10:25am Okasa: Cy Roth... Shame on you!
	10:25am Androu B.: According to Secondhand Songs, nearly 300 versions of "Windmills Of Your Mind", including the version we just heard, and 16 adaptations in 14 languages.
	10:25am river: this won’t top the polka black hole sun on dance with me stanley on friday
	10:25am F⁐F⁐ (: Black Hole Sun. A perfect failthless cover. By the way, I prefer Cibo singing, even though I love Matto. <3
	10:26am queems: oh no
	10:27am F⁐F⁐ (: Oh yes, queems.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Oh ... no.
	10:27am Brendan: Billie Jean Blues
	10:28am TerrDE: the chair is not his son
	10:28am Marie: The audience sounds kind of stunned
	10:28am queems: i've never heard the life be sucked out of a song so throoughly
	10:29am Androu B.: Correction: 370 versions altogether; 297 are either covers of the original version or intrumentals.
	10:29am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Was kinda hoping it was over a few bars ago
	10:29am Sam: Billy Joel is not my lover He's just a piano man in love with an uptown girl
	🚽 10:29am karlward: Oh there are worse covers out there, I actually like this one
	🚽 10:29am Handy Haversack: Think twice.
	🚽 10:29am karlward: Me and four other people like this song, that's enough for me
	🚽 10:30am David (in London): Billy Joel is Lord. Let him into your heart.
	10:30am Accordion To Phil: Ohhhh the kid actually IS his son. Thank you Chris Cornell for clarifying that
	10:30am Brendan: Billie Jean probably did wonders for condom sales
	10:30am ackthpfft: Billy Joel is Lorde? Who knew?
	🚽 10:31am karlward: "Never trust a man with two first names." --Billy Joel
	10:31am F⁐F⁐ (: I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Billlie Jean. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 1 by Borodin?
	10:31am Brendan: Today Billie Jean McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee bridge
	10:31am sphere: He DID start the fire. The song is a coverup.
	10:32am TerrDE: i love the Steve Martin video where he dances just as well, and makes fun of it at the same time...
	🚽 10:32am David (in London): Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.
	10:33am Brendan: Damn you Billy Joel! Nobody calls it tonic and gin!
	10:33am herb.nyc: I was all the way upstairs for that Kiki and Herb Carnegie hall show. Much funnies- like Kiki saying “ladies and gentlemen, we could be here for 2 hours, or, 20 minutes, I don’t know”. (Paraphrased, she said it funnier). - thanks, Ken, for saying Herb and Kiki.
	10:33am Sam: I only call it tonic and gin when I'm making love to it.
	10:33am sphere: Did you know that Borodin based his Polvetsian Dance No.1 on a folk song from North Isventia?
	10:34am TerrDE: every time I hear this, I remember what a great line "No Safety or Surprise" is
	10:35am F⁐F⁐ (: Thank you, Sam!
	10:35am Androu B.: As for "Black Hole Sun", Secondhand Songs lists 110 versions, incl. 35 instrumentals and 3 parodies/adaptations.
	10:35am Sam: Andy is hoarding tampons, I guarantee it.
	🚽 10:35am HyperDose: Were you going to have women call in and ask them "what's your flow?"
	10:35am queems: what brand though
	🚽 10:36am PaulRobeson1922: I’ve found so many washed up littered tampons at the beach. I shoulda submitted trash photos but I was driving
	10:37am yippie: you should give out diva cups with different divas on them like Aretha Franklin or benyonce
	🚽 10:37am karlward: This is not good advice
	🚽 10:37am PaulRobeson1922: wfmu.org...
	🚽 10:37am HyperDose: There is a viral video making the rounds where a girl hides a cannabis cigarette inside of a tampon. Crushes it up, I wouldn't recommend it.
	10:37am queems: my dad heard there was a sriracha shortage on fox news so he bough like 5 bottles and gave me one
	🚽 10:37am karlward: However, this is good jazz
	10:38am Okasa: "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." FZ
	10:38am Sam: You find them washed up in Florida, especially Tampon Bay.
	10:38am JetBoy of Brooklyn: We will need the address
	10:38am heatherita: uh, maxi pads are different from tampons
	10:38am queems: rolled up maxi pads don't work as well as tampons
	10:38am herb.nyc: Andy lives in Madison, Nj? Remember when we were asked to mail a postcard to him? Well, mine was returned. What a waste of taxpayer labor!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: Can’t blame this one on us, ladies wfmu.org... I’ve got Dozens of photos maybe more
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1922: You can find anything at the beach
	🚽 10:40am PigeonsAndRust: I always thought it was curious cardiac tamponade had nothing to do with tampons
	🚽 10:40am -жеи: I will call Andy and tell him that what he purchased yesterday are NOT tampons. I knew I should not have sent him to the store alone.
	🚽 10:41am PigeonsAndRust: Call him on the air!
	10:41am heatherita: please do, and don't make me take time away from work to correct you again, Ken
	10:41am F⁐F⁐ (: Ken, there's a difference: Maxi pad: Find me. I'm over here. Tampon: Find me. I'm inside you.
	🚽 10:41am DjLorraine: That could be a billionaire's space ship on a distant planet...
	🚽 10:41am HyperDose: Yeah call Andy and patch him in! Hopefully he's eating and we can hear him chew 😍
	10:41am Bernardo: Find me. I’m here. Find ME. FIND me I’m Here.
	10:41am Sam: Ooh good one fofo
	10:41am river: a few weeks ago at work we had trouble finding pads for our commercial dispenser. but then we found them
	🚽 10:42am David (in London): Please don't use all this as an excuse to play Lord Sitar's neglected tampon identification album.
	10:42am river: i thought you said “most commercially successful maraca player”
	10:44am sphere: Who is the world’s most commercially successful jaw harp player?
	10:44am Jessie: Hit these jazz types up good and play side 1 of Dave Burrell's Echo LP. That will test their endurance.
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Sure would be nice to hear the trumpet stylings of Zombie Luca Brasi right about now.
	10:45am Sam: He sleeps with the fishes. Like Kanye West.
	10:45am sphere: Dave Burrell is not where it’s at, man.
	🚽 10:46am karlward: Luca Brasi AKA Prometheus in Hades
	🚽 10:47am karlward: sphere: I love me some Dave Burrell
	10:47am F⁐F⁐ (: RIP Bob and Panic
	10:47am Marie: I used to dream of starting a band and using Maxi Pads in the name, like, Marie and the Maxi Pads. Unfortunately, I had no musical talent
	10:48am ?: That John Zorn was not the version I'm familiar with I think. What album was that from?
	10:48am sphere: @karlward: I was the Jazz Police for one terrible moment. Forgive me.
	🚽 10:50am karlward: Jazz Police flag has swung eighth notes instead of stars
	10:50am Marie: Speaking of feminine hygiene product humor, one time, I stuck a maxi pad (unused) on a friend's windshield while it was parked and she did not notice until she was driving home and it totally freaked her out @)
	10:50am (Murakami Whywolf))): There's some decent soft-pore corn on Shutterstock® and Getty®.
	10:51am F⁐F⁐ (: Listen to that distinvtive Luca Brasi sax sound! That's Don Cherry!
	10:52am sphere: @karlward. They have surveillance cameras at every Jazz at Lincoln Center concert to check if you attended and looked at your playbill.
	10:52am Mister Dobalina: Yeah, baby!
	10:52am Androu B.: YEAH, BABY!!!
	🚽 10:52am HyperDose: That went from Ferris Bueller to Austin Powers real quick
	10:52am F⁐F⁐ (: Wait. Luca Brasi didn't play the sax, did he?
	10:52am Marie: This is "jazz" I can get behind
	10:53am sphere: Luca Brasi plays sopranino jaw harp.
	🚽 10:53am JtotheK: wonderful quincy jones austin powers jam! hi ken, hi everyone.
	10:53am Androu B.: Swing it like your life depends on it!
	🚽 10:53am -жеи: Luca played the cornet, with a mute. He wasn't very good but he didn't deserve to die because of it.
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: I am sure the fishes are enjoying his jazz stylings.
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: Жеи's got some BRASS ones 🎺🎵
	10:56am Brendan: Swingin’ baby!
	10:56am F⁐F⁐ (: Handy, Fish love playing Jazz: it is Sole music.
	10:57am Marie: Perfect stripper music, gotta say it
	10:57am (((Murakami Whywolf): I had a brief cancer scare; I'm not going to give it the satisfaction of having taught me anything.
	10:59am Androu B.: Well, the old clock on my monitor says it's time for me to head out! Thanx, -жеи! And a good day to all the Freebirds here and abroad! ¡Hasta la proxima, F⁐F⁐ y Handy!
	🚽 10:59am Handy Haversack: It's all the different scales, F⁐F⁐.
	🚽 10:59am HyperDose: Take care, Androu!
	11:00am F⁐F⁐ (: Bye, Androu! Don't worry. I'll take notes of the show on your behalf.
	🚽 11:00am Rich in Washington: If one get nabbed by the Jazz Police, do they have to go door to door to let everyone know they're a sax offender?
	🚽 11:00am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta luego, Androu B.!
	🚽 11:00am Rich in Washington: (i'm sorry)
	11:00am Sam: Luca Brasi was actually murdered by the Korean mafia. A guy known as the Godfather of Seoul.
	🚽 11:01am Handy Haversack: @Rich: Eighth notes, Dude.
	11:02am queems: it's an easy mistake to make. they look almost identical except one is a tiny cylinder and one is a large, flat rectangle
	11:02am Brendan: John Cougar Menstrualcramp
	11:02am Marie: They saw him as a stooge/mark the minute he walked in that door
	11:02am F⁐F⁐ (: Let the jazz jokes segment begin! What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 1,000 people, the jazz guitarists plays 1,000 chords for 3 people.
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Trasnmute Rock to Jazz is a fourth-level spell.
	11:03am Katy_bar_the_door: Just wondering, has there ever been an all female punk band named Toxic Shock?
	11:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): I’m more curious if anyone’s tried any of those menstruation cups
	11:03am Marie: I thought his name was Willy Nelson
	11:03am the worthless nobody talks to: KEN if you and ANDY give out tampons BELIEVE ME women will come and take them! Be careful you dont have a TAMPON RIOT!!!
	11:03am sphere: Q: What is the terrible thing that happens when the drums stop? A: Bass solo!
	11:03am Sam: A pussy riot, as it were
	🚽 11:04am PaulRobeson1922: I have more photos of tampons washed up at the beach if you wana see em, if not I get it
	11:04am F⁐F⁐ (: How do you make a jazz guitarist play quieter? Put a chart in front of him
	🚽 11:05am Rich in Washington: I remember an all-female 80s hardcore band that issued their first cassette in a repurposed Tampax box but I can't for the life of me recall their name.
	11:05am queems: i did some research and apparently tampon companies are denying there is a supply chain issue but some ai supply chain tracking company said there is
	11:05am Jessie: How does a jazz musician end up with 1 million dollars? By starting with 2 million dollars.
	11:05am Tome: Good Morning SM Ken and everyone !<>!
	🚽 11:05am -жеи: @Paulrobeson, no thank you. Do you have photos of any other medical waste though?
	11:05am queems: my research included one single article
	🚽 11:05am Vivian: Time Capsule is a double album?? Not sure I can take more than this song..
	11:05am Brendan: I don’t understand the but Stan Getz it
	11:06am sphere: Q: A trombonist is going down a street and passes a frog going the opposite direction. What’s the difference between them? A: The frog is going to a gig!
	11:06am Marie: BTW, on a serious note, the tampon/pad companies are not even required to disclose all the ingredients in their products, in the US
	🚽 11:07am Vivian: @sphere, good one, that gave me a laugh!
	11:07am F⁐F⁐ (: A jazz musician: The only person that would load $5,000 worth of equipment into $500 van to drive 250 miles to a $50 gig.
	11:07am Marie: I think this is actually Ken's secret side band
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: The problem is not the specific kinds of waste on the beaches. The problem is the combined sewer system that flushes everything into the rivers in the rain, which then empties into the oceans. Demand better sewers and the elimination of CSOs. www.newtowncreekalliance.org... Now back to jazz.
	11:08am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken and everyone...I hate Zoom Meetings...
	🚽 11:08am -жеи: Hey, these jazz jokes are HIGHlarious! Somebody has to record these with a laugh track and send them to me.
	🚽 11:10am HyperDose: @queems Logistically that makes sense. The production numbers are most likely the same for the companies, so to them there isn't a shortage. The shortage lies within the consumer demand and hoarding thanks to the media. It's up to big tampon if it wants to meet this new demand.
	11:10am sphere: Now do I get jazz points or lose jazz points? I do not know.
	11:10am Theo: GREAT jazz jokes everyone! I’m going to go out on a high note…
	🚽 11:10am Handy Haversack: You can always pick some up on the beach, sphere.
	🚽 11:11am Rich in Washington: Not really a Jazz joke, but once a DJ friend was playing a Dolphy record on the air and a station engineer, who was in the air room installing something overhead him call it Free Jazz. He turned to me and said 'No wonder it's free! Who'd PAY for THAT!.
	11:11am sphere: Let’s all go to a John Zoom meeting.
	11:12am zopa: What about those parts? Are there witches there as well?
	11:12am Jessie: A jazz musician is walking down the street when he happens to look up and see a man about to jump from the ledge of a building. Jazzman: "Hey, man! Don't jump! Bird lives, baby!" Jumper: "Who's Bird?" Jazzman: "Jump, asshole!"
	🚽 11:13am PaulRobeson1922: This is NOT a photograph of a tampon. www.wfmu.org...
	11:13am geoff: The chorus sounds more like “witches of e-sports” to me (which I kinda prefer)
	🚽 11:14am -жеи: Thanks for posting, @PaulRobeson, I was wondering where I left that bag
	11:15am queems: technically the beach photo had an empty tampon applicator
	11:15am Brendan: It’s kooky, nutty witchcraft.
	🚽 11:17am DjLorraine: Shortage? Yes, some brands could be longer.
	11:17am F⁐F⁐ (: I heard that rockabye baby at the beginning of the Bronze tune, Ken! You can't fool me!
	11:17am Crosby in KC: Good morning, Ken and all.
	🚽 11:18am HyperDose: That fruit roll ups wrapper tells me Ken has a stash drawer with a false bottom at his desk full of munchies. At least I know what I'm doing today. Hitting up JC town hall for blueprints to plan my snack heist!
	🚽 11:18am Rich in Washington: @PaulRobeson1922: That bag looks suspiciously like the extras in every limited edition cassette Industrial release I bought in the 90s.
	11:19am sphere: This whole show is treacherously close to featuring actual serious & continguous Ken sets.
	11:21am greg: Your shirt came this week. My wife is horrified
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: I packed up several SWAG packages with Ken's shirt in them yesterday. It was oddly frequently paired with Stashu's shirt. Limited-data-set caveats apply, of course.
	11:23am F⁐F⁐ (: greg, Mine as well. And let me tell you I'm horrified! I didn't even order it. I guess is like the big sausage pizza. You get one whether you order it or not.
	🚽 11:26am -жеи: sorry about that greg and f0f0. Even though they are horrified now, they will chill out later.
	11:26am Marie: rather b52s-ish to me--love it
	🚽 11:27am Rich in Washington: I'm wearing my Scaryokee shirt (which I just got the other day) today and I've got a work Zoom meeting this morning
	11:30am Susan See: I’m hearing echoes of the Junkbot music in this piece! Anyone familiar with that?
	11:31am Marie: Animal Research--perfect name for a dystopian band
	11:32am heatherita: @Marie, reminds me of Skinny Puppy
	🚽 11:33am HyperDose: All this Stuff We All Get talk made me curious. Went downstairs and lo and behold, THE SWAGETH HATH ARRIVETH!
	11:33am F⁐F⁐ (: Thanks, Ken. But the T-shirt was already banned by the Church of England.
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: Happy SWAGVENT, HyperDose! Lo, your hour is come round at last!
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Sure, they ban it now, F⁐F⁐, but you know that under all their fancy robes and chain-mail armor, all those clerics are rocking the Trust Us, It's Music T!
	11:35am Mister Dobalina: It looks like a very fluid mouse went down someone's throat, in that gif.
	11:35am Marie: I hear ya' heatherita (I like your username)
	11:36am F⁐F⁐ (: No Human Fly! Hallelujah!
	🚽 11:37am HyperDose: Uh oh, someone stuffed the wrong t-shirt in here. Hate to do it, but I gotta email Joe! >.<
	🚽 11:38am Rich in Washington: I almost always forget what I've selected for my swag so it's a fun surprise when I get my bundle.
	🚽 11:39am Krys O.: This reminds me that I have to schedule a swallow test with my ENT.
	11:41am Dean: Shouldn't Glen Jones be DJing today's program?
	11:41am F⁐F⁐ (: HyperDose, Accept destiny and be proud to wear Ken's t-shirt before the supreme court abolish your rights to wear it (i.e. Joe v Wayne).
	11:41am Dave Conehead: nice show dog!
	11:41am happymaan: Congratulations on the swag!
	🚽 11:42am Krys O.: @Rich: Joe McGasko usually sends an email with the swag choices. I forget too, but I always refer back to that email.
	11:43am Carmichael: Good morning Kenneth and all the ships at sea. Thanks for the Daniel Johnston back yonder there.
	11:43am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My 94 year old mom used to say "not to be hard boiled about it" back in the 70's. Chrome is so awesome! They are so damn HEAVY.
	11:44am Dean: Libretto by Valerie Solanas.
	11:44am McGroovey: OK. I think I found all the jazz jokes, but there's not enough time left to record them by noon today.
	🚽 11:45am HyperDose: Thanks, happymaan. Good to see ya! @F⁐F⁐ I can't wear light colored shirts. My sweat is like acid rain. Wouldn't stay pink for more than a week haha
	11:45am Mister Dobalina: I'm going to start using that line...Wild Neil.
	11:45am F⁐F⁐ (: Handy, I know! Just like the cherubin and seraph underwear those Church of Satan priests wear underneath their fancy robes!
	11:46am Jessie: Q: What do jazz trumpeters use for contraceptives? A: Their personality
	11:46am Barefoot Jimmy G: I love The Stooges on Acid, Ken!
	11:47am chresti: FINALLY able to connect at work!
	11:47am Mister Dobalina: Keh, keh, keh...Kenny & the Jets !!1
	11:50am chresti: So glad I am able to see these wonderful animated X-rays!
	11:50am McGroovey: Any more last-minute jazz joke submissions?
	11:51am chresti's boss: I'm here. I found you.
	🚽 11:51am -жеи: I'm serious about somebody needing to record these jazz jokes with a laugh track
	11:52am chresti: No I'm a different chresti, the other one is smiling at customers in the parking lot!
	11:53am McGroovey: @Ken that's my plan. And Dr K doing Free Bird.
	11:53am Crosby in KC: Yuxo!!
	11:54am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Sounds like a singing water buffalo
	🚽 11:54am Krys O.: I can supply the laugh tracks from Bea Arthur's 1980 TV special.
	🚽 11:55am Handy Haversack: Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! That oughta keep 'em from setting for another week. Later on, everyone.
	🚽 11:55am Rich in Washington: MEAT!
	11:56am F⁐F⁐ (: Hasta Huevo, Handy!
	11:56am Carmichael: This, from Future Man of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: "Why do banjo players put their picks on the car dashboard? So they can park in handicapped spots."
	11:57am Marie: I think laugh tracks are deadly. Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am Mi-rgod: There's a wealth of delightful, professionally crafted jazz jokes in Paul F. Tompkins' Jazz bit: www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: ¡Unidos en el Huevo, F⁐F⁐!
	11:57am chresti: It looks like the rubber duck is riding a bicycle?
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: It does, chresti and the rubber duck is popping a wheelie.
	🚽 11:58am Rich in Washington: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:58am Krys O.: Tanx, Ken!
	🚽 11:58am -жеи: Good morrow my friends! Thanks for chilling with all of us today
	11:58am nycmusicnerd: From Amy Rigby: A little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up I want to be a drummer." Mom says, "I'm sorry son, you can't do both."
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: Thanks, Жеи! I'd say you got lucky this week. But you can't evade the jazz police forever. They're coming to take you away (in 1/√π/√⅔ time)!
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: P.S. That hightail site is great. Blazing fast download speed! 🔥
	11:59am chresti: Hi Krys! Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm F⁐F⁐ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great comments, gifs, music and jazz jokes as always. Till next episode, people! take care and remember the alamo!
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks Ken!
	12:01pm Crosby in KC: Thanks, Ken!
	5:45pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Is Mr Breckman contemplating Direct Action?: tampons or napkins, bottles, and gasoline make fine Cocktails Molotov.

Ken: Playlist from June 15, 2022

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