WFMU: Ken: Playlist from June 22, 2022

Listener comments!
	7:38am f⁖f⁖ (: Hi, Ken! Egg, Could you please take notes for me? I might arrive very late for today's show.
	♥ 8:19am -жеи: Hi f0f0. Not cool about being late. Not cool AT ALL
	♥ 8:29am Krys O.: The dog ate my VLC media player, eh, f0f0? Hey, Ken! Sinkholes are happening more and more. Are we destined to become dinner for Morlocks?
	♥ 8:32am -жеи: If Morlocks are members of the C.H.U.D. family of diners, then the answer is deliciously, Yes!
	♥ 8:36am Krys O.: Thanks for the C.H.U.D. reminder. I'm sure to have nightmares now.
	♥ 8:38am HyperDose: Top of the morning, Staysh. Finally got around to watching the 7SD premium last night. Spreading awareness about urinary incontinence really showed how much you care about your bestie. It was really sweet! Surprised everyone stayed considering the smell.
	♥ 8:46am -жеи: It's an important issue, @Hyperdose. Right down there with C.H.U.D.
	♥ 8:47am Krys O.: Quick tip: Melatonin has been shown to help relieve incontinence especially in seniors.
	♥ 8:48am Handy Haversack: Dost thou want to C.H.U.D. deliciously, Kenfolk? Also: good morning, Ken and freeformers.
	♥ 8:57am HyperDose: Melatonin has the opposite effect on me. Keeps me awake. P.S. Thanks for the Bea Arthur themed party last night, Krys. Had a blast!
	9:00am Androu B.: Good Morning, жеи,, HyperDose, Krys O., and all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Buenos Dias, Handy y f⁖f⁖! That scene looks like a gag from Candid Camera!
	♥ 9:00am Krys O.: Thanks, HyperDose. The studies about melatonin were related to the urinary function. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	♥ 9:01am -жеи: Andy Breckmanman practically mainlines Melatonin. It helps him a little bit
	♥ 9:01am karlward: Where are the guitars and the keyboards?
	♥ 9:02am Handy Haversack: A great reason not to text and moped. ¡Hola, Androu B.! ¿Como va? Blowing in the wind, karlward.
	♥ 9:02am Krys O.: 10 mg time-release helps me.
	9:02am Sam: See, you let 'em stop playing March Slav all the time, and you get some decent stuff like this!
	♥ 9:03am Megaroni: It changed!! Happy Solstice Sir Ken & Fans:)
	9:03am Fredericks: Took a minute to figure out this was the fast part of Freebird.
	♥ 9:03am Brainiac from Neuron 3: I love that gif header. "Careful walking in Chinatown man!"
	♥ 9:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Birds B Free! Good morning!
	♥ 9:03am Krys O.: Anticholinergic bladder meds have too many side effects like zombie brain, for example.
	♥ 9:04am Krys O.: I like this Texas Tech Wind Ensemble piece!
	9:05am Sam: I'm here, drinking in the park. Fine me!
	♥ 9:07am karlward: If you listen closely, you can hear all the idiots in the crowd shouting "Freebird" because they don't realize that's what they are already playing
	♥ 9:07am Bernardo: Trying to Find the Freebird in this… I thought I was tuned to the wrong station for a second
	♥ 9:07am McGroovey: Why does that guy on the scooter keep driving into that hole OVER and OVER!?!?!
	♥ 9:08am PigeonsAndRust: So much better than the original
	9:08am Sam: When in doubt, drive into the giant chasm.
	♥ 9:08am Bernardo: WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE @pigeonsandrust!
	9:09am Sam: I hope that isn't Fofo on the scooter. But I'm afraid it probably is.
	9:09am Androu B.: I'M HERE! INSIDE THIS DEEP SINKHOLE! FIND ME!
	♥ 9:09am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Man! I can hear those sea gulls down in Galveston!
	9:10am Sam: We don't put up with that kind o' screechy shit down here in Texas!!
	♥ 9:10am BennyThePlug: Hey Ken, may I please use the studio restroom? It's an emergency.
	♥ 9:11am queems: i like this one because it sounds like my cat if she sang
	♥ 9:11am -жеи: @Benny: Non
	♥ 9:12am BennyThePlug: queems - your cat has a beautiful singing voice.
	♥ 9:12am queems: @benny thank you she is very talented
	9:12am Kat in Chicago: Just dropping by to say that my swag arrived and my pink Ken shirt is a thing of beauty
	♥ 9:12am BennyThePlug: RIP to the dude on the scooter and that woman's leg.
	♥ 9:13am Krys O.: Nice vocals by Lucie Skeaping.
	9:13am Androu B.: Down in Galveston, they shoot seagulls for sport, as well as to keep them from disrupting incoming and outgoing flights at the city's airport.
	9:13am Kat in Chicago: Also my peepers shirt!
	♥ 9:14am HyperDose: @Krys Fascinating study! Surprised it didn't directly effect bladder pressure, but increased capacity. We're a very strange species indeed.
	♥ 9:14am DjLorraine: When is pothole infrastructure week? Confirmed: The reception is better above the surface
	♥ 9:15am Krys O.: Birds do not fret about sinkholes.
	9:15am miniteeny: Is today’s theme - painful music?
	9:16am Sam: Today's theme is Birds, and the sinkholes they don't care about.
	♥ 9:18am Krys O.: This song was a HUGE hit back when people wouldn't judge a name like Acker Bilk.
	♥ 9:18am Rich in Washington: Someone recently posted a YouTube video of Olivier Messiaen making bird sounds for 10 hours.
	♥ 9:19am DjLorraine: Is that a new meaning for “circle gets the square“ ?
	♥ 9:19am -жеи: Acker's real first name was Bilker, but the record label knew that Bilker Bilk was a NoGo
	♥ 9:19am Rich in Washington: Hi Krys O!
	♥ 9:19am Spankyflop: "Sinkhole" by Throwing Muses would be a good selection to go with these gifs.
	9:19am Sam: Rich, was he actually making bird sounds, or just speaking French? Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
	♥ 9:19am PigeonsAndRust: Yeah, number one in the UK for all of 1962...and I know it was a staple of "music of your life " format stations back before that audience aged out of existence
	♥ 9:19am McGroovey: What’s the difference between a jazz musician and an extra large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
	♥ 9:20am Rich in Washington: He was making French bird sounds. From the French I took in high school, I am pretty sure they were.
	9:20am heatherita: Beumier - this is nice
	♥ 9:21am Krys O.: Hey, Rich!
	♥ 9:21am Alvy Singer: A jazz musician goes to the doctor to hear the results of a physical check up. Doctor: I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. You only have three weeks to live. Musician: On what?
	9:22am Androu B.: @Rich - Let Trouble know about that. She could use a new bed for her show.
	♥ 9:22am -жеи: Hold Your Horse Lords, McGroovey, the jazz jokles are COMING!
	♥ 9:22am ParUbi: Sometimes i don’t even realize it’s your show! I mean that as a compliment
	9:23am SeanG: oranj symphonette rocks
	♥ 9:24am Handy Haversack: The Voice of the Egg has spoken all the jazz jokes already.
	9:25am AC Paint: How about some post-punk jokes? Seems like a target rich environment
	♥ 9:25am Rich in Washington: I am reasonably sure I saw the Messiaen video via someone within WFMU circles, I just don't remember who.
	♥ 9:26am HyperDose: Hospitable? I've never felt more alienated! So...mission accomplished?
	9:26am Sam: Stay off the clarinet dark web. But the bass clarinet dark web is even scarier.
	♥ 9:26am Rich in Washington: Acker Bilk sounds like some kind of acid reflux eruption.
	♥ 9:27am McGroovey: I don't think there's a website that we can steal post-punk jokes from. We're not bright enough to make any up ourselves. Well, I'm not, anyway.
	♥ 9:28am Webhamster Henry: I could do another Free Bird.
	♥ 9:30am HyperDose: I appreciate a good crust punk joke
	♥ 9:30am Alvy Singer: What would you have to do to make a jazz musician feel bad about their playing? Absolutely nothing.
	♥ 9:30am McGroovey: I appreciate a bad crust punk joke.
	♥ 9:31am karlward: I appreciate a dad crust punk joke
	9:31am bil OHara: love it
	♥ 9:34am bk845: Ok, I finally realized where I've heard "A Shot in the Dark" music before...The Inspector Clouseau cartoon.
	9:35am Sam: It was in the pink panther cartoons, but for some reason it always makes me think of scooby doo.
	♥ 9:36am TDK60: Hi Ken. You owe us some more Messiaen someday, okay?
	♥ 9:37am bk845: @Sam-Yes, the "Inspector" cartoons specifically.
	♥ 9:37am Webhamster Henry: Kingston NY had a famous sinkhole on Washington Avenue that took about 5 years to fix.
	♥ 9:40am karlward: Why does this sound like a comb filter was put on the audio?
	♥ 9:40am Krys O.: A Shot in the Dark was the 2nd Pink Panther film. Mancini always did the music for the series. Oddly enough Sellers was in a caper film called After the Fox that had music by Bacharach.
	♥ 9:40am karlward: Is it a low bitrate MP3?
	♥ 9:41am karlward: This track is fine, it was just the Jimmie Haskell that had that comb filter sound.
	9:42am Sam: Ok, creepy whistling, now we're back in solid Ken territory.
	♥ 9:42am -жеи: Hey man, dont question Jimmi Haskell's EQ and mastering decisions, OK?
	♥ 9:42am Lord Jimz: We had a nice sinkhole on Bowery a while ago. it was glorious.
	♥ 9:43am karlward: Got it. Comb filter away Mr. Haskell, the studio belongs to the brave.
	♥ 9:44am Handy Haversack: Now I feel like I need a comb filter.
	9:45am Brendan: Jazz is no joke kids. Always use it in a safe, controlled environment with adult supervision. If your friends try to tell you to have more than you’re comfortable with, they’re not your friends -they’re trying to lure you into other dangerous gateway music like fusion. Find me.
	9:45am Sam: JAZZ KILLS
	♥ 9:46am karlward: Say what you want about fusion, but I hear zero comb filtering on my fusion records. I don't own any fusion records, but I also don't hear any comb filtering on them.
	9:46am ?: Tissue paper & a comb filter. Enemies of jazz whistlers
	9:46am heatherita: hopefully this will be less happy
	♥ 9:47am karlward: No jazz My babe No jazz
	9:47am Sam: When do jazz performers get standing ovations? When they're too broke to buy chairs.
	9:48am Brendan: I was listening to jazz the other day while combing my hair. Something caught my ear. It was my comb.
	9:48am ?: Talking Cherry Pie..an Warrant outtake
	9:48am dumbfuck: Ken you're losing your touch...playing music I actually like
	♥ 9:49am Alvy Singer: A jazz musician is walking down the street when he happens to look up and see a man about to jump from the ledge of a building. Jazzman: "Hey, man! Don't jump! Coltrane lives, baby!" Jumper: "Who's Coltrane?" Jazzman: "Jump, asshole!"
	9:49am Dean: KALX played your station ID yesterday. It was a disorienting experience. "The Beaver!"
	9:52am Giselle: Beautiful tribute to Gilbert Gottfried and his land of the three named people!
	9:53am Sam: How about an hour of just Andy saying "You love the show" to different callers.
	♥ 9:54am karlward: Burned!
	9:54am Androu B.: Wasn't Jimmie Haskell one of Eddie's sons?
	9:55am Erik Fiks: Hey Ken, what areas will now receive better or new reception from the transmiter being put back online? Brooklyn hopefully?
	♥ 9:55am -жеи: Thanks to McGroovey for the jazz joke!!
	9:55am chresti: Gut morgen Ken and programme party
	9:56am Okasa: Eddie Haskell couldn't have children due to the orchiectomy.
	9:56am Dictater: Hey Kenny what's up with the stream today? Its more out than in.
	♥ 9:57am Webhamster Henry: Too bad the Andymatic Zingatron is no longer in the Apple App store, but there is this: jhhl.net...
	9:58am ?: that's jazz...more out than in
	9:58am chresti: Stream ok on iOS
	9:58am Sam: 91.1 is coming in ok, but with a lot of wrong notes...
	♥ 9:59am (Murakami Whywolf))): I woke-up just now, then ten seconds later remembered that yesterday I found that I'd failed yet another job hiring process, for an interesting, small, company doing interesting things that treats its employees decently, and has equity in the deal, significant because I think they'll be acquired within a couple of years. —and I did really well on their programming challenge, then screwed-up an hour's virtual interview, partially from sleeplessness. Then I saw my crudely-edited talking pie, and knew I hadn't failed at everything always, which is how I'd felt…. Thank-you, Ken.
	9:59am Androu B.: Good Morning, chresti! You should have tuned in early to catch Today In History. Clay mentioned a notorious anniversary involving tennis' Bad Boy (guess who).
	9:59am ?: call Jimmy Haskell. He'll run the wrong notes through a comb filter. That'll fix'em
	9:59am Mister Dobalina: Jazz is stupid, why can't they just play the right notes!?!?
	♥ 10:00am roBert beLowe: Does this guy play Freebird?!?!
	10:00am ?: they only have left handed instruments
	10:00am egould: Trombone guy did a “pick slide” with his trombone. Technically probably a “glissando”.
	♥ 10:00am Webhamster Henry: @Murakami It's happened to me too, and at least I have the talking muffin animation to prove I am worthy. I hate those programming challenges.
	♥ 10:02am -жеи: @Dean haha I am glad they are still playing that!
	10:02am Pax: What did morgen ever do to deserve being gutted.
	10:04am Brendan: I could’ve used art therapy after some god awful job interviews. In fact the interviewers probably felt the same way about the whole stilted process. I’m pretty sure they weren’t taking notes but rather, doodling.
	♥ 10:04am David (in London): Afternoon Staysh and assorted loons. Whywolf, sorry to hear that man but, as the creator of the Ed Gein Pie, you are a giant in my eyes.
	♥ 10:04am HyperDose: This is incredible
	♥ 10:04am queems: i like this one because the vocals sound like sponge bob squarepants
	♥ 10:05am queems: like cool sponge bob wearing sunglasses in a band
	10:05am Androu B.: Greets, David!
	♥ 10:05am Handy Haversack: Aye, David. How stands the Sceptred Isle?
	♥ 10:06am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all! Busy at work but checking in.
	♥ 10:06am BillyLundun: Like my fave elements from dead milkmen and a bunch of stuff rolled into one.
	♥ 10:06am karlward: I keep expecting this to become Chipstitutionalized
	♥ 10:06am Bryant in TO: @BillyLundun Yes! I thought it was a Dead Milkmen song at first
	♥ 10:07am Ken From Hyde Park: A bus carrying a jazz band has broken down on the New Jersey Turnpike. Witnesses are reporting a massive jam.
	10:07am Pax: Or they could just play some smart jazz.
	♥ 10:07am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I love today's photo theme btw. @Ken from Hyde Park LOL
	10:08am Androu B.: @BillyLundun - Now that you mention it, that Gus Englehorn track could have been produced through AI, for all we know.
	♥ 10:08am David (in London): Handles, FoFo, Androu, Chrestikins, Webhamster, Ken from HP (great joke), Billy, HyperDose, 3M et al. Ahoy. Handles, to paraphrase the old 60s song, 'London bakes like a loaf of bread do.' All good here my Runza.
	♥ 10:10am BillyLundun: Ahoy ahoy David!
	♥ 10:11am (Murakami Whywolf))): Webhamster Henry: I considered the programming challenge more realistic than many such, and I did well at it. Early in the later interview, though, I muffed something, and my chest tightened into a solid mass of failure that only tightened-up further as the hour went on. I hate irreversibility, I hate having my next few years and all my Social Security diminished by the mistakes of an hour. I feel the interview unduly weighted and wish that I hadn't scheduled it two weeks after kidney stones and a cancer scare, I wasn't fully recovered, really…but I also have contempt for myself when I blame factors other than my just not being good enough, I must be at least as hard on myself as the world will be, as it's near-merciless and I at least lay-off after awhile.
	10:12am Androu B.: Greets, Threemoons!
	♥ 10:12am YETI BOB: Sorry to hear it, (MW)))
	10:13am Sam: Murakami, I hear you, I hate irreversibility too, and it's totally unfair to judge someone's ability by putting them on the spot for a few minutes and scaring the shit out of them. Just know that we all go through that and we all feel crippling self-doubt that makes us hate ourselves.
	10:14am Pax: You all wanted ken to play something normal, well here it is. a real nice normal something too.
	♥ 10:14am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny ! and hi all
	♥ 10:15am David (in London): Whywolf, you're being terribly hard on yourself there. Some things just don't work out and the door stays locked. I hope that a different one swings open for you very soon. Count Yeti Bob, salutations!
	10:17am Brendan: Noodle salad
	10:19am Dave Conehead: love this station
	10:19am Sam: I miss Vicki
	♥ 10:19am Lixiviated Life: @Murakami Whywolf keep breathing stay at it things will come around
	10:20am Photoline: Plaice, haddock or cod?
	10:21am Androu B.: Looks like one person in the background of that last gif wasn't lucky enough to escape an impending fall.
	10:21am Sam: That Bronx store owner is completely heartless
	10:21am egould: Jangly right hand.
	10:21am Androu B.: GM, TLP!
	♥ 10:23am Lixiviated Life: streets suck
	10:23am Photoline: Sing, Hole, sing!
	10:23am Sam: Call the IRS - they can help garnish your celery
	♥ 10:23am Handy Haversack: Word, Lix.
	10:23am Kat in Chicago: Yay Kropotkins
	♥ 10:23am HyperDose: Hello David, Androu, 3M. Nice to see you. Yeah even you..."Handles" 🤭 @Murakami I'm very sorry you're going through that. But happy that you're healthy and here with us. You're due for something good to come your way. I think we all are. Love and pixie, friend. ❤️✨
	10:24am Sam: Man has always loved his streets. But sometimes the streets say No More!
	♥ 10:25am queems: @murakami whywolf i'm so sorry that this happened to you. i can relate- several years ago i failed a practical, hands on portion of an interview for a "dream job" situation at the company i had already been working for for 6 years. i worked in a very niche industry, but the role was similar to the one i was already doing, and i had the blessing of my management team. but i messed up on the practical test, panicked, and lost the job opportunity. i was devastated. it feels like it sucks SO MUCH right now, but there are other opportunities out there, sometimes in places you don't ever expect. i work in a totally different industry now, and my life is infinitely better. keep at it, be open to weird opportunities, and everything will be ok
	10:25am Photoline: All of these images portray the 2022 economy well.
	10:26am Sam: The mistake is building streets on the ground, which can be unstable.
	♥ 10:26am HyperDose: 34. That's a good number.
	10:27am Sam: You almost got your hooks in me, didn't you dear
	10:28am Androu B.: @Sam - I say the problem is making sewers and subway tunnels too wide and numerous.
	♥ 10:29am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Programming challenges and coding on the spot are stupid ways to access talent. It IS a great way to filter out anybody with more than a bit of anxious tendencies.
	♥ 10:30am Krys O.: If anyone has trouble sleeping, feel free to call me and I will tell you about my job at an industrial printing company. That will surely numb you off to slumberland.
	♥ 10:31am DjLorraine: I hope no one names their child Mars Unit
	♥ 10:31am karlward: Krys O. do you take calls from small children? If so expect calls every night from my kids for the next, I don't know, 17 years.
	10:32am herb.nyc: Kiki and Herb do a kinda funny song called “jazz”
	10:32am Sam: That's some great frisian guitar
	10:34am egould: My god this is annoying.
	♥ 10:34am People Like Us: Imagine if sink holes were the only way that people died. That would be pretty much what I thought when I was growing up in the 70s. Oh, and spontaneous human combustion
	♥ 10:34am People Like Us: oh and rabies
	♥ 10:35am HyperDose: @Phillip Bucci has fallen ill unfortunately
	♥ 10:36am Doobois: LOL!
	♥ 10:36am Krys O.: @karlward: I think it has the opposite effect on kids because they have no work experience.
	10:36am egould: Jazz jokes are funny and I am laughing.
	♥ 10:37am David (in London): Vicky, not only that surely? Quicksand was another massive ever-present danger growing up in the UK in the 70s.
	♥ 10:37am People Like Us: Oh yes yes definitely quick sand and the Bermuda Triangle
	♥ 10:37am karlward: And radon
	10:38am Androu B.: Greets, Vickie!
	♥ 10:38am HyperDose: @McGroovey How much do you charge for bed time story readings? I like the cadence of your voice.
	♥ 10:38am karlward: I think every third commercial in the 80s was a PSA for radon
	10:38am Sam: Hi Vicki!
	♥ 10:38am People Like Us: also being electrocuted by overhead cables
	♥ 10:38am People Like Us: hello
	10:39am Sam: Swimming right after eating was also a leading cause of death
	♥ 10:39am karlward: And the thing about radon is they always warned about the radon in the basement, but I grew up in Houston where the water table was like four inches below the surface, so literally no one had a basement.
	♥ 10:40am People Like Us: and nuclear bombs of course, but that goes without saying
	♥ 10:41am People Like Us: I didn't know anything about radon until I visited Baltimore and went into a friend's basement and they told me that we were in The Zone
	10:41am Photoline: Bee me up, Scotty Dog
	10:42am egould: The Bermuda Triangle was the leading cause of death in the 70’s. Also, Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
	10:42am Androu B.: SPOCK!
	♥ 10:43am McGroovey: You should hear me reading obituaries.
	♥ 10:43am David (in London): What with all today's health and safety, kids now have no idea how much fun it is being electrocuted by hanging overhead cables.
	♥ 10:44am karlward: Oh and Satanic music. Gotta watch out for that Satanic music.
	♥ 10:44am People Like Us: or being drowned by Rolf Harris
	♥ 10:44am HyperDose: 360 flip out of a sink hole. Nice. 🤌🏾‍
	10:44am Sam: I wonder if there's a recording of Dominck Chianese singing this.
	10:45am Sam: He's the guy who played Uncle Junior, and he's a great singer
	♥ 10:45am Krys O.: Hi, Vicki! I used to travel near a radon clean up site in West Orange in the 80s. I figure that's gonna come back to haunt me, if it hasn't already started. I used to work at a commercial cleaners in high school and the fumes from the dry cleaning solvents were toxic. Oh, and my current job is on a former toxic cleanup site too.
	♥ 10:46am People Like Us: I wonder why we didn't have a radon scare in the UK? Maybe no one told me
	10:46am Sam: Radon doesn't know how to get across the ocean
	♥ 10:47am TDK60: Interesting, this Tarozzi & Walker.
	♥ 10:48am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi WFMU Land
	♥ 10:49am karlward: I like to think that Tipper Gore has had recurring nightmares about Ozzy since 1982, but in each of the nightmares, it's always period-correct Ozzy. So these days, it's present day Ozzy. And after separating from Al Gore in 2010, Tipper slowly befriended Ozzy, and now they have nice chats each night over iced tea, and she wakes up feeling refreshed, always with a new perspective.
	♥ 10:49am PaulRobeson1922: The years we bombed Utah… @People Like Us! & Hello
	♥ 10:50am PaulRobeson1922: This is what killed John Wayne
	10:50am Sam: Ozzy's gotta be way scarier now than when he was young.
	♥ 10:50am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): We're always at war with Utah.
	♥ 10:51am karlward: Let Ozzy into your heart, Sam.
	♥ 10:51am People Like Us: The siege of the Iranian Embassy in the 70s was scary - especially since it interrupted watching Snooker on the telly
	10:52am Androu B.: Hi there, PR1922!
	♥ 10:52am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): The Watergate hearings were scary for me, but only because they interrupted my daily afternoon viewing of The Price Is Right.
	♥ 10:55am Krys O.: I was a pre-teen and watched the Watergate hearings on my summer vacation.
	♥ 10:56am HyperDose: What was your TV time snack of choice, Krys?
	♥ 10:56am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Androu B! More about the years we bombed Utah: May 1953, the Atomic Energy Commission conducted a safe nuclear test shot called "Dirty Harry" near St. George, Utah. Within a few days, more than 4,000 sheep were dead of a mysterious illness. Within a few years, a plague of cancer and birth defects had rippled through the area. The radiation fallout most likely caused the cancer-related deaths of John Wayne and over 100 other cast and crew members of The Conqueror, which was filmed only miles from the test site.
	10:56am Androu B.: Remember Ozzy's words: Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and not how to hate
	♥ 10:56am David (in London): Quicksand! Yeah, thanks Station Manager Ken, bring back my worst childhood fear why don't you!
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: I heard the watergate hearings every day in 7th grade but it was incredibly random - whatever part happened to be going on during 6th periuod social studies class. It was stupid. They should have just showed us the good parts with G. Gordon Liddy.
	10:57am Marie: Good morning, Ken, and everybody! Love the collection of hole images. Holy mackerel!
	♥ 10:57am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I watched them too...and all I can remember is Sam Irvin and many uses of the word "recollection"
	♥ 10:59am PaulRobeson1922: Ozzy understands radiation “Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, no please…”
	10:59am Sam: I remember the Oliver North hearings. Thinking how handsome he looked in that uniform as he kept saying "I don't recall" with that poor, confused look on his face.
	♥ 10:59am prof.fuzz: gotta whole lotta holes!
	10:59am Pax: My TV snack time was anything I could find. Or a matter of fact at any time.
	10:59am Dean: Same here, Ken, 7th grade social studies. The teacher would roll the TV into the classroom, plug it in, and turn it on. To this day I remain amazed at the miraculous coincidence of the name Watergate. So many -gate scandals, but this one actually has a -gate right there in the name!
	♥ 11:00am Handy Haversack: Ken, thanks for the Gaslit recommendation, BTW. We have been watching it. All-star cast!
	11:01am Sam: He's always inside her because he Shatner
	11:01am Androu B.: Spock! Is that you?
	11:03am Androu B.: I highly doubt RuPaul has ever played golf.
	♥ 11:03am Alvy Singer: A jazz trombone player parked his car at a convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes – but he left his trombone in the back seat. When he came out, his window was broken and… there were TWO trombones in the back seat!
	11:05am Brendan: The thing that scared the crap out of me as a youngster growing up was the ever impending threat. That a horrible 1970s song could and would come on the radio. At any unsuspecting moment.Seasons in the Sun. There’s got to be a morning after. Wildfire. Afternoon delight. Angie baby or anything by Helen Reddy for that matter.
	♥ 11:05am Krys O.: @HyperDose: To the best of my recollection, I snacked on pretzels or Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
	♥ 11:07am Rich in Washington: Love Rollercoaster scared the crap out of me as a little kid because my older siblings insisted that the urban legend about that song - that the scream on it is some poor woman being murdered in the recording studio.
	11:08am Pax: McGroovy's voice sounds like the announcer who did Dave the spazz's - the correct time is half past the monkey's ass, hahaha.
	♥ 11:08am Alvy Singer: Cuando se le preguntó qué haría si ganara la lotería Super Max, un músico de jazz pensó un momento y dijo: "No lo sé, hombre. Supongo que seguiría tocando hasta que todo se acabe".
	♥ 11:09am HyperDose: @Krys Fascinated to see the logo was designed by Rollins Binzer. The father of Seth Binzer of Crazy Town fame. Way cool! Here's a coupon (expiration date can be photoshopped of course): motocrossactionmag.com...
	11:09am ?: I ordered m&m's and they brought me two packs because I wrote "m" twice and still put the "s" at the end
	♥ 11:10am WebCuy Enrique: ¡Fuera Yanquis!
	♥ 11:10am -жеи: Bye "The Last Phillip," dont slam the door on the way out.
	11:10am Andres: ¡Cumbia!
	♥ 11:10am steveo: esto me gusta (hola)
	11:11am Androu B.: ¡GOZAAAAA!
	♥ 11:12am Krys O.: I haven't seen Screaming Yellow Zonkers in a store in ages.
	♥ 11:12am HyperDose: Cumbia te mantiene joven. Eso es un hecho científico!
	♥ 11:14am Rich in Washington: What about Doo Dads?
	♥ 11:15am Alvy Singer: ¿Por qué los músicos de jazz hacen cola en el banco? Nadie sabe.
	♥ 11:16am Krys O.: Big Wheels were good too. Weren't Doo Dads ersatz Chex Mix? You can make your own Screaming Yellow Zonkers with this recipe: topsecretrecipes.com...
	♥ 11:17am HyperDose: Your only chance of seeing discontinued snacks pop up again is most likely on the Good Mythical Morning YouTube program. Hosted by two very fine lads/dads. Yes, they do consume the expired vittles. Side note: Kumbia Queers need to score the next Bond film.
	♥ 11:17am Rich in Washington: This is wonderful!
	11:18am Androu B.: ¿Será posible que alguien me directa al baño mas cierca?
	♥ 11:19am Roger: wow, Luci Fer Y Sam is the best!
	♥ 11:19am Rich in Washington: I always liked doo dads because if you went to the grocery store and flipped all the boxes upsidedown, they became spap oops
	♥ 11:20am Rich in Washington: Shockabilly did a groovy instrumental Lucifer Sam.
	♥ 11:20am Handy Haversack: L&R. Nice.
	♥ 11:21am Alvy Singer: True West does a nifty cover of Lucifer Sam.
	♥ 11:23am tim from washington: Hello Staysh! Hello everyone!
	♥ 11:23am Handy Haversack: Hey, tim.
	11:24am Androu B.: Hello, tim!
	♥ 11:24am -жеи: Hello TIM
	♥ 11:25am tim from washington: Hey Handy! Hey Androu! It's nice to be able to jump in the pool this early. I haven't caught Staysh's show in quite a while. Hiya Ken!
	♥ 11:27am prof.fuzz: mornin' ken! tim! handy! hyperD! karl! mcG! lorraine! all y'all!
	♥ 11:27am Rich in Washington: Greetings, Tim from Washington, from my corner to yours!
	♥ 11:27am tim from washington: Hey prof. and Rich!
	♥ 11:28am Handy Haversack: Hey, prof.fuzz. Crappy news over here. K8's tested positive. She's doing OK. But our first chance to get out of town since last fall is not looking good.
	11:28am Dean: Blazing Saddles GIF due soon?
	♥ 11:28am Krys O.: LOL @Rich! spap oop
	♥ 11:30am Rich in Washington: I wish I could claim credit for that but I saw the late, great comic Rich Hall do it on TV.
	♥ 11:30am prof.fuzz: hope K8 feels better soon!
	♥ 11:30am HyperDose: Morning, prof.fuzz and Tim! Sorry to hear Handy. Please give her this satchel of extra pixie I found laying around (+50hp).
	♥ 11:32am tim from washington: I keep hearing Aaron from Minneapolis cameos in the song. Is that you, Aaron? Hi HD! Handy - I hope K8 has a speedy recovery!
	11:32am Marie: Who doesn't love a song about toxic materials? Hey, Handy, I hope K8 feels better soon. Please give her my regards.
	11:32am f⁖f⁖ (: Hi! Sorry for being late. My dog ate my Mplayer actually
	11:32am timinoak: marvelous
	♥ 11:33am YETI BOB: Handy: Oh no! Wishing her a speedy recovery and minimal side-effects
	♥ 11:33am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: falco…
	11:34am f⁖f⁖ (: Your song, Kommissar Ken!
	11:34am yippie: I like roll in the hay from the young Frankenstein cd
	11:35am Sam: I prefer Field Marshall Freedman
	11:35am yippie: it has a lot of whipcrack sounds and German accents
	♥ 11:36am Alvy Singer: Why do Jazz musicians stand in line at the bank? No one knows.
	11:36am Androu B.: @Handy - Sorry to hear. Give K8 my best wishes for a quick recovery. If she's had any of the vaxes, she'll hopefully have a chance.
	11:37am Photoline: Dirk Omissar, reporting
	♥ 11:37am tim from washington: I just figured out how to get out of quicksand. Just unbuckle your pants and shimmy out. I can't believe no one thought of that before me.
	♥ 11:38am PaulRobeson1922: @Alvy Singer: The one about the Trombones is a good 1
	♥ 11:39am PMD: Just in time to comment on happieness
	11:39am f⁖f⁖ (: Hola, Androu B, Sam, Handy, Krys, YB, HyperDose and other amigos and amigas No puedo creer que me perdi' el segmento 'Donde Esta el Baño?'
	♥ 11:39am HyperDose: Hey Pam's here!
	♥ 11:40am tim from washington: Last week I saw a Frankie Goes To Hollywood fan outside of Planned Parenthood. The person was holding a CHOOSE LIFE sign.
	♥ 11:40am PMD: I was walking to work in SF and a coyote crossed the street in front of me and went running down the hill. Not up the hill after Kate bush.
	♥ 11:41am Handy Haversack: Hola, f⁖f⁖.
	11:41am Androu B.: GM, prof. fuzz! ¡Buenos Dias, f⁖f⁖ !
	♥ 11:41am chresti: Yikes! There's a fire in Tujunga canyon from lightening this morning, which is still happening
	11:41am yippie: I was just in Atlantic city and I got woken up at 4 am from the smell of smoke and at 5am my sister came in my bedroom to accuse me of smoking weed but I just blamed it on the fire ( I did just smoke inside also though but I had a good excuse)
	♥ 11:41am prof.fuzz: 早安 androu!
	11:41am Androu B.: GM, PMD!
	♥ 11:42am chresti: Thunder! Lightening!
	♥ 11:42am steveo: we do love a good fill-in, though
	11:43am Get Home Darnell: I'm not really late DJ Station Manager Ken, just been waiting for the GIFs to load, can't wait until the player loads, heck, it's a free wifi connection.
	♥ 11:43am PMD: 10 seconds?!?! What is this the Dinner at Andy's version of Robot Chicken?
	11:43am Aharon: I just saw Fellini’s 8 1/2 yesterday and this song reminds me of the main theme by Nino Rota if I’m not mistaken
	♥ 11:44am Joe McG: Hey Ken, an hour ago in London: www.telegraph.co.uk...
	♥ 11:44am steveo: The extra hour of Ebba, for example, was pretty great
	♥ 11:45am Rich in Washington: Oh no! Shades of Rebus Knebus!
	♥ 11:45am roBert beLowe: Stayche! It seems like a very obvious one...has any of the Mashup Maestros out there done a Don't Fear The Freebird?
	♥ 11:45am PMD: I love whistling.
	♥ 11:45am Webhamster Henry: Hooked On Whistlin'!
	11:45am Dean: Did Lemmy ever whistle in a Motörhead tune?
	♥ 11:46am David (in London): Joe McG, Bexleyheath is dangerously unstable at the best of times.
	11:46am melissa fleischman: Cracking up 😂
	♥ 11:46am McGroovey: I'm having lunch today with a friend who's an actual real jazz musician. Maybe I can get him to record some jazz jokes
	♥ 11:47am courtneynoir: This has it all
	♥ 11:47am D Rok: this is the best whistle compilation I've ever heard. Great show today Ken, as usual!
	♥ 11:47am paddy in matawan: my dad taught me to do the loud finger whistle thing. I can do it so loud that ppl always wind up asking me about it when I do it at shows.
	11:47am river: ken you are an incredible whistler!
	11:47am f⁖f⁖ (: Joe McG, "The hole began to open up on Tuesday evening but as residents stood and watched, a motorcyclist came along the road - spotted the hole and tried top jump it like famous American stunt man "Evel Knievel" - but fell into the 8ft deep void."
	♥ 11:47am HyperDose: The Hampsterdance rhythm 😂 ("Whistle-Stop", written and performed by Roger Miller for the 1973 Walt Disney Productions film Robin Hood)
	♥ 11:47am Krys O.: Hope K8 feels better soon, Handy. @Rich: Rich Hall was a customer at the Crazy Eddie's video rental in Greenwich Village when I was a manager there in the 80s. He always looked embarrassed if he was recognized. Tim Butler of Psych Furs, also a customer, on the other hand, seeked out recognition.
	11:47am Androu B.: I once dl'ed a great remix of the Match Game theme song by DJ Riko.
	♥ 11:47am PMD: @Webhamster Henry Perfect!!
	11:48am Pax: Speaking of snack foods, that's basically what I've been sustaining on this last past couple of days going on my third. Stuff like applesauce in a snack cup, those little packets of Cheez-Its, and some dry cereal at the bottom of the box. But now those options are exhausted, the only thing left is a half box of spaghetti, and 3/4 jar of grape jelly. Just need to take a shower get out the door and to the store. But it's looking doubtful.
	♥ 11:48am steveo: ugh, what a bummer Handy; sorry to hear it
	♥ 11:48am Alvy Singer: Potvin Sucks!
	11:48am Get Home Darnell: The player loadaed for a second but I'm having sound issues it sounded like whistling.
	♥ 11:49am Andrew Waterloo: so hard not to whistle along
	♥ 11:49am tim from washington: Scratch whistling is DEEP!
	11:50am f⁖f⁖ (: Hola, David ! I didn't notice you were here! That ed Gein pie distracted me.
	11:50am morphe': Thanks Kenneth and all !!!!
	♥ 11:50am paddy in matawan: Is it acceptable to whistle while sucking when you run out of air?
	11:51am Photoline: Knows flute
	♥ 11:51am David (in London): Hola FoFo. I think we should have a refreshing ale soon.
	11:51am Dean: B.J. Cole does a lovely "Claire de Lune" on pedal steel guitar: https://bjcole.co.uk/track/2262837/clair-de-lune
	♥ 11:52am Rich in Washington: I know I shouldn't but I crack up every time whistling makes me think of Cancer Boy in Kids in the Hall's Brain Candy.
	♥ 11:52am -жеи: @paddy - acceptable?! It is CUMPULSORY if you wish to be a world class whistler
	♥ 11:53am paddy in matawan: Okay had to check. When I do it it definitely sounds different and can't get it to sound more natural.
	11:53am Dean: If memory serves me, Tomita's synthesized "Claire de Lune" includes a whistle effect.
	♥ 11:53am HyperDose: @Pax Now I know whose snack cupboard to raid next
	♥ 11:53am Handy Haversack: My dad won whistling contests when he was young. In other news, in the twenties and thirties, there were whistling contests.
	11:53am f⁖f⁖ (: David, Yes, it's Cerveza time!
	11:53am Androu B.: About time to bring back the nose flute, or poopyflute, whichever is more popular with the crowd here on the chatboard.
	11:54am Pax: Who was the old time Hollywood actress who said - you know how to whistle don't you, just put your lips together and blow.
	11:54am Dean: Handy, these are the twenties. Hard to believe.
	♥ 11:54am Rich in Washington: I got to board op a Firesign Theatre radio appearance and was so proud of myself for bringing one of those Fred Lowry whistling records along for the gig and played it behind them. At one point, though, I heard Phil Austin say 'how come everyone plays that whistling record whenever we're on the radio?' or words to that effect. DOH!
	♥ 11:55am paddy in matawan: When the bowl whistles, it's cashed, maaaaahnnnnn!
	♥ 11:55am Krys O.: @Pax: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not.
	♥ 11:55am tim from washington: Whistling into a bottle gets short shrift here on WFMU.
	♥ 11:55am HyperDose: Beat me to it Krys!
	♥ 11:55am Alvy Singer: David Morris is the world's top whistler. davidmorris-whistler.com...
	11:55am f⁖f⁖ (: Ken, Remember that show were you interviewed a whistling genius? Can't remember his name at the moment. Phweeee those were the times when you did interviews!
	11:56am Brendan: Ken, don’t forget the whistling in my sphincter song
	♥ 11:56am PaulRobeson1922: Love show, Kenny. Happy Independence Dayy baby
	♥ 11:56am -жеи: f0f0, I do recall that he would not leave
	♥ 11:56am Handy Haversack: Damn, the time. Thanks, Ken. Later, pals.
	♥ 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and anarchical folk!
	♥ 11:57am Rich in Washington: Splendid show, Ken! Fanks!
	♥ 11:57am Sno-Time at the Apollo: Huzzah for Women in Prison! And New Chicken Littles!
	♥ 11:57am David (in London): Ta Ken. Later groovers.
	♥ 11:58am steveo: Thanks, Ken. Did you fire Jim yet, so he can have his rightful prize in the Party Girls contest?
	♥ 11:58am tim from washington: Thanks, Ken! I'm looking forward to the annual Lee Iacoca tribute show next week.
	♥ 11:58am Krys O.: Favorite gifs were churning water sinkhole and the Malcolm in the Middle golf cart one.
	♥ 11:58am Webhamster Henry: Fun show, Ken!
	11:58am Dean: Or a dike.
	♥ 11:58am radioronan: Thanks, Ken!
	11:59am f⁖f⁖ (: Androu B. I don't listen the pooey flute. It's too low brow. We, sophisticated listeners, listen exclusively to Scheiße Flöte recordings by the Deutsche Grammophon.
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanx for providing the entertainment portion of our morning, -жеи! A pleasnt rest of the day to all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Hasta la proxima, f⁖f⁖ y Handy!
	♥ 11:59am HyperDose: Malcom in the Middle for life \m/ Thanks for the whistle-riffic time, Ken! Don't let the sinkholes drag you down, friends!
	11:59am Pax: @HyperDose: certainly not mine, I only had a few snack items to begin with. And like I said I polished them off last night. Cupboards and fridge is bone bare
	♥ 11:59am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am Brendan: Thanks Ken
	12:00pm f⁖f⁖ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Till next episode everyone! And remember: loosen up and don't fall on sinkholes!
	♥ 12:00pm HyperDose: All the more reason to go out for some fresh air and a re-stock, Pax :)
	♥ 12:01pm paddy in matawan: Ken! TY
	♥ 12:02pm PigeonsAndRust: Egg must be out with the Party Girls
	12:02pm ?: Damn..leave for an hour and miss all of the ways to die posts
	12:02pm Pax: @hyperdose: I know it's sounds easy should be easy but I'm having trouble doing it
	1:25pm ed: Ha! This song is the best! Earworms galore!
	1:26pm f⁖f⁖ (: Hi, Ken! Egg, Could you please take notes of the show for me while I'm away? I might arrive very late for today's show.
	♥ 2:20pm janimpala: hi Ken - Phil Shaap's ghost may be haunting you for a while, going on about alternate takes, catalog numbers and who played on what recording (or not). He might even have a few more jazz jokes for you, and probably knew who they were talking about too.

Ken: Playlist from June 22, 2022

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June 22, 2022: Sinkhole My Sinkhole

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Texas Tech University Wind Ensemble f. David Shea	Freebirds	Texas Music Educators Association Clinic and Convention, February 1986		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Michael Nyman	Bird List Song "Bird List Song" by "Michael Nyman"			0:10:00 (Pop-up)
Olivier Messiaen (composer)/Yvonne Loriod (piano)/Ensemble Contemporain / Pierre Boulez	Oiseaux Exotiques			0:13:59 (Pop-up)
Acker Bilk	Stranger On The Shore "Stranger On The Shore" by "Acker Bilk"			0:16:44 (Pop-up)
Doug Beumier	Stranger On The Shore			0:19:45 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Oranj Symphonette	Arabesque "Arabesque" by "Oranj Symphonette"			0:23:10 (Pop-up)
Oranj Symphonette	A Shot In The Dark	Plays Mancini		0:29:54 (Pop-up)
Roland Alphonso & The Skatalites	A Shot In The Dark			0:38:57 (Pop-up)
Lee Scratch Perry & Dub Syndicate	Train to Doomsville			0:35:09 (Pop-up)
Jimmie Haskell	A Shot In the Dark	Ultra Lounge: Bachelor Pad Royale		0:38:55 (Pop-up)
The Mouldy Seven	Hangin' Out "Hangin' Out" by "The Mouldy Seven"			0:41:16 (Pop-up)
Σtella	Titanic "Titanic" by "Σtella"	Up and Away	*	0:43:22 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Moon Duo	Less Fun "Less Fun" by "Moon Duo"			0:46:35 (Pop-up)
the Ridiculous Trio	More Fun "More Fun" by "the Ridiculous Trio"			0:56:35 (Pop-up)
Particle Kid	The Hole Time "The Hole Time" by "Particle Kid"	Time Capsule	*	1:00:03 (Pop-up)
Gus Englehorn	Sunset Strip "Sunset Strip" by "Gus Englehorn"	Dungeon Master	*	1:03:03 (Pop-up)
Prarie Clamor	Beautiful Blue Skies and Golden Sunshine	True Songs	*	1:06:21 (Pop-up)
Fruit Bats	The Balcony "The Balcony" by "Fruit Bats"	The Pet Parade		1:10:55 (Pop-up)
Jim Noir	Tower of Love "Tower of Love" by "Jim Noir"	Love of Tower		1:14:41 (Pop-up)
Ross Johnson	Theme From A Summer Place	Make It Stop		1:18:26 (Pop-up)
Dave Soldier	Cold Wet Steel (f. Lorette Velvette)	The Kropotkins		1:21:45 (Pop-up)

Carambolage	All Three CDs in Music Scan Mode			1:32:57 (Pop-up)
The Perfect Trip	The Psychick Anthem	Covers The Greats		1:36:56 (Pop-up)
Kazmi With Rickies	Aguas De Março	Who		1:40:28 (Pop-up)
Silvia Tarozzi & Deborah Walker	Il Bersagliere Ha Cento Penne (f. Ola Obasi Nnanna)	Canti de Guerra, di Lavoro e D'Amore	*	1:42:57 (Pop-up)
Piotr Kurek	Track Two "Track Two" by "Piotr Kurek"	Word Speaks	*	1:47:58 (Pop-up)
Uchihashi Kazuhisa & Hans Reichel	Apple Takes Pigeon, To Boot	King Pawns	*	1:52:47 (Pop-up)
Matmos	Tonight there is something special about the moon	Regards/Ukłony dla Bogusław Schaeffer	*	1:55:41 (Pop-up)

Los Golden Boys	Cumbia De Juventud	Title Track	*	2:09:09 (Pop-up)
Los Golden Boys	Cumbia de la Mariguana	Cumbia de Juventud	*	2:12:02 (Pop-up)
Los Orientales de Paramonga	Lobos al Escape	Cumbias Chichadélicas - Peruvian Psychedelic Chicha		2:13:39 (Pop-up)
Kumbia Queers	Luci, Fer Y Sam "Luci, Fer Y Sam" by "Kumbia Queers"			2:16:03 (Pop-up)
Love and Rockets	Lucifer Sam "Lucifer Sam" by "Love and Rockets"			2:19:10 (Pop-up)
Spiritualized	Hey Jane "Hey Jane" by "Spiritualized"	Sweet Heart, Sweet Light		2:22:36 (Pop-up)
Combo-Nation	Autotherapy "Autotherapy" by "Combo-Nation"	20th Century Hyjinx	*	2:26:22 (Pop-up)
Telefis	Archbishop Beardmouth At The ChemOlympics	a hAon	*	2:28:48 (Pop-up)
Falco	Der Kommisa "Der Kommisa" by "Falco"			2:33:12 (Pop-up)

DJ Riko	Whistler's Delight "Whistler's Delight" by "DJ Riko"			2:43:39 (Pop-up)
Geert Chatrou	Claire de Lune "Claire de Lune" by "Geert Chatrou"			2:49:55 (Pop-up)
Main Theme	Women in Prison Sitcom	Thanks Tory!		2:55:24 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:38am f⁖f⁖ (: Hi, Ken! Egg, Could you please take notes for me? I might arrive very late for today's show.
	♥ 8:19am -жеи: Hi f0f0. Not cool about being late. Not cool AT ALL
	♥ 8:29am Krys O.: The dog ate my VLC media player, eh, f0f0? Hey, Ken! Sinkholes are happening more and more. Are we destined to become dinner for Morlocks?
	♥ 8:32am -жеи: If Morlocks are members of the C.H.U.D. family of diners, then the answer is deliciously, Yes!
	♥ 8:36am Krys O.: Thanks for the C.H.U.D. reminder. I'm sure to have nightmares now.
	♥ 8:38am HyperDose: Top of the morning, Staysh. Finally got around to watching the 7SD premium last night. Spreading awareness about urinary incontinence really showed how much you care about your bestie. It was really sweet! Surprised everyone stayed considering the smell.
	♥ 8:46am -жеи: It's an important issue, @Hyperdose. Right down there with C.H.U.D.
	♥ 8:47am Krys O.: Quick tip: Melatonin has been shown to help relieve incontinence especially in seniors.
	♥ 8:48am Handy Haversack: Dost thou want to C.H.U.D. deliciously, Kenfolk? Also: good morning, Ken and freeformers.
	♥ 8:57am HyperDose: Melatonin has the opposite effect on me. Keeps me awake. P.S. Thanks for the Bea Arthur themed party last night, Krys. Had a blast!
	9:00am Androu B.: Good Morning, жеи,, HyperDose, Krys O., and all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Buenos Dias, Handy y f⁖f⁖! That scene looks like a gag from Candid Camera!
	♥ 9:00am Krys O.: Thanks, HyperDose. The studies about melatonin were related to the urinary function. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	♥ 9:01am -жеи: Andy Breckmanman practically mainlines Melatonin. It helps him a little bit
	♥ 9:01am karlward: Where are the guitars and the keyboards?
	♥ 9:02am Handy Haversack: A great reason not to text and moped. ¡Hola, Androu B.! ¿Como va? Blowing in the wind, karlward.
	♥ 9:02am Krys O.: 10 mg time-release helps me.
	9:02am Sam: See, you let 'em stop playing March Slav all the time, and you get some decent stuff like this!
	♥ 9:03am Megaroni: It changed!! Happy Solstice Sir Ken & Fans:)
	9:03am Fredericks: Took a minute to figure out this was the fast part of Freebird.
	♥ 9:03am Brainiac from Neuron 3: I love that gif header. "Careful walking in Chinatown man!"
	♥ 9:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Birds B Free! Good morning!
	♥ 9:03am Krys O.: Anticholinergic bladder meds have too many side effects like zombie brain, for example.
	♥ 9:04am Krys O.: I like this Texas Tech Wind Ensemble piece!
	9:05am Sam: I'm here, drinking in the park. Fine me!
	♥ 9:07am karlward: If you listen closely, you can hear all the idiots in the crowd shouting "Freebird" because they don't realize that's what they are already playing
	♥ 9:07am Bernardo: Trying to Find the Freebird in this… I thought I was tuned to the wrong station for a second
	♥ 9:07am McGroovey: Why does that guy on the scooter keep driving into that hole OVER and OVER!?!?!
	♥ 9:08am PigeonsAndRust: So much better than the original
	9:08am Sam: When in doubt, drive into the giant chasm.
	♥ 9:08am Bernardo: WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE @pigeonsandrust!
	9:09am Sam: I hope that isn't Fofo on the scooter. But I'm afraid it probably is.
	9:09am Androu B.: I'M HERE! INSIDE THIS DEEP SINKHOLE! FIND ME!
	♥ 9:09am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Man! I can hear those sea gulls down in Galveston!
	9:10am Sam: We don't put up with that kind o' screechy shit down here in Texas!!
	♥ 9:10am BennyThePlug: Hey Ken, may I please use the studio restroom? It's an emergency.
	♥ 9:11am queems: i like this one because it sounds like my cat if she sang
	♥ 9:11am -жеи: @Benny: Non
	♥ 9:12am BennyThePlug: queems - your cat has a beautiful singing voice.
	♥ 9:12am queems: @benny thank you she is very talented
	9:12am Kat in Chicago: Just dropping by to say that my swag arrived and my pink Ken shirt is a thing of beauty
	♥ 9:12am BennyThePlug: RIP to the dude on the scooter and that woman's leg.
	♥ 9:13am Krys O.: Nice vocals by Lucie Skeaping.
	9:13am Androu B.: Down in Galveston, they shoot seagulls for sport, as well as to keep them from disrupting incoming and outgoing flights at the city's airport.
	9:13am Kat in Chicago: Also my peepers shirt!
	♥ 9:14am HyperDose: @Krys Fascinating study! Surprised it didn't directly effect bladder pressure, but increased capacity. We're a very strange species indeed.
	♥ 9:14am DjLorraine: When is pothole infrastructure week? Confirmed: The reception is better above the surface
	♥ 9:15am Krys O.: Birds do not fret about sinkholes.
	9:15am miniteeny: Is today’s theme - painful music?
	9:16am Sam: Today's theme is Birds, and the sinkholes they don't care about.
	♥ 9:18am Krys O.: This song was a HUGE hit back when people wouldn't judge a name like Acker Bilk.
	♥ 9:18am Rich in Washington: Someone recently posted a YouTube video of Olivier Messiaen making bird sounds for 10 hours.
	♥ 9:19am DjLorraine: Is that a new meaning for “circle gets the square“ ?
	♥ 9:19am -жеи: Acker's real first name was Bilker, but the record label knew that Bilker Bilk was a NoGo
	♥ 9:19am Rich in Washington: Hi Krys O!
	♥ 9:19am Spankyflop: "Sinkhole" by Throwing Muses would be a good selection to go with these gifs.
	9:19am Sam: Rich, was he actually making bird sounds, or just speaking French? Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
	♥ 9:19am PigeonsAndRust: Yeah, number one in the UK for all of 1962...and I know it was a staple of "music of your life " format stations back before that audience aged out of existence
	♥ 9:19am McGroovey: What’s the difference between a jazz musician and an extra large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
	♥ 9:20am Rich in Washington: He was making French bird sounds. From the French I took in high school, I am pretty sure they were.
	9:20am heatherita: Beumier - this is nice
	♥ 9:21am Krys O.: Hey, Rich!
	♥ 9:21am Alvy Singer: A jazz musician goes to the doctor to hear the results of a physical check up. Doctor: I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. You only have three weeks to live. Musician: On what?
	9:22am Androu B.: @Rich - Let Trouble know about that. She could use a new bed for her show.
	♥ 9:22am -жеи: Hold Your Horse Lords, McGroovey, the jazz jokles are COMING!
	♥ 9:22am ParUbi: Sometimes i don’t even realize it’s your show! I mean that as a compliment
	9:23am SeanG: oranj symphonette rocks
	♥ 9:24am Handy Haversack: The Voice of the Egg has spoken all the jazz jokes already.
	9:25am AC Paint: How about some post-punk jokes? Seems like a target rich environment
	♥ 9:25am Rich in Washington: I am reasonably sure I saw the Messiaen video via someone within WFMU circles, I just don't remember who.
	♥ 9:26am HyperDose: Hospitable? I've never felt more alienated! So...mission accomplished?
	9:26am Sam: Stay off the clarinet dark web. But the bass clarinet dark web is even scarier.
	♥ 9:26am Rich in Washington: Acker Bilk sounds like some kind of acid reflux eruption.
	♥ 9:27am McGroovey: I don't think there's a website that we can steal post-punk jokes from. We're not bright enough to make any up ourselves. Well, I'm not, anyway.
	♥ 9:28am Webhamster Henry: I could do another Free Bird.
	♥ 9:30am HyperDose: I appreciate a good crust punk joke
	♥ 9:30am Alvy Singer: What would you have to do to make a jazz musician feel bad about their playing? Absolutely nothing.
	♥ 9:30am McGroovey: I appreciate a bad crust punk joke.
	♥ 9:31am karlward: I appreciate a dad crust punk joke
	9:31am bil OHara: love it
	♥ 9:34am bk845: Ok, I finally realized where I've heard "A Shot in the Dark" music before...The Inspector Clouseau cartoon.
	9:35am Sam: It was in the pink panther cartoons, but for some reason it always makes me think of scooby doo.
	♥ 9:36am TDK60: Hi Ken. You owe us some more Messiaen someday, okay?
	♥ 9:37am bk845: @Sam-Yes, the "Inspector" cartoons specifically.
	♥ 9:37am Webhamster Henry: Kingston NY had a famous sinkhole on Washington Avenue that took about 5 years to fix.
	♥ 9:40am karlward: Why does this sound like a comb filter was put on the audio?
	♥ 9:40am Krys O.: A Shot in the Dark was the 2nd Pink Panther film. Mancini always did the music for the series. Oddly enough Sellers was in a caper film called After the Fox that had music by Bacharach.
	♥ 9:40am karlward: Is it a low bitrate MP3?
	♥ 9:41am karlward: This track is fine, it was just the Jimmie Haskell that had that comb filter sound.
	9:42am Sam: Ok, creepy whistling, now we're back in solid Ken territory.
	♥ 9:42am -жеи: Hey man, dont question Jimmi Haskell's EQ and mastering decisions, OK?
	♥ 9:42am Lord Jimz: We had a nice sinkhole on Bowery a while ago. it was glorious.
	♥ 9:43am karlward: Got it. Comb filter away Mr. Haskell, the studio belongs to the brave.
	♥ 9:44am Handy Haversack: Now I feel like I need a comb filter.
	9:45am Brendan: Jazz is no joke kids. Always use it in a safe, controlled environment with adult supervision. If your friends try to tell you to have more than you’re comfortable with, they’re not your friends -they’re trying to lure you into other dangerous gateway music like fusion. Find me.
	9:45am Sam: JAZZ KILLS
	♥ 9:46am karlward: Say what you want about fusion, but I hear zero comb filtering on my fusion records. I don't own any fusion records, but I also don't hear any comb filtering on them.
	9:46am ?: Tissue paper & a comb filter. Enemies of jazz whistlers
	9:46am heatherita: hopefully this will be less happy
	♥ 9:47am karlward: No jazz My babe No jazz
	9:47am Sam: When do jazz performers get standing ovations? When they're too broke to buy chairs.
	9:48am Brendan: I was listening to jazz the other day while combing my hair. Something caught my ear. It was my comb.
	9:48am ?: Talking Cherry Pie..an Warrant outtake
	9:48am dumbfuck: Ken you're losing your touch...playing music I actually like
	♥ 9:49am Alvy Singer: A jazz musician is walking down the street when he happens to look up and see a man about to jump from the ledge of a building. Jazzman: "Hey, man! Don't jump! Coltrane lives, baby!" Jumper: "Who's Coltrane?" Jazzman: "Jump, asshole!"
	9:49am Dean: KALX played your station ID yesterday. It was a disorienting experience. "The Beaver!"
	9:52am Giselle: Beautiful tribute to Gilbert Gottfried and his land of the three named people!
	9:53am Sam: How about an hour of just Andy saying "You love the show" to different callers.
	♥ 9:54am karlward: Burned!
	9:54am Androu B.: Wasn't Jimmie Haskell one of Eddie's sons?
	9:55am Erik Fiks: Hey Ken, what areas will now receive better or new reception from the transmiter being put back online? Brooklyn hopefully?
	♥ 9:55am -жеи: Thanks to McGroovey for the jazz joke!!
	9:55am chresti: Gut morgen Ken and programme party
	9:56am Okasa: Eddie Haskell couldn't have children due to the orchiectomy.
	9:56am Dictater: Hey Kenny what's up with the stream today? Its more out than in.
	♥ 9:57am Webhamster Henry: Too bad the Andymatic Zingatron is no longer in the Apple App store, but there is this: jhhl.net...
	9:58am ?: that's jazz...more out than in
	9:58am chresti: Stream ok on iOS
	9:58am Sam: 91.1 is coming in ok, but with a lot of wrong notes...
	♥ 9:59am (Murakami Whywolf))): I woke-up just now, then ten seconds later remembered that yesterday I found that I'd failed yet another job hiring process, for an interesting, small, company doing interesting things that treats its employees decently, and has equity in the deal, significant because I think they'll be acquired within a couple of years. —and I did really well on their programming challenge, then screwed-up an hour's virtual interview, partially from sleeplessness. Then I saw my crudely-edited talking pie, and knew I hadn't failed at everything always, which is how I'd felt…. Thank-you, Ken.
	9:59am Androu B.: Good Morning, chresti! You should have tuned in early to catch Today In History. Clay mentioned a notorious anniversary involving tennis' Bad Boy (guess who).
	9:59am ?: call Jimmy Haskell. He'll run the wrong notes through a comb filter. That'll fix'em
	9:59am Mister Dobalina: Jazz is stupid, why can't they just play the right notes!?!?
	♥ 10:00am roBert beLowe: Does this guy play Freebird?!?!
	10:00am ?: they only have left handed instruments
	10:00am egould: Trombone guy did a “pick slide” with his trombone. Technically probably a “glissando”.
	♥ 10:00am Webhamster Henry: @Murakami It's happened to me too, and at least I have the talking muffin animation to prove I am worthy. I hate those programming challenges.
	♥ 10:02am -жеи: @Dean haha I am glad they are still playing that!
	10:02am Pax: What did morgen ever do to deserve being gutted.
	10:04am Brendan: I could’ve used art therapy after some god awful job interviews. In fact the interviewers probably felt the same way about the whole stilted process. I’m pretty sure they weren’t taking notes but rather, doodling.
	♥ 10:04am David (in London): Afternoon Staysh and assorted loons. Whywolf, sorry to hear that man but, as the creator of the Ed Gein Pie, you are a giant in my eyes.
	♥ 10:04am HyperDose: This is incredible
	♥ 10:04am queems: i like this one because the vocals sound like sponge bob squarepants
	♥ 10:05am queems: like cool sponge bob wearing sunglasses in a band
	10:05am Androu B.: Greets, David!
	♥ 10:05am Handy Haversack: Aye, David. How stands the Sceptred Isle?
	♥ 10:06am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Morning all! Busy at work but checking in.
	♥ 10:06am BillyLundun: Like my fave elements from dead milkmen and a bunch of stuff rolled into one.
	♥ 10:06am karlward: I keep expecting this to become Chipstitutionalized
	♥ 10:06am Bryant in TO: @BillyLundun Yes! I thought it was a Dead Milkmen song at first
	♥ 10:07am Ken From Hyde Park: A bus carrying a jazz band has broken down on the New Jersey Turnpike. Witnesses are reporting a massive jam.
	10:07am Pax: Or they could just play some smart jazz.
	♥ 10:07am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I love today's photo theme btw. @Ken from Hyde Park LOL
	10:08am Androu B.: @BillyLundun - Now that you mention it, that Gus Englehorn track could have been produced through AI, for all we know.
	♥ 10:08am David (in London): Handles, FoFo, Androu, Chrestikins, Webhamster, Ken from HP (great joke), Billy, HyperDose, 3M et al. Ahoy. Handles, to paraphrase the old 60s song, 'London bakes like a loaf of bread do.' All good here my Runza.
	♥ 10:10am BillyLundun: Ahoy ahoy David!
	♥ 10:11am (Murakami Whywolf))): Webhamster Henry: I considered the programming challenge more realistic than many such, and I did well at it. Early in the later interview, though, I muffed something, and my chest tightened into a solid mass of failure that only tightened-up further as the hour went on. I hate irreversibility, I hate having my next few years and all my Social Security diminished by the mistakes of an hour. I feel the interview unduly weighted and wish that I hadn't scheduled it two weeks after kidney stones and a cancer scare, I wasn't fully recovered, really…but I also have contempt for myself when I blame factors other than my just not being good enough, I must be at least as hard on myself as the world will be, as it's near-merciless and I at least lay-off after awhile.
	10:12am Androu B.: Greets, Threemoons!
	♥ 10:12am YETI BOB: Sorry to hear it, (MW)))
	10:13am Sam: Murakami, I hear you, I hate irreversibility too, and it's totally unfair to judge someone's ability by putting them on the spot for a few minutes and scaring the shit out of them. Just know that we all go through that and we all feel crippling self-doubt that makes us hate ourselves.
	10:14am Pax: You all wanted ken to play something normal, well here it is. a real nice normal something too.
	♥ 10:14am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny ! and hi all
	♥ 10:15am David (in London): Whywolf, you're being terribly hard on yourself there. Some things just don't work out and the door stays locked. I hope that a different one swings open for you very soon. Count Yeti Bob, salutations!
	10:17am Brendan: Noodle salad
	10:19am Dave Conehead: love this station
	10:19am Sam: I miss Vicki
	♥ 10:19am Lixiviated Life: @Murakami Whywolf keep breathing stay at it things will come around
	10:20am Photoline: Plaice, haddock or cod?
	10:21am Androu B.: Looks like one person in the background of that last gif wasn't lucky enough to escape an impending fall.
	10:21am Sam: That Bronx store owner is completely heartless
	10:21am egould: Jangly right hand.
	10:21am Androu B.: GM, TLP!
	♥ 10:23am Lixiviated Life: streets suck
	10:23am Photoline: Sing, Hole, sing!
	10:23am Sam: Call the IRS - they can help garnish your celery
	♥ 10:23am Handy Haversack: Word, Lix.
	10:23am Kat in Chicago: Yay Kropotkins
	♥ 10:23am HyperDose: Hello David, Androu, 3M. Nice to see you. Yeah even you..."Handles" 🤭 @Murakami I'm very sorry you're going through that. But happy that you're healthy and here with us. You're due for something good to come your way. I think we all are. Love and pixie, friend. ❤️✨
	10:24am Sam: Man has always loved his streets. But sometimes the streets say No More!
	♥ 10:25am queems: @murakami whywolf i'm so sorry that this happened to you. i can relate- several years ago i failed a practical, hands on portion of an interview for a "dream job" situation at the company i had already been working for for 6 years. i worked in a very niche industry, but the role was similar to the one i was already doing, and i had the blessing of my management team. but i messed up on the practical test, panicked, and lost the job opportunity. i was devastated. it feels like it sucks SO MUCH right now, but there are other opportunities out there, sometimes in places you don't ever expect. i work in a totally different industry now, and my life is infinitely better. keep at it, be open to weird opportunities, and everything will be ok
	10:25am Photoline: All of these images portray the 2022 economy well.
	10:26am Sam: The mistake is building streets on the ground, which can be unstable.
	♥ 10:26am HyperDose: 34. That's a good number.
	10:27am Sam: You almost got your hooks in me, didn't you dear
	10:28am Androu B.: @Sam - I say the problem is making sewers and subway tunnels too wide and numerous.
	♥ 10:29am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Programming challenges and coding on the spot are stupid ways to access talent. It IS a great way to filter out anybody with more than a bit of anxious tendencies.
	♥ 10:30am Krys O.: If anyone has trouble sleeping, feel free to call me and I will tell you about my job at an industrial printing company. That will surely numb you off to slumberland.
	♥ 10:31am DjLorraine: I hope no one names their child Mars Unit
	♥ 10:31am karlward: Krys O. do you take calls from small children? If so expect calls every night from my kids for the next, I don't know, 17 years.
	10:32am herb.nyc: Kiki and Herb do a kinda funny song called “jazz”
	10:32am Sam: That's some great frisian guitar
	10:34am egould: My god this is annoying.
	♥ 10:34am People Like Us: Imagine if sink holes were the only way that people died. That would be pretty much what I thought when I was growing up in the 70s. Oh, and spontaneous human combustion
	♥ 10:34am People Like Us: oh and rabies
	♥ 10:35am HyperDose: @Phillip Bucci has fallen ill unfortunately
	♥ 10:36am Doobois: LOL!
	♥ 10:36am Krys O.: @karlward: I think it has the opposite effect on kids because they have no work experience.
	10:36am egould: Jazz jokes are funny and I am laughing.
	♥ 10:37am David (in London): Vicky, not only that surely? Quicksand was another massive ever-present danger growing up in the UK in the 70s.
	♥ 10:37am People Like Us: Oh yes yes definitely quick sand and the Bermuda Triangle
	♥ 10:37am karlward: And radon
	10:38am Androu B.: Greets, Vickie!
	♥ 10:38am HyperDose: @McGroovey How much do you charge for bed time story readings? I like the cadence of your voice.
	♥ 10:38am karlward: I think every third commercial in the 80s was a PSA for radon
	10:38am Sam: Hi Vicki!
	♥ 10:38am People Like Us: also being electrocuted by overhead cables
	♥ 10:38am People Like Us: hello
	10:39am Sam: Swimming right after eating was also a leading cause of death
	♥ 10:39am karlward: And the thing about radon is they always warned about the radon in the basement, but I grew up in Houston where the water table was like four inches below the surface, so literally no one had a basement.
	♥ 10:40am People Like Us: and nuclear bombs of course, but that goes without saying
	♥ 10:41am People Like Us: I didn't know anything about radon until I visited Baltimore and went into a friend's basement and they told me that we were in The Zone
	10:41am Photoline: Bee me up, Scotty Dog
	10:42am egould: The Bermuda Triangle was the leading cause of death in the 70’s. Also, Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
	10:42am Androu B.: SPOCK!
	♥ 10:43am McGroovey: You should hear me reading obituaries.
	♥ 10:43am David (in London): What with all today's health and safety, kids now have no idea how much fun it is being electrocuted by hanging overhead cables.
	♥ 10:44am karlward: Oh and Satanic music. Gotta watch out for that Satanic music.
	♥ 10:44am People Like Us: or being drowned by Rolf Harris
	♥ 10:44am HyperDose: 360 flip out of a sink hole. Nice. 🤌🏾‍
	10:44am Sam: I wonder if there's a recording of Dominck Chianese singing this.
	10:45am Sam: He's the guy who played Uncle Junior, and he's a great singer
	♥ 10:45am Krys O.: Hi, Vicki! I used to travel near a radon clean up site in West Orange in the 80s. I figure that's gonna come back to haunt me, if it hasn't already started. I used to work at a commercial cleaners in high school and the fumes from the dry cleaning solvents were toxic. Oh, and my current job is on a former toxic cleanup site too.
	♥ 10:46am People Like Us: I wonder why we didn't have a radon scare in the UK? Maybe no one told me
	10:46am Sam: Radon doesn't know how to get across the ocean
	♥ 10:47am TDK60: Interesting, this Tarozzi & Walker.
	♥ 10:48am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi WFMU Land
	♥ 10:49am karlward: I like to think that Tipper Gore has had recurring nightmares about Ozzy since 1982, but in each of the nightmares, it's always period-correct Ozzy. So these days, it's present day Ozzy. And after separating from Al Gore in 2010, Tipper slowly befriended Ozzy, and now they have nice chats each night over iced tea, and she wakes up feeling refreshed, always with a new perspective.
	♥ 10:49am PaulRobeson1922: The years we bombed Utah… @People Like Us! & Hello
	♥ 10:50am PaulRobeson1922: This is what killed John Wayne
	10:50am Sam: Ozzy's gotta be way scarier now than when he was young.
	♥ 10:50am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): We're always at war with Utah.
	♥ 10:51am karlward: Let Ozzy into your heart, Sam.
	♥ 10:51am People Like Us: The siege of the Iranian Embassy in the 70s was scary - especially since it interrupted watching Snooker on the telly
	10:52am Androu B.: Hi there, PR1922!
	♥ 10:52am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): The Watergate hearings were scary for me, but only because they interrupted my daily afternoon viewing of The Price Is Right.
	♥ 10:55am Krys O.: I was a pre-teen and watched the Watergate hearings on my summer vacation.
	♥ 10:56am HyperDose: What was your TV time snack of choice, Krys?
	♥ 10:56am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Androu B! More about the years we bombed Utah: May 1953, the Atomic Energy Commission conducted a safe nuclear test shot called "Dirty Harry" near St. George, Utah. Within a few days, more than 4,000 sheep were dead of a mysterious illness. Within a few years, a plague of cancer and birth defects had rippled through the area. The radiation fallout most likely caused the cancer-related deaths of John Wayne and over 100 other cast and crew members of The Conqueror, which was filmed only miles from the test site.
	10:56am Androu B.: Remember Ozzy's words: Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and not how to hate
	♥ 10:56am David (in London): Quicksand! Yeah, thanks Station Manager Ken, bring back my worst childhood fear why don't you!
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: I heard the watergate hearings every day in 7th grade but it was incredibly random - whatever part happened to be going on during 6th periuod social studies class. It was stupid. They should have just showed us the good parts with G. Gordon Liddy.
	10:57am Marie: Good morning, Ken, and everybody! Love the collection of hole images. Holy mackerel!
	♥ 10:57am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I watched them too...and all I can remember is Sam Irvin and many uses of the word "recollection"
	♥ 10:59am PaulRobeson1922: Ozzy understands radiation “Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, no please…”
	10:59am Sam: I remember the Oliver North hearings. Thinking how handsome he looked in that uniform as he kept saying "I don't recall" with that poor, confused look on his face.
	♥ 10:59am prof.fuzz: gotta whole lotta holes!
	10:59am Pax: My TV snack time was anything I could find. Or a matter of fact at any time.
	10:59am Dean: Same here, Ken, 7th grade social studies. The teacher would roll the TV into the classroom, plug it in, and turn it on. To this day I remain amazed at the miraculous coincidence of the name Watergate. So many -gate scandals, but this one actually has a -gate right there in the name!
	♥ 11:00am Handy Haversack: Ken, thanks for the Gaslit recommendation, BTW. We have been watching it. All-star cast!
	11:01am Sam: He's always inside her because he Shatner
	11:01am Androu B.: Spock! Is that you?
	11:03am Androu B.: I highly doubt RuPaul has ever played golf.
	♥ 11:03am Alvy Singer: A jazz trombone player parked his car at a convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes – but he left his trombone in the back seat. When he came out, his window was broken and… there were TWO trombones in the back seat!
	11:05am Brendan: The thing that scared the crap out of me as a youngster growing up was the ever impending threat. That a horrible 1970s song could and would come on the radio. At any unsuspecting moment.Seasons in the Sun. There’s got to be a morning after. Wildfire. Afternoon delight. Angie baby or anything by Helen Reddy for that matter.
	♥ 11:05am Krys O.: @HyperDose: To the best of my recollection, I snacked on pretzels or Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
	♥ 11:07am Rich in Washington: Love Rollercoaster scared the crap out of me as a little kid because my older siblings insisted that the urban legend about that song - that the scream on it is some poor woman being murdered in the recording studio.
	11:08am Pax: McGroovy's voice sounds like the announcer who did Dave the spazz's - the correct time is half past the monkey's ass, hahaha.
	♥ 11:08am Alvy Singer: Cuando se le preguntó qué haría si ganara la lotería Super Max, un músico de jazz pensó un momento y dijo: "No lo sé, hombre. Supongo que seguiría tocando hasta que todo se acabe".
	♥ 11:09am HyperDose: @Krys Fascinated to see the logo was designed by Rollins Binzer. The father of Seth Binzer of Crazy Town fame. Way cool! Here's a coupon (expiration date can be photoshopped of course): motocrossactionmag.com...
	11:09am ?: I ordered m&m's and they brought me two packs because I wrote "m" twice and still put the "s" at the end
	♥ 11:10am WebCuy Enrique: ¡Fuera Yanquis!
	♥ 11:10am -жеи: Bye "The Last Phillip," dont slam the door on the way out.
	11:10am Andres: ¡Cumbia!
	♥ 11:10am steveo: esto me gusta (hola)
	11:11am Androu B.: ¡GOZAAAAA!
	♥ 11:12am Krys O.: I haven't seen Screaming Yellow Zonkers in a store in ages.
	♥ 11:12am HyperDose: Cumbia te mantiene joven. Eso es un hecho científico!
	♥ 11:14am Rich in Washington: What about Doo Dads?
	♥ 11:15am Alvy Singer: ¿Por qué los músicos de jazz hacen cola en el banco? Nadie sabe.
	♥ 11:16am Krys O.: Big Wheels were good too. Weren't Doo Dads ersatz Chex Mix? You can make your own Screaming Yellow Zonkers with this recipe: topsecretrecipes.com...
	♥ 11:17am HyperDose: Your only chance of seeing discontinued snacks pop up again is most likely on the Good Mythical Morning YouTube program. Hosted by two very fine lads/dads. Yes, they do consume the expired vittles. Side note: Kumbia Queers need to score the next Bond film.
	♥ 11:17am Rich in Washington: This is wonderful!
	11:18am Androu B.: ¿Será posible que alguien me directa al baño mas cierca?
	♥ 11:19am Roger: wow, Luci Fer Y Sam is the best!
	♥ 11:19am Rich in Washington: I always liked doo dads because if you went to the grocery store and flipped all the boxes upsidedown, they became spap oops
	♥ 11:20am Rich in Washington: Shockabilly did a groovy instrumental Lucifer Sam.
	♥ 11:20am Handy Haversack: L&R. Nice.
	♥ 11:21am Alvy Singer: True West does a nifty cover of Lucifer Sam.
	♥ 11:23am tim from washington: Hello Staysh! Hello everyone!
	♥ 11:23am Handy Haversack: Hey, tim.
	11:24am Androu B.: Hello, tim!
	♥ 11:24am -жеи: Hello TIM
	♥ 11:25am tim from washington: Hey Handy! Hey Androu! It's nice to be able to jump in the pool this early. I haven't caught Staysh's show in quite a while. Hiya Ken!
	♥ 11:27am prof.fuzz: mornin' ken! tim! handy! hyperD! karl! mcG! lorraine! all y'all!
	♥ 11:27am Rich in Washington: Greetings, Tim from Washington, from my corner to yours!
	♥ 11:27am tim from washington: Hey prof. and Rich!
	♥ 11:28am Handy Haversack: Hey, prof.fuzz. Crappy news over here. K8's tested positive. She's doing OK. But our first chance to get out of town since last fall is not looking good.
	11:28am Dean: Blazing Saddles GIF due soon?
	♥ 11:28am Krys O.: LOL @Rich! spap oop
	♥ 11:30am Rich in Washington: I wish I could claim credit for that but I saw the late, great comic Rich Hall do it on TV.
	♥ 11:30am prof.fuzz: hope K8 feels better soon!
	♥ 11:30am HyperDose: Morning, prof.fuzz and Tim! Sorry to hear Handy. Please give her this satchel of extra pixie I found laying around (+50hp).
	♥ 11:32am tim from washington: I keep hearing Aaron from Minneapolis cameos in the song. Is that you, Aaron? Hi HD! Handy - I hope K8 has a speedy recovery!
	11:32am Marie: Who doesn't love a song about toxic materials? Hey, Handy, I hope K8 feels better soon. Please give her my regards.
	11:32am f⁖f⁖ (: Hi! Sorry for being late. My dog ate my Mplayer actually
	11:32am timinoak: marvelous
	♥ 11:33am YETI BOB: Handy: Oh no! Wishing her a speedy recovery and minimal side-effects
	♥ 11:33am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: falco…
	11:34am f⁖f⁖ (: Your song, Kommissar Ken!
	11:34am yippie: I like roll in the hay from the young Frankenstein cd
	11:35am Sam: I prefer Field Marshall Freedman
	11:35am yippie: it has a lot of whipcrack sounds and German accents
	♥ 11:36am Alvy Singer: Why do Jazz musicians stand in line at the bank? No one knows.
	11:36am Androu B.: @Handy - Sorry to hear. Give K8 my best wishes for a quick recovery. If she's had any of the vaxes, she'll hopefully have a chance.
	11:37am Photoline: Dirk Omissar, reporting
	♥ 11:37am tim from washington: I just figured out how to get out of quicksand. Just unbuckle your pants and shimmy out. I can't believe no one thought of that before me.
	♥ 11:38am PaulRobeson1922: @Alvy Singer: The one about the Trombones is a good 1
	♥ 11:39am PMD: Just in time to comment on happieness
	11:39am f⁖f⁖ (: Hola, Androu B, Sam, Handy, Krys, YB, HyperDose and other amigos and amigas No puedo creer que me perdi' el segmento 'Donde Esta el Baño?'
	♥ 11:39am HyperDose: Hey Pam's here!
	♥ 11:40am tim from washington: Last week I saw a Frankie Goes To Hollywood fan outside of Planned Parenthood. The person was holding a CHOOSE LIFE sign.
	♥ 11:40am PMD: I was walking to work in SF and a coyote crossed the street in front of me and went running down the hill. Not up the hill after Kate bush.
	♥ 11:41am Handy Haversack: Hola, f⁖f⁖.
	11:41am Androu B.: GM, prof. fuzz! ¡Buenos Dias, f⁖f⁖ !
	♥ 11:41am chresti: Yikes! There's a fire in Tujunga canyon from lightening this morning, which is still happening
	11:41am yippie: I was just in Atlantic city and I got woken up at 4 am from the smell of smoke and at 5am my sister came in my bedroom to accuse me of smoking weed but I just blamed it on the fire ( I did just smoke inside also though but I had a good excuse)
	♥ 11:41am prof.fuzz: 早安 androu!
	11:41am Androu B.: GM, PMD!
	♥ 11:42am chresti: Thunder! Lightening!
	♥ 11:42am steveo: we do love a good fill-in, though
	11:43am Get Home Darnell: I'm not really late DJ Station Manager Ken, just been waiting for the GIFs to load, can't wait until the player loads, heck, it's a free wifi connection.
	♥ 11:43am PMD: 10 seconds?!?! What is this the Dinner at Andy's version of Robot Chicken?
	11:43am Aharon: I just saw Fellini’s 8 1/2 yesterday and this song reminds me of the main theme by Nino Rota if I’m not mistaken
	♥ 11:44am Joe McG: Hey Ken, an hour ago in London: www.telegraph.co.uk...
	♥ 11:44am steveo: The extra hour of Ebba, for example, was pretty great
	♥ 11:45am Rich in Washington: Oh no! Shades of Rebus Knebus!
	♥ 11:45am roBert beLowe: Stayche! It seems like a very obvious one...has any of the Mashup Maestros out there done a Don't Fear The Freebird?
	♥ 11:45am PMD: I love whistling.
	♥ 11:45am Webhamster Henry: Hooked On Whistlin'!
	11:45am Dean: Did Lemmy ever whistle in a Motörhead tune?
	♥ 11:46am David (in London): Joe McG, Bexleyheath is dangerously unstable at the best of times.
	11:46am melissa fleischman: Cracking up 😂
	♥ 11:46am McGroovey: I'm having lunch today with a friend who's an actual real jazz musician. Maybe I can get him to record some jazz jokes
	♥ 11:47am courtneynoir: This has it all
	♥ 11:47am D Rok: this is the best whistle compilation I've ever heard. Great show today Ken, as usual!
	♥ 11:47am paddy in matawan: my dad taught me to do the loud finger whistle thing. I can do it so loud that ppl always wind up asking me about it when I do it at shows.
	11:47am river: ken you are an incredible whistler!
	11:47am f⁖f⁖ (: Joe McG, "The hole began to open up on Tuesday evening but as residents stood and watched, a motorcyclist came along the road - spotted the hole and tried top jump it like famous American stunt man "Evel Knievel" - but fell into the 8ft deep void."
	♥ 11:47am HyperDose: The Hampsterdance rhythm 😂 ("Whistle-Stop", written and performed by Roger Miller for the 1973 Walt Disney Productions film Robin Hood)
	♥ 11:47am Krys O.: Hope K8 feels better soon, Handy. @Rich: Rich Hall was a customer at the Crazy Eddie's video rental in Greenwich Village when I was a manager there in the 80s. He always looked embarrassed if he was recognized. Tim Butler of Psych Furs, also a customer, on the other hand, seeked out recognition.
	11:47am Androu B.: I once dl'ed a great remix of the Match Game theme song by DJ Riko.
	♥ 11:47am PMD: @Webhamster Henry Perfect!!
	11:48am Pax: Speaking of snack foods, that's basically what I've been sustaining on this last past couple of days going on my third. Stuff like applesauce in a snack cup, those little packets of Cheez-Its, and some dry cereal at the bottom of the box. But now those options are exhausted, the only thing left is a half box of spaghetti, and 3/4 jar of grape jelly. Just need to take a shower get out the door and to the store. But it's looking doubtful.
	♥ 11:48am steveo: ugh, what a bummer Handy; sorry to hear it
	♥ 11:48am Alvy Singer: Potvin Sucks!
	11:48am Get Home Darnell: The player loadaed for a second but I'm having sound issues it sounded like whistling.
	♥ 11:49am Andrew Waterloo: so hard not to whistle along
	♥ 11:49am tim from washington: Scratch whistling is DEEP!
	11:50am f⁖f⁖ (: Hola, David ! I didn't notice you were here! That ed Gein pie distracted me.
	11:50am morphe': Thanks Kenneth and all !!!!
	♥ 11:50am paddy in matawan: Is it acceptable to whistle while sucking when you run out of air?
	11:51am Photoline: Knows flute
	♥ 11:51am David (in London): Hola FoFo. I think we should have a refreshing ale soon.
	11:51am Dean: B.J. Cole does a lovely "Claire de Lune" on pedal steel guitar: https://bjcole.co.uk/track/2262837/clair-de-lune
	♥ 11:52am Rich in Washington: I know I shouldn't but I crack up every time whistling makes me think of Cancer Boy in Kids in the Hall's Brain Candy.
	♥ 11:52am -жеи: @paddy - acceptable?! It is CUMPULSORY if you wish to be a world class whistler
	♥ 11:53am paddy in matawan: Okay had to check. When I do it it definitely sounds different and can't get it to sound more natural.
	11:53am Dean: If memory serves me, Tomita's synthesized "Claire de Lune" includes a whistle effect.
	♥ 11:53am HyperDose: @Pax Now I know whose snack cupboard to raid next
	♥ 11:53am Handy Haversack: My dad won whistling contests when he was young. In other news, in the twenties and thirties, there were whistling contests.
	11:53am f⁖f⁖ (: David, Yes, it's Cerveza time!
	11:53am Androu B.: About time to bring back the nose flute, or poopyflute, whichever is more popular with the crowd here on the chatboard.
	11:54am Pax: Who was the old time Hollywood actress who said - you know how to whistle don't you, just put your lips together and blow.
	11:54am Dean: Handy, these are the twenties. Hard to believe.
	♥ 11:54am Rich in Washington: I got to board op a Firesign Theatre radio appearance and was so proud of myself for bringing one of those Fred Lowry whistling records along for the gig and played it behind them. At one point, though, I heard Phil Austin say 'how come everyone plays that whistling record whenever we're on the radio?' or words to that effect. DOH!
	♥ 11:55am paddy in matawan: When the bowl whistles, it's cashed, maaaaahnnnnn!
	♥ 11:55am Krys O.: @Pax: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not.
	♥ 11:55am tim from washington: Whistling into a bottle gets short shrift here on WFMU.
	♥ 11:55am HyperDose: Beat me to it Krys!
	♥ 11:55am Alvy Singer: David Morris is the world's top whistler. davidmorris-whistler.com...
	11:55am f⁖f⁖ (: Ken, Remember that show were you interviewed a whistling genius? Can't remember his name at the moment. Phweeee those were the times when you did interviews!
	11:56am Brendan: Ken, don’t forget the whistling in my sphincter song
	♥ 11:56am PaulRobeson1922: Love show, Kenny. Happy Independence Dayy baby
	♥ 11:56am -жеи: f0f0, I do recall that he would not leave
	♥ 11:56am Handy Haversack: Damn, the time. Thanks, Ken. Later, pals.
	♥ 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and anarchical folk!
	♥ 11:57am Rich in Washington: Splendid show, Ken! Fanks!
	♥ 11:57am Sno-Time at the Apollo: Huzzah for Women in Prison! And New Chicken Littles!
	♥ 11:57am David (in London): Ta Ken. Later groovers.
	♥ 11:58am steveo: Thanks, Ken. Did you fire Jim yet, so he can have his rightful prize in the Party Girls contest?
	♥ 11:58am tim from washington: Thanks, Ken! I'm looking forward to the annual Lee Iacoca tribute show next week.
	♥ 11:58am Krys O.: Favorite gifs were churning water sinkhole and the Malcolm in the Middle golf cart one.
	♥ 11:58am Webhamster Henry: Fun show, Ken!
	11:58am Dean: Or a dike.
	♥ 11:58am radioronan: Thanks, Ken!
	11:59am f⁖f⁖ (: Androu B. I don't listen the pooey flute. It's too low brow. We, sophisticated listeners, listen exclusively to Scheiße Flöte recordings by the Deutsche Grammophon.
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanx for providing the entertainment portion of our morning, -жеи! A pleasnt rest of the day to all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Hasta la proxima, f⁖f⁖ y Handy!
	♥ 11:59am HyperDose: Malcom in the Middle for life \m/ Thanks for the whistle-riffic time, Ken! Don't let the sinkholes drag you down, friends!
	11:59am Pax: @HyperDose: certainly not mine, I only had a few snack items to begin with. And like I said I polished them off last night. Cupboards and fridge is bone bare
	♥ 11:59am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am Brendan: Thanks Ken
	12:00pm f⁖f⁖ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Till next episode everyone! And remember: loosen up and don't fall on sinkholes!
	♥ 12:00pm HyperDose: All the more reason to go out for some fresh air and a re-stock, Pax :)
	♥ 12:01pm paddy in matawan: Ken! TY
	♥ 12:02pm PigeonsAndRust: Egg must be out with the Party Girls
	12:02pm ?: Damn..leave for an hour and miss all of the ways to die posts
	12:02pm Pax: @hyperdose: I know it's sounds easy should be easy but I'm having trouble doing it
	1:25pm ed: Ha! This song is the best! Earworms galore!
	1:26pm f⁖f⁖ (: Hi, Ken! Egg, Could you please take notes of the show for me while I'm away? I might arrive very late for today's show.
	♥ 2:20pm janimpala: hi Ken - Phil Shaap's ghost may be haunting you for a while, going on about alternate takes, catalog numbers and who played on what recording (or not). He might even have a few more jazz jokes for you, and probably knew who they were talking about too.

Ken: Playlist from June 22, 2022

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