WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2023

Listener comments!
	🚂 6:00pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:01pm G: Good, on to a new show name after the marathon.
	6:01pm StringOFperils: Another show title bites the dust. (still can't shake Fuzzy Glove. I need therapy.)
	6:02pm paddy in matawan: love the song cant believe my chat got thru
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I will miss this theme song
	6:02pm morphe': ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:00 Hope Charlotte is napping or in the distance in case Andy goes full Andy on the banned jibes ...
	6:03pm HyperDose: Nice to see you, Aaron
	6:03pm G: Andy has big cans?
	6:03pm StringOFperils: ↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:02 It will be in the archive forever. Like a fatberg.
	🚂 6:03pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Another hour of Andys cans. Oy vey.
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:02 It is a solid theme song.
	6:04pm paddy in matawan: yes
	6:04pm Deano de los Muertos: You should ask Andy how he would like to be buried/his funeral arrangements…..and then tattoo completely different instructions on his body
	6:04pm Lisa Hirschfield: Tattoo: A dolphin fu&king a unicorn
	6:04pm wind: He’s right! It’s exactly like a sneeze 🤣
	6:04pm WTVinny: sneezes are omens?
	6:05pm Retinox: New title: Andy's Cans ?
	6:05pm TroyD8: Tattoo: your left shoulder blade tattooed onto your right shoulder blade.
	6:05pm Retinox: New title: Andy's Cans ?
	6:05pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ Lisa Hirschfield @6:04 now i wish tattoos had sounds
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tattoo: "Do not resuscitate. 😵"
	6:06pm dale: was two handsome jews off the table?
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: The final "Dinner". And now it's time to settle the tab. Damn, I DID order those mozz sticks for an appetizer. I have to pay for them, but I feel full and queasy now. This is the time you resent paying for your choices...
	🚂 6:07pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Tattoo: "Where are my cans?"
	6:07pm common: ah, the bad tatoo
	6:07pm Baja Joe: Full body tattoo of each other's likeness.
	6:07pm morphe': Verfied - Ken has [had???] an Eagles Tattoo from one fundraiser .. Andy also once had his head dunked in the studio B flushing toilet ...
	🚂 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Cat butt on the navel tattoo.
	6:08pm HyperDose: Geocities 😂
	6:08pm StringOFperils: Get someone who know what iso-propyl alcohol is.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: Hi everyone! Hope the prisons will give day passes to tattoo artists for charitable events.
	6:09pm aaroninPhilly: geocities, haha
	6:09pm Fredericks: It's been said you can't spell Spotify without SPY. And you can't spell WFMU without F. U..
	6:09pm dale: isn't tattoo more of a 'craft', like scrapbooking? can we really call it art?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:09 It's needle ink skin painting, it's definitely art.
	6:10pm Bernardo: i have a lot of tatttooos
	6:10pm StringOFperils: You need to find a really old Malaysian guy with a bowl of ink and a a really sharp bamboo quill. And maybe some beer.
	6:10pm dale: you want your tat on your shoulderblade so your prison lover can admire it while he's behind you.
	6:10pm Bernardo: I'll get a WFMU tattoo are you guys giving em out>
	6:11pm paddy in matawan: I would take a free WFMU tatt
	6:11pm kc: Yeah also would love a WFMU tattoo
	6:11pm HyperDose: I want a Hello Kitty tattoo
	🚂 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: The tattoo is the face of Charles Manson.
	6:11pm Bernardo: i mean the easiest thing for andy to get ...i cant say it cause im not jewish nor am i a comedian
	6:12pm Deano de los Muertos: One for Ken: a Trump 2020 tattoo
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: SXSW? AUSTIN!! Get one of those locals to tattoo him while he's there! Make sure we can hear his screams on Skype!
	6:12pm Switchblade Batman: Ok, how about Andy get's Ken's face, and vice versa
	6:12pm The Chief: A tattoo that just says "Dawson's Creek"
	🚂 6:12pm I.M.Pufnstuf: This guy gave me my first tattoo in Hawaii in 1992. Ed Hardys son...give him a shout...www.tattoocitysf.com...
	6:12pm Retinox: Tattoo a little kids drawing. Always a hit
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:12 A "Trump 2021" tattoo - more offensive IMO.
	6:12pm zbong: Spotify logo
	🚂 6:13pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Happy Husband...what have you been up to?!?!
	🚂 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: The ink laced with metal so you get pulled aside in every airport.
	6:13pm Bernardo: ↳ The Chief @6:12 lol AND LOL @Switchblade
	6:14pm common: american pie lyrics for andy
	6:14pm Switchblade Batman: I aim to please @bernardo
	🚂 6:14pm I.M.Pufnstuf: top half, cremated and bottom half marinated.
	6:14pm Switchblade Batman: ↳ Bernardo @6:13 I aim to please
	6:15pm paddy in matawan: naked bottom half open casket
	🚂 6:15pm caver_mike: I like "Happy husband, happy orange" for Andy
	6:15pm Bernardo: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:15 lollllllz
	🚂 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Burial at sea."
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: I like that half-and-half idea: it's way more complicated and expensive than either burial or cremation individually, and your survivors will surely resent you for that!
	6:15pm Nobody: The winner HAS to be "Do Not resuscitate," but nobody should be forced to get anything pro-T-word (the guy who thinks has was a president)
	6:15pm Retinox: Andy's gum just out of reach
	6:17pm Nobody: Of course, there's always "Kick me"
	6:17pm ledzeppelinsucks: Hotel California is 70s slop. A Hamburger Helper tattoo ranks with that.
	6:17pm Deano de los Muertos: Is this the diarrhea lady?
	6:18pm Retinox: New Kitten Town ?
	6:18pm dale: is that hero? or gyro?
	6:18pm Thurston Howl: If Trump is elected in '24 he couldn't run again as he would have served 2 terms
	6:18pm paddy in matawan: winner
	6:18pm morphe': "They're not tattoos...they're skin illustrations .. don't you ever call them tattoos ..." Illustrated Man
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Retinox @6:18 Suburban flight from the Inner Kitty.
	🚂 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: www . partygirls . com
	6:19pm common: heeee! that was great
	6:19pm ledzeppelinsucks: Half and Half is slang in prostitution. This pooh talk brings up Hot Plate-another adult trick.
	6:20pm Phoobis: Can anyone help me find the original shows that these Clip Show clips came from? It's for this year's marathon premium. If you find any, please email me at piejohnk @ gmail.com. Thanks! The Cat's on the Roof wfmu.org... Hey There, Hamilton wfmu.org... Ken's Best Zinger wfmu.org...
	6:20pm sydnius: at least to the shins
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: Is this the guy from The Tiger Lilies? Or a caller from Professor Dum Dum's show?
	6:20pm paddy in matawan: oof
	6:20pm Bernardo: hahahhahhaahah jesus
	6:20pm Deano de los Muertos: Right up to the crossbar
	6:20pm Nobody: Absolutely no swastikas or other real hate stuff.
	6:20pm Ïke: I don’t think this will raise as much money as it used to, since our society’s sense of humor has become less mindlessly vicious and cruel, except along the ideological axis. Although I could be wrong, since this show’s listeners bc may be… a different breed.
	6:20pm JetBoy of Astoria: The long end of the crucifix goes in
	6:21pm dale: there is probably a 5 to 2 ratio. 5 height and 2 width.
	6:21pm StringOFperils: ↳ Thurston Howl @6:18 That will just look alike a guy with a sword handle. Andy's right.
	6:21pm AB: Andy should get “Equal Rights Equal Pay”
	6:21pm paddy in matawan: Its just a plus symbol
	🚂 6:22pm I.M.Pufnstuf: underneath the crucifixion tattoo put "Divine Intervention."
	6:22pm ledzeppelinsucks: Use a lower case letter 'T' as a sex toy. How does 'v' feel about that?
	6:22pm AB: Ken should get “Oh gosh did I poop the bed?”
	6:22pm Retinox: "Liquor in front. Poker ín rear"
	6:23pm dale: i think a picture of a pretty little hat would be nice for andy. or 'lorne michael's bitch' in script.
	6:24pm AB: How about they both get “WHORES” in all caps
	6:24pm Nobody: tattoo: Since I don't care what I do to my body, why should you?
	🚂 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: A tattoo of the Teletubbies, surrounded by hearts.
	6:25pm Ballpark Frank: For Ken: Diarrhea Lady 4 Life
	6:25pm StringOFperils: Putin's head on a poo poo snake
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Very apt observation on hyperbole from Professor Andy. That's why Trump 2021 (as I've seen on rednecks' lawns) is more offensive than any election year endorsement.
	6:25pm maria: I think Ken and Andy should get matching cartoon unicorn tattoos
	6:26pm dale: let's all consider that joey heatherton's body is probably not that hot anymore.
	6:26pm van chinski: Andy's tattoo: Ex-wife's portrait, in a halo of alimony checks. "Never Forget" in cursive text below.
	6:26pm Retinox: "Poor impulse control"
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Joey Heatherton is 78½, you'd better pull off that stunt soon while there's still time.
	6:28pm Fredericks: If this song smelled as bad as it sounds, I'd have to throw up.
	🚂 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: Leave some space in front of the year so "In Prison" can be added later.
	🚂 6:28pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Happy Station, Baffled Wife
	🚂 6:29pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Joey Heathertons face on Andys body. Enough said.
	6:29pm ?: A large tat of Lorne Greene's face on Andy's Chest
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:28 I like your idea!
	🚂 6:30pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ van chinski @6:26 Winner.
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Most shows on FMU have "Dave"s coming out their ass...
	6:30pm dale: you don't want dans IN your ass.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: W F M U across the knuckles. If time permits, W M F U on the other hand.
	6:32pm dale: what about a ms-13 gang sing on andy's face?
	6:32pm Retinox: Have we tried searching tattoo artists in and around Jersey City ?
	🚂 6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maltese cross.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: "I HATE New Jersey Nazis." "I only hate South Jersey Nazis. I mean, it's TAYLOR HAM. That's what it started as, that's what it is! They're right, for the most part."
	6:34pm paddy in matawan: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:33 my bad
	6:34pm Retinox: Surfer cross
	6:34pm ?: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:33 Marjorie Taylor Ham
	6:34pm Danne D: another idea a peeing Calvin
	6:35pm HyperDose: ↳ @6:34 bahahaha
	6:35pm JetBoy of Astoria: Terry has my vote!
	6:35pm Fredericks: W Ef U Mahn
	6:36pm paddy in matawan: 87.6 fm
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: The Iron Cross isn't a Maltese Cross - Maltese has two points on each of the four directions of the cross. en.wikipedia.org... en.wikipedia.org...
	6:36pm paddy in matawan: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:36 i knew i was thnking of the right onw.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ @6:34 HA! "Pops up under heat!" 😉
	6:37pm Danne D: "Tell me about Jesus"
	6:37pm dday: ↳ HyperDose @6:35 Guess I'm signed in now. Also Matt from Springfield
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: A QR code tattoo that's www.uncleandystoys.com.
	🚂 6:37pm nortonjutland: a text to image version of a "penis with a smiley face"
	6:37pm Thurston Howl: "I can't believe I love the show"
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:37 Margarine Taylor Ham Thanks and hiya, dday! (Fellow Simpsoneer)
	6:38pm Retinox: "No Regerts"
	6:38pm Danne D: "SeaOrg Recruiter"
	6:38pm dday: I know someone who had a bar code at the base of the back of their neck. I had the urge to take him to Walmart & scan him.
	6:39pm HyperDose: ↳ dday @6:37 I was thinking no way a zinger that good could come from a true "?"
	6:39pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:38 Nice variation :)
	6:39pm paddy in matawan: ↳ dday @6:38 you can do that with your phone
	🚂 6:39pm PMD: What's the theme?
	6:39pm kc: No regerts is a good album by chastity belt
	🚂 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ PMD @6:39 Embarrassing tattoos.
	6:40pm dale: howsabout a pic of tony shaloub with 'my meal ticket' under it in script.
	6:40pm Retinox: "vaginas are cool"
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Thanks!
	6:41pm Baja Joe: Um, full body tattoo of each other's likeness.
	6:41pm dday: ↳ dale @6:30 I'm a Dan & I'm not in or out of anyone's ass. Although on the 15th a new film, The Darlk Tunnel, starring my colon will be filmed
	6:41pm HyperDose: oh my god lol
	6:41pm paddy in matawan: an ass on an ass
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: "I'm With Stupid ➡️"
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: I think the best conceptual idea (though more complex/expensive to execute) would be each one getting the other's face tattooed.
	6:42pm Nobody: For Andy's face: "Child molester"
	6:42pm Bernardo: its actually hard to get through today on the phone if i did i really wouldnt believe it
	6:42pm dday: ↳ HyperDose @6:39 Thanks
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:41 On an ass?! Where does it end?!?!
	6:42pm Hunterian: Tattoo of your face on your own face is going to be hard to beat. Runner up is still My Body, My Choice.
	6:42pm dday: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:39 Now I have to buy a phone
	6:42pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:42 Human centipede night at Monty Hall
	6:43pm morphe': Soak Andy for $30,000.00 .. 6:15pm next week
	6:43pm Retinox: (blush)
	6:43pm paddy in matawan: ↳ dday @6:42 use barcodes guy's phone!
	🚂 6:43pm herb.nyc: Portrait tattoos? How about portrait of their penises (penes?)? Andy’s on ken’s body and ken’s on Andy’s. Wait, the penis on the face!
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Is it a cardboard statue?
	6:43pm noah gender: Here's a Tattoo for Uncle Kenn, Two woolly jumper elbow patches, one for each arm — good'un wholesome just like the show!
	🚂 6:44pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Joey Heathertons face on Andys penis face.
	🚂 6:44pm PMD: Ass on ass
	6:44pm dday: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:43 Haven't seen him in years. He was married to a another friends daughter. What a catch
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:42 Get a picture of it tattooed on your ass while you participate, to remember the event!
	6:44pm Danne D: "Free Tongue Baths"
	🚂 6:44pm PMD: If he's excited about it, then is it embarassing?
	6:45pm WTVinny: portraits on asses
	6:45pm Vespa Girl: Tattoo an M on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says MOM. Stand on your head and you get WOW. It’s a 2 for 1.
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: Spelled it wrong. That's embarrassing!
	6:45pm Danne D: "Fauci did 9/11"
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: ↳ Vespa Girl @6:45 Lol
	6:46pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44 But where does it end?!
	6:46pm PigeonsAndRust: I don't have good cell service right here but I wanted to chime in with : "Leprosy Free for One Year" , or a picture of a train wreck with the station's phone number
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:45 Like Andy said though, that one is so ridiculous and outside chronology that almost everyone will know that's a joke.
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: What's the phone number?
	6:47pm Retinox: Waiting for the Vaginas Are Cool bumper sticker...
	🚂 6:47pm I.M.Pufnstuf: "Lair of the Poop Snake" on Andys ass in cursive to make it classy.
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:46 Philosophers have been asking that for thousands of years. Particularly the ancient Greeks..
	6:47pm dday: ↳ Vespa Girl @6:45 A guy I used to know worked for M&M in Hackettstown,NJ. He used to come into the bar I worked at with a bag of M&M's and give them away telling people they were misprints..W&W's
	6:48pm Nobody: I used to wear a button saying "This space for rent"
	6:48pm Doug in MP: Peter! Electric Lotus is long gone, right?
	6:48pm Danne D: worst I can imagine: WWGOWGA I think that is the correct abbreviation
	6:48pm Barbie: Andy: a tattoo of Ken’s pink shirt from last years shirt complete with pink background. Ken: freebies on your butt crossing the crack.
	6:48pm dday: Screw tattoo's Get branded you wimps
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:48 The "QAnon" motto? That's a good one, brand them with actual identifiers from crazy groups.
	6:49pm Barbie: *Freebird
	6:49pm PigeonsAndRust: A butt plug with the station's call letters
	🚂 6:49pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Don McClean - the dancing machine.
	6:50pm morphe': Tattoo artist listener - writes in as Formerly from Rahway .. actually he says he lived in the town but never in the Pen.. but I always imagined he was incarcerated .. as a child visting an aunt we always passed the turn off for Rahway Prison
	6:50pm Danne D: half the callers have my name
	6:51pm dday: "I've got legs" That's a plus
	6:51pm HyperDose: Not even a Geocities? Come on, Danny
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: The cartoon of the waitei with pigeons on his arm.
	6:52pm dday: Get sewn together like Siamese Twins. Talk about dedication
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: Pam bringing mathematics into this! Best idea to exploit the increased donations!
	6:53pm Patty D: What about a tattoo that says Things to remember: -Eggs -Milk -Butter -9/11/2001
	6:54pm Danne D: "Robert Blake Was Framed"
	6:54pm Doug in MP: The Black Flag bars, but the bars are the letters WXHD
	6:54pm Retinox: Remove hair with chewing gum!
	6:54pm dale: i remember the waxing of andy's chest. it looked painful.
	6:54pm dale: susan anton was the better serta mattress girl.
	6:54pm PigeonsAndRust: "I'M A FEMININIST"
	6:55pm steve: get a coney island whitefish tattoo
	6:55pm Danne D: what the hell?
	6:56pm dale: and dick heatherton from wcbs radio was her brother.
	6:56pm Nobody: tattoo: "I don't WANT a Tattoo!"
	6:56pm morphe': was calling but not getting through could not think of something to irk Ken but he hates riddles so Ken Riddler's head w/ Riddle Me This in big text wrapped around the head... Andy small Don McLean head with his name big text wrapped around the head
	6:57pm Danne D: "Dale Earnhardt Sucks!"
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuf: "Nakatomi Tower - Never Forget!" with Bruce Willis face looking pained. On Andys chest.
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ morphe' @6:56 You should have said you were "Danny", then you would have gotten through.
	6:57pm Danne D: I wanna take your guns
	6:57pm tom tom the pipers son: george santos playing volleyball
	6:57pm ledzeppelinsucks: Fish scales.
	6:58pm Danne D: George Santos 2024
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: That is embarrassing and funny!!
	6:58pm dale: oh - 'NAMBLA lifetime member.'
	6:58pm dday: Most of your listeners
	6:58pm AB: Please Andy has to get “equal right equal pay” !
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:58 "Re-elect George Santos for President - 3rd time's a charm!"
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuf: oh man it's gonna be fun next week. cya then.
	🚂 6:59pm mndave: Tesla logo with "I'm A Ford Truck Man @elonmusk" underneath
	6:59pm TroyD8: Thanks!
	6:59pm Hunterian: ↳ dale @6:58 NAMBLA tat YES
	6:59pm Retinox: Moms Basement Matters
	6:59pm dale: this song is better than the andy breckman man song.
	6:59pm JetBoy of Astoria: Film fest was great!
	6:59pm paddy in matawan: Great show! Thanks fellas!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: That was a fun diversion! Thanks Ken and Andy! Have a good night everyone!
	6:59pm dale: bloopers and out takes?
	7:00pm Hunterian: I'm gonna miss this theme song
	7:00pm Danne D: Darth Vader Ginsburg
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Dinner ends. I'll put in for my share of the bill, just after I come back from the bathroom with large windows...
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks boys!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2023

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Listener comments!
	🚂 6:00pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:01pm G: Good, on to a new show name after the marathon.
	6:01pm StringOFperils: Another show title bites the dust. (still can't shake Fuzzy Glove. I need therapy.)
	6:02pm paddy in matawan: love the song cant believe my chat got thru
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I will miss this theme song
	6:02pm morphe': ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:00 Hope Charlotte is napping or in the distance in case Andy goes full Andy on the banned jibes ...
	6:03pm HyperDose: Nice to see you, Aaron
	6:03pm G: Andy has big cans?
	6:03pm StringOFperils: ↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:02 It will be in the archive forever. Like a fatberg.
	🚂 6:03pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Another hour of Andys cans. Oy vey.
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:02 It is a solid theme song.
	6:04pm paddy in matawan: yes
	6:04pm Deano de los Muertos: You should ask Andy how he would like to be buried/his funeral arrangements…..and then tattoo completely different instructions on his body
	6:04pm Lisa Hirschfield: Tattoo: A dolphin fu&king a unicorn
	6:04pm wind: He’s right! It’s exactly like a sneeze 🤣
	6:04pm WTVinny: sneezes are omens?
	6:05pm Retinox: New title: Andy's Cans ?
	6:05pm TroyD8: Tattoo: your left shoulder blade tattooed onto your right shoulder blade.
	6:05pm Retinox: New title: Andy's Cans ?
	6:05pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ Lisa Hirschfield @6:04 now i wish tattoos had sounds
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tattoo: "Do not resuscitate. 😵"
	6:06pm dale: was two handsome jews off the table?
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: The final "Dinner". And now it's time to settle the tab. Damn, I DID order those mozz sticks for an appetizer. I have to pay for them, but I feel full and queasy now. This is the time you resent paying for your choices...
	🚂 6:07pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Tattoo: "Where are my cans?"
	6:07pm common: ah, the bad tatoo
	6:07pm Baja Joe: Full body tattoo of each other's likeness.
	6:07pm morphe': Verfied - Ken has [had???] an Eagles Tattoo from one fundraiser .. Andy also once had his head dunked in the studio B flushing toilet ...
	🚂 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Cat butt on the navel tattoo.
	6:08pm HyperDose: Geocities 😂
	6:08pm StringOFperils: Get someone who know what iso-propyl alcohol is.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: Hi everyone! Hope the prisons will give day passes to tattoo artists for charitable events.
	6:09pm aaroninPhilly: geocities, haha
	6:09pm Fredericks: It's been said you can't spell Spotify without SPY. And you can't spell WFMU without F. U..
	6:09pm dale: isn't tattoo more of a 'craft', like scrapbooking? can we really call it art?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:09 It's needle ink skin painting, it's definitely art.
	6:10pm Bernardo: i have a lot of tatttooos
	6:10pm StringOFperils: You need to find a really old Malaysian guy with a bowl of ink and a a really sharp bamboo quill. And maybe some beer.
	6:10pm dale: you want your tat on your shoulderblade so your prison lover can admire it while he's behind you.
	6:10pm Bernardo: I'll get a WFMU tattoo are you guys giving em out>
	6:11pm paddy in matawan: I would take a free WFMU tatt
	6:11pm kc: Yeah also would love a WFMU tattoo
	6:11pm HyperDose: I want a Hello Kitty tattoo
	🚂 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: The tattoo is the face of Charles Manson.
	6:11pm Bernardo: i mean the easiest thing for andy to get ...i cant say it cause im not jewish nor am i a comedian
	6:12pm Deano de los Muertos: One for Ken: a Trump 2020 tattoo
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: SXSW? AUSTIN!! Get one of those locals to tattoo him while he's there! Make sure we can hear his screams on Skype!
	6:12pm Switchblade Batman: Ok, how about Andy get's Ken's face, and vice versa
	6:12pm The Chief: A tattoo that just says "Dawson's Creek"
	🚂 6:12pm I.M.Pufnstuf: This guy gave me my first tattoo in Hawaii in 1992. Ed Hardys son...give him a shout...www.tattoocitysf.com...
	6:12pm Retinox: Tattoo a little kids drawing. Always a hit
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:12 A "Trump 2021" tattoo - more offensive IMO.
	6:12pm zbong: Spotify logo
	🚂 6:13pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Happy Husband...what have you been up to?!?!
	🚂 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: The ink laced with metal so you get pulled aside in every airport.
	6:13pm Bernardo: ↳ The Chief @6:12 lol AND LOL @Switchblade
	6:14pm common: american pie lyrics for andy
	6:14pm Switchblade Batman: I aim to please @bernardo
	🚂 6:14pm I.M.Pufnstuf: top half, cremated and bottom half marinated.
	6:14pm Switchblade Batman: ↳ Bernardo @6:13 I aim to please
	6:15pm paddy in matawan: naked bottom half open casket
	🚂 6:15pm caver_mike: I like "Happy husband, happy orange" for Andy
	6:15pm Bernardo: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:15 lollllllz
	🚂 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Burial at sea."
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: I like that half-and-half idea: it's way more complicated and expensive than either burial or cremation individually, and your survivors will surely resent you for that!
	6:15pm Nobody: The winner HAS to be "Do Not resuscitate," but nobody should be forced to get anything pro-T-word (the guy who thinks has was a president)
	6:15pm Retinox: Andy's gum just out of reach
	6:17pm Nobody: Of course, there's always "Kick me"
	6:17pm ledzeppelinsucks: Hotel California is 70s slop. A Hamburger Helper tattoo ranks with that.
	6:17pm Deano de los Muertos: Is this the diarrhea lady?
	6:18pm Retinox: New Kitten Town ?
	6:18pm dale: is that hero? or gyro?
	6:18pm Thurston Howl: If Trump is elected in '24 he couldn't run again as he would have served 2 terms
	6:18pm paddy in matawan: winner
	6:18pm morphe': "They're not tattoos...they're skin illustrations .. don't you ever call them tattoos ..." Illustrated Man
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Retinox @6:18 Suburban flight from the Inner Kitty.
	🚂 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: www . partygirls . com
	6:19pm common: heeee! that was great
	6:19pm ledzeppelinsucks: Half and Half is slang in prostitution. This pooh talk brings up Hot Plate-another adult trick.
	6:20pm Phoobis: Can anyone help me find the original shows that these Clip Show clips came from? It's for this year's marathon premium. If you find any, please email me at piejohnk @ gmail.com. Thanks! The Cat's on the Roof wfmu.org... Hey There, Hamilton wfmu.org... Ken's Best Zinger wfmu.org...
	6:20pm sydnius: at least to the shins
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: Is this the guy from The Tiger Lilies? Or a caller from Professor Dum Dum's show?
	6:20pm paddy in matawan: oof
	6:20pm Bernardo: hahahhahhaahah jesus
	6:20pm Deano de los Muertos: Right up to the crossbar
	6:20pm Nobody: Absolutely no swastikas or other real hate stuff.
	6:20pm Ïke: I don’t think this will raise as much money as it used to, since our society’s sense of humor has become less mindlessly vicious and cruel, except along the ideological axis. Although I could be wrong, since this show’s listeners bc may be… a different breed.
	6:20pm JetBoy of Astoria: The long end of the crucifix goes in
	6:21pm dale: there is probably a 5 to 2 ratio. 5 height and 2 width.
	6:21pm StringOFperils: ↳ Thurston Howl @6:18 That will just look alike a guy with a sword handle. Andy's right.
	6:21pm AB: Andy should get “Equal Rights Equal Pay”
	6:21pm paddy in matawan: Its just a plus symbol
	🚂 6:22pm I.M.Pufnstuf: underneath the crucifixion tattoo put "Divine Intervention."
	6:22pm ledzeppelinsucks: Use a lower case letter 'T' as a sex toy. How does 'v' feel about that?
	6:22pm AB: Ken should get “Oh gosh did I poop the bed?”
	6:22pm Retinox: "Liquor in front. Poker ín rear"
	6:23pm dale: i think a picture of a pretty little hat would be nice for andy. or 'lorne michael's bitch' in script.
	6:24pm AB: How about they both get “WHORES” in all caps
	6:24pm Nobody: tattoo: Since I don't care what I do to my body, why should you?
	🚂 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: A tattoo of the Teletubbies, surrounded by hearts.
	6:25pm Ballpark Frank: For Ken: Diarrhea Lady 4 Life
	6:25pm StringOFperils: Putin's head on a poo poo snake
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Very apt observation on hyperbole from Professor Andy. That's why Trump 2021 (as I've seen on rednecks' lawns) is more offensive than any election year endorsement.
	6:25pm maria: I think Ken and Andy should get matching cartoon unicorn tattoos
	6:26pm dale: let's all consider that joey heatherton's body is probably not that hot anymore.
	6:26pm van chinski: Andy's tattoo: Ex-wife's portrait, in a halo of alimony checks. "Never Forget" in cursive text below.
	6:26pm Retinox: "Poor impulse control"
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Joey Heatherton is 78½, you'd better pull off that stunt soon while there's still time.
	6:28pm Fredericks: If this song smelled as bad as it sounds, I'd have to throw up.
	🚂 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: Leave some space in front of the year so "In Prison" can be added later.
	🚂 6:28pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Happy Station, Baffled Wife
	🚂 6:29pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Joey Heathertons face on Andys body. Enough said.
	6:29pm ?: A large tat of Lorne Greene's face on Andy's Chest
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:28 I like your idea!
	🚂 6:30pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ van chinski @6:26 Winner.
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Most shows on FMU have "Dave"s coming out their ass...
	6:30pm dale: you don't want dans IN your ass.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: W F M U across the knuckles. If time permits, W M F U on the other hand.
	6:32pm dale: what about a ms-13 gang sing on andy's face?
	6:32pm Retinox: Have we tried searching tattoo artists in and around Jersey City ?
	🚂 6:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maltese cross.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: "I HATE New Jersey Nazis." "I only hate South Jersey Nazis. I mean, it's TAYLOR HAM. That's what it started as, that's what it is! They're right, for the most part."
	6:34pm paddy in matawan: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:33 my bad
	6:34pm Retinox: Surfer cross
	6:34pm ?: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:33 Marjorie Taylor Ham
	6:34pm Danne D: another idea a peeing Calvin
	6:35pm HyperDose: ↳ @6:34 bahahaha
	6:35pm JetBoy of Astoria: Terry has my vote!
	6:35pm Fredericks: W Ef U Mahn
	6:36pm paddy in matawan: 87.6 fm
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: The Iron Cross isn't a Maltese Cross - Maltese has two points on each of the four directions of the cross. en.wikipedia.org... en.wikipedia.org...
	6:36pm paddy in matawan: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:36 i knew i was thnking of the right onw.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ @6:34 HA! "Pops up under heat!" 😉
	6:37pm Danne D: "Tell me about Jesus"
	6:37pm dday: ↳ HyperDose @6:35 Guess I'm signed in now. Also Matt from Springfield
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: A QR code tattoo that's www.uncleandystoys.com.
	🚂 6:37pm nortonjutland: a text to image version of a "penis with a smiley face"
	6:37pm Thurston Howl: "I can't believe I love the show"
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:37 Margarine Taylor Ham Thanks and hiya, dday! (Fellow Simpsoneer)
	6:38pm Retinox: "No Regerts"
	6:38pm Danne D: "SeaOrg Recruiter"
	6:38pm dday: I know someone who had a bar code at the base of the back of their neck. I had the urge to take him to Walmart & scan him.
	6:39pm HyperDose: ↳ dday @6:37 I was thinking no way a zinger that good could come from a true "?"
	6:39pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:38 Nice variation :)
	6:39pm paddy in matawan: ↳ dday @6:38 you can do that with your phone
	🚂 6:39pm PMD: What's the theme?
	6:39pm kc: No regerts is a good album by chastity belt
	🚂 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ PMD @6:39 Embarrassing tattoos.
	6:40pm dale: howsabout a pic of tony shaloub with 'my meal ticket' under it in script.
	6:40pm Retinox: "vaginas are cool"
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Thanks!
	6:41pm Baja Joe: Um, full body tattoo of each other's likeness.
	6:41pm dday: ↳ dale @6:30 I'm a Dan & I'm not in or out of anyone's ass. Although on the 15th a new film, The Darlk Tunnel, starring my colon will be filmed
	6:41pm HyperDose: oh my god lol
	6:41pm paddy in matawan: an ass on an ass
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: "I'm With Stupid ➡️"
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: I think the best conceptual idea (though more complex/expensive to execute) would be each one getting the other's face tattooed.
	6:42pm Nobody: For Andy's face: "Child molester"
	6:42pm Bernardo: its actually hard to get through today on the phone if i did i really wouldnt believe it
	6:42pm dday: ↳ HyperDose @6:39 Thanks
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:41 On an ass?! Where does it end?!?!
	6:42pm Hunterian: Tattoo of your face on your own face is going to be hard to beat. Runner up is still My Body, My Choice.
	6:42pm dday: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:39 Now I have to buy a phone
	6:42pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:42 Human centipede night at Monty Hall
	6:43pm morphe': Soak Andy for $30,000.00 .. 6:15pm next week
	6:43pm Retinox: (blush)
	6:43pm paddy in matawan: ↳ dday @6:42 use barcodes guy's phone!
	🚂 6:43pm herb.nyc: Portrait tattoos? How about portrait of their penises (penes?)? Andy’s on ken’s body and ken’s on Andy’s. Wait, the penis on the face!
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Is it a cardboard statue?
	6:43pm noah gender: Here's a Tattoo for Uncle Kenn, Two woolly jumper elbow patches, one for each arm — good'un wholesome just like the show!
	🚂 6:44pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Joey Heathertons face on Andys penis face.
	🚂 6:44pm PMD: Ass on ass
	6:44pm dday: ↳ paddy in matawan @6:43 Haven't seen him in years. He was married to a another friends daughter. What a catch
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:42 Get a picture of it tattooed on your ass while you participate, to remember the event!
	6:44pm Danne D: "Free Tongue Baths"
	🚂 6:44pm PMD: If he's excited about it, then is it embarassing?
	6:45pm WTVinny: portraits on asses
	6:45pm Vespa Girl: Tattoo an M on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says MOM. Stand on your head and you get WOW. It’s a 2 for 1.
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: Spelled it wrong. That's embarrassing!
	6:45pm Danne D: "Fauci did 9/11"
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: ↳ Vespa Girl @6:45 Lol
	6:46pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44 But where does it end?!
	6:46pm PigeonsAndRust: I don't have good cell service right here but I wanted to chime in with : "Leprosy Free for One Year" , or a picture of a train wreck with the station's phone number
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:45 Like Andy said though, that one is so ridiculous and outside chronology that almost everyone will know that's a joke.
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: What's the phone number?
	6:47pm Retinox: Waiting for the Vaginas Are Cool bumper sticker...
	🚂 6:47pm I.M.Pufnstuf: "Lair of the Poop Snake" on Andys ass in cursive to make it classy.
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:46 Philosophers have been asking that for thousands of years. Particularly the ancient Greeks..
	6:47pm dday: ↳ Vespa Girl @6:45 A guy I used to know worked for M&M in Hackettstown,NJ. He used to come into the bar I worked at with a bag of M&M's and give them away telling people they were misprints..W&W's
	6:48pm Nobody: I used to wear a button saying "This space for rent"
	6:48pm Doug in MP: Peter! Electric Lotus is long gone, right?
	6:48pm Danne D: worst I can imagine: WWGOWGA I think that is the correct abbreviation
	6:48pm Barbie: Andy: a tattoo of Ken’s pink shirt from last years shirt complete with pink background. Ken: freebies on your butt crossing the crack.
	6:48pm dday: Screw tattoo's Get branded you wimps
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:48 The "QAnon" motto? That's a good one, brand them with actual identifiers from crazy groups.
	6:49pm Barbie: *Freebird
	6:49pm PigeonsAndRust: A butt plug with the station's call letters
	🚂 6:49pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Don McClean - the dancing machine.
	6:50pm morphe': Tattoo artist listener - writes in as Formerly from Rahway .. actually he says he lived in the town but never in the Pen.. but I always imagined he was incarcerated .. as a child visting an aunt we always passed the turn off for Rahway Prison
	6:50pm Danne D: half the callers have my name
	6:51pm dday: "I've got legs" That's a plus
	6:51pm HyperDose: Not even a Geocities? Come on, Danny
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: The cartoon of the waitei with pigeons on his arm.
	6:52pm dday: Get sewn together like Siamese Twins. Talk about dedication
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: Pam bringing mathematics into this! Best idea to exploit the increased donations!
	6:53pm Patty D: What about a tattoo that says Things to remember: -Eggs -Milk -Butter -9/11/2001
	6:54pm Danne D: "Robert Blake Was Framed"
	6:54pm Doug in MP: The Black Flag bars, but the bars are the letters WXHD
	6:54pm Retinox: Remove hair with chewing gum!
	6:54pm dale: i remember the waxing of andy's chest. it looked painful.
	6:54pm dale: susan anton was the better serta mattress girl.
	6:54pm PigeonsAndRust: "I'M A FEMININIST"
	6:55pm steve: get a coney island whitefish tattoo
	6:55pm Danne D: what the hell?
	6:56pm dale: and dick heatherton from wcbs radio was her brother.
	6:56pm Nobody: tattoo: "I don't WANT a Tattoo!"
	6:56pm morphe': was calling but not getting through could not think of something to irk Ken but he hates riddles so Ken Riddler's head w/ Riddle Me This in big text wrapped around the head... Andy small Don McLean head with his name big text wrapped around the head
	6:57pm Danne D: "Dale Earnhardt Sucks!"
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuf: "Nakatomi Tower - Never Forget!" with Bruce Willis face looking pained. On Andys chest.
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ morphe' @6:56 You should have said you were "Danny", then you would have gotten through.
	6:57pm Danne D: I wanna take your guns
	6:57pm tom tom the pipers son: george santos playing volleyball
	6:57pm ledzeppelinsucks: Fish scales.
	6:58pm Danne D: George Santos 2024
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: That is embarrassing and funny!!
	6:58pm dale: oh - 'NAMBLA lifetime member.'
	6:58pm dday: Most of your listeners
	6:58pm AB: Please Andy has to get “equal right equal pay” !
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Danne D @6:58 "Re-elect George Santos for President - 3rd time's a charm!"
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuf: oh man it's gonna be fun next week. cya then.
	🚂 6:59pm mndave: Tesla logo with "I'm A Ford Truck Man @elonmusk" underneath
	6:59pm TroyD8: Thanks!
	6:59pm Hunterian: ↳ dale @6:58 NAMBLA tat YES
	6:59pm Retinox: Moms Basement Matters
	6:59pm dale: this song is better than the andy breckman man song.
	6:59pm JetBoy of Astoria: Film fest was great!
	6:59pm paddy in matawan: Great show! Thanks fellas!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: That was a fun diversion! Thanks Ken and Andy! Have a good night everyone!
	6:59pm dale: bloopers and out takes?
	7:00pm Hunterian: I'm gonna miss this theme song
	7:00pm Danne D: Darth Vader Ginsburg
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Dinner ends. I'll put in for my share of the bill, just after I come back from the bathroom with large windows...
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks boys!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2023

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