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The Perfect Trip  Evol   Favoriting Covers the Greats 
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Lord Sitar  If I Were a Rich Man   Favoriting Lord Sitar 
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DJ MIke Biggz  Royal Planes (M.I.A. vs Lorde)   Favoriting  
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Hamilton Yarns  Banana   Favoriting Outside 
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Gus Englehorn  Terrible Horse   Favoriting Dungeon Master 
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Daniel Johnston  Walking The Cow   Favoriting  
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Slim and Slam  Dunkin Bagels   Favoriting Cement Mixer 
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Django Reinhardt  Brazil   Favoriting  
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Geoff & Maria Muldaur  Brazil   Favoriting Pottery Pie 
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Lester Bowie's Brass Fantasy  Blueberry Hill   Favoriting Avant Pop 
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Michael Kamen  Ducts   Favoriting Brazil OST      0:56:25 (Pop-up)
 
The Galens  Stranger in Paradise   Favoriting Classical Gassers: Pop Gems Inspired by the Great Composers      1:09:44 (Pop-up)
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Larry Adler  Begin the Beguine   Favoriting  
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Kiki and Herb  Windmills Of Your Mind   Favoriting  
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Cibo Matto  Black Hole Sun   Favoriting  
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Chris Cornell  Billie Jean   Favoriting  
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John Zorn  Inside Straight   Favoriting Naked City 
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The Art Ensemble of Chicago  Barnyard Scuffle Shuffle   Favoriting Fanfare for the Warriors 
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Rip Rig and Panic  Do The Tightrope (12" Version)   Favoriting  
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Quincy Jones  Soul Bossa Nova   Favoriting  
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Duke Ellington  Blue Pepper (Far East of the Blues)   Favoriting Far East Suite 
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Particle Kid  Original Glitch   Favoriting Time Capsule    *   2:03:22 (Pop-up)
Mzylkypop  Witches In These Parts   Favoriting The Wire Tapper Volume 4,358 
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The Runaways  Cherry Bomb   Favoriting       2:13:51 (Pop-up)
Bronze  New Mexico   Favoriting Absolute Compliance 
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Savak  No Blue No Jazz   Favoriting Human Error / Human Delight 
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Virgin Prunes  Moments and Mine (Despite Straight Lines)   Favoriting  
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Paolo F. Bragaglia  Monkey   Favoriting The Man From The Lab 
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Sudden Infant  Tuba Manifesto   Favoriting Lunatic Asylum 
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Chrome  Abstract Nympho   Favoriting  
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Piotr Kurek  Track 2   Favoriting Word Speaks 
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Hans Reichel  Yuxo   Favoriting       2:53:18 (Pop-up)
Negativland  The Perfect Cut (Piece of Meat)   Favoriting Helter Stupid 
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Listener comments!

Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 7:50am
AnAnonymousParty:

"There's a snake in my boot ... I mean, briefcase!"
Avatar 8:05am
HyperDose:

Nice to see you up bright and early, Staysh. Just off the treadmill. The rower beckons. 🛶🏃🏾‍♂️💨
LET'S GET THIS BREAD HUSTLERS!!!! 🍞😎💰
  8:09am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Hello, Egg, Ken, HyperDose and AAP!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:23am
-жеи:

Morning all. Jazz police trailing me this morning
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:29am
Handy Haversack:

AAP, HyperDose, F⁐F⁐, O holy Talking Egg, and esteemed leader Ken: glad to see youse this morning.
  8:47am
Androu B.:

Good Morning, Esteemed Sation Manager -жеи, AAP, HyperDose!
¡Buenos Dias, F⁐F⁐ y Handy!

Just a brief note that I'll be parting early from the chatboard sometime on or after 11:00 AM, but will remain tuned in for the rest of the show. Btw, what's the update on Bryce?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:51am
-жеи:

Permission to depart early granted Androu, thank you for checking on that. I dont know what the latest on Bryce is. He has been quite occupied as you can imagine. I think the pins are now out of his jaw but I am also in the dark.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:56am
Krys O.:

Hullooo! Are we scanning our innards today?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:58am
PigeonsAndRust:

I can already hear that free bird warming up, getting ready to lick our decals off. Figuratively, of course.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
McGroovey:

Now what?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Krys O.:

I have a mutated ureter (nothing serious). I wish I could see the scanned image. Only saw the report describing it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Hugo (NL):

hi freebirds!
  9:01am
Glistener MW:

!!! This is my favorite Faithless Freebird yet
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
The Oscar:

Lord Freebird sounds suspiciously like Lord Garbage.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
McGroovey:

What if that worm turns?
  9:02am
Glistener MW:

Morning, Androu and all! I hope Bryce is on the mend
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Hugo (NL):

Lord warwick hmm yezzz
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Brainiac from Neuron 3:

Todays birthdys include:

1923 Erroll Garner, American jazz pianist ("Misty"), born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (d. 1977)

1934 Ruby Nash Curtis [Garnett], American pop and R&B singer (Ruby and the Romantics - "Our Day Will Come"; "Hey There Lonely Boy"), born in Akron, Ohio

1937 Waylon Jennings, American country singer and guitarist ("I'm A Ramblin' Man" ), born in Littlefield, Texas (d. 2002)

1941 Harry Nilsson, American pop and rock singer-songwriter ("Everybody's Talkin'"; "One"; "Without You"), born in Brooklyn, New York (d. 1994)

1943 (Mervyn) "Muff" Winwood, English songwriter and bassist (Spencer Davis Group - "Gimme Some Lovin"), born in Erdington, Birmingham

1946 (Neville) "Noddy" Holder, British rock vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist (Slade - "Cum On Feel The Noize"), born in Walsall, England

1949 Russell Hitchcock, Australian rock vocalist (Air Supply), born in Melbourne, Victoria

1949 Jim Varney, American actor (Ernest Goes to Jail, Hey Vern), born in Lexington, Kentucky (d. 2000)

1949 Michael Lutz, American bassist, singer, guitarist (Brownsville Station - "Smokin' In The Boys Room"), and producer, born in Ann Arbor, Michigan

1951 Steve Walsh, American progressive rock singer (Kansas), born in St. Louis, Missouri

1951 Craig Gruber, American rock bassist (Rainbow), born in Cortland, New York (d. 2015)

1951 Joe Pizzulo, American session/vocalist (Alice Cooper; Sérgio Mendes - "Never Gonna Let You Go"), born in Youngstown, Ohio

1954 James Belushi, American comedian (Saturday Night Live, Trading Places), born in Chicago, Illinois

1957 Brad Gillis, American rock guitarist and vocalist (Night Ranger), born in Honolulu, Hawaii

1963 Scott Rockenfield, American drummer (Queensryche - "Breaking the Silence"), born in Seattle, Washington

1969 Ice Cube [O'Shea Jackson], American rapper and actor (Boyz in the Hood, Anaconda), born in Los Angeles, California

1973 Neil Patrick Harris, actor (Doogie Howser MD, How I Met Your Mother), born in Albuquerque, New Mexico

1976 Gary Lightbody, Northern Irish musician (Snow Patrol - "Chasing Cars"), born in Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland

1981 Billy Martin, American guitarist and songwriter (Good Charlotte - The Young and the Hopeless), born in Annapolis, Maryland,

1985 Nadine Coyle, Northern Irish pop singer (Girls Aloud - "Sound of the Underground"; "The Promise"), born in Derry, Northern Ireland
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  9:03am
Glistener MW:

I’m picturing this as Saruman playing the harp
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Handy Haversack:

Lord Freebird was as tied down by feudalism as any of his inherited peasants. The Freebird estates were a burden created by the illusion of ownership. Only in pure commonality did the residents of Freebirdshire finally achieve their aptonym. And in that freedom, they were made unchangeable by crown, fire, or sword. Though of course the forces of reaction had to try.

'Allo, all. ¡Hola, Androu B.!
  9:04am
Glistener MW:

Ha!(ndy)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken fans!
  9:05am
Glistener MW:

Lords never want to change. They stand there, pondering with chin in hand, “Am the one who should change?? No, it’s the freebirds who are wrong.”
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
Colin in Durham England:

My favourite part of the week. Radio-wise anyway.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
AnAnonymousParty:

Looks like somebody bought a pair of 'X-Ray Specs'.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
Webhamster Henry:

Obligatory Golden Brown video: www.youtube.com...
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V Priceless:

yay Stranglers!!
  9:08am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Hola, Andy and Handrou !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am
Bernardo:

The wackier The freebird coverThe better I always say
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:08am
David (in London):

Good afternoon assorted loons, spoons, movers and groovers.

Tip o' the hat to Station Manager Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
DjLorraine:

Morning music peeps
  9:11am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Straight from the House of Lords, Sir David in London! Everybody clap!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Handy Haversack:

Afternoon, David.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:12am
David (in London):

FoFo, Handy, Androu, Webhamster, Krys, HyperDose et al. Ahoy.

FoFo, being First Viscount Newington does comes with its duties of state...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:13am
PaulRobeson1922:

Very nice, so far Kenny
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-жеи:

Aww thanks Colin!
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-жеи:

What other musical lords are there? Lord Sitar coming right up...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:13am
Webhamster Henry:

Autoharp Alert!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:14am
PaulRobeson1922:

I hear the Byrds in Evol- and so I built a wall, the killing cold could not get in the gardenn
  9:14am
Androu B.:

Good Morning to all the Freebirds here in the West and Good Afternoon to those on the other side of the pond, incl. David and Colin!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Krys O.:

Screaming Lord Sutch comes to mind.
  9:15am
F⁐F⁐ (:

The guitar guy from Spinal Tap. He's one of them real Lords!
  9:15am
Marie:

I heard this was a big hit in Latvia
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Krys O.:

Lorde
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
David (in London):

Lord Buckley, Sir Lord Baltimore (always remember to turn the volume down).
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Krys O.:

Lord Kitchener
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Webhamster Henry:

How about Lord Buckley's version of Free Bird?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
McGroovey:

Jack Lord!

Book'im, Dan-o!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
David (in London):

Horse Lords.
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Stanley:

There's Screaming Lord Sutch for ya!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
Handy Haversack:

Lord Love a Duck.
  9:17am
Androu B.:

Lest we forget Lords Of The New Church.
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HyperDose:

Hey F⁐F⁐, handy, Androu, David!
Nice to see the usual suspects
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
Handy Haversack:

Lorde.
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DjLorraine:

Lord of the Thighs - Aerosmith (sorry)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Stanley:

Good afternoon, Sir David.
*Tip o'the hat*
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
PigeonsAndRust:

Jon Lord
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PuraVida:

Oh Lord these horns just woke the heck outta me. GOOD morning Ken & all...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am
zopa:

Who will buy this wonderful feeling?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
nathan:

lord creator
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Krys O.:

Ah, Mary Lou Lord.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
David (in London):

Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley.
  9:19am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Yes lords. They have an album called 'Draft Bills From Topographic Oceans'. Or something like that. Play them with no hesitation!
  9:19am
Androu B.:

Oh, and of course "The Lords Of Flatbush"!
  9:19am
morphe':

David van der Stoke .... currently in Sunny but windy West Kerry, Ire ... back and forth to Spain for Simon's school holidays. May have 2 -13 August to play around with ... not sure where but London may be in the cards for 3-4 days/nights... Will you be at Jenner?? This is all just a whisp of an idea at the moment....
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Handy Haversack:

Lord Melody: www.discogs.com...
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Stanley:

Lord Kitchener
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Handy Haversack:

Of course, Lordz of Brooklyn, coming up at efd's next mic break.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
David (in London):

Ahoy Lord Stanloid.

morphester! I shall polish Stoke Newington Church Street and await your arrival.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:21am
David (in London):

Lord Sitar was actually Topol. True fact.
  9:21am
morphe':

Sounds like the extended and modified version of the theme song from the '70s NewlyWed Game Show..
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good Lord, what is happening in here?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Krys O.:

Was there a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
PaulRobeson1922:

The L-RD inspires lots & lots of good music
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Handy Haversack:

Irwin played Lord Blakie this week.

Lords of the New Church (Mona played 'em).
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PuraVida:

Fonzie was in The Lords of Flatbush
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Rosey is Listening on 91.1 MHz:

From one Jew to another, I loved the Lord Sitar cover, Ken.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Krys O.:

Why, yes, there was a S/T album for Lords of Flatbush and Paul Jabara had a hand in it. He's Mr. Thank God It's Friday.
  9:23am
morphe':

Think I heard or read that MIA has come out as born again??? Or Rhianna???? or????
  9:24am
F⁐F⁐ (:

The Lords of the 52nd Street. Featuring Billy Joel's original band members.

Just saying..
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PuraVida:

Here's you soundtrack @Krys O.
m.imdb.com...
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HyperDose:

Vocalists cloaking their emotions in nonsensical metaphors is a tale as old as time, and Lorde is a master at it!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
NotARealDoctor:

it was MIA she had a vision of Jesus Christ and converted
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
David (in London):

Lord Billy Joel, surely FoFo?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Handy Haversack:

Lord Westbrook
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PuraVida:

In the Lords of Flatbush Soundtrack:

When You Are A Lord
By Paul Jabara and Joseph Nicholas (as Paul Nicholas)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
PaulRobeson1922:

A good egg salad sandwitch is a vision
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
karlward:

Maybe Billy Joel was a collective hallucination
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
karlward:

Tell us, Talking Egg: was Billy Joel just a collective hallucination?
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HyperDose:

Single arm clavicle pull ups. That's a new one I gotta try.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
Handy Haversack:

I mean, seriously: how can there never have been a band called Lordosis? Or Lord O'Sis? Or Lord O Sis?!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
G:

Billy Joel is Captain Jack.
  9:27am
Talking Egg:

No karlward, he is very, very real.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
karlward:

Tub o' Lord
  9:29am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Lady is the female equivalent of Lord, right? If so..

Lady Diahrrea. She sits in the (toilet of) the House of Lords.
  9:29am
TerrDE:

Lords of Acid ?
  9:29am
Glistener MW:

Hey, speak for yourself — I’m from the Berenstein universe where the all-Freebird show DID happen. It was glorious.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
AnAnonymousParty:

Did Jack Lord delve into anything musically? I fell like he could have done something Shatner-like.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
NotARealDoctor:

is there a lady spears who does a more sophisticated version of toxic
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
David (in London):

Golden Brown is The Diarrhea Lady's theme tune.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
David (in London):

Jack Lord should have guested on jug with The 13th Floor Elevators.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
AnAnonymousParty:

And I thought that 'dry cougher' meant some old guy with a pack of Marlboros.
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HyperDose:

Neem oil is in my foaming cat shampoo. Interesting smell that takes a minute to get used to.
@NotARealDoctor Jim Price in a dress could pull it off.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
PaulRobeson1922:

@TerrDe @9:29: i’m wondering, what's Acid?
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Thin Slice:

I put some neem oil in my coffer this morning. spotted lantern flies are all over our rose bush
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PuraVida:

Elvis introduces Jack Lord
www.youtube.com...
  9:33am
Androu B.:

Speaking of Billy Joel, did you know that before he gained fame as The Piano Man, he was in a short-lived prog band called Attila?
https://www.discogs.com/release/1448576-Attila-Attila
(Read the comment below. It pretty much explains everything.)
  9:34am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Great challenge, Ken!

Songs with Banana in the name.
  9:34am
Glistener MW:

!!! Faithless Freebirds forthcoming!
  9:34am
TerrDE:

Acid is the only known cure for the common cold. There are side effects, Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery
  9:35am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Chubby Checker - Banana Boat Limbo Song
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PuraVida:

The ONLY banana song that matters is the Banana Splits theme song
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
PaulRobeson1922:

Thank U
  9:36am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Jorge Ben - O vendedor de bananas
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PuraVida:

Also Harry Chapin 20,000 pounds of bananas
  9:37am
TerrDE:

my Lords of Acid CD that I got at the thrift store is sitting over there. I've forgotten what it sounds like, but it still has one of the best covers ever
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Krys O.:

Banana Hold Your Hand
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zopa:

Jackson Do Pandiero - Chiclete com Banana
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Handy Haversack:

Someone tell Sheila B. about Attila!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
crateslinger:

Gus Englehorn, you say? Hmmm. Never heard of him.
  9:40am
wenzo toad (it/it’s):

Good morrow sir Kenethe and wafmau company
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
iiibeat:

All them holes are just spots for eyes to slide into. That's all they are.

I did predict Daniel Johnston to follow.
If The Cars are next I will squirt!
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HyperDose:

Is Gus Englehorn a distant Bodenheim relative? Thrice removed perhaps?
  9:41am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Oh! I see. It's farm animals in the song title! Horse, Cow..

One about pigs, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am
kuba:

pigs? in there??
  9:42am
Marie:

Walking the cow--I love Daniel Johnston. BTW, good morning, Ken and everybody!
  9:43am
Sam:

Do you have an x-ray of a Dunkin bagel?
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HyperDose:

@F⁐F⁐ I can't see Ken playing an N.W.A. song
  9:44am
TerrDE:

i listened to the entire Walking my Cat Named Dog album the other day. A missed gem, good psychedelic folk from a one hit wonder
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:44am
AnAnonymousParty:

There's a place in France...
  9:44am
Sam:

It's nothing but bagel all the way down
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:45am
Handy Haversack:

Probably should have gone with Squagels.
  9:46am
chresti:

Morning Ken and programme participants!
  9:47am
Sam:

Hey fofo how's it hangin'? Are you still in la madre patria?
  9:47am
TerrDE:

whos on clarinet ?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:47am
David (in London):

Handy, The Squagels: new Wave revisionist band for 2022. Get yer skinny tie on...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:48am
Handy Haversack:

"Salt?"
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roBert beLowe:

Thanks alot, Ken. I will be dunking and splashing the whole day long now. Ha.
Good morning, fellow Wednesday Morning Programme listeners.
  9:48am
Sam:

what's on oboe, i don't know's on french horn
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:48am
David (in London):

Chrestikins!
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HyperDose:

Square watermelons exist, so this didn't surprise me at all (even though it was from an April fool's post). There you go, Handy: pbs.twimg.com...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:48am
The Oscar:

There's a great surf cover of "Brazil" on an old comp called The Surf Creature.
  9:49am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Sam,

I'm (in London) as David would say.
  9:49am
Sam:

Ah yes, what we here in America call "the mother country"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:49am
AnAnonymousParty:

Hey Ken, thanks for reminding me I need to get my ducts checked out.
  9:51am
chresti:

Davidkins!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:51am
Handy Haversack:

Relevant Squagels material starts a couple minutes in. Try 2:55: videosift.com...
  9:51am
castor:

@anonymous make sure you have the proper form
  9:51am
Androu B.:

I have to confess, I saw the Daniel Johnston biodoc two weeks after his death, which, needless to say, had such an emotional impact on me after learning about the disability he had to endure for most of his life, so heartbreaking. It must have been agonizing for him to have to wrangle with the demons that plagued him for the rest of his life. Yet amazingly, he managed not to let it affect his performance.
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DjLorraine:

A Sneetches x-ray with stars upon thars
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karlward:

"Banana Question" by Royal Trux, which is not FCC-friendly in any sense of the term
  9:53am
Sam:

They put a star over that skeleton's boner, heh heh
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Kitschy Mama:

Ken, Great Toons Today!
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Colin in Durham England:

Did everyone see Jeffrey Lewis share that cover a young lass did of Cult Boyfriend earlier? He only shared the line about WFMU. Trying to find it but it’s gone now, was on Facebook
  9:55am
Androu B.:

GM, chresti!
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crateslinger:

who can tell me how to update my cc info... had to gots a new card and my sfl is kaputski
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crateslinger:

(I don't want to bother Joe. I do that at least once a year)
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Webhamster Henry:

Central Services!
  9:57am
F⁐F⁐ (:

X ray of a Kinder Egg
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.MVpwoqaZcmpD4CXgLtPCUgHaER
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Handy Haversack:

crateslinger: You can always drop a line to listener ser-- ah. I was going to suggest bothering Joe!

The only other thing I can think of is just making a new S4L pledge, but I think that will end up causing problems. I'd just drop Joe a line.
  9:59am
JetBoy of Brooklyn:

Yes, we have no bananas
  9:59am
Androu B.:

Must watch "Brazil"! (I have it in an avi file on the hard drive where I keep all my vids.)
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dale:

the richrd kiley anti pot psa.

laughingsquid.com...
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Vivian:

Love Children of Men!!
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PaulRobeson1922:

Find me. This way that way the end
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crateslinger:

cheers Handy. he's always so nice. I wonder if he lets out a big sigh everytime he sees me in the cue.
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Bernardo:

Love the find me people
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The Oscar:

I think we're not far from the first Mad Max-- things are definitely spiraling, but people still live in houses and wear pants.
  10:01am
castor:

Hell yes ken!
  10:01am
Another Chris:

You're going to emulate my cocaine?
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ackthpfft:

Love CoM. Always thought Michael Caine's part was originally meant for Peter O'Toole.
  10:01am
Blix:

That was exactly the film that came to my mind when you started that sentence!
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Handy Haversack:

Jazz police are looking through my folders
Jazz police are talking to my niece
Jazz police have got their final orders
Jazzer, drop your axe, it's jazz police
  10:02am
Sam:

Ken, you're free to play whatever you want, but would it kill you to play some jazz? Come on Daddy-o. Be a team player.
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HyperDose:

@Handy He really sold me on the rolling away part. The poster was a great touch too. Love dedication to a good bit.
  10:02am
Marie:

I am somewhat ambiv. about jazz--like a lot of it but mostly wouldn't put it on in my house--prefer to see it live
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karlward:

Handy got the jazz
  10:02am
Glistener MW:

Stuart Cop-land and the Jazz Police
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Pomme d'Or:

Good morning everyone. Didn't want 'If I Were a Rich Man' to end ❤️ real cool
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David (in London):

When the Prog Detector goes off, the Jazz Police get tooled up and head towards Jersey City.
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Jessie:

Zappa once called Jazz, 'music for the unemployed.'
  10:03am
F⁐F⁐ (:

RIP Bob Dylan
  10:03am
Sam:

Good pronunciation!
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ackthpfft:

Only Paul Lynde taunted the Squares
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

oh did he die?
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Okasa:

Dana Gould's latest episode of his podcast talks about Terry Gilliam's fight to get Brazil released. Great story. www.danagould.com...
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

again?
  10:04am
Androu B.:

Brazilians have been living in a dystopian state since the mercilessly authoritarian Jair Bolsinaro took over top office.
  10:04am
Marie:

I thought Brazil was a total bummer @)
  10:05am
Sam:

Sir Bob Dylan has left the building in his beautiful balloon
  10:06am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Someone find that angry lady!
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AnAnonymousParty:

I'm pretty sure the jazz police roll up in a old customized Checker Cab painted flat black, so they are hard to miss.
  10:07am
knundrum500:

“Find me” has me pissing myself laughing at work.
  10:07am
F⁐F⁐ (:

To the guy that's inside me. GET OUT!
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Handy Haversack:

Jazz police, I hear you calling
Jazz police, I feel so blue
Jazz police, I think I'm falling
I'm falling ... for you
  10:07am
Marie:

Maybe Daniel Johnston heard this at an early age--could have been a trigger
  10:07am
A Bee:

I also think there may be Kate Bush Police because she’s been everywhere. If they come play then this https://youtu.be/PJbjAwvRWLs
  10:07am
Androu B.:

The Shatman found me many times. (Seriously, you should hear my impression of him.)
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David (in London):

The Jazz Police have shields shaped like saxophones.
  10:08am
knundrum500:

I heard her! So angry.
  10:08am
Androu B.:

SPOCK!
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AnAnonymousParty:

The horn plays a few bars of "Pork Pie Hat".
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Morning all. Crazy busy day today, will have you all on in the background but can't stay and play alas. Loving the Xray theme.
  10:09am
knundrum500:

I think I’m having an acid flashback.
  10:09am
F⁐F⁐ (:

If only the piano lady were here to help us finding those people. Her music will tell us.
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zopa:

I must clickey star this!
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PigeonsAndRust:

Melody! Harmony!!
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HyperDose:

SWOON
  10:11am
Brendan:

The find me song reminds me of the twilight zone episode where the little girl got lost in another dimension under her bed. The parents were yelling over here find me! It scared me almost as much as the find me song.
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Kitschy Mama:

Also Swooning
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zopa:

Now play Strangler in Paradise...
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PaulRobeson1922:

@Brendan: There was time now!!!! I had time now
  10:12am
Sam:

Every song should have a harp in it.
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dale:

www.youtube.com...

the second mr. french in that classical collection commercial
  10:13am
Marie:

harp/heart, heart/harp
  10:13am
TerrDE:

years before A Whiter Shade of Pale
  10:13am
knundrum500:

Invented by same guy that invented high heels
  10:13am
Androu B.:

"You probably recognize this familiar theme as 'Strangers In Paradise'. But did you know that the original title of this composition was 'Polyphemus Dance No.5'?"
  10:14am
Sam:

Yeah, this isn't even jazz, it's classical! And Russian on top of that.
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McGroovey:

Oh, I read that first add "polymorphous dunce"
  10:15am
Sam:

The music was borrowed from Borodin
  10:15am
knundrum500:

I remember when the melodica had its moment.
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PaulRobeson1922:

Fine me
  10:15am
Marie:

I thought it was polyhexadrone red dye #5...
  10:16am
TerrDE:

my comment alludes to that, but the name escaped me, thanks
  10:17am
Androu B.:

I wonder if Taco ever did a cover of "Begin The Beguine".
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Okasa:

I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Stranger in Paradise. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 2 by Borodin?
  10:18am
Marie:

I love this already
  10:19am
Androu B.:

@Osaka - Thanks for correcting me.
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Okasa:

So many popular melodies were actually written by the great masters, like these familiar themes...
  10:20am
knundrum500:

Years of SNL skits instantaneously just made sense.
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PaulRobeson1922:

Beautiful
  10:20am
TerrDE:

Vast musical knowledge here... Anyone know the 50s or 60s hit song that uses all 12 notes ?
  10:20am
Marie:

At this point, I would like to request a 3-hour Kiki and Herb show
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sphere:

WINDMILLS!
  10:20am
knundrum500:

Mr sandman?
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sphere:

And hello
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Thin Slice:

I saw Kiki perform I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself at a Dusty Springfield Loser's Lounge show. And then she came and sat down at our table. It was fantastic.
  10:20am
Robm:

Hello fellow freeform listeners
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Okasa:

@Androu B - I had to go to YouTube and watch it. Really brought back memories!
  10:22am
Sam:

I think the jazz classic "Caravan" might use all 12 notes
  10:22am
Sam:

Wait no, Caravan doesn't use the minor 7th. Just the major one.
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ackthpfft:

@Okasa: actually it gives me flashbacks to "Fire Maidens from Outer Space"... oof....
  10:23am
Sam:

It's not a fancy machine, it's a silver machine
  10:24am
Marie:

Windmills of your mind--I never really thought about that image/meaning b4. Might explain Chump's weird fixation on windmills--too close to home in terms of describing his mind?
  10:24am
TerrDE:

thanks Sam, the one I'm thinking of has a vocal. It changes keys and scales so skilfully that you never think its atonal overall
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Okasa:

Cy Roth... Shame on you!
  10:25am
Androu B.:

According to Secondhand Songs, nearly 300 versions of "Windmills Of Your Mind", including the version we just heard, and 16 adaptations in 14 languages.
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river:

this won’t top the polka black hole sun on dance with me stanley on friday
  10:25am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Black Hole Sun. A perfect failthless cover. By the way, I prefer Cibo singing, even though I love Matto. <3
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queems:

oh no
  10:27am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Oh yes, queems.
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Handy Haversack:

Oh ... no.
  10:27am
Brendan:

Billie Jean Blues
  10:28am
TerrDE:

the chair is not his son
  10:28am
Marie:

The audience sounds kind of stunned
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queems:

i've never heard the life be sucked out of a song so throoughly
  10:29am
Androu B.:

Correction: 370 versions altogether; 297 are either covers of the original version or intrumentals.
  10:29am
JetBoy of Brooklyn:

Was kinda hoping it was over a few bars ago
  10:29am
Sam:

Billy Joel is not my lover
He's just a piano man in love with an uptown girl
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karlward:

Oh there are worse covers out there, I actually like this one
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Handy Haversack:

Think twice.
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karlward:

Me and four other people like this song, that's enough for me
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David (in London):

Billy Joel is Lord.
Let him into your heart.
  10:30am
Accordion To Phil:

Ohhhh the kid actually IS his son. Thank you Chris Cornell for clarifying that
  10:30am
Brendan:

Billie Jean probably did wonders for condom sales
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ackthpfft:

Billy Joel is Lorde? Who knew?
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karlward:

"Never trust a man with two first names." --Billy Joel
  10:31am
F⁐F⁐ (:

I'm sure you recognized that lovely melody as Billlie Jean. But did you know that the original theme is from the Polevetsian Dance No. 1 by Borodin?
  10:31am
Brendan:

Today Billie Jean McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchee bridge
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sphere:

He DID start the fire. The song is a coverup.
  10:32am
TerrDE:

i love the Steve Martin video where he dances just as well, and makes fun of it at the same time...
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David (in London):

Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.
  10:33am
Brendan:

Damn you Billy Joel! Nobody calls it tonic and gin!
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herb.nyc:

I was all the way upstairs for that Kiki and Herb Carnegie hall show. Much funnies- like Kiki saying “ladies and gentlemen, we could be here for 2 hours, or, 20 minutes, I don’t know”. (Paraphrased, she said it funnier). - thanks, Ken, for saying Herb and Kiki.
  10:33am
Sam:

I only call it tonic and gin when I'm making love to it.
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sphere:

Did you know that Borodin based his Polvetsian Dance No.1 on a folk song from North Isventia?
  10:34am
TerrDE:

every time I hear this, I remember what a great line "No Safety or Surprise" is
  10:35am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Thank you, Sam!
  10:35am
Androu B.:

As for "Black Hole Sun", Secondhand Songs lists 110 versions, incl. 35 instrumentals and 3 parodies/adaptations.
  10:35am
Sam:

Andy is hoarding tampons, I guarantee it.
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HyperDose:

Were you going to have women call in and ask them "what's your flow?"
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queems:

what brand though
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PaulRobeson1922:

I’ve found so many washed up littered tampons at the beach. I shoulda submitted trash photos but I was driving
  10:37am
yippie:

you should give out diva cups with different divas on them like Aretha Franklin or benyonce
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karlward:

This is not good advice
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PaulRobeson1922:

wfmu.org...
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HyperDose:

There is a viral video making the rounds where a girl hides a cannabis cigarette inside of a tampon. Crushes it up, I wouldn't recommend it.
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queems:

my dad heard there was a sriracha shortage on fox news so he bough like 5 bottles and gave me one
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karlward:

However, this is good jazz
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Okasa:

"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." FZ
  10:38am
Sam:

You find them washed up in Florida, especially Tampon Bay.
  10:38am
JetBoy of Brooklyn:

We will need the address
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heatherita:

uh, maxi pads are different from tampons
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queems:

rolled up maxi pads don't work as well as tampons
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herb.nyc:

Andy lives in Madison, Nj? Remember when we were asked to mail a postcard to him? Well, mine was returned. What a waste of taxpayer labor!
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PaulRobeson1922:

Can’t blame this one on us, ladies

wfmu.org...

I’ve got Dozens of photos maybe more
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PaulRobeson1922:

You can find anything at the beach
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PigeonsAndRust:

I always thought it was curious cardiac tamponade had nothing to do with tampons
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-жеи:

I will call Andy and tell him that what he purchased yesterday are NOT tampons. I knew I should not have sent him to the store alone.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Call him on the air!
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heatherita:

please do, and don't make me take time away from work to correct you again, Ken
  10:41am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Ken, there's a difference:

Maxi pad: Find me. I'm over here.
Tampon: Find me. I'm inside you.
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DjLorraine:

That could be a billionaire's space ship on a distant planet...
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HyperDose:

Yeah call Andy and patch him in! Hopefully he's eating and we can hear him chew 😍
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Bernardo:

Find me. I’m here. Find ME. FIND me I’m Here.
  10:41am
Sam:

Ooh good one fofo
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river:

a few weeks ago at work we had trouble finding pads for our commercial dispenser. but then we found them
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David (in London):

Please don't use all this as an excuse to play Lord Sitar's neglected tampon identification album.
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river:

i thought you said “most commercially successful maraca player”
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sphere:

Who is the world’s most commercially successful jaw harp player?
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Jessie:

Hit these jazz types up good and play side 1 of Dave Burrell's Echo LP. That will test their endurance.
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Handy Haversack:

Sure would be nice to hear the trumpet stylings of Zombie Luca Brasi right about now.
  10:45am
Sam:

He sleeps with the fishes. Like Kanye West.
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sphere:

Dave Burrell is not where it’s at, man.
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karlward:

Luca Brasi AKA Prometheus in Hades
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karlward:

sphere: I love me some Dave Burrell
  10:47am
F⁐F⁐ (:

RIP Bob and Panic
  10:47am
Marie:

I used to dream of starting a band and using Maxi Pads in the name, like, Marie and the Maxi Pads. Unfortunately, I had no musical talent
  10:48am
?:

That John Zorn was not the version I'm familiar with I think. What album was that from?
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sphere:

@karlward: I was the Jazz Police for one terrible moment. Forgive me.
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karlward:

Jazz Police flag has swung eighth notes instead of stars
  10:50am
Marie:

Speaking of feminine hygiene product humor, one time, I stuck a maxi pad (unused) on a friend's windshield while it was parked and she did not notice until she was driving home and it totally freaked her out @)
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

There's some decent soft-pore corn on Shutterstock® and Getty®.
  10:51am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Listen to that distinvtive Luca Brasi sax sound! That's Don Cherry!
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sphere:

@karlward. They have surveillance cameras at every Jazz at Lincoln Center concert to check if you attended and looked at your playbill.
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Mister Dobalina:

Yeah, baby!
  10:52am
Androu B.:

YEAH, BABY!!!
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HyperDose:

That went from Ferris Bueller to Austin Powers real quick
  10:52am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Wait. Luca Brasi didn't play the sax, did he?
  10:52am
Marie:

This is "jazz" I can get behind
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sphere:

Luca Brasi plays sopranino jaw harp.
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JtotheK:

wonderful quincy jones austin powers jam! hi ken, hi everyone.
  10:53am
Androu B.:

Swing it like your life depends on it!
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-жеи:

Luca played the cornet, with a mute. He wasn't very good but he didn't deserve to die because of it.
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Handy Haversack:

I am sure the fishes are enjoying his jazz stylings.
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HyperDose:

Жеи's got some BRASS ones 🎺🎵
  10:56am
Brendan:

Swingin’ baby!
  10:56am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Handy,

Fish love playing Jazz: it is Sole music.
  10:57am
Marie:

Perfect stripper music, gotta say it
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I had a brief cancer scare; I'm not going to give it the satisfaction of having taught me anything.
  10:59am
Androu B.:

Well, the old clock on my monitor says it's time for me to head out!
Thanx, -жеи!
And a good day to all the Freebirds here and abroad!
¡Hasta la proxima, F⁐F⁐ y Handy!
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Handy Haversack:

It's all the different scales, F⁐F⁐.
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HyperDose:

Take care, Androu!
  11:00am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Bye, Androu! Don't worry. I'll take notes of the show on your behalf.
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Rich in Washington:

If one get nabbed by the Jazz Police, do they have to go door to door to let everyone know they're a sax offender?
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Handy Haversack:

¡Hasta luego, Androu B.!
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Rich in Washington:

(i'm sorry)
  11:00am
Sam:

Luca Brasi was actually murdered by the Korean mafia. A guy known as the Godfather of Seoul.
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Handy Haversack:

@Rich: Eighth notes, Dude.
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queems:

it's an easy mistake to make. they look almost identical except one is a tiny cylinder and one is a large, flat rectangle
  11:02am
Brendan:

John Cougar Menstrualcramp
  11:02am
Marie:

They saw him as a stooge/mark the minute he walked in that door
  11:02am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Let the jazz jokes segment begin!

What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

The rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 1,000 people, the jazz guitarists plays 1,000 chords for 3 people.
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Handy Haversack:

Trasnmute Rock to Jazz is a fourth-level spell.
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Katy_bar_the_door:

Just wondering, has there ever been an all female punk band named Toxic Shock?
  11:03am
wenzo toad (it/it’s):

I’m more curious if anyone’s tried any of those menstruation cups
  11:03am
Marie:

I thought his name was Willy Nelson
  11:03am
the worthless nobody talks to:

KEN if you and ANDY give out tampons BELIEVE ME women will come and take them! Be careful you dont have a TAMPON RIOT!!!
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sphere:

Q: What is the terrible thing that happens when the drums stop?
A: Bass solo!
  11:03am
Sam:

A pussy riot, as it were
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PaulRobeson1922:

I have more photos of tampons washed up at the beach if you wana see em, if not I get it
  11:04am
F⁐F⁐ (:

How do you make a jazz guitarist play quieter? Put a chart in front of him
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Rich in Washington:

I remember an all-female 80s hardcore band that issued their first cassette in a repurposed Tampax box but I can't for the life of me recall their name.
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queems:

i did some research and apparently tampon companies are denying there is a supply chain issue but some ai supply chain tracking company said there is
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Jessie:

How does a jazz musician end up with 1 million dollars? By starting with 2 million dollars.
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Tome:

Good Morning SM Ken and everyone !<>!
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-жеи:

@Paulrobeson, no thank you. Do you have photos of any other medical waste though?
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queems:

my research included one single article
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Vivian:

Time Capsule is a double album?? Not sure I can take more than this song..
  11:05am
Brendan:

I don’t understand the but Stan Getz it
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sphere:

Q: A trombonist is going down a street and passes a frog going the opposite direction. What’s the difference between them?
A: The frog is going to a gig!
  11:06am
Marie:

BTW, on a serious note, the tampon/pad companies are not even required to disclose all the ingredients in their products, in the US
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:07am
Vivian:

@sphere, good one, that gave me a laugh!
  11:07am
F⁐F⁐ (:

A jazz musician: The only person that would load $5,000 worth of equipment into $500 van to drive 250 miles to a $50 gig.
  11:07am
Marie:

I think this is actually Ken's secret side band
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
Handy Haversack:

The problem is not the specific kinds of waste on the beaches. The problem is the combined sewer system that flushes everything into the rivers in the rain, which then empties into the oceans. Demand better sewers and the elimination of CSOs.

www.newtowncreekalliance.org...

Now back to jazz.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:08am
Strandlund:

Good Morning Ken and everyone...I hate Zoom Meetings...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am
-жеи:

Hey, these jazz jokes are HIGHlarious! Somebody has to record these with a laugh track and send them to me.
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HyperDose:

@queems Logistically that makes sense. The production numbers are most likely the same for the companies, so to them there isn't a shortage. The shortage lies within the consumer demand and hoarding thanks to the media. It's up to big tampon if it wants to meet this new demand.
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sphere:

Now do I get jazz points or lose jazz points? I do not know.
  11:10am
Theo:

GREAT jazz jokes everyone! I’m going to go out on a high note…
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:10am
Handy Haversack:

You can always pick some up on the beach, sphere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am
Rich in Washington:

Not really a Jazz joke, but once a DJ friend was playing a Dolphy record on the air and a station engineer, who was in the air room installing something overhead him call it Free Jazz. He turned to me and said 'No wonder it's free! Who'd PAY for THAT!.
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sphere:

Let’s all go to a John Zoom meeting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am
zopa:

What about those parts? Are there witches there as well?
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Jessie:

A jazz musician is walking down the street when he happens to look up and see a man about to jump from the ledge of a building.

Jazzman: "Hey, man! Don't jump! Bird lives, baby!"
Jumper: "Who's Bird?"
Jazzman: "Jump, asshole!"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:13am
PaulRobeson1922:

This is NOT a photograph of a tampon.

www.wfmu.org...
  11:13am
geoff:

The chorus sounds more like “witches of e-sports” to me (which I kinda prefer)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am
-жеи:

Thanks for posting, @PaulRobeson, I was wondering where I left that bag
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:15am
queems:

technically the beach photo had an empty tampon applicator
  11:15am
Brendan:

It’s kooky, nutty witchcraft.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am
DjLorraine:

Shortage? Yes, some brands could be longer.
  11:17am
F⁐F⁐ (:

I heard that rockabye baby at the beginning of the Bronze tune, Ken! You can't fool me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am
Crosby in KC:

Good morning, Ken and all.
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HyperDose:

That fruit roll ups wrapper tells me Ken has a stash drawer with a false bottom at his desk full of munchies. At least I know what I'm doing today. Hitting up JC town hall for blueprints to plan my snack heist!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am
Rich in Washington:

@PaulRobeson1922: That bag looks suspiciously like the extras in every limited edition cassette Industrial release I bought in the 90s.
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sphere:

This whole show is treacherously close to featuring actual serious & continguous Ken sets.
  11:21am
greg:

Your shirt came this week. My wife is horrified
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:22am
Handy Haversack:

I packed up several SWAG packages with Ken's shirt in them yesterday. It was oddly frequently paired with Stashu's shirt. Limited-data-set caveats apply, of course.
  11:23am
F⁐F⁐ (:

greg,

Mine as well. And let me tell you I'm horrified! I didn't even order it. I guess is like the big sausage pizza. You get one whether you order it or not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am
-жеи:

sorry about that greg and f0f0. Even though they are horrified now, they will chill out later.
  11:26am
Marie:

rather b52s-ish to me--love it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am
Rich in Washington:

I'm wearing my Scaryokee shirt (which I just got the other day) today and I've got a work Zoom meeting this morning
  11:30am
Susan See:

I’m hearing echoes of the Junkbot music in this piece! Anyone familiar with that?
  11:31am
Marie:

Animal Research--perfect name for a dystopian band
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heatherita:

@Marie, reminds me of Skinny Puppy
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HyperDose:

All this Stuff We All Get talk made me curious. Went downstairs and lo and behold, THE SWAGETH HATH ARRIVETH!
  11:33am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Thanks, Ken. But the T-shirt was already banned by the Church of England.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:34am
Handy Haversack:

Happy SWAGVENT, HyperDose! Lo, your hour is come round at last!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:35am
Handy Haversack:

Sure, they ban it now, F⁐F⁐, but you know that under all their fancy robes and chain-mail armor, all those clerics are rocking the Trust Us, It's Music T!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am
Mister Dobalina:

It looks like a very fluid mouse went down someone's throat, in that gif.
  11:35am
Marie:

I hear ya' heatherita (I like your username)
  11:36am
F⁐F⁐ (:

No Human Fly! Hallelujah!
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HyperDose:

Uh oh, someone stuffed the wrong t-shirt in here. Hate to do it, but I gotta email Joe! >.<
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am
Rich in Washington:

I almost always forget what I've selected for my swag so it's a fun surprise when I get my bundle.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:39am
Krys O.:

This reminds me that I have to schedule a swallow test with my ENT.
  11:41am
Dean:

Shouldn't Glen Jones be DJing today's program?
  11:41am
F⁐F⁐ (:

HyperDose,

Accept destiny and be proud to wear Ken's t-shirt before the supreme court abolish your rights to wear it (i.e. Joe v Wayne).
  11:41am
Dave Conehead:

nice show dog!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:41am
happymaan:

Congratulations on the swag!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:42am
Krys O.:

@Rich: Joe McGasko usually sends an email with the swag choices. I forget too, but I always refer back to that email.
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Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth and all the ships at sea. Thanks for the Daniel Johnston back yonder there.
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Wild Neil||Peace All:

My 94 year old mom used to say "not to be hard boiled about it" back in the 70's.
Chrome is so awesome!
They are so damn HEAVY.
  11:44am
Dean:

Libretto by Valerie Solanas.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:44am
McGroovey:

OK. I think I found all the jazz jokes, but there's not enough time left to record them by noon today.
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HyperDose:

Thanks, happymaan. Good to see ya!
@F⁐F⁐ I can't wear light colored shirts. My sweat is like acid rain. Wouldn't stay pink for more than a week haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am
Mister Dobalina:

I'm going to start using that line...Wild Neil.
  11:45am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Handy,

I know! Just like the cherubin and seraph underwear those Church of Satan priests wear underneath their fancy robes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am
Jessie:

Q: What do jazz trumpeters use for contraceptives?
A: Their personality
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

I love The Stooges on Acid, Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:47am
chresti:

FINALLY able to connect at work!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am
Mister Dobalina:

Keh, keh, keh...Kenny & the Jets !!1
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:50am
chresti:

So glad I am able to see these wonderful animated X-rays!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:50am
McGroovey:

Any more last-minute jazz joke submissions?
  11:51am
chresti's boss:

I'm here. I found you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am
-жеи:

I'm serious about somebody needing to record these jazz jokes with a laugh track
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:52am
chresti:

No I'm a different chresti, the other one is smiling at customers in the parking lot!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:53am
McGroovey:

@Ken that's my plan. And Dr K doing Free Bird.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am
Crosby in KC:

Yuxo!!
  11:54am
JetBoy of Brooklyn:

Sounds like a singing water buffalo
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:54am
Krys O.:

I can supply the laugh tracks from Bea Arthur's 1980 TV special.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:55am
Handy Haversack:

Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! That oughta keep 'em from setting for another week.

Later on, everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am
Rich in Washington:

MEAT!
  11:56am
F⁐F⁐ (:

Hasta Huevo, Handy!
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Carmichael:

This, from Future Man of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: "Why do banjo players put their picks on the car dashboard? So they can park in handicapped spots."
  11:57am
Marie:

I think laugh tracks are deadly. Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:57am
Mi-rgod:

There's a wealth of delightful, professionally crafted jazz jokes in Paul F. Tompkins' Jazz bit: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:57am
Handy Haversack:

¡Unidos en el Huevo, F⁐F⁐!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:57am
chresti:

It looks like the rubber duck is riding a bicycle?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:58am
Krys O.:

It does, chresti and the rubber duck is popping a wheelie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am
Rich in Washington:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:58am
Krys O.:

Tanx, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am
-жеи:

Good morrow my friends! Thanks for chilling with all of us today
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nycmusicnerd:

From Amy Rigby: A little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up I want to be a drummer." Mom says, "I'm sorry son, you can't do both."
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HyperDose:

Thanks, Жеи! I'd say you got lucky this week. But you can't evade the jazz police forever. They're coming to take you away (in 1/√π/√⅔ time)!
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HyperDose:

P.S. That hightail site is great. Blazing fast download speed! 🔥
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:59am
chresti:

Hi Krys! Thanks Ken!
  12:00pm
F⁐F⁐ (:

Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great comments, gifs, music and jazz jokes as always. Till next episode, people! take care and remember the alamo!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 12:00pm
Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01pm
Crosby in KC:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 5:45pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Is Mr Breckman contemplating Direct Action?: tampons or napkins, bottles, and gasoline make fine Cocktails Molotov.
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